November 20, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi there, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi guys.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi, Hi, Hi, nice to see you. Nice to be
seeing everybody. Everybody's looking good. Kelly you okay, wiping your
face with your little card like you do, like you
do that all the time, all the time. What is that?
What do you hold him? It's a piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, it's the hot line smoking Tin Roof, Hot Sauce hotline.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah that's last year, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, all right, might be again, it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't know that. So you have a card with
a sponsorship note on it from a.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Year ago for dot com donation and.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bid love that is accurate? Then we love? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay,
well out of two all right. People email they're like,
what does he always wiping his face with? Like and
I'm like, I don't know. I don't really I'm so
used to not watching you, you know, it's a fine whatever.
Yeah whatever, Well, anyway, here we are. It's today's Thursday.
(01:18):
It is the day that we normally would have done
lend a helping can, which then would have prevented us
from doing this. Uh but yeah, so we are going
to do it eventually. We just don't know when. Just
kind of repeating again what many people know but some don't.
We will do that when Laura gets back, you know,
after what she went through this past weekend and what
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they're continuing to go through with the loss of her husband, Jeff.
We just kind of, you know, whatever Laura needs is
what we'll do. So and thank you to everybody for
all the help and the support and the love that
you've shown. It's she It's gonna be. Lure is one
of those people that wants to respond to every email,
and it's virtually impossible because that of the amount of
(02:02):
comments and care and love that are being shown her.
But I did spend some time with her yesterday and
she greatly appreciates, as do her parents, her sister, Jeff's mom,
Jeff's sister. I talked to them all yesterday and they're
doing okay, as good as you can be. Everywhere we go,
we you know, we get hey, how you doing a lot?
(02:23):
How do you answer that? You know, I mean shitty?
I mean to be honest, I mean, you know, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Very close to it. I had something something very bad.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, So I'm I'm trying to just stay level.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, and all the while, you know, still trying to
be normal because that's what our job is, you know.
So but then I know, I know you guys understand it,
and I get it. But uh yeah, so she's okay
and they're just trying to find their way and it's
not going to be going to take some time. So
when she's back, we'll move ahead with everything. But not
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until then, So anyway, okay, because we.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Really don't know how to do half of the stuff
that she does.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That is true. Yeah, I think that there's nobody denying that.
So did I explain it yesterday? I think I said
it yesterday. I don't know if it was on the
twenty four to seven. Like like Lenda help and Canna
split into two things that need to be done. One
of it's everything on the air. That's my thing, right,
all the interviews are arranging the things and the guitars
and stuff like that, all those kind of things. You know,
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we do it together, but I'm the guy that does that.
She does the math, the math and thee and the
admin stuff, which she is so organized. I can't I
can't even get close to that. And that's her skill.
She does it naturally, could almost do it in her sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So me and Kelly, just try to look good.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But also, I think more importantly, the reason we're not
doing it is because she loves to do it. She
loves it, so yeah, we'll do it when she gets back. Okay,
but thank you for all of the responses and stuff.
So how you doing, Kelly? You are right? Everything good?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm okay. I get Thursday, so I gotta get
your football pool stuff done. You get in Laura's pool.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I am. I am, by the way, a third in
the radio station pool, which is crazy because normally I
just stopped picking, you know what I mean, because I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I didn't even know we had enough people here to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do a football We don't. I think we got a
guy for another radio company in our couple. Yeah, with
the friends and family are invited. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I gotta be better, gotta be better. No, I know,
I know, it's fine. It's fine, Scotty. How are you
doing doing all right? I'm trying to work on them. No,
(04:36):
I'm doing alright good. No, I just mean in general,
everybody knows about that. Yeah, I'm asking about everything else. Good.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, No, I.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Got the more or less got the Christmas shop and
done this week.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What's nice.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I just won't. I just want to get it done.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You got the shopping done.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But that's the word. Hold on, I don't put a
cape on me. Freaking went online and ordered everything.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, it's I've been thinking about getting something for a Valerie.
She ain't gonna hear this, right, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Strong application.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
M Valeries retired And no, I got you to give
the keeps give me. She worked very hard for a
long time. I know that I got you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
A job application for the hours of twelve to five
every day.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The times I get home.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, no, no, yeah, I will say that it is
a it's an adjustment if you if you're used to
coming home to an empty house that's totally quiet, and
you come home and somebody's waiting for you, you know,
and and I'm very lucky. But at the same time,
I just I'm now I'm adjusting from I'm moving the
wood pile too. I mean from the total quiet where
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I can just go and do nothing or do anything,
and sometimes I just sit and close my eyes for
an hour or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We have to take a break, Yes, okay, we're gonna
take a break. We come back. I want to find
I want to how I find your life interesting?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, but how all right? Okay it's a lot like mine. Okay,
all right, well we'll get back this more this move
or two.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
What do you want us?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The six sex positions you can have after Thanksgiving dinner?
So I did have that.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I tell you one of them right now.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, you can't see. It's all below the table. We'll
be right back. Is The Buzz twenty four to seven
(06:40):
at morning buzz dot com. This is on. There's Big Blue.
That's my copee of Big Blue. What I call it
with Big Blue?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So Erica, you were you were not here born born,
but maybe even this frigger born. When I got divorced,
I he was kind of a smoke screen and would
say that, you know, like there were problems with Greg
and VAL's marriage, so nobody would look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, he went on the air and he's like, you
guys are getting a divorce. And then I'd be going
and get people going, hey, how things And then so
he would he would you guys all right, started to get.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Into the photo things.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So he wasn't home and I'm like, you know this
is what this is how this is the first steps
of separation.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know, hey, I found a hobby.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Coming from someone who knows.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Somebody who knows.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So it was like a total distraction from what was.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Going on relationship.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, right together.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To mind that was so far.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And then this summer it was all about.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Greg's like VAL's retiring. I gotta get used.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
To you know, you used to having Val home.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
And I was like and Amy breaks her ankle, chinks
yourself and was home all summer. And there are times
because I do believe in very much so karma, you know,
like because you bring it up sometimes going, hey, if
you walk down the road and you you know, there's
a million dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
The thing in there.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I am such a nervous person that I believe that
somewhere there's a camera. Somewhere there is and I've always believed,
but I just mean, I always have believed in you know,
you're walking down the road, you smashing somebody's window because
you're angry.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, later on it's karma.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I teased him and made fun of him and said, hey,
you can come over to my place.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And this past summer, hell, like you looked at the camera.
