Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature, debate things and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

June 13, 2026 40 mins

We learn:

  • Jane is fed up with her old people
  • I got a letter from relatives saying I can live in their mansion
  • my relatives are perverts

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • Jane is threatening to get a new job and Rochester is being a controlling jerk about it
  • I can’t find a new place to live, so I’m still at the rented mansion
  • Mrs. Reed would rather keep a kid around to hate- than send her off to someone else who wanted her.

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • Renting a mansion for a night sucks
  • Rochester does a crap-load of gaslighting on Jane
  • What is with having a crazed murderer in your house and trying to get everyone to be cool with it?

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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We learn:

  • I don’t have a home anymore
  • Rochester plays ‘pranks’ apparently
  • I don’t have home insurance

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • They play charades with WHOLE COSTUMES and everything
  • I LOVE snausages
  • The mansion is on fire

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • My cat-servants are FINE
  • Jane is really jealous of Rochesters guests- and they’re ALL UGLY
  • One of the cats has a gun

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people
  • Jane gets REALLY weird about it
  • You’re jealous that I have kids

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • Orphans have secrets
  • If you go on a vacation with your mom, prepare for her to know you’re having sex
  • We learn all about how to start a generator

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/cute-but-prickly-lauren-esker/e15c6888b138ba7e?ean=9798877470002\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Its proven that Grakas has never had sex with that woman
  • Grakas has decided that he is gay
  • Grakas is NOT the father

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Mark as Played
April 25, 2026 51 mins

We learn:

  • I’m still really sick
  • Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser
  • I pee in the basement

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played
April 18, 2026 49 mins

We learn:

  • I’m really sick
  • Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole
  • Nurses that get high, suck

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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Mark as Played

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Bogdub goes home and shows off for her parents
  • Bogdub’s dad has secrets
  • Elton does an Irish accent the whole time (ugh)

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Mark as Played
April 11, 2026 38 mins

We learn:

  • Mr. Rochester is a dick
  • The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless
  • I don’t have time for this episode

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander
  • Elton had a REALLY hard childhood
  • Supernatural went on for way too long. That was their curse.

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Mark as Played

We learn:

  • We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss
  • We’re back in the mansion for some reason
  • The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • The battle was won
  • Elton can’t stop saying bad words
  • Everyone gets what they want

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Mark as Played
March 29, 2026 51 mins

We learn:

  • It was a long chapter- no time for fun
  • We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was
  • Adele sucks

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl

We learn:

  • Elton sounds like a frog
  • Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend
  • Hávamál was written by a lonely little man

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Mark as Played
March 22, 2026 46 mins

We learn:

  • I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair
  • I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before
  • Turns out? You can be a 12yr old teacher if you want

Go on, read it for yourself:

https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Mark as Played

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him
  • Belak Doesn’t have much time to tell us about the stock options
  • An emo god is in the tree

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