Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

October 17, 2025 70 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win
  • There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft
  • the cleft became a really big deal in this episode

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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • We mess with a blacksmith
  • I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge
  • Elton continues to know everyone’s dad

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October 10, 2025 55 mins

We learn:

  • The author was a pervert
  • I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens
  • Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad
  • Sandwiches are invented
  • You can plant a tree, but it sucks.

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September 19, 2025 120 mins

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn:

  • Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS
  • Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money
  • Elton has been sick for kinda a while
  • Glen is that annoying guy at the factory
  • Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad.

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September 4, 2025 55 mins

We learn:

  • I decided to give a character a lisp
  • The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird
  • I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that.

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons

We learn:

  • Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D.
  • Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris
  • The British accents were the worst

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August 2, 2025 56 mins

We learn:

  • I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
  • They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
  • My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

We learn:

  • The sound is really bad on this episode
  • Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
  • Gertie hates Orson Welles

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July 19, 2025 48 mins

We learn:

  • I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring.
  • They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds
  • I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed?

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote

We learn:

  • Ben Came SUPER prepared
  • Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
  • Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn:

  • The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
  • Apple makes the most sense
  • Glen wins legitimately!

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This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

We learn:

  • Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
  • Gertie is a horrible host
  • Gretchen is a new addition to the cup

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June 20, 2025 102 mins

We learn:

  • I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts
  • I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds
  • I promise this is a good book!

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

We learn:

  • Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
  • We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
  • Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won

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We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. .

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Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn:

  • Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
  • Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
  • Glen should have won

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Celery vs. English People

We learn:

  • Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
  • We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
  • There are celery cults

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Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society

We learn:

  • Evil can come from hubris
  • Gertie’s dad has a boat
  • Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t

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We learn:

  • I’ve fixed my own knees
  • This story was dumb
  • I didn’t fart once this episode

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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