That's so good. You're getting really good at that so.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But yeah, I think that was Sometimes karma comes back
and it gets you because I kept saying to Greg,
oh my god, your mother welcome to come to my place, Dude,
you know, are you going to get an apartment?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And then ended up being like Greg was like, oh, yeah,
I got home.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
If I was doing a projected you already go, honey,
go do whatever you want. I'm like, I got home,
I'd take the dog out, had to make dinner, I
had to make lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know, I had to get her from room to room.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Best line, best line ever? What's for lunch? She says.
When he walks in the door, he looks at her
and says, I don't know what are you making? Talk
about not reading the frigging room right.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It took me a little while.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yes I'm not in hell by any stress.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But like you said, you you are so used to
things you're so used to. Like when I get home
in the afternoon, first thing I do is take diego
up right an older guy again about do his duties,
give him a few treats to make sure he's got water,
and then I pretty much have the date of myself.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Go walk, play my drums.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If there's a movie, but all of a sudden, it's
it's gone. It's and I'm not making it, but it's
I had to kind of get home because she needed
help just getting around you.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You were doing the full I'm caring and that's hard.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I was like, I take the dog outside and I
just stand outside sometimes and just go, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You're standing in dog pood.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You know, You're like. It was funny because one of
the ladies that she worked, so it really was that
bad that she said to Amy, And Amy goes, well, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'm like, you have that woman freaking call me. I'll
tell her how.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Bad it was. Oh, and that's so true. That is
so true. I feel as you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Broke it down. Yeah she broke it that damn bad.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah she did. Yeah she did. And and
look it's I'm not mean. I'm when I when I
complain about Valerie, trust me when I tell you, I
realized how small the complaints are. I really do.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it's funny that I am very much a karma
guy and making fun of you and and saying, oh,
you can come stand by place.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I wanted to go stay at your place.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, no, I'll come home and she's just boundies vowdie
is extremely happy being retired. I thought, no way she's
going to be able to be just do nothing, But
she is not doing nothing. She's doing all kinds of
stuff and she's loving it like she's I haven't seen
her in a bad mood since, Like, seriously, I haven't
seen her in a bad mood since when I walked down.
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She's like, hi, and hi on and like, and it's
how lucky am I good?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And I also hope that your kids are seeing it
because my dad retired and I think he's been miserable
ever since.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And it's not because.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's not working or doesn't feel like he's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He just he's he's not a center around guy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That was not he was never a sit around guy.
You know, that's not that's not him. So, you know,
and me and my brother said all the time that
we go, you know, hopefully in life, will be lucky
enough to be able to retire.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
And I hope that I'm not miserable.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I mean, he's not miserable, but you could tell that
he was.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's happier. He was happier when he got there got
to work in the morning.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
They had a quick cop of coffee, and they went
off and did did their their job and had lunch
together and then came home and he he misses that, and.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I, oh, dude, so let me uh, let me just
tell you a quick little story.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A long time ago.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Alright, let's let's a long time around.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I was on the trail out to the west to
take a claim. Uh no, so seven years ago, seven
year true story. Swear to God, this is true, and
it plugs right into what's God? It was just saying
seven years ago. I I go out and take pictures.
I travel two three hours before the sun rises, so
that can be the one the sun comes up. And
(12:31):
I love to visit harbor's and all that kind of
stuff because I don't know why. I just love the ocean.
I love boats. All right, Fine, So I go to
this place, Georgetown, Maine, Five Islands Harbor. It's probably my
one of my favorite. Harbor is beautiful, and I'm there,
nobody's there. Place is empty. I'm walking around taking pictures.
The sun isn't even close coming up. It's like an
hour before sunrise. And then all of a sudden, a
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couple of trucks pull up. Okay, and a couple of
guys get out, you know, walking with their dunkin Donuts
cups right, and their cigarets, and they're they're walking like
they had a rough night. And fishermen, right, they're out there,
they're doing you know. So a couple of them walking
and all of a sudden, long comes this guy, white
haired guy, and he's walking around. And next thing you know,
the white hair guy walks over, picks up this giant hook,
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walks in and starts pulling across the dock. These giant,
you know, plastic bins filled with frozen bait. Okay, so
that's like gotta be sixty to one hundred pounds somewhere
in there, right, And this guy who I'm looking at,
and I'm going that guy's got to be seventy something,
been around. He's got old, beat up rubber boots, right,
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his pants are stuff to his boots. And this guy
he ain't smoking, he's working. He's dragging the bait to
the box. Now, the other guy's a fishermen. They're gonna
get on the boat. This guy's job is to get
the bait to the side of the docks. Wouldn get lowered?
My point in telling you. This is this guy's a machine.
I'm watching him work and I didn't take any pictures
of him, and then at one second I thought I'm
gonna take I just brought the camera up and I
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took his picture. And here's this guy slugging these these
these crates around the dock, and the pictures blurry. Picture sucks,
but the story that it tells is great. So I
post it, and I'm like, I watched this guy. This
guy's been doing it this whole life. This guy, I
guarantee you, is the third generation, second generation, third generation fisherman.
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It's all he's known. He's been on this dog winter, spring, summer, fall,
rain or shine. He's doing this. This guy is a machine.
He's a legend. Guarantee it. Love to have coffee with
this guy. All these things I write about this guy,
I post within like three hours. That's my dad, right.
She's like, you couldn't have described him better if you
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knew him, right, So I post it. It goes crazy.
People love it. His family loves it. I send them Prince.
You know, I'm like, I know it's a bad picture,
but I thought it was a great story, So I
send them some Prince blah blah blah. The reason I'm
telling you this story this past summer seven years later, right,
I said, he was seventy seven seven, Okay, I go
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there this past summer. The guy's on the dock still
eighty four years old, eighty four years old. And I
went over and I said, hi, you know, I said,
are you you know? I asked him his name and
I knew what his name was, and he said yep.
And I said, I'm Greg. I'm the I'm the photographer.
He goes, you're the guy. And I'm like, I'm the guy.
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And I said can I sit with you? And he
goes yeah, And I said, I just I want you
to know. And I was talking to him with chit chatting,
and he looks at me and he goes, you know,
works an awful hard thing to quit. And that's your dad. Yep,
you know that's a hard That's exactly what you're talking about.
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He's eighty four years old. He's still at the dock
every morning at five am.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And he can't. It's a hard thing to quit because
he needs the money.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No is he able to No, he's he basically said,
I can't not do it because he's basically saying it's
so ingrained in me to get up that early and
to come down here and do something helpful and productive.
That's what he was saying, you know, And I said,
do you mind if I take a picture of you
and you go we I don't care, you know, total maner.
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I love the guy.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I met him twice, and so I went and I
posted an update with a picture and him and me
with him, And that kind of thing is exactly what
we're talking about where I talked to Scott and I
were talking yesterday after the show, and I joked about retiring.
