July 1, 2025 • 19 mins
(00:00:00) Intro
(00:01:50) Howl Outs
(00:04:31) We Just Got Done Watching Puppets
(00:16:12) Did We Learn Anything Today?
(00:18:03) Parting Thoughts
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(00:01:50) Howl Outs
(00:04:31) We Just Got Done Watching Puppets
(00:16:12) Did We Learn Anything Today?
(00:18:03) Parting Thoughts
In this episode we talk about Puppets. Listen, Unicorse. No one WANTS to eat broccoli; you just have to do it!
Thank you so much for listening. Connect with us and let us know what you think of the show!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
And I don't know what that says.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What's up? Guys? Welcome to season three, episode thirty of
Dinner with the Healers. My name is Eric, and with
me as always are my lovely wife Amanda Hi, guys,
my beautiful daughter Stella Hi, and my super handsome son Henry.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Guys. If this is your first time listening to us,
we are an episode by episode Blue podcast where we
watch an episode of Blue and then talk about it
and the lessons we learned. Does that sound right to you, guys?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It sure does.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Awesome. Let's jump into the business. Be sure to check
out the show description. You'll find a link to our website.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Blue Podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Our email address.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Glue Podcast at gmail dot.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Com, links to our social media, a link to our
tea public merch store, time stamps so you can jump
right to the part of the episode you're looking for.
And you'll also find a couple of links so you
can sign up to listen to the show ad free.
It's just one dollar a month. There's a link for Spotify,
and there's a link for every other platform. And a huge,
(01:37):
huge thank you to our subscribers. You guys are awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
They sure are thank you guys, so so much.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Henry speaking to people who are awesome. What should we
do next?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The howl outs, Okay, listen up, everyone has to clap
and go whoo.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. All right, that's awesome, got it. Let's start on Spotify.
We heard from Tamsen Kinsley Peyton and Roxy Grant, Daisy Rob,
(02:16):
Gideon Caitlin, who says their favorite episode is Unicorse. Will
are you ever in luck Today? Drew, Emily, Annabelle, Sarah,
Alex Power, Loofu, the Pomster, Teddy, Mike Susan, someone whose
(02:44):
user name is Bingo plus Blue Forever Willow, someone whose
user name is Star Wars eleven. Okay, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, it's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Danielle Chris, who says Stella is cool. Thank you, and Eer.
We got some emails. We heard from Lucy who is
seven and she had her dad leave a five star
review for us. Thank you Lucy, Yeah, thank you Lucy,
and thank you Lucy's dad. We sure do appreciate it.
(03:22):
We heard from Zach Ainslie Evelyn, and we also got
a voicemail from darsh Hi.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Guys, my name is darsh I am sec usual and
I am from India and I would like to join
the Henry Finn Club. And Henry and Eric you are
my favorite people.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh how cute, Darsh Thank you so much. You should
see Henry over there doing a victory laugh that he
said he was your favorite. Yes, yes, Henry club all
the way around.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Thank you Darsh for your message. It was so great
to hear you all the way from India. Thank you,
Thank you Dorsh.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guys, thank you so much for all of the messages
and the emails and comments and reviews. It means the
world to us. And we have the best best fans anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
We sure do. Eric said it all. You guys are
fantastic and we just appreciate you all so much.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, guys, we just got done watching Puppets.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yes, goes Samath Dodges well Unicors.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Blue keeps chewing with.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
A method, Si, Amanda, could you tell us what was
going on? At the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Bandit, Bluie, and Bingo are all sitting at the table
eating and Bandit has to remind Blue to chew with
her mouth closed, and she said, oh, sorry, I forgot,
and he no more told her than she turned around
and did it again. And so he says, well, if
you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Unicorse.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Our favorite favorite guest, Unicorse.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Stella.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
When Unicorse shows up, he calls the girls something. What
does he call him?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
He calls them salad dodgers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What do you think that means?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think it means that they don't eat any salad
and they don't like salad.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think that's probably accurate. And now how do you
feel about that? Are you a salad dodger?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No? I actually like salad.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, well, well there you go. Unicorse does something immediately
that is pretty gross, Stella, what was it?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He eats a tick out of his mane.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yep, that is pretty disgusting. Bandit declares him to be something, Amanda,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bandit calls him a grub because Unicorse said that he
also choose with his mouth open all the time. But
he also doesn't take a shower, he doesn't brush his teeth,
he doesn't comb his hair, and he doesn't eat vegetables.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Amanda, do you think Unicors is disgusting based on those
facts about himself that.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
He shared, absolutely, especially the not brushing your teeth part.
