December 8, 2025 • 10 mins
Sometimes people get upset with some of the things that D.L. has to say, so he gives them the opportunity to say, F- You D.L. Hughley with our F- You D.L. Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, he's gonna show your twenty twenty five editions
(00:02):
in Cleveland, Europe. I'm there tonight to tonight to tomorrow
and one Sunday on the eighth in Philadelphia at City Winery,
the tenth City Windery in Chicago along with Don Living
and I, and then of course the twelth through the
fourteenth we're going to be in Charlotte at the Comedy
z Oone.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So much to talk about, so many things that you think.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I think Marjorie Tyler Taylor Green was the harborder of
things to come. Now they're talking about did you get
to see them as Mitch mcconnells he don't have to retire, No.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
He doesn't. He is retired, and how could he run again?
He's a paperweight. We watched him, you remember when he
was talking and he just stopped.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, you know, he was the Senate Majority leader and
he can't.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
He can't do the job. What is what these old people?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, I don't care. What is Ruth Better Gainsburg? Fine,
they will sit down, That's what I would do.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stop. Enjoy the rest of your time here. So far
you have left right, you ain't got a spring. Damn
you ain't got a coffee bring level.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But how many times, like literally are these people Like
if you look at how old people are in the
Congress in the city, who's the old lady from Charlotte,
from North Carolina, She's the old Republican lady looked like
the model for the nickel Like, I'm pretty sure she
sold a star on her too. I'm not even trying
to be funny, Like what is what these old people
(01:26):
who are?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And the fact I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
If you're the most sharp old man ever. Donald Trump
is an eighty year old dude who doesn't sleep, doesn't exercise,
doesn't so you would you would you would expect some
level of slippage.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, well he's not sharp at all.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But he's like come on now, like we have too
many old people who are in too many positions of
power and the other thing about this country.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But the thing is they get voted into these positions
a lot of times, right, So that means people clearly
have some level of confidence in their ability.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can't be surprised make these crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I think that most I think that half of these
people in the country. If you look at certain parties,
they bring people there to disrupt. They don't want them
to fix anything. They want you to stop doing whatever
you were doing before. I don't care if progressive, I
don't care if it's liberal. There are people who are
there just to break stuff. Marjorie Taylor Green, who is
a kid in Jim Jeffers. He's never proposed or written
(02:27):
one thing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know if they have a track record, and you
know because you always say, the best indicator of what
somebody will do is what they've done.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So why would you keep putting these people?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
They don't want That's what they want. Some people want revenge.
They want people to feel as bad as they do.
They don't want nobody to get anything, and some people
want to They want to break things and something like
if you look at what suffices for people for for
a long time, it was only lips. I just want
them to feel as bad as I do. This country
is literally the frint Flintstones and the Jetsons and the
(02:59):
Jetss have way too I mean, the flint Zones have
way too much to say about our future. Like how
is Louisiana? How like how many How's Louisiana? How's someone
from louis Louisiana or Kentucky or Alabama or Mississippi or
Georgia in a position where they tell the country where
to go. Yeah, you you know that. The I think
(03:19):
who was it that said that Alabama functions? It would
be the basically a third world country. It would be
the only difference between Alabama and Malawi is that Madonna.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Don't adopt kids from there. That's all you do. I'm
telling you, that's it. And they can play football, that's
all right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sometimes people get very upset with the things I say,
so we gave them an opportunity to event. With our
segment called few Deal, Hugly want you to please welcome
our fu deal. Hu could corresponded Little Nise James.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Ah that this is me see jims at you do you?
Corresponding our first segment, instigam the Ocean zo seven says deal.
I frequently hear you saying the same person who gave
us Jesus is the same person who gave us the
I work and pland that white slave masters gave us Christianity.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We'll let me educate you, mister Pey.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Christianity was not originated by white people. It was a
spinoff of Judaism that originated in North Africa and the
Middle East, bike po little color. As a matter of fact,
the very first depictions of Jesus show up a dark
skinned black man. The oldest painting of Jesus and the
Disciples was discovered in Cairo, Egypt, and they were all
black men. So Dill, the white man didn't give us Jesus.
(04:33):
They just misappropriated something we already had. Next time you
should do some real research and now when you're black
history by watching djang Gum, but you did easly. Our
next FEP is who we come? It comes from the
deal usually show website.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yil's a hermit out of that fell all the time.
I love what you call. I love my fe every time.
But the problem the path you rub off o guys,
so you'll all be president.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Okay, today's last at you, Julie Common Instant Instagram dial.
