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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Approache Production, episode six. That's a dumb idea, Dan. Dan
Saunders is up to his neck in debt one point
six million in debt to be exact, but nobody is
chasing him, no calls from the cops, and the only
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contact he's had with the bank is the contact he
made himself. Of course, he also spoke to that bloke Bernie,
who told him.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We won't be giving you any more money. And I'm
pretty sure you know why. Sorry, he's not going to
cut it. You're going to jail for a long time.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Dan has also stopped spending on the Magic ACM card
and the party is over. His twitchy eye has stopped,
and so have the late night calls from hangers on
who want to know where's the party?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Dan.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He's had his name in the paper, a few interviews,
but still no cops busting down the door like that
dream he had. So I guess the only reasonable thing
to do is to go on a current affair and
tell them the whole story. Good thinking, Dan, What could
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possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, I never did an interview with the current Affair.
I just told him the story, and they released a
story without my name, without my photo, without anything Yep.
They just said a guy who used to work in
a bar got some money.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Off the NAB, right.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But I thought that would have been enough to jog
some form of communication.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I would have been like I was sure.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was like, oh, there's only a current affair on
primetime TV. Now someone's gonna get to the you know,
get to the bottom of it. But they just kept saying,
please investigation, now that's it. So yeah, So I did
an interview with Adam Shant and he was very he
was very very good told the story. But they still
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took first photos, so it looked like I was, you know,
I was the one.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, I've seen those photos. It's one of my questions, like,
did you was that an actual photo or was that
just a setup? For No, it's just a setup. The
photos Dan's talking about are the sorts you think you
would use in a salacious story on TV about a
young lithario who spends money on girls, drugs, drinks and
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everything else. That's fun. Pictures of Dan on private jets,
sipping champagne in limos with a bunch of blondes. Really,
the photos make him look like a Kardashian. Dan Kardashian
it's got a ring to it. It's important to note
that the article from the paper which led to the
first Current Affairs story was posted on the ninth of
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August twenty fourteen. Dan's first transaction with the glitch was
in February two thousand and eleven. It's a long time
between expensive drinks.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Absolutely, absolutely, like it was a yeah, it was a
long process. And I guess, you know, because I you know,
because I started working. I worked a bit and then
sort of thought about it again and went, you know, like,
I'm not really I'm not really comfortable with this because
it's you know, if you if you let something go
for so long, they'll walk in at the worst time.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
In your life. Like I was picturing like I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Meet someone, I'm going to have a son or daughter
and they're going to be one years old and the
cops are going to knock on the door and go,
yeah you know that thing twenty eleven, You're gone.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Now it's a heavy load.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, it's it's just it's more a fact that you
want to just you want to just get it done,
to deal with it, you know, Like it's I think
it's worse to just you know, sit by, and you know,
like just you're sort of almost putting yourself up to
like you know, you're putting yourself out there for more.
I mean if you just bring it on and say, hey,
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I'm ready to take it, let's go for it. I
mean it was, Yeah, that to me was the most
important thing to do, you know. And yeah, people might
not agree with that, and I understand that. You know,
people are like, what would you do that for? And
I can't even tell you that was the right thing
for me. I felt that that was the right thing
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to do.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So that's why the police must arrest you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Now, Yeah, do they know nothing? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Was there an investigation at that time into you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
He couldn't establish that they wouldn't tell him that, but
he definitely could establish that there wasn't many people who
knew about it or talking about it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
It wasn't a warrant for your arrest or anything like
that that you would expect. And your bank's still in debt. Well,
the bank wrote it off, wrote it off, so you
don't have an NAB card and more, we actually don't
know if the bank wrote off the debt. What we
do know is how much Dan has to pay back
and we'll get to that a little bit later. After
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the article in the paper, someone suggested that Dan finally
go on camera with the current affair and tell his story.
He'd already told his story once, but that was a
short piece on TV which didn't have his face and
was really just a bit of a fluff piece. So
Dan's big idea, go on primetime TV and face the
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music and tell his story. Stupid, maybe desperate for an end.
Absolutely all I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Trying to do is provoke some form of communication. If
the bank had a came to me at any point
and said, hey, we want to talk to you, I
would have been like, great, let's sit down, let's have
a conversation, let's sort this out. If they had to
come to me and said they just sent me a
letter and said that stuff in twenty eleven, that's all done.