I'm sorry Unicorse is cute, but man, I bet he
has some terrible breath.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh, I suspect it's probably pretty gross, Henry. The girls
said they didn't care, though, didn't they Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
They said they didn't care. They said that's why they
like him actually.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Because he does his own thing, right, Yeah, and he
doesn't have to do all of those things that grown
ups say that they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Now, he says that he's comfortable with himself, so why
should I change?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's right? Right. Then something happens that gets his attention, Henry.
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He sees Chili walking by, and he merely falls in love,
and he tells them that he's gonna marry her?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Who is that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I'm gonna marry you, mom, Lord should have.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You would heavy he knew who she was married to.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, he's a pretty smooth guy.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Not as smooth as me.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Checkut, Henry. When the girls said that he would care
if he knew who Chili was married to, do you
think that scared Unicorse at all?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, he thinks he's pretty smooth and he's gonna go
over there and wow her. What's the first thing he tries?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He tries to do a little dance.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, his dance moves. He's pretty slick. But Stella was
chilly impressed.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, But then it got even worse. What did she see?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
She saw a chili sauce on him, and he asked
her if she wanted to try some.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
She didn't go for that, though, did she? Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I figured she would go right in for that. Bandit
tells Unicorse he might as well hit the bricks and
be on his way. But what ends up happening.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Louis and Bingo said that they want him to stay,
and that they will teach him how to brush his
teeth and comb his hair and take a shower.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Whatever Johnny had to do him.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The thing is, I'll do this to myself. Oh, I
can so relate to Bandit in that respect. I've done
those sorts of things to myself before too, playing with
you guys, or in all kinds of other situations, Amanda,
we cut to classic montage action. What is going on?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We see that the girls have Unicorse in the bathroom
and they're teaching him to brush his teeth with look
like an electric toothbrush and then we see him in
the shower and then Bluie is brushing his hair out,
and at that point she kind of hits like a
probably like a tangle, kind of pulls his hair a
(09:26):
little bit, and he turns around and tells her that
you get the horn. So he's like jabbing her and
her tummy with his unicorn horn. And then the last thing,
they're sitting at the table and they're trying to get
him to eat broccoli and he just does not want
to do it.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Listen, Unicorse, no one wants to eat broccoli except me.
You just have to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
But why do I have to?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Because she wants to marry mom and she loves broccoli eaters.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, let's say this. Henry Unicorse is determined to get
through this. What do we see going on next?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He takes a shower, he gets his hair brushed, and
he brushes his teeth all again while looking at a
picture of Chili.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah for inspiration, right, that's gonna help him act, right?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, it's finally time and he is getting a pep
talk on the stairs and he is gonna go talk
to Chili. What's he wearing, Henry?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A nice little bow hie.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, and he's got his little beard hairs all braided
and cute, doesn't he And he is getting ready to
go talk to Chili, but he says he needs to
do one thing before he goes, and what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Henry, He is gonna get tick for the road, but
they told him, nope, no ticks. You're not any one
front Chili.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's right, very good Stella. When Unicorse heads over to
talk to Chili, what goes on over there?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He tells her that he has just taken a shower
and combed his hair and brushed his teeth, and he
asked Chili if she would like to join him for
some bracula.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, but what did he really mean?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
He actually meant broccoli, but.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He just didn't know how to say it. What did
she say?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
She said that he's really cleaned himself up and that
she liked his little bow tie, but then he ate
a tike from his mane again and she ran away.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Okay, yes, I loved Oh my gosh, yeah yeah come back.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, well that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Could have gone a bit better. That's a big lat down.
