Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

June 20, 2025 102 mins

We learn:

  • I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts
  • I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds
  • I promise this is a good book!

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

We learn:

  • Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
  • We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
  • Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won

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We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. .

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Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn:

  • Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
  • Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
  • Glen should have won

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Celery vs. English People

We learn:

  • Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
  • We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
  • There are celery cults

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Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society

We learn:

  • Evil can come from hubris
  • Gertie’s dad has a boat
  • Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t

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We learn:

  • I’ve fixed my own knees
  • This story was dumb
  • I didn’t fart once this episode

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

We learn:

  • Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
  • You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
  • Elton won only because of a technicality

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We learn:

  • People used to get into wet slap-fights
  • We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
  • You CAN make fun of mimes

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We learn:

  • We see the result of room temperature chili dogs
  • Small-men are natural leaders
  • Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t

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We learn:

  • This man LOVED farts
  • I had to filter out the really bad ones
  • His girlfriend was wild

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We learn:

  • A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame
  • The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’
  • Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason.

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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March 15, 2025 23 mins

We learn:

  • I guess barbers are annoying?
  • Greatest American author
  • I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good.

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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March 8, 2025 21 mins

We learn:

  • This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’
  • I have nothing to talk about
  • This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We learn:

  • That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass
  • This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother’
  • Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner’s previous sexual conquests.

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We learn:

  • My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage?
  • AGAIN with the sci-fi names!
  • I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet.

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t

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We learn:

  • Another author who is a horrible person
  • This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft
  • Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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February 8, 2025 37 mins

We learn:

  • I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is
  • Ambrose Bierce can get weird
  • I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t

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We learn:

  • When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show
  • The first story was weird
  • I should get my bladder checked

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t

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January 24, 2025 15 mins

We learn:

  • America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
  • I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this book
  • In the end, the book basically had no point.

Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439

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