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Just walk away. You think I wouldn't have walked away,
No worries, I'll walk away. The problem was no one
would say anything to me because no one wants to
put their name to anything.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You know, no one wants to go oh.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was the guy that said no, that's okay, you
can walk on that, or you know, because they're scared
to say things because it'll come back and buy them
on the ass. I don't know what it is, but
a lot of people in that space a's scared for
some reason, you know, whether they're comfortable and they don't
want to push the envelope too much, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
But no one wanted to talk to me about anything.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So, yeah, I went on a current affair and you know,
I didn't ask for any money. I went on there
and just decided to you know, I just wanted to
have a chat and lay it all out on the table.
And yeah, they just man with the narrative. You know,
Australia's ATM cheap and they said, you know it's an
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exclusive like you know, like I hadn't talked to them, like,
you know, a year before that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And just basically.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Light you know, like the last thing that they said
on a character was.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Dan's missing. Now you know there's a warrant for his arrest.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
If you've seen Dan, call crime Stoppers and I just
watched that and I.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Was like, pack a lie.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
We did, however, speak with him by phone and encourage
him to hand himself in. At this stage, he's chosen
not to contact police, who now want to arrest him
if you know he's whereabouts, contact crime Stoppers on one
eight hundred, triple three, triple zero. And the National Australia
Bank has issued a statement in relation to those transactions.
You can read on our website That.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Last few moments on the Current Affair really upset Dan.
He believes there was no arrest warrant against him.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So then I find out that the only like, it's
never been a police investigation. So all the publications that
printed that prior have lied as well, because it's never
been reported to the police until a Current Affair contacted
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the police and got them involved.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
He said he'd contacted the bank. Remember Bernie Bernie told
Dan that it was a police matter, but from Dan's reports,
it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's never actually been a police investigation. So that blew
my mind first, which.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Just means that the bank never contacted police either.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, no one ever rang.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
With Bernie lied.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Ye Bernie Bernie lied. Yeah, but you can't expect bankers
to tell the truth.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Here are some interesting facts that Interview on a Current
Affair went to air on Monday, the third of November
in twenty fourteen, the day before the Melbourne cup.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
The last email they sent to me said, Dan, we
really hope you like the story.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Dan was right. He got an email from a Current
Affair at five point thirty four pm on the Monday
night the story ran. It wasn't an email to say
hand yourself in to police. It was a bit of
a different email. He's an extract two Dan Saunders. Subject
re thank you. Thanks very much for your email. Dan,
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You're a very funny bloke and have a way with words.
I trust Adam has been in touch to let you know.
The story is still running tonight. I hope you like
the final products. You're more than welcome to collect the
documents and photos whenever you like. I'm out of the
office for the next couple of days, but we'll be
back here on Thursday. Alternatively, I can have them posted
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out to you, whichever is easier. Just let me know
kind regards, Alex.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I learn off the Current Affair that there's been a
warrant issued for my arrest then and only then, because
the other corresponders from them is you know, Dan, best
of luck for the future.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
So you arrive at a Current Affair headquarters. What's going
on outside? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
So I had a pretty good idea what was going
to happen. I didn't take my phone or my wallet
or anything like that, but yeah, all the cameras come
out from behind, you know, the walls, and you know
it's this big sting.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You know, the detectives there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You know, Daniel Solanders, you're under arrest, you know. Yeah,
you know you have the right to Marion insil and
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
You're rest.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Practice, you understand these rights.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I think it was quite relieved, but also it was
quite bizarre because it was like, what are you what
are you guys doing? So you know, then I you know,
I went to the police station and the police didn't.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Even interview me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
The police officer that he was more across the restaurant
thing than anything else.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Okay, he didn't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
So you've never been charged for the restaurant thing up
to that point, not as yet.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
He's more talking to me about the restaurant thing, and
he's like, oh, you know, we've got your on camera here,
and I'm like, come on, yeah, the restaurant thing doesn't
seem like it's the biggest thing in town right now,
you know, And he's like, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So no one even interviewed me from the police because
they had no idea what to even ask because it
was never really police investigation. It was just they just
opened one so they could get a warrant, and then
it was just going to be open and shut because
I said, what I did?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Who do you call? You get a phone call?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, I got a I got a phone call.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I didn't call anyone because I knew I'd be on
bail pretty quick, and so yeah, so I just I
just got held in the sales for a bit and
fingerprints and DNA and all that sort of stuff, and
then just then just left.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I was saying, before dinner.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
When did they run that story in a current affair
that night? Like that? I'm being caught yep, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
News update news alert, Dance Unders been captured.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Thanks for our story to.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
A breaking breaking news on a story we brought you
on Monday about atm cheat Dance Saunders.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
As a result of what happened to me, and only that,
I can't trust anything that I read or I hear
from the media.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I just can't do it. I've got to see it myself.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
So Dan finally gets what He's been waiting for some action,
some closure, and after a few years waiting, it's all
about to come to a head. So what's Dan thinking
right at that very moment he's arrested on TV, He's thinking,
what the hell am I wearing?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Have my painting shorts on? I was doing a bit
of painting earlier. It was it was fine, It was
an ending.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It was bizarre ending.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It was very weird because like, how do you act
like you've got someone who was quite clearly trying to
like get himself in the in the Melbourne Cup that year.
