Nuzzle House
A bunch of podcasts where we write our own paranormal smut, review literature and read public domain books in the spirit of someone recording in their bathroom.
Episodes
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote
We learn:
- Ben Came SUPER prepared
- Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
- Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn:
- The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
- Apple makes the most sense
- Glen wins legitimately!
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey
We learn:
- Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
- Gertie is a horrible host
- Gretchen is a new addition to the cup
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We learn:
- I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts
- I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds
- I promise this is a good book!
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord
We learn:
- Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
- We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
- Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won
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We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. .
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Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn:
- Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
- Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
- Glen should have won
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Celery vs. English People
We learn:
- Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
- We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
- There are celery cults
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Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society
We learn:
- Evil can come from hubris
- Gertie’s dad has a boat
- Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t
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We learn:
- I’ve fixed my own knees
- This story was dumb
- I didn’t fart once this episode
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup
This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes
We learn:
- Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
- You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
- Elton won only because of a technicality
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We learn:
- People used to get into wet slap-fights
- We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
- You CAN make fun of mimes
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We learn:
- We see the result of room temperature chili dogs
- Small-men are natural leaders
- Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t
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Your bedtime ...
We learn:
- This man LOVED farts
- I had to filter out the really bad ones
- His girlfriend was wild
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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We learn:
- A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame
- The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’
- Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason.
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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We learn:
- I guess barbers are annoying?
- Greatest American author
- I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good.
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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We learn:
- This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’
- I have nothing to talk about
- This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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We learn:
- That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass
- This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother’
- Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner’s previous sexual conquests.
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/shifter-daddies-a-paranormal-romance-collection-meg-ripley/13234235?ean=9781697194913&next=t&...
We learn:
- My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage?
- AGAIN with the sci-fi names!
- I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet.
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t
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Your bedtime story re...
We learn:
- Another author who is a horrible person
- This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft
- Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet
Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t
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Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.
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