I have no thoughts on retirement. I enjoy the job.
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How lucky am I that I enjoy the job. I
don't sit here and have a date. I don't. But
I was talking about how I don't know what. I
don't know what I'm going to be like if I do.
I don't know if I'm your dad, you know, I
don't know if I'm going to be able to not
do anything. And at this age, you're surrounded by people
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like you're gonna love it, You're gonna be able to
do all the stuff you don't. I'm like I do
all the stuff I want anyway, there's nothing I'm not
doing that I don't want to do value and I
you're doing stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I had this conversation with my brother about how we
hope that we're we are looking forward to it more
than dad is. And then I see people like Kayla's dad, Randy,
he's loving everything.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my god, Yeah, he's on a cruise ship and
a freaking rock show every week.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What I want right now, I want to be but
I've been.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I've been to a million rock shows, so I'm much
more selective right But I mean, I'm not getting that.
I'm not being denied things. I don't think like that,
but I start to. I worry about what I'm gonna
be like when I get to that point. And not
because I don't want to spend time with my wife.
Of course I do. We have a great time, but
I get I'm not I've always said the job doesn't
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make the person. I'm not defined by my job. I
think I'm defined by how I do my job. Big difference. Yes,
the radio thing can go away, and is that to
bother me? I don't know. I don't think so. But
there's got to be a purpose for me.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you might need an outlet for a lot of
your creative stuff that you do.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, the photography is one thing. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is. I have no idea,
and I'm not really thinking about I don't have a
date in mind. Ory like that. I'm not. I was
messed with Scotty kind of get them over, you know, because.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
He's like five years I'm like, that doesn't work for me.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
But anyway, but I get that. I just don't know,
Like Valerie's perfectly content to just like she's got projects
every day, She's hanging out with friends and all that stuff,
and I'm like, I get to do that, you know.
So anyway, I go home and she's moving the woodpile
and she's just freaking I'm cleaning the work bench. I'm like,
I don't even do any work on the Workbench's on
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the word. I know she knows. I know. I never
said I do a lot of work on the work bench.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I've never said a kid that A kid saw that.
She said Greg was got.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You know, there's staples in the workbench where there's you know,
the thick staples. I'm like, I don't give a ship.
I don't know whatever. You know, a real person, real
dude would be like, get that staple out of that,
Like I would imagine your if you have a workbench
in your basement, Yes I do, I was asking him.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He does it?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, workbench? Yeah? No, okay, all right, I don't know.
I built the workbench. I actually built it thinking I'm
gonna have a work bench.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
What I do?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know what's on there? A couple of computer consoles
and some old camera gear and a bunch of cords,
like a million cords. That's what's on my workbench.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I don't know, drum parts that I'm waiting for the
parts because everything takes so long to come in the mail.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
So it's like anything it's broken, it's waiting for a
part is.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
On the workbench. Yeah, well you know, it's just uh
it's yeah, just that it is what it is. But anyway,
all right, well did we miss anything? So I asked
you what are you doing? What are you doing? What's
going on with you? Uh? Because I just checks are good? Yeah? Yeah,
today I'm gonna go see my sister after this and
we're going to do a workout. Forgive me for what's
your sister's name, Olivia? Okay, I've only met her. It
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was at the party, so I will remember. That's okay.
You're fan. You have a great family, great parents are awesome.
I am very luck great, great, great, great to hang
out with.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You know, I stood next to his sister when that
guy showed up at our Halloween party.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And you know what guy I'm talking about? Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Went, Oh, I was really nervous about that.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Oh wow, I got and I go listen.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Guy showed up at a Halloween party, no clothes on.
He basically he had he had a jockstrap on that,
but he's spray paint in his body, like you see
in New York City. They do that in the street.
They walk around and you pay to have pictures taken
with it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I joke to the suitor and I feel bad because
she doesn't really know me, and I'm like, I think
she's been seeing this guy for a while.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, you told her that Erica was dating him. That good?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Good?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
What did you? I don't know if I asked you,
But like your parents were there, like you know, and
they're very cool. You know, they're they're Jesus, they're freaking
like twenty years younger than me. But that's fine. Were
they know, were they cool? I mean, were they at all?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No party?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Because party?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So mom like yeah, my mom would have Yeah, we're
not very like formal, you're not not type yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I get that vibe. And I've worked with your mom,
who's lovely.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Bet people with sacks over their testicles come over your
house all the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Time, sacks over the test just like like like like
usually just on like Saturdays. I didn't get it at first.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Two.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'm Kelly. Kelly likes Penis a lota as you knew
if you listen to the show that to throwback, go
listen to the show. But yeah, so okay, so we're
just kind of getting getting to know uh, your family,
which is awesome, and you've met Valorie, right I have Okay,
all right, great, all right? So what else do we
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have here today? All right? So sorry about that story.
We're good.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I'm not giving them too much free anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Uh well, sooner or le yeah, sooner. Yeah, after the
first of the year. I will tell you this. After
the first of the year, the show will be available
on video. Okay, it will be available only after we're
off the air. We're not gonna have it on live
because that competes with what we're doing, you know, for
(22:16):
a living, but we will and part of the Buzz Plus,
which will be subscription based, will be that you'll be
able to watch the show on video, which would be cool.
And it's gonna be cheap. It's gonna be cheap, So
that's also gonna happen. And there will be an extra
part of the Buzz twenty four to seven that only
will be on the Buzz Plus two. So there's some
things we're working toward. And Scotty don't give away anthing
(22:38):
for free. Okay, look at to see there you go. Okay,
make it rain, That's what he's basically saying, So cheap.
Do you care about the sex position so that it'll
give you some of these things? I mean, you know,
I see this stuff and I'm like, really, but some
of you may want to know about them, some of
you may want to know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I want to know that when it's all said and
done and I am home resting with a belly full
of food, somebody on the show right now is doing
one of these.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, somebody from the show.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Somebody on the show.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Somebody on the show from the show is doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You're gonna sit there and go, I don't know. I'm
metting Kelly right now doing the wishbone. The wishbone. Yes,
that's what you're gonna have. The wish football it is
It is not a It is not a football related move. No,
the wishbone. So these apparently the Thanksgiving sex positions that
it says is what I love these kind of articles.
This has got to be from me. It's from sexy.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Down, is it?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
What is there a turkey neck?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Nope, there's a pumpkin pie, though he knows about that one.
The wishbone is uh, let me see, you're thinking about
the little bone you try to pull apart in the
bigger pe okay, right, blah blah blah blah blah. Get
cozy with your partner and get in the classic missionary position.
