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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
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if you are in Cleveland. I'm here today, Tomorrow and
Sunday at Cleveland Improv. Then on Monday the eighth, I
will be at City Winery along with Don Lemon, and
then the tenth Chicago City Winery in Philadelphia.
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Then Chicago the tenth.
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I will be there for two shows at the City
with Don Lemon, and then on the twelfth through the fourteenth,
I'll be in Charlotte of the Comedy Zone.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
So you can check me out if you're taking a notion.
You know, I feel pretty good though.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You and Don Lemon been hanging out quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we you know, it's like now, yeah,
he's he's you know, we hadn't always liked each other,
and I have you to thank for that action. You're
welcome because me and I never liked him. Remember that
time you said, so he was choking. I said, if
one thing that gay do the gout is a good
gag brieflea, which is really.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
But but we his mom that got you guys together.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah yeah, but I like him a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I think he's fighting, but I also think there's nothing
that makes you more amenable than getting fired from a
high profile job.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I don't know like he became, but he came in.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
He did well.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now he always was when he just no he I
mean he.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Would get drunk on well, that's what I mean. I
will say this what I feel good about. The reason
I feel good nothing is a anchor on the weight
on white supremacy like Pete Hesmith.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
He is.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He He is.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Single handedly dismantling the notion that white dudes are superior.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
He is literally, there's no other way to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
He is a c I have crackheads in my family
that never have messed up at BA.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Did you read the text messages?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Everybody did? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I'm convinced.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But what do you think would happen if you if
you hired a drunk podcaster an alcoholic podcaster? For well,
let's see, anybody can run the most powerful arm force
in the world. Like, Like, what did you think would
happen if you picked you know, a dude who never
had any kind of medical experience as they charge of
health and human services? What do you think would happen
(02:16):
if you put h cash for tail in charge?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So, it's it's such a great thing because it's happening
so spectacularly that you couldn't have planned it. Like, I
think it's so funny that we're talking about they're talking
about coming offs from that benefit and the current vice
president was on welfare and the former black vice president wasn't.
That's so hilarious to me, is he does that make
him a welfare kings to us?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
We got happy birthday Lauren London, that birthday the Kerry Hilton,
Happy birthday the mischiell A. Happy birthday to Frankie muon
As he's a he's an ass, he's an ass, he's
a trumper, anybody that.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Happy birthday to Paula Padden.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Happy birthday to Josh Smith, Happy birthday the gym Plucking,
Happy birtha Art Monk, Happy birth to the Margaret Show.
Very funny girl. We have a posthumously, of course, happy
birth to the little Richard. I told you one time
me and Kyle my Kyle were at it was and kids,
he's back porchs remember years ago, remember that in l A.
It was a big it was.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
And and he was not good by the way. Well
it did real good.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He uh he he he he he hit on me
in front of my son. I was like, man, I
was like, come on, man, do it over there. I
don't remember, but I remember being very like, hey, little
little Richard, if you don't move your heads on It
was hilarious and happy birthday, of course, the Walt Disney.
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He didn't like anybody. He didn't Happy birth to that.
Martin van Buren. Of course, it was the Possumus. We've
got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
uh jas was gonna tell us what's training them. Have
a little note from the g D section, It is
the D Show.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Jazz Man B D.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Wong.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Did you see what he put on social media?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He did, and it probably shouldn't have done this.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
So it all basically started this guy Mike Holston, who
goes by the name of the Real Tarzan on social
media and he's known for inter you know, kind of
interacting with all of these exotic animals. And he posted
a picture on threads of him and an animal that
looked like a wombat, I guess, and he said, you know,
ask his followers what type of animal do you think
this is? And b he wants it appears to be
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a black man. Well, he deleted that pretty quickly, could
see a lot of backlash, and then he said, well,
you know, I guess it said wrong answers only, and
I guess it is I must have.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I see why people could get it, so I had
to delete it real quick. It was a dumb idea. Yeah,
it's probably not smart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, I think it was the question begged for that
kind of answer. I think that if he were a
guy that told the kind of jokes, nobody would saying
anything about it. I resent that people get so worked up.
It's clear that it was a joke. I didn't understand.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Well, I think it's clear to you because you're a comedian.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, he's not to all of these people who put
like the comments in social media and didn't.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Think so they wanted a reason to be man.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I just don't think if you asked the question and
it's like he was basically asking for the most outlander.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Answer, Yeah about the wombat, not him.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, no, he's about the picture and he happened to
be in it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Well, I think he was asking what kind of animal
do you think this is?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well to me, I didn't think it was all like
to me. I think like I think white people should
be able to wear black face.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I do.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think, of course, the minute they do, their credit
scords go down, their blood pressures should go up, and
then you get to ask by the police right then.
