June 3, 2025 • 49 mins
Matty J and Ash brave the week with another set of challenges with the kids!
Who knew parenthood was such a rough sport?
Laura AND Ellie are away, living their best lives, which means Matty J has to fend for himself.
Ash has another toilet debcale and this time it ends with poo smeared on the walls.
Plus, we let you Par-RANT, a segment where Matty J and Ash listen to your parent rants.
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- What family traditions do you have?
- Top 3 things you NEVER say to a parent?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I feel like, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Just as a way, yeah, I feel like we can
just be a bit more candid with each other in
all way, we're both in our mid thirties, i'd say
mid thirty still thirty seven, right, so eight soon? Yeah,
but not yet. But we're both mid mid thirties. Thank you,
But you still haven't wet dreams.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's been a weird coming out of my mouth. It's
been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while.
(00:46):
Welcome back to two doting dads.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash And this is a
podcast all about parenting.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is the good, it is the bad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And the relentless, and that's not right and relatable, relatable, relentless.
I was like, sure, relentless.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Actually, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We're just gone past two years. Oh we have it
is relentless. Wet dreams. Yeah, no advice given, no advice,
wet dreams.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It has been a while. I think I had a.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sneaky one, I want to say last year. Sometimes I
thought I'd grown out of this. I suspected that I
had one last night.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow, I don't recall what the what the dream was?
I hope my wife was she definitely was.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I you seem unsure if you did or you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Have broke up going And I remember and I said
it out loud.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I was like, that's it over that?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And then you say that I don't know?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Was it to April? We like stop that? No? Was
enough of that? Like it was like, okay, well I
reckon maybe a bit of pre come.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I was like, enough of that, and then I went
back to it was definitely early morning and I woke
up and I was like.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Do you think it was It's not summer. It's winter
at the moment in Australia, it wouldn't have been. Sometimes
you can confuse sweat to be with semen happens?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Am I right?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I tasted it and the consistency was similar to sweat.
Yeah it was. Look, I was definitely a little bit
like uncomfortable. Yeah, look, if.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's been a while between you know, treating myself, if
you will I then will I reckon if Actually my
biggest fear of going into the jungle was that if
I don't relieve myself that I would say normally after
a week, definitely two weeks, I am then due for
(02:58):
a wet dream. Yeah right, yeah, yeah. I thought we're
all grown out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's like it's like a damn wall. The dam
is full, going to release some pressure. What do you
do with morning wood in the jungle? I wouldn't really
get it. I'm not talking about the trees. I wouldn't
really get it. I get it. Body is just yes,
not in an arousing environment anyway. Let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So talking about actually talking about being confused by things
that happened during the night time. Okay, go ahead, gonna
be cameras because Jess is away on holiday.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It must be nice in Japan. Jealous is she in Japan?
She sent me a picture of a big mountain, Mount Fuji.
I don't know what that means. Mount Fuji?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean enough to fujifilm. Go on, yeah, Jess, we
hope you have be a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
We do. You've left of a time.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I assion myself here to defend ourselves like the good
old days. When we first started, it was just the
two of us. It's taken us about six hours to
record this episode. I got here at sunrise.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well we'll get we hit the ground running six hours later.
It's now he stayed the night. He's still here. Jess
is actually bad. She's run it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, last night, in the middle of the night, Ash
Marley comes in to the room.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah right, no sticker on the chart.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No sticker on the chart, and she starts off. She
prefaces the chat before she jumps into bed, and she goes, look, okay,
I've had an accident. And I was like, what do
you mean? And she goes, spilt my water bottle. She's
found a loophole to the system. She's like, I've spilt
my water bottle. Okay, So my bed is saturated right now.
(04:47):
It's very damp up there. I'm unable to sleep in
the bed due to the level of moisture that currently
resides in the mattress, mold will start to generate. And
I was like, damn it, she's got me. And I
was like, all right, hop into bed then here and
I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She's like what. I'm like, you don't bring any pants
and she.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Goes yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, don't worry about that
to sleep, and I was like, why are you wearing
any pants? And she goes, ah, yes, yes, the pants question.
I knew this would come and she goes the water
bottle spilt onto my pants and then onto the bed,
which is why I removed the pants. Now I'm here,
I wanted to go to sleep in your bed. Can
(05:30):
we please put.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I could just picture her going just dousing herself with water.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
In the shower, and I was like, okay, that all
adds up. Fair, excuse, yeah, I think so hop into bed,
go to sleep, and we'll deal with this in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Smart.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And I did have a thought as she hopped into bed.
I was like, legs are a bit sticky. Oh no,
I was like, well, but you know, at the same time,
I was very tired as I've been working.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh, I was like Ellie at one okay, so I
was you know, I was like half awake and I
was like whatever, shore fight, hop into bed.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And then I woke up, and I was like, I'm
just gonna double check. Not that I don't trust Marley,
I'm going to just double check that she you know,
she did have an accident.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She didn't lie to me in the middle of the
night when I was most vulnerable, and so I feel
her bed the bed is wet.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Okay, I'll give her that, and I pop my nose
to the mattress and I go piss, it's yourn, it's yourn.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Poor Lol is underneath that too.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, we started with loophole. Do you think she's done
it on purpose?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Wow, I believe she has voluntarily weired herself. That's diabolical
as a loophole to a get into my bed and
b still receive a sticker in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's very good, she's very clever.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She's got ya. They're getting clever. And speaking of loophole's,
Oscar has also found one too. He's figured out sick bay. Yes,
he's figured out sick Bay, but also he's figured out
how to convince them to skip calling me and call who.
So first call mum. He's going to be first.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I feel like April would. She'd crumble quickly.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes, she's missed the call because she had Macy and
she was doing something. I get a call from April saying, hey,
have you got a call from the school. I'm like, nah,
skip me, gone straight to Popper, rubber Arm. Popper, is
your name on the list? That's a good question too.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It should be buddy, he's mine, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So he has gone to sick bay sick for those
listening and can't see my speed fingers fingers like the
peace sign, little rabbits um and he's sick.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Call popo, who's rubber arm? What's Papa done here? Because
this is very important. Poppa's going to pick him up?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's that's That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Rub round Pop. Yeah, you got you've got to take
You've got to take it for face value, right like it?
Pop is like oscars sick. Okay, I'll come, I'll come
get it. Poppa's retired. Whatever, it's Friday, you're going to
cam something else?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I would never use that word, would never use that word.
It's terrible word. Uh. And then April, I've had work
to do, so I'm off doing things.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But how did you know that he was collected? Was
in the group chat and the family chat?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It was April told me. April said, Pop is going
to pick him up? Skip me because I'm the hard ass.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You are the hard okay, skipped me, stone cold ash Wicks.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I refer to you, Yes, everyone does.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I could break an arm and I think the bone
could pierce the skin, and you wouldn't give me any sympathy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Correct, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I've said, have you laid eyes on this kid yet?
And she's like, yeah, I've been touched shortly. I was like, okay, great,
so let me show you please what she has sent
me of a poor sick Yes, young boy.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Can you tell me what the illness was? So apparently
the symptoms was he facing? It was sw tummy, it
was ummy. It's always them.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, yeah, this is the day. Definitely. The poor boy
can barely stand. Gosh. Is he still unwell? Has he
made a recovery this morning? He was unwell apparently, but
he's gone to school today.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Fine, nothing wrong with him. He gets home, he's like,
can we play? And I'm home, can we play foot
you in the front yard? I was like, nah, you're sick.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
They keep forget, they forget, they go get They're like,
oh yeah, sorry, I got to load down.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm not feeling hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But I always used to chuck the sticky as a
primary school kid. Always I hated school. I was not
built for school. Okay, this cannot be schooled. Can I
tell you something? Can I tell you what you need
to do here?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Because ash Friday last week I had a call from
the school. Marley may unwell same day and same illness,
also had a sick tummy. They're in hurts, these kids.
They're like Friday, Friday the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And it's like a prisoner escape on Friday. We do it,
we go, we don't look back. I can just picture
them being like, you ready.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So, yeah, I get a call Marley's in sick bay,
saw tummy. I know that children who are unwell deserve
our attention, but at the same time, I'm like, my
knee jerk reaction was, is she actually sick?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I get I reckon, they get that all the time
on that phone call.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, And I said, and I was working from home,
but I said, I'm in the city. I'll come as
quick as I can, but it'll be a couple of hours.
It'll be a three o'clock with So I was like,
I'll finish doing my work for two hours and then
I'll get her.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And I also just.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Thought to myself, like a sick by a primary school
was shit. Was just like next to the reception it
was like a fucking mattress, which was like concrete.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And that's what it should be. Should be prisonf yeah,
thank you. Lock them in there. Yeah, she'ld be like
a little pen.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What can I give that they can't give? Like, just
just lay down, here's a bucket. Yeah, give us a spewbag.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's it. Perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
If it was on a flight, that's what they do,
that's what you get. So yeah, So when I picked
up Marley, she was like, you're a long time and
I was like, yeah, damn right. I was because I
want her to know that sick on a sick base
sucks smart and you're gonna hate sitting there and it's
going to be boring.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But she was the same dude.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
She was like hello, and I was like, what's wrong, Bubba?
You have to use my baby voice and she was
like I gotta sound tummy. She's like, I'm not feeling
well and I was like, come here, come to daddy.
