Ep. 11: Manor Matters (The Neverthere: Anarcus)

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Fraser (00:00):
Nother realm is a narrative driven Dungeons and

(00:02):
Dragons podcast. In thisepisode, Bruce Frazier Tanner
and will try to tell dumb jokesand a compelling story. The
language can get a little spicy,but if that doesn't bother you,
then here's what happened on thelast episode of Nother realm.

Tanner (00:19):
Fraser Frazier, welcome to the podcast. What do you do?

Fraser (00:23):
So the door swings open and I say thank you so much for
letting me out and I haul assdown the hallway

Tanner (00:31):
Archie and six you both have these two guys basically
ready to do your whim

Bruce (00:36):
I guess we're going in the manner

Will (00:38):
yeah they're taking us to the manor and then they're gonna
go join the fight

Tanner (00:41):
I've got a sub a door blob the rest of it

Bruce (00:44):
right well here's your question if he's so evil and
warlord what makes you thinkthat he's not gonna have some
way to get out of your control

Tanner (00:53):
because we've got those bold DOM he has a bit of a
strict for when it comes topurpose. You're right.

Fraser (01:06):
Let's see what we can do to find out seems like these to
the right direction.

Tanner (01:10):
You can feel this energy pulsing outwards from the center
of the mayor before you the twoblue robes look giddy in front
of you. And they look down atyou and just wave you forward
and one of them says it's timehe is all balls.

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So here we are the three of youare at the top steps facing Abra
Lane manner. And what has justhappened is this shock wave of
invisible energy has emanatedfrom the center of the manor.
You felt it? You heard it, thisdeep rumble and the two blue

(02:48):
robed students out front. don'treally seem fazed by this. They
look towards each other andsmile but then look back to you
as you're approaching. So at themoment, two of you, Archie and
six are dressed in purple robes.
One of the robes is a littlebloodied and torn that Archie is

(03:10):
wearing and how do you guys haveMark Bart tied up?

Bruce (03:20):
Oh, I just assumed his hands would be behind his back.
Yeah, he's not really holdingit. Okay, that was a password
cucumber melon.

Will (03:27):
Cougar melon.

Bruce (03:28):
Cougar melon. I definitely would have said
cucumber mountain.

Fraser (03:32):
I wish he had a forward what is the

Unknown (03:34):
password? Oh is the purple vich Cougar melon

Tanner (03:40):
and if anyone I don't know why that came to my mind
first but there is you guys knowthat musician John Cougar
Mellencamp oh yeah fuckingthrowback. As he is.

Bruce (03:52):
Yeah. Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt it's it's

Tanner (03:55):
basically what I said.
Alright, so you guys areapproaching door What are you
doing? How are you approachingthis first checkpoint?

Will (04:06):
If I'm not mistaken they just told us that the ritual has
begun right?

Tanner (04:11):
Yeah, I mean the information that you got for the
two students

Will (04:15):
yeah okay. Oh all hailed dorm loud the one on

Tanner (04:21):
the right looks to his his partner over on the other
side and looks back to you havebro all heard he's gonna be
working for us man. Like oh, hi.
Bruh His

Will (04:34):
power is immense.

Tanner (04:35):
i Yeah, but he's going to be work deserves the
breakdown. Now. Now he's workingfor us. Like you don't hail
like, yeah, he's super powerful.
My guy but like,

Will (04:43):
dang. Now I still have a lot to learn.

Bruce (04:47):
I mean, yeah.

Tanner (04:50):
Yeah. You're a frickin little dark purple robe. Yeah,
you got a lot to learn, man.

Bruce (04:57):
All hell Zeke.

Tanner (04:59):
Do We don't like there is there. Okay, technically
there is like a hierarchy leaderhere. I mean, Zeke's got this
thing down, but like, we're allequals in this sort of society,
like, yeah, we have rankings,but that's just how much we
know. And then as we teach eachother we rise each other up
like, right, like, rock, like,that's our

Will (05:17):
ooh, I can have a red cloak, too. Yeah, dude.

Tanner (05:22):
Like, that's the plan, right? Like,

Will (05:23):
I get it. I get it. As one of my old friends would always
say, Fuck, Zeke.

Bruce (05:29):
I mean, is that yeah.

Tanner (05:32):
No, I mean, I like now as equally cool guy, right.
Like, you know,

Will (05:39):
Oh, yeah. Maybe I just did to look, I have probably
feelings. I tend to go too far.
One way then overcorrect backthe other way. Zeke's. Okay.
Let's just be a team. Yeah.

Tanner (05:54):
We, I mean, therapy would be good. You know, like,
you could pursue therapy. Whatis therapy, it's like when you
sit down with a professional andlike, they lay you out in a
chair and make it a reallyinviting, sort of comfortable
area where it feels like a safespace. You know, bro, like, it's

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just this really good vibe,right? And you got it, like, not
all therapists are made foreverybody. So you gotta you
might have to try a few out,right? Like you got it, you got
to have that sort of connection.
But then again, like you havetoo, too much of a connection,
bro. Because then the like,they're not going to be
impartial. And that's what youneed. It's like you need that
sort of impartiality. So whereyou can actually tell someone

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but they're a professional. AndI'm just going to keep going on
with this until someone in avariety so

Will (06:44):
I've I've literally been, literally sometimes feel as if I
was possessed. I mean,

Tanner (06:51):
well that's you should really like actually just get it
checked out like bro, becauseyou alright, I mean, you can
just interrupt people likethat's, that's fine. But like I
know I said that was we're kindof all equals but there is a
hierarchy and I right now purplerobe. I need you to know your
place. So

Will (07:09):
you know. Well, bro, I'm

Bruce (07:12):
very sorry. Real funny out of people in power. Tell
others to know their place thatquickly. I when I'm supposed to
be an equal society.

Tanner (07:21):
You know, I mean, it's a catch 22 Right. Like, it's all
about learning and like, just goinside man. And he'll open the
door a little bit and then lookback at you and be like, wait, I
guess I'm like skipping theobvious though. Right? Like,
first off, who's this dickhead.
And he points to mark bark. Andthen second before he answer

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that question, like why arepurples going into the manner we
like? What's that? What's thedeal?

Will (07:48):
This one escaped and led a huge rebellion. We're bringing
him to the safer quarters likewe were told to do by the
brother blue cloaks. As you cansee, it took a lot to capture
and look at my buddy's robes.
All right.

Tanner (08:02):
Roll deception at advantage. Yes. Ah,

Will (08:06):
I came up with a good lie.

Tanner (08:08):
You had that information it helps out.

Bruce (08:12):
Know what is it when you know how Emperor Cusco and
Emperor's New Groove he doeslike the little hand thing for
anybody seen that? Oh, yeah.
That's what Archie does, buttowards his own cloak. Really?
Just extra?

Tanner (08:25):
Oh, yeah. The injuries?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, like I mean,that's all right. But reasoning.

Will (08:32):
Okay, so first roll was a four second roll was an eight
minus one seven. Let's go.

Tanner (08:38):
He begins to shut the door. Alright, fuck it.

Bruce (08:42):
I hit him with a great accent.

Fraser (08:43):
All right,

Tanner (08:44):
go ahead and roll the hit.

Will (08:47):
Well, the the ruse is up and I let I let Mark Bart's
hands go.

Tanner (08:52):
Okay. I will let all of you actually I will let Mark
bark and Archie have one actionat this time. Because I would
imagine you guys are preparedfor whatever and six was
basically, you know into tryingto figure that kind of stuff
out. So if you'd both like toattack or do a spell or anything
that you'd like you have youhave a free option to do

(09:15):
whatever.

Bruce (09:15):
Yeah, I'm just going to try to create extra face okay.

Tanner (09:19):
Are you aiming Are you just you just using that as like
flavor?

Bruce (09:22):
I'm using that as flavor.

Tanner (09:23):
Okay, go ahead and slice and dice baby.

Bruce (09:27):
Does a 16 here. Oh, for sure.

Will (09:31):
I like I love Archie's character immediately. Okay, the
plan didn't work at the firsttry time to come to fight let's
let's do this.

Bruce (09:40):
When art man you can't hesitate when a plan goes
already. That's how people getkilled. Already.

Will (09:44):
That's that's what that's what Archie is here for because
six would have been like, I'mstill going to try to lie.

Bruce (09:50):
All right, actually. No, actually, before we go any
further. How do you say thatword because I've never seen it
I've never heard or I've seen itspelled. Oh, it's a right. Okay,
I've never heard it. I've gotwishing misspelled i Dude, have
you all already

Tanner (10:06):
said oh yeah all the time I had a professor laugh at
me because I mispronounced aword once and I was like I've
only ever seen it read Um Don'tmake me feel stupid it was it
was it was a cinnamon synonymfor incorporeal the ethereal I
said they're real.

Fraser (10:26):
Oh my god, you're stupid.

Will (10:30):
God what a fucking do what is dummy?

Tanner (10:33):
You know, my defense I think I might have actually said
ethereal but like hesitated onit or something I don't know.

Bruce (10:40):
I used to I used to like what is it sedentary? Is that
how you say that word Center? Hesaid I used to. I always said it
was surgery because I never

Tanner (10:53):
said injury. I always had trouble with proper
adjacent. Because looking at it.
It's spelled like adjective. SoI would always say adjecent I

Bruce (11:07):
bet yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, all of these
problems are just becauseEnglish is a really shitty
language. So yeah, I

Fraser (11:12):
just learned to read from a young age so I think I
have that up on you guys.

Tanner (11:16):
Oh, you learned to read from Yeah, okay, because that's
that's the issue.

Will (11:20):
Yeah, it's not our fault that you guys are eyelid to rate

Tanner (11:25):
all right. What's What's that? What actually before you
tell me what that damage is?
Mark bark. What are you doing?

Fraser (11:33):
Just before this student who is trying to close the door
is able to pull it close it Iuse Eldridge blast on the door
to try to just blast it off itshinges. Oh,

Will (11:40):
okay. Yeah,

Tanner (11:41):
I like this. So what I'm gonna say it's a fucking door.
You're not tied up or anything.
So you're going to be able tohit it. So actually, yeah, just
just give me give me an attackrole. And basically, I just have
a difficulty set that you'llhave to surpass in order for

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this to happen. So yeah, okay, Igot a number

Fraser (12:09):
so I hold on it make sure I got the rules, right.
Here's how I roll the D 20. Andthen what do I add to

Tanner (12:14):
you should add your career to the role Okay,

Fraser (12:18):
so it'd be plus five now

Bruce (12:20):
I think it's perfect.