Classic stay in the missionary position with the partner lying
on their back. They'll move their legs so that they're
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up in the air, creating a V shape like the
shape of a wish I do then do you rip
your legs apart? And that's one of the moss I
don't like.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Remember That's what I'm thinking, is like.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh uh, after a while, it will begin to uh,
it will begin to be more enjoyable for one of you.
That's that's what about the other one? Uh, the the
other ones just just you know what service think of
it as a service industry. You want to be a business.
You provide a service, and you want to make the
customer happy. You don't why because you want the customer
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to come back. I'm right, am I right? Okay, you
are right. I got to read these ahead of time
because because I just I shouldn't even I shouldn't even
have attempted this. Spoonful what's that all about? Spooning must
get in bed or on the couch, get into a
cuddling position with the person doing. Uh. You will be
(24:50):
the big spoon if you are going to be doing
the the yes, the driving, thank you very much, Yes,
thank you. I like this. Uh. Once in that position,
you can do whatever you want from that sort of
uh back seat area. I mean, you know what I mean,
You're not having to You can choose to drive in
the front seat, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, all right,
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just to be clear, I can say it like it,
but I don't feel comfortable. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying.
I'm torn by Yeah, you're torn by what?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Low. It's a low effort maneuver. So even if you're full,
you can just do the tuddling thing and yeah, two
pump too, pump chuck? What what anyway? Uh? The turkey trot.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Turkey trot sounds like a little more cardio.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
A little bit more. It's a fan favorite, classic doggy style.
So you know what to do. Uh. And the person
that would be receiving will hold out their arms so
their partner can hold them onto them while so you're
holding them back. It seems like a hostage move.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
To me, you look like a turkey?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I don't think it's impressive? How you go? I think
that's impressive. It's supposed to resemble a turkey's wings. Yeah yeah, yeah,
god yeah yeah yeah yeah. So you were on that, Kelly,
very good, you're very perceptive. Yeah you guys, uh, you
got I gotta clear my eyes here. Pumpkin pie. We're
at the pumpkin pie segment. Yeah, and he guesses, Erica, Yeah,
(26:20):
I don't I don't even yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm interested,
but I feel weird even asking. Yeah, all the dudes
are going no, no, no, let her talk, no no, no no,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Away for free?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right? Yeah? You know the one scene where missus
flow cooks the fabulous tenner only to be to have
only to be pushed all to the ground. Uh all right,
so get it on the dining room table, the kitchen counter,
any elevated service you food, where you serve the food
will suffice. You could be creative whether you want to embark. Uh,
(26:54):
how do I say this? I'm trying to do this
with regular sex or of the oral variet. It depends
on all you want to do. But they suggest grabbing
whipped cream and making a complete mess of the kitchen,
including knocking things onto the floor. I'm not doing that.
It's stupid. That doesn't even look like. I don't get
(27:18):
ye because you know, I gotta tell your right now,
vouties like I'm cleaning this ship up. I don't think so,
you know what I mean? I don't think so? All right?
And the prone bone is the last one I said.
I'll give you six. This is it? The prone bone? Okay,
the ultimate lazy girl position. I'm reading that and the
(27:39):
article says, in my humble opinion, it's basically doggy, but
with all the core work, I don't want to work
in my core the person uh being receiving lays flat
on their stomach with their partner coming in from behind,
super easy on the body, which is what you all
need after a Thanksgiving dinner. So the prone the bone,
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which is I guess.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
So think move thinking about your diges, you hit your
nose the mic.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't want to get too graphic, just because it's
not me to get graphics. So I feel kind of uncomfortable,
even though all you say, Greg's.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Not a big graphic guy.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Back in the day when we used to let each
other borrow pornos, Greg wanted a good story.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Greg was not just long Greg. Greg was not like
the best of clip guys.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Jery wanted the best of us where Greg I want
to store. Yeah, I just because Andy, Andy was into it,
and and that I was, whoa dude, that's too much,
that's too much.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I want a story, I want some cuddling before And
I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I never said that. I just liked a little bit GEESU.
It's easy to take it easy, Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't they in love.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't want Greg was always.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Saying, no, listen, I don't think these two people were
in love.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't want to watch anything where someone's even remotely uncomfortable. Okay,
like you know, if you're wincing, I don't want to know.
I don't want to see it. I don't want to
see if you're tied up. I don't what the is
that you tied up? I don't think so you're time No, no, no,
and nor is that no? Well, blonde is just fun
baby for you. You ain't tying me up with nothing ever, Okay, seriously, nothing,
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nothing enjoyable because the next thing you know, you know it,
and I know it. I get tied up and I
got a baseball bat somewhere. It shouldn't be. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm not doing it. I'm just saying I saw it,
And who says and that was in a that was
in a regular cinema film, not even a dirty movie.
It was in that It was a dirty movie. No,
Like I shouldn't even have brought the subject up. Shouldn't
even brought the subject up. No, there was a movie
about a cop and I don't know if it was
Nicholas Cage or something, and he got with some woman.
(29:44):
Nick did that something like that happen and yeahay gotta
gotta blah blah blah. But anyway, so yeah, that's age.
Yeah I saw I think you see things in movies
and you said I'm never gonna do that again, and hey, no,
yeah you can do that. Well anyway, all right, well
I think we've we've were worn out a welcome. Sorry
about that. Uh, you gotta consider that for a second.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I was just looking at the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Hey, I know you've got to I know you've got
food planned, but don't forget the beef stew.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I know I'm not forgetting it's in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
My wife got sucked into the cult that is feed Kelly.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Thank you Bill.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She cared too. Do you think maybe I should give
some of this to Kelly? You know, so because he
can have I'm like, what what's the spell? How did
he cast a string? Ladies? Ladies don't say, hey, you know,
I just did what she said. She's she's home all
the time, so all the time. I know, if I
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walk home with that thing today empty, she's gonna go.
You didn't give it to him, wrote his name on it.
I give him my wife's top way, he writes Kelly
on it.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, she's christy, that pricey twak. I wouldn't do it
to the price e top.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
When I was slumming it with the bad You're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
A good thing. Are you reusing rest?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I am? I am? Yes, we are all right anyway.
Thank you Erica, thank you Roadkieled Kelly, thanks for checking
it out. Really will last you tomorrow. No, we won't
try to guard They're gonna happen on Friday. You have fun, though,
Have a good weekend.
Hi there, welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hi guys.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi, Hi, Hi, nice to see you. Nice to be
seeing everybody. Everybody's looking good. Kelly you okay, wiping your
face with your little card like you do, like you
do that all the time, all the time. What is that?
