August 11, 2025 • 9 mins
Sometimes people get upset with some of the things that D.L. Hughley has to say, so he is giving them the opportunity to say F- You D.L. Hughley.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You will show your twenty twenty five if you're going
to be in the in Ontario or the Sam Bernardino
Inland Empire. To be specific, I will be there at
the Ontariotario Improv this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so check
me out if you're taking notes. And then on the
twelfth and thirteenth, I will be a City Winery in
New York on West Side High.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Right along with my friend Don lemon is d L
on d L.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Have you ever noticed that almost every time they show
a yearbook picture of somebody who committed a crime, a
yearbook picture, lets you know that they go out there
like you look at people and you look they look
like the crime they did.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Like that dude who just shut that place up, looking
like he would do it. Yeah, he did look a little.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think every time they show a high school yearbook picture,
it always looked like I think Old and Mills should
arrest the people.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
As soon as the film get developed. They're like, I
haven't done anything. You will.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You went back way, arrest him. As soon as the
film's developed, the picture, that's it. That's it, man. I
was I was thinking, now you have to worry about
all these diseases now like this, like it's like sorrows
is that that comes back? Of course, people don't really
(01:14):
have to worry about that because you can only get
that if you go to China, and Southwest Airlines don't
go to China.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So and that is airlines of black people. What is Southwest?
Official airlines? Black Spirit?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, Southwest it has more routes. I I'm telling you
nine eleven would have never happened on Southwest Airlines. They'd
whooped their ass. Yeah, all the twenty seven down tickets to open,
would it would be?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
No? Yeah, absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know if you saw the video of this
black woman who whooped the butt of this chick who
was this white lady who was trying to bum rush
the cockpit. Yeah, she's like excuse me, let me get.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
To I was like, wow, Yeah, you know what we
like Southwest because we can look down on spirit, you
know what I'm saying. That's right, We look down on
spirit like you get on Spit is spirit there. Like
you know, doctor, nobody with any kind of medical experience
or degree is ever gonna be spirit for any reason
(02:10):
at all.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Sometimes people who you know, I think we like save money.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Southwest makes us look down on frontier and Spirit to
spirit is the training wheels of AIRFLNT.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Spirit is in trouble too, a lot of trouble now.
They're trying to I guess, rebrand themselves and come back,
and I think like an actual airline.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah of course. Let me just say this.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know how they have the real perfume and then
the imitation one that spirit.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It smells like you. It's just like upset. It's not
locked up. You just get it right off. The shild.
Spirit is like the oil. They say, that's what I meet.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, coming in little bottles where they take labels
on them.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You right, it does smell like a toil. Hey brother,
hey brother, let me how let you colone you? I
got some for you. Yeah yeah, you know you guys
for me, get out, get out.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Sometimes people get really upset with me and we're letting
them invent on our second call. So once you please
welcome my F you deal hugely corresponded Little Nacy James.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is Nazy James, your f you dear, huy correspondent.
Our first F you deal is husique. Comment is from Instagram.
Hallelujah three thousand, says Dear, I heard you say that
straight man don't go to church. You think only men
who are messed up real bad in life are men
whose life makes them go or gay men are the
only man who go to church. I'm gonna let you
(03:49):
know that I have never been in any kind of trouble.