Will (12:23):
Yeah, spell casting modifier which

Tanner (12:26):
on your sheet it should I think I did put at your on
your first page. It'll sayeldritch blast. And then it'll
say plus, like five ash. Andthen it'll be your damage.

Fraser (12:37):
Yeah, so it says plus five to hit.

Tanner (12:41):
Ok. And that's your so Oh 707 team very nice. Okay, you
you move your hands around inthis purple energy arcs between
your fingertips and you come inat forward basically. And this
this beam of purple energyblasts forward and splashes

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against the wall and these thesewild Eldridge arcs and this door
handle that this one guy isholding on to slips out of his
hand and the door flies open somuch that it's slammed against
the other wall as it goes fullyopen. What is that damage that
you got? RT eight. You bringyour x in towards this blue robe

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Nick's inheritor and it connectsyou slice them across a set off
across the chest but it isprimarily superficial. He is
still standing but this shockedlook appears on both of their
faces they both ready themselvesfor this bit of combat. Before

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combat does start the one thatyou struck looks over at the
other one and yells bro soundthe alarms and the other one
looks like he's about to run. Ineed everyone to roll that good
ol initiative please

Fraser (14:00):
1814

Will (14:03):
My god okay, dice don't like me today guys. That is a
I'm gonna get the other set ofdice. Now this is crap. But that
is a three pluses zero. That's athree.

Tanner (14:15):
Oh, nice. First up in the order is Archie. You've just
struck this one Nick's inheritorWhat do you do?

Bruce (14:24):
Because the other one leaving my threat range?

Tanner (14:26):
He has not left yet but on his turn it looks like he
might

Bruce (14:31):
switch could you see sweetie coming for that

Tanner (14:33):
booty? Okay

Bruce (14:37):
non-natural 20 day

Tanner (14:39):
that'll hit

Bruce (14:41):
I don't know peg. I'll do another eight damage. eases. I'm
not even in rage.

Tanner (14:48):
Don't know if you need it. All right. That damaged
wizard will die. I know he won'tdie. At this first wizard after
you've attacked him a secondtime, you've swiped him the
opposite way across his chest asyou'd finish one arc and bring
the other across. He certainlylooks bloodied. But at this

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point, it doesn't seem like youcould tell his face and he was
running might not be an optionin the face of his current
predicament. So he will reachout his hands whisper some words
as fire spouts from hisfingertips and rushes towards
all of you. I need everyone tomake a dexterity saving throw,
please. Hey,

Will (15:32):
that's a 5406 Wow for six,

Tanner (15:36):
five or six.

Fraser (15:38):
Nine plus two.

Tanner (15:39):
Oh, so 11 All right.
Matt, and Archie 1313 Alright,as we all know tie goes to the
attacker. So this spell will hiteach of you for is this good?
Can you hear multiples? Yeah,

Will (16:00):
here we go. We're here as a lot of guys quit

Tanner (16:02):
12 damage. Dope, dope, dope, dope, dope. Yep. The trees
that kind of decorate this frontporch, front porch behind you
the trees and planters andeverything, instantly Ignite. So
these fires kind of spark uparound you. You don't seem to be
worried about it because it'snot like it's forest that's
going to burn down but it isreally cool looking. So that's

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the end of bro mages turn. It isnow Mark bark.

Fraser (16:32):
So yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and sling another
eldritch blast but these thesethese fools.

Tanner (16:37):
Okay, there is the one that's running away and the one
that is currently damaged. Whichone would you like to hit?

Fraser (16:43):
Let's go for the damage one.

Tanner (16:44):
Okay, go ahead and roll that for me.

Fraser (16:47):
That is a 19 on dice.

Tanner (16:49):
19 on dice hits. Go ahead and we'll let damage
through. Wow. Oh, yeah, cuz youcan't add your charisma to it.
Yes. Or no. Did we get did youget agonizing blast?

Fraser (17:00):
agonizing blast is on here. Oh, my charisma modifier
to every hit with elders flaps?

Tanner (17:05):
Yes. There we go. Okay.
Yeah. So yeah, go ahead and addthat in there. So that should be
plus. So

Fraser (17:11):
what was it a three plus whatever that is? Yeah.

Tanner (17:15):
Your charisma. I think you've got what 15 charisma? Or
no, you might have 1616

Fraser (17:20):
charisma.

Tanner (17:21):
That's plus three. Yeah.
Six damage. All right,

Fraser (17:26):
we got there. We got

Tanner (17:27):
there got there.

Bruce (17:29):
I'm gonna say this just so we have it in mind. But I
don't want you to changeanything for future reference.
If it's a DC, if it's equal toit, you save you don't fail. Oh.
So if it's, if it's the somebodyattacking and you equal AC you
hit, if you're trying to saveyou equal the DC for the save
you save. So if you equal it,you succeed.

Tanner (17:51):
You know what, let's keep that in the podcast if I if
I hit someone, whoever I hit,and I said it matches your DC so
whoever wrote 13 Was that youArchie? Yes. Go ahead and take
half that damage then. Okay,cool. So what that means with
that extra damage is that as youlaunch this spell out, you hit

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this young blue robed magedirectly in the chest. It sends
him flying back with this as hispurple energy splashes across
him. And you can hear that sharpthe Chuckle in the back of your
head as this guy slams againstthe wall and falls down to the
ground dead. The other majorit's with him looks down and

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sees this and his commitment torunning the hell away is only
strengthened and now it's histurn. And he is going to book it

Will (18:48):
Yeah, is he doing leaving threat range?

Tanner (18:51):
I would say you guys got I mean Archie with his melee
attack on the first one wasclose enough to the others six
you wouldn't be so RG go aheadand roll it

Bruce (19:02):
was a nine hit.

Tanner (19:03):
You swipe this guy is able to dodge out of the way
quickly enough and make his waythrough the open door. He will
turn around as soon as he getsabout 15 feet inside and he'll
conjure the spectral hand thatcomes off from his own hand and
slammed the door behind himself.
And then you will see this sortof magical shimmer against the

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door.

Bruce (19:33):
Here's a question. Yeah.
Can I command my coat of armsbecause I get to interact with
an object freely to use my coatof arms hands to maintain that
sucker keep it open.

Tanner (19:44):
I think you already use your reaction so no not at this
point. So the door does slambefore we're able to do anything
else. And now the three of youare standing with his dead body
in front of this shut.
Shimmering door. It's not likethe door shimmering. It's it's a
magical sword. Have a barrierthat is hat that

Unknown (20:01):
has come up.

Bruce (20:03):
Well, looks like we're gonna go around. Oh, yeah,

Will (20:09):
I've pretty sure that was it. How's that was supposed to
go? I had a plan just didn'twork. Will you guys

Fraser (20:21):
have any bright ideas?

Bruce (20:23):
Oh yeah, never followed the plan it always fails.

Will (20:26):
Going around may be the only option but going around to
where I guess we got to searchthe outside of the building at
this point. Yeah. For a

Bruce (20:36):
window.

Tanner (20:37):
It does have windows like on either side of this door
the the you know the sort of oldcathedral ask leaded glass
windows

Bruce (20:48):
stained glass. Okay, nevermind. Yeah, there's reason
I stained glass because stainedglass is no stronger than
regular glass. I was just gonnajump through the motherfucker.

Tanner (20:57):
Now it's like, it's like the small little diamonds that
are just has led around it. Imean, which would still be no
stronger than typical windows.

Bruce (21:09):
I gesture to the window.
And then I hit it with my cane.

Tanner (21:16):
As you go to hit it with your cane, that same shimmer
that was on the door. flashes upon the window.

Unknown (21:21):
Mm hmm.

Bruce (21:23):
I always make it more complicated than it needs to be

Will (21:27):
a bark. Bark Bark, bark, bark. Bark Bark. It's a good
try. Our mark. Margie. No,Margo, Mark. Margaret.

Bruce (21:42):
What? Oh,

Will (21:45):
do you have something for this shimmering light that we
see here? A kind of poke it up.

Fraser (21:52):
I can't say that I

Will (21:53):
do with my hand. I poke it.

Tanner (21:56):
It shimmers around where you put your finger on it. Okay,
so I can

Fraser (21:59):
tell it seems decently impenetrable. I've never seen a
shimmer like this. Soforcefield, if you will.

Tanner (22:08):
So this is where you could roll something like Arcana
or like ask me questions aboutit. And then I could tell you
like roles to tell you what yourknowledge is of these sorts of
things. So if there's anythingthat you'd like to do around
that, you could just, you know,whatever, whatever you can think
of to find out information aboutthese sorts of things or
whatever you think yourcharacter might know.

Bruce (22:29):
Art is just walking around the vicinity of the
entrance just bought bonkingrandom places with his cane.

Will (22:35):
I'm gonna see what I'm gonna I'm gonna see what six
knows about it as well. WhileMark Mark thinks there's
something he can do. And Irolled on that one. Awesome.

Tanner (22:45):
This looks good. Because you didn't. You didn't even give
me an idea of what you're tryingto do. Just like I'm gonna roll
for knowledge.

Will (22:52):
Shiver was if I obviously I've never seen this.

Tanner (22:55):
You you experience your first naturally given headache
as you try and think too hard.
Okay, cool.

Will (23:02):
I take 13 damage. Oh, shit. 17 damage. So what's your
take?

Fraser (23:08):
Might this this forcefield of sorts be have some
kind of weakness to othermagical items.

Will (23:16):
Go ahead and all Arcana.
Alright, while he does that, I'mgonna give everybody five hit
points back using my channeldivinities. So

Tanner (23:25):
very nice. Yeah, everybody gets five

Fraser (23:28):
to 10 on dice plus nothing. For I can't wait. No,

Tanner (23:32):
hold on. Minus one. Oh, cuz intelligence based. Yeah. So
you have a nine. Like, you doknow that magical barriers, you
know, with a powerful enoughmagic. They can be taken down.
But you don't know what would dothat.

Fraser (23:49):
Oh, well, I have an idea.

Unknown (23:51):
Okay.

