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Late November is a strange stretch of the calendar. My spookies.
The pumpkins are fully rotten, the Christmas lights are about
to be plugged in, and the weather can't decide if
it wants to rain, snow or just blow leaves directly
in your face. It's the season of leftovers, hangovers, and
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that uncanny feeling that the year is almost over but
not quite yet. In horror history, this is exactly when
things get weird. Cabin fever, best sellers get locked in
the snow, miserly old ghosts come calling, Santa picks up
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a sledgehammer, and deep underground, a group of very unlucky
explorers realize the monsters didn't stay buried in the first movie.
Welcome to This Week in Horror History for November twenty
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six through December two. I'm Enrique Kuto, and this is
the show where we rummage through the genre calendar, pull
out the best anniversaries and deep cuts, and give you
a spooky little guide to what was happening in horror
this week in past years, because of course, the past
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never stays buried. Tonight, we're talking snowbound Stephen King, the
Definitive Christmas ghost story Santa Versus Mercenaries, a much maligned
cave sequel that deserves another look, and one perfectly chilly
recommendation to end your night. So let's dig in. First up,
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we're heading to the snowed in roads of Coloradi. For Misery,
released November thirtieth, nineteen ninety, Rob Reiner adapts Stephen King's
novel into a brutally simple setup. Best selling author Paul
Sheldon crashes his car in a blizzard and wakes up
in the home of Annie Wilkes, his self proclaimed number
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one fan. What follows is a two person pressure cooker
of escalating dread. James Kahn sells the trapped, increasingly desperate writer,
while Kathy bates Annie sweet one second, dead eyed the next,
earned her a very well deserved oscar. This is another example,
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by the way, of a film that is clearly horror
being labeled a thriller so they can hand it an oscar.
But who am I to pick apart how a bunch
of rich people hand other rich people little statues. Misery
was made for roughly twenty million dollars and went on
to earn sixty one million at the box office, A
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very solid hit for an R rated film that was
mostly one location. Misery proved you don't need a dozen
kills or gallons of gore to make audiences terrified, just
a sledgehammer, a typewriter, and the fear that your biggest
fan might never let you leave. Misery is one of
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my all time favorites, especially when it comes to Snowbound Horror.
Snow is one of my favorite elements in a story,
whether it's a novel or a movie or a television series,
because snow is beautiful. It makes you think of Christmas,
it makes you think of the holidays. It makes you
think of getting cozy in your couch. But snow is dangerous.
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Snow can isolate you, Snow can make you trapped. But
before it does that, it's so beautiful, wistful and fun.
That's why I love Snowbound Horror. And if you want
something tense and wintry that still feels weirdly cozy, this
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is the perfect late November rewatch. You can see it
for free on twob or rent it wherever you like
to do that sort of thing. Next, we drift into
holiday mode and join Scrooge. Now I know what you're thinking. Yeah,
it's a ghost story. It's just become so commonplace you
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so easily forget. Released in the United States as a
Christmas Carol, which premiered in New York at the end
of November nineteen fifty one and rolled out more widely
on December, tewod Alistair Sims Scrooge is for a lot
of horror fans the definitive version of Dickens's ghost story.
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The London streets are damp and miserable, the shadows are thick,
and the spirits feel closer to Gotha horror than some
cozy family special. Chains rattle, graveyards loom, and the ghost
of Christmas yet to come points straight at a lonely
grave that might still be avoided. The film did modest
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business in the United States, but became a staple thanks
to years of television airings and of course home video.
Now it materializes on multiple channels and streamers every December,
proof that Christmas ghost stories never really left. In fact,
that's something I always found really amusing about A Christmas Carol.
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It was actually just one of many ghost stories told
at Christmas time, but this one happened to take place
on Christmas and be to some extent about Christmas, which
led to it becoming a major part of the zeitgeist.
But hey, whatever gets you to enjoy ghost stories during
the holidays season, I'm happy about, no doubt about that.
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That's why Weekly Spooky brings you nearly a dozen holiday
horror stories every single December. So make sure you're subscribed.
And if you like your holiday viewing with genuine supernatural
menace and a side of existential dread, this is your
yearly appointment. You can watch it free on two B
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Plex or wherever you rent your movies, and you should
rent your movies. Don't let no streaming service decide what
you watch and where and how. Now, for a more
recent addition to the holiday bloodbath genre, we jump to
December second, twenty twenty two for Violent Night, the movie
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that asked what if John McLean from die Hard was
Santa Claus. David Harbor of Stranger Things Fame plays a
burned out, boozy Santa who's very very much over modern Christmas.