But I'm never I'm not offended by things like I
think that those things are just they kind of just
go nowhere. I don't understand why people.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Get Well, if you don't understand that, you probably won't
understand this either. Because black folks are mad again at
and T people are mad at that because apparently they
wrote a letter to Trump saying that they were going
to get rid of diversity, equity, and inclusion. And of
course this is after this, uh, I guess the FCC
agreement that they were able to make back in November,
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like a billion dollar deal which required I guess approval
from the FCC.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Here's the thing, it's not even that old. I mean,
I think major companies got into it after George Floyd's.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Your frat brother Van Crump got involved and said, hey,
of course, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well, people got to realize they ain't the only one around.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I don't know how diverse they were they were anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, I don't know, Like.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I don't know how much diversity they can. You can
something you never fully started. I could see Target because
Target had products, and Target was really leaning into into stuff.
But I don't know what AT and T was doing
to make to give the kind of nod.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
To diversity, equity inclusion. What do they do?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
They get back to discount was the reprations that.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
They get.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I just looked up their board of directors and their executives.
There was only one black guy, okay, and he's really
in between.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So what did they do? How did they stop something
they never started? Well, I think it makes it different
when you say it out loud, nih because all they
did let us keep.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Guessing whether or not there are black executives on your
board or a black executives period. But when you say
it out loud like okay, not only do we not
have it, we're not even going to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Actually, the question actually when you look at most people
hadn't started their equitiversity equity pro including programs when they
stopped him like the Target had.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, I also think it became a really big thing
after George Floyd. What happened was really after that that
people started trying to make a big deal about it,
and then they quietly did away with it. They just
didn't say anything. And I think when this whole Trump
thing came around.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But anyway, I just don't like that a government that
that that administration is trying to make them listen. You
can't tell me you're against diversity equity and you believe
in the mayor system and you have the worst cabinet
ever ascended ever a symbol like it's like the worst
cab is So none of them, None of them were
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hired for their proficiency, None of them were hired for
the expertise. They were all hired because they're white and loyal.
And even cash Mateilla wants to be white along. When
I heard that dude say he want to go Valhalla,
are you sitting on lit the any dude in Valhalla?
You got your mind? If any dude gets in Valhalla,
he's there to fix the computer.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And the only thing.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thors hammers not working?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Can we get the do She's jazz, it's the jazzy
report on the d L.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
The New York Times has sued Defense Secretary Pete hex
everybody over the Pentagon's new policy that requires media outlets
to pledge not to gather information unless defense officials formally
authorize its release. The Time said of the Pentagon policy
represents an attempt to force reporters to rely solely upon
officials for news involving the military, and would unlawfully permit
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their punishment for failing to do so. Now you know,
the Times and NPR are the only organizations that chose
to give up their press off.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Let me tell you something. This is so North Korea.
It really is.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
And I honestly think they would be getting away with everything.
Nothing is going well.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't think people would care that he was nodding
off at meetings if if everything was going well. You
can't have a horrible Secretary of Defense. You can't have
a horrible Homeland UH Homeland Security and a horrible Homeland
Human Services. You can't have a horrible FI direction and
be sleepy all of them. You can do you can't.
You can't do all that because we used to old
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people not in off, but but we don't have We
haven't had a gd preport this year because in the
last few months, first time in history of the drivers,
we don't have a jazz. We don't have an inflation report.
Now if things were going as well as he said
they were. And then he keeps talking about allow affordability
to a hoax. Yeah to you, to you as a hoax.
(10:10):
And I don't think anybody would be But they could
blow up people on boats. They wouldn't care about anything
if the economy was going well.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Not at all.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
They wouln't carry all healthcare system out of control.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Have you know.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's the same people that thought it was okay to
kneel on the black dude's neck for nine minutes. Stick
is okay to blow up two brown dudes hanging on
the rubble.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
And they keep talking about all the guns that were
on the boat. Well, yeah, they were had a lot
of them.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
He was a thread like Jack was a threat when
the Titanic went down.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
The same thing.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
So stupid anyway.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Nearly forty four percent of truck driving schools in the
US may be forced to close after review by the
FTC that they may not be in compliance with government requirements.
The Department says it plans to revoke the certification of
about three thousand schools unless they comply with the training
within thirty days. Yeah, it's gonna get some black folks,
you know that, right, truck drivers a lot of them telling.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, a lot, yep, a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
There you go, all right, coming up by if you
we had some great calls this weekend. If you miss him,
do not worries. What it happened was Fridays, this today,
so Monday. What had happened was a doctor tested her
roommate and best friend's boyfriend for an SCD, but didn't
tell her friend dirty. She didn't tell her friend dirty.
So well that's the hippo violations too. That yeah, I
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mean she was a doctor. She can't so he's the
out of clip.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
I need to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Why is it tell me you wanta had claminia and
I saw that you was a doctor with testing him.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Did you have this conversation.