Fraser (23:52):
I haven't told you yet.
But I carry a magical item withme everywhere I go. And you see
Mark Mark kind of hold out hisleft hand and he begins to
whisper just some what's soundsto you like nonsense. And that
hand glows purple. And then allof a sudden, over his left
shoulder shoots almost seeminglyout of nowhere of glowing purple
rates. And he takes it andswings it at the barrier.

Tanner (24:21):
You you summon this. And you can you can feel your
connection with this entity. Asyou as you grip your hands
around the hilt, and you swingtowards this wall. So what you
are currently doing is you'reasking the entity to tap into

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some considerable powers that ithas in order to try and breach
this. You know what happens whenyou try and tap into the
Eldridge for more than just, youknow, simple attacks and with
the So you kind of you feel somepower wrenched from you as you

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give some of your life force totry and cut this down. Go ahead
and roll me a wisdom savingthrow. As you kind of in your
mind's eye start seeing thesevisions of things you can't

(25:27):
understand.

Fraser (25:28):
So it's a 99 days plus to Oh, great. Okay,

Tanner (25:32):
so you swing this sword down and and like I said, you
can feel this this energystarting to pull from from in
you your your sort of lifeessence as you're trying to
power this. And even the swinglike starts in slow motion you
can feel in, in your mind.

Bruce (25:50):
I am Batman. Where's the drugs? Where's trigger?

Tanner (25:59):
You ask for help. Help is freely given? Well, you know,
it's not free. I'll take what Ineed. And you slice through this
thing. And as it sort ofconnects, you can see the
shimmer start to tear a bit. Butbut the agreement starts to pop
in your head. Are you freelygiving of your own energy to

(26:21):
commit to this strike?

Fraser (26:23):
Oh, yes. No, I mean, I'm willingly. Yeah, okay. Like, we
obviously we need to get to, youknow, from point A to point B,
this is the way through, allright,

Tanner (26:32):
you take six psychic damage as you tap into the
Eldridge and pull this powerfrom you. And it is leached into
the sword, which then slicesthrough this barrier. And it is
cut down as the shimmerdissipates outward from your
cut. And it seems to have brokenit down.

Bruce (26:54):
But that's okay. Because six gave you five HP

Tanner (26:58):
six did that before the attack?

Will (27:02):
Holy shit mangoes. That was that was pretty dope.

Fraser (27:06):
Thanks. I told you I have some secrets.

Will (27:11):
That's that's a pretty big secret there. Manganese. I
really think.

Fraser (27:18):
Keep trying. Good. We'll get there. I feel like

Bruce (27:22):
he's been awake for like, four days tops. as well.

Will (27:27):
More like two and a half weeks at this point. Archie,
Archie reset me. He is myfriend. Best friend.

Fraser (27:34):
After this, I may sleep for four days is visibly just
drained.

Unknown (27:39):
And then after that, he might now wake up. That's a
problem for another day.

Will (27:46):
Can we hear that? We can't hear.

Tanner (27:48):
You cannot hear that.

Fraser (27:49):
looking confused.
Margaret. Margaret Hill you'vegot Mark Burgess says Shut

Unknown (27:56):
up. Oh,

Will (27:58):
I'm very sorry, Mark bark.
But you did do a good job.

Fraser (28:02):
No, no, not.

Unknown (28:04):
Not you.

Will (28:06):
Let's Let's move. Let's go while I have the energy.

Bruce (28:12):
All right. Well,

Will (28:14):
we've Archie and I are very good at opening doors,

Unknown (28:17):
Archie.

Fraser (28:19):
No, you're not. I am.

Bruce (28:22):
I've punched the door

Tanner (28:26):
because you've become so adept at this. Go ahead and give
me a check at St ticketadvantage or just an attack roll
it advantage. This is a prettytough door it's relatively tall.
And you know it's it's wellbuilt so

Will (28:43):
cast guidance on him before he does you cast

Tanner (28:45):
guidance for a fucking door punch. Okay, great.

Will (28:48):
Fucking Absolutely,

Bruce (28:49):
isn't it? If it's an attack roll, it's technically a
23. Okay, yeah, it's attackroll. 23

Will (28:54):
plus 24 plus 24.

Tanner (28:57):
Which he can use now or you can use late oh, he can add
one. How long is guidance? Last

Will (29:02):
one minute. Okay. Cancer if I guess it I'll tell

Tanner (29:05):
ya. Okay. You don't you don't need it you you rear back
your fist and Kudisch. The doorsplinters a little bit where you
connect. But you make sure to doit near the lock. Because you
know that's where it's going tobreak.

Will (29:19):
See. See Margaret? I told you

Tanner (29:23):
open. The door is wide open now. You no longer see the
agents.

Bruce (29:27):
Hey is Archie Yes,

Will (29:29):
I Yes. Okay, good idea that we are very good at opening
doors.

Unknown (29:34):
Mark bark.

Will (29:37):
Thank you seven. You're welcome.

Bruce (29:41):
I'm already through the door. I'm just they're just back
behind me. calling each otherthe wrong name.

Tanner (29:48):
Archie strides through his torn purple cloak waving
behind him as he walks in. Tohave you mispronouncing each
other's name on the outside. Asyou look in through this hall It
is the ceilings are massive. Itis a an opulent site in here.
Everything is of the highestquality. Any wood you touches.

(30:13):
Fine mahogany actually. PurpleHeart

Fraser (30:18):
Richard round leather books. Yes,

Tanner (30:22):
it is it

Will (30:22):
is called your hat or sex.

Fraser (30:25):
made with real pants.

Tanner (30:26):
Oh my god. Okay, and the thing that you notice is the
sort of portraits that are alongthe wall you see the one of
Chaudry Everlane lord of themanor. You see one next to him
have young wiry kid who lookssort of like Chaudry but more

(30:50):
like the woman on the otherside. Who is rather rather
pretty she looks rubbish is verykind face. But the kid in the
center of these two paintingsguys,

Will (31:03):
look at this really interesting painting over here.

Tanner (31:07):
Oh, yeah. As you as you look at it. Of what are you Oh,
who are you describing

Will (31:12):
guys made? It is made of velvet. You can tell by the
material? It appears to be awhale and a dolphin get it?
Okay.

Tanner (31:20):
Is that a reference to something or? Yes, it

Fraser (31:24):
is. Well, sir, that idea ain't worth the velvet painting
of a whale and dolphin gettingin.

Will (31:32):
buckets that Talladega Nights on Talladega Nights.

Unknown (31:36):
It's been so long since I not remember that.

Fraser (31:40):
Yeah, I don't know what to do with my hands. Yep. Okay,
come

Will (31:44):
at you. Like I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.
That's great Ruby. Okay, allright. Back to the things

Tanner (31:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I remember all those but okay. The
picture is actually a teenagehuman male with curly chestnut
hair that is kept Shaggy. Kindof looks like he's trying to
hide his large ears.

Will (32:04):
What about scrappy scrap scrap what? scrap yard is small,
scrappy, scrappy to

Tanner (32:13):
from his gear from Scooby Doo his village in a
shack? I said Shaggy. And youwent with scrappy instead of

Unknown (32:19):
Shaggy.

Fraser (32:22):
Why does he look a little scrappy? Like maybe he
could fight?

Tanner (32:24):
No, not at all. Okay, okay. Yeah.

Fraser (32:27):
But wait, is this a velvet painting or?

Tanner (32:32):
It's canvas. It's a canvas.

Fraser (32:35):
Yeah, it's a framework like

Tanner (32:37):
it's it's really nice.
It's it is it is wood that iscarved intricately and has like
the rays portions painted withgold. So it's like gold filigree
throughout it.

Fraser (32:48):
Alright, at this point, Mark, Mark is gonna say Do you
to think this would be worthsome money and starts to just
kind of lay his hand on it as ifhe may want to take it off the
wall.

Bruce (33:01):
But the problem is you'd be tracked as soon as you tried
to sell it.

Will (33:04):
It's also very, very large.

Fraser (33:08):
Yeah, my mind could find a place to store you never know.
Alright, let's go. Let's go.

Will (33:13):
We find some other stuff worth more money. He didn't say
we couldn't take anything wewanted. Is that right? Or more
money? We could take whatever. Ilike the sound of that. Money.
Okay.

Tanner (33:31):
Guys are idiots.

Bruce (33:33):
Do you tell me I got the dollar signs knocked out of the
eyeballs.

Will (33:37):
I don't need money.

Tanner (33:38):
Excuse me the either signs. Oh shit. No, I gotta make
a sign for either.

Fraser (33:43):
Oh, is it like a little feather? Oh, thank you. Yes.
Like just a little like softdownfield? Yeah, well, it's

Tanner (33:49):
kind of like it has the little stem at the bottom and
the curve at the top and justkind of like lines like the Euro
going horizontal to it. So it's

Will (33:58):
either with two lines

Fraser (33:59):
I like it. I like it

Will (34:01):
in the middle of the feather it's just $1 sign okay
all right

Bruce (34:10):
it's a wombat yeah Googler

Tanner (34:20):
wrote jokes with a bunch of idiots so this is a pretty
large manner like you can justget from from entering the

Will (34:31):
foyer a

Tanner (34:35):
as you go outward from this I pulled it back from St.
Sebastian I'm sorry. As you goout and kind of the more open
space where these paintings are.
You can see these lush leatherchairs and these these beautiful
tables with inlaid glass in thecenter. And then you can see the
the rooms stretch outward fromhere and go around the corner
down different hallways intodifferent rooms. The human Just

(34:56):
based on the size of this placethat it has to have a pretty big
staff in order to keep it cleanand running and provide the
services necessary. But as youlook down these hallways First
off, you don't notice any staffmoving about the movement that
you do here is kind of off inthe distance. And the one thing

(35:16):
that really stands out to you isthat many of the doors down
these hallways are alreadyopened as you move along and try
and kind of gather yoursurroundings in this first area
you do notice like peeking intothese rooms that these these
rooms with the Open Doorsthey've been gone through and

(35:38):
ransacked. The next inheritorsare apparently already searching
throughout to see if they canfind the things that make either
science. But yeah, that's whatthis this first section looks
like. What is your

Bruce (35:51):
plan of attack? Do you don't have to ask? It's attack.

Tanner (35:55):
What? All right, what is your what is your next move?

