Trek to the Holodeck
Three friends trek to find and rank every holodeck episode... ever. Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, and other alpha quadrant podcast services. Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Episodes
This week the Holobois are watching the Orville. A time capsule is opened. Paramount changes its logo...it's bad. Jan is in the great Canadian north it's just a 3some. OH and semi-randomly it's the season finally of season 6! All this and more this week on... TO THE HOLODECK!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
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This week the all 4 Holobois are back together! We take a swing back into Voyager Month with this episode that is trying to take down socialist medicine but inadvertently shit on the current capitalist hellscape of the American Healthcare System. At least that's our take but listen for your self on this weeks Treeeeeeeek/ Don't forget to sign up for LazyPagan using your promo code PERT to get one free month. Get all your witchy sup...
This week the Holobois tackle Body Parts. In this aptly named episode, Quark thinks he's dying! Kira and Keiko swap pregnancy. Pert tries to sell pieces of Lo'Pek on the market. All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
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It's Holobois minus the brothers this week! Marc and Jan tackle a banger of a DS9 Episode. We meet the hologram legend himself, Vic Fontaine, for the first time and guess what? HE'S SELF AWARE! All that and more this week on... THE HOLODECK!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp
It's another fan request as the holobois go down another Riker hallucination tunnel! This time, it's not weird alien kids with holoprojectors, but rather a plot to gaslight him into thinking theatre is real life. A fantastic Hitchcockian romp, it's a shame nothing takes place on... THE HOLODECK!
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This week the Holobois get back to our regular format after the thrilling Par'March Madness Finale. This episode is actually a flash back to right before the Tournament. The Holobois are FORCED to watch another Voyager episode and it goes... well. OH! and Marc's internet speed is INSANE! All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
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In the episode the 2 Semi-Finalists (Ship in a Bottle & Shadowplay) go head to head for a shot at being crowned Champion of Trek to the Holodeck's 2024 Par'March Madness Tournament. It is a close match up, but only one episode can prevail. OH YEAH and we talked about AI.
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
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The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field all the way to the final match up. The Holo Bois are in person! There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS and some talk about The Big Labowski on... THE HOLODECK?!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp
The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field. Jan votes from afar and the fans break ties. There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS on... THE HOLODECK?!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp
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Yep, we're doing it again! While we didnt record a TON of episodes since the last tournament, we've thrown in an extra 32 just for fun, including some non-Trek episode UPSTARTS to see if they may pull off the ultimate upset and win it all. But, they'll be up against some TOUGH competition, including last year's winner: Take Me Out to the Holosuite from Deep Space 9. Will that episode repeat or will there be a new champion of... THE...
The holobois keep branching out to non-Trek shows, and if you're fans of terrible Rick & Morty impressions, you're in luck! Some lady named Beth has a clone called Space Beth, who looks like if Beth were a Portland barista, and they totally fall in love. When interrogating whether or not that's a good idea, they decide to do a "whole San Junipero" in... The Holodeck!!!
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In their SECOND episode of Picard, the holobois discuss the merits of serialized vs episodic content - particularly in the context of the holodeck. Picard and crew are stuck in a nebula thingy and it looks pretty bad. Instead of coming up with a solution, most of them (except for Seven and Dr. Crusher of course) end up hanging out on... The Holodeck!!!
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In one of Star Trek TNG's all-time spookiest episodes, Data's dream program starts giving him nightmares. In a rare twist, Data is going haywire in order to SAVE the Enterprise - but not without few stabby stabs along the way. Ensuing are silly straws, cellular peptide cakes, and a fantastic therapy sission with Sigmund Freud in... The Holodeck!!!
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This week the Holobois minus Jan watch some good old fashioned LDS. People were swapping jobs and Marc shared what Ortolan is. Mariner and Boimler go on an away mission and Rutherford is trying to impress Tendi. All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Ban...
This week the holobois venture outside Star Trek to discuss adventures in “the simulator” on the USS Orville! Can downloading porn onto the ship’s computer accidentally introduce a deadly virus into its systems like it could in 2006 with Limewire on Windows XP? We’ll explore that, uniform color, and Pert’s strange absence from a seemingly parallel universe on THE SIMULATOR!!!!
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In this Christmas episode that is being released waaaay to late, the holobois rate an episode with no Holosuite content. IT DOESNT MATTER, this episode is FIRE! It has future racquetball... future racquetball. Come play with us on …THE HOLODECK!!!
Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp
In this wet blanket of a season finale for Voyager: Janeway and Seven are playing full contact future skeet shooting aka Velocity, Voyager gets tricked into almost flying to the Borg, and Janeway gets to end games whenever she feels like it. The holobois discuss different shows "Next time on" …THE HOLODECK!!!
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In this episode from right before the SAG Strike Solidarity Hiatus, Bold Boimler, Mariner, and Tendi are fighting for a room of their own, while Freeman and Rutherford search for relaxation on the USS Dove. Meanwhile, the Holobois are moving out of their quarters and consolidating their possessions, to see if they can make room for their new living space on…THE HOLODECK!!!
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And Finally for the Finale of the the LDS Comic! During a long strike, the holobois are absolutely exhausted! Tom, Pert, and Michaal learn what it means to trade bodily fluids in this week’s episode of…TREK TO THE HOLODECK!!!!
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To quote Eric Bana's Nero... the wait is over.
All four holobois are back for this Very Special Episode after months of hiatus due to the Writers' and Actors' strikes. After all, they're more than heroes: they're union men. This classic season 7 banger features Federation Ferengi and Dominion Defection hijinks, but because the holobois are a bit rusty there isn't any content on... THE HOLODECK!
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