The second we walk out of those school grows past
the front gate, she's.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Like, whoa yo ge yes, I can imagine. It's like
you took forever. And it's like she's like, also just
prefaces with our kids. Can't tell the time yet that
you're late, And he's like, yeah, it's like, how are
you feeling double? I'm fucking fine now, bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I tried to explain to my I was like, well,
if you're unwill you can't go to the birthday party tomorrow?
I am And she was like what yeah, And she
was like, I think I'm feeling better, fucking go home
to it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
She was like Oscar.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
She was bouncing off the walls. She was coloring much energy,
too much energy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
But like I used to do that and then I
would be like, I want to go to sock training tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, you're fucking not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
One time, one time I didn't want to go to
school and I hated sick base, so I knew that
if I had to fake being sick, I had to
be in the morning. And I got a cloth and
I rubbed it on my forehead and I went to
my mum and I was like, just feel how.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Hot I am.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
She was like quite a temperature, and I was like, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Got her. Speaking of injuries and stuff like that, firstly,
it just gave me a little memory of when I
was in When.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I was in year seven, I was playing touch football
with the bigger kids and them fell on me, okay
and have my head hit the ground between my legs.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So quite like an over extension.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You tried to suck yourself off in that moment, I
could have got a quick leg.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And then I did go home.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Literally my dad had to pick me up because at
that moment I was in pain.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
But what's the problem about.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I used it to get more time off school, and
I was fine because also it was the same year
that Joey John's heard his neck playing footy and he
was in the neck brains, and I thought that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Was pretty cool. So you had a neck brain.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So I neck braced it for like a week to
get a week off school. But I was completely fine.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hang on a second, your neck is moving fine today? Yeah,
I'm good. I'm back down. You were in a neck
brace last week?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, it was like a week and that was I
was like ten days ago. Oh yeah, fine, that's my
leg now. Somehow the pain moved for my neck right
down to my leg. He's still thinking bon Jovi in
the car?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, no, what was I doing? I was singing Iris
it's practicing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Anyway, Also on injuries, I never thought having kids, I
would get so injured. Remember I was back nearly like
two years ago now when we started this, and I
had a moment of pure anger when I was picking
up toys and hit my head on a door knob on.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The way back up. I think I did it twice
in the same very.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Frustrating and it's like I'm cleaning up after these fucks
and I'm hurting myself. That's what I recall from that situation. Well,
let me tell you right now, I've had another running
with the door handle.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What door handles is?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'm going to tell you what exactly what happened. Okay,
so when April goes to the toilet, it shuts the door.
The kid's always going there, that's a mom thing. I
like to lock the door.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, Yeah, If April's not locking the door, that's on
her exactly. But she has a dig at me about
if they're going to come in to see me, they should.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Be allowed to go in and see you. And I'm like,
we all got the bar here, lock it so we're
up here together.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
But also like, fucking dad shits are a lot worse
than mumshit's lies.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh, they store them up and then they do one
horrendous shit and Aeopl's like, where are the kids coming here?
I drag them in.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't mind dragging him in as a joke. It's funny,
but I also like my privacy, like you know, as
any person, as any man or woman would exactly right now,
I am a stand and wiper. Yeah amen, yeah, okay,
so few of us stand and wipe. And it just
so happens that the door knob is at the exact
(15:41):
height as my dick and balls. And guess who comes
barging in while I'm wiping oscar oscar wicks at full velocity.
A silver metal door handle has hit me directly in
a combination of the head of my penis which is
(16:04):
massive and sorry sorry, and my testicles with my shitty
aarsehole and a handful of shitty toilet paper. Can I
tell you right now I had I fell into the
corn so it's a picture this.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's a separate toilet to the bathroom, so it's quite skinny.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I've fallen into the crack between the toilet and the
jip rock wall. Okay, saw nuts, saw penile head, now
the toilet paper. I've tried to brace myself. I've fallen,
put the shitty toilet paper up against the jip rock
(16:50):
wall and slid down it like so, so I'm jammed
between the toilet and the wall that has now ship
on it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What's saying at this point? He was just like, what
are you doing? What you need to be sick? You
mean to be sick.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'm on the ground, stuck between the toilet with a
sore set.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Of n ads and a shitty asshole. God, what a sight.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
And I had to somehow backwards slither out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Did you call for help? Did April? No One wanted
to help me. She's like, you're on your own hands.
She's like, you in there. It's like, for God's sake,
could this get any worse? It does? The roof is
are back next door? Shut up your fate.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, God, you're back, just like and I'm surprised when
you're like a show chavenist.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, hang on. But also it was a Sunday and
they were working on the roof next door. You're an exhibitionist.
It's the word I'm looking to exhibition. But also it
was Sunday and I was like, what the fuck are
they doing?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But I've worked out because it's been raining so much,
they haven't been able to finish the roots.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
They just got at the window of good weather and.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Now We've got a little thing going where if I
see them in the morning and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't want to see my asshole today.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Wow, wow's joke. How's your penis now?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I recovered? Yeah, thank heavens. Yeah. I just had to
bring this up with my therapist.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't want to sound like being a hero at
the moment, but Ash, I'm doing it tough. I'm doing
it solo. Oh yeah, Laura's way by myself. When isn't
Laura away, mate?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Fuck, she's over and by right now. Yes, she is working.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It look like she was doing you know when you
to take your kids to like a sensory thing.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
She was doing the jewelry, That's what it looked like
she was doing.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I was like, it's fun, actually, mate. You know how
much he's had to go at me about the business
class flight blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
We've all heard enough of it by multiple people media
outlets for attacking I was being defained publicly, and so
I was with the kids on Sunday. Laura, where was
she in the lounge? Champagne in hand? She's flown over
(19:13):
busy class with her sister, and she had the nerve
to message me from the lounge, going, oh, just send
me a photo of the kids.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I missed them.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Shut you do not. She needs to leave it a
day or two before saying I start to miss people,
you can't be like you've.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Been gone for two hours. I'm like, oh, I missed
the kids, laughing, I can go.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I can take him to the airport and you can
spend another hour with him if you want.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Your flight doesn't take off for another hour. Sneaking into
the quant I couldn't do another goodbye. They're serving alcoholic. Yeah,
someone's messaging my feet. It's like, for fux sake, at least.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Get to like, I know, whenever I go way and
leave the family.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's like, you don't want to message April, not straight away.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
But if I've like, for example, you don't want to
give off how much fun you're having. I get that,
But also that's too premature. If it was a couple
of days and she's like, look, I'm actually I missed
the kids. I must have a little bit of balleibilly.
I haven't been sleeping well like I've been, you know,
like make up something for God's sake, yeah, and then
go oh, just you know, because in those moments of.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Vulnerability, you can miss your kids totally.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
It's like me saying, I had a fucking huge night
last night, babes, and god I.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Missed it and I missed the kids. It's like, well,
how about you don't have it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You've got a schooner in hand, and I'm like, enjoy
enjoyed at the moment. So, yeah, Laura has flown over.
She's currently just her sister and herself. They're working hard.
Please and mate, I didn't realize it. She told me
many times, but I've been unable to retain the information.
(21:00):
And Nana was packing the bags and I was like,
where the fuck do you think you're going? And she's like,
I'm going to Brisbane for your brother's birthday. And I
was like, what, So she's gone too, She's left me.
She left this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I was gonna sask sorry yesterday, didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I Yeah, she was yesterday, she's gone now she's gone
five am.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
These girls out here, I'm after Brisbane to.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So I'm currently you know, I'm doing it tough. Do
you also just shout out to all the single parents
out there?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I know, it's hard. Oh absolutely, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Just going to preface that and say that we best
preface that. We should conduct a little experiment. Go on
my wife. Yes, what I may do because I'm after
Brisbane tomorrow for a couple of days. It's like a
day two days cause for a state of origin against
the hat working work.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I am working.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I've got content to do. But also it just so
happens to be a sport that I love and we
people I like, not that I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like my kids. You're a lucky guy. You found your passion.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Thinking about going to the airport tomorrow, yes, which I
have to be there at midday.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
And as soon as I get there, I'm going to
send a message to April saying I missed the kids.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And then but also i'll film it. Can you do
an airport beer? Oh yeah? On your stories? Oh yeah,
she was going to see that. And then I'm going
to tager and good this is a good gear airport beer.
I'm going I'm taking a mate with me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Can you as a videographer, can you just can you actually?
Can you call April and then be like, god, I
miss the kids. I'll get my mate to film in it. Yeah,
I'm taking a videographer with me. That's the best thing
that I'm taking a videography videos everything, and yeah, I'll
have it and we'll do a little up.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you know what we'll do.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'll ring her, I'll put on a loud speaker and
I'll be like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We'll do it cheers.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And then I'd be like, oh, really miss the kids, babe,
and just see what she is.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
And we sit and we wait and can I be
on like on the phone call as well? No, I
don't do that's too much. I will film it in
real time, send it over to you. I get you
what you think I did?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I did try. I try.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I put forward the case to not bring the kids
to Bali.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Economy, yea economy, economy Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm going to Bali without the kids. Must be real.
And she was like, no, I just I want to
see the kids so badly, and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't go then ship anyway, so I know it's
like it's a long way to go to kids.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Thank you. Okay, hang on one question. While we're on
the subject.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
We talked about seating arrangement for two parents two kids,
what about seating arrangement for two kids one parent.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm going to do a video on this.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Okay, I'm going to a video on this because I'm
flying grud Air. Shout out to grout and Not sponsored.