Bruce (36:00):
Do we hear anything after I punched the door off its
hinges, um,

Tanner (36:04):
you you briefly hear footsteps and another slamming
door off to the right and aroundthe corner. That would be where
you would guess the other nextinheritor ran off to the blue
robe. Now as you're in here, andyou're kind of silent for a
moment, you do hear like thislow humming that sort of

(36:27):
pulsates every now and then.
Well,

Will (36:32):
if I may make a suggestion, since this is
obviously a very large place.
Maybe we split up. That sounds

Fraser (36:43):
like a terrible idea. We should stick together.

Bruce (36:47):
I agree my bug.

Will (36:49):
Okay, for sure. Then room by room it is Mark Bart, would
you like to choose the firstroom?

Unknown (36:56):
Um, if only

Fraser (36:58):
I had maybe a coin on me. Does anyone have a coin? We
could flip and we could just youknow, left or right. Let's

Unknown (37:03):
leave it up to fate.
Choose.

Bruce (37:06):
I check the first room on the left. Okay, just go. I'll be
your Coen Brothers. Yeah, you.
Let's go.

Tanner (37:15):
You check that first room on the left arm it has been
ransacked. I don't know if Isaid what direction I think I
said the guy ran off to theright. But like you check this
first room. It's been ransacked.
Um, you could tell like it'sit's basically a sitting room, a
lot of formal chairs and thingsin here. But well, give me give
me a perception check. If you asyou peek in there, Archie.

Bruce (37:42):
Is it passive?

Tanner (37:43):
Now you're actively doing it?

Bruce (37:48):
14.

Tanner (37:50):
Yeah, as you look in, it seems like all the potentially
good stuff has been taken as anydressers or other sort of
containers have been opened inhere.

Unknown (38:00):
seems clear. Alright, so

Fraser (38:03):
onto the next one,

Tanner (38:05):
you guys gonna head left?

Bruce (38:06):
I walk across the hall to the right door and I check in
there. Okay.

Tanner (38:09):
It's, it's much the same for this first segment. The in
these rooms directly connectedto this sort of extended
entryway with this sitting area.

Will (38:19):
Okay, is there okay? So when we get into the foyer,
let's, let's back this up alittle bit, just so I
understand. Their stairs that goup? You don't see stairs here.
Okay, so there's rooms off tothe left rooms off to the right.

Tanner (38:36):
Yeah. So basically, to the left and the right, you can
see down to the next wall whereit turns. There are rooms on
either side, when you get aroundthose sort of corners. So I
mean, you guys, so here's thehere's the deal. You can be
checking rooms down here. If youwant to like it is on I'll note
particularly important scenario.
So like you don't need to gosearching room by room. But you

(38:56):
just need to pick a direction atthis point.

Will (39:00):
Okay. Okay, let's just head to the left and start
checking those rooms, then, ifthat's kind of how we want to
want to do this. You're like,I'm gonna bring up the rear and
kind of watch behind us whilethey're opening doors and try to
figure out where we're going.
That's That's my plan as six.
Okay,

Unknown (39:18):
it's a good plan. All right.

Tanner (39:20):
So you guys, head towards the left section of this
room and begin go around thecorner. As you do come around
this corner, you start to hearthis. Laughter And in a room up
on the left. You continue yourapproach.

Bruce (39:42):
Say let's say it's like in front of us on the left or in
front of you on the left. Yep.

Will (39:45):
Okay, because the difference is like laughter and
a creepy ass laughter What likeRight.

Tanner (39:51):
jovial, actual, like every once in awhile, you'll
hear the clinking of glasses, ajoke being told.

Will (39:57):
Yeah. laughter We're still in Have you joined the party?
Way? Hawaii? We're still on ourcloaks, right? Yes, the

Bruce (40:06):
two of you are I?

Will (40:09):
I have an idea.

Bruce (40:11):
Was it boy let's see. All right. Just

Will (40:16):
be ready for anything. I opened the door says it is I
normal human Jason How are youpeople?

Tanner (40:27):
It's a good call back.
Certainly, I guess kind ofworked before

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Hi,

Tanner (41:41):
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walk into the room, what you seeis you step around here is
basically a very nice den setup.
There's a couple of elk headsmounted on the walls and here.
There are these very nicebookcases, a large desk. But
right in the center, around thislower sort of coffee table

(43:02):
height table. There's quite afew comfortable looking lounge
chairs. And three of them arethree green robed students that
look up to you when you entereach of them seeming to drink
from this very nice decanterthat is set on the coffee table.
And they look over to you. Andone says

Will (43:26):
Jason Oh, Rudy, we shared any classes. Oh, I'm gonna as
yes that I'm just got to look athim say out loud 1233. We don't
need to do anything yet. Butthere's three. I just say that

(43:48):
out loud. The one location

Tanner (43:53):
okay. Is if the other one next to him kind of nudged
him and says brown Why would youhave any classes with a purple
arrow?

Unknown (44:06):
Gradient?

Will (44:09):
Oh, hey, as I'm new, what is? What is the hierarchy of the
colors? I know purple is thelowest because that's me. But I
still haven't learnedeverything.

Tanner (44:22):
Yeah, you're on the low end of the totem pole.
Basically, you got purples, andyou got Shaq? Oh, greens is us.
Wait. Yes. Greens. And there yougot blues. And the Reds roses is

(44:42):
up.

Will (44:44):
Okay, so what if you just gave me your three green cloaks?

Tanner (44:50):
While we give you our clocks live you don't

Will (44:54):
he's gonna hurt you.

Tanner (44:57):
Okay, Archie, I walk in with my bag. Pretty nice. You
walk you into battle ax and allof them look at each other and
you go,

Bruce (45:04):
I think we all had philosophy together. And trust
me when I say Death comes forall men.

Tanner (45:09):
Role intimidation.

Will (45:12):
Is that that sounds like an advantage. Oh, that's

Tanner (45:15):
not gonna give an advantage because it's very
good, but I want to give adisadvantage because you're in
purple robes, but like you'rebloodied, so I'll go ahead and
give it it's normal. It'snormal.

Bruce (45:24):
Well, it's a natural talent. Holy

Tanner (45:25):
shit.

Will (45:27):
Oh, shit. They are so good.

Tanner (45:30):
They all drop their fine, fine scotch on the ground.
And it shatters.

Unknown (45:38):
That's wasteful.

Bruce (45:40):
I believe I found one of them in the nights. Okay, so
these guys just walk up to theirlounge. Exactly. I say party
foul. Yes.

Tanner (45:51):
Bunch of in the noise.
Okay. This guy.

Bruce (45:55):
Actually shouldn't be drunk. It shouldn't be that.
Okay, good. Perfect.

Tanner (45:58):
This guy pukes, and

Bruce (46:01):
it gets on you. Okay, I use my where does he get on me?

Tanner (46:07):
Um, he kind of cute cloak. That's

Bruce (46:09):
the that's over me. Yeah.

Fraser (46:11):
All right. Cool. That's a coat of arms.

Bruce (46:12):
No, nothing. I take off said pukey. cloak. And I drape
it over him as I pick as I pullhis glowing green cloak off.

Tanner (46:19):
Okay, yeah, you forcibly removed this from this guy.
They're all just stricken backin their seats. Mark Mark,

Unknown (46:27):
you still standing in the hallway? Oh, no, I've

Fraser (46:31):
entered the room and Okay, obviously standing out as
I don't have any robes on. Okay,Margo,

Will (46:36):
can you help me tie these guys up?

Fraser (46:39):
Sure. I've I'm actually pretty good with the knot.

Tanner (46:43):
Hi, you guys begin to you. They the other to start
pulling off their robes veryquickly at

Will (46:49):
20 intimidation. Yeah, as clutches. Not as great. They
begin fighting all these gussetsbut that was clutches Oh, it's
very

Tanner (46:59):
clutch and they just kind of they put their robes
they fold them and put them onthe coffee table. And they put
their hands up they lean back asyou used to begin tying them up.
So now you all have green robes.
Do what do you? What do you dowith the guy who's been punched
in the nads?

Bruce (47:18):
It was so worth it. Just to say I did that to get puked
on.

Will (47:24):
I kind of pat him on the shoulder and say I'm terribly
sorry about that. But I'm notrobes. He looks

Tanner (47:32):
at you. It seems like he sobered up very well. And he
goes

Unknown (47:36):
that was pretty painful Yeah,

Will (47:42):
it looked like it hurt. I don't have a penis but if I did
I feel like I wouldn't want tobe hit there.

Tanner (47:47):
I'm so glad I'm so glad this is this is the track that
we're going on. You guys tie up

Bruce (47:53):
I thought that was the guy talking

Tanner (47:56):
that he does have a baby so we're always doing him

Bruce (47:59):
No no no I thought the guy the guy punching the Dick
was saying I'm so glad this isthe track we're going on. Oh
yeah,

Unknown (48:06):
I really couldn't really into this.

Tanner (48:09):
No, that's not no put.
No please don't edit that out.
All right. So you guys you guystie these fellas up go ahead and
mark bark you go ahead and giveme a survival role for these
knots do it advantage becauseyou're being helped out by

Fraser (48:26):
699 days

Tanner (48:30):
okay. You You tie up some some very good sailors
knots on these guys. With yourexperience in them, you know
that they've been fastenedpretty well you tie their their
legs up at the bottom aroundtheir ankles, to the base of the
chairs. And they see prettysecure as far as you can tell.
Now that you've taken care ofthese guys, you guys now have

(48:53):
three

Bruce (48:55):
I fucking cut chunks of rope up and I gag them with it

Will (48:59):
without smoke. I was gonna do something similar but that's
that works. Alright.

Bruce (49:03):
Oh, I'm using rope because that way if they resist
I can just pull really fuckinghard and it'll force them to

Tanner (49:09):
yep, yep, yeah, you stuff their mouths Cheeks.

Bruce (49:13):
Cheeks don't stop ticks don't stop followers.

Tanner (49:18):
Yeah, you guys. You guys. Gag them.

Will (49:22):
Bruce knows just he said that was always confidence.
Bruce, what are you

Bruce (49:27):
trying to do to stop yourself?

Unknown (49:29):
We won't see.

Tanner (49:32):
You can't man very true.
hurt myself.

Bruce (49:36):
I know right? That sucks if you try. Yep.

Tanner (49:39):
So very, very tight.
Very gagged. You guys I havethree green robes and as you
look around this room. Firstoff, you see the very nice
Scotch in a beautiful decanteron the on the coffee table. It
is etched glass. And if you takea sip, you could tell that it's
very old. If you're that kind ofperson that can tell that kind

(50:01):
of shit.

