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Will (00:00):
Nother realm is a
narrative driven tabletop RPG
podcast. For this season, we'reusing the d&d five e rules,
kinda. The language can get alittle spicy, but if that
doesn't bother you, I will and Iplay six divers
Bruce (00:17):
and I'm the voice of
Archie.
Fraser (00:18):
I'm Fraser and I play
Mark bark smooth.
Tanner (00:21):
And I'm your game master
Tanner. And this is what
happened on the last episode ofNother realm, the Neverthere
there. What you notice as youjump out this window is the
massive glowing green bubble inthe center. Inside you see five
red robes students chantingaround a jagged white stone
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that's about the size of yourhead.
Bruce (00:44):
It's time for the Black
Wolf to hunt. And the face will
be plentiful.
Tanner (00:49):
You are rushing right
behind commander horn through
the door through
Bruce (00:54):
the door. As Archie tears
the door open and sees them he
goes because he's in a battlerage,
Fraser (01:04):
we're attacking the
bubble. Let's do it go.
Tanner (01:06):
I will give you
additional bonus if you let the
sword leech health from you. Themore health you give, the
stronger the attack on this.
Fraser (01:18):
Alright, I'll just make
it even 15 will be 20 So I'll be
at four.
Tanner (01:23):
That was the number I'm
looking for.
Will (01:25):
Yes, taste I'm trying to
stop dorm loud.
Tanner (01:29):
I provide no answers
sign or I take my leave.
Will (01:40):
Big number six. On the
paper.
Tanner (01:43):
Their hand once again
reaches towards the bubble and
scratches down in these claws ofshadow as a tear opens in it
Will (01:53):
a jump through Zeke
Leadfoot. Nice to meet you.
Tanner (02:44):
Now that the two of you
have breached the bubble what
you feel at least for you six isa familiar sensation. One that
you've both cast before and feltback in the gallery. Inside the
gallery, the gallery in thegallery.
Will (03:03):
Oh, got it. Yeah,
Tanner (03:06):
so this this energy
comes up from the ground and
actually, you hear it moveoutward from the center of the
bubble. Boom, boom, boom, boom,boom. And all of this power
that's been saved up in thestone before you spreads
outwards. I need everyone on thebattlefield. Which is all of you
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I need all of you including LordCommander Howard to go ahead and
make a wisdom saving throwplease.
Will (03:34):
Nope. I was about to ask
you. We get to save against this
Bruce (03:38):
12 plus 214 15 Okay, plus
550
Tanner (03:44):
Nice, but not nice
enough. I got a role for
literally everyone on the field.
This does feel like an abnormalhold person as if it is just a
failsafe for for anyone enteringthis.
Will (04:01):
They have I was really
happy about my templates five.
Tanner (04:04):
All of the blues and the
greens outside of the bubble are
are still there caught in thespell as well. The four reds
inside only one of them resistthe spell. And Zeke Lightfoot
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meets your eyes six and saysWhat the fuck does he say? Now I
had something for like everyscenario when things broke down
not you guys pop it into fuckingbubble I guess I had plenty of
time to think about it and Ididn't just Oh shit.
Bruce (04:46):
Mark Mark we have here.
Tanner (04:51):
He says he says You boys
have been causing a lot of
trouble now, aren't you?
Will (04:59):
Well, depends on What you
mean by trouble? Seems like
you're the one creating trouble,
Tanner (05:03):
though you've been
fucking my shit up all day. And
and that's the that's what hesays until it's Mark barkston.
Mark, Mark, what do you do?
Fraser (05:11):
Okay, I'm gonna speak to
Zeke and say,
Bruce (05:13):
what's the purpose of all
this?
Tanner (05:16):
Oh,
perfect fucking question, dude.
All right, um, he lowers hishands a head turns his head to
make eye contact with you theglow in his eyes dissipate. Now
you can see there, just thispale blue. He looks over at you
and looks you up and down for asecond and responds. The boys
needed to purpose. And this isthe one that I've given them. So
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if you don't like it, you couldsuck my balls.
Bruce (05:50):
You can take your head
and stuff it on my kilt.
Tanner (05:56):
However, he does very
quickly realize something. And
he says, Wait, weren't you theone in the jail cell? Locked up
before we started this site?
Fraser (06:10):
I don't I don't remember
being locked up in a jail. So
you must have me confused withsomeone else?
Tanner (06:14):
Oh, no, I fucking
remember who you were.
Fraser (06:17):
So you say you have to
give these guys a purpose? What
is the purpose? Who is dormloud? Why are you summoning it?
Tanner (06:24):
It's funny. They, they
come and they tell you that you
have the aptitude? Right? Youhave the aptitude? Come join our
school. And what they don't tellyou is that there's a debt. And
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they come to your parents. Theysay oh, hey, you bring your poor
child will take care of themwill pay for their school and I
came from nothing. Right? Theybrought me in, they taught me.
They didn't tell me about thedebt. And the debt keeps on
stacking everything you learnthat keeps on stacking. And then
they say oh, don't worry aboutit. You could take a job, we'll
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send you out on jobs. So you canget rid of some of that debt.
Right? So we say yeah, allright. Well go and take care of
that. What you need from us,we'll use our magic, the things
you've taught us seems onlyfair. But then you come back and
they teach you more. Because itwasn't enough to pay off your
debt. You've got to get higherpaying jobs. In order to do
that. You've got to learn more,right? So so then what happens?
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You go out and you do more jobsfor them. You come back, you
still have debt, and it keepsstacking up over and over and
over again. Do you think that'sfair? For them to take children
and say here's your somethingyou could do be above the
station that your parents arein? You don't have to be a
farmer you can be something muchgreater. Do you think that's
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fair?
Will (07:55):
Does it do? Doesn't your
anger seem a bit misplaced?
Tanner (08:03):
Who have I placed my
anger on that misplaced? Who
didn't deserve it in thissituation? Who have we hurt that
you think didn't deserve it?
Will (08:14):
Oh, everybody that wasn't
you know? You your legal
guardians wouldn't be theirresponsibility to keep you out
of bad decision making. Or Ormaybe maybe it was your
responsibility.
Tanner (08:31):
As a child, it was my
responsibility to learn and to
know these things and asuneducated people our parents
should have known these things.
A school comes in with so muchprestige said we've got this
covered basically buying thesechildren put them in to a form
of indentured servitude, cuttingyou off from learning unless you
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pay off your debt.
Will (08:55):
That sounds like slavery.
Were you a slave?
Tanner (08:58):
I was not in so many
exact words. No, but I am I am
owned by the school is point nowaren't they?
Fraser (09:08):
You made a bad decision
suck it up kid.
Tanner (09:12):
All right. Go ahead and
I need everyone to actually it
is Mark barks turn so Mark barkgo ahead and give me that wisdom
saving throw again please.
Fraser (09:26):
13 plus 215
Tanner (09:28):
Okay. This time around
you can you can feel the tug in
your connection with the swordand you hear in the back of your
mind.
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Need to touch that stone
Bruce (10:01):
Gotta get that we
Tanner (10:03):
fiending for the stone,
the rock
Bruce (10:07):
you smell when it's
cooked in
Tanner (10:09):
the back of your head.
Go ahead and give me another.
You roll one.
Fraser (10:15):
One day four to four.
Tanner (10:19):
You are no longer under
the hold of jumpers. Whole
Person.