Their seating configuration very interesting. They have four in the
middle and then the windows are two and two.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You pretty much have to go the four otherwise one
gets left alone unless you buy four seat?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Do I? Could I go on?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Could I go window next one across right and then
do the aisle?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
So the middle row aisle? Is that a possibility? Is that?
So I get the two kids by themselves, try and
get a seat in front two Trying the row in
front of the person behind you was like and then
you just take your around and go. They didn't have
anything that lined up, But.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm just here about that one behind so you can
see them, but they can't see you.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
So that was an idea. I'm yet to lock in
the seating plant. You're going in like two days, don't you? Yeah? Brilliant, brilliant?
Thank you? I did, thank you? Do you know what
else is brilliant?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
This? You don't mostly progression, you don't love, So.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Just tell me what your parent do you want my
grand parking at the shirts?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You don't want advice from frangers?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Go and tell me what is your part?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well played, sir, and I would say that that is
one of the greatest segment songs ever to be produced
by anybody ever.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Thank you? Okay, would you like to go first?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, I've actually got I've got a parant myself.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Oh, because I have one last week. I'm just gonna
get the last off my chest. Go far away. You
know I love daycares. Just be careful how you finished
that sentence.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You know I love daycare. I love day care staff.
I think they work incredibly hard. You know that I've
always been very vocal about my support for the daycare industry.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Most of them. Yeah right right, those of you don't
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I have a roundabout. I'm reluctant to attack the daycares.
Attack away. We attacked him months before. I want them
just pick up my sword. So Lola has been She's
been up up to like nine pm, and she loves
to sleep. Lately, she's been great in that she has
a story, goes to bed, falls asleep pretty quickly. But
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now she's up to like nine o'clock. I'm downstairs and
I can hear her walking around upstairs. I'm like, what
the fuck are you up to? And I was like,
are you you having no at daycare? And she's like
and I was like, you you're fucking having naps at daycare?
And she's like, I just had a little lay down.
She's four, and I've said like, no, no nap, she's
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no nap, and we're out of the naps, and they're
letting her have a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, someone's and so.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
But now we're back in the cycle. So she's like
staying up so late. So she's tired because she's she's
going to sleep at like nine nine thirty. Dude, why
time she wake up like six thirty? It's not enough, slick. Yeah,
fuck man, you need a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I love a n app And maybe I'll go to
that daycare, can I if you get in the bed?
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
So now, so now she's in the routine. She's in
the routine of napping during the day. They're going to
try and break the cycle, which they're not. They're letting
a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Oh my goodness. If you're listening, think of the.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Parents, Think ill of us, poor parents, And I've started
to do this thing at night when kids go to
bed that I make them feel guilty about making any
more noises after that?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm like, this is mummy and Daddy's time now, Like
you know how we give you everything you've ever wanted
and all the time you need ever And.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
They're like, yeah, we love that, Like why don't you
just give me this moment now? And do they get it?
Some nights? Some nights I'm like do you I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Like, do you know how sad I feel when I've
got to come back in here to tell you off?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Do you know how sad I am? What about me?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And like sometimes it works, And then when they don't,
I'm like, we spoke last week about yelling at your kids.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm like, well, it's time to go to work.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And like shut wax slam the door anyway. They hate
the door being shut, So that's now my current threat.
But I'm like, oh, shut this fucking door. You're like, anyway,
that's my rant.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Please.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I have a rand from someone hither. This one is
from Maddie, and Maddie says, no trolley bay near the
parent parks getting a good park, but hiking the Nullah
boarder return it.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I think there's whoever's.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Designing these car parks, and this is thing might flow
onto a little.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Ran I have really quickly. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
On top of that, whoever's designing these car parks, I
think it should go disabled parking, parent parking with a
trolley bay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
In between them.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, so it's equal because we just say this, right,
you've got.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
One kid, there's one of you. You put that kid and.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
They say don't leave your kids alone in the car,
and then you've got to walk to drop the length
of the a nuther boar.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes, thank you Maddie for that.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
To put a trolley bag. It's dangerous, it's disgusting. That's
a lot can happen in that thirty seconds. A child
could go missing. Not to scare anyone out there, but
that's the reality. It's the reality, okay, it's the life
we live, especially in dangerous areas where does may live
and the dangerous area could take your baby.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Very true, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
But also I've got a ramp with car parks in general, okay,
And it's not the people who've designed it, it's the.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
People in it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
People think you pull into a car park, rules don't
apply anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
What rules are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Rules, pedestrian rules, anything like that. Okay, this is what
annoys me the fucking most. There's two things that annoy
me the most. The first one is when someone tries
to cross the street in a car park across the
where you're driving. Okay, there's a crossing to cross, but
they crossed like ten meters due south of it.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Walk up and use the crossing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
People think that that's like, I'm just gonna walk, not
even look. Yesterday I had Mum in the car right
and I went to reverse out of a car park.
Reverse lights are on, they are blaring, they are fucking bright,
and some old bloke not old, I'm saying like fifty yeah,
didn't even stop to be like, oh is he reversing?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Didn't even stop.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He just walked from across first of all, walked in
front of a car that was driving directly towards my
rear camera.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Death wish. And it's like, bro, the arrogance rules apply.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
If I hit you, I'm in trouble, right, but doesn't
mean you just start walking out like.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Infuriating. Also, when someone goes up the wrong way. Guilty
car park design.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Right, there's obviously someone who's logistically designed this so that
the flow of the traffic goes in one way, but
then there's some entitled jerk that wants to go the
wrong way and fuck everyone's day up.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I didn't realize you were such a stickler for the
rules and car parks.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Well, I just thought you just you're a man who is.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Very fluid, and all of a sudden, once you get
the car park, you let the car park Nazi.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, because I don't know what's coming this way all
across the roll.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I don't know what accent that is. Just the blatant disregard.
That's what I don't like.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think, if you're in a car park as a
pedestrian and a driver, yeah, you still have to follow
the rules. Did the first time you're about to get
run over? But you know what I mean, like the
pedestrian crosses right there.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Just anyway, this one ash is one that I haven't
come across too frequently. In fact, I would say it's
the only time I've seen this pear rant.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a niche. I like niche. It's a niche rant
was it as niche as the car pike one.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
We get a lot of car I would say ninety
percent of rants from parents about car parks.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I reckon they need like a lollipop lady in a
car in every.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Shop attendant, a full time attendant, not to like, but
to usher people through and be like if there's someone
like struggling across the street and they're like, okay, it's
just stop for sect something like that. Do lollipop ladies
or the people who did the crossings at school do
they get paid? Yes, they do by who counsel?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Do they?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
How much you get paid, well, a little bit. You
can look that up on Fair Work. There's an award
for that too hard, depending on your years, depending on
your hour.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
But next election, throw that car park attendees. Do you
know what?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's generating jobs, help the economy, reducing the unemployment rate.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
And this one is from Frankie Hall Photography. Also do
want to mention Frankie Hall had to look at their
Instagram account, very beautiful photos of kids and families, but
she says, I feel like you would sympathize with this situation.
No hot chooks in the bain Marie at Cole's at
five pm.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's pete chicken time. What are they doing? So this
is what they should do.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, supermarkets, if you're listening, I'm just solving all the
world froms today.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Make them for chip pro chicken times, don't.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I don't want to walk into a Woollies at seven
am and there's a fucking hot chook.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I want to walk in at eleven am and there's
a hot chook. I've never experienced that myself.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
There's always been a steady flow of chicks available.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Depends of the need of the protein for the suburb,
I guess. But yeah, I would fully agree, because there's
been times where it's like, fuck, I'm running late. My
days just got away from me. April me to organize
dinner today, and it's like, oh, I'm at the shops.
I'm just going to nip in and get a hot chook,
(34:17):
hot chook dinner for dinner at a reasonable time to
pick one up for dinner. And it's like, we don't
have any hot chooks. We sold them all for breakfast. Bullshit.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Fuck. Imagine imagine you in the car park experiencing that
dilemma that Malakey going going going into cools, no chick,
no chick, no chicken, and then going back to the
car park far out. Geez, Heaven forbid your poor family.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Anyway, your round, I reckon that would be the worst
day of my life.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And there's been some bad days. You've had a few,
We've had a few bad days.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, my last one for this segment today, and I'm
going to leave this is a little bit up to
interpretation for both of us because Kay, if that's your
real name, has written in and said three words very
simply fucking car seats.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, annoying, the older the clip, the clippers, the clips.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So there's a multitude of clips when it comes to
car seats.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
There's the ISO fixed clips. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
So, you know, is the way it fits into the Yeah,
that's hard to put in easy job.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah. There's also yes, the clips where that it's tightened
to keep your child safe. And I would say that
putting a car seat into a vehicle is would be
up there with one of the most outraged I get
when something goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
So it's like normal day to day task.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
If I stub my toast slightly, or bump something slightly,
or do something wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Slow, it's going wrong with your car seat.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It's not that, I think, it's more like it's just
can be fiddly sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
And also then the kids are always like it's too yeah,
and listen. I'm like the seatbelt, it's meant.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
To be tired.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I was putting the car seat into this loan car
that I have right now, right and I was like,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It's not new, it's not mine. I'm just borrowing it.
Money bags over here, So I'm just borrowing it. How
does that make me money bag?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I would like to borrow some money that I don't
have to pay bag, that'd be great gone.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And I was just, you know, I was in no rush.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I was just putting it in casually because I know
that if you do it in a rush, things go wrong.