Will (50:03):
I have a sip. Oh, it is

Tanner (50:08):
smooth, smoky with a very nice oak finish. But a
slight hint of like,

Bruce (50:16):
good. Oh,

Fraser (50:18):
damn, it's been used since I've had a good scotch.

Will (50:22):
Is that an alcohol? Yes,

Fraser (50:25):
you want to try some?
It's very good I would highlyrecommend

Will (50:28):
Well, I would love to try some I'd say we take it for
later because right now I'm Ithink a lightweight, I believe
is what the term is. Probablynot do well in battle with you
guys looks like we're going tohave to fight.

Fraser (50:45):
What a brilliant idea.
I'll pay to put this in my bagfor later. It really feels like
it gives me a bit of energy fireto

Will (50:51):
guess that's worth about 3000 either. Yeah.

Tanner (50:55):
It's a good guest for someone who knows nothing about
money.

Will (50:59):
That's a 3000 I'm at 40,000 either.

Tanner (51:02):
Yes, exactly, exactly.
40,000 nighter. It would makeyou literally, barony.

Bruce (51:09):
Archer, Archie just rolls his fucking eyes.

Tanner (51:13):
As you roll your eyes, you get a better view of the
room. This room, it seems likethese guys have not gone through
everything in here yet. Seemslike they found the scotch. And
that's where they stopped theircurrent search.

Bruce (51:25):
So the lesson here is six. Don't drink on the job.

Fraser (51:31):
Understood. Always drink on the job.

Will (51:34):
I'm gonna I'm going to check the rest of the room. I'm
gonna start searching as Iimagine we all do, right?

Tanner (51:39):
Yep. One person can roll advantage since everyone's
helping them investigation iswhat you're going to use.

Unknown (51:46):
I'm just going to wait before I roll

Will (51:49):
was What's your investigate? Is that too?

Tanner (51:52):
Okay? It's not too bad.
We can do we can do whoever isbest at it. can use it. I'm fine
with that. Sure.

Fraser (52:00):
I am not good at investing negative one. Okay,

Will (52:02):
I'll do it.

Tanner (52:03):
You got to do it

Will (52:05):
is gonna be the same way with me.

Tanner (52:06):
So I got a 12. Well, Archie is going into a

Will (52:09):
512 and

Unknown (52:10):
a five. Okay,

Tanner (52:12):
so 12 As you're looking around, you find you start
pulling the drawers on the desk.
All of them. Most of them openup immediately. With they've got
papers, paper weights, variousknickknacks and pins and I guess
quills and inks inside them. Onedrawer on the bottom right of

(52:38):
the desk is locked. You do see akeyhole on it.

Will (52:45):
Hey, Archie. Yeah, I watched the door. Come on, lock
this.

Bruce (52:53):
These doors, right? Yeah, I'll check it out with some TV
tools rolls. Apparently I'm notI break a lockpick Oh, I got a
knock. Yeah, I got a nine. So

Tanner (53:06):
um, yeah. As you're as you're kind of going at this,
for some reason, given thecircumstance and it could just
be a very hard lock. It'scurrently beyond your skill. All
right, cool.

Will (53:17):
But it's a wooden desk.
Archie, it doesn't seem likethat work. Maybe try your ex
key.

Unknown (53:28):
I hit it with my axe.
Alright, go

Tanner (53:29):
ahead and hand axe not great axe. Oh, okay. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Roll, roll roll thathit.

Bruce (53:35):
Okay, I got

Will (53:37):
this whole desk breaks.
You open you find seven rubiesbecause there was all hidden
throughout the desk

Bruce (53:44):
and a 16 to hit.

Tanner (53:45):
Okay. Um, yeah, like you bring your hand decks back so

Will (53:50):
like the desk is dodging you you know I

Tanner (53:52):
mean, you hit it right like unless you roll the net one
in which case it just kind of Ithink it would I think within
that one you would still hit thedesk. It just this is just how
much how, finesse it you did it?
And you did it good. So you youclunk this thing right near
where the the key hole is. Andyou can hear something fall out

(54:13):
of the back of it. You open itup. And then inside is quite a
few gyms. It's Oh shit. Yeah,it's a pretty big, very variety
in here. As you look throughthem, you would know that at
least in Portway worth on theblack market, it would run for

(54:33):
300 Either this amount of gemsOh shit.

Bruce (54:39):
I look at it. There's a slight pause. So these were ours
already right guys?

Will (54:45):
I believe he said whatever we found we could keep that's my
interpretation of this bullshitthat Choudry said.

Bruce (54:52):
You say bullshit.

Will (54:54):
You've taught me many curse words.

Bruce (54:57):
My boys growing up Let's look at Mark bar gonna say all
right so just about 300 eitherword here are these gems or
split three ways when we getsold off sound good? That

Fraser (55:11):
seems like the reasonable thing to do I slipped

Will (55:14):
you can have my portion Archie. I'll take his portion
Archie can have my portion takehis Canadian will

Fraser (55:22):
split his portion evenly that's the fair thing if he
doesn't want to have to split Iwant my but I got it. Oh, no,
no, no, no, you've already givenit up. No takes vaccines

Bruce (55:37):
got more important.
Thanks, David. Back.

Will (55:40):
What else is there to look at in this? What else can we
steal? The guys are still tiedup. Yeah, right there.

Tanner (55:49):
Yeah. So okay. As you look around for for things to
actually steal what you likethere's a lot of fine things in
this room. There's a few bookson the shelves. You know, some
finer tapestries, the rug. Imean, my God rugs are expensive,
and this one is probably realexpensive. But the thing that

(56:11):
stands out the most is a fineblack leather sack that's folded
on the bookshelf. Dibs. I go.

Bruce (56:24):
Let's keep that I like that. That's funny.

Tanner (56:28):
You open it up and you don't see the bottom. Oh, guys

Will (56:38):
I put my whole arm in

Tanner (56:40):
there sinks down into a baby. Hey,

Will (56:45):
do you know what this is?

Bruce (56:47):
Now looks like a black bag to me.

Fraser (56:49):
I know exactly what that is. I've heard tales of these
and I've only dreamed to comeacross one.

Will (56:55):
This is yes. It's a normal bag.

Fraser (56:58):
No,

Will (56:59):
no. Oh, do you know what it is?

Fraser (57:05):
That is a bag of infinite storage. They have a
certain magical name for them. Idon't I don't care what it is or
remember. But I've heard tales.
As you

Tanner (57:17):
as you pull out your hand six. You notice that it is
all moldy. So what you actuallyhave is a bag of molding.

Bruce (57:27):
Jump for three fucking years do everybody.

Will (57:30):
He's done. He's done it twice. Failure.

Tanner (57:34):
No. 100% What you've got is a bag of holding. You've been
one for one for years. Here yougo.

Will (57:41):
Wow, this seems useless and I just can't catch it. I'm
actually mark Bart, would youhold on to this? Absolutely. I
would. Archie Are you okay withthis?

Bruce (57:57):
Yeah, sure. I can hold things just fine. Good. Don't
need a bag. We can

Will (58:01):
probably use this to store all our plunders is that the
right word plunders technicalquestion

Fraser (58:08):
here, as you put more and more things in the bag. Does
the bag get heavier? No, no, no.
It's basically a pocket.

Will (58:16):
Good. It's broken shit.
And it's a way to have all ofour stuff be stored and didn't
tend to not have to worry aboutweight

Tanner (58:23):
us. Yep, yep, it's good.
It's good. So that those arethose are the only kind of
groups of things that you see inhere that kind of

Will (58:34):
typically, make sure you mark that down. Frasier what?
That you have the bag ofholding. Oh,

Bruce (58:42):
I promise you. Oh,

Fraser (58:43):
I mean, I won't forget.
So we're sure that plays to mycharacter very well.

Tanner (58:48):
Nice. So what? Yeah, the only other things in here are
the three drunk dudes. You guyshave tied them up? You've gagged
them too. So we did what? Whatare you? What are you doing?

Unknown (59:04):
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Yeah, I

Bruce (59:06):
watched your guy crawl into one of those and never saw
him again. All right. I walk outthe room.

Tanner (59:11):
So any any any inquiries to the to the Broncos

Will (59:16):
before you leave this room? I think we're stuck stuff
in their mouths. I'm uh, I'mgonna take it out. Hey, where do
we go? To fine. The ritual area.
I guess.

Tanner (59:34):
The one guy that you you're trying to talk to? He
seems to have sobered up alittle bit. So like I said,
situation sobered up. So he'slooking up with you. Back to
you. And he's, you know, verywary at this point.

Bruce (59:49):
But don't make me punch you in the dictator. He looks
down at

Tanner (59:53):
his crotch and back up at you and nods

Will (59:58):
of socket. I'll do a little bit of butter. cuz

Tanner (01:00:00):
it's not going to make you completely sober right

Will (01:00:02):
so okay here we go look if you try the ritual is outside
the inside

Tanner (01:00:09):
outside right so it's it's in the it's in the

Bruce (01:00:14):
courtyard care stake

Tanner (01:00:15):
you the courtyard courtyard it's in the courtyard.
You're doing it in thecourtyard. And,

Bruce (01:00:21):
and there's rich fuckers always got a courtyard no damn
fucking houses. Hey

Will (01:00:27):
Wade you don't like rich people either? No, I love them

Bruce (01:00:32):
because they're stupid and they make me more rich. Oh

Tanner (01:00:36):
wait we're using this place to get more rich too so
why don't we just joinedtogether on the just join us?
Well

Unknown (01:00:47):
that is a probation well we don't

Bruce (01:00:51):
but to be quite frank I don't like you fuck us you
complain too much you don't goout and just earn it all I heard
from all you people in yourrobes was oh, it's so hard my
dad ah know what you do you burna fucking town down that you
could have used you couldn't usethis I was just wrong hold
instead. You made everybodyangry with you. You use no
furnace. You didn't do anythingwas skill it? There's no skill

(01:01:13):
here.

Will (01:01:15):
We've got magic.

Bruce (01:01:20):
That's even worse. You have magic and you're
complaining about debt? You knowwhat I got me bad fucking hands.
And no debt

Tanner (01:01:28):
divert? You've got no you've got no debt. No debt at
all.

Will (01:01:32):
No debt. Jeez,

Tanner (01:01:35):
he looks you up and down.

Bruce (01:01:37):
I mean, I might have one to society. Yeah, that's a bit
of a gray area.

