Nuzzle House

Nuzzle House

A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.

Episodes

March 8, 2026 73 mins

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • We talk a goblin into starting a union
  • Kobalds can have wings
  • Elton is dead!

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We learn:

  • I got pulled over for tabs
  • Jane is vindicated!
  • The DMV blows

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Goblins keep fighting Kobalds
  • Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO
  • Steven-shit-eater was the best of us

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February 27, 2026 40 mins

We learn:

  • We got drive-thru! That was fun
  • Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow.
  • Reading books to old people sucks

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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February 21, 2026 35 mins

We learn:

  • There are random amateur matches in Iowa!
  • We get more info on how school sucks
  • The saddest girl in the world actually likes it

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Giants are sometimes pacifists
  • There are times when jujitsu can’t help you
  • Elton made a race-war hole

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February 15, 2026 51 mins

We learn:

  • My car makes weird sounds
  • The kid gets to school and its really boring
  • A party bus with hot women!

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https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • A Squonk is acquired
  • A Troll is fought
  • Meepo is actually useful

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January 24, 2026 54 mins

We learn:

  • This kid is never going to get sent to school
  • Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer
  • She’s been living in an actual closet?

Go on, read it for yourself: 

https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

Listen anywhere:

nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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January 17, 2026 32 mins

We learn:

  • The blood room is toxic
  • The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her
  • Our hero is going to school

Go on, read it for yourself: 

https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

Listen anywhere:

nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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January 11, 2026 47 mins

We learn:

  • Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her
  • There’s a blood room for time outs
  • You can gift your spouse a miniature of yourself before you die

Go on, read it for yourself:

https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte-bronte/8f4e2a65f574e8aa?ean=9780141441146\&next=t

Listen anywhere:

nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff
  • Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is
  • The gang successfully completes their first quest

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch
  • Figs drops his god for some guy in a band
  • Meepo can actually fight!

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We learn:

  • Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast
  • I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking me
  • I’m not eating chips on the show again

Guests:

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Glen gets a new boy
  • No one respects the boy
  • Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queen

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Grakas single-handedly saves everyone
  • Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas
  • Wounded, but proud. Grakas survives

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December 7, 2025 53 mins

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

  • Editor Ben is a better editor than I am
  • You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes
  • People are keeping dream secrets from each other

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November 29, 2025 72 mins

We learn:

  • I think I have voice cancer
  • I can’t handle my wife’s birds
  • I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house uninvited

Go on, read it for yourself:

https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605\&next=t

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nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

We learn:

  • We can still do a show without Elton
  • This is the second time we have recorded this episode
  • There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

We learn:

  • Glen is pretty protective of his holiday
  • Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops
  • Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping

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