Distractible

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

Episodes

Fortunately, Unfortunately

February 16, 2026 • 51 mins

Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Draw Or Die (Part 2)

February 13, 2026 • 62 mins

Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game

February 9, 2026 • 52 mins

Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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How Do You Pan?

February 6, 2026 • 53 mins

The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yeah, He'd Live

February 2, 2026 • 55 mins

Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Snow Days

January 30, 2026 • 51 mins

The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days. Iron Lung Is In Theaters Now! Buy your tickets at ironlung.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Everybody Hates Dor

January 26, 2026 • 54 mins

Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.) Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Wade's One Man Show

January 23, 2026 • 40 mins

The reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

January 19, 2026 • 69 mins

The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)

January 16, 2026 • 31 mins

You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation! Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Make Wade Do It

January 9, 2026 • 56 mins

Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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2026 Distractible Game Guide

January 5, 2026 • 53 mins

New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

December 22, 2025 • 54 mins

The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

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Squid Game (Even Too-er)

December 19, 2025 • 43 mins

The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Size Matters (Part 2)

December 15, 2025 • 47 mins

The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Will It Into Existence

December 12, 2025 • 56 mins

Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Get More Faster

December 8, 2025 • 47 mins

The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of Bald (Compilation)

December 5, 2025 • 37 mins

No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness! Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Best of Henry (Compilation)

December 1, 2025 • 25 mins

A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry. Order now at pandaexpress.com or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Anything Goes (Part 3)

November 28, 2025 • 49 mins

Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes." Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Distractible

Episodes

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Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game

How Do You Pan?

Yeah, He'd Live

Snow Days

Everybody Hates Dor

Wade's One Man Show

Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)

Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)

Make Wade Do It

2026 Distractible Game Guide

Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo

Squid Game (Even Too-er)

Size Matters (Part 2)

Will It Into Existence

Get More Faster

Best of Bald (Compilation)

Best of Henry (Compilation)

Anything Goes (Part 3)

Popular Podcasts

Fortunately, Unfortunately

Draw Or Die (Part 2)