Tanner (01:01:41):
There it is. He, he, he shakes his head. Find that I've
got nothing else to say to you.
I just thought we could have hada beautiful relationship. But if
this is not something that'syou're going to commit to just
because you think, Oh, they'revery young and complainy Wow.
Then fuck you.

Fraser (01:02:03):
I reach down and grab whatever we had him gag with and
stuff it back in his mouth. Andface my bug, appreciate it. Put
my foot on him and just say whatdo we do with these wit? Excuse
me? Hold on. What do we do withthese witnesses now? Less
witnesses are better.

Will (01:02:19):
I don't think they're of any danger to us.

Bruce (01:02:22):
I like the way you think my bag.

Fraser (01:02:26):
Well, I think we've gotten the information we need
from him either way, so weshould head to the courtyard.

Will (01:02:32):
That's fair. Maybe we should lock these guys up in
like a closet. Is there acloset? Yeah, yeah, there's

Tanner (01:02:38):
a closet connected to this room.

Will (01:02:40):
Let's put them in there. I don't believe in killing if I
don't have to. So I

Fraser (01:02:45):
do all the killing.
Okay, six helped me with thisone. And we pick him up and
throw him in the closet. Okay.

Tanner (01:02:54):
Yeah, you guys. You guys put all three of them in the
closet there too. Yeah, allthree of them and they just show
me okay. So you, you untie themfrom the chair kind of bundled
them up. So they're not gonna beable to move arms behind backs
ankles tied, gagged, and youthrow them in the closet? Where
hopefully someone will find themor they will likely parachute

(01:03:15):
it. Yeah.

Bruce (01:03:17):
Okay, so I lean into the closet over shutting it and I
say, I see you again. And youlie as a forfeit

Tanner (01:03:25):
that the one that you haven't talked to and also
haven't punched in the nuts.
He's like, he's like trying toget your attention. He's the one
you tossing the farthest corner?
he's nodding up at you

Unknown (01:03:38):
know funny business.
I walk over

Bruce (01:03:43):
I have a hand axe in my hand. And I prepare to smack
this fucker if he startsspeaking any deconnick magic he
shit I'll know it's a language Idon't understand. So like you
might not understand gas. Standthe words coming out of your
mouth. Yeah, I know. He'sspeaking some gobbledygook. I
will crack him in his fuckinghead if you do is if you do if

(01:04:05):
you do

Fraser (01:04:08):
you better not do's bro.
Look, I

Tanner (01:04:12):
I get it. This is like some wild stuff that
everything's going on. And likeyeah, we're we're Bucha vassals?
Sure fine, cool.

Unknown (01:04:23):
I can help you.

Tanner (01:04:25):
I can help you. I don't want to be tied up in this
closet. Especially not when dormload comes so like, I can help
you. There's like places youknow, we got a dude. badass guy
locked up in the cellar. Solike, I can help

Bruce (01:04:41):
you. Out on all right, start over and be less panicked.

Will (01:04:52):
Oh, no. Take a breath

Tanner (01:04:56):
center. Okay, just Like mom says, You gotta be okay with
the self to be okay with theuniverse

Bruce (01:05:06):
when he says that I look back at six and Margaret Barger
and I just give him like agesture that says See what I'm
fucking talking about.

Tanner (01:05:14):
Okay, so like there's this captain of the guard guy.
We took him to the cellar. Thereare also dudes down there trying

(01:05:35):
to get into the armory. And thenthere's also more of our dudes
upstairs with this smart guy,like, historian, they've got

(01:05:55):
this historian locked up, hemight have some shit. And like,
that's all the people that arein here. So, I mean, I could
maybe if I think real hard aboutit give you like the exact
numbers of everyone that'sguarding these places. But like,
that's the gist the other twothat are with them. Even the guy
who looks very pained because ofhis crushed cherries. They're

(01:06:17):
like shaking their head at himand they just look very
disappointed.

Will (01:06:21):
They look betrayed.
Alright, kid,

Bruce (01:06:25):
I want you to look me right in my eyes.

Tanner (01:06:29):
You're not gonna do anything funny. Right? And I
swear on my name, the name of myfather, young Daniel, that I
will not do anything weird.

Bruce (01:06:44):
All right, fire on tar you and I take you out or here
and you make me regret it. I'mgonna clip your fucking head
into you understand? Let me micein my line now. All right. Okay,
I pick him up by his arms in amanner that's not as rough as I

(01:07:05):
dealt with the other two andthen walk them out of the closet
and I'm gonna shut

Will (01:07:08):
it nice. Okay, so here's the gist

Tanner (01:07:16):
upstairs we got four dudes on the old dude.
Downstairs we got one dudetrying to get into the armory. I
don't know if he got in or ifthey sent more reinforcements
down there but that's the last Ichecked okay and then that's it
then we got like a heap of dudesin the Why am I forgetting the

(01:07:39):
name of the out the courtyardJesus corridors we got like a
buttload of dudes in thecourtyard. Each of them have
different roles to play right inthe summoning. I don't know if
you're just trying to get in onthis like if you want some of
that good old dorm route action.
Or if like you're trying to stopit. Either way. I don't care at
this point. Right like I justwant to not have my nuts

Unknown (01:08:03):
crushed.

Bruce (01:08:05):
So that's a valid one.

Tanner (01:08:06):
I want to have kids younger Daniel younger

Unknown (01:08:12):
so I'm horrible. I didn't kids a terry

Tanner (01:08:14):
like put that many things around the like, yeah.
Oh, I

Will (01:08:17):
don't know if that's such a good idea. All right. So this
guy leading the way now

Tanner (01:08:23):
I mean, you've given him like he's given you three
different locations that youcould check out. Two of them are
in the basement and one isupstairs. Which Which direction
would

Will (01:08:35):
you like? Are there any points of interest that we need
to look at before we go to theselocations? He's pointed out
these are them. Okay, sweet. Sohe's giving us the places that
we should probably check outthere's not really we don't need
to stop at checkout every room

Bruce (01:08:51):
don't use the arrow to the plot. Exactly. Okay.

Unknown (01:08:55):
Um

Tanner (01:08:57):
Yeah, so there's there's one upstairs to downstairs and
courtyard so technically fourlocations for

Will (01:09:01):
sure. For sure courtyard is last

Fraser (01:09:05):
for yeah I feel like courtyard shouldn't be less I
feel like has the has theimmediate first to me for some
reason

Bruce (01:09:11):
that's because there's another guy there who could
potentially be the guy upstairsto he's not searching to find
multiple

Fraser (01:09:18):
guys upstairs right

Bruce (01:09:20):
what about like potential allies when we say guys this guy
upstairs Yeah, well well theremay be a percent potential ally
downstairs and there may be apotential ally upstairs and
there may be potential bad guysin both areas and it may be a
potential backup trying to

Fraser (01:09:36):
find potential ally means there's a potential enemy
so but the

Will (01:09:40):
sword capture time maybe the guard captain is the one
that we should release first.
Let's go there first, and well,we can check out the downstairs
rooms. I say we do that.

Bruce (01:09:51):
Yeah, I mean, I agree except for one thing. And that's
the last guy who was apparentlylike some badass turned out to
be a chair. Deckard,

Will (01:10:01):
he wasn't the cat but the armory is down there

Bruce (01:10:03):
either way so Oh, those go? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Will (01:10:07):
Let's go to the armory first. Okay, that way if he
sucks we still got badassweapons. Alright, good.

Bruce (01:10:14):
He was gonna say if he sucks we'll just kill him and
leave.

Will (01:10:17):
Why D? Can you go ahead and pass

Bruce (01:10:21):
to the armory? Was that his poem name?

Will (01:10:25):
I don't know. Oh, that's like abbreviations. Okay.

Tanner (01:10:31):
Yeah, I mean, technically, it's one syllable.
Shorter. So cool. Ah, I've neverhad a nickname before this.
Thanks, pal. Yeah, I'll lead theway. Follow me. He starts to
make his way around thecorridor. He's not like trying
to go very fast keeping up adecent pace knowing that

(01:10:53):
throwing X and X would couldeasily be thrown into his spine.
He eventually lead you to whatlooks like a pretty innocuous
door when it's, you know,probably typically used by
servants going in and out and heleads you downstairs down this
spiral staircase as you getdown. I mean, it's it's pretty

(01:11:16):
dark and cool down here. Thereare there's some torch light on
the walls some sconces. Buteventually you make it down into
this smooth stone areas. And helooks around. As you look off in
the distance, some of thecorridors and the rooms get a
little dark. He's like, Okay,look. I'm not going to shout out

(01:11:39):
like I'm really I'm kind ofhoping with this sort of deal.
We made a I won't get punched inthe nuts. Be. I mean, at tip, a
tip would be cool. But if not,that's okay. It's up to you.

Will (01:11:54):
I can I can tell you right now I've known Archie for I
don't really like killingpeople. Archie. In the two dude,
I'd

Bruce (01:12:03):
rather I fucking love it.

Tanner (01:12:05):
I'd rather be dead for three

Will (01:12:07):
weeks one. Really? Oh, wow. Easy way. Well, you might
get punched in the nose anddead. I just I know him very
well.

Bruce (01:12:16):
And I sound good sapphire notes.

Fraser (01:12:20):
I nonchalantly walk in front of him and cup. Check him.

Unknown (01:12:23):
No hard, you

Fraser (01:12:24):
know, just like enough to scare him.

Bruce (01:12:26):
Yeah, like a buddy's hat rolled

Tanner (01:12:27):
it. Well hidden advantage. Deep 20 plus your
proficiency modifier as he does.

Will (01:12:34):
Things will. Plus twos 14.
All right. That was the tip bro.
Yeah, exactly.

Fraser (01:12:44):
Yeah, there's your tip.

Bruce (01:12:50):
I say Yeah, exactly.
Here's a tip for you. Whenyou're surrounded by three guys
who could easily make you notexist anymore. You probably
shouldn't try to bargain.

Tanner (01:13:01):
Right? So let's just see what will make

Will (01:13:09):
your voice got higher.
Suck it up.

Tanner (01:13:12):
Let's go. Alright. Okay.
So Okay. All right. We're gonnabe quiet. But like, last I
checked. Or last I was toldright? The armory. One dude. But
he's a red. Okay. Big, big badboy in the group. Cool. Yummy.
So like, maybe stuff Naga in theback of the head. Something like

(01:13:36):
that. Like, don't tell him like,Yeah, please.