Speaker 11 (11:31):
I didn't have a conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I have to take the work right here.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
You had to take a look at it.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
So typically, he was supposed.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
To tell you.
Speaker 11 (11:37):
Now you were supposed to tell me as my roommate
and friends.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I don't know that I'm your roommate and i'm your friend.
My license typical, it doesn't matter about your license.
Speaker 13 (11:46):
You're about to lose your friendship of twenty years a
pole for a license to figure.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And told you that you can't send me to her,
and I.
Speaker 14 (11:53):
Tell you everything.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
We're supposed to tell each other everything something that.
Speaker 15 (11:56):
She's a job, my job, my health is on a friend.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Was the doctor wrong for not telling her best friend
about her boyfriend, that's the question we asked.
Speaker 15 (12:09):
You said, I feel like the doctor friend did the
right thing because she is born to the hypocratic oath
and she is not to preach the patient doctor relationship.
And the friend has to realize, like what kind of
job does the friend have? The roommate, like, if it
was your job on the line, would you have said anything?
Speaker 16 (12:26):
And he get into some guy.
Speaker 15 (12:27):
It's not your husband.
Speaker 17 (12:28):
Some us been dating and you should figure out that he.
Speaker 16 (12:30):
Got something with You probably have something too, So you
know she did the right thing.
Speaker 18 (12:34):
You got to take your job well.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
I think the doctor was one hundred percent of right
in her principal and the law. She's a doctor, there's
a project act between the patient and the doctor. You
cannot reveal personal information about the patient. That's the law.
She's not allowed to. Her friendship is her friendship. But
it was not her responsibility to tell her girlfriend that
her boyfriend got touched with STV or he had anything.
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It's his response.
Speaker 19 (13:01):
I have to say that the doctor was absolutely correct.
She is not throwing away of friendship. She's trying her
friend is trying to make her throw away her profession.
And it is her boyfriend's responsibility to tell her that
he has chamitthea, not the doctor. Come on, friend of
the doctor, come on, get it right, says leading on
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your boyfriend, not your friend.
Speaker 20 (13:24):
Hey, I agree with the doctor. Man, I agree with
her a thousand of cents. So you want me to
put my job on the line, my career on the line,
over your cheating boyfriend. So you want me to potential,
Like she said, it's a fellow of crime as a
violation of hippook that she come to tell you about
her patient. She can get in trouble, she can lose
her job, she can lose a license, she's out of work,
orways your cheating boyfriend. So I agree with the doctor
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because at the end of the day, you're gonna find
out suonerlated anyway, So whether she tell you or not,
you're gonna find out. So if he has it on
some disease and you here, you'll find out simulator. So,
but I agree with the doctor. I would have told
you anything. I would have not risked my career in
my life. Oh well, your tea boyfriend.
Speaker 16 (14:02):
Her friend ain't supposed to be on penis patrol. She
works at her job. Her job is you know you
you can't tell everybody it's business. So her friend needs
to make sure that she monitor your your boyfriend's coming
and going because it ain't your friends peus mes, so girlfriend,
you stay on penis patrol.
Speaker 18 (14:21):
Amen Yad thinks she's rightful not to tell her. She
don't want to lose a dog. At effect, the same
thing happened to me. My girlfriend didn't. My girlfriend didn't
know because her friend tested me because I gave her
the same thing. God thinks she's rightful not to tell her.
He says, you won't lose a license.
Speaker 21 (14:36):
Her friend didn't tell her, and she's not supposed to
as a friend. You shouldn't even ask and put her
down because did y'all get into an argument.
Speaker 13 (14:45):
Our span or whatever you will blood out, I call
your job.
Speaker 21 (14:48):
And say so and so and so you told me
so and so and so he can go down and
found papers. And now she said right by not telling
us you stay out. If you do your job, you
leave your work and at and when you come home,
you come home. That's how you do that.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
So Tuesday, what it had was on the Nozy podcast
it said that a woman cannot raise a man. That
was that was a big controversy.
Speaker 22 (15:12):
Got stand up young men right now, boys, But they stand.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Up the boys.
Speaker 23 (15:21):
No woman can raise a son. And to a man,
the only way a son can become a man is
through a father. The other way is discovering it on
his own. You haven't lived the male experience, a female experience.
The female experience. It's more privileged in a man's position.
This chick is on a shripper pole, can get on
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a shripper pole and make.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Bread like that.
Speaker 23 (15:46):
You know you're speaking about the exception. I knew y'all
was gonna say that, that exception of men that actually
go on a shripper pol and dance. They don't even
make a fraction of the money that strippers make.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
So what I'm saying is facts.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
You don't have to work.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
You can sell.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's still make it.
Speaker 23 (16:01):
You live life on freaking easy mode.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You don't get it. You can't raise no son. Uh
and I think that a lot of times they've been
forced to.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Do you think that a woman, uh can or cannot
raise a man? That was a question we pose to you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You said, I.