I heard you mispronounced carbulated vasiline and you ended up
saying carbonated vasoline and swore you were saying you price deale.
Please answer me this. How did you get a job
talking when you don't even know how to talk? BUELI,
what's it for?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
This week? This has been nasy James.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You're at you d youly, correspondent, and until next week.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now it's time what you need to know with the
one and only Sybil Wilks. It's Sybil Wilkes with what
we need to know.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
The United States Supreme Court temporarily allows Texas to use
its newly redrawn congressional map, restoring lines that would give
Republicans as many as five additional House seats in the
United States Congress, despite a lower court ruling that parts
of the map were racially discriminatory. The decision benefits House
Republicans and President Trump after Texas Governor Greg Abbott asks
(05:55):
the High Court to step in following a block on
the map's use in the two thousand twenty six elections.
Texas House Democratic Leader Jeen Wu criticized the ruling, saying
it fails Texas voters and weekends protections for minority communities
under the Voting Rights Act. The New Orleans area immigrant
community is preparing for stepped up border patrol operations, prompting
(06:18):
many workers to stay home for fear of detention, Although
no major push by federal immigration agents is visibly evident.
This week, an atmosphere of intense fear and uncertainty gripped families.
Immigration attorney Mercedes Deluche stated that the operation dubbed swamp
Sweep has already begun behind closed doors, citing a client
(06:40):
with no criminal history who was detained during a routine
ICE check in and is now being processed for detention center.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
This fear is keeping.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Immigrants off the streets across the area, anticipating raids to
begin at any moment. From our good news file. At
the grand old age of twenty one, Coco Golf Team
us to redefine what global sports dominance looks like. It's
no longer enough to simply win those championships, one must
also win the financial race. According to Sporticow, for the
(07:11):
third straight year, this American tennis star has accomplished both,
claiming the title of the world's highest paid female athlete
with an estimated total income of thirty one million dollars
that according to the latest rankings. I'm Sybil Wilks, be informed,
be empowered.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Thank you, Sybil. That's gonna do it for us. We've
done all we can here. That's it. Happy Friday too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I'm on my way to have two shows tonight at
the Cleveland Improv two tomorrow and one Sunday, So come
check me out. If you take a notion I don't
like cold weather at all, and.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're going where it is cold, it is all the
way around, starting at Cleveland and heading straight onto these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I don't like what cold weather at all. I don't
think it's necessary. But you got so many little codes.
What does that do? You know what I'm saying, You
don't like it, but you're always dressed for it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
No, I'm flying, so I might as well if I'm
gonna be if I'm going, definitely, if i'm going to
be cold, I'm gonna be fly.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Listen, they are little coats. Okay, I'm not making fun
of you. I'm just calling it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Doesn't you know if if my mindset could be could
be you know, could be cracked by someone people, then
you know you like you people.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I mean, I'm just saying you people haven't us with
the regular size coats. What you're saying.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I just take solace in the fact, you know, and
this is something it's you know, kind of my reference point.
I take solace in the fact that all of you
big coat wearing are you big coat wearing? All of
you intellectually superior. People still work for a little coat.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Dude with a g ed. That's so crazy to me.
I take that proudly, Yes, proudly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yep pictures. I think Leyna's tracking ice on her computer, right.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She ain't trucking sounds, She's trucking ice. Jasmine Sanders, what
did you learn today?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I know that Diddy's lawyers sent out a cease and
desist to Netflix, but I'm so.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Glad it didn't take hold because let me tell you something. Yes,
I hadn't do it. I was on my third glass
of wine. I was like, Diddy, Yeah, Diddy, Diddy.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean, but any dude that changed his name that
many times he running from something has done something that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Where I'm from, we call it a lea. So I'm
just saying I think it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Was pretty, you know, weird that he said his last
name was love. You remember that was the last name.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
We changed it too. Skip my man, cheat them. What
you learned today?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just got a phone call from a can He just
dropped off Barbie to her Malibu. Man, hilarious. He called
and said he wants his little coat back. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Little You're the tiny coats, all right, coming up show,
Fly you are, Fly.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You are. I don't need help telling me how Fly said,
I ain't trying to give it to you.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
On the next Deal You Care Show, the military man
Jamal Kains is going to return to exposed racism, hitting
it on every Day Live's got a special care show
Bus records banker. I want you all to have a great,
safe week. It's the Deal You caree show. We'll definitely
see on another side. My favorite short bus operator pulled
that straight. We guts to go taut is the deal
you can show. See you on the other side.