Will (01:13:44):
Please, don't kill him. So like, kill him is

Fraser (01:13:48):
what you're saying. No,

Tanner (01:13:49):
I'm saying don't Please do not kill him. Like it's just
it's just a dude. You know?
Like, knock him out.

Fraser (01:13:56):
Like, do you do know this guy?

Will (01:13:58):
Yeah. Are you friends? I mean, is my superior
technically. So we'll kill them.
I mean,

Tanner (01:14:12):
I for keeps you from killing me and punching me in
the nuts. I mean, to do what yougot to do, but like, I find I
see you. I

Bruce (01:14:19):
mean, they got superiors, but they're all equal. I mean,

Tanner (01:14:22):
it's just his nose will try

Will (01:14:24):
not to kill him. Dang. Oh, could he be useful? All right,
whatever, man.

Tanner (01:14:30):
He leads you up a little ways. There's there's two, two
ways the corridor leads. Itsplits off in with a wall and
center and over on the rightside. He starts creeping up.
lowers himself. Alright, ifwe're gonna do this not alert

(01:14:52):
him or the other guys. We gottago quietly. Aren't we in green
robes. verbal? No. Oh no, wetook guys ropes. This guy's
naked. But okay, cool. If we'regonna go up, you guys go first

(01:15:12):
because like I'm in my skivviesso like, you got it right? Is
there any

Will (01:15:20):
certain passwords? They mentioned passwords, like,
Cougar milk?

Tanner (01:15:23):
Oh, yeah, everything's everything for the basement,
like the only ones that I knowis dread bubble.

Will (01:15:32):
Okay, that sounds like a fart.

Tanner (01:15:35):
Yeah, I guess if you put it that way, it was just like we
just pushed it

Bruce (01:15:39):
bubbling. And he got when he had too much to drink the
night before. Oh, yeah. And youreally dread it?

Will (01:15:43):
You know? Yeah. I don't really know the feeling. I just
Well, I think I might. I don'tknow this.

Bruce (01:15:49):
But he's cloaks like pull over your shoulder cloak has no

Tanner (01:15:52):
full coverage. You can bring a hoodie and everything
like that. Like, they'reessentially robes that I've just
been calling cloaks.

Bruce (01:15:59):
Okay, I take the robe that I'm wearing off and I put
it back on the guy. Okay, dude,Arthur, and I say, and I say to
the group, I say, oh, is whatwe're gonna do. You're gonna
take me up to him. Making itseem like army prison on your
family snooping around? Becausehe'll recognize you. Maybe they

(01:16:20):
probably won't recognize theother two. So who wonder who
they are. But with you, maybeit'll lull them into a false
sense of ease. When you getclose enough. smack the shit out
of them. Okay.

Will (01:16:35):
We're for you two. Sounds good. I could cast a spell on
him.

Bruce (01:16:43):
You know? Hey, why D?
Yeah. Can people argue tonespills are being cast on him

Tanner (01:16:50):
depends on whether or not it's verbal. Or some
semantic somatic semanticsemantics.

Bruce (01:16:57):
Go ahead. Let's go with your plan. All right. I put my
hands behind my back with ahandout, the handout still in
one of them. Okay. Because it's,I can't knock Actually, no, you
know what, I'll have my canemace in one of them. Because I
can kind of sort of hide thatand still use it. If I just hold

(01:17:20):
it close against my backs, likevertically, because I'm big.
Yeah. And I say all right, leaveme up to the red. And like I
said, I'm not the shit out ofthem of little catch them off
guard if it doesn't knock themout completely. And we'll go
ahead and we'll roughing themup.

Will (01:17:35):
Okay, we'll go about a business. Alright,

Tanner (01:17:38):
so with a plan in order, the four of you begin walking up
to this guy.

Bruce (01:17:44):
Before that, I take a make this make this convincing.
I take my hand axes and I putlike a cut slight like not super
deep, obviously. But like asuperficial cut. It looks like
I've been in the scrap withthese guys. So I basically just
cut myself in front of you guysand I'm not like even wincing in
pain. So you know, that'sprobably creepy, but make it

(01:18:04):
look real.

Tanner (01:18:05):
I smiles all he does.
Okay.

Bruce (01:18:10):
Oh no, he's definitely grimacing like, this is fucking
shit, but gotta do it. Gotta do.
Okay.

Tanner (01:18:16):
The four of you approach a Yeah, young Daniel walks up
and he says

Will (01:18:23):
Good day, sir.

Tanner (01:18:26):
Young Daniel reporting for duty. I got some people that
I've been told need to be lockedup in the armory. And not with
the captain. Make sense? Right?
And the red that you like as youwalk up, you notice you know,
guy in red robes. But he's sithere trying to mess with the
lock. He stands up and he looksat you guys looks back at the

(01:18:48):
door. And you hear a very loudknock. And then a click as the
door unlocks. And he goes why amI just hearing about this?

Bruce (01:19:01):
Cuz you're stupid followers just fucking caught
me.

Will (01:19:05):
Yes, we we took him down.
He is bad boy. Who are who areyou? Who are you? New recruit.
Uh huh. Name name's Jason. Okay.
Cool. Go ahead. This is Mark.

Tanner (01:19:25):
So young Daniel is gonna roll persuasion. He'll do it at
advantage because you guys arehelping me there's a bit of a
facade

Bruce (01:19:36):
on Daniel all right. He's about to become a face every day
and you

Tanner (01:19:45):
the the red robe student, the Knicks inheritor
before you. He looks at all ofyou, and damn. The door that he
is just unlocked with a spell.
creaks open inward a little bit,and he dives in the door and
attempts to shut it behindhimself.

Unknown (01:20:09):
Well, route

Will (01:20:10):
six is not going to let that happen if he can go into

Tanner (01:20:15):
the three of you, are you young debt and young gainers
not going to do anything? SoMark Barkin six. If you would
like to try something you can,based on the size of this
quarter and you're positioning,you won't be able to do
anything, Archie.

Fraser (01:20:29):
Well, I'll try my same strategies last time. I'll just
eldritch blast that door wideopen. Okay, no, sir.

Tanner (01:20:36):
Go ahead and hit. Now

Will (01:20:39):
can I help him into like, Can I also hit the door to give
him an advantage on his role orsomething?

Tanner (01:20:45):
I'm

Bruce (01:20:47):
hitting the doors now is easy. Is it? It's just whether
or not I guess your spell isstronger force than

Tanner (01:20:54):
than what he Yeah, I mean, you can you could, you
could slam into it as well. Andyeah, see, and that'll give it
advantage. Sure. I'll allowthat.

Fraser (01:21:03):
Okay, all right. Well, I rolled it to Okay,

Will (01:21:05):
no, roll again. Roll the nine Okay. Plus,

Fraser (01:21:11):
plus what my charisma which is fine.

Tanner (01:21:14):
So 1414 All right. You You see this door he gets in
real quick and tries to swing itbehind him. Your elders blast
comes out. And you hear the doorclick right as this spell out
his cantrips splashes againstthe door you can see it arcing

(01:21:34):
through the knots and everythingin the in the door, but it does
not break it or swing it open.

Will (01:21:42):
Son of a bitch. Got every time we try to do things the
right way doesn't turn out goodat all. So I

Bruce (01:21:49):
tell you, you should just fucking hit him.

Tanner (01:21:52):
Young Daniel looks back at you guys and go.

Bruce (01:21:56):
Guys, don't worry. I got this. I got to do with my life
picking set.

Tanner (01:22:01):
Okay. You're not getting in here. You roughyeds You're
looking Look, you're too old.

Bruce (01:22:11):
Now that's ageist. Yeah.

Will (01:22:13):
Well, I'm also a college boy. Clever.

Bruce (01:22:18):
I gotta eat to my they use tools. Click Click Click.

Tanner (01:22:21):
Click. The door unlocks.

Bruce (01:22:24):
I kicked that mother. No, I punch that motherfucker open.

Unknown (01:22:27):
Okay. All right, roll the hit

Tanner (01:22:34):
we'll just see how much force you put forward into this
pouch. 12 plus your Did you addyour

Bruce (01:22:43):
consistency because it's

Tanner (01:22:44):
you're proficient at punching doors.

Will (01:22:48):
14 at this point is push a lot of Yeah.

Tanner (01:22:51):
You punch the door open and you see him as soon as he
jumps out the way it startsmaking this spell in his hands
flames flickering. And you seethis this ball of fire get
larger and larger. And he saystake one more step and I will
send you into nothing but burntcrisps.

Bruce (01:23:12):
How far away am I from

Tanner (01:23:13):
and at this point you're you're he's bounced back about
1015 feet as you look into theroom. It's not very large you
can see there's basically justshelves and things lined on the
wall. It is a pretty wellstocked armory. So but like
trying to run through the rowsof weaponry and things like that
would be a little

Unknown (01:23:33):
difficult.

Tanner (01:23:37):
So nothing is between you and him.

Bruce (01:23:40):
That's what I was. Yeah, okay. All

Will (01:23:41):
right. So I think the most appropriate thing is to try to
be diplomatic. Wait, listen,we're not here to hurt anyone.
We're here to help. I would liketo help you

Bruce (01:23:54):
Tanner while he's talking I prepare an action to rage and
charges this guy if he in anyway shape or form seems like he
is about to attack us okay?
Aside you know obviously like ifhe Twitch is basically like it's
on go ahead

Will (01:24:07):
but if you ever see the if you ever see the spell fireball
cast Fraser by the way, just run

Bruce (01:24:13):
joke or get very close.
So you take them with you.

Will (01:24:16):
Tender uses the way word fireball just

Tanner (01:24:19):
so

Fraser (01:24:20):
good to just Okay, gotcha.

Tanner (01:24:22):
Six, go ahead and roll persuasion. And at it, it's not
to save his life. It is a normalrole.

Bruce (01:24:35):
What would save his life because if he hit me with it,
take him well it is but it's notlike it's not. I know it's not
actually a helpful Yeah, it'snot for his good. Yeah.

Will (01:24:46):
Okay, that is a 17 on dice. Plus zero minus one. So 16

Tanner (01:24:54):
Alright, it was It wasn't 16 I was like, Oh shit.
Oh, shit. All right. He begantends to take a step back and
kind of lowers his hand stillhas the ball of fire moving
around to them and says, I willGarin T our mutual destruction.