Speaker 17 (16:15):
Believe a real strong black woman could raise a man,
a young man into a man. And now I don't
think she can perhaps tell him all of the things
and show him all of the band that a man
could because she's not a man. But as far as
raising him into and molding him into a good person
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of a man, if you will, I think it's a possibility.
Speaker 24 (16:41):
Yeah, I do want to say, man, I'm just talking
about the same subject a couple of days. Don't said
to me, I don't think a woman can raise a
man that I think of being in that way a woman.
I mean, a woman can give a boy of good quality,
clean and something first, be hindidaself like a man the
teacher daughter to always watch it back, keep going on
around something there. But you cannot raise a man if
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you're a woman. Just what you can't read? So they
did it is you, Amay.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
There's too many examples of women raising men out there,
too many numerous athletes, entertainers, et cetera, et cetera to say,
I'd like to give my mama than for raising me.
In the perfect world, it would be best to have
a man there. But to say a woman can is
absolutely ludicrous because there's too many examples.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Of it being done and done well.
Speaker 25 (17:30):
Yeah, I just wanted to say that. You know, I'm
a product of a single family. I'm a single female
raising a black man, and I ended up raising seven
daughters and a son. So you know, my father wasn't around,
but I decided to make sure I stayed around. You
know what I'm saying. D L's right. Whatever idiot said
that a female can't raise the sun. You know that
that's crazy because my mom gets all the props in
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the world because she did a damn the.
Speaker 13 (17:53):
Job with me. I'm a sickly three year old woman.
Speaker 17 (17:57):
I had two kids, a girl and a boy.
Speaker 19 (18:01):
I was a single parent.
Speaker 17 (18:02):
My son is forty three years old and he's a man.
Speaker 13 (18:06):
The men's out of town.
Speaker 26 (18:08):
Is the job his life?
Speaker 19 (18:10):
It did, so yes, so oneman can't right the man.
When a man don't do a job, they have no choice.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
So Wednesday, what have happened?
Speaker 13 (18:18):
Was?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
And that we've of course all seen videos of students
fighting teachers where the Georgia Federation of Teachers, they proposed
a proposed a legislation called the Parent Accountability Act, where
they will allow parents to be held legally accountable with
their child assaults of teacher.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
We asked for that a good or bad idea?
Speaker 14 (18:35):
You said, So, I know it sounds like kind of cliche,
but I don't think that's right, just in the aspect
that you have parents that are doing the best that
they can, and when you have a child that you
can't really discipline, and the school, the system is out
there telling you what your parents can't do, and then
they go out and they run them up, and then
all of a sudden it's the parents fault that blows me.
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I just don't see how they come up with these
rules and they tell you what you can and doing.
Then all of a sudden, you're responsible for what your
children are known, but you can't discipline number.
Speaker 26 (19:04):
So what else are we supposed to do?
Speaker 18 (19:06):
Yes, I think the.
Speaker 26 (19:06):
Parents should be accountable and they need to do something
with them kids right. Because when we was coming up,
if I would have did a quarter of what they
did right, my mother would have put the belt to
me immediately and punish me. But them kids know their
parents ain't gonna do nothing, so that's why they do
what they did, you know, And they need to be
accountable for them right and make them do what they
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suposed to be.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
I think laws like this would be a good thing.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
I think if there were reconcussions that directly affected the parents,
they would send these kids out here with discipline because
right now there's not really much that can be done
when something is done by a child, so they don't
really care.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
So I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 27 (19:49):
I think that parents absolutely should be held accountable for
their minor children's actions, whether it be punitive, whether it
be legal, whether it be financial. They should be responsible
because even though it may you know people saying take
the village, uh, the financial part of this whole thing
should start in the home. And accountability and responsibility is
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on parenting.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
For a reason.
Speaker 27 (20:16):
And if your child breaks something in a store, they're
minor children, but somebody has to pay for that loss,
and it should fall on the parents.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And then yesterday we asked what do we ask you today?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
We talked about whether or not you should tell somebody,
show somebody your real self.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Oh yeah, so how soon we asked if you if
you you know, if you s begin dating somebody, how
soon do you let them know you have a fake
lace front or or beer fake beer, or hair makeup
or you know, or that's a sign.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
See the real you?
Speaker 13 (20:52):
And you said, so, I was dating this guy and
I waited a year to let him see me without
my without what I'm my regular real hair. Are we going?
I don't wear makeup because I'm from who Arley, so
I'm naturally beautiful. But I waited a year, and when
he was good and in love but he wasn't going nowhere,
I let him see me without the wig going so
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but yeah, it worked and he stayed around.
Speaker 25 (21:17):
Well, I'll tell you what, man. One thing first.
Speaker 13 (21:19):
The first, Yes, I need to know.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
I need to know you need to show let me
see that face.