All right, he's gonna show your twenty twenty five editions
(00:02):
in Cleveland, Europe. I'm there tonight to tonight to tomorrow
and one Sunday on the eighth in Philadelphia at City Winery,
the tenth City Windery in Chicago along with Don Living
and I, and then of course the twelth through the
fourteenth we're going to be in Charlotte at the Comedy
z Oone.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So much to talk about, so many things that you think.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I think Marjorie Tyler Taylor Green was the harborder of
things to come. Now they're talking about did you get
to see them as Mitch mcconnells he don't have to retire, No.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
He doesn't. He is retired, and how could he run again?
He's a paperweight. We watched him, you remember when he
was talking and he just stopped.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yes, you know, he was the Senate Majority leader and
he can't.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
He can't do the job. What is what these old people?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well, I don't care. What is Ruth Better Gainsburg? Fine,
they will sit down, That's what I would do.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stop. Enjoy the rest of your time here. So far
you have left right, you ain't got a spring. Damn
you ain't got a coffee bring level.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But how many times, like literally are these people Like
if you look at how old people are in the
Congress in the city, who's the old lady from Charlotte,
from North Carolina, She's the old Republican lady looked like
the model for the nickel Like, I'm pretty sure she
sold a star on her too. I'm not even trying
to be funny, Like what is what these old people
(01:26):
who are?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And the fact I don't care.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
If you're the most sharp old man ever. Donald Trump
is an eighty year old dude who doesn't sleep, doesn't exercise,
doesn't so you would you would you would expect some
level of slippage.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, well he's not sharp at all.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But he's like come on now, like we have too
many old people who are in too many positions of
power and the other thing about this country.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But the thing is they get voted into these positions
a lot of times, right, So that means people clearly
have some level of confidence in their ability.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You can't be surprised make these crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I think that most I think that half of these
people in the country. If you look at certain parties,
they bring people there to disrupt. They don't want them
to fix anything. They want you to stop doing whatever
you were doing before. I don't care if progressive, I
don't care if it's liberal. There are people who are
there just to break stuff. Marjorie Taylor Green, who is
a kid in Jim Jeffers. He's never proposed or written
(02:27):
one thing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know if they have a track record, and you
know because you always say, the best indicator of what
somebody will do is what they've done.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So why would you keep putting these people?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
They don't want That's what they want. Some people want revenge.
They want people to feel as bad as they do.
They don't want nobody to get anything, and some people
want to They want to break things and something like
if you look at what suffices for people for for
a long time, it was only lips. I just want
them to feel as bad as I do. This country
is literally the frint Flintstones and the Jetsons and the
(02:59):
Jetss have way too I mean, the flint Zones have
way too much to say about our future. Like how
is Louisiana? How like how many How's Louisiana? How's someone
from louis Louisiana or Kentucky or Alabama or Mississippi or
Georgia in a position where they tell the country where
to go. Yeah, you you know that. The I think
(03:19):
who was it that said that Alabama functions? It would
be the basically a third world country. It would be
the only difference between Alabama and Malawi is that Madonna.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Don't adopt kids from there. That's all you do. I'm
telling you, that's it. And they can play football, that's
all right.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Sometimes people get very upset with the things I say,
so we gave them an opportunity to event. With our
segment called few Deal, Hugly want you to please welcome
our fu deal. Hu could corresponded Little Nise James.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Ah that this is me see jims at you do you?
Corresponding our first segment, instigam the Ocean zo seven says deal.
I frequently hear you saying the same person who gave
us Jesus is the same person who gave us the
I work and pland that white slave masters gave us Christianity.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We'll let me educate you, mister Pey.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Christianity was not originated by white people. It was a
spinoff of Judaism that originated in North Africa and the
Middle East, bike po little color. As a matter of fact,
the very first depictions of Jesus show up a dark
skinned black man. The oldest painting of Jesus and the
Disciples was discovered in Cairo, Egypt, and they were all
black men. So Dill, the white man didn't give us Jesus.
(04:33):
They just misappropriated something we already had. Next time you
should do some real research and now when you're black
history by watching djang Gum, but you did easly. Our
next FEP is who we come? It comes from the
deal usually show website.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yil's a hermit out of that fell all the time.
I love what you call. I love my fe every time.
But the problem the path you rub off o guys,
so you'll all be president.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Okay, today's last at you, Julie Common Instant Instagram dial.