(01:25:16):
If you make any moves, I willburn this down. Why though?

Will (01:25:23):
That seems very silly.
Because do you have no selfpreservation?

Tanner (01:25:30):
We've worked too hard for this for some whoever you
are to come in and derail it.

Will (01:25:38):
Oh, I look forward to meeting Doran Lal ha

Unknown (01:25:44):
don't we all what do you want? Right mark?

Will (01:25:49):
He's been telling me so many good things. Yes, very much
so.

Fraser (01:25:54):
I'm very intrigued to meet this person. First person
entity this entity

Will (01:26:01):
we are just here to meet dorm Well, that's it. Once we do
that, we're gone by

Fraser (01:26:08):
he's right. You know we don't come meaning you any harm.

Will (01:26:12):
We're looking for information. Go ahead. And

Tanner (01:26:19):
either one of you can roll deception advantage.
Probably how's your deception?

Will (01:26:26):
frayed

Fraser (01:26:27):
feel like yeah, that my my deception was

Will (01:26:30):
minus negative one.

Fraser (01:26:32):
Minus plus five. I'll roll it.

Unknown (01:26:34):
Yes.

Will (01:26:35):
Advantage roll two

Fraser (01:26:36):
sets a 16 on die, so 21.
Cool. Yeah, I'll take versal

Tanner (01:26:43):
okay. You could you could see this fireball that
he's holding is now singeing hisgloves. The Embers are flicking
off some of the leather. And hebrings his hands around each
other and the fireball starts todissipate. He scratches his
forehead and says,

Unknown (01:27:05):
I

Tanner (01:27:08):
don't know who you are.
If it is that you're just tryingto meet dorm loud. It is very
strange that you found out aboutthis little operation about that

Will (01:27:20):
particular part of it. So why don't you Zeke invited us
here personally. Huh? Why didn'tyou lead with that? Didn't seem
pertinent at the time. So thenwhy attack? They tried to stop
us. Archie tried to tell them Itechnically haven't attacked you

(01:27:41):
yet. Okay, you attack the door.
How about that?

Bruce (01:27:46):
No, I forcefully opened it.

Will (01:27:50):
What's the difference? I was trying to open it. There's a
handle you unlocked it

Unknown (01:27:58):
I don't use handles.

Will (01:28:00):
I guess the whole person

Tanner (01:28:02):
Okay, all right.

Will (01:28:07):
He does. It's uh Okay, so

Tanner (01:28:09):
he doesn't do it

Will (01:28:10):
I do I do it real fast. He doesn't say nope okay, it's
actually a he's parallel for oneminute pretty

Tanner (01:28:19):
familiar sight to the two of you. You can see this
green light to come up frombeneath him and he stands there
still as as he still and you cannow look into the room without
having to worry about him. Againit's a it's a pretty well
stocked armory for a localmilitia. There are you know,

(01:28:42):
plenty of standard weaponry inhere if there was anything that
you were looking for to kind ofreplace what you might have. You
could find it any sort ofstandard armor that isn't like
Plate Mail. You know, withinreason. You could find it in
here so studded leather. Secondtear medium armor. I like

Fraser (01:29:05):
to be diplomatic

Will (01:29:08):
too, too. As soon as you I was waiting for him to let go of
the fireball as soon as he did.
I mean it took a little longerbut that's just funny how it
turned from a very tensesituation to here's what you can
shop for in this

Bruce (01:29:24):
I turned around I turned around to six as he as he does
this nicely. He a fuckinglearning might. Hey,

Will (01:29:31):
I that's the most I've ever lied. That was a lot of
lies. A whole lot of love. Ican't believe how many lies I
just told.

Fraser (01:29:40):
You look like you've been doing it for quite a while.
Good

Unknown (01:29:43):
work.

Bruce (01:29:44):
Archie taught me how long is it going to be like that? One
minute

Will (01:29:47):
you'd have one minute to tie him up and I would suggest
doing that now. Probablysomething in his mouth.

Bruce (01:29:53):
I go to time right

Tanner (01:29:56):
yeah, you use some of the rope in your in your
satchel? Your pack. Alright,cool. Yeah. You tie him up and
gag him.

Bruce (01:30:02):
Is this also where the food is kept? No. This is just
farmers kind of stuff a wholeloaf of bread in his mouth is
that is that correctly

Fraser (01:30:09):
just just nothing armors

Tanner (01:30:12):
weapons and there's a few things that look certainly
nicer in here you'd have tosearch around to see if anything
is a value. But also bro there'sgive me

Will (01:30:19):
there's a Red Bull crossbow

Fraser (01:30:23):
some good armor, but I'm not particularly concerned with
any of these weapons. I haveweapons of my own.

Will (01:30:30):
Alright, guys, it looks like I give I want to give the
green robe to young Daniel, bythe way.

Tanner (01:30:36):
He already has already has Archie's robe.

Bruce (01:30:38):
I gave him my Oh,

Will (01:30:39):
Archie. Would you like to be the red robe or the green
robe?

Bruce (01:30:44):
My red crimson esque clothing already? Do you really
have to ask my I know that you

Will (01:30:51):
like to hit people instead of talk. Just point to us. We'll
do the talking Mark bark You didgreat there by the way. I

Fraser (01:31:00):
didn't do much six you really did all the talking
yourself and good on you sir.

Will (01:31:04):
It was it was great backup. I'm so used to doing
this by myself. I know we

Fraser (01:31:10):
only got one minute.

Will (01:31:12):
I know we've already tied him up.

Bruce (01:31:13):
Yeah, I was gonna say do you want me to roll to tie him
up since he's not?

Tanner (01:31:17):
He's not able to? You do it you do it. Okay.

Will (01:31:20):
I leaned down to him and I said I'm very sorry for lying. I
don't typically lie.

Tanner (01:31:25):
When you say that I need you to give me it's a coin flip.
So any day odds or evens?

Will (01:31:33):
I'll choose evens are going to default that's a four
so I guess that's in my favor.
Hopefully

Tanner (01:31:41):
you get a quick nudge in your memory banks. A little
tickle of recollection. And itis a scenario in which real
human Jason is having our shitconversation with a

Will (01:32:02):
child this is my first real flashback what okay all
right what's the conversation

Tanner (01:32:11):
you have a conversation with this child and it is the
child's looking up at you thatyou send some familiarity with
this kid and the child says butwe'll do babies come from

Unknown (01:32:35):
oh my god and

Will (01:32:38):
with Am I in the flashback playing? Can I tell him we're
babies? You can

Tanner (01:32:42):
you can choose to decide but there is with with odd or
with evens and calling it youcan decide to respond however
you'd like.

Will (01:32:59):
Okay, first of all, I gotta get back into my other my
JSON voice.

Tanner (01:33:03):
Oh god. Will you see

Unknown (01:33:08):
when a man's

Will (01:33:10):
penis gets Wow, round

Tanner (01:33:13):
this child is like six

Will (01:33:19):
certainly hope you're not my child. Is all I'm saying out
loud with my mouth. Oh, wait,no, I think it's better if you
are much out Wait, I don't knowthis is bad all the way around.
Just go ask your mother.

Tanner (01:33:35):
That's your response.
Okay. So, when you when you cometo from this particular vision
and it fades. The thing thatsticks with you is that you
know, your connection to truthand lies is one of deflection.
The old you was not interestedin telling others a particular

(01:34:03):
truth. But deflecting from thismemory is what you gather Hmm.
Well,

Will (01:34:16):
so my eyes kind of went dark again. You heard a blink
donkey. So you just say

Bruce (01:34:24):
what are you doing the six?

Will (01:34:26):
You just see me standing there for like 30 seconds and I
come to

Unknown (01:34:29):
and I say

Bruce (01:34:31):
are sorry. You come to and I'm shaking this asshole.

Will (01:34:35):
Archie. Wait. It's not his fault. I Artie I just had my
first real memory. Mark Mark Iknow. Oh, well.

Bruce (01:34:46):
I'm sorry. red cloak. I pat him on the head very like
just you know? Yeah, just verylike like he's he's homeless.

Will (01:34:57):
Mark Mark if you want that you should know about me is I
don't remember living past fouryears ago. If if even that
that's a guess at best. So,memory that's a big deal.

Fraser (01:35:09):
You don't remember being a lot. Were you alive?

Unknown (01:35:14):
Can you keep a secret?

Fraser (01:35:16):
Yeah, I keep many secrets.

Will (01:35:20):
I'm a fucking robot

Bruce (01:35:26):
fucking Correct. I

Fraser (01:35:27):
something is a bit too.
too stiff about your makeup whenI first tapped on your shoulder.

Bruce (01:35:34):
I gave him something was a punch to the shoulder. Either.
You've

Fraser (01:35:37):
been working out quite a lot or your mate have not skin.

Will (01:35:41):
Archie Archie is really wearing off on me. I'm gonna
stop cursing Archie. No offense,but you sound better cursing
than I do.

Unknown (01:35:50):
No, fuck that

Fraser (01:35:51):
everyone can curse.

Bruce (01:35:54):
Oh, it just takes practice xx don't worry about
it.

Fraser (01:35:57):
No, I'm fucking with you.

Bruce (01:35:59):
Do you know what that means?

Will (01:36:01):
Yes, I learned it from St.
Sebastian. Now we already havethis conversation.

Bruce (01:36:05):
All right.

Tanner (01:36:06):
Since you guys are trying to fight someone in here
if you're trying to search foranything good role
investigation. If you're allworking towards it, whoever has
the best can do that advantage.

Unknown (01:36:17):
Well, I rolled an

Will (01:36:18):
18 I didn't know I didn't let you finish your sin enough
19 plus zero.

Tanner (01:36:24):
As you guys are searching through here you find

Will (01:36:30):
three interesting things.
The first

Tanner (01:36:36):
is a well worn shield with a steel band around it.
It's actually a pretty tallshield like a heater shield. But
still something you can carrywith one hand and fight with the
other. And it on the front of ithas indentations and a lot of

(01:36:58):
them. So it has been used but Imean looking at this thing it is
it's a very interesting shield.
I'll say say as much. The otherinteresting piece that you can
find is this great X hanging onthe wall and it is also very
worn if you take a look at it.

(01:37:23):
It is a felling axe made forcutting large trees. The third
thing that you notice is anempty stand. That would
perfectly fit a wand

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