Speaker 25 (21:26):
Uh, let me see you in your.
Speaker 13 (21:27):
Natural form because I'm coming in my natural form.
Speaker 25 (21:31):
And if we end up, you know, having sex.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
And messing around and have a baby, I need to
know what you look like beforehand, make sure we can
make a beautiful baby.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Hi.
Speaker 11 (21:41):
My name is Mayer from the East side of Columbus,
and I think that if you guys are already sitting
and talking about the subject of getting intimate stuff when
the conversation should be had, like hey, just so you
know I got this going on or I don't have
this going on. You already like each other because you've
been on three or four days, So then that's something.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
To be discussed. And then when the actual incident moment.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Happens, go ahead and who put it on out because
I'm like, let me.
Speaker 11 (22:05):
I'll be like, let me see the table, because I'm like,
you know, you're gonna get who you got before I
go to bed, and when I wake Up'm gonna look exactly.
Speaker 13 (22:10):
The same pretty much.
Speaker 21 (22:11):
You know.
Speaker 25 (22:12):
That's it.
Speaker 10 (22:14):
Yeah, I think with the whole fake hair, fake wigs,
things like that, I think you need to tell them
right off the back because that could be a deal breaker,
you know. Uh, some people don't like that, Like me personally,
I hate when my wife wears wigs because I feel
like she don't need to. But at the same time,
that's just a personal preference. So Amazon comes in with
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a wig almost every week.
Speaker 25 (22:36):
Get tired of it. But at the same time, it
is what it is.
Speaker 13 (22:40):
First of all, please stop calling that baby hare it's edges.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
Second of all, you know, if you can't take me
how I am, then move on because I ain't faking nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Now it's time to get it. Deserving someone the shoe
Booty of the Week. A war, and now it's time
for the Shoe Who Leave the Week award. Find me something?
Whoop your ass with.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Britney Mahomes as a founding co owner of the Kansas
City Current, a team in the American Professional Top Division
National Woman Soccer Medium. She is married to Kansas City
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes. Wow, So why is Britney Mahomes
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this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty of the Week award.
Britney gets the shoe booty because she makes a lot
of money, but she doesn't make sense to you.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I got to dance this man.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
Recently, Britney tried to pass her good fortune to an
unfortunate family. Unfortunately that pass was incomplete.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It joined me smause.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Last week, Britney asked her many followers in an Instagram
story to donate money to a GoFundMe for some neighbors
of some friends of hers. She reported that a couple
with three children recently lost their house. The cause was
a fire that occurred after the kids were making snores.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's a lot of damage.
Speaker 8 (24:12):
That's a sad story, even though the kids should know
not to do camp fire food inside usual common sense.
Don't get me wrong, it's nice for Brittany to care,
but to ask for donations.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
How to make more money without your think what you want?
Speaker 8 (24:30):
She owns a professional sports team. Her husband just signed
a four hundred and ninety seven million dollar contract. That's
like Drake asking you to pay for dinner after he
rolled up in his new Lambo truck. It's like Diddy
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asking you to chip in on a freak off hotel
room teller. They could cover the family's expenses, but the
money in the her glove compartment. When socialoe media found out,
they drug her so hard you can see the tire marks.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
On her face.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
What are you an idiot?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Sandwich?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
I mean, come on, she's so rich. Her pool boy
has a pool boy, a walk in closet, has a Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
She's so rich.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Her pre nup is longer than most novels. Anne has
a movie deal.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Maybe hear you say that ain't right?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Did she really care or was it done to make
herself look like a good Christian? Britney tried to pass
her good fortune to an unfortunate family. Unfortunately the past
was incomplete.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I award you no points and may God have mercy
on your soul.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
And that's why the Shoe Booty of the Week award
goes too.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
Britney Moss.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Now here's a swift kick in the ass. It is
the deal.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
You will show your twenty twenty five edition if you're
in if you are in Cleveland tonight. I got to
tonight to tomorrow and one Sunday, and then of course
on the eighth, I will be in Philadelphia at City
Winery along with Don Lemon for our Deal and DL series,
and then the tenth I will be in Chicago at
the City Winery. Two shows there, Chance seven and ten thirty,
and then of course twelveth through the fourteenth, I'll be
(26:28):
at the Comedy Zone in Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I will say that.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's interesting watching people contort themselves in these peculiar ways
to make things make sense. So you can't tell me
that you're concerned about drugs and then release a drug dealer.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Like you can't tell me that.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
You can't just change the narrative, which is what they do.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You can't tell me, you're concerned about terrorism, but then
sit with the Saudi prince who beheaded somebody yep, and
then a dude who was on the al Qaeda list
for ten years doing your first administration, you can't tell
me that.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You can't tell me that you want to rechange regimes.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
You can tell me that, And you can't tell me
that we're fighting knock on terrorism because that's that's like,
that's that's an idea that you can't attack. Your argument
for letting the dude who dealt four hundred tons of
cocaine in America, your excuse was that it was the
Biden administration and that you can't arrest at president for
(27:28):
what his You know what happens in this country.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
But you're blowing a country up for what's happening in
this country.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Well blame the person you care about kids with then
cut off snapman fitt.