Will (10:23):
Oh hell yeah. So when he
gets out of it does the person
that's chest the spillimmediately know that he's not
held anymore
Tanner (10:33):
you wouldn't know that.
But if you were to look atZeke's face, you don't see any
recollection as of yet. UnlessMark bark moves.
Fraser (10:42):
So he doesn't know that
the whole person has been
released.
Tanner (10:46):
It doesn't really seem
like it. Okay,
Fraser (10:49):
so I could just choose
to stand still and make him
think that whole person hasstill
Tanner (10:55):
got potentially,
Fraser (10:56):
okay. I'm just gonna
look at him and say, I'm so
tired of hearing young peoplelike you bitch about bad
decisions you've made suck it upand make something of yourself.
Tanner (11:06):
That's what I'm fucking
doing. I'm taking what I need to
fucking Why can't you getthrough your head?
Fraser (11:13):
But you're taking what
you need from other people
instead of just pulling yourselfup and work. But
Will (11:18):
Mark Mark, how is that
much different than what we do?
Tanner (11:23):
The fuck are you? Did
you make yourself?
Fraser (11:29):
Look I've taken
something from someone a time or
two in my past. I'm not sayingI'm perfect.
Tanner (11:36):
What are you saying? How
are we in the year?
Will (11:39):
All humans are pretty much
perfect. All beings are pretty
much perfect. If you think abouta racist. I'm sorry. You're a
halfling I met beings.
Fraser (11:50):
What I'm trying to say
is if you want to cry, I'll give
you something to cry about. AndI elders bless.
Tanner (11:56):
Okay, it does take him
by surprise. So roll that
advantage. Dope. I'm gonna rollagain.
Fraser (12:06):
Oh 14 plus whatever it
is plus three.
Tanner (12:11):
What's that damage that
hits?
Fraser (12:14):
So nine plus three or 12
Tanner (12:17):
Holy shit. Very nice.
All right. He looks surprisedand taken back from this and
gets to roll concentrationeveryone is freed from old
person. Hmm.
Will (12:36):
Nice. Wow.
Fraser (12:38):
You're welcome.
Tanner (12:40):
Now that the whole
person is going off it is all
the greens turns outside. Seeingwhat has happened. The one on
the back wall and the one on theleft wall lower their segments
of the shield. The only portionsof the shield that are left are
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the two quarters that are facingArchie the other two blues and
Lord Commander horn. Those twothat have released their spells
are going to make attacks at thetwo of you inside the bubble
perimeter. Mark bark I need youto go ahead and make me a wisdom
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saving throw. And six I need youto actually make a wisdom saving
throw as well.
Fraser (13:35):
Oh it's an apt 20
Bruce (13:38):
This person's saying this
spell as well. Right? You
Tanner (13:40):
do? Yes. Okay.
Will (13:42):
I have it everyone 12 plus
570
Tanner (13:46):
Wow.
Will (13:48):
Did we both save your
bullshit that you were trying to
do it? I know Frasier saved
Fraser (13:53):
Oh hell yeah. I better
have
Will (13:55):
that. That 20 is automatic
success. He literally he cannot
game you out of your net 20
Tanner (14:03):
No, I can it's not an
automatic success we don't play
that role. Okay, both of yousucceed on this spell you feel
that your mind starts to becometwisted and this sort of
confusion and rage boiling upinside of you but you're both
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able to push it down. The otherwizard across the way will
release a fire bolt except foryou won't sound like the other
thing is is fireball fireballdoes a fifth teen hit you mark
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mark
Fraser (14:50):
so my my easy is 15. So
yes, doesn't it? Isn't that
right?
Bruce (14:54):
You must meet or exceed.
That's the wish wish was bigger.
Not one out.
Will (15:00):
Yeah.
Tanner (15:04):
You take five damage as
this fireball connects with your
shoulder.
Fraser (15:08):
That's one more than I
had left.
Tanner (15:11):
Oh shit.
Will (15:12):
Wait, you're down that
low. How did you get some? Yeah,
Fraser (15:15):
because I had to give up
15 of my Oh, to get in the eye.
Will (15:20):
Everybody when I came in
here because I use my last level
to okay, I was just making sureyou count because I wasn't I
Fraser (15:26):
wasn't 19 And then I
took 15 damage to get in the
bubble from the sword and so I'mdown.
Tanner (15:32):
Alright, we are up at
the top. Oh, you're not you're
you're down. Are you just downto one?
Fraser (15:37):
No, I had four. Yeah.
Tanner (15:39):
Oh, wow. Okay, yeah.
Will (15:41):
All right, fine. He's
down.
Tanner (15:42):
All right, Mark bark as
this spell works with you. You
fall down to one knee and youdropped to zero hit points as
you just do that spill. One ofthe greens up on the roof.
Fraser (15:55):
And I say oh fuck
Tanner (15:58):
out jeez. All right. We
are now at the top of the order
with Archie and Lord CommanderHarlan.
Bruce (16:07):
Alright, so the shields
down.
Tanner (16:09):
shield is down. It's
you'll have to circumvent it but
the backside is down.
Bruce (16:14):
Oh, okay. Not fully.
Okay, the whole thing was down.
Tanner (16:18):
Yeah, you'll have to use
your movement in order to get
around to the backside
Bruce (16:24):
so did every did all the
greens drop the sheet? Okay, so
some of the concentrating sookay, that's what I was trying
to figure out. Yeah. Okay Arethese are either one of these
greens the same one that I'vebeen fucking quick whacking on
with my hand? Yeah. So
Tanner (16:43):
the one over to the to
the right side. That's the one
that you've been throwing outbecause he's been closest to
you.
Bruce (16:49):
Okay, which was what was
he? Which would did he? He's
okay. Yeah, so should I see?
Okay, all right. Gotcha. Gotcha.
Gotcha. Yep.
Tanner (17:00):
To the right of you and
behind you are the two that left
their shields up
Bruce (17:09):
they're on the roof of
the like actual building.
Tanner (17:14):
And there are four trees
one each corner.
Bruce (17:17):
How far up is that?
Tanner (17:21):
20 feet. Okay. Where's
Bruce (17:24):
just the side of the
building appear to have
handholds?
Will (17:30):
Wait, if I'm not mistaken,
Tanner. Last time. canonically
you said that these drapes thatare outside the windows go all
the way to the ground. Rememberwhen when?
Fraser (17:42):
Oh yeah. When I did my
badass swing outside the window.
Well,
Tanner (17:46):
they went all the way to
the
Bruce (17:47):
floor. Inside that was
inside inside.
Will (17:50):
Oh inside. Okay. Okay. The
way you
Bruce (17:54):
do that. Even then he
could just be like, it doesn't
hold your weight in the ribs. Soit's not like yeah,
Tanner (18:01):
handholds.
Will (18:06):
How good of a rock climber
is Archie because there's
handholds for?
Tanner (18:09):
So it's it's pretty,
it's pretty smooth large stones.
Like around the the windows,which are pretty large. There.
There are places where you couldpotentially use to climb up.
Yeah, the easiest way to get upthat
Will (18:26):
you could I wouldn't make
an argument that Archie is a
very good rock climber becausehe knew about the special rope
thing when we met as Lee are Dr.
Anlin Sussan. To saw
Tanner (18:38):
Yeah, wow. Wasn't even
in here. Then remember, emanated
yo, yo, I
Fraser (18:44):
was really into this
story before I got.