I've fucking turned around and bumped my head on the
grip that you hold on to as a passenger, and
I fucking saw laying into the car, and I was
like punching the shit out of it.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
People are like, oh God, should I step in and
stuff that?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Dad? And then I've gone to pull the seat belt
tightened and slipped a bammed funny bone into the corner
of the door.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh my god, I'm going to return that loan car.
And they were like, is this car been in an accident?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Ship out of the car. But it's like the most
smallest thing. They're just infuriating devices, if you ask me, so,
that's what I think K means.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And if you have any pair rants parents, pair rents, sorry,
pair rand, pair rant, send it to us. Get it
off your chest, make sure it doesn't stay in and
you get all I feel frustrated, and you know, at
an in opportune moment, it all comes out. Let it
come out to us. We'll clean up the mess.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, I feel so much better. Actually, you look more relaxed.
Thank you, Ash. A couple of questions before we go
fire away, Ash.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yes, this is a question that was submitted on the
Facebook group. They would like to know, what are any
traditions that you have created with your kids besides yelling
at them every night?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh damn kids, you know what time it is.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
They're beautiful traditions that they'll remember as core memories for
the rest of their lives.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Gotcha, got one? Have you ever heard of these things
called fighter gummies?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
What are they? Like? Little multividam and in gummy form
it look like a lolli.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
So the tradition is every day obviously it's a vita gummy.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not just feed my kid's lollies.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If they're ready, like if they're dressed themselves, get ready
to go on time in the mornings, then they get
what we call a lolli.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Ah, it's medicine.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
It's medicineidamin's suckers, idiots, and they don't know that. They
just think it's a low thing. I've got a lovely
bag of lollies. When do you think you'll tell them
the truth when they move out. We haven't got any
traditions really like nothing that I'm like, that's a beautiful memory.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't know if mine's a beautiful memory. No, I
love it.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yours is manipulative, thank you. That's my whole deal. I'm
a manipulative parent.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It's the kind of parenting that I want to hear about. Good.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
No, we haven't got anything like fuck other than yo
on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's that's something, is that you do it together. We
used to have we on a Friday. It was called
the little Shop.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
A little shop is a little convenience store down the
road for my school, and I remember it's weird, like
core memory, going in every Friday to go in.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I think back then we had fifty pants old buy
Alfle store. How much I got to go with this
as a kid, but we got to pick what we
wanted the little treats. Yeah, I just trying to think
for me as a kid, we didn't really have anything,
just the regular beatings. But my parents never hit me.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Okay, if you're a parent out there right now and
you have a great tradition, something that you do with
your kids more than just like you know, obviously I
read to the kids every night before they go to bed.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
People do that.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
But if there is a tradition that you have that
you think is a nice touch other parents can implement.
Do you actually do you know what I used to
I've got it from doctor Phil. Of all people, I
would say, not every night. Tradition is very important to
be consistent. But I would do it like would pepper
it in. But I would say to each girl individually,
(40:03):
I would say, that's all.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
We have time for.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I would say, of all the girls in all the world,
how do you think it ended up that I got
the best one?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh? Very good giving them a complex. Early. That's April
said to Oscar. She's like, you're the most handsome boy
in the world. I'm like, don't give this boy a complex.
She's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (40:25):
And I was like, let me tell you a story,
young lady. Go on, we go to the archives here.
We used to have a girl.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
At our school in primary school.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I recall this that she got her mum used to
tell her that she was the most beautiful girl in
the world and she believed it, which is fine.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Belief is fine. But then she started to tell.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
People at school that no, no, no, no, I'm the most
beautiful person in the world.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, because you want to say like you're the bravest
or you're the funniest store.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeh yeah. And then I.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Said, do you know that my mummy tells me that too,
And she was heartbroken.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Did you mean to kick off or were you just like,
oh no.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I caught eye that was having a dig and I
remember she was heart I got in a lot of trouble. Actually,
I got into tuble for bullying. Dare I tell the
truth and get called bullying? I remember it broke her heart.
So I said to Apel, look, you're allowed to say
to your kid that you're the most handsome boy in
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all the world. To me, you're my most handsomeboy. Something
like that. Very particular because I imagine him being going
to his friends at school, I'm the most handsome boy,
and then.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I had to break it to you. Yeah, but I'm
the fucking hottest here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I'm pretty sure every mum tells him that. Heartbreak. I'll
tell you just a quick tradition we did have for
a while there.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
It was like a funny.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
One before the kids would get into the shower, we
do a neody rudy and let the kids want to
run up the hallway naked and then run back and
the shower. And they thought it was fucking so funny.
You're an exhibitionist.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
We don't have any.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Clothes in our house. All the roofers are like welcome back,
by welcome back. I have a question for you, please. Now,
we've been doing a lot of top threes.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I love them. I love a top three. Why my
question to you.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Is, what is the top three worst things you can
say to a parent? Oh, let's start with your number three.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, number three.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I have asked this question before and probably not needed
to say this vocally because people will just realize that
it's not a great question, not a great statement to
make to any parents. But I think I now know,
I now know that you should not ask can you
get on with it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
What position did you conceive it? Well, I did not
expect that. Tell me standard missionary sides addle go on, Yeah,
it was your number three.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
My number three is starting any sentence with Look, I
don't want to tell you how to parent.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Ah trigged You're like, well, then don't you fuck me?
Two for you? I don't know if maybe this is
just me being sensitive you mean sensitive? No, go on?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I know, right, But I don't like it when people
would look at particularly Lola, and then they look at
me and they go, gosh, she looks nothing like you.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, DNA didn't get a look into it.
I thought you were going to really have a distab
at something I said once, which was like she's got
a big head. It was just as bad.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I think you should you know as well. And to
top that would be saying, gosh, it looks like neither one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Of you adopted will We.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Had that rant that it was like a redhead, and
neither of their kids were rare. Sounds like the Milkman's
got some explaining. Don't say it, don't say it? No too,
What have you got for me? I've got this sentence
that you say to your parents, Wow, your kid's got
a lot of energy. Do they always act like that?
That's the nicest way to say your kids are fucking shitthead.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, here we go. This is your number one? Is
it number one? Go on?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
And I have copt this a few times and and
like to anyone out there who has said this.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Shame on you, shame.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
But number one thing you should not say to any
parent is gosh, you look tired.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh man, I knew you were going to say something
like that. Why I left it out of my But
that is bad. That is like the biggest kick. You
might as well say you look like shit. Just lie
and say you look great. You're glowing bags on your
eyes really yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
And that that stains on your shirt really make your
eyes pop like that shiit sandwich?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
These kids?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, mine is similar. It's a cheeky jab,
I do. Yeah, sentences that are a cheeky jab. So
read it out to you. Okay, So someone says to you, oh,
we did sleep train and it totally worked for us.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What am I doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
So we've you know what I mean Like it's like
a bit of a backhander.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Don't yeah, don't try and one up another parent.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I think anything backhanded to a parent your borderline.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
You should be locked up for it. I'm almost tempted,
almost tempted.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Now look back when Marley are first was a great sleeper,
and there were times and I would be proud of
the fact that she's a great sleeper. That's so bad
just say your child sucks at sleeping.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
So we have a mother's group, okay, but we have
edged some of these parents out because they just don't
forget them old did you say edge? They did, And
this was one reason we edged one of them is
because one of the mums was early doors, very braggy
about their kids sleeping through whether she was bragging or not,
(46:10):
she did after the confrontation I had with her because
it was going through a time when Oscar didn't sleep.
We're having troubles. You know, we were in and out
of hospitals, and you know, professionals were involved.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It was really, really bad, and I've spoken about it
on a podcast. Go back. Listen to all of them. Actually,
while you're at it, I don't know what episode it is,
so just listen to all of them.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Figure it out, and we you know.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
One of the best things to do as parents is
collectively winge about your kids.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yes, it's a bonding moment, it is bonding, but there's
nothing more.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Unbonding than one of the parents being like, oh my
timmy sleeps right through, slip right through since twelve weeks
and that's what happened. And I was like, hey, you know,
some of us are in the thick of it, right,
And she was like, I don't understand. You mean, I'm like, well,
how do you think? How do you think we feel
with no sleep? And then you do you want to
butt in and tell us that everyone in your house
is sleeping? How would you feel about that? And they're like, oh,
(47:05):
I was just saying. I was like, well, don't fucking
say don't fucking say it, because we're all on the edge.
You're content, be content somewhere else. Deleted from the group chat.
Love the passion from you today.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Well, that's what. It's a horrible thing to say.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
There is one of the worst things you can say,
and it should be on the top of the list
is when, especially when someone says, oh, how you know,
you know our kids were struggling with sleep and we're
in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
There's nothing worse than you saying we're fine. You might
just lie, just spit in my face.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Why I don't you just lie and say it's fucking
hard hey, because that.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Is going to give that parents some sort of right.
He is there, he is, Ashwizz coming good.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Thank you. We started on semen. We're about to end
on semen, then are we we're talking about edging. Okay,
we better get out of here.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Better.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
You have to have some lunch. I have to eat
some food.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
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Speaker 3 (48:18):
We got a lot of good questions, had full requests
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Speaker 1 (48:22):
Wow, that's what yours sprite. Hope there we go, sounds
at the door. Let's get out of here. Excuse me
many you want my own storage? Can I ask you? Boy?
I'm better? We consider here and make each other in
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the day two.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
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Speaker 2 (48:55):
We pay our respects to their elders past and present
and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and horstride on
the peoples today.
