The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a town considered suing one of its residents for being a jerk, a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out next to to the toilet, a man took a bottle of meth into an IHOP on Thanksgiving on Florida/Not Florida, a man attempted to rescue a raccoon was bitten on his face and arms, our MVP is handing out machetes and alcohol to the homeless, the raccoon may become the next househol...

This morning on The Morning After, a town is going to put up a bull statue near the home of a woman whose husband was killed by a bull, a man sprayed BBQ sauce all over a home before setting it on fire on Florida/Not Florida, a glitch caused the toilets to stop flushing at an airport in Japan, our MVP set his childhood home on fire following a Thanksgiving Day argument with his parents, a man was attacked by a bear while dropping a...

This morning on The Morning After, a superintendent in Illinois used the school district credit card to buy porn, a company in Japan is now selling bear shelters, two elderly men pulled their penises out on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after putting a bottle of his own pee on the shelf at a store, attorney Jason Gower joined us for the Gower Power Hour, and we wrapped up the short work week with a few Things We Missed.

This morning on The Morning After, a man on a scooter was upset that KFC didn’t have the food from Rally’s he wanted, a drug-resistant super fungus is wreaking havoc in the UK, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman on the way to be cremated wasn’t dead yet, our MVP pulled out a gun at the Santa House in North Pole, Alaska, a man took inspiration from ‘Mrs. Dou...

This morning on The Morning After, a man went to the doctor with a ceramic cup stuck in his butt, a deer hunter in Louisiana got bit by an alligator, a man let out an epically embarrassing fart on Missed Connections, a man believed to be dead for five years walked into a police station, our MVP was buck naked in Polk County, and we wrapped up the week with a Few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man gets cup stuck in butt
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This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his neighbor on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a new teddy bear is teaching kids about BDSM and where to find knives, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a volunteer at a museum mistakenly cleaned a piece of art, our MVP hit a customer with a pipe, we gave you our best ‘lit potatoes’ recipe, and a bear was caught on camera chasing someone through a store.

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This morning on The Morning After, another driveway has been stolen, a man was startled by a goat on the west side of Detroit, a threesome turned into an assault on Florida/Not Florida, a restaurant in South Korea doesn’t want you dining alone, our MVP has upset the Internet by going on dates while his dead wife is cryogenically frozen, a man in New York City wants you to meet him for a cigarette, and we unlocked a new bear f...

This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into a home and ate a slice of cake, two men snuck their own painting into The Louvre, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a flight was delayed after someone was caught vaping in the bathroom, our MVP stole his mom’s car and drove it back home, a man left his driver’s license behind after vandalizing a Veterans Day display, and the...

This morning on The Morning After, two naked guys were accused of swinging their penises around in a garden, a man was trying to pee in a Budweiser can on Florida/Not Florida, ‘Sexy Spanking’ could help your anxiety, an argument over turkey led to our MVP being involved in a gunfight, a man faked a carjacking to get out of shopping with his wife, and a man driving to the doctor ended up in another country.

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This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a bus after realizing the bus he wanted was full, two guys stole a roadside sign on Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Japan want kids to carry plastic bottles to scare away bears, our MVP is a former police chief accused of trying to hire a prostitute (that was also a police officer), someone discovered that a Velodrome in England makes fart noises when you set off fireworks near it,...

This morning on The Morning After, a man shot at three people in a parking lot on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a teen has been charged after putting googly eyes on a statue, someone pooped their pants on a bus on Missed Connections, a man’s seeing boobs after his recent eye surgery, lack of toilet paper led our MVP to throw chew at an employee, a museum in Germany offers up a ‘Grumpy Guide,’ and we wrapped up ...

This morning on The Morning After, a man was spotted walking around the campus of Purdue University covered in peanut butter, we learned a little too much about former NFL lineman Matt Kalil, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a dog’s new haircut had locals in Scotland thinking a lion was on the prowl, our MVP sent out death letters to over 500 living people, we had more fights in supermarkets, and we put officiall...

This morning on The Morning After, a bank robber in Ohio asked if the money he stole could be added to his prison commissary, a woman was fined $1,400 after her cat trespassed in her neighbor’s yard, a man was naked and doing doughnuts in his car in a church parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, France is holding a funeral plot lottery, our MVP threatened to stab a man for taking too long in the bathroom stall, Kentucky’s...

This morning on The Morning After, a man received all of his coworkers’ salaries in his paycheck and refused to give the money back, the Louvre’s security password was pretty obvious, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man traveled almost 2,000 miles for a haircut, our MVP is a now-former judge who was caught peeing in front of the courthouse, Shawna Walraven from the Bay Ar...

This morning on The Morning After, the same artist that taped a banana to a wall is selling his solid gold toilet, a man with a ‘noticeable bulge’ was stealing from a hardware store on Florida/Not Florida, a man assaulted teenaged trick-or-treaters with a NERF gun, our MVPs were caught taking pictures of a woman’s feet that they had pulled over, a man was caught on camera stealing shoes off porches, and a cyclist ...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was accidentally sent cadaver fingers and arms, a drunk man fell into the yard of a butcher shop and ate a bunch of sausages, there was a lot of bending over on Missed Connections, a new ‘fake tongue’ can tell you how spicy something is, our MVP let students hit her vape, Adam complete five straights days of monkey stories, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed...

This morning on The Morning After, a Detroit police officer attended a courtroom Zoom proceeding without pants, a flight was delayed after two flights attendants got into a fight, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there was a monkey loose in a Spirit Halloween, Jason Gower answered your legal questions, and a man torched a couple’s Halloween decorations.

00:13 - A Detroit police officer forgot to wear pants...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was knocked unconscious after she was hit by a duck while riding a roller coaster, a woman thought she was dating the star of ‘Squid Game,’ a man smashed some pumpkins on Florida/Not Florida, test monkeys escaped a truck in Mississippi, our MVP stopped to drink a glass of wine following a break-in, a band added a hot dog griller to their lineup, and ‘throning’ is a ...

This morning on The Morning After, Kourtney Kardashian recently announced her own line of vagina lollipops, ropeless bungee jumping has been put on hold, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Chunkasaurus Rex won the inaugural Fat Squirrel Week in Texas, our MVPs had sex on a restaurant’s patio before robbing it, AI-generated monkeys had authorities in New Jersey scrambling, and Boogie...