Bruce (18:48):
And that technically that
was repelling. It wasn't really
just it's not wasn't technicallywrong, either. He knows that.
Okay, how far am I from thewall? And how far am I from the
tree?
Tanner (18:58):
From your position here
you would probably about 15 feet
from the wall. You'd be 20 feetfrom the tree.
Bruce (19:07):
So it's 40 Total feet. I
have to travel to get up a wall
and on to know 35 Total feet. Igotta travel to get up a wall.
Yeah, and I do the roof. Yeah.
Alright, so this is what I wantto do. I want to basically
sprint at the wall and take aleap, like a jump and moving
jump. Because what that wouldallow me to do based on the jump
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rule is after traveling 10 feet,I can jump three plus my
strength modifier in feet up,which would allow me to get six
feet up on the wall. Okay, andthen if you can try it and I'm
gonna try to grab on and climbup the rest of the way. I'm just
trying to get on the roof. Likethat's all I'm trying to do.
Tanner (19:54):
Yeah, yeah. So here's
the thing, regardless of how
that works out, and I've seenthis done before, um It's still
gonna be the same amount ofdistance traveled. So even if
you're jumping over that, it'snot going to shorten the
distance that you're going tohave to do. It'll, you'll, you
would then have to do two stringthrows one to see.
Bruce (20:13):
Oh, then I just let the
nice dash and climb.
Tanner (20:15):
Yeah, I would just yeah,
just do that. Okay, yeah, that
makes things way easier thanYes. Dashing climb. Okay, cool.
So, you willing to do athleticsto see if you can get up there?
It's pretty difficult. So you'retrying to really find these
handholds on the wall. It'sreally going to be a measure of
how quickly you can see them and
Will (20:36):
do your review roll. If he
rolls a 20. Can he also have an
attack when he gets up there?
Tanner (20:45):
Yeah, okay. I'll let you
20 I will allow you to keep your
action.
Bruce (20:50):
Alright, well, it's not
it's a 15. So okay.
Tanner (20:54):
You are able to make
your way up. It's not a very
quick pace. But it is enough todo it within your turn. So I
mean, it is fucking fast. It'sfucking fast. Six seconds to go
15
Will (21:05):
feet. You know, Bruce's
honest.
Fraser (21:06):
I guess pretty quick.
Will (21:07):
I gave Bruce every reason
to lie. I got you to go along
with it. He could have just beenlike two and
Tanner (21:15):
so but you you make it
up here and you are right next
to this guy. I'll say that thepath that you made is you puts
you it puts you at the roofbeneath his feet. If you want to
come all the way to the top youcan I will allow certain things
as a bonus action.
Bruce (21:32):
Okay, yeah, I mean, I'm
wanting to get on the roof like
Tanner (21:36):
you are you are on the
roof within what how close do
you want to be doing?
Bruce (21:41):
I mean, if it's if it
keeps me if I would normally be
in his face then that's where Iam. I'm fine with that. I'm not
wherever wherever I am is I'mcool with it. I just wanted to
be up there. That was
Tanner (21:52):
the goal. You're up
there in his face. Okay. Yeah,
that's, that's my turn. Okay.
All right. Then, Horan sees whatyou're doing and looks to the
back wall right behind you guyswhich is the other closest dude
that's making the barrier and hespreads up and attempts to do
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the same thing that you just didfollowing your leads right and
Bruce (22:17):
Horn it might be
misplaced though.
Tanner (22:22):
Net 20 gets an attack
right
Bruce (22:34):
You said that well.
Fraser (22:36):
I may barn is the most
metal character in this
campaign.
Will (22:40):
Apparent fucking lame man
just stabbing kids
Fraser (22:44):
standing table
Tanner (22:51):
so he runs up to the top
he gets he actually doesn't he
doesn't climb all the way to thetop what he does the comes up
because these guys are prettyclose to the edge. He grabs that
his leg tries to pull up theblock off
Bruce (23:08):
you boys ever played
Assassin's Creed before?
Will (23:12):
Oh, yeah. Such a good day.
He just killed another anothergrown ass man.
Bruce (23:17):
Another child that could
have fought in the medieval
times because they're actuallyolder teenagers. Not children.
Yes.
Tanner (23:23):
Not chosen grabs. He
grabs this scrawny boy's leg
Bruce (23:32):
this cue I see this?
Yeah, you do. Boy fuck. I shouldhave done that.
Tanner (23:39):
All right. Shit.
Okay. Yeah, so this kid just kidfalls 20 feet. And you see him
hit the ground the wind isknocked from him as hard and
gets all the way to the top
Will (23:59):
of very ceremoniously.
Fraser (24:04):
We gotta find a good
body smack and pavement.
Bruce (24:07):
Oh god. I'm sure you can.
Tanner (24:15):
Oh my god. So Bruce, you
are right next to the green that
you have damaged before? Okay.
All right. So that is the end ofhorns turn the reds in the
center. Zeke will snap hisfingers twice and two of them
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will come off with theirconcentration on the stone. What
this means is that the charge isgoing to be halved for this
round. But still the energy inthe stone in the center
continues to build up. At thispoint you kind of start to feel
this vibration. There's no soundto it, but you can feel it in
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your bones. The shaking Have theair around you the leaves on the
trees nearby are trembling inthis vibration Zeke and these
two that have come off of thethe dealio I'm going to go ahead
and we're roll a d for to seewho they attack the two randos
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on odds they'll attack my barkon even they'll attack six two
the first one
Will (25:33):
do you mean the coward bar
bark?
Fraser (25:35):
Oh down tomorrow
Will (25:37):
yeah, I wouldn't book that
one guy right
Tanner (25:43):
I mean, like they kill
you out right now alright, so
they they will attack they'reboth attack six. Hey, that makes
my W huh? All right. One of themseeing where they are will cast
mirror image on themselves. Andyou can see them begin to
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multiply you hitting them willbe much more difficult. The
other one will look towards yousix. And he makes eye contact
with you. You can feel thisstrange feeling wash over
yourself. I need you to give mea wisdom saving throw please.
Will (26:24):
Oh boy. Come on. Give me
good. 1510 plus five.
Tanner (26:30):
That's that's on the
fucking cars.
Will (26:35):
If he ties it goes to me.
Tanner (26:38):
It does tie yes if he
was 15
All right. You can feel this. Itsort of feels like he's presence
becomes domineering for a momentand you're able to shake it off
and pull yourself away from it.
As he looks just a little upsetthat it didn't land alright.
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That will be the end of the Redsturns Zeke However at this point
too many fucking spells manthere's no way they have that
spell. I'm using a particularthing there's no way I'm doing
eight D six damage No.
Will (27:22):
Oh cool fireball Yeah, I
carry no our level three
characters. Fireball fireball.
Tanner (27:32):
I was like what the
fuck?
Will (27:33):
You probably kill me out
right?
Tanner (27:36):
Yeah, probably. Alright.
Will (27:38):
Mark is down. He would be
in that fire right next to it.
Fraser (27:42):
Yep, big dead.