I feel like, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Just as a way, yeah, I feel like we can
just be a bit more candid with each other in
all way, we're both in our mid thirties, i'd say
mid thirty still thirty seven, right, so eight soon? Yeah,
but not yet. But we're both mid mid thirties. Thank you,
But you still haven't wet dreams.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's been a weird coming out of my mouth. It's
been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while.
(00:46):
Welcome back to two doting dads.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash And this is a
podcast all about parenting.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It is the good, it is the bad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And the relentless, and that's not right and relatable, relatable, relentless.
I was like, sure, relentless.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Actually, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
We're just gone past two years. Oh we have it
is relentless. Wet dreams. Yeah, no advice given, no advice,
wet dreams.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It has been a while. I think I had a.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Sneaky one, I want to say last year. Sometimes I
thought I'd grown out of this. I suspected that I
had one last night.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wow, I don't recall what the what the dream was?
I hope my wife was she definitely was.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I you seem unsure if you did or you didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Have broke up going And I remember and I said
it out loud.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I was like, that's it over that?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And then you say that I don't know?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Was it to April? We like stop that? No? Was
enough of that? Like it was like, okay, well I
reckon maybe a bit of pre come.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I was like, enough of that, and then I went
back to it was definitely early morning and I woke
up and I was like.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Do you think it was It's not summer. It's winter
at the moment in Australia, it wouldn't have been. Sometimes
you can confuse sweat to be with semen happens?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Am I right?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I tasted it and the consistency was similar to sweat.
Yeah it was. Look, I was definitely a little bit
like uncomfortable. Yeah, look, if.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's been a while between you know, treating myself, if
you will I then will I reckon if Actually my
biggest fear of going into the jungle was that if
I don't relieve myself that I would say normally after
a week, definitely two weeks, I am then due for
(02:58):
a wet dream. Yeah right, yeah, yeah. I thought we're
all grown out of there.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
So it's like it's like a damn wall. The dam
is full, going to release some pressure. What do you
do with morning wood in the jungle? I wouldn't really
get it. I'm not talking about the trees. I wouldn't
really get it. I get it. Body is just yes,
not in an arousing environment anyway. Let's move on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
So talking about actually talking about being confused by things
that happened during the night time. Okay, go ahead, gonna
be cameras because Jess is away on holiday.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It must be nice in Japan. Jealous is she in Japan?
She sent me a picture of a big mountain, Mount Fuji.
I don't know what that means. Mount Fuji?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I mean enough to fujifilm. Go on, yeah, Jess, we
hope you have be a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
We do. You've left of a time.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I assion myself here to defend ourselves like the good
old days. When we first started, it was just the
two of us. It's taken us about six hours to
record this episode. I got here at sunrise.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well we'll get we hit the ground running six hours later.
It's now he stayed the night. He's still here. Jess
is actually bad. She's run it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yes, last night, in the middle of the night, Ash
Marley comes in to the room.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah right, no sticker on the chart.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
No sticker on the chart, and she starts off. She
prefaces the chat before she jumps into bed, and she goes, look, okay,
I've had an accident. And I was like, what do
you mean? And she goes, spilt my water bottle. She's
found a loophole to the system. She's like, I've spilt
my water bottle. Okay, So my bed is saturated right now.
(04:47):
It's very damp up there. I'm unable to sleep in
the bed due to the level of moisture that currently
resides in the mattress, mold will start to generate. And
I was like, damn it, she's got me. And I
was like, all right, hop into bed then here and
I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She's like what. I'm like, you don't bring any pants
and she.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Goes yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, don't worry about that
to sleep, and I was like, why are you wearing
any pants? And she goes, ah, yes, yes, the pants question.
I knew this would come and she goes the water
bottle spilt onto my pants and then onto the bed,
which is why I removed the pants. Now I'm here,
I wanted to go to sleep in your bed. Can
(05:30):
we please put.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I could just picture her going just dousing herself with water.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
In the shower, and I was like, okay, that all
adds up. Fair, excuse, yeah, I think so hop into bed,
go to sleep, and we'll deal with this in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Smart.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And I did have a thought as she hopped into bed.
I was like, legs are a bit sticky. Oh no,
I was like, well, but you know, at the same time,
I was very tired as I've been working.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh, I was like Ellie at one okay, so I
was you know, I was like half awake and I
was like whatever, shore fight, hop into bed.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And then I woke up, and I was like, I'm
just gonna double check. Not that I don't trust Marley,
I'm going to just double check that she you know,
she did have an accident.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
She didn't lie to me in the middle of the
night when I was most vulnerable, and so I feel
her bed the bed is wet.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Okay, I'll give her that, and I pop my nose
to the mattress and I go piss, it's yourn, it's yourn.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Poor Lol is underneath that too.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, we started with loophole. Do you think she's done
it on purpose?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Wow, I believe she has voluntarily weired herself. That's diabolical
as a loophole to a get into my bed and
b still receive a sticker in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's very good, she's very clever.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She's got ya. They're getting clever. And speaking of loophole's,
Oscar has also found one too. He's figured out sick bay. Yes,
he's figured out sick Bay, but also he's figured out
how to convince them to skip calling me and call who.
So first call mum. He's going to be first.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I feel like April would. She'd crumble quickly.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes, she's missed the call because she had Macy and
she was doing something. I get a call from April saying, hey,
have you got a call from the school. I'm like, nah,
skip me, gone straight to Popper, rubber Arm. Popper, is
your name on the list? That's a good question too.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It should be buddy, he's mine, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So he has gone to sick bay sick for those
listening and can't see my speed fingers fingers like the
peace sign, little rabbits um and he's sick.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Call popo, who's rubber arm? What's Papa done here? Because
this is very important. Poppa's going to pick him up?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's that's That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Rub round Pop. Yeah, you got you've got to take
You've got to take it for face value, right like it?
Pop is like oscars sick. Okay, I'll come, I'll come
get it. Poppa's retired. Whatever, it's Friday, you're going to
cam something else?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I would never use that word, would never use that word.
It's terrible word. Uh. And then April, I've had work
to do, so I'm off doing things.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
But how did you know that he was collected? Was
in the group chat and the family chat?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
It was April told me. April said, Pop is going
to pick him up? Skip me because I'm the hard ass.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You are the hard okay, skipped me, stone cold ash Wicks.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I refer to you, Yes, everyone does.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I could break an arm and I think the bone
could pierce the skin, and you wouldn't give me any sympathy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Correct, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I've said, have you laid eyes on this kid yet?
And she's like, yeah, I've been touched shortly. I was like, okay, great,
so let me show you please what she has sent
me of a poor sick Yes, young boy.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Can you tell me what the illness was? So apparently
the symptoms was he facing? It was sw tummy, it
was ummy. It's always them.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, yeah, this is the day. Definitely. The poor boy
can barely stand. Gosh. Is he still unwell? Has he
made a recovery this morning? He was unwell apparently, but
he's gone to school today.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Fine, nothing wrong with him. He gets home, he's like,
can we play? And I'm home, can we play foot
you in the front yard? I was like, nah, you're sick.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
They keep forget, they forget, they go get They're like,
oh yeah, sorry, I got to load down.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm not feeling hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But I always used to chuck the sticky as a
primary school kid. Always I hated school. I was not
built for school. Okay, this cannot be schooled. Can I
tell you something? Can I tell you what you need
to do here?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Because ash Friday last week I had a call from
the school. Marley may unwell same day and same illness,
also had a sick tummy. They're in hurts, these kids.
They're like Friday, Friday the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And it's like a prisoner escape on Friday. We do it,
we go, we don't look back. I can just picture
them being like, you ready.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So, yeah, I get a call Marley's in sick bay,
saw tummy. I know that children who are unwell deserve
our attention, but at the same time, I'm like, my
knee jerk reaction was, is she actually sick?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I get I reckon, they get that all the time
on that phone call.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, And I said, and I was working from home,
but I said, I'm in the city. I'll come as
quick as I can, but it'll be a couple of hours.
It'll be a three o'clock with So I was like,
I'll finish doing my work for two hours and then
I'll get her.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And I also just.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Thought to myself, like a sick by a primary school
was shit. Was just like next to the reception it
was like a fucking mattress, which was like concrete.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And that's what it should be. Should be prisonf yeah,
thank you. Lock them in there. Yeah, she'ld be like
a little pen.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
What can I give that they can't give? Like, just
just lay down, here's a bucket. Yeah, give us a spewbag.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's it. Perfect.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
If it was on a flight, that's what they do,
that's what you get. So yeah, So when I picked
up Marley, she was like, you're a long time and
I was like, yeah, damn right. I was because I
want her to know that sick on a sick base
sucks smart and you're gonna hate sitting there and it's
going to be boring.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
But she was the same dude.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
She was like hello, and I was like, what's wrong, Bubba?
You have to use my baby voice and she was
like I gotta sound tummy. She's like, I'm not feeling
well and I was like, come here, come to daddy.
The second we walk out of those school grows past
the front gate, she's.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Like, whoa yo ge yes, I can imagine. It's like
you took forever. And it's like she's like, also just
prefaces with our kids. Can't tell the time yet that
you're late, And he's like, yeah, it's like, how are
you feeling double? I'm fucking fine now, bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I tried to explain to my I was like, well,
if you're unwill you can't go to the birthday party tomorrow?