I'm single and extremely straight, yet I go to church regularly,
even though I'm saved. I have to say fuck you,
Dear Hughly. Our next Fuda Hugley comment Becus from The
Deal Huge Show Pay Pilot twenty two, says Dia. Every
time I turn around, you're complaining about one airline or
the other. All you talk about is how they lost
(04:11):
your luggage, or how they were late, or how they
wouldn't give you peanuts because someone else on the plane
had a peanut allergy. You think you shouldn't be subject
to anything just because you fly first class.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you ever think that the bad.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Experiences you might have off flying is karma? It might
be the universe paying you back for starring in that
horrible movie Soul Plane.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Fuck you, Dan Hoagley.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Today's last fu deal Hu could comment was the lettermail
directly to Deal's House, Ryan Smasher wrote, Dio, you constantly
tell everyone that you don't like me and I'm not
strong enough to be with your daughter. You apparently don't
think I'm mad enough to handle your dog. Let me
be clear, I'm more than mad enough. By evidence of
her waking up next to me every morning after getting
(04:51):
it in all night. I think the only reason you
don't like me is because your.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Daughter now calls me dad.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Get over a dal, I'm her dad now, Hughley, Well,
that's it for this week. This has been Nissie James,
your A. F. Vidal hugely correspondent and until next week. Bye.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now the time of what you need to know with
the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes with
what we need to know.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The Trump administration is moving forward with plans to reinstall
two Confederate monuments. The National Park Service will restore a
statue of Confederate officer Albert Pike in Washington, d C.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth also confirmed the return of a
Confederate memorial to the Arlington National Cemetery. A political fight
(05:38):
in Texas over redrawing electoral boundaries as intensified as some
Democrats led the state in protests. Republican Senator John Cornan
claimed the FBI has agreed to help locate the missing lawmakers,
though the agency has not confirmed this, and President Trump
said earlier in the week that the FBI may need
to get involved. Black business this month celebrated Each August
(06:02):
honors the vital contributions of black owned businesses to the
US economy and the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Push for equality.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Started in two thousand and four by entrepreneur Frederick E.
Jordan and publisher John William Templeton, the Monk aims to
spotlight the challenges and successes of black entrepreneurs. Denise Moore
of the Black Business Alliance says this celebration helps highlight
a community off and overlook in wealth building opportunities.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
For more than one hundred and.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Fifty years, black communities in Kentucky and Tennessee have celebrated
this day, August eighth, as a day of freedom, much
like Juneteenth. Their tradition began after future President Andrew Johnson
freed his own slaves August eighth, eighteen sixty three while
serving as military governor of Tennessee, a state not covered
(06:52):
by the Emancipation for Proclamation. One of those freedmen, Samuel Johnson,
organized the first official eighth of August celebration in Greenville
eight years later, and the tradition continues to this day.
Happy Emancipation Day, Indeed, be informed, me empowered.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you Sybyl. That's gonna do it for Slaton.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Gentlemen, Todel, you can show your twenty twenty five addition,
if you're going to be Ontario, I'm on my way
there now, Ontario, California. We have to tonight, we have
to tomorrow night and one Sunday. Then on the twelfth
and the thirteenth of August. You don't forget to join
me at if you're in the New York or New
York or North some of you New York, New Jerseys, Connecticut,
(07:35):
come through.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
We have to try stity there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We're going to be at the West Side on West
Side Highway in New York, myself and Don.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Lemon so yell legend, John legend. Yeah, it's jo is it?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And uh, what's not gonna be dyl on DM that
would not be.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a different show.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It is that would that would costs for I think
it was their wedding cake is what is it the
soundtrack from Caliging? What Ashmus Sanders?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What on earth did you learn today?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I learned that he will still do these stupid challenges
on TikTok. Yeah they do right now. The big thing
is this Nicki Minaj challenge. I don't know if you've
seen it, man, This one chick broke her spine. Somebody
else broke a left broke none of that. But anyway
you've seen it. I'm sure it's where you sit. The
woman sits and she has some like super high heels,
(08:36):
and she crosses her legs a particular way, and they
do it on all kinds of things from you know,
a stair railed, stair up, what do you call it?
The railing or just every.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Please make it stop before you hurt yourself. Please just
make it stop. They are igyos.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, indeed skip my man, cheat him? Birthday boy, how
what did you know today?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You just want to say thanks, man. I got a
lot of birthday wishes today. Man, thank the Good Lord
for let me see another one. So all right, man?
Oh good? Just enjoyed. Ride it out. That flood wreckers
cue pot is going to be six o'clock better hurry
up right, come on now, ride it out. That's all
you could do.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
On the next day you can show the military man
Jamal Kingsley, he's going to be here to return to
exposed races and hitting our every day lives. But we
got another special k short bus record banger. Have a
great safe weekend. It's the deal you caree show. We
will definitely see you on the other side.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Calm.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
My favorite short bus operator pull Le's train we got.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
To go by.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's see you on the other side.