Tanner (27:44):
Okay. What happens is
Zeek reaches out his hand and
this beam of blue white lightstreaks out towards you this
cold passes through. Potentiallyif I hit and I don't you can
feel this this just frigid Nesspass over your shoulder and see
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the frost build up on yourclothes. If that had hit you, it
would have been cold ray offrost nice. It wasn't. Alright,
that's the end to Zeke Stern. Itis now the two blues turns that
Harlan and Archie left down tothe bottom they see the
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immediate threat is six to whatthey're doing so they'll both
run around to the side andattempt to hit with Fireboats
Jesus Christ
Will (28:39):
Yes. I love that Jesus
Christ because it's not a good
one for Tanner.
Tanner (28:43):
Yeah, well it's it's not
one might hit
Will (28:51):
1780 both have a mess I
sort of feel cold on the left
shoulder hot on the rightshoulder and six says wow I
appreciate your your attempt atcontrolling my body temperature
but I promise you I've got this
Bruce (29:12):
did I take damage? last
turn?
Tanner (29:16):
No you haven't taken
damage yet.
Bruce (29:18):
Fuck all right. I'm at a
rage.
Tanner (29:21):
Oh unless you hit or you
Bruce (29:23):
attack take damage or
Yeah, I followed a rage by incap
or fire and my turn ends where Ihaven't attacked hostile
creature or taking damage. Or Ican end it on my own obviously.
Okay. Out of rage.
Tanner (29:38):
Damn. Alright. That ends
the blues turn we're back up to
six and Mark bark. What happensnow Martin Park is that we're
going to do death saving throwaway if
Will (29:52):
we go to save time. Can I
stop that?
Tanner (29:56):
Yeah, okay, you're
actually before him in the
order.
Will (29:59):
Okay, I, okay, okay, let
me give a little bit before
before we go through the deadsaves because I know Fraser has
never had a chance to roll adeath save. And Sorry friends,
you're not gonna get that chancetoday. I got one spell slot left
you getting it, buddy. I'm gonnaI'm going to help you out. So
we're, um, first of all, I'mgoing to use a Healing Word on
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Mark Mark. So that's a this ismy last spell slot period. Level
one. So it's just one D fourplus six. And that is two plus
six. So you get eight healthback. So you're at eight helps.
Because you go down to zero. Youdon't go to negative one. Yeah.
Tanner (30:40):
As soon as you feel this
energy pulling you back to
consciousness. You you can feela tinge of it's not a tinge.
It's a pretty strong feeling ofdisappointment from the entity.
Oh, your friend.
Will (31:02):
He was trying. He's trying
to get you to get Okay, so let
me get away. I'm not
Tanner (31:10):
your buddy pal. Oh, no.
No in the way that hedisappointed. You know the
disappointed he's disappointedthat you went down. He's
disappointed in you. All right,so disappointed you didn't die.
Will (31:24):
Let me get a lay of the
land Nacho by the pack. He's not
your friend guy. The red cloaksare standing between me and the
stone. Right? Two of them areconcentrated on the stone. So
they're not it really in combatat all. They're just
concentrated on doing the stonething.
Tanner (31:42):
Correct? Yeah.
Will (31:43):
Are they directly impeding
my path to the stone?
Tanner (31:49):
No, they are on the
either side of Zeke. Okay. This
one's for me.
Will (31:54):
Yeah. Okay. So the stone
itself does it have like an aura
around it that makes it feellike nothing could be
penetrated? I'm just thinkingfor later like, I don't roll
Arcana. Okay. Specifically, Ijust want to see if it's got
like that shield that everythingelse in this fucking building
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has had on it. That's an 11 ondice plus, minus two. No.
Arcades plus two now. Okay, aremy intelligence not bad?
Tanner (32:27):
Okay, so 13 Yes, it
might. It might. Okay. It might.
The energy coming out from it.
You can't tell you can't discernif it's if it's shielded energy
if it's if it's just open tocontact.
Will (32:47):
Well, my thought, okay,
screw it. I'm just gonna do what
I'm gonna do. Okay, six. Paulgets his mace out, pulls it over
his head and runs straight atZeke. Like this with the mace
over the head. I gotta, I gottaexplain it better just like to
holding the mace above his headand run straight at Zeke. And
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when he gets you
Tanner (33:10):
get an attempt to jump
over the stone.
Will (33:14):
Oh. Okay. Okay. All right.
My bad there behind the stone.
Okay,
Tanner (33:20):
I understand.
Will (33:21):
I understand. Yeah. Okay.
So he holds it up over his head.
And he's gonna run straight atthe to the two guys doing it.
And when he gets to it, he'sgonna throw the mace just throws
bass at one of the two guys andthen tackle the stone. Like,
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straight up tackle it.
Tanner (33:46):
Okay, all right. So
there's a few things that you're
trying to do. I'll allow I'llallow this you're basically
falling prone onto the stoneYes. You're gonna go right or
left
Will (33:57):
right.
Tanner (33:58):
Okay. Go ahead and give
me roll a deed 20 i It's not a
throwing weapon so you don't addproficiencies to it you're not
using this weapon for itsintended purpose.
Will (34:12):
No head roll straight. I
don't even think he gets
proficiency I'm not proficientin throwing a mace. Yeah, that's
a 12
Bruce (34:24):
Okay
Tanner (34:29):
advantage because he is
straight up concentrated on the
bubble and not moving.
Will (34:34):
Oh, that's a 16
Tanner (34:36):
Okay, that will hit Go
ahead and roll. Ah 112 For sure
to provide a weapon for for Wow.
Will (34:49):
I hit him in the head. I
write a noggin Yeah,
Tanner (34:54):
you throw this mace Adam
crunch. It actually digs into
him. With the with the handleout. His face just drops. He
looks out at the mace and triesto maintain concentration on the
stone and does not do it at thispoint there is one person
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concentrating on the stone whichmeans that it'll just it won't
go up as much for the charge onnext turn. You however, land on
the jagged white stone in thecenter. As so
Will (35:34):
remember being jagged but
damn it, whatever.
Tanner (35:37):
Yep, as soon as it's
rough. It's just it's like not a
smooth stone. It has rough andsharp edges. Not that it's going
to pierce Oh
Will (35:46):
yeah, you're good. You're
good.
Bruce (35:47):
You don't have to worry
about the stone. You got to
worry about what's coming out ofit.
Tanner (35:50):
Yeah. So what happens
when you touch the rough white
stone is and inky blacknessbegins to pour out and ride
around it and wrap around yourbody. Mark bark as you are
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healed and you watch six. fallover to this stone. I gave you
too many actions this time sixball let it happen. Can we just
say I just was ruined?
Will (36:23):
Yeah, actually the column
is definitely not good. What's
your
Tanner (36:29):
mark mark what you see
is this thing. So this this inky
blackness slithering around him.
And it is now starting toconcentrate towards his head.
But then all of you realize thatthere are no sounds coming from
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the rest of the city. No birdssinging, not even the sound of
wind. A chill runs up you'reback, Archie, as you recognize
this lack of sound and you knowwhat's coming?
Bruce (37:15):
OFA? Six. What did you
do?
Tanner (37:21):
The the Reds around. All
of them pause what they're doing
and look down at you and arejust confused. Zeke yells out if
you ruin the fucking somethingit could have just fought like,
where did you find everything?
Will (37:39):
Do I recognize what's
going on? Or am I too entangled
in this black mass to really beable to, to warn him
Tanner (37:48):
actually what you think
as you try and and say something
as you start to get these sortof feelings. You see yourself
pulled back out of out of yourform and thrust into some other
vision. And what it is, is thisrapid movement through the ruins
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of old Leylen and you feel this.