Speaker 12 (27:37):
Right.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
You want the women to have the babies, but you
don't want to feed them.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Right, And do you remember how upset many veterans were
that that the Saudi Prince would be sitting in the
in the in the old office.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Do you remember how it.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Set they were that the man was on a terrorist
list ten years ago now on Memorial Day, were sitting
in his office. The only reason that there will be
any level of accountability is because the year incompetence.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You can't have a Secretary of State that that that
releases sensitive military installation on a cricket.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You can, and then he blows people up, but you can't.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You can't have both of those things happened before you
out of your first like you ain't even had it
a year yet.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Yeah, which is why I think what's going on in
the country in terms of even though Tennessee didn't turn
out the way we thought, right, it was just it
was the fact that there was a question mark there
even he thought so, which is why you know, Uh,
he sent what's the guy's name, Mike, Mike Johnson the
Tennessee to Franklin.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
You know, then he kept tweeting about it.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Ding did you see him sitting up there with his wife?
I did, what is what's what? All these what? This one?
I understand, Well, you're grown.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
If you if you like dudes, like dudes, please but
don't And if you're going to have a wife, pretend
like y'all like each other.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
They don't like Tim.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Scott wanted to be present so bad. He pretends to
like chicks. It was crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
What does did he ever get married? No, he got engaged.
He made a big deal about it, but then it
was nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, and Lindsey Graham come on, no, come on, it's like,
first off, it's all these closet.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
He feels so much better if you just let it go.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, stop where you are, stop it. And we still
know these are all distractions for epstein Gate. Yeah, all
of that.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Every time are watching New these are all virtually distractions.
I wonder how many black and brown people are going
to die because this dude hung out with a pedophile.
Seventy of America's registered sex offenders of middle aged white dudes. Yes,
and now black people we say f them kids, but
white people do it. I'm like, wow, come on now,
when did kids stop?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I think that's a good place to jump on.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Now it's time for the bootleg movie review with the
libo the Bootleg Warrior. Come there, salamnan I me im
me a oh oh the Baham brother? What's that o? Libo?
You know what might be crazy? Any thanks and giving away?
Speaker 28 (30:09):
It's the BLACKI Friday, you know the first time I
heard of this day, the Black Friday, I thought it
was the day the country honors us for being black,
and because they know we don't have a lot of money,
they put everything on sale just for us. Oh, it
is like Black History Month. But one day I'm Syril.
(30:29):
Now I realize this sale is for everyone, not just
for the black people. But I must tell you be careful,
my friends. I hear on Black and Friday there a
lot of door bustards, which I assume means ice because
they have been bursting down doors. I'm Siril. Today's movie
has nothing to do with the ice, but you will
(30:50):
be held captured by the plot. The movie is The
Running Man, starting Glindi Powell. Originally I thought this movie
was about one of my relatives who sets bootleg handbags downtown,
but have to sing the first scene, I realized I
was wrong because the guy was white, and also he
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is not my cousin.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm Sirius.
Speaker 28 (31:13):
In this movie, a man joins a game show which
the contestants are allowed to flee anywhere in the world,
and they are pursued by hunters hired to kive them. Now,
this is the remake of the nineteen and your eighty
seventh film with all of this, what's a Negro? So basically,
this movie is a knockoff of a bootleg of another movie.
(31:34):
So when you get this movie from me, you're getting
a three times removed knockoff movie.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I'm Siria.
Speaker 28 (31:41):
Yes, there is a lot of action, shooting and hiding,
much like my Weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm sirios. And because we are.
Speaker 28 (31:47):
In the twenty and twenty five, the special in effects
are much better than nineteen in your eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
But the question is is this version better than the
original version? Bout legs better than the original?
Speaker 28 (32:02):
Oh oh, just Candice always know she lost her African
from her African American.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
She's just American. I get this movie for her.
Speaker 28 (32:13):
If you add this film while you are man's plaining
what man's plaining means to a man's plainer, I will
send you.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
A pair of air libos.
Speaker 28 (32:23):
So when your friends ask you how did you get
away from Ice, you can say it must be dishoes topic.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
This is a libo. Your Hacking Warrior with the stream
hacking movie.
Speaker 28 (32:34):
Review, homy Sealamiani, stay safing, healthy.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Harmony, harmony, am. Now it's time to take a peek
and ye.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
The sky for wow. I spend quite a bit of
time at his home.
Speaker 25 (33:03):
Now.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
What's interesting is he still has products from his ex.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Girlfriend around the house, and sometimes I don't know how
to feel about that. Part of me feels as if
maybe it's because as a guy, I would be paying that.