It's the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You will show your twenty twenty five if you're going
to be in the in Ontario or the Sam Bernardino
Inland Empire. To be specific, I will be there at
the Ontariotario Improv this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so check
me out if you're taking notes. And then on the
twelfth and thirteenth, I will be a City Winery in
New York on West Side High.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Right along with my friend Don lemon is d L
on d L.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Have you ever noticed that almost every time they show
a yearbook picture of somebody who committed a crime, a
yearbook picture, lets you know that they go out there
like you look at people and you look they look
like the crime they did.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Like that dude who just shut that place up, looking
like he would do it. Yeah, he did look a little.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think every time they show a high school yearbook picture,
it always looked like I think Old and Mills should
arrest the people.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
As soon as the film get developed. They're like, I
haven't done anything. You will.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You went back way, arrest him. As soon as the
film's developed, the picture, that's it. That's it, man. I
was I was thinking, now you have to worry about
all these diseases now like this, like it's like sorrows
is that that comes back? Of course, people don't really
(01:14):
have to worry about that because you can only get
that if you go to China, and Southwest Airlines don't
go to China.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So and that is airlines of black people. What is Southwest?
Official airlines? Black Spirit?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, Southwest it has more routes. I I'm telling you
nine eleven would have never happened on Southwest Airlines. They'd
whooped their ass. Yeah, all the twenty seven down tickets to open,
would it would be?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
No? Yeah, absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't know if you saw the video of this
black woman who whooped the butt of this chick who
was this white lady who was trying to bum rush
the cockpit. Yeah, she's like excuse me, let me get.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
To I was like, wow, Yeah, you know what we
like Southwest because we can look down on spirit, you
know what I'm saying. That's right, We look down on
spirit like you get on Spit is spirit there. Like
you know, doctor, nobody with any kind of medical experience
or degree is ever gonna be spirit for any reason
(02:10):
at all.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Sometimes people who you know, I think we like save money.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Southwest makes us look down on frontier and Spirit to
spirit is the training wheels of AIRFLNT.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Spirit is in trouble too, a lot of trouble now.
They're trying to I guess, rebrand themselves and come back,
and I think like an actual airline.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah of course. Let me just say this.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You know how they have the real perfume and then
the imitation one that spirit.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It smells like you. It's just like upset. It's not
locked up. You just get it right off. The shild.
Spirit is like the oil. They say, that's what I meet.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, coming in little bottles where they take labels
on them.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You right, it does smell like a toil. Hey brother,
hey brother, let me how let you colone you? I
got some for you. Yeah yeah, you know you guys
for me, get out, get out.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Sometimes people get really upset with me and we're letting
them invent on our second call. So once you please
welcome my F you deal hugely corresponded Little Nacy James.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
This is Nazy James, your f you dear, huy correspondent.
Our first F you deal is husique. Comment is from Instagram.
Hallelujah three thousand, says Dear, I heard you say that
straight man don't go to church. You think only men
who are messed up real bad in life are men
whose life makes them go or gay men are the
only man who go to church. I'm gonna let you
(03:49):
know that I have never been in any kind of trouble.