I heard you mispronounced carbulated vasiline and you ended up
saying carbonated vasoline and swore you were saying you price deale.
Please answer me this. How did you get a job
talking when you don't even know how to talk? BUELI,
what's it for?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
This week? This has been nasy James.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You're at you d youly, correspondent, and until next week.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Now it's time what you need to know with the
one and only Sybil Wilks. It's Sybil Wilkes with what
we need to know.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
The United States Supreme Court temporarily allows Texas to use
its newly redrawn congressional map, restoring lines that would give
Republicans as many as five additional House seats in the
United States Congress, despite a lower court ruling that parts
of the map were racially discriminatory. The decision benefits House
Republicans and President Trump after Texas Governor Greg Abbott asks
(05:55):
the High Court to step in following a block on
the map's use in the two thousand twenty six elections.
Texas House Democratic Leader Jeen Wu criticized the ruling, saying
it fails Texas voters and weekends protections for minority communities
under the Voting Rights Act. The New Orleans area immigrant
community is preparing for stepped up border patrol operations, prompting
(06:18):
many workers to stay home for fear of detention, Although
no major push by federal immigration agents is visibly evident.
This week, an atmosphere of intense fear and uncertainty gripped families.
Immigration attorney Mercedes Deluche stated that the operation dubbed swamp
Sweep has already begun behind closed doors, citing a client
(06:40):
with no criminal history who was detained during a routine
ICE check in and is now being processed for detention center.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
This fear is keeping.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Immigrants off the streets across the area, anticipating raids to
begin at any moment. From our good news file. At
the grand old age of twenty one, Coco Golf Team
us to redefine what global sports dominance looks like. It's
no longer enough to simply win those championships, one must
also win the financial race. According to Sporticow, for the
(07:11):
third straight year, this American tennis star has accomplished both,
claiming the title of the world's highest paid female athlete
with an estimated total income of thirty one million dollars
that according to the latest rankings. I'm Sybil Wilks, be informed,
be empowered.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Thank you, Sybil. That's gonna do it for us. We've
done all we can here. That's it. Happy Friday too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I'm on my way to have two shows tonight at
the Cleveland Improv two tomorrow and one Sunday, So come
check me out. If you take a notion I don't
like cold weather at all, and.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're going where it is cold, it is all the
way around, starting at Cleveland and heading straight onto these guys.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I don't like what cold weather at all. I don't
think it's necessary. But you got so many little codes.
What does that do? You know what I'm saying, You
don't like it, but you're always dressed for it.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
No, I'm flying, so I might as well if I'm
gonna be if I'm going, definitely, if i'm going to
be cold, I'm gonna be fly.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Listen, they are little coats. Okay, I'm not making fun
of you. I'm just calling it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Doesn't you know if if my mindset could be could
be you know, could be cracked by someone people, then
you know you like you people.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I mean, I'm just saying you people haven't us with
the regular size coats. What you're saying.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I just take solace in the fact, you know, and
this is something it's you know, kind of my reference point.
I take solace in the fact that all of you
big coat wearing are you big coat wearing? All of
you intellectually superior. People still work for a little coat.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Dude with a g ed. That's so crazy to me.
I take that proudly, Yes, proudly.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yep pictures. I think Leyna's tracking ice on her computer, right.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She ain't trucking sounds, She's trucking ice. Jasmine Sanders, what
did you learn today?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I know that Diddy's lawyers sent out a cease and
desist to Netflix, but I'm so.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Glad it didn't take hold because let me tell you something. Yes,
I hadn't do it. I was on my third glass
of wine. I was like, Diddy, Yeah, Diddy, Diddy.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I mean, but any dude that changed his name that
many times he running from something has done something that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Where I'm from, we call it a lea. So I'm
just saying I think it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Was pretty, you know, weird that he said his last
name was love. You remember that was the last name.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
We changed it too. Skip my man, cheat them. What
you learned today?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Just got a phone call from a can He just
dropped off Barbie to her Malibu. Man, hilarious. He called
and said he wants his little coat back. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Little You're the tiny coats, all right, coming up show,
Fly you are, Fly.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You are. I don't need help telling me how Fly said,
I ain't trying to give it to you.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
On the next Deal You Care Show, the military man
Jamal Kains is going to return to exposed racism, hitting
it on every Day Live's got a special care show
Bus records banker. I want you all to have a great,
safe week. It's the Deal You caree show. We'll definitely
see on another side. My favorite short bus operator pulled
that straight. We guts to go taut is the deal
you can show. See you on the other side.
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