Unfortunately for a crew of heavily armed mercenaries, he happens
to be on the premises when they take a wealthy
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family hostage on Christmas Eve. What follows is a gleefully
nasty cocktail of holiday movie siege thriller and cartoonishly bloody action,
complete with candy cane shives and one extremely overworked warhammer.
Violent Night was produced for about twenty million dollars and
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racked up roughly seventy six million worldwide, A clear hit
for an R rated ultra violent Christmas action horror hybrid.
Say that five times fast and strong enough that a
sequel moved into development almost immediately and is expected at
Christmas time twenty twenty six. I really enjoyed Violent Night.
It's it's a bit more of a bloody action movie
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than a horror movie, but horror should be inclusive, so
I'm including it. And by by the way, if you
want a really great dark Christmas Santa Claus focused film,
head over to Netflix and watch Fat Man. It's a great, wild,
fun and fascinating take on Chris Kringle himself, starring, of
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all people, Mel Gibson as the titular fat Man. Trust me,
you will not be mad if you check out Fat Man.
Even though it's not horror. Go to Netflix and watch
Fat Man. Add it to your list. You'll be happy
you did. But as far as Violent Night Goes. If
you want something loud, cathartic, and surprisingly sweet at its core,
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this is a perfect Black Friday recovery watch. It's streaming
on Peacock right now or wherever you rench your movies.
And remember Santa Claus is coming in a sequel in
twenty twenty six. Speaking of bad nights. After the break,
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we're our helmets and switching on the headlamps and taking
a second trip into one of the most claustrophobic horror
universes of the two thousands. But before we get to that,
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can get cozy, let's put on our coveralls because we're
going splunking. What a word as we make our own descent.
See what I did there? Right after this, don't go anywhere,
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not that there's anywhere left to run. Welcome back to
this week in horror history. You've had your stretch, You've
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refilled your drink. Now let's crawl back into the dark.
Tonight's deep cut Spotlight takes a cave dwelling second look
at The Descent Part two, which opened in Ireland and
then across the United Kingdom on December two, two thousand
and nine. The original Descent is rightly hailed as one
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of the best horror films of the two thousands, and
I cannot state that enough. And all female casts suffocating
in caves with creatures that feel a little two plausible.
Directed by the incomparable Neil Marshall, the sequel had an
almost impossible task following that act while answering what happened next.
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Directed by John Harris, who was the editor on the
original Discent, Part two picks up almost immediately after the
first film, an amnesiac, traumatized Sarah is dragged out of
the cave system, and instead of being helped, is pressured
by authorities to go back underground with a rescue team
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to show them where her friends are. It's a grim
bid of institutional cruelty that sets the tone nobody down
there is really safe, neither physically or emotionally. The movie
was produced for about ten million dollars and only scraped
together about seven million worldwide, with a very small United
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Kingdom theatrical run and a straight to video release in
the US. It was written off by many as a
flop and for a lot of people an unnecessary sequel,
But I'm gonna have to disagree. There's a lot of
good stuff to enjoy in the dark. The film leans
into procedural horror, using the team's gear and tactics to
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give the first act a grounded, almost documentary feel. Before
everything collapses. The creature work remains strong, but instead of
a slow reveal, the movie assumes you already know what's
down there and pushes straight into brutal, action oriented territory. Thematically,
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it doubles down on the idea that human systems can
be just as cruel as the monsters below, Sarah survives
the unthinkable, only to be sacrificed to bureaucracy and disbelief.
It's not as elegant as the original, but as a grim, muddy,
monster filled epilogue, it's a fascinating curiosity and an absolutely
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solid late night double feature partner when you want to
stay in the caves for a little while longer, don't
listen to the haters. It's a perfectly fun outing when
you want a monster romp in the caves and a
little bit more of that main character from the first film. No,
it's not as good as the original, but honestly, name
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a couple of movies that are better than The Descent,
You probably can't come up with that many. It's such
a solid film, and having a follow up to head
back into the caves is just the kind of cozy
nightmare fuel you need as you settle in for your
Turkey coma come Thanksgiving. It's free to watch on Plex
or rentable, wherever you do that kind of thing. Now,
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let's raise a drumstick for some birthdays. First up is
Peter Fassinelli born November twenty sixth, nineteen seventy three, known
for being doctor Carlyle Cullen from The Twilight Saga, the
surprisingly warm patriarch of the Sparkly Vampires. Joe Dante born
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November twenty eighth, nineteen forty six, the director of Gremlins,
The Howling and some of the most gleefully wild horror
comedies ever made, and honestly one of my favorite films
of his, which is tough to say because you've got Gremlins,
The Howling, the Burbs. There are so many films to love,
but my personal favorite is Matinee. And I know you
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might be thinking, what is Matinee? Well, it's a nineteen
ninety three love letter to the b movies of the
nineteen fifties and sixties, starring John Goodman as a kind
of William Castle type, and it's available to watch wherever
you rent your movies. Check it out if after you
Carve the Bird you need a little family fun. And
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we wrap up with Nestor Carbonel born December one, nineteen
sixty seven, a familiar face from Bates Motel, Lost and
the Dark Night films. One of those Oh it's that
guy presences who keeps sneaking into your spooky favorites. He
belongs to that class of actor we lovingly call that
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guy who was in that one thing, And I've heard
a rumor we'll be seeing him in the sequel to
Ready or Not titled Ready or Not Here I Come,
which is just perfect coming out in twenty twenty six.