And the girls are frustrated with someone, Amanda, who are
they upset with?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
They are upset with Dad for letting Unicorse.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Act like that. Yeah, because it's his fall, and they
have to explain something to Unicorse. I don't understand. I'm
the one who waite the tick. Unicolus, you're a puppet.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
He can close you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's a good one, a dad.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You are a puppet.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'll show you, Henry. Unicorse doesn't want to believe it,
and Blue tells him a way to prove that he's
not a puppet. And what is going on?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Bluuie says that they need to say the same word
at the exact same time, So Unicurse chooses the word.
He says it first, and then Bandit says it, and
then Bingo and Blue say she dad said it after
and u of course said he was just lay. That's
(12:55):
why I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, what word were they saying?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Box site?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Box site? Very good?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Unicorse didn't want to face the facts. He thought Bandit
was just clowning around and trying to make it funnier.
But Bandit has to tell Unicorse the real deal. Okay, okay,
look mate, you are a puppet and I do control you.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
There it goes good.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Have you ever looked at your legs.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Look at my legs, They're just normal. My life is
a lie. Yeah, and one.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Old thing.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Man, What a crushing blow that is for Unicorse. And
if that wasn't already bad enough, Henry, what did he see?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
He saw a picture of Bandit and Chili on their
wedding day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
They head out to the porch, Stella, what's going on
out there?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Bandit is sitting in a chair up there, and Unicorse
is laying there all sad.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And what does he say when they come out?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He says, well, this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, that's kind of how it is when you see
somebody asked out on a date and they said no.
It's pretty rough. Amanda, of what happens.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Unicorse says that he's a no one, and so Chili
signals to Blue to go ahead, and Bluie takes Unicorse
off of Bandit's hand, puts Unicorse on her hand and
makes a Unicorse voice herself of him, saying, WHOA, this
is weird. And then Bingo takes Unicorse, puts him on
(14:54):
her hand and says, WHOA, this is amazing. And then
Chillie takes Unicorse and says when you're no one, You're everyone,
and then gives Unicorse a kiss on the head.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Stell, what happens after that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Blue is going to bed and Unicorse is tucking her
in before he leaves, though he asks her how does
she know that she's not a puppet?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Very good? And Henry, what do we see next?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
We see a little part where it shows the Blue
episode getting animated, and then it goes to where what
they just aim starts playing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, we get to see the scene we're getting ready
to watch being laid out in this program, and then
we got to see it go. And what did Bluie
say about that once it played through?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
She said that, hum, that's a weird dream.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And that was the episode? Henry, did we miss anything?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, you know what it's time for.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Did we learn anything today?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Stella? Could you tell us what were we supposed to
learn today?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
When you're no one, you're everyone?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Okay? I feel like that's what Chili would have said.
Maybe what about you, Amanda?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I think that we were supposed to learn that is
okay to be yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
You know, of course doesn't have the same rituals that
the rest of us have as far as like cleanliness.
But you know, he's okay with who he is and
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, he's happy. So you know what about you, Henry?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh No, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah. This is a tricky one, isn't it. And I
was a little bit confused by what Chili said, and
I think, like if I were going to guess, I
think what it really points to is that everybody feels
like they're nobody sometimes no matter what. And also, you
have a chance to be whatever you want to be.
(17:25):
Once you set your sights on what you want to
do and who you want to become, you can do that.
And I think that's what she's trying to say. It's
a little tricky to tell, though, but I do think
Unicorse being comfortable in his own skin was one thing,
but it was good for him to learn that he
did need to do certain things to make him more
(17:48):
pleasant to be around. It's like a societal contract, if
you will, you need to not be stinky and those
sorts of things. But yeah, they think the message is
in there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I would agree with you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Does anybody have any parting thoughts about the episode? Yes,
Henry that.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I think Unicourse makes the best episodes.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
He is pretty hilarious, SI isn't he.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's always fun to see Unicorse show up and see
what kind of shenanigans he's into.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I have one more thing I have to say,
and why should I care?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm glad Unicorns finally cleaned himself up because he was
pretty gross before.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, he definitely was.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
No, I did like his little bow tie.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh he looks super dapper.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Very dapper.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, I love these episodes. I like when Unicorse
shows up. I like when Bandit goes all in on
something and regrets it later because I've definitely been there too.