I am And she was like what yeah, And she
was like, I think I'm feeling better, fucking go home
to it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
She was like Oscar.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
She was bouncing off the walls. She was coloring much energy,
too much energy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
But like I used to do that and then I
would be like, I want to go to sock training tonight.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
No, you're fucking not.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
One time, one time I didn't want to go to
school and I hated sick base, so I knew that
if I had to fake being sick, I had to
be in the morning. And I got a cloth and
I rubbed it on my forehead and I went to
my mum and I was like, just feel how.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Hot I am.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
She was like quite a temperature, and I was like, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Got her. Speaking of injuries and stuff like that, firstly,
it just gave me a little memory of when I
was in When.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I was in year seven, I was playing touch football
with the bigger kids and them fell on me, okay
and have my head hit the ground between my legs.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So quite like an over extension.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You tried to suck yourself off in that moment, I
could have got a quick leg.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And then I did go home.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Literally my dad had to pick me up because at
that moment I was in pain.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
But what's the problem about.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I used it to get more time off school, and
I was fine because also it was the same year
that Joey John's heard his neck playing footy and he
was in the neck brains, and I thought that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Was pretty cool. So you had a neck brain.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So I neck braced it for like a week to
get a week off school. But I was completely fine.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Hang on a second, your neck is moving fine today? Yeah,
I'm good. I'm back down. You were in a neck
brace last week?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, it was like a week and that was I
was like ten days ago. Oh yeah, fine, that's my
leg now. Somehow the pain moved for my neck right
down to my leg. He's still thinking bon Jovi in
the car?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, no, what was I doing? I was singing Iris
it's practicing. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Anyway, Also on injuries, I never thought having kids, I
would get so injured. Remember I was back nearly like
two years ago now when we started this, and I
had a moment of pure anger when I was picking
up toys and hit my head on a door knob on.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
The way back up. I think I did it twice
in the same very.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Frustrating and it's like I'm cleaning up after these fucks
and I'm hurting myself. That's what I recall from that situation. Well,
let me tell you right now, I've had another running
with the door handle.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What door handles is?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'm going to tell you what exactly what happened. Okay,
so when April goes to the toilet, it shuts the door.
The kid's always going there, that's a mom thing. I
like to lock the door.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, Yeah, If April's not locking the door, that's on
her exactly. But she has a dig at me about
if they're going to come in to see me, they should.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Be allowed to go in and see you. And I'm like,
we all got the bar here, lock it so we're
up here together.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
But also like, fucking dad shits are a lot worse
than mumshit's lies.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Oh, they store them up and then they do one
horrendous shit and Aeopl's like, where are the kids coming here?
I drag them in.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I don't mind dragging him in as a joke. It's funny,
but I also like my privacy, like you know, as
any person, as any man or woman would exactly right now,
I am a stand and wiper. Yeah amen, yeah, okay,
so few of us stand and wipe. And it just
so happens that the door knob is at the exact
(15:41):
height as my dick and balls. And guess who comes
barging in while I'm wiping oscar oscar wicks at full velocity.
A silver metal door handle has hit me directly in
a combination of the head of my penis which is
(16:04):
massive and sorry sorry, and my testicles with my shitty
aarsehole and a handful of shitty toilet paper. Can I
tell you right now I had I fell into the
corn so it's a picture this.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It's a separate toilet to the bathroom, so it's quite skinny.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I've fallen into the crack between the toilet and the
jip rock wall. Okay, saw nuts, saw penile head, now
the toilet paper. I've tried to brace myself. I've fallen,
put the shitty toilet paper up against the jip rock
(16:50):
wall and slid down it like so, so I'm jammed
between the toilet and the wall that has now ship
on it.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What's saying at this point? He was just like, what
are you doing? What you need to be sick? You
mean to be sick.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'm on the ground, stuck between the toilet with a
sore set.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Of n ads and a shitty asshole. God, what a sight.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
And I had to somehow backwards slither out of there.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Did you call for help? Did April? No One wanted
to help me. She's like, you're on your own hands.
She's like, you in there. It's like, for God's sake,
could this get any worse? It does? The roof is
are back next door? Shut up your fate.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, God, you're back, just like and I'm surprised when
you're like a show chavenist.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
No, hang on. But also it was a Sunday and
they were working on the roof next door. You're an exhibitionist.
It's the word I'm looking to exhibition. But also it
was Sunday and I was like, what the fuck are
they doing?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But I've worked out because it's been raining so much,
they haven't been able to finish the roots.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
They just got at the window of good weather and.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Now We've got a little thing going where if I
see them in the morning and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I don't want to see my asshole today.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Wow, wow's joke. How's your penis now?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I recovered? Yeah, thank heavens. Yeah. I just had to
bring this up with my therapist.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't want to sound like being a hero at
the moment, but Ash, I'm doing it tough. I'm doing
it solo. Oh yeah, Laura's way by myself. When isn't
Laura away, mate?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Fuck, she's over and by right now. Yes, she is working.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It look like she was doing you know when you
to take your kids to like a sensory thing.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
She was doing the jewelry, That's what it looked like
she was doing.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I was like, it's fun, actually, mate. You know how
much he's had to go at me about the business
class flight blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
We've all heard enough of it by multiple people media
outlets for attacking I was being defained publicly, and so
I was with the kids on Sunday. Laura, where was
she in the lounge? Champagne in hand? She's flown over
(19:13):
busy class with her sister, and she had the nerve
to message me from the lounge, going, oh, just send
me a photo of the kids.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I missed them.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Shut you do not. She needs to leave it a
day or two before saying I start to miss people,
you can't be like you've.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Been gone for two hours. I'm like, oh, I missed
the kids, laughing, I can go.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I can take him to the airport and you can
spend another hour with him if you want.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Your flight doesn't take off for another hour. Sneaking into
the quant I couldn't do another goodbye. They're serving alcoholic. Yeah,
someone's messaging my feet. It's like, for fux sake, at least.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Get to like, I know, whenever I go way and
leave the family.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's like, you don't want to message April, not straight away.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
But if I've like, for example, you don't want to
give off how much fun you're having. I get that,
But also that's too premature. If it was a couple
of days and she's like, look, I'm actually I missed
the kids. I must have a little bit of balleibilly.
I haven't been sleeping well like I've been, you know,
like make up something for God's sake, yeah, and then
go oh, just you know, because in those moments of.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Vulnerability, you can miss your kids totally.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
It's like me saying, I had a fucking huge night
last night, babes, and god I.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Missed it and I missed the kids. It's like, well,
how about you don't have it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You've got a schooner in hand, and I'm like, enjoy
enjoyed at the moment. So, yeah, Laura has flown over.
She's currently just her sister and herself. They're working hard.
Please and mate, I didn't realize it. She told me
many times, but I've been unable to retain the information.
(21:00):
And Nana was packing the bags and I was like,
where the fuck do you think you're going? And she's like,
I'm going to Brisbane for your brother's birthday. And I
was like, what, So she's gone too, She's left me.
She left this morning.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I was gonna sask sorry yesterday, didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I Yeah, she was yesterday, she's gone now she's gone
five am.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
These girls out here, I'm after Brisbane to.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So I'm currently you know, I'm doing it tough. Do
you also just shout out to all the single parents
out there?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I know, it's hard. Oh absolutely, it's tough.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Just going to preface that and say that we best
preface that. We should conduct a little experiment. Go on
my wife. Yes, what I may do because I'm after
Brisbane tomorrow for a couple of days. It's like a
day two days cause for a state of origin against
the hat working work.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I am working.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I've got content to do. But also it just so
happens to be a sport that I love and we
people I like, not that I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like my kids. You're a lucky guy. You found your passion.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Thinking about going to the airport tomorrow, yes, which I
have to be there at midday.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
And as soon as I get there, I'm going to
send a message to April saying I missed the kids.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
And then but also i'll film it. Can you do
an airport beer? Oh yeah? On your stories? Oh yeah,
she was going to see that. And then I'm going
to tager and good this is a good gear airport beer.
I'm going I'm taking a mate with me.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Can you as a videographer, can you just can you actually?
Can you call April and then be like, god, I
miss the kids. I'll get my mate to film in it. Yeah,
I'm taking a videographer with me. That's the best thing
that I'm taking a videography videos everything, and yeah, I'll
have it and we'll do a little up.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Do you know what we'll do.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I'll ring her, I'll put on a loud speaker and
I'll be like, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
We'll do it cheers.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And then I'd be like, oh, really miss the kids, babe,
and just see what she is.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
And we sit and we wait and can I be
on like on the phone call as well? No, I
don't do that's too much. I will film it in
real time, send it over to you. I get you
what you think I did?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I did try. I try.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I put forward the case to not bring the kids
to Bali.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Economy, yea economy, economy Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I'm going to Bali without the kids. Must be real.
And she was like, no, I just I want to
see the kids so badly, and.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't go then ship anyway, so I know it's
like it's a long way to go to kids.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Thank you. Okay, hang on one question. While we're on
the subject.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
We talked about seating arrangement for two parents two kids,
what about seating arrangement for two kids one parent.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm going to do a video on this.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Okay, I'm going to a video on this because I'm
flying grud Air. Shout out to grout and Not sponsored.
Their seating configuration very interesting. They have four in the
middle and then the windows are two and two.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You pretty much have to go the four otherwise one
gets left alone unless you buy four seat?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Do I? Could I go on?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Could I go window next one across right and then
do the aisle?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
So the middle row aisle? Is that a possibility? Is that?
So I get the two kids by themselves, try and
get a seat in front two Trying the row in
front of the person behind you was like and then
you just take your around and go. They didn't have
anything that lined up, But.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I'm just here about that one behind so you can
see them, but they can't see you.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
So that was an idea. I'm yet to lock in
the seating plant. You're going in like two days, don't you? Yeah? Brilliant, brilliant?