So two days prior, the day, the night the day
after that, they ran the story there was a horse
called who shot the Barman? I was like, the barman
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shot himself, he shot the farm.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Next time.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
It was over, so I was like, well, that's fine,
you know. And I thought ye might get five years jail.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Now, you know. So I was just sort of preparing
for that.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But do you speak to your mom? Do you tell
mom what's going on now?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah? I sort of showed Mama rerun of the Current
Affair interview and just said, look, this is sort.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Of what's going on, and what you say. She just said, look, Yeah,
you've made your bed. Now you've got to sort of
lie in it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
She was like, it's good that you finally told the
truth that it's good.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
What about old mate and some of the other friends.
Old mate was longer no contact?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Like it was funny because old mate, during the time
that you know, I was obviously on bail and stuff,
had actually got quite a high government job.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, so it was very interesting. Old mate didn't want
to be known as mate. Old mate was like, out,
yeah he was, but you still consider him a mate now, absolutely,
Like you can't.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I can't go through something like that with someone and
not consider them like I may.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Like it was. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I mean we might not have anything to talk about now,
or you know, he you know, he might be married
now with a couple of kids and you know, have
a you know, a.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Prestigious job or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Like I don't hold any of that against him, Like
I don't have any It was just what it was.
You know, we all always you know, we always decided, hey,
look this is going to go for as long as
it goes. And then ultimately I'm the one who's going
to you know, because my name on the card so
I'm going to get shit canned. Let's just have fun
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before that happens.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
What about the rest of the crew, the solid crew
that we're around.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, there's only only sort of two guys that really
really stuck by during that time. It's funny like when
police and courts and stuff get evolved. Yeah, people sort
of run a mile a little bit.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
But like, and are they thinking that you're possibly gonna
implicate them in something?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Possibly?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, I don't know, Like I think I think it's
you know, it just comes from watching too many movies probably,
you know, like the coffs in coffsing out a clue
what happened, they weren't interested either.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
They didn't give a shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
One of those blokes that stuck around was Evano, Dan's
good mate from Wangaratta.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Yeah, there was a bit of anxiety on my front.
I did at one point think maybe I might get
in trouble for this, just because maybe I was associated
with Dan.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
But yeah, are you nervous about this podcast because of that?
Or No?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
To be honest enough times past yep. But if you
had approached me five years ago, I probably would have
said no. I felt a lot of concern for Dan like,
I'm one of the people who was always there for him.
A lot of his mates jumped ship, and when he
went to prison, a lot of his mates didn't want
anything to do with him. I don't feel like I
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was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Did you see him on a current affair? Yes? Did
he tell you that it was going to be on
or No? He didn't.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
No, he didn't tell me.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
He just just did it.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
And it was pretty crazy just the way he went
about it. It's yeah, dandy, unique fella like, I've got
so much respect for him, but I wouldn't have turned
myself in.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Do you think he would have got away with it
if he hadn't have gone to the newspapers and the TV? Definitely?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah, I do. Yeah. But at the same time, I
do think he needed some kind of closure. So I
think it's been the best for him, the best thing
for him long term. But he wouldn't have gone to
jail if he didn't turn himself in. That's my honest opinion.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Did the bank question you so you're on bail or
remand does the bank question you in that period?