What do you hold him? It's a piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, it's the hot line smoking Tin Roof, Hot Sauce hotline.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah that's last year, dude.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, all right, might be again, it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
We don't know that. So you have a card with
a sponsorship note on it from a.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Year ago for dot com donation and.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Bid love that is accurate? Then we love? Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay,
well out of two all right. People email they're like,
what does he always wiping his face with? Like and
I'm like, I don't know. I don't really I'm so
used to not watching you, you know, it's a fine whatever.
Yeah whatever, Well, anyway, here we are. It's today's Thursday.
(01:18):
It is the day that we normally would have done
lend a helping can, which then would have prevented us
from doing this. Uh but yeah, so we are going
to do it eventually. We just don't know when. Just
kind of repeating again what many people know but some don't.
We will do that when Laura gets back, you know,
after what she went through this past weekend and what
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they're continuing to go through with the loss of her husband, Jeff.
We just kind of, you know, whatever Laura needs is
what we'll do. So and thank you to everybody for
all the help and the support and the love that
you've shown. It's she It's gonna be. Lure is one
of those people that wants to respond to every email,
and it's virtually impossible because that of the amount of
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comments and care and love that are being shown her.
But I did spend some time with her yesterday and
she greatly appreciates, as do her parents, her sister, Jeff's mom,
Jeff's sister. I talked to them all yesterday and they're
doing okay, as good as you can be. Everywhere we go,
we you know, we get hey, how you doing a lot?
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How do you answer that? You know, I mean shitty?
I mean to be honest, I mean, you know, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Very close to it. I had something something very bad.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, So I'm I'm trying to just stay level.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, and all the while, you know, still trying to
be normal because that's what our job is, you know.
So but then I know, I know you guys understand it,
and I get it. But uh yeah, so she's okay
and they're just trying to find their way and it's
not going to be going to take some time. So
when she's back, we'll move ahead with everything. But not
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until then, So anyway, okay, because we.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Really don't know how to do half of the stuff
that she does.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That is true. Yeah, I think that there's nobody denying that.
So did I explain it yesterday? I think I said
it yesterday. I don't know if it was on the
twenty four to seven. Like like Lenda help and Canna
split into two things that need to be done. One
of it's everything on the air. That's my thing, right,
all the interviews are arranging the things and the guitars
and stuff like that, all those kind of things. You know,
(03:26):
we do it together, but I'm the guy that does that.
She does the math, the math and thee and the
admin stuff, which she is so organized. I can't I
can't even get close to that. And that's her skill.
She does it naturally, could almost do it in her sleep.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So me and Kelly, just try to look good.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But also, I think more importantly, the reason we're not
doing it is because she loves to do it. She
loves it, so yeah, we'll do it when she gets back. Okay,
but thank you for all of the responses and stuff.
So how you doing, Kelly? You are right? Everything good?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I'm okay. I get Thursday, so I gotta get
your football pool stuff done. You get in Laura's pool.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I am. I am, by the way, a third in
the radio station pool, which is crazy because normally I
just stopped picking, you know what I mean, because I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I didn't even know we had enough people here to.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Do a football We don't. I think we got a
guy for another radio company in our couple. Yeah, with
the friends and family are invited. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I gotta be better, gotta be better. No, I know,
I know, it's fine. It's fine, Scotty. How are you
doing doing all right? I'm trying to work on them. No,
(04:36):
I'm doing alright good. No, I just mean in general,
everybody knows about that. Yeah, I'm asking about everything else. Good.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, No, I.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Got the more or less got the Christmas shop and
done this week.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
What's nice.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I just won't. I just want to get it done.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
You got the shopping done.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
But that's the word. Hold on, I don't put a
cape on me. Freaking went online and ordered everything.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, it's I've been thinking about getting something for a Valerie.
She ain't gonna hear this, right, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Strong application.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
M Valeries retired And no, I got you to give
the keeps give me. She worked very hard for a
long time. I know that I got you.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
A job application for the hours of twelve to five
every day.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
The times I get home.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, no, no, yeah, I will say that it is
a it's an adjustment if you if you're used to
coming home to an empty house that's totally quiet, and
you come home and somebody's waiting for you, you know,
and and I'm very lucky. But at the same time,
I just I'm now I'm adjusting from I'm moving the
wood pile too. I mean from the total quiet where
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I can just go and do nothing or do anything,
and sometimes I just sit and close my eyes for
an hour or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
We have to take a break, Yes, okay, we're gonna
take a break. We come back. I want to find
I want to how I find your life interesting?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, but how all right? Okay it's a lot like mine. Okay,
all right, well we'll get back this more this move
or two.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
What do you want us?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
The six sex positions you can have after Thanksgiving dinner?
So I did have that.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I tell you one of them right now.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, you can't see. It's all below the table. We'll
be right back. Is The Buzz twenty four to seven
(06:40):
at morning buzz dot com. This is on. There's Big Blue.
That's my copee of Big Blue. What I call it
with Big Blue?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So Erica, you were you were not here born born,
but maybe even this frigger born. When I got divorced,
I he was kind of a smoke screen and would
say that, you know, like there were problems with Greg
and VAL's marriage, so nobody would look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes, he went on the air and he's like, you
guys are getting a divorce. And then I'd be going
and get people going, hey, how things And then so
he would he would you guys all right, started to get.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Into the photo things.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So he wasn't home and I'm like, you know this
is what this is how this is the first steps
of separation.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know, hey, I found a hobby.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Coming from someone who knows.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Somebody who knows.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So it was like a total distraction from what was.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Going on relationship.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, right together.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To mind that was so far.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
And then this summer it was all about.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Greg's like VAL's retiring. I gotta get used.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
To you know, you used to having Val home.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
And I was like and Amy breaks her ankle, chinks
yourself and was home all summer. And there are times
because I do believe in very much so karma, you know,
like because you bring it up sometimes going, hey, if
you walk down the road and you you know, there's
a million dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
The thing in there.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I am such a nervous person that I believe that
somewhere there's a camera. Somewhere there is and I've always believed,
but I just mean, I always have believed in you know,
you're walking down the road, you smashing somebody's window because
you're angry.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, later on it's karma.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I teased him and made fun of him and said, hey,
you can come over to my place.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And this past summer, hell, like you looked at the camera.
That's so good. You're getting really good at that so.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But yeah, I think that was Sometimes karma comes back
and it gets you because I kept saying to Greg,
oh my god, your mother welcome to come to my place, Dude,
you know, are you going to get an apartment?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And then ended up being like Greg was like, oh, yeah,
I got home.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
If I was doing a projected you already go, honey,
go do whatever you want. I'm like, I got home,
I'd take the dog out, had to make dinner, I
had to make lunch.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You know, I had to get her from room to room.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Best line, best line ever? What's for lunch? She says.