Thank you? I did, thank you? Do you know what
else is brilliant?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
This? You don't mostly progression, you don't love, So.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Just tell me what your parent do you want my
grand parking at the shirts?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
You don't want advice from frangers?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Go and tell me what is your part?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Well played, sir, and I would say that that is
one of the greatest segment songs ever to be produced
by anybody ever.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Thank you? Okay, would you like to go first?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, I've actually got I've got a parant myself.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Oh, because I have one last week. I'm just gonna
get the last off my chest. Go far away. You
know I love daycares. Just be careful how you finished
that sentence.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You know I love daycare. I love day care staff.
I think they work incredibly hard. You know that I've
always been very vocal about my support for the daycare industry.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Most of them. Yeah right right, those of you don't
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I have a roundabout. I'm reluctant to attack the daycares.
Attack away. We attacked him months before. I want them
just pick up my sword. So Lola has been She's
been up up to like nine pm, and she loves
to sleep. Lately, she's been great in that she has
a story, goes to bed, falls asleep pretty quickly. But
(26:34):
now she's up to like nine o'clock. I'm downstairs and
I can hear her walking around upstairs. I'm like, what
the fuck are you up to? And I was like,
are you you having no at daycare? And she's like
and I was like, you you're fucking having naps at daycare?
And she's like, I just had a little lay down.
She's four, and I've said like, no, no nap, she's
(26:57):
no nap, and we're out of the naps, and they're
letting her have a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, someone's and so.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
But now we're back in the cycle. So she's like
staying up so late. So she's tired because she's she's
going to sleep at like nine nine thirty. Dude, why
time she wake up like six thirty? It's not enough, slick. Yeah,
fuck man, you need a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I love a n app And maybe I'll go to
that daycare, can I if you get in the bed?
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
So now, so now she's in the routine. She's in
the routine of napping during the day. They're going to
try and break the cycle, which they're not. They're letting
a nap.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Oh my goodness. If you're listening, think of the.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Parents, Think ill of us, poor parents, And I've started
to do this thing at night when kids go to
bed that I make them feel guilty about making any
more noises after that?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm like, this is mummy and Daddy's time now, Like
you know how we give you everything you've ever wanted
and all the time you need ever And.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
They're like, yeah, we love that, Like why don't you
just give me this moment now? And do they get it?
Some nights? Some nights I'm like do you I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Like, do you know how sad I feel when I've
got to come back in here to tell you off?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Do you know how sad I am? What about me?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
And like sometimes it works, And then when they don't,
I'm like, we spoke last week about yelling at your kids.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm like, well, it's time to go to work.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
And like shut wax slam the door anyway. They hate
the door being shut, So that's now my current threat.
But I'm like, oh, shut this fucking door. You're like, anyway,
that's my rant.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Please.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
I have a rand from someone hither. This one is
from Maddie, and Maddie says, no trolley bay near the
parent parks getting a good park, but hiking the Nullah
boarder return it.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I think there's whoever's.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Designing these car parks, and this is thing might flow
onto a little.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Ran I have really quickly. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
On top of that, whoever's designing these car parks, I
think it should go disabled parking, parent parking with a
trolley bay.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
In between them.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Okay, so it's equal because we just say this, right,
you've got.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
One kid, there's one of you. You put that kid and.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
They say don't leave your kids alone in the car,
and then you've got to walk to drop the length
of the a nuther boar.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes, thank you Maddie for that.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
To put a trolley bag. It's dangerous, it's disgusting. That's
a lot can happen in that thirty seconds. A child
could go missing. Not to scare anyone out there, but
that's the reality. It's the reality, okay, it's the life
we live, especially in dangerous areas where does may live
and the dangerous area could take your baby.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Very true, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
But also I've got a ramp with car parks in general, okay,
And it's not the people who've designed it, it's the.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
People in it.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
People think you pull into a car park, rules don't
apply anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
What rules are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Rules, pedestrian rules, anything like that. Okay, this is what
annoys me the fucking most. There's two things that annoy
me the most. The first one is when someone tries
to cross the street in a car park across the
where you're driving. Okay, there's a crossing to cross, but
they crossed like ten meters due south of it.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Walk up and use the crossing.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
People think that that's like, I'm just gonna walk, not
even look. Yesterday I had Mum in the car right
and I went to reverse out of a car park.
Reverse lights are on, they are blaring, they are fucking bright,
and some old bloke not old, I'm saying like fifty yeah,
didn't even stop to be like, oh is he reversing?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Didn't even stop.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He just walked from across first of all, walked in
front of a car that was driving directly towards my
rear camera.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Death wish. And it's like, bro, the arrogance rules apply.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
If I hit you, I'm in trouble, right, but doesn't
mean you just start walking out like.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Infuriating. Also, when someone goes up the wrong way. Guilty
car park design.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Right, there's obviously someone who's logistically designed this so that
the flow of the traffic goes in one way, but
then there's some entitled jerk that wants to go the
wrong way and fuck everyone's day up.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I feel so much better.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
I didn't realize you were such a stickler for the
rules and car parks.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Well, I just thought you just you're a man who is.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Very fluid, and all of a sudden, once you get
the car park, you let the car park Nazi.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, because I don't know what's coming this way all
across the roll.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I don't know what accent that is. Just the blatant disregard.
That's what I don't like.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I think, if you're in a car park as a
pedestrian and a driver, yeah, you still have to follow
the rules. Did the first time you're about to get
run over? But you know what I mean, like the
pedestrian crosses right there.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Just anyway, this one ash is one that I haven't
come across too frequently. In fact, I would say it's
the only time I've seen this pear rant.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a niche. I like niche. It's a niche rant
was it as niche as the car pike one.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
We get a lot of car I would say ninety
percent of rants from parents about car parks.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I reckon they need like a lollipop lady in a
car in every.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Shop attendant, a full time attendant, not to like, but
to usher people through and be like if there's someone
like struggling across the street and they're like, okay, it's
just stop for sect something like that. Do lollipop ladies
or the people who did the crossings at school do
they get paid? Yes, they do by who counsel?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Do they?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
How much you get paid, well, a little bit. You
can look that up on Fair Work. There's an award
for that too hard, depending on your years, depending on
your hour.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
But next election, throw that car park attendees. Do you
know what?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's generating jobs, help the economy, reducing the unemployment rate.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
And this one is from Frankie Hall Photography. Also do
want to mention Frankie Hall had to look at their
Instagram account, very beautiful photos of kids and families, but
she says, I feel like you would sympathize with this situation.
No hot chooks in the bain Marie at Cole's at
five pm.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's pete chicken time. What are they doing? So this
is what they should do.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, supermarkets, if you're listening, I'm just solving all the
world froms today.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Make them for chip pro chicken times, don't.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
I don't want to walk into a Woollies at seven
am and there's a fucking hot chook.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I want to walk in at eleven am and there's
a hot chook. I've never experienced that myself.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
There's always been a steady flow of chicks available.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Depends of the need of the protein for the suburb,
I guess. But yeah, I would fully agree, because there's
been times where it's like, fuck, I'm running late. My
days just got away from me. April me to organize
dinner today, and it's like, oh, I'm at the shops.
I'm just going to nip in and get a hot chook,
(34:17):
hot chook dinner for dinner at a reasonable time to
pick one up for dinner. And it's like, we don't
have any hot chooks. We sold them all for breakfast. Bullshit.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Fuck. Imagine imagine you in the car park experiencing that
dilemma that Malakey going going going into cools, no chick,
no chick, no chicken, and then going back to the
car park far out. Geez, Heaven forbid your poor family.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Anyway, your round, I reckon that would be the worst
day of my life.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
And there's been some bad days. You've had a few,
We've had a few bad days.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Okay, my last one for this segment today, and I'm
going to leave this is a little bit up to
interpretation for both of us because Kay, if that's your
real name, has written in and said three words very
simply fucking car seats.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Yeah, annoying, the older the clip, the clippers, the clips.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
So there's a multitude of clips when it comes to
car seats.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
There's the ISO fixed clips. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
So, you know, is the way it fits into the Yeah,
that's hard to put in easy job.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah. There's also yes, the clips where that it's tightened
to keep your child safe. And I would say that
putting a car seat into a vehicle is would be
up there with one of the most outraged I get
when something goes wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
So it's like normal day to day task.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
If I stub my toast slightly, or bump something slightly,
or do something wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Slow, it's going wrong with your car seat.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It's not that, I think, it's more like it's just
can be fiddly sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
And also then the kids are always like it's too yeah,
and listen. I'm like the seatbelt, it's meant.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
To be tired.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
I was putting the car seat into this loan car
that I have right now, right and I was like,
you can't.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It's not new, it's not mine. I'm just borrowing it.
Money bags over here, So I'm just borrowing it. How
does that make me money bag?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I would like to borrow some money that I don't
have to pay bag, that'd be great gone.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
And I was just, you know, I was in no rush.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
I was just putting it in casually because I know
that if you do it in a rush, things go wrong.
I've fucking turned around and bumped my head on the
grip that you hold on to as a passenger, and
I fucking saw laying into the car, and I was
like punching the shit out of it.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
People are like, oh God, should I step in and
stuff that?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Dad? And then I've gone to pull the seat belt
tightened and slipped a bammed funny bone into the corner
of the door.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh my god, I'm going to return that loan car.