I'm single and extremely straight, yet I go to church regularly,
even though I'm saved. I have to say fuck you,
Dear Hughly. Our next Fuda Hugley comment Becus from The
Deal Huge Show Pay Pilot twenty two, says Dia. Every
time I turn around, you're complaining about one airline or
the other. All you talk about is how they lost
(04:11):
your luggage, or how they were late, or how they
wouldn't give you peanuts because someone else on the plane
had a peanut allergy. You think you shouldn't be subject
to anything just because you fly first class.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you ever think that the bad.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Experiences you might have off flying is karma? It might
be the universe paying you back for starring in that
horrible movie Soul Plane.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Fuck you, Dan Hoagley.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Today's last fu deal Hu could comment was the lettermail
directly to Deal's House, Ryan Smasher wrote, Dio, you constantly
tell everyone that you don't like me and I'm not
strong enough to be with your daughter. You apparently don't
think I'm mad enough to handle your dog. Let me
be clear, I'm more than mad enough. By evidence of
her waking up next to me every morning after getting
(04:51):
it in all night. I think the only reason you
don't like me is because your.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Daughter now calls me dad.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Get over a dal, I'm her dad now, Hughley, Well,
that's it for this week. This has been Nissie James,
your A. F. Vidal hugely correspondent and until next week. Bye.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now the time of what you need to know with
the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes with
what we need to know.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
The Trump administration is moving forward with plans to reinstall
two Confederate monuments. The National Park Service will restore a
statue of Confederate officer Albert Pike in Washington, d C.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth also confirmed the return of a
Confederate memorial to the Arlington National Cemetery. A political fight
(05:38):
in Texas over redrawing electoral boundaries as intensified as some
Democrats led the state in protests. Republican Senator John Cornan
claimed the FBI has agreed to help locate the missing lawmakers,
though the agency has not confirmed this, and President Trump
said earlier in the week that the FBI may need
to get involved. Black business this month celebrated Each August
(06:02):
honors the vital contributions of black owned businesses to the
US economy and the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Push for equality.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Started in two thousand and four by entrepreneur Frederick E.
Jordan and publisher John William Templeton, the Monk aims to
spotlight the challenges and successes of black entrepreneurs. Denise Moore
of the Black Business Alliance says this celebration helps highlight
a community off and overlook in wealth building opportunities.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
For more than one hundred and.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Fifty years, black communities in Kentucky and Tennessee have celebrated
this day, August eighth, as a day of freedom, much
like Juneteenth. Their tradition began after future President Andrew Johnson
freed his own slaves August eighth, eighteen sixty three while
serving as military governor of Tennessee, a state not covered
(06:52):
by the Emancipation for Proclamation. One of those freedmen, Samuel Johnson,
organized the first official eighth of August celebration in Greenville
eight years later, and the tradition continues to this day.
Happy Emancipation Day, Indeed, be informed, me empowered.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you Sybyl. That's gonna do it for Slaton.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Gentlemen, Todel, you can show your twenty twenty five addition,
if you're going to be Ontario, I'm on my way
there now, Ontario, California. We have to tonight, we have
to tomorrow night and one Sunday. Then on the twelfth
and the thirteenth of August. You don't forget to join
me at if you're in the New York or New
York or North some of you New York, New Jerseys, Connecticut,
(07:35):
come through.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
We have to try stity there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We're going to be at the West Side on West
Side Highway in New York, myself and Don.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Lemon so yell legend, John legend. Yeah, it's jo is it?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
And uh, what's not gonna be dyl on DM that
would not be.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's a different show.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It is that would that would costs for I think
it was their wedding cake is what is it the
soundtrack from Caliging? What Ashmus Sanders?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What on earth did you learn today?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I learned that he will still do these stupid challenges
on TikTok. Yeah they do right now. The big thing
is this Nicki Minaj challenge. I don't know if you've
seen it, man, This one chick broke her spine. Somebody
else broke a left broke none of that. But anyway
you've seen it. I'm sure it's where you sit. The
woman sits and she has some like super high heels,
(08:36):
and she crosses her legs a particular way, and they
do it on all kinds of things from you know,
a stair railed, stair up, what do you call it?
The railing or just every.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Please make it stop before you hurt yourself. Please just
make it stop. They are igyos.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, indeed skip my man, cheat him? Birthday boy, how
what did you know today?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You just want to say thanks, man. I got a
lot of birthday wishes today. Man, thank the Good Lord
for let me see another one. So all right, man?
Oh good? Just enjoyed. Ride it out. That flood wreckers
cue pot is going to be six o'clock better hurry
up right, come on now, ride it out. That's all
you could do.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
On the next day you can show the military man
Jamal Kingsley, he's going to be here to return to
exposed races and hitting our every day lives. But we
got another special k short bus record banger. Have a
great safe weekend. It's the deal you caree show. We
will definitely see you on the other side.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Calm.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
My favorite short bus operator pull Le's train we got.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
To go by.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It's see you on the other side.
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