When he walks in the door, he looks at her
and says, I don't know what are you making? Talk
about not reading the frigging room right.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
It took me a little while.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yes I'm not in hell by any stress.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But like you said, you you are so used to
things you're so used to. Like when I get home
in the afternoon, first thing I do is take diego
up right an older guy again about do his duties,
give him a few treats to make sure he's got water,
and then I pretty much have the date of myself.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Go walk, play my drums.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If there's a movie, but all of a sudden, it's
it's gone. It's and I'm not making it, but it's
I had to kind of get home because she needed
help just getting around you.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You were doing the full I'm caring and that's hard.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I was like, I take the dog outside and I
just stand outside sometimes and just go, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You're standing in dog pood.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You know, You're like. It was funny because one of
the ladies that she worked, so it really was that
bad that she said to Amy, And Amy goes, well, yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'm like, you have that woman freaking call me. I'll
tell her how.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Bad it was. Oh, and that's so true. That is
so true. I feel as you.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Broke it down. Yeah she broke it that damn bad.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah she did. Yeah she did. And and
look it's I'm not mean. I'm when I when I
complain about Valerie, trust me when I tell you, I
realized how small the complaints are. I really do.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
But it's funny that I am very much a karma
guy and making fun of you and and saying, oh,
you can come stand by place.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I wanted to go stay at your place.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, no, I'll come home and she's just boundies vowdie
is extremely happy being retired. I thought, no way she's
going to be able to be just do nothing, But
she is not doing nothing. She's doing all kinds of
stuff and she's loving it like she's I haven't seen
her in a bad mood since, Like, seriously, I haven't
seen her in a bad mood since when I walked down.
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She's like, hi, and hi on and like, and it's
how lucky am I good?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And I also hope that your kids are seeing it
because my dad retired and I think he's been miserable
ever since.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
And it's not because.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
He's not working or doesn't feel like he's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
He just he's he's not a center around guy.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That was not he was never a sit around guy.
You know, that's not that's not him. So, you know,
and me and my brother said all the time that
we go, you know, hopefully in life, will be lucky
enough to be able to retire.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
And I hope that I'm not miserable.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I mean, he's not miserable, but you could tell that
he was.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
It's happier. He was happier when he got there got
to work in the morning.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
They had a quick cop of coffee, and they went
off and did did their their job and had lunch
together and then came home and he he misses that, and.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I, oh, dude, so let me uh, let me just
tell you a quick little story.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
A long time ago.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Alright, let's let's a long time around.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I was on the trail out to the west to
take a claim. Uh no, so seven years ago, seven
year true story. Swear to God, this is true, and
it plugs right into what's God? It was just saying
seven years ago. I I go out and take pictures.
I travel two three hours before the sun rises, so
that can be the one the sun comes up. And
(12:31):
I love to visit harbor's and all that kind of
stuff because I don't know why. I just love the ocean.
I love boats. All right, Fine, So I go to
this place, Georgetown, Maine, Five Islands Harbor. It's probably my
one of my favorite. Harbor is beautiful, and I'm there,
nobody's there. Place is empty. I'm walking around taking pictures.
The sun isn't even close coming up. It's like an
hour before sunrise. And then all of a sudden, a
(12:53):
couple of trucks pull up. Okay, and a couple of
guys get out, you know, walking with their dunkin Donuts
cups right, and their cigarets, and they're they're walking like
they had a rough night. And fishermen, right, they're out there,
they're doing you know. So a couple of them walking
and all of a sudden, long comes this guy, white
haired guy, and he's walking around. And next thing you know,
the white hair guy walks over, picks up this giant hook,
(13:13):
walks in and starts pulling across the dock. These giant,
you know, plastic bins filled with frozen bait. Okay, so
that's like gotta be sixty to one hundred pounds somewhere
in there, right, And this guy who I'm looking at,
and I'm going that guy's got to be seventy something,
been around. He's got old, beat up rubber boots, right,
(13:35):
his pants are stuff to his boots. And this guy
he ain't smoking, he's working. He's dragging the bait to
the box. Now, the other guy's a fishermen. They're gonna
get on the boat. This guy's job is to get
the bait to the side of the docks. Wouldn get lowered?
My point in telling you. This is this guy's a machine.
I'm watching him work and I didn't take any pictures
of him, and then at one second I thought I'm
gonna take I just brought the camera up and I
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took his picture. And here's this guy slugging these these
these crates around the dock, and the pictures blurry. Picture sucks,
but the story that it tells is great. So I
post it, and I'm like, I watched this guy. This
guy's been doing it this whole life. This guy, I
guarantee you, is the third generation, second generation, third generation fisherman.
(14:17):
It's all he's known. He's been on this dog winter, spring, summer, fall,
rain or shine. He's doing this. This guy is a machine.
He's a legend. Guarantee it. Love to have coffee with
this guy. All these things I write about this guy,
I post within like three hours. That's my dad, right.
She's like, you couldn't have described him better if you
(14:38):
knew him, right, So I post it. It goes crazy.
People love it. His family loves it. I send them Prince.
You know, I'm like, I know it's a bad picture,
but I thought it was a great story, So I
send them some Prince blah blah blah. The reason I'm
telling you this story this past summer seven years later, right,
I said, he was seventy seven seven, Okay, I go
(15:02):
there this past summer. The guy's on the dock still
eighty four years old, eighty four years old. And I
went over and I said, hi, you know, I said,
are you you know? I asked him his name and
I knew what his name was, and he said yep.
And I said, I'm Greg. I'm the I'm the photographer.
He goes, you're the guy. And I'm like, I'm the guy.
(15:24):
And I said can I sit with you? And he
goes yeah, And I said, I just I want you
to know. And I was talking to him with chit chatting,
and he looks at me and he goes, you know,
works an awful hard thing to quit. And that's your dad. Yep,
you know that's a hard That's exactly what you're talking about.
(15:46):
He's eighty four years old. He's still at the dock
every morning at five am.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And he can't. It's a hard thing to quit because
he needs the money.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
No is he able to No, he's he basically said,
I can't not do it because he's basically saying it's
so ingrained in me to get up that early and
to come down here and do something helpful and productive.
That's what he was saying, you know, And I said,
do you mind if I take a picture of you
and you go we I don't care, you know, total maner.
(16:15):
I love the guy.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I met him twice, and so I went and I
posted an update with a picture and him and me
with him, And that kind of thing is exactly what
we're talking about where I talked to Scott and I
were talking yesterday after the show, and I joked about retiring.