Speaker 9 (33:18):
Much attention the egg. Part of me is like, why
would you not get rid of any evidence of an
ex if you know?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I'm coming over.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Here's where the gag is.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
It's very nice, six very very nice unused facial products,
sweaters with the tags still on the not a lot,
maybe like two both cash here. We'll guess one. Mama
got a Christmas giserary.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
I told him and didn't even tell me the way
I looked at it. Bit, I come over here.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Now she's nowhere to be found, So talk to me
about what was Hurst's Hurst is now mine? Sorry, everything
else going in the trash?
Speaker 9 (33:55):
Is that crazy?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Or is that how things go?
Speaker 9 (33:57):
I don't know about you, but I'm walking around in
a nice brand.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
All right.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
You can show you a twenty twenty five editions in Cleveland, Europe.
I'm there tonight to tonight to tomorrow and one Sunday
on the eighth in Philadelphia at City Windery, the tenth
City Windery in Chicago along with Don Living and I
and then of course the twelve through the fourteenth, we're
going to be in Charlotte at the Comedy z Owe.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
So much to talk about, so many things that you think.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I think Marjorie Tyler Taylor Green was the harbinger of
things to come. Now they're talking about did you hear
to see them as Mitch McConnell's he don't have to retire.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, he doesn't have to retire.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
He is retired.
Speaker 29 (34:39):
How could he run again? He's a paperweight. We watched him,
you remember when he was talking and he just stopped.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yes, you know, he was the Senate Majority leader and
he can't he can't do the jab.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
What is what these old people? Well, I don't care.
What is Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Fine, they will sit.
Speaker 29 (34:57):
Down, That's what I would do. Stop, enjoy the rest
of your time. Right, you ain't got a spring, damn
you ain't got a coffee level.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But how many times, like literally are these people like
if you look at how old people are in the
Congress in the city, who's the old lady from Charlotte
from North Carolina. Well, she's the old Republican lady looked
like the model for the nickel Like, I'm pretty sure
she sold a star on her too. I'm not even
trying to be funny, Like what is what these old
(35:31):
people who are? And and the fact I don't care
if you're the most sharp old man ever. Donald Trump
is an eighty year old dude who doesn't sleep, doesn't exercise,
doesn't so you would you would you would expect some
level of slippage.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, well he's not sharp at all.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But he's like, come on now, Like, we have too
many old people who are in too many positions of power.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
And the other thing about this country, the thing is.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
They get voted into these positions a lot of times, right,
so that these people clearly have some level of confidence
in their abilities, so you can't be surprised when they
make these crazy year I.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Think that most I think that half of these people
in the country. If you look at certain parties, they
bring people there to disrupt. They don't want them to
fix anything. They want you to stop doing whatever you
were doing before. I don't care if progressive, I don't
care if it's liberal. There are people who are there
just to break stuff. Marjorie Taylor Green, who is a
kid in Jim Jeffers, he's never proposed or written one thing.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
To know if they have a track record, and you know,
because you always say the best indicator of what somebody
will do is what they've done.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
So why would you keep putting these people?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
They don't want That's what they want. Some people want revenge,
They want people to feel as bad as they do.
They don't want nobody to get anything, and some people
want to They want to break things and something like
if you look at what suffices for people for for
a long time, it was only list. I just want
them to feel as bad as I do. This country
is literally the frint Flintstones and the Jetsons. And the
(37:04):
Jetsons have way too I mean the Flintstones have way
too much to say about our future.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Like how is Louisian? How Like how many How's Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
How's someone from louis Louisiana or Kentucky or Alabama or
Mississippi or Georgia in a position where they tell the
country where to go?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, you you know that?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
The I think who was it that said that Alabama functions.
It would be the basically a third world country. It
would be the only difference between Alabama and Malawi is
that Madonna don't adopt kids from there.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's all you do. Like I'm telling you, that's it.
And they can play football. That's it all right.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Sometimes people get very upset with the things I say,
so we gave them an opportunity to event with our
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Speaker 30 (37:54):
This is snooze jims at you do you corresponding our
first at each day? Who be common is Instagram? The
Elosian zero seven says dal I frequently hear you say
the same person who gave us Jesus is the same
person who gave us the Edward and find that white
slave masters gave us Christianity.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Will let me educate you, mister pity.
Speaker 30 (38:16):
Christianity was not originated by white people. It was a
spinoff of Judaism that originated in North Africa in the
Middle East. Bike your little color. As a matter of fact,
the very first depictions of Jesus show up a dark
skinned black man. The oldest painting of Jesus and the
Disciples was discovered in Cairo, Egypt, and they were all
black men. So d L the white man didn't give
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us Jesus. They just misappropriated something we already had. Next time,
you should do some real research and now earn your
black history by watching djangom. But you dialy our next
fud who be comment comes from the deal we show website, yil.