Speaker 4 (18:01):
No, No, the bank crickets.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Nothing from the bank.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
The bank issued a statement and gave evidence to court,
but that was just the statements.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
So issued your statements essentially your banking statements which we've seen, and.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Just said this money was obtained by deception.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
That's all I had to.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Get admitted that that's what you've done.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
So nothing about how, nothing about their system, nothing about that.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Just just bad Dan. Dan's got to go to jail.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Like even Mike QC I just told him to be quiet.
I just think I just don't even talk, like you
don't even know what's going on anyway, you know, like
just forget it.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
How you pay for the QC? Yeah, bank, that's money. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
I don't have any remorse for the bank. The bank
is the bank. They're like, if you could touch the sites,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I think they're fine, they'll be okay.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Dan requested court documents, which is given to us. The
Crown Prosecutor had three charges against Dan, one for theft
and two charges for obtaining financial advantage by deception. Charge
one says he stole the amount of eighty thousand, two
hundred and twenty dollars from the National Australia Bank. Charge
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two says that he owed payment of debts using a
National Australian Bank MasterCard to make each payment for the
amount of one hundred and forty six thousand, eight hundred
dollars and twenty cents, and the final charge was more
payments that Dan had made to providers of merchants to
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the amount of twenty one thousand, five hundred and seventy
four dollars and ninety two cents. Along with these charges,
there was a list of transaction details for each amount
and the date it was spent. Here's a transcript read
by a friend of the sentencing remarks from the court.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Daniel Saunders, you have pleaded guilty to one charge of
theft and two charges of obtaining a financial advantage by deception.
The maximum penalty for each offense is ten years imprisonment.
On the twenty first of February twenty eleven, you discovered that,
despite your account having a zero balance, you were able
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to use your Visa debit card to withdraw money, apparently
as a result of an error in the magnetic coding
attached to that card. On the day you discovered this,
anomally you made five withdrawals and in the period up
to the eighth of May of that year, you made
a further sixty nine withdrawls. The total amount you gained
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was eighty eight hundred and twenty dollars. This conduct forms
the basis of charge one.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You know, there was points where I had five million
dollars in my bank account. They weren't missing that money.
So what was the money real or just numbers on
a screen.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
It's all valid.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Questions I think, I mean, how can you miss that
much money or not miss that much money?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
As regards Charge two, on the thirteenth of March twenty eleven,
you used your MasterCard to make a withdrawal in excess
of the limit, and then in the period up to
the twenty eighth of April, you made further payments. In all,
there are one hundred and two transactions totaling eighty six
eight hundred dollars and twenty cents. In addition, you transferred
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a total of sixty thousand dollars to your classic banking account.
The totality of this conduct forms the basis of charge two.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I was looking at like, well, if you get five years,
that's about three hundred grand a year, So that's better
than any job you get. Well, you know, not that
I want a job like that. But you know what
I'm saying, Yeah, that's a good pay.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Charge three relates to a further twenty four payments for
goods and services totaling twenty one thousand, five hundred and
seventy four dollars and two cents, which occurred between the
fifth and tenth of May of twenty eleven. Following your offending,
you closed your account, as is confirmed in correspondent State
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of the tenth of May twenty eleven. I have been
told that this was in the context of you seeking
to bring your own offending to an end.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Before we go live with every episode, we actually send
it to Dan just to make sure we've got all
the detail right. When Dan heard this part of the transcript,
he sent me a text to let me know a
few things that he didn't agree with.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I didn't close my account.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
The bank made it look.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Like I closed my account, but I didn't really even
touch them.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And he had some things that he wanted to clear up.