So raise a glass, a slice of pumpkin pie, or
a blood red holiday cocktail in their honor for are
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Then and now, let's take a look at Christmas horror
and how it's evolved between the aforementioned Scrooge in nineteen
fifty one and the more recent and wild Violent Night
from twenty twenty two. In Scrooge, the horror is moral
and spiritual. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and yet
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to come terrify one man into changing his ways. The
imagery graveyards chains, skeletal specters is unnerving, but the endgame
is redemption. Horror shows up to save your soul. Jump
ahead to Violent Night and Christmas horror is much more physical.
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And I suppose you could say cathartic Santa isn't here
to frighten you into goodness. He's here to beat the
ever loving hell out of the bad guys on your behalf.
The monsters aren't ghosts of your own greed. They're mercenaries
and corrupt billionaires. The fantasy isn't I'll change. It's someone
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magical and very angry will show up to protect me.
Both stories use Christmas as a stage for judgment, but
they reflect completely different anxieties fear of damnation versus fear
of a broken world. I know, right, it's pretty heavy.
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Somewhere between those two poles lies the whole history of
Christmas horror, from ghost stories whispered by firelight to blood
spattered action comedies you stream with leftover stuffing in the waiting.
This week's recommendation is a deep cut, but one that's
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close to my black heart and hopefully yours too, especially
if you love horror. A little trashy and fun. Opening
in the United States on Thanksgiving weekend, specifically November twenty eighth,
nineteen eighty six, after an earlier regional rollout in the Southeast,
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I'm talking about Dead Time Stories from nineteen eighty six.
It's a low budget horror anthology where an exhausted uncle
tries to get a hyper kid to go to sleep
by telling him three wildly inappropriate bedtime stories. You get
witchy Mayhem involving a fisherman's son and two sisters trying
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to resurrect a third a sleazy modern little red riding
hood riff with a werewolf mix up, and the Crown Jewel,
a deranged Goldilocks and the Three Bears segment where the
Bears are a criminal family and Goldie is a telekinetic
murderer who's way to end to chaos. Made on a
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tiny budget, reported to be in the low hundreds of thousands,
grossing about two point seven million in theaters, It's the
definition of a scrappy cult movie. Did respectable business for
what it is. It's cheap, it's weird, and it feels
like the exact VHS your older cousin would have rented
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and absolutely should not have shown you. I speak from
personal experience, and actually I really do think you should
sit down and watch Dead Time Stories. The first time
I watched the film from beginning to end was right
after I had gollbladder surgery. I sat there on a
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lot of Vicodin and really enjoyed the hell out of
the movie. I had just purchased the Shout Factory blu Ray. Shockingly,
I remember more than you would think from that day.
It's a perfect little piece of cozy, silly, wild, nasty
horror to add to your pre Christmas season. And best
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of all, it's incredibly easy to get a hold of
for free. You could watch it at two b TV,
Pluto TV, Amazon Prime Video with subscription, Sling TV, the
Roku Channel, Fandango, at Home Free and Plex, so you
have no excuse get yourself a dead time story after
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your Thanksgiving stuffing. That's going to do it for this
week's trip through the calendar, my spookies, But don't worry.
I'll be back next Tuesday for another week in horror history.
And if you need more horror in your week, don't forget.
Tomorrow is our latest episode of Weekly Spooky, and not
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only that, it's our Thanksgiving special for the year, written
by David O'Hanlon, and it's a sick and wild good time.
And on Black Friday, cutting deep into horror returns as
we talk about one of my favorite all time horror movies,
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Then on Saturday will have a
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big fat compilation of some of the scariest Christmas stories
ever released here at Weekly Spooky and as December begins,
there'll be no shortage of holiday horrors for you to enjoy,
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and safe Thanksgiving, make sure the leftovers are safely labeled,
and try to keep the holiday ghosts on friendly terms.