This need this need to find whatyou're seeking. And as you move
through the rubble, you finallyhear it. This breathing of this
small thing and you turn thecorner and there it is a small
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green, pointed eared humanoidwho is absolutely terrified.
Will (38:55):
Oh fuck off.
Tanner (38:58):
And six there is that
bit of recognition in you as
you've kind of melted in thisfeeling. It is Rangi and you are
hunting Rangi you can feel itsheartbeat as as you stare at it
and you you don't hesitate asyou rush towards it. And you
(39:18):
don't feel yourself engulfingit. You don't feel anything at
all. You just need to find outwhere to go next. You need to
find out where it is callingyou. And all of a sudden you
feel it. You feel a connectionand you make your way off
(39:46):
towards the west towards thething that is pulling every
portion of you towards it. Six Ineed you to make a wisdom saving
throw please.
Will (39:59):
Yeah What don't fuck that
was dead I died
Tanner (40:11):
you feel like you're not
just losing a portion of
yourself in this moment butfreely giving it up it is
something inside you that'sbeing taken away wanting to find
the connection some sort ofconnection that was was lost a
piece of you that you feel ismissing and and you think that
(40:38):
you can maybe find it hereinside this immense hunger is
the only thing that you candefine this beast as and you can
see yourself crossing over,following some faint trail
(41:01):
crossing over the cobbledcauseway going up the stairs on
the other side cutting southalong the other side of the
wound back across near thissmall town on the edge and
moving ever westward. Withincreasing speed.
Will (41:20):
Where did it go? Did it go
through Leylen You said around,
David. Okay. All right, go justkeep going. You good so
Tanner (41:31):
West faster and faster
until on the horizon. There it
is a town that you think you'veseen before. Walls on all sides
outside lute music playing butit's not the music that draws
you it's something inside thesewalls. And you crash through the
front gates and people therestare at you and you think on
(41:58):
the way on the way to the thingcalling you i can have a little
bit of this and you startrushing through the people
spinning out your black inkytendrils all around this smoke
engulfing the people of thetown. Every living thing in
here. Part of the whole
Will (42:20):
WHAT THE FUCK
Tanner (42:23):
at this point, Mark bark
and Archie you can see this the
the blackness surrounding six.
Most of its surrounding hishead. What do you do?
Bruce (42:38):
I turn and jump off the
roof. And prep to roll when I
hit the ground was an acrobaticscheck. Okay, take some of the
damage away.
Tanner (42:46):
Yeah. Give me the aren't
you at one HP? No. Okay. Yeah,
that's right. That's right.
Yeah.
Will (42:52):
Yeah, I
Bruce (42:53):
Yeah. Was that one and
then I did
Will (42:55):
my clerical thing. Go for
it. 13
Tanner (43:04):
you hit the ground, and
you're able to roll but it
wasn't perfect. You didn'tnegate at least half of the
damage that you would havetaken. You only take one damage
just you hit the ground.
Bruce (43:18):
So apparently it was it
was it was it looked awful, but
it felt great is what you're
Tanner (43:23):
Yeah, you're just like,
oh, I kind of twisted my ankle
function over
Will (43:27):
form baby.
Bruce (43:29):
And he's just gonna mark
Mark marks awake, right? Yeah.
Tanner (43:32):
Mark Mark is Yeah, yeah.
Bruce (43:34):
Okay. Yeah, as he's
running towards he's gonna I
don't know how much distance Igained by running and leaping
because I assumed it wasn't justa straight down leap. But as
he's running towards six full,like, just full blast right now.
Yeah,
Tanner (43:46):
you're not I'm gonna let
you have your full movement from
here to there as you're jumpingdown and we're able to succeed
that you're not climbing down soyou can take the 30 feet to get
to get towards the center.
Bruce (43:57):
Okay. All right, Mark
bar, get ready to run. And I'm
going to try to grab I'm justgonna try to grab sick. Oh, and
just yank him out.
Fraser (44:07):
Are we still in the
bubble though? Are we not in the
bowl? So
Tanner (44:10):
there's only one quarter
of the bubble left and from his
portion he's able to run aroundit.
Will (44:16):
Or no, it's about okay.
Tanner (44:18):
You You go around and
you reach down to grab six. What
aren't you would do? Yes,
Will (44:25):
I know. I know. It's so
good. It's so good.
Tanner (44:28):
And as you reach down to
grab him, are you trying to pull
him away from this or just pulleverything you can up? Like
you're just trying to get himout of the situation? Yeah,
you're just pulling them up? Idon't know. Yeah,
Bruce (44:45):
I'm trying to get him to
the point where I can carry him
and run because I know what thefuck is coming.
Tanner (44:49):
Okay. All right.
Bruce (44:52):
Like fuck show laundry.
Fuck this place. Fuck all thesepeople. The only person who's my
family right now six and Markbark so we're living Okay,
Will (44:58):
I'm leaving. and leaving
Tanner (45:03):
give me a fucking horse.
Will (45:06):
Dammit.
Bruce (45:07):
I'm also going to Yeah,
as I'm doing all this I'm also
going to yell horror and we gotJoe
Tanner (45:15):
Yeah, okay
Bruce (45:17):
because you know, horns
kind of thing
Will (45:20):
he's pretty dope he's
pretty dope
Tanner (45:23):
Okay as you reach down
and touch six the same thing
does not happen to you Ohreally? What this does grant
however this connection thisthis attempt to do this it will
give six another wisdom savingthrow
Will (45:50):
that Tino dice plus five
All right okay God that was a
okay good
Tanner (45:57):
you are you are pulled
back and wrenched out of the
hunger
Will (46:04):
first thing out of my
mouth is I'm so hungry
Bruce (46:10):
as you're being hoisted
in the air under my shoulder
Yeah,
Tanner (46:13):
you are you are being
lifted up which is good because
this feeling of nearunsurmountable weakness fills
you So Archie picks you up. Youhave I will give you one option
six would you like to pick upthe stone as you're being pulled
away?
Will (46:33):
I don't think I'm
cognizant enough to pick up the
stone I think are if Archie'spicking me up and pulling me
away. I would not I wasliterally the being so I could
not come out of it be cognizantenough to be like yes, give me
the stone gotta get it. So
Tanner (46:50):
Archie, you pick up six
and you begin running towards
the nearby windows and just makeout which direction are you
running in? Actually, are youtrying to run towards the door
in the back of the courtyard theone that everyone else came in
or one of the windows on thesides?
Bruce (47:12):
Well I can go through a
window
Tanner (47:13):
you can go through the
window if you want to.
Bruce (47:15):
Is there is it window to
town or is it window to drop to
town window
Tanner (47:21):
window to interior of
Manor?
Bruce (47:24):
Oh yeah, fuck it. Let's
go. Okay.
Tanner (47:27):
You keep running towards
making the straight line from
picking up six all the way tothe other side using your action
Will (47:35):
across Where's board
border this
Tanner (47:38):
watching this happen?
Waiting you smashed through thewindow on the other side you
come into what looks like one ofthe bedrooms located on the
first floor with a view of thethe exterior here. Interior
exterior, the courtyard. All ofthe Reds at this point, look so
flustered at everything that'shappening. You hear Zeke yell
(48:01):
out. Keep the summoning going.