And they were like, is this car been in an accident?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Ship out of the car. But it's like the most
smallest thing. They're just infuriating devices, if you ask me, so,
that's what I think K means.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And if you have any pair rants parents, pair rents, sorry,
pair rand, pair rant, send it to us. Get it
off your chest, make sure it doesn't stay in and
you get all I feel frustrated, and you know, at
an in opportune moment, it all comes out. Let it
come out to us. We'll clean up the mess.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, I feel so much better. Actually, you look more relaxed.
Thank you, Ash. A couple of questions before we go
fire away, Ash.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Yes, this is a question that was submitted on the
Facebook group. They would like to know, what are any
traditions that you have created with your kids besides yelling
at them every night?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh damn kids, you know what time it is.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
They're beautiful traditions that they'll remember as core memories for
the rest of their lives.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Gotcha, got one? Have you ever heard of these things
called fighter gummies?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
What are they? Like? Little multividam and in gummy form
it look like a lolli.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
So the tradition is every day obviously it's a vita gummy.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Not just feed my kid's lollies.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
If they're ready, like if they're dressed themselves, get ready
to go on time in the mornings, then they get
what we call a lolli.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Ah, it's medicine.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
It's medicineidamin's suckers, idiots, and they don't know that. They
just think it's a low thing. I've got a lovely
bag of lollies. When do you think you'll tell them
the truth when they move out. We haven't got any
traditions really like nothing that I'm like, that's a beautiful memory.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't know if mine's a beautiful memory. No, I
love it.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yours is manipulative, thank you. That's my whole deal. I'm
a manipulative parent.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It's the kind of parenting that I want to hear about. Good.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
No, we haven't got anything like fuck other than yo
on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
That's that's something, is that you do it together. We
used to have we on a Friday. It was called
the little Shop.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
A little shop is a little convenience store down the
road for my school, and I remember it's weird, like
core memory, going in every Friday to go in.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I think back then we had fifty pants old buy
Alfle store. How much I got to go with this
as a kid, but we got to pick what we
wanted the little treats. Yeah, I just trying to think
for me as a kid, we didn't really have anything,
just the regular beatings. But my parents never hit me.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Okay, if you're a parent out there right now and
you have a great tradition, something that you do with
your kids more than just like you know, obviously I
read to the kids every night before they go to bed.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
People do that.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
But if there is a tradition that you have that
you think is a nice touch other parents can implement.
Do you actually do you know what I used to
I've got it from doctor Phil. Of all people, I
would say, not every night. Tradition is very important to
be consistent. But I would do it like would pepper
it in. But I would say to each girl individually,
(40:03):
I would say, that's all.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
We have time for.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I would say, of all the girls in all the world,
how do you think it ended up that I got
the best one?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh? Very good giving them a complex. Early. That's April
said to Oscar. She's like, you're the most handsome boy
in the world. I'm like, don't give this boy a complex.
She's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (40:25):
And I was like, let me tell you a story,
young lady. Go on, we go to the archives here.
We used to have a girl.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
At our school in primary school.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I recall this that she got her mum used to
tell her that she was the most beautiful girl in
the world and she believed it, which is fine.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Belief is fine. But then she started to tell.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
People at school that no, no, no, no, I'm the most
beautiful person in the world.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, because you want to say like you're the bravest
or you're the funniest store.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeh yeah. And then I.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Said, do you know that my mummy tells me that too,
And she was heartbroken.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Did you mean to kick off or were you just like,
oh no.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
I caught eye that was having a dig and I
remember she was heart I got in a lot of trouble. Actually,
I got into tuble for bullying. Dare I tell the
truth and get called bullying? I remember it broke her heart.
So I said to Apel, look, you're allowed to say
to your kid that you're the most handsome boy in
(41:30):
all the world. To me, you're my most handsomeboy. Something
like that. Very particular because I imagine him being going
to his friends at school, I'm the most handsome boy,
and then.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I had to break it to you. Yeah, but I'm
the fucking hottest here. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
I'm pretty sure every mum tells him that. Heartbreak. I'll
tell you just a quick tradition we did have for
a while there.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
It was like a funny.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
One before the kids would get into the shower, we
do a neody rudy and let the kids want to
run up the hallway naked and then run back and
the shower. And they thought it was fucking so funny.
You're an exhibitionist.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
We don't have any.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Clothes in our house. All the roofers are like welcome back,
by welcome back. I have a question for you, please. Now,
we've been doing a lot of top threes.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
I love them. I love a top three. Why my
question to you.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Is, what is the top three worst things you can
say to a parent? Oh, let's start with your number three.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, number three.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I have asked this question before and probably not needed
to say this vocally because people will just realize that
it's not a great question, not a great statement to
make to any parents. But I think I now know,
I now know that you should not ask can you
get on with it?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
What position did you conceive it? Well, I did not
expect that. Tell me standard missionary sides addle go on, Yeah,
it was your number three.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
My number three is starting any sentence with Look, I
don't want to tell you how to parent.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Ah trigged You're like, well, then don't you fuck me?
Two for you? I don't know if maybe this is
just me being sensitive you mean sensitive? No, go on?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
I know, right, But I don't like it when people
would look at particularly Lola, and then they look at
me and they go, gosh, she looks nothing like you.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, DNA didn't get a look into it.
I thought you were going to really have a distab
at something I said once, which was like she's got
a big head. It was just as bad.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
I think you should you know as well. And to
top that would be saying, gosh, it looks like neither one.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Of you adopted will We.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Had that rant that it was like a redhead, and
neither of their kids were rare. Sounds like the Milkman's
got some explaining. Don't say it, don't say it? No too,
What have you got for me? I've got this sentence
that you say to your parents, Wow, your kid's got
a lot of energy. Do they always act like that?
That's the nicest way to say your kids are fucking shitthead.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, here we go. This is your number one? Is
it number one? Go on?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
And I have copt this a few times and and
like to anyone out there who has said this.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Shame on you, shame.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
But number one thing you should not say to any
parent is gosh, you look tired.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh man, I knew you were going to say something
like that. Why I left it out of my But
that is bad. That is like the biggest kick. You
might as well say you look like shit. Just lie
and say you look great. You're glowing bags on your
eyes really yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
And that that stains on your shirt really make your
eyes pop like that shiit sandwich?
Speaker 1 (45:04):
These kids?
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, mine is similar. It's a cheeky jab,
I do. Yeah, sentences that are a cheeky jab. So
read it out to you. Okay, So someone says to you, oh,
we did sleep train and it totally worked for us.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What am I doing wrong?
Speaker 2 (45:23):
So we've you know what I mean Like it's like
a bit of a backhander.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Don't yeah, don't try and one up another parent.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I think anything backhanded to a parent your borderline.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
You should be locked up for it. I'm almost tempted,
almost tempted.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Now look back when Marley are first was a great sleeper,
and there were times and I would be proud of
the fact that she's a great sleeper. That's so bad
just say your child sucks at sleeping.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
So we have a mother's group, okay, but we have
edged some of these parents out because they just don't
forget them old did you say edge? They did, And
this was one reason we edged one of them is
because one of the mums was early doors, very braggy
about their kids sleeping through whether she was bragging or not,
(46:10):
she did after the confrontation I had with her because
it was going through a time when Oscar didn't sleep.
We're having troubles. You know, we were in and out
of hospitals, and you know, professionals were involved.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It was really, really bad, and I've spoken about it
on a podcast. Go back. Listen to all of them. Actually,
while you're at it, I don't know what episode it is,
so just listen to all of them.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Figure it out, and we you know.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
One of the best things to do as parents is
collectively winge about your kids.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yes, it's a bonding moment, it is bonding, but there's
nothing more.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Unbonding than one of the parents being like, oh my
timmy sleeps right through, slip right through since twelve weeks
and that's what happened. And I was like, hey, you know,
some of us are in the thick of it, right,
And she was like, I don't understand. You mean, I'm like, well,
how do you think? How do you think we feel
with no sleep? And then you do you want to
butt in and tell us that everyone in your house
is sleeping? How would you feel about that? And they're like, oh,
(47:05):
I was just saying. I was like, well, don't fucking
say don't fucking say it, because we're all on the edge.
You're content, be content somewhere else. Deleted from the group chat.
Love the passion from you today.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Well, that's what. It's a horrible thing to say.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
There is one of the worst things you can say,
and it should be on the top of the list
is when, especially when someone says, oh, how you know,
you know our kids were struggling with sleep and we're
in the trenches.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
There's nothing worse than you saying we're fine. You might
just lie, just spit in my face.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Why I don't you just lie and say it's fucking
hard hey, because that.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Is going to give that parents some sort of right.
He is there, he is, Ashwizz coming good.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Thank you. We started on semen. We're about to end
on semen, then are we we're talking about edging. Okay,
we better get out of here.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Better.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
You have to have some lunch. I have to eat
some food.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
But if you enjoyed this episode, please we would love
it if you would give us a subscribe, a review,
a couple of comments. Ash Working may follow us on
social media.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Instagram das TikTok, two grants, two doting grams, two doting
dance and then also on Facebook we have Facebook Grip driving.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
We got a lot of good questions, had full requests
come through just before we started recording.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Wow, that's what yours sprite. Hope there we go, sounds
at the door. Let's get out of here. Excuse me
many you want my own storage? Can I ask you? Boy?
I'm better? We consider here and make each other in
(48:46):
the day two.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
Australia and the connections to land, see and community.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
We pay our respects to their elders past and present
and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and horstride on
the peoples today.
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