But yeah, it was a fun episode all the way around,
and I totally understand him being smitten by Chili. That's
how I was with your guys, mom the first time
I saw aw yep wow, I thought, yeah, I would
(19:03):
impress you guys more. Well, guys, we think Bluie is awesome.
And until next time, we are out of here.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Bye guys, Bye bye.
And I don't know what that says.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
What's up? Guys? Welcome to season three, episode thirty of
Dinner with the Healers. My name is Eric, and with
me as always are my lovely wife Amanda Hi, guys,
my beautiful daughter Stella Hi, and my super handsome son Henry.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Guys. If this is your first time listening to us,
we are an episode by episode Blue podcast where we
watch an episode of Blue and then talk about it
and the lessons we learned. Does that sound right to you, guys?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It sure does.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Awesome. Let's jump into the business. Be sure to check
out the show description. You'll find a link to our website.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
The Blue Podcast dot com.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Our email address.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Glue Podcast at gmail dot.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Com, links to our social media, a link to our
tea public merch store, time stamps so you can jump
right to the part of the episode you're looking for.
And you'll also find a couple of links so you
can sign up to listen to the show ad free.
It's just one dollar a month. There's a link for Spotify,
and there's a link for every other platform. And a huge,
(01:37):
huge thank you to our subscribers. You guys are awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
They sure are thank you guys, so so much.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Henry speaking to people who are awesome. What should we
do next?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
The howl outs, Okay, listen up, everyone has to clap
and go whoo.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. All right, that's awesome, got it. Let's start on Spotify.
We heard from Tamsen Kinsley Peyton and Roxy Grant, Daisy Rob,
(02:16):
Gideon Caitlin, who says their favorite episode is Unicorse. Will
are you ever in luck Today? Drew, Emily, Annabelle, Sarah,
Alex Power, Loofu, the Pomster, Teddy, Mike Susan, someone whose
(02:44):
user name is Bingo plus Blue Forever Willow, someone whose
user name is Star Wars eleven. Okay, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, it's really awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Danielle Chris, who says Stella is cool. Thank you, and Eer.
We got some emails. We heard from Lucy who is
seven and she had her dad leave a five star
review for us. Thank you Lucy, Yeah, thank you Lucy,
and thank you Lucy's dad. We sure do appreciate it.
(03:22):
We heard from Zach Ainslie Evelyn, and we also got
a voicemail from darsh Hi.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Guys, my name is darsh I am sec usual and
I am from India and I would like to join
the Henry Finn Club. And Henry and Eric you are
my favorite people.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh how cute, Darsh Thank you so much. You should
see Henry over there doing a victory laugh that he
said he was your favorite. Yes, yes, Henry club all
the way around.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Thank you Darsh for your message. It was so great
to hear you all the way from India. Thank you,
Thank you Dorsh.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guys, thank you so much for all of the messages
and the emails and comments and reviews. It means the
world to us. And we have the best best fans anywhere.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
We sure do. Eric said it all. You guys are
fantastic and we just appreciate you all so much.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, guys, we just got done watching Puppets.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yes, goes Samath Dodges well Unicors.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Blue keeps chewing with.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
A method, Si, Amanda, could you tell us what was
going on? At the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Bandit, Bluie, and Bingo are all sitting at the table
eating and Bandit has to remind Blue to chew with
her mouth closed, and she said, oh, sorry, I forgot,
and he no more told her than she turned around
and did it again. And so he says, well, if
you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Unicorse.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Our favorite favorite guest, Unicorse.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Stella.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
When Unicorse shows up, he calls the girls something. What
does he call him?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
He calls them salad dodgers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
What do you think that means?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think it means that they don't eat any salad
and they don't like salad.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I think that's probably accurate. And now how do you
feel about that? Are you a salad dodger?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
No? I actually like salad.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, well, well there you go. Unicorse does something immediately
that is pretty gross, Stella, what was it?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He eats a tick out of his mane.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yep, that is pretty disgusting. Bandit declares him to be something, Amanda,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bandit calls him a grub because Unicorse said that he
also choose with his mouth open all the time. But
he also doesn't take a shower, he doesn't brush his teeth,
he doesn't comb his hair, and he doesn't eat vegetables.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Amanda, do you think Unicors is disgusting based on those
facts about himself that.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
He shared, absolutely, especially the not brushing your teeth part.