At SCOBY. The power is circlinghere. It's almost done boys. And
then Harlan from the other sidebegins. He jumps down as well.
(48:25):
He takes a little bit of damageas he lands a little awkwardly
and starts running towards thesame window that you guys ran to
the blues down at the bottomseeing you guys start running
off we'll go towards the centerand try and help out the reds.
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The next person up is six andMark bark. So six we're going to
forego your turn. You can talkhere in a moment. Mark bark you
see everyone else fleeing thescene? What do you do?
Fraser (48:59):
And I'm still standing
here like more or less face to
face with Z.
Tanner (49:02):
Yeah, he's now seems
fixated on the stone again. The
one thing that you hear in theback of your head is get the
stone
Fraser (49:13):
Okay, so I'm gonna point
to the ground behind Zeke and
say oh, Zeke, did you drop that?
Tanner (49:19):
Okay
no, he he looks up at you. And
yells at the Greens above. Getdown here and take him out. You
(49:39):
do anything else? Yeah, I
Fraser (49:45):
reached down and grabbed
the stone and just haul ass in
the direction that Archie andantics went
Tanner (49:55):
okay, actually their
their fucking way They don't
have they're not high enough tohave the reaction spells and
they don't they're not fightersso they're not using weapons to
try and get you so none of themare able to do a reaction on you
as you pick up the stone andattempt to run with it. It is
(50:18):
it's a sharp stone and it's gotall this weird black stuff
moving around it but you don'thave any sort of connection to
it
Fraser (50:25):
well I tossed it in the
bag of holding or for to better
carry it more easily carry it isnow in the bag.
Will (50:37):
Dude I love it because I
don't think Berkshire does what
he just did solo XP you sit thedemon to an extra place
Bruce (50:51):
burner attainers Giant
Allah Watani that's obviously
not what happened but it's
Tanner (51:00):
I broke the game. You've
done this you take it you throw
it in the bag. How quickly areyou getting stuck out?
Fraser (51:09):
Very very quickly on my
way out I turn around Yep.
Tanner (51:14):
All right. Cool. You
start running away now we're
gonna go ahead and say that weare out of initiative order as
Fireboats at this point followyou all right, you make your way
everyone is now in this thisbedroom. You guys are getting
the fuck out. Right?
Bruce (51:35):
Okay, I am.
Will (51:37):
So do I have I gained my
cognition
Tanner (51:39):
you are able to talk
now. Okay,
Will (51:43):
Archie, I can run. I'm
good. I'm good. We've got to get
the fuck out of here though.
Where's bark bark?
Tanner (51:50):
As as you say that?
That's the glass behind you. Asyou guys open the door in front
of you out to the room and intothe hallway Mark bark comes in.
behind you and from thecourtyard you hear horror and
yell to the right.
Bruce (52:06):
Okay, we got to the right
I got it.
Will (52:08):
Yep. Okay. Following
Archie in her room at this
point.
Tanner (52:12):
I harem horror horror.
Alright. Alright. AlrightFirebolt splashing around you
igniting the curtains on theinside hitting the bed.
Everything in here is set ablazeas you cut to the right into the
hallway. From behind you youhear horror and basically cry
out quickly in pain. It soundsreal cool, though. It's a grunt.
(52:38):
And as he runs into the hallwaybehind you, you can see his his
clothing is on fire and he ripshis sleeve off and toss it to
the side as he follows it easycatches up to you. He looks at
all of you and says follow me.
There are secret passages outand he starts making a beeline
(53:02):
to the back of it.
Bruce (53:04):
I have no reason to
distrust him so yeah.
Will (53:31):
Hello, dear listener, it's
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Tanner (54:48):
Hello, soldier. This is
guard captain horn. I know
you've experienced a lot ofstabbing, especially at cross
tables in this story I want tolet you know that it's not
always like that. Especially nowsince I'm emotional support
guard captain Harland. Let'ssupport one another through the
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rest of this story. If you're upfor it, share it with others.
And if you meet in theobstacles, just grab your sword
reach out and thrust directlyinto their sternum. It is highly
effectiveYeah, you guys no longer have
(55:48):
any idea of what is happeningout in the courtyard.
Will (55:53):
Archie. We didn't get
Dennis.
Bruce (55:57):
I don't give a fuck about
Dennis. I care about you. And
may and might be these two.
Let's go.
Will (56:03):
Is Margaret caught up to
us now? Can we just say that
yeah,
Tanner (56:06):
Mark Mark Mark is there
and you don't feel actually
yeah, you don't feel anything?
You don't feel anything sakes.
Nevermind. Yeah, Mark. Mark isthere.
Will (56:16):
Oh, okay.
Tanner (56:17):
He's caught up. He's
caught up to your everyone's
together basically when Harlangot to you we're all together.
Will (56:23):
Okay, fuck Dennis. All
right, let's go okay.
Bruce (56:29):
We are well past caring
about any body but ourselves
right now. And Archie's mind,
Will (56:35):
I will explain to Archie
as we're running because I don't
need to breathe. I'm justtalking normal as we're booking
it down the hall. I explained tohim what I kind of saw. And this
that thing is here, which Iguess he I'm sure you already
know this, Archie. But
Bruce (56:52):
this as soon as that
stuff touched you? Yeah.
Honestly.
Will (56:56):
The worst thing is, is I
went through Leylen In my
vision. I don't know if Leylen.
Still there. In other words.
Bruce (57:07):
Well, we'll know soon
enough. Let's go.
Tanner (57:09):
All right. The three of
you follow whoring out through
this winding passage beneath thekitchen and out the backside.
You actually come up in whatlooks to be this sort of shed on
(57:33):
attached to some sort ofoutbuilding outside Hiren says
to you what arewhat are we running from? I felt
something but
Bruce (57:51):
we're running from a
thing that stops you from
existing doesn't make sense. Idon't know how to explain it to
you. But we need to go.
Tanner (58:00):
Alright, well, we are on
an outbuilding behind the wall
if that thing is in the city i iam sworn to protect these people
I've got to go back but you maycontinue from wherever you want
to from here
Will (58:20):
but if it if it helps you
any of those people are no
longer there to protect in facttry to remember their names
Tanner (58:31):
you you see
Will (58:32):
his just one of them.
Bruce (58:35):
We see him have an
aneurysm yeah
Tanner (58:36):
you basically you see
his face toward as he tries to
Will (58:40):
just one reason?
Tanner (58:42):
Well there is
Bruce (58:48):
it's a weird feeling like
you should know people are
there. In fact, you probablyknow people are there but for
some reason just can't rememberthe names right?
Tanner (58:55):
Well, yeah, I have to I
have to go back for that idiot.
quicks Partridge he's stillthere in the manner
Will (59:08):
podrace his life that's
good to hear.
Tanner (59:12):
Then there must be other
people in the town there's
there's Mary who runs thebakery. There's there's
Bruce (59:23):
Horan jumped through a
fucking window into a courtyard
full of wizards beaten half todeath. Yet, I'm afraid of this
thing. And that should tell yousomething
Tanner (59:42):
called persuasion.
Bruce (59:47):
Head doesn't matter. It's
low. Okay.
