Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.
Episodes
November 6, 2025 • 59 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi catch up over some McDonald's breakfast. They discuss mental health and burnout, throwing parties, and some updates for team Pretty Not Smart.
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October 30, 2025 • 65 mins
As Spooky Season comes to a close, Louie and Yoatzi tell some true crime tales and read more scary Reddit stories.
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October 23, 2025 • 74 mins
Spooky Season continues as Louie and Yoatzi break down the unsolved Zodiac case. They also swap stories about being followed by strange cars.
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October 16, 2025 • 77 mins
Andrea joins Louie and Yoatzi to tell some scary stories and talk about sleepwalking in her childhood.
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October 9, 2025 • 71 mins
Louie and Yoatzi read scary stories on Reddit about a demon mom, an unexplained creature sighting, and more!
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October 2, 2025 • 70 mins
Louie and Yoatzi start celebrating SPOOKY season with some wild conspiracy theories. They talk about the lore of a popular childhood song, lobotomies, and the Miami mall incident.
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September 25, 2025 • 67 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about their telepathy, crazy drivers, and the truth behind their failed businesses.
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September 18, 2025 • 70 mins
Louie and Yoatzi talk about the "Unknown Number" documentary on Netflix, the new Conjuring movie, and Louie's unreleased video with Margot Robbie and the cast of Barbie.
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September 11, 2025 • 67 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about what they would do if they won the lottery, celebrities selling their souls, and crazy intuitions. Louie shares a wild story about old brand drama and Yoatzi wonders if Rihanna will ever drop an album.
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September 4, 2025 • 62 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about irrational fears, roller coasters, and their old sneaking out videos.
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August 28, 2025 • 69 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi critique their Facetune era, discuss makeup for men, and reminisce on playing with makeup as kids.
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August 21, 2025 • 92 mins
We're joined by our longtime friend YAMI to reminisce on playing together as kids, middle school highs and lows, and how Louie and Yami came out to each other.
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August 14, 2025 • 64 mins
Louie and Yoatzi talk about the recent earthquakes in California, Louie's birthday party, expensive Erewhon food, and the mystery of a missing man.
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August 7, 2025 • 61 mins
In this episode, Louie and Yoatzi share some spooky stories, discuss unsolicited attention, and talk about foods they can no longer stand the sight of. What new words are you seeing on socials?! Let us know in the comments!
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July 31, 2025 • 78 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi are joined by Benny and Alondra! They talk about the beginnings of their relationship, the idea of having a surrogate, and real versus fake BBLs.
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July 24, 2025 • 70 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi reminisce about high school drama, people taking photos of them in the wild, and the time someone threatened to poison Louie. Should we do a part 2?! Let us know us in the comments!
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July 17, 2025 • 74 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi chat about everything from fashion to financials! They talk about body dysmorphia, designer sunglasses, and first credit cards.
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July 10, 2025 • 69 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi read your crazy string theory stories. A viewer met her boyfriend in preschool and had no idea, another said their moms were best friends as kids, and it only gets deeper from there. Stay tuned!
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July 3, 2025 • 98 mins
Yoatzi and Louie celebrate episode 100 with Adam Ray and Marlene Mendez! They play Truth or Shot with juicy questions, talk about common misconceptions and first impressions, and A.I ASMR.
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June 26, 2025 • 71 mins
Ready for the chisme?! Louie is back in the states with some complaints about Disneyland Paris. Yoatzi is being haunted by a ghost and the group shares some more paranormal stories.
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