Alpha Blokes Podcast

Would you cop your father in law shittin' on your back fence? What's the wildest thing you've donated to vinnies? But really, how goonah is Apricot Chicken? All this and more discussed on this weeks instalment of Trendsetter Talkback. Enjoy legends!

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Keen fisherman, fabrication expert and legend of a bloke Nicko Fewtrell from Tackling Australia joins us for a yarn.

Whilst on a stint in Gladdy fishing with mate of the show Stimo, Nicko popped in for a yarn to tell us about his journey with Tackling Australia: a content passion combining his love for Fabrication, Fishing and getting amongst it. We recap some wild yarns that he's encountered while doing so, including Catfish No...

When it rains, it f*cking pours.

Big dramas surronding the god awful heat happening this weekend in Sydney, days shuffled, horses out, but that won't stop us from still putting on a show! We give updates on our horses and the new plans for our owners meeting on Saturday in the DKC before kicking into our weekends: Poo's just got a brand new sleep apnea machine and Tommy's been ripping in to Dad fitness. A very special editi...

Has anyone else bought a pair of shoes to get into the clubs? Another great instalment of talkback this week and we finally get a hold the winner on the blower! Enjoy your week legends, stay outta yaselves!

Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

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HUGE weekend in Melbourne. 

What a weekend at the supercross with some elite people. Plenty of absolute dribble and shenanigans occurred within our 48 hours in the big smoke: Poo sabotaging Quinn's plane seats, shirt cannons, motorbikes flying and the biggest mob of chafe to ever grace Melbourne city. We recap the weekend that was before diving in to the usual segments: Poo's got a bone to pick with Apricot Chicken dur...

How long do you reckon it's possible to hide that you've got dentures? Is Seafood in the crib hut absolute sacrilege? Is it a given that blind blokes are part of the 25% that sit to piss? We dive into all of this and more in another ripper instalment of talkback. Enjoy trendsetters!

Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - include your number in case you win!

The ABW Bucking Bull Of The...

Member of the Missouri thunder and rider of the Warden in the PBR Finals Andrew Alvidrez and PBR Bullfight and great bloke Adrian Roots join us for a yarn.

After the PBR Finals, Rootsy has been taking a few of the riders around Australia to show them some of the great land and wind down before heading back to the US, taking them fishing, hunting and celebrating a great season. Andrew tells us all about his life in the states, gr...

Hard to keep a lawn down at the moment.

PLENTY happening as per usual. Updates on some ripper content and our plan to catch up with some legends in Melbourne for the Supercross. The Great Debate of Whippersnipping VS Poisoning is discussed before we rip in to the usual segments, Trip Advisor reviews are prime during Pub Of The Week. Are Elons robots on the rise? We discuss during the news, as well as recapping UFC 322. An absolu...

The phone line is up and running to give the winner a bell once they've won! A ripper instalment this week that goes well over the usual time, chatting all things great Australians, the coolest type of penguin and how to get away with farting on the dance floor. Enjoy trendsetters and let's rip in to this week!

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Another injury has been discovered in the world of humble yarners.

A weekend at home brings all sorts of stories out of the woodworks: near death by choking on a fly, Borry's first ever trip to the dentist at 34 years old and sickness galore at Dahl HQ. We dive deep down south to Tassie for Pub of the Week and we've all been doing whipping up some schmick feeds for the Cooking segment. A heavy focus on a certain tug of war in th...

Does anyone actually eat the veggies in 2 minute noodles? How many Aussies are actually sh*tting in their swags while camping? Is it poor etiquette to turn your lights on last in the paddock during harvest? Plenty of this and great banter in this week's instalment of Talkback. Enjoy legends!

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Mixer of moments, spinner of sound and deadset legend, Jack Bussit, the man behind TSV DNB, joins us for a yarn.

We kick off discussing how he left the UK and came over to Australia and why he never looked back. We dive into his initial passion for Drum and Bass, how that transitioned to learning how to DJ on decks and how that transitioned to his socials and even growing to a stage to managing his own events. We cover some prev...

A couple of busted yarners flying in to recap one of the craziest weeks in recent memory. Barra fishing, skidding out at Go-Karts and of course tearing Townsville up for the PBR finals. This is an absolute ripper as we recap our Christmas Party and taking out bucking bull of the year for PBR Australia, does it get any BETTER! We rip into usual segments too, but not without adding a brand new one: Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You!...

WILD yarns around marketplace this week, and more call ins about muck up days gone wrong resulting in some great banter between the lads about their educational strengths. Enjoy legends, let's have a great week!

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There's a new segment in town and we're going to the tip boys.

A rather chilled weekend before a jam packed week at Alpha HQ this week. We're going Barra hunting before we rip into the PBR at Townsville to hopefully see ABW win bull of the year! Huge debate about meatless pasta in the cooking segment, discussion of bringing back the old school UHF aerials during Pub of the Week and eye pokes galore in the news and sport bef...

Knuckles joins us for the usual dribble this week as we hear from you legends and dive deeper into getting Borry sponsored as the national hobby horse championship runner, it gets pretty bloody loose. Enjoy legends!

Check out Knuckles' podcast, Proper True Yarn, on all reputable podcast platforms and also follow it on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/propertrueyarn/

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The one of a kind assless hat salesman and one of our best mates Brett "Knuckles" Hanly joins us for a catch up. 

We kick off by discussing about Get Yourself Checked, a charity created he created together with Mark Tobin from an idea sprawled on a napkin one day at the Brekky Creek hotel. Get Yourself Checked recently had their first Gala evening: we discuss how the event went and the vision behind the organisation to enco...

Nothing beats an outside piss.

A jam packed episode this week. We hear an update on the Alpha Guinea from our favourite pig farmer from down south. We all recap different activities from the weekend, including the Monster Trucks in Rocky and some gardening from Uncle Poo. The rubs have been getting into their work during the Cooking segment, including some beer can chicken and some texas style ribs. Greyhounds on Meth during the...

Is the Golden Nugget Servo haunted? Why do hotels use white linen? Just how crazy was Woodstock '99? All this and more answered in this weeks instalment of yarns from all you absolute legends. Enjoy trendsetters!

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