Speaker 31 (38:53):
Her golf all the time. I love what you dot,
I love why he here with that? But about Mappath
you revolved? Okay, so do you all be president oday?
Speaker 30 (39:08):
Today's last aft, Julie came instant Instagram deal. I heard
you mispronounced carbonated vaseline and you ended up saying carbonated
vasoline and swore you were saying you price Deale?
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Please answer me this.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
How did you get a job.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Talking when you don't even know how to top?
Speaker 22 (39:24):
What's it for?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
This week?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
This has been easy?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
James, You're at you do you correspondent?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
And until next week? Bye, mantas time. What you need
to know with the one and only Sybil Wilks.
Speaker 22 (39:34):
It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know the
United States Supreme Court temporarily allows Texas to use it's
newly redrawn congressional map, restoring lines that would give Republicans
as many as five additional House seats in the United
States Congress, despite a lower court ruling that parts of
the map were racially discriminatory. The decision benefits House Republicans
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and President Trumps after Texas Governor Greg Abbott as the
High Court to step in following a block on the
map's use in the twenty twenty six elections. Texas House
Democratic Leader Jeen Wu criticized the ruling, saying it fails
Texas voters and weekends protections for minority communities under the
Voting Rights Act. The New Orleans area immigrant community is
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preparing for stepped up border patrol operations, prompting many workers
to stay home for fear of detention. Although no major
push by federal immigration agents is visibly evident. This week,
an atmosphere of intense fear and uncertainty gripped families. Immigration
attorney Mercedes Deluche stated that the operation dubbed Swamp Sweep
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has already begun behind closed doors, citing a client with
no criminal history who was detained during a routine ice
check in and is now being processed for detention center.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
This fear is.
Speaker 22 (40:53):
Keeping immigrants off the streets across the area, anticipating.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Raids to begin at any moment. From our good news file.
Speaker 22 (41:01):
At the grand old age of twenty one, Coco Golf
continues to redefine what global sports dominance looks like. It's
no longer enough to simply win those championships, one must
also win the financial race. According to Sportico, for the
third straight year, this American tennis star has accomplished both,
claiming the title of the world's highest paid female athlete
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with an estimated total income of thirty one million dollars
that according to the latest rankings.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm Sybil Wilks being formed, be empowered.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Thank you, Sybil. That's gonna do it for us. We've
done all we can here. That's it. Happy Friday to you.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I'm on my way to I have two shows tonight
at the Cleveland Improv, two tomorrow and one Sunday, So
come check me out. If you take a notion I
don't like cold weather at all, and.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
You're going where it is cold, it is all the
way around. I'm starting at Cleveland and heading straight onto
these coat.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I don't like what cold weather at all. I don't
think it's necessary, but you got so many little codes.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Was happy.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
You know what I'm saying. You don't like it, but
you're always dressed for it.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
No, I'm fly, so I might as well. If I'm
gonna be if I'm going definitely, if I'm going to
be cold, I'm gonna be flying.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
There.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Listen, they are little coats. Okay, I'm not making fun
of you. I'm just calling it.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Doesn't you know if my mindset could be could be
you know, it could be cracked by someone people, then
you know you like you people.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I mean, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
You people haven't. That's with the regular size coat. What
you're saying.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I just take solace in the fact, you know, and
this is something it's you know, kind of my reference point.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I take solace in the fact that all of you
big coat wearing.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Are you wearing all of you intellectually superior people still
work for a little coat dude with a ged That's so.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Crazy to me that I proudly, yes, proudly.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Ye yep see she didn't pictures at all. I think
Lena's tracking ice on her computer.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Right, she ain't trucking Sounders, She's trucking ice.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Jasmine Sanders, What did you learn today?
Speaker 27 (43:20):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
I know that Diddy's lawyers sent out a cease and
desist to Netflix. But I'm so glad it didn't take
hold because, let me tell you something, I hadn't do it.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I was on my third glass of wine. I was like, Diddy, Yeah,
Diddy did he.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
But any dude that changed his name that many times
he running from something has done something that.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Where I'm from, we call it a lea.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
So I'm just saying I think it was pretty, you know,
weird that he said his last name was love. You
remember that was the last name we.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Changed it to.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Skip My man cheadn't what you love today?
Speaker 22 (43:50):
Baby?
Speaker 12 (43:51):
What?
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Just got a phone call from Ken He just dropped
off Barbie to her Malibu Man.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Hilarry.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
He called and said he wants his little coat back.
That's hilarious. Coat all right, coming out?
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Show you fly for you are, Fly.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
You are.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't need help telling me how said?
Speaker 3 (44:17):
I ain't trying to give it to you.
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Jamal kains is going to return exposed racism, hitting it
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Is the deal you can show. See you on the
other side.