Tanner (59:53):
It doesn't sweat him. He
opens the door for you outside
and from here you can see you'renear the back died off in the
field beyond you can see Aaronas you're standing there on his
stump he's not playing with ourhorses yet the horses are still
there and he is just looking offtowards the towards the city
Bruce (01:00:18):
as soon as I as soon as
hard and turns around I just
look at six and Mark bargain Isay all right, he's lost. Let's
go
Will (01:00:23):
wait hard one last
question before you go. Have you
been to Leylen before?
Tanner (01:00:28):
I have not been through
it I know of it.
Will (01:00:31):
Okay. Okay, good. Thank
you. Godspeed.
Tanner (01:00:38):
He gives you actually a
bit of a bow crosses his arm
over his chest and then goesback
Will (01:00:45):
oh god six has never seen
a bell before.
Bruce (01:00:49):
Oh six is gonna bow to
everybody six bows back.
Tanner (01:00:52):
Okay
it's a nice moment. He nods and
he goes back to the tunnel.
Yeah, so you guys are on theoutside that sort of the
backside of the city. Then likeI said, you see Aaron as your
with your with your horses offin the distance or on his stump?
Bruce (01:01:11):
I just I'm running let's
go let's get out. He just
Will (01:01:14):
listened to me I know you
can't talk the way I can't while
we're running.
Bruce (01:01:18):
But I gotta tell you
something
Will (01:01:20):
in my in my vision
eight Rangi
Bruce (01:01:29):
do I know who arranges
Yeah, you know Reggie's. Okay.
Well, we'll figure that out whenwe get there but it's another
bridge to burn but you
Tanner (01:01:37):
also you I mean you
remember Argo mount got to
remember Yeah,
Bruce (01:01:41):
I just didn't know I
didn't know if it was like I
didn't know if only before wegot taken if that's what we're
Tanner (01:01:48):
saying. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. No, if you if you thinkabout it, if you think about you
know, so if I gave you the samesnare of saying you can remember
the black hole collective, theOnyx company? Yeah, that would
kind of run through the samething. But yeah, you remember
you remember Rangi you canactually remember if you try and
recall faces from inside thetown, you can remember them as
Oh,
Bruce (01:02:08):
okay. All right. So we
are outside of that this
potential things effect at thispoint even though we've
Will (01:02:16):
Okay, that's what it seems
like. Yeah, so you want to fuck
up the deal? Ah, hey, Mark Bart.
Do you remember the guardcaptain
Fraser (01:02:25):
though oh one that just
left no hair Hiram. No
Will (01:02:29):
in that Do you remember
the all the guys from the from
the jail okay, we won't do that.
We won't do that. No, let's
Tanner (01:02:40):
do it. Let's do it.
Baby. Give me the list. Give methe list.
Will (01:02:45):
The was like guards. 18
people guard whatever. Yep. So
Tanner (01:02:49):
that so when you were
freed? You remember the guards
that they freed as well from thejail cell? Yeah, yeah. You don't
remember any of them? No.
Will (01:02:58):
So to you,
you would remember? Just me and
Archie coming in there andsaving you?
Tanner (01:03:04):
Yep. And for some
reason, if you tried to think
about it, you can't remember whoputs you in the cell you just
know that you were theresomehow. It really bothers you
to try and think about it that'sabsurd.
Bruce (01:03:22):
Like I feel like his his
war lock in thing would be like
Don't you do it? Yeah. It'd befor me that would probably get a
little weirdly meta but yeah,
Fraser (01:03:32):
like was he you still
remember why he was there? Just
not who put him yeah, you
Tanner (01:03:36):
will remember the reason
that you were in the jails?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And you couldthink logically that someone
would have had to put you therebut you know, you can't recall
them it's a good feeling. Allright. You guys eventually make
it up to Aaron and the horses.
Aaron doesn't even notice thatyou approach even though you're
all running full speed andmaking a lot of noise.
Bruce (01:04:00):
I start snapping in his
face.
Will (01:04:02):
Here Thank you for
watching our horses. We'll be
leaving
Tanner (01:04:06):
you guys we're back all
right. Cool. I was just like,
what was that over there?
Will (01:04:15):
Dread Wait, I look at the
town do we see it
Tanner (01:04:22):
No, the walls are too
high.
Will (01:04:26):
So you saw it
Tanner (01:04:30):
I saw this you know I
saw this thing baby. I saw this
thing just kind of Rajesh acrossthe landscape and then it kind
of you know like wiggles this inblack smoke it tendrils inside
the town. Should we set up Iran?
No, I think you've
Bruce (01:04:55):
got a better idea. Let's
stay course you don't want to
these waters that two of us willhave the right one. We Gotta go.
Unknown (01:05:01):
Oh shit. I'm going on
an adventure. I mean, I was
expected to go into the town butI guess there's like some sort
of thing and now I don't want tomess with that shit, right?
Will (01:05:09):
Absolutely. Precisely.
Mark Mark here with me. I helpedmark mark on the back of my
horse.
Bruce (01:05:18):
Right yeah, we only have
two horses Yeah,
Will (01:05:20):
no we're good for people
two horses Let's go.
Bruce (01:05:22):
Yeah no no I for some
reason I thought we I magically
so I want to hear from Mark
Will (01:05:26):
Oh yes. Oh there's a horse
for
Fraser (01:05:28):
grabs six by the hips
are whisper in his ear six
Will (01:05:36):
Hey Mark Bart, how are
you? I get no sexual references
if that's what you're doingright now.
Tanner (01:05:44):
Okay, yeah the
Bruce (01:05:46):
the weirdest part about
this listeners right so
Fraser (01:05:53):
that's what makes it
okay.
Tanner (01:05:56):
Okay, together and shit,
right? You're fine. Or was the
age gap too much? I don't know.
Okay.
Fraser (01:06:03):
It was like last week.
Last week
Tanner (01:06:09):
the four of you mount up
on these two horses. They
certainly can handle itespecially since one was
reference to being close to aClydesdale and
Will (01:06:19):
no Clydesdale. It straight
is a class it's a
Tanner (01:06:23):
it's a fantasy
Clydesdale man. We can call it
wherever
Will (01:06:25):
van is. Oh, it's
Bruce (01:06:27):
a willow Dale Clyde's
Tanner (01:06:29):
it's a Route north
nautical Okay. That's a wombat.
wombat.
Will (01:06:35):
Okay, so Bruce Bruce
Tanner (01:06:36):
and call it a wombat.
Let's confuse everybody.
Will (01:06:40):
Bruce's horse is a Stang
and mine is a bigger Stang so we
call it must
Tanner (01:06:53):
not allow you to fail.
Alright, it's because you guysyou guys to to a horse. Aaron is
your is on the back of Archie'shorse. Archie I need you to give
me a wisdom saving throw eightyou get a contact Hi
Bruce (01:07:21):
No no I haven't
experienced before friend.
Tanner (01:07:23):
Yeah, it actually kind
of makes the the impending doom
a little bit more bearable. Sothat's nice. All right. Where
are you guys head back to LeylenLeylen book okay, yeah, you guys
are really start putting it tothe horses making them gallop as
fast as they can with two peopleon each each one and you guys
(01:07:47):
after a hard day of travel yourhorses are just covered in the
form of sweat and are nearexhaustion as you push them to
reach Leylen as you come intotown everything here looks
(01:08:08):
normal.
