Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives. Get ready for juicyyy conversations and fresh perspectivas on what it means to be bonita, inteligente, and everything in between! So put your make up on, do your hair, and listen to the hottest podcast you’ll ever hear. Because it’s ok to be Pretty, Not Smart.
Episodes
September 11, 2025 • 67 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about what they would do if they won the lottery, celebrities selling their souls, and crazy intuitions. Louie shares a wild story about old brand drama and Yoatzi wonders if Rihanna will ever drop an album.
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September 4, 2025 • 62 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi talk about irrational fears, roller coasters, and their old sneaking out videos.
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August 28, 2025 • 69 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi critique their Facetune era, discuss makeup for men, and reminisce on playing with makeup as kids.
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August 21, 2025 • 92 mins
We're joined by our longtime friend YAMI to reminisce on playing together as kids, middle school highs and lows, and how Louie and Yami came out to each other.
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August 14, 2025 • 64 mins
Louie and Yoatzi talk about the recent earthquakes in California, Louie's birthday party, expensive Erewhon food, and the mystery of a missing man.
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August 7, 2025 • 61 mins
In this episode, Louie and Yoatzi share some spooky stories, discuss unsolicited attention, and talk about foods they can no longer stand the sight of. What new words are you seeing on socials?! Let us know in the comments!
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July 31, 2025 • 78 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi are joined by Benny and Alondra! They talk about the beginnings of their relationship, the idea of having a surrogate, and real versus fake BBLs.
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July 24, 2025 • 70 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi reminisce about high school drama, people taking photos of them in the wild, and the time someone threatened to poison Louie. Should we do a part 2?! Let us know us in the comments!
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July 17, 2025 • 74 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi chat about everything from fashion to financials! They talk about body dysmorphia, designer sunglasses, and first credit cards.
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July 10, 2025 • 69 mins
This week, Louie and Yoatzi read your crazy string theory stories. A viewer met her boyfriend in preschool and had no idea, another said their moms were best friends as kids, and it only gets deeper from there. Stay tuned!
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July 3, 2025 • 98 mins
Yoatzi and Louie celebrate episode 100 with Adam Ray and Marlene Mendez! They play Truth or Shot with juicy questions, talk about common misconceptions and first impressions, and A.I ASMR.
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June 26, 2025 • 71 mins
Ready for the chisme?! Louie is back in the states with some complaints about Disneyland Paris. Yoatzi is being haunted by a ghost and the group shares some more paranormal stories.
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June 19, 2025 • 71 mins
We're back bihhhhh! Louie and Yoatzi talk about Pride Month, staying true to yourself, and getting triggered by ragebait.
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June 12, 2025 • 78 mins
Today we're joined by a very special guest - Fern! We talk about his first impressions of Louie, what all the nicknames mean, and Fern's clothing brand.
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June 5, 2025 • 69 mins
Louie and Yoatzi give an update on the neighbor drama. They also discuss string theory, creepy neighbors from childhood, and parents standing up for their kids.
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May 29, 2025 • 74 mins
We're back, flibbertigibbets! We're bouncing back from being sick at Disney World and talking about why Louie got uninvited from the Lilo & Stitch movie premiere.
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May 22, 2025 • 72 mins
Yoatzi is BACK and we have a new studio! We talk about the new baby, streaming vs. podcasting, and how to mind your business.
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May 15, 2025 • 74 mins
Today Louie’s cohost is his little sister, Andrea! They discuss their favorite childhood moments, getting their bikes stolen, and the pressure of being the youngest sibling.
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May 8, 2025 • 74 mins
This week, Louie is joined by a potential new cohost, AdamRayOkay! They take shots and put their friendship to the test. They also discuss their shared YouTube channel, being perceived as mean, and Adam’s unreleased podcast.
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May 1, 2025 • 70 mins
We’re back…with a tiny guest?! We catch up on Yoatzi’s pregnancy journey, changes at Coachella this year, and Louie’s thoughts on 75 Hard.
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