I have no thoughts on retirement. I enjoy the job.
(16:39):
How lucky am I that I enjoy the job. I
don't sit here and have a date. I don't. But
I was talking about how I don't know what. I
don't know what I'm going to be like if I do.
I don't know if I'm your dad, you know, I
don't know if I'm going to be able to not
do anything. And at this age, you're surrounded by people
(17:01):
like you're gonna love it, You're gonna be able to
do all the stuff you don't. I'm like I do
all the stuff I want anyway, there's nothing I'm not
doing that I don't want to do value and I
you're doing stuff all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I had this conversation with my brother about how we
hope that we're we are looking forward to it more
than dad is. And then I see people like Kayla's dad, Randy,
he's loving everything.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my god, Yeah, he's on a cruise ship and
a freaking rock show every week.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What I want right now, I want to be but
I've been.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I've been to a million rock shows, so I'm much
more selective right But I mean, I'm not getting that.
I'm not being denied things. I don't think like that,
but I start to. I worry about what I'm gonna
be like when I get to that point. And not
because I don't want to spend time with my wife.
Of course I do. We have a great time, but
I get I'm not I've always said the job doesn't
(17:49):
make the person. I'm not defined by my job. I
think I'm defined by how I do my job. Big difference. Yes,
the radio thing can go away, and is that to
bother me? I don't know. I don't think so. But
there's got to be a purpose for me.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, you might need an outlet for a lot of
your creative stuff that you do.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, the photography is one thing. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what it is. I have no idea,
and I'm not really thinking about I don't have a
date in mind. Ory like that. I'm not. I was
messed with Scotty kind of get them over, you know, because.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
He's like five years I'm like, that doesn't work for me.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
But anyway, but I get that. I just don't know,
Like Valerie's perfectly content to just like she's got projects
every day, She's hanging out with friends and all that stuff,
and I'm like, I get to do that, you know.
So anyway, I go home and she's moving the woodpile
and she's just freaking I'm cleaning the work bench. I'm like,
I don't even do any work on the Workbench's on
(18:49):
the word. I know she knows. I know. I never
said I do a lot of work on the work bench.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I've never said a kid that A kid saw that.
She said Greg was got.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
You know, there's staples in the workbench where there's you know,
the thick staples. I'm like, I don't give a ship.
I don't know whatever. You know, a real person, real
dude would be like, get that staple out of that,
Like I would imagine your if you have a workbench
in your basement, Yes I do, I was asking him.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
He does it?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, workbench? Yeah? No, okay, all right, I don't know.
I built the workbench. I actually built it thinking I'm
gonna have a work bench.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
What I do?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know what's on there? A couple of computer consoles
and some old camera gear and a bunch of cords,
like a million cords. That's what's on my workbench.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I don't know, drum parts that I'm waiting for the
parts because everything takes so long to come in the mail.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
So it's like anything it's broken, it's waiting for a
part is.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
On the workbench. Yeah, well you know, it's just uh
it's yeah, just that it is what it is. But anyway,
all right, well did we miss anything? So I asked
you what are you doing? What are you doing? What's
going on with you? Uh? Because I just checks are good? Yeah? Yeah,
today I'm gonna go see my sister after this and
we're going to do a workout. Forgive me for what's
your sister's name, Olivia? Okay, I've only met her. It
(20:00):
was at the party, so I will remember. That's okay.
You're fan. You have a great family, great parents are awesome.
I am very luck great, great, great, great to hang
out with.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You know, I stood next to his sister when that
guy showed up at our Halloween party.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And you know what guy I'm talking about? Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Went, Oh, I was really nervous about that.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Oh wow, I got and I go listen.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Guy showed up at a Halloween party, no clothes on.
He basically he had he had a jockstrap on that,
but he's spray paint in his body, like you see
in New York City. They do that in the street.
They walk around and you pay to have pictures taken
with it.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
I joke to the suitor and I feel bad because
she doesn't really know me, and I'm like, I think
she's been seeing this guy for a while.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah, you told her that Erica was dating him. That good?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Good?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
What did you? I don't know if I asked you,
But like your parents were there, like you know, and
they're very cool. You know, they're they're Jesus, they're freaking
like twenty years younger than me. But that's fine. Were
they know, were they cool? I mean, were they at all?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No party?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Because party?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
So mom like yeah, my mom would have Yeah, we're
not very like formal, you're not not type yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
I get that vibe. And I've worked with your mom,
who's lovely.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Bet people with sacks over their testicles come over your
house all the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Time, sacks over the test just like like like like
usually just on like Saturdays. I didn't get it at first.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Two.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'm Kelly. Kelly likes Penis a lota as you knew
if you listen to the show that to throwback, go
listen to the show. But yeah, so okay, so we're
just kind of getting getting to know uh, your family,
which is awesome, and you've met Valorie, right I have Okay,
all right, great, all right? So what else do we
(21:50):
have here today? All right? So sorry about that story.
We're good.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I'm not giving them too much free anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Uh well, sooner or le yeah, sooner. Yeah, after the
first of the year. I will tell you this. After
the first of the year, the show will be available
on video. Okay, it will be available only after we're
off the air. We're not gonna have it on live
because that competes with what we're doing, you know, for
(22:16):
a living, but we will and part of the Buzz Plus,
which will be subscription based, will be that you'll be
able to watch the show on video, which would be cool.
And it's gonna be cheap. It's gonna be cheap, So
that's also gonna happen. And there will be an extra
part of the Buzz twenty four to seven that only
will be on the Buzz Plus two. So there's some
things we're working toward. And Scotty don't give away anthing
(22:38):
for free. Okay, look at to see there you go. Okay,
make it rain, That's what he's basically saying, So cheap.
Do you care about the sex position so that it'll
give you some of these things? I mean, you know,
I see this stuff and I'm like, really, but some
of you may want to know about them, some of
you may want to know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I want to know that when it's all said and
done and I am home resting with a belly full
of food, somebody on the show right now is doing
one of these.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, somebody from the show.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Somebody on the show.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Somebody on the show from the show is doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You're gonna sit there and go, I don't know. I'm
metting Kelly right now doing the wishbone. The wishbone. Yes,
that's what you're gonna have. The wish football it is
It is not a It is not a football related move. No,
the wishbone. So these apparently the Thanksgiving sex positions that
it says is what I love these kind of articles.
This has got to be from me. It's from sexy.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Down, is it?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
What is there a turkey neck?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Nope, there's a pumpkin pie, though he knows about that one.
