Jasmine Sanders’ Top 5 Christmas Gifts That Start a Fight list — including pregnancy tests, scales, and gym memberships — which is basically a PSA titled “How to Spend the Holidays Alone.”
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All right, it's the deal. You can show your twenty
twenty five edition. Remember that if you were going to
be in Chicago tonight, I will be at the City
Winery to two shows tonight, one to seven and one
tenth thirty, I think the seven o'clock so that we
have a few tickets left for the ten thirty show
with d L and dal down Living and Duly.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
So it's doing really well. We had a good time
to throw to death in there.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're here, and then of course we have Charlotte, North
Carolina for the twelve through the fourteenth. That the Charlotte
Comedy is on two Friday to Saturday and one Sunday,
So come check me out if you're taking those shit,
Can I ask you an honest question?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Who is a man? De seals like wow, like because
I've never I don't.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Care if it's Eastern Ray, I don't care if it's
Kamala Harris, I don't care if it's just like who
does she like.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Salespeople?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And what's interesting is you know her and charlottne because
I know that's what you're referring to, because she went
on this whole random she says too, she's not doing
this podcast with him, and she said he was not
intelligent and he was, you know, basically spineless, and she
said a lot of negative things about it, which is
weird because you know, she was always on the Breakfast Club.
You know, she was always speaking good about him for
(01:10):
a very long time until she wasn't.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let me just say this, there are very very few
black women who get an opportunity to be the host
of a nasty syndicated relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Very very few. Matter of fact, I can count him
on my hands.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, on one hand, literally, And I'm talking about who've
gotten an opportunity to do or not, whether who could
when I speak ot because I know obviously I know
you could do it right? And what would you say
the ratio is a black woman in the terrestrial radio, Junius?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What would you say it was?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What it was?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You mean it's clearly a black.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Because I know the answer.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, it's clearly a black female medium. It is a
rest the radio right radio.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
When you say, I would But Jess, when you say
that's what I was saying, I was like, you're asking good, Junius.
I can tell you there's probably only one one or
maybe two who are actually the head of a syndicated show.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Only two.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, I'm talking about the audience for to rest your
radio is primarily black women.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Absolutely, the audiencested, absolutely has all it's more than that.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, it's definitely more than sixty forty without you?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Do you know how this is? How do you This
is what I'm saying, how do you not work? And
I think she's very talent? How do you not work
in urban radio? That's what I don't understand. I don't
understand how funny, talented, attractive, bright?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
How do you not work?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How does an audience say I'm not gonna listen to
you when it's when it's primarily supposed to be it's
your it's your constituents.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Literally.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, well I like that every time because I said
I like the old Amanda because when she was on
your television show, when y'all well on TV one and
she was on the show, that's when I became a
big fan because that was a great interview and she sounded,
you know, so intelligent, and she had such great positive points.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And then something happened.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, I just don't know, I know who you don't like? Everybody,
who do you like even I like somebody? If you
always seem to get in the fights around the holiday,
want to help y'all jazz and give us five Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
That we usually start a fight.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
J y'all.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Also for Madame Nouar.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Number five, a sperm bank gift card. Now, I'm not
gonna lie. I got some friends who would love to
have one of those. Might not be you know, but
I'm just saying it's orthodocum. But it comes in andy,
you know, to think sperm expensive anyway. Number four of
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the top five Christmas gifts that will usually start to fight.
House cleaners.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Why would that?
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
For real?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So you ain't paying the house made?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, like I guess getting someone made. I guess maybe
I don't know how that.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'll tell you what to get your whole lot of
thank yous if you get me one net the bank,
for sure, that's when you need a house cleaner. Number
three would I mean number three would be a pregnancy test?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Number two of the We're back to number five of
that sperm bank.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Number two of the top five Christmas gifts that will
usually start to fight a scale You know.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I've seen the scale on TikTok gets uh red if
you lost.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Weight, purple, if you gain weight, blue, if you stay
the same, We've seen it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I have not.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, you got me hooked on this TikTok. So I
don't never buy about two things.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But what did you buy?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Tell you about a shaver and that that that sweet
sour sat.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Give me sh There it.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Is and a number one of the top five Christmas
gifts that we usually start to fight.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh yeah, a gym membership. I mean I don't think so,
but now he's gonna say me nice.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
If you want to get in shape, If you want
to get in shape and you ask one, this does it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But if you think somebody is putting on.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Some bounds and that's the best way to convey it
to Hey, guess what I got you a treadmill?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Wait a minute, hang out?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh yeah right, matter of fact, I put a plate
on it so you can eat an walk. That's gonna
do it for Slay Jefferson deal. He will show you
twenty twenty five edition. Remember that if you were going
to be in Chicago Shytown, I will be here tonight.
I'm at the City Winery to tonight we have one
at seven, one, ten thirty at City Windering myself, d
(05:51):
L and d L for dal Ugle and Don Don Lemon.
It's a lot of lemon heads out that they really
love that too. Don is a different thing.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
He had to come back home. He had change done.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Boys, he done is a different dude. They fired the
wrong they kept here.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Man, it went all the way in on them.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Man, Man, these eyes for you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Remember when Jess won't let's say he was a gay
two buck? Nope, that's done. Done?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Is that that is done? Highly militant man, highly.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
He's got a white husband, though we're gonna hold that
against it. But I'm telling you all right, remember that
if you're going to be in Chicago down at the
City Winding to tonight at seven and ten thirty, deal
and Dealer, then of course this Friday, Saturday Sunday swelt
through the fourth Air and being Charlotte at the Comedies
on Jasmine Sanders, What did you learn today?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
So I got some good news I'm really excited about.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Thank you Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Let me good to it.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Remember the video that most people saw around Thanksgiving when
Miss Jamaica fell the the uh pageant.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well she's home now, she's well.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Uh. And a lot of people thought she maybe tripped
over her shoe or maybe she tripped over her gown.
Turns out she fell because there was a hole in
the stage.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Look, and her injuries were very severe. She had a
brain bleed.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Uh, she had a fractional you know, facial lacerations and
a lot of other significant injuries. But they say she's
at home now, she's recuperating. But it was a pretty
bad and nasty fall. And it was about her fault.
Somebody left a hole in the stage.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Get paid. Yeah, she's gonna be Lloyd.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Mm hmmm Lloyd failed too. I've seen so many people
fall off stages.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, that's who may fall on stage.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah yeah, Judie's handed king.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Would you learn today?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Well, based on what Jazmine was telling us about the
gifts this holiday gifts to start a fight. I was
looking at the sperm bank car and uh, the top
one comes with a past and that looks.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Fun, Yes, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I don't be eating turkey over your over Leslie's house.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I know that's not the green, but not the green,
that's the present.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I hope my daughter Tyne ever thank you. Yikes.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Right on the next day you sho you AKA especially
all kids, gonna drop another hot record and we'll hear
his latest project on short Bus Records, the Militiamy. Tomorrow
Kingsley returning to the both races and hit our every
day lives. It's a day, huge show. We will definitely
see you on the other side. Cow my favorite short
bus operator, pull that s train.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
We got to go. It's the deal, huge show, see
you on the other side.
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