I'm sorry Unicorse is cute, but man, I bet he
has some terrible breath.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh, I suspect it's probably pretty gross, Henry. The girls
said they didn't care, though, didn't they Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
They said they didn't care. They said that's why they
like him actually.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Because he does his own thing, right, Yeah, and he
doesn't have to do all of those things that grown
ups say that they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Now, he says that he's comfortable with himself, so why
should I change?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's right? Right. Then something happens that gets his attention, Henry.
What is going on?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He sees Chili walking by, and he merely falls in love,
and he tells them that he's gonna marry her?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Who is that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I'm gonna marry you, mom, Lord should have.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
You would heavy he knew who she was married to.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, he's a pretty smooth guy.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Not as smooth as me.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Checkut, Henry. When the girls said that he would care
if he knew who Chili was married to, do you
think that scared Unicorse at all?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, he thinks he's pretty smooth and he's gonna go
over there and wow her. What's the first thing he tries?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He tries to do a little dance.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, his dance moves. He's pretty slick. But Stella was
chilly impressed.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, But then it got even worse. What did she see?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
She saw a chili sauce on him, and he asked
her if she wanted to try some.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
She didn't go for that, though, did she? Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I figured she would go right in for that. Bandit
tells Unicorse he might as well hit the bricks and
be on his way. But what ends up happening.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Louis and Bingo said that they want him to stay,
and that they will teach him how to brush his
teeth and comb his hair and take a shower.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Whatever Johnny had to do him.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
The thing is, I'll do this to myself. Oh, I
can so relate to Bandit in that respect. I've done
those sorts of things to myself before too, playing with
you guys, or in all kinds of other situations, Amanda,
we cut to classic montage action. What is going on?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
We see that the girls have Unicorse in the bathroom
and they're teaching him to brush his teeth with look
like an electric toothbrush and then we see him in
the shower and then Bluie is brushing his hair out,
and at that point she kind of hits like a
probably like a tangle, kind of pulls his hair a
(09:26):
little bit, and he turns around and tells her that
you get the horn. So he's like jabbing her and
her tummy with his unicorn horn. And then the last thing,
they're sitting at the table and they're trying to get
him to eat broccoli and he just does not want
to do it.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Listen, Unicorse, no one wants to eat broccoli except me.
You just have to do it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
But why do I have to?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Because she wants to marry mom and she loves broccoli eaters.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Okay, let's say this. Henry Unicorse is determined to get
through this. What do we see going on next?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
He takes a shower, he gets his hair brushed, and
he brushes his teeth all again while looking at a
picture of Chili.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah for inspiration, right, that's gonna help him act, right?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Well, it's finally time and he is getting a pep
talk on the stairs and he is gonna go talk
to Chili. What's he wearing, Henry?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
A nice little bow hie.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, and he's got his little beard hairs all braided
and cute, doesn't he And he is getting ready to
go talk to Chili, but he says he needs to
do one thing before he goes, and what is it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Henry, He is gonna get tick for the road, but
they told him, nope, no ticks. You're not any one
front Chili.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's right, very good Stella. When Unicorse heads over to
talk to Chili, what goes on over there?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He tells her that he has just taken a shower
and combed his hair and brushed his teeth, and he
asked Chili if she would like to join him for
some bracula.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, but what did he really mean?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
He actually meant broccoli, but.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
He just didn't know how to say it. What did
she say?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
She said that he's really cleaned himself up and that
she liked his little bow tie, but then he ate
a tike from his mane again and she ran away.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Okay, yes, I loved Oh my gosh, yeah yeah come back.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, well that.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Could have gone a bit better. That's a big lat down.
And the girls are frustrated with someone, Amanda, who are
they upset with?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
They are upset with Dad for letting Unicorse.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Act like that. Yeah, because it's his fall, and they
have to explain something to Unicorse. I don't understand. I'm
the one who waite the tick. Unicolus, you're a puppet.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
He can close you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's a good one, a dad.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You are a puppet.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'll show you, Henry. Unicorse doesn't want to believe it,
and Blue tells him a way to prove that he's
not a puppet. And what is going on?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Bluuie says that they need to say the same word
at the exact same time, So Unicurse chooses the word.
