Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

December 7, 2025 53 mins

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Editor Ben is a better editor than I am
  • You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes
  • People are keeping dream secrets from each other

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We learn:

  • I think I have voice cancer
  • I can’t handle my wife’s birds
  • I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

We learn:

  • We can still do a show without Elton
  • This is the second time we have recorded this episode
  • There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason

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This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

We learn:

  • Glen is pretty protective of his holiday
  • Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops
  • Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping

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November 1, 2025 64 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Deals are made with the rats.
  • you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall.
  • By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.

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October 28, 2025 40 mins

We learn:

  • Covid Costumes are insulting
  • The crows are louder than I remember
  • I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore

Go on, read them for yourself:

The Ninth Skeleton  https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-ninth-skeleton

The Cats of Ulthar https://www.libraryofshortstories.com/onlinereader/the-cats-of-ulthar

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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October 25, 2025 77 mins

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag

We learn:

  • Glen still can't figure out his mic
  • Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
  • Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter

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October 17, 2025 70 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win
  • There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft
  • the cleft became a really big deal in this episode

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October 11, 2025 51 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • We mess with a blacksmith
  • I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge
  • Elton continues to know everyone’s dad

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October 10, 2025 55 mins

We learn:

  • The author was a pervert
  • I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens
  • Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad
  • Sandwiches are invented
  • You can plant a tree, but it sucks.

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September 19, 2025 120 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn:

  • Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS
  • Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money
  • Elton has been sick for kinda a while
  • Glen is that annoying guy at the factory
  • Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad.

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September 4, 2025 55 mins

We learn:

  • I decided to give a character a lisp
  • The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird
  • I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that.

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons

We learn:

  • Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D.
  • Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris
  • The British accents were the worst

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August 2, 2025 56 mins

We learn:

  • I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
  • They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
  • My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

We learn:

  • The sound is really bad on this episode
  • Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
  • Gertie hates Orson Welles

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July 19, 2025 48 mins

We learn:

  • I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
  • They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
  • I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed?

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote

We learn:

  • Ben Came SUPER prepared
  • Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
  • Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn:

  • The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
  • Apple makes the most sense
  • Glen wins legitimately!

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

We learn:

  • Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
  • Gertie is a horrible host
  • Gretchen is a new addition to the cup

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