The wishbone is uh, let me see, you're thinking about
the little bone you try to pull apart in the
bigger pe okay, right, blah blah blah blah blah. Get
cozy with your partner and get in the classic missionary position.
Classic stay in the missionary position with the partner lying
on their back. They'll move their legs so that they're
(23:56):
up in the air, creating a V shape like the
shape of a wish I do then do you rip
your legs apart? And that's one of the moss I
don't like.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Remember That's what I'm thinking, is like.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Uh uh, after a while, it will begin to uh,
it will begin to be more enjoyable for one of you.
That's that's what about the other one? Uh, the the
other ones just just you know what service think of
it as a service industry. You want to be a business.
You provide a service, and you want to make the
customer happy. You don't why because you want the customer
(24:29):
to come back. I'm right, am I right? Okay, you
are right. I got to read these ahead of time
because because I just I shouldn't even I shouldn't even
have attempted this. Spoonful what's that all about? Spooning must
get in bed or on the couch, get into a
cuddling position with the person doing. Uh. You will be
(24:50):
the big spoon if you are going to be doing
the the yes, the driving, thank you very much, Yes,
thank you. I like this. Uh. Once in that position,
you can do whatever you want from that sort of
uh back seat area. I mean, you know what I mean,
You're not having to You can choose to drive in
the front seat, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, all right,
(25:11):
just to be clear, I can say it like it,
but I don't feel comfortable. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying.
I'm torn by Yeah, you're torn by what?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Low. It's a low effort maneuver. So even if you're full,
you can just do the tuddling thing and yeah, two
pump too, pump chuck? What what anyway? Uh? The turkey trot.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Turkey trot sounds like a little more cardio.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
A little bit more. It's a fan favorite, classic doggy style.
So you know what to do. Uh. And the person
that would be receiving will hold out their arms so
their partner can hold them onto them while so you're
holding them back. It seems like a hostage move.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
To me, you look like a turkey?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I don't think it's impressive? How you go? I think
that's impressive. It's supposed to resemble a turkey's wings. Yeah yeah, yeah,
god yeah yeah yeah yeah. So you were on that, Kelly,
very good, you're very perceptive. Yeah you guys, uh, you
got I gotta clear my eyes here. Pumpkin pie. We're
at the pumpkin pie segment. Yeah, and he guesses, Erica, Yeah,
(26:20):
I don't I don't even yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm interested,
but I feel weird even asking. Yeah, all the dudes
are going no, no, no, let her talk, no no, no no,
I can't.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Away for free?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
All right? Yeah? You know the one scene where missus
flow cooks the fabulous tenner only to be to have
only to be pushed all to the ground. Uh all right,
so get it on the dining room table, the kitchen counter,
any elevated service you food, where you serve the food
will suffice. You could be creative whether you want to embark. Uh,
(26:54):
how do I say this? I'm trying to do this
with regular sex or of the oral variet. It depends
on all you want to do. But they suggest grabbing
whipped cream and making a complete mess of the kitchen,
including knocking things onto the floor. I'm not doing that.
It's stupid. That doesn't even look like. I don't get
(27:18):
ye because you know, I gotta tell your right now,
vouties like I'm cleaning this ship up. I don't think so,
you know what I mean? I don't think so? All right?
And the prone bone is the last one I said.
I'll give you six. This is it? The prone bone? Okay,
the ultimate lazy girl position. I'm reading that and the
(27:39):
article says, in my humble opinion, it's basically doggy, but
with all the core work, I don't want to work
in my core the person uh being receiving lays flat
on their stomach with their partner coming in from behind,
super easy on the body, which is what you all
need after a Thanksgiving dinner. So the prone the bone,
(28:00):
which is I guess.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
So think move thinking about your diges, you hit your
nose the mic.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I don't want to get too graphic, just because it's
not me to get graphics. So I feel kind of uncomfortable,
even though all you say, Greg's.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Not a big graphic guy.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Back in the day when we used to let each
other borrow pornos, Greg wanted a good story.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Greg was not just long Greg. Greg was not like
the best of clip guys.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Jery wanted the best of us where Greg I want
to store. Yeah, I just because Andy, Andy was into it,
and and that I was, whoa dude, that's too much,
that's too much.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I want a story, I want some cuddling before And
I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I never said that. I just liked a little bit GEESU.
It's easy to take it easy, Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't they in love.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't want Greg was always.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Saying, no, listen, I don't think these two people were
in love.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I don't want to watch anything where someone's even remotely uncomfortable. Okay,
like you know, if you're wincing, I don't want to know.
I don't want to see it. I don't want to
see if you're tied up. I don't what the is
that you tied up? I don't think so you're time No, no, no,
and nor is that no? Well, blonde is just fun
baby for you. You ain't tying me up with nothing ever, Okay, seriously, nothing,
(29:14):
nothing enjoyable because the next thing you know, you know it,
and I know it. I get tied up and I
got a baseball bat somewhere. It shouldn't be. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I'm not doing it. I'm just saying I saw it,
And who says and that was in a that was
in a regular cinema film, not even a dirty movie.
It was in that It was a dirty movie. No,
Like I shouldn't even have brought the subject up. Shouldn't
even brought the subject up. No, there was a movie
about a cop and I don't know if it was
Nicholas Cage or something, and he got with some woman.
(29:44):
Nick did that something like that happen and yeahay gotta
gotta blah blah blah. But anyway, so yeah, that's age.
Yeah I saw I think you see things in movies
and you said I'm never gonna do that again, and hey, no,
yeah you can do that. Well anyway, all right, well
I think we've we've were worn out a welcome. Sorry
about that. Uh, you gotta consider that for a second.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
I was just looking at the camera.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Hey, I know you've got to I know you've got
food planned, but don't forget the beef stew.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I know I'm not forgetting it's in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
My wife got sucked into the cult that is feed Kelly.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Thank you Bill.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
She cared too. Do you think maybe I should give
some of this to Kelly? You know, so because he
can have I'm like, what what's the spell? How did
he cast a string? Ladies? Ladies don't say, hey, you know,
I just did what she said. She's she's home all
the time, so all the time. I know, if I
(30:41):
walk home with that thing today empty, she's gonna go.
You didn't give it to him, wrote his name on it.
I give him my wife's top way, he writes Kelly
on it.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, she's christy, that pricey twak. I wouldn't do it
to the price e top.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
When I was slumming it with the bad You're doing.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
A good thing. Are you reusing rest?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I am? I am? Yes, we are all right anyway.
Thank you Erica, thank you Roadkieled Kelly, thanks for checking
it out. Really will last you tomorrow. No, we won't
try to guard They're gonna happen on Friday. You have fun, though,
Have a good weekend.
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