He says it first, and then Bandit says it, and
then Bingo and Blue say she dad said it after
and u of course said he was just lay. That's
(12:55):
why I love this guy.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, what word were they saying?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Box site?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Box site? Very good?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Unicorse didn't want to face the facts. He thought Bandit
was just clowning around and trying to make it funnier.
But Bandit has to tell Unicorse the real deal. Okay, okay,
look mate, you are a puppet and I do control you.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
There it goes good.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Have you ever looked at your legs.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Look at my legs, They're just normal. My life is
a lie. Yeah, and one.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Old thing.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Man, What a crushing blow that is for Unicorse. And
if that wasn't already bad enough, Henry, what did he see?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
He saw a picture of Bandit and Chili on their
wedding day.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
They head out to the porch, Stella, what's going on
out there?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Bandit is sitting in a chair up there, and Unicorse
is laying there all sad.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
And what does he say when they come out?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He says, well, this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, that's kind of how it is when you see
somebody asked out on a date and they said no.
It's pretty rough. Amanda, of what happens.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Unicorse says that he's a no one, and so Chili
signals to Blue to go ahead, and Bluie takes Unicorse
off of Bandit's hand, puts Unicorse on her hand and
makes a Unicorse voice herself of him, saying, WHOA, this
is weird. And then Bingo takes Unicorse, puts him on
(14:54):
her hand and says, WHOA, this is amazing. And then
Chillie takes Unicorse and says when you're no one, You're everyone,
and then gives Unicorse a kiss on the head.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Stell, what happens after that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Blue is going to bed and Unicorse is tucking her
in before he leaves, though he asks her how does
she know that she's not a puppet?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Very good? And Henry, what do we see next?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
We see a little part where it shows the Blue
episode getting animated, and then it goes to where what
they just aim starts playing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, we get to see the scene we're getting ready
to watch being laid out in this program, and then
we got to see it go. And what did Bluie
say about that once it played through?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
She said that, hum, that's a weird dream.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
And that was the episode? Henry, did we miss anything?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, you know what it's time for.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Did we learn anything today?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Stella? Could you tell us what were we supposed to
learn today?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
When you're no one, you're everyone?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Okay? I feel like that's what Chili would have said.
Maybe what about you, Amanda?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I think that we were supposed to learn that is
okay to be yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
You know, of course doesn't have the same rituals that
the rest of us have as far as like cleanliness.
But you know, he's okay with who he is and
that's okay.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, he's happy. So you know what about you, Henry?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh No, I'm not really sure.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah. This is a tricky one, isn't it. And I
was a little bit confused by what Chili said, and
I think, like if I were going to guess, I
think what it really points to is that everybody feels
like they're nobody sometimes no matter what. And also, you
have a chance to be whatever you want to be.
(17:25):
Once you set your sights on what you want to
do and who you want to become, you can do that.
And I think that's what she's trying to say. It's
a little tricky to tell, though, but I do think
Unicorse being comfortable in his own skin was one thing,
but it was good for him to learn that he
did need to do certain things to make him more
(17:48):
pleasant to be around. It's like a societal contract, if
you will, you need to not be stinky and those
sorts of things. But yeah, they think the message is
in there somewhere.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I would agree with you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Does anybody have any parting thoughts about the episode? Yes,
Henry that.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I think Unicourse makes the best episodes.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
He is pretty hilarious, SI isn't he.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's always fun to see Unicorse show up and see
what kind of shenanigans he's into.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
And I have one more thing I have to say,
and why should I care?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm glad Unicorns finally cleaned himself up because he was
pretty gross before.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, he definitely was.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
No, I did like his little bow tie.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Oh he looks super dapper.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Very dapper.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, I love these episodes. I like when Unicorse
shows up. I like when Bandit goes all in on
something and regrets it later because I've definitely been there too.
But yeah, it was a fun episode all the way around,
and I totally understand him being smitten by Chili. That's
how I was with your guys, mom the first time
I saw aw yep wow, I thought, yeah, I would
(19:03):
impress you guys more. Well, guys, we think Bluie is awesome.
And until next time, we are out of here.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Bye guys, Bye bye.
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