Like you'll hear our voice actor, he's quite together. She
doesn't start or miss any words. Dan said. It wasn't
like that in court.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
The courtroom was something out of Monty Python.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
It was like everyone, my lawyer included, just didn't know
what happened. So there was lots of like pauses and
trailing off.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
And it was it was I just wanted to stand
up and go no, no, no, that's not what happened,
but you know, they would have just told me to
sit down, so I just let it all happen in
front of me.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Really, you had made no attempts to cover your offending
or what you were doing with the proceeds. It was
brazen conduct over one hundred and ninety five separate transactions
by a man who was clearly out of control.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
There's stacks in this court document which sort of backs
up what Dan's been telling us through the last six episodes.
Here's a little more from the magistrate.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
During the period of your offending, there was contact from
the bank in relation to particular trans actions to ensure
it was you, but never any action to cancel the
card despite what must have been seen as gross misuse.
Following the closure of your account, the bank apparently determined
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to take no action despite being aware of the extent
of your overdraw. They apparently refused to discuss the matter
with you, saying it was a police matter. But it
seems that the matter was neither reported by them nor
investigated at the time.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And so what did the magistrate think of Dan's clever
plan to instead of going to police, going to the media.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
For reasons which are far from clear. In February of
twenty thirteen, you participated in a newspaper interview in which
you disclosed your offending, and on about the ninth of
August the following year, a more detailed piece was published.
These articles are Exhibit A and B. Following that, you
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participated in a current affair interview about your offending and
the lifestyle it enabled. The recording is Exhibit D. But
as discussed with counsel upon your plea, I have had
regard to that only as it relates to the fact
that you made admissions in relation to both taking the
money and as to how it was spent. Your counsel
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has quite rightly not pressed remorse from an early stage
given the contents of this interview, the opinions and storylines
are of course not relevant. Again, it is unclear why
you would have taken this course of action. I accept
that the delay in charging you was in the main
not attributable to you, but resulted from clear apathy on
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the part of the victim bank. This does not in
any way excuse your offending, and I think it is
difficult to say, however, that there was a burden hanging
over your head. Given the contents of the twenty fourteen interview.
You are entitled to have taken into account your plea
of guilty, which you entered at an early stage. You
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spared the witnesses from giving evidence and save the community
the time and expense.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Of a trial.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
You are entitled to have that taken into account in
your favor, and I have done so. I do accept
that your plea is also demonstrative of some contrition. I
accept that your plea should be used as some evidence
of remorse. Would you stand please on charge to obtain
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financial advantage by deception. You are convicted and sentenced to
be imprisoned for twelve months commencing this day. On the
remaining charges, you are placed on a community corrections order.
The order commences at the end of the sentence of imprisonment.
You are to report to the Werribee Community Correction Center
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within two clear working days of release. The period of
the order is eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
So yeah, I remember in her closing remarks, she said
things like she called the bank the victim, and a
couple of people laughed.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I remember at that point and she.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Just basically said, you know you're you were calculating and
what you did.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
You knew what you were doing was wrong, but.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
You actually know you're going to get put away because
the security come and stand at the door. So before year,
before she's even sort of finished, you know, the security
get told you're going to be in custody. So yeah,
you know, if you've got general awareness, you know pretty
much how it's going to go.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
I direct it be noted in the records of the
court that, were it not for your plea of guilty,
I would have sentenced due to a total effective sentence
of three years with a minimum of two. I further
order that you pay compensation the sum of two hundred
and forty eight thousand, five hundred and ninety five dollars
(28:14):
and twelve cents to the National Australia Bank.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I remember the last thing she said was take missus
Saunders downstairs, thank.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
You very much. Could you take mister Saunders downstairs please?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
And I was in jail.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Are you bricking it? At that stage?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Not bricking it, but like Bracy just going Okay, it's time,
it's happening.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
We're in.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Next time on the glitch. But it's weird.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's weird going to jail when you when you sort
of pour it upon yourself.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Really, it's pretty hate deep place.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Max Max the curios and he grabbed the still guy
and he just held him against the wall. He's like,
because you have any fucking bacon.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
He's like, no, no, I didn't swear, I sweat.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Two guys held another guy down while a third guy
put a duney brush up his eyes.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Okay, that's what we're in. We're in a fucking We're
in a madhouse.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So you just gotta sort of have your wits about
it because people automatically thought I was like a wife basher,
or I was like drink driving or something. There's something
called called browning up, and what they do is they
they ship like an inmate or shit on their hand
and then wipe it all over the cell.