Bruce (01:08:09):
Yeah, but we already know
that this thing doesn't affect
landscape. Yep. But so that'sirrelevant right? Yes
Tanner (01:08:15):
correct. Okay, but also
you notice that the people that
you expect to be here
Will (01:08:21):
great are Oh, okay yeah go
fucking so okay
Tanner (01:08:29):
all right. The four of
you make your way over to
outward enterprises. I'mguessing Are you trying to go to
what are you doing? You want togo to bathe?
Bruce (01:08:39):
Yeah, I mean because now
we have somebody who is a
witness to this thing that wesaw as well okay. So we're going
to kind of I'm going to use thisas weight to kind of make him
believe it makes him force himto believe us all right, cool.
Tanner (01:08:53):
Yeah, you guys you guys
pull up outside outward
enterprises. The outside thestable stable grandpa comes out
for a moment and to he gives youa little wave and rickety these
walks over to take the horsesfrom you.
Bruce (01:09:12):
That midpoint was my
favorite so far. Just want to
get that midpoint Nice. Stablegrandpa stable grandpa midpoint
Yeah.
Tanner (01:09:19):
Nice. Do you guys do you
guys say anything to stable
grandpa you book it inside?
Bruce (01:09:26):
Thanks. Stable grandpa.
Fraser (01:09:28):
Thank you stay stable
grandpa as a character do I like
oh,
Tanner (01:09:33):
you know, but he's been
in episodes but yeah, you don't?
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Cool.
Bruce (01:09:40):
Marbach stable. Grandpa
stable grandpa. Love, Bob.
Fraser (01:09:44):
Pleasure to meet you,
sir.
Tanner (01:09:45):
That's a pleasure to
meet you too. I don't remember
my name yesterday. But I don'tremember it today. So stable
grandpa still fine. Stablegrandpa. All right.
Bruce (01:09:58):
You guys.
Tanner (01:09:59):
You guys make him into
outward enterprises you see
there the elf Bates Sae'Shiir iswriting and working on some
papers potentially writing upcontracts beside behind his
large desk in front of thewindow that overlooks the wound
he notices you come in and saysI you guys what I was going to
(01:10:23):
say hello successful trip butyou guys like shit not
successful
Bruce (01:10:28):
black inky beasts that we
were talking about before and
you thought we were crazy showedup we're going to fucking
character witness right here tolead can tell you it did and I
just 80% of that town's dead Ijust
Will (01:10:39):
thought about who our
character witnesses not Mark
Mark because he didn't actuallysee it
Bruce (01:10:48):
but there it is your mark
marks on the black Enki shit
take hold it yeah oh
Will (01:10:52):
yeah he did see that okay
that's good
Bruce (01:10:54):
oh I know who our
character witnesses but it's the
best thing we have to go now so
Tanner (01:10:59):
what so it is this thing
following you like Are you the
one that are calling it to do toattack these places?
Bruce (01:11:08):
I have no fucking idea my
six Hanks is here. I don't like
that.
Will (01:11:14):
Because he hasn't said
anything to Archie about that
part of it yet.
Tanner (01:11:18):
Alright, so okay, I see
you've brought two people back
now are they both characterwitnesses or is it just one I
mean, I I should be inclined tobelieve you guys but like last
time yeah, it just didn't it youknow, but so what have you got?
Fraser (01:11:35):
My name is Mark bark.
Why do I have a sense thateveryone here has a vaguely
better understanding of what'sgoing on than I do?
Tanner (01:11:43):
I mean, I don't get I'll
catch
Bruce (01:11:44):
you up. Wet first first
job here we went to hear where
Mr. Baeth wanted us to go. Wewere I don't know transported
what would you say we happen toa six consumed eaten it wasn't
fucking pleasant.
Fraser (01:12:03):
Eaten by smoke
Bruce (01:12:04):
fucking Archie's eyes are
like darting between everyone
he's clearly very shaken up atthis point. Like, just kind of
his his his outer physical armorof like, chill is starting to
crack now.
Will (01:12:18):
We've already done this.
This review one time in thepodcast. Let's let's tip we
explain everything that'shappened to bark bark before we
met him.
Bruce (01:12:30):
That's fine. All right,
Tanner (01:12:31):
I'll allow a montage to
happen. And you guys explained
it. Bow. Bah. And it
Will (01:12:41):
was all like, you have not
been here yet. Or some
Fraser (01:12:46):
small amount of time
passes and you see my face just
wide eyed and like, holy shit.
Will (01:12:52):
You can see six to eight
hand motions like and then big
piano Oregon playing and Oh, StSebastian. Okay.
Bruce (01:13:01):
And then it was really
weird. Like, everybody's just
kind of hanging out or chill.
Nice.
Will (01:13:08):
He's waving his arms back
and forth. FlowerPower
Bruce (01:13:14):
Okay, all right. Anyway,
Will (01:13:16):
so yeah, that's, that's
kind of what happened.
Bruce (01:13:20):
Wow, you guys have been
through some shit. Alright,
guys, I got a question for you.
We've known this guy for like,what? 26 hours and he believes
this right away. Why don't youwe've completed one job for you.
Tanner (01:13:36):
Well, I mean, it just it
seems so far fetched for you to
go to the draft, meet death.
Talk to Nevada. Destroy thegallery and make it back here.
All in one fell swoop like ityou understand how this seems so
I
Bruce (01:13:53):
would say it was fell.
Swoop. We've lost kind of a lotof people that we had, you know,
at least acquaintanceship with
Tanner (01:14:01):
well in UK you come back
and tell me that the blackout
collective was in town and theyhaven't been here for months. So
what do you expect me tobelieve? God?
Will (01:14:08):
I wish I would have
grabbed that stupid stone. If I
would have grabbed that. Maybeyou would then believe us? Oh,
Fraser (01:14:16):
guys, I have a
confession. I look at
Bruce (01:14:20):
it just slowly like
deadpan, cold, sweaty, pale face
to look at looks at MartinClark. i
Fraser (01:14:30):
We didn't leave empty
handed and he reaches into the
back of holding. He kind of hasthe fish around on there for a
second arm goes way deep. Butthen he finds it pulls it out.
Will (01:14:39):
Oh six jumps back at the
side of that thing. Nope.
Tanner (01:14:43):
Nope. Okay, fuck.
He pulls it out. He whips itout. And
Will (01:14:57):
see, look, it's right
there.
Fraser (01:15:00):
What's your name? Beth.
I'm telling you for six hoursand I've already seen things
that are very far fetched.
Tanner (01:15:09):
Erin pipes up for the
bat. Yo, I like I wasn't too
stoned to see that you knowthere's a thing
Fraser (01:15:23):
this guy knows what's
up.
Bruce (01:15:25):
As this could be a six,
Tanner (01:15:30):
six as you see the as
you see the stone, I'm I need a
wisdom saving throw from youplease.
Will (01:15:40):
10 Total bubbles.
Tanner (01:15:45):
Everyone in the room
sees black tendrils. Reach from
sixes face seeping out of theseams behind his mask out his
eyes slots and reaching towardsthe stone as the blackened smoke
(01:16:07):
tendrils from the
Bruce (01:16:08):
star put it back in the
bag.
Fraser (01:16:09):
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Bruce (01:16:12):
Okay, I felt like if I
waited for your description, it
was
Will (01:16:18):
sick fesses out.
Tanner (01:16:21):
Before you pass out you
notice you feel hunger again,
which is really weird for you.
Will (01:16:29):
I'm so hung.
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