November 26, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
But that was a mistake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wow, I don't know my headphones went that loud. I
think I just loosened the ear wax deep in the coverness,
strike that cavernous part of my cranium. Now, I don't
have a lot of I have clean ears, man, I
gotta think about that. I don't my ears clean. I'm
sure I might have a little bit of wax, but mack,
(00:25):
I clean.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That ass out.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to Buzz Archive for Friday. Interesting conversation
coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Went back into the archives.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And I don't know if this came out when Scotty
got his divorce or whatever, but it was kind of
an interesting question that we'll share with you when we
come back.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Where's the weirdest place you ever got hit on?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's next, don't move.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is the Buzz twenty four to seven at morning Buzz
Dot call.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
This is on.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Sick Funny. I was.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't know what you this was.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I can't remember, but this conversation came up and as
I was kind of listening to it a little bit,
as I was doing some work here and it was playing,
and it hit me the answer because they did not
have an answer in this segment, We're the weirdest place
because I'm clueless, you know, I would be clueless anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then it struck me that it actually happened at
a wake Believe.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
It or not.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
True story a long long time ago in a galaxy
far far away, Ladies and job in the buzz archived Friday,
it's the weirdest place you ever got hit on.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So mister McMullen has his hand raised like he is
in the classroom, and he has a question.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Pretty sure, I'm the only one in the room that
went through what this past summer.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But the divorce.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, but in New Hampshire to get divorced, if you
are parents, you have to take a parenting class and
this class you have to go to to you know,
they basically you know things to signs and you know
to be aware of that for amicable, like amicable, all
of them unless violence was involved. So, and what has
(02:20):
to happen is they a couple of times a month
they hold these classes.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So how many do you have to go to one?
And it's about three and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Long, and so everybody in the room is unhappy.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So everybody in the room's already unhappy.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now I nobody wants to be there.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Now you have to go to his class to be
able to get divorced, or it just stops the paperwork
and until you go to the class. So I had
to go to the class over the summer, exceptionally nervous.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Not you well, it's it's it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You get the added bonus too that someone may.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
May recognize, recognize who I am. So go to the class.
And as I go to his class, I realized that
most of the husbands and ext wife's are together, you.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Know, drive together there.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They had a gain.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I went by myself. Yeah, And in the class it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Was mostly uh at one point happily married couples now
getting divorced. And in the class there's me, one of
the at one point, one other guy, and about two
or three uh two or three women.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
At one point happened.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You can see that.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Is long long gone, long gone. They start off the
class and they say, okay, listen, you know, the first
forty five minutes and then we're gonna take a break,
and we're gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, So forty five minutes of talking and communicating, then
we're gonahut.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It, we're gonna shut it down. We're shut cool opping.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Everybody go back to their respective corner.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So you know, the first part of the class happens,
and okay, class takes a break and everything, and it
gets up used the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We'll get a water and everything.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I sat there and start going through emails. Just I
didn't want to get up walk around, so I just
go go my phone, go through my emails.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So you're sitting in the corner because the last thing
you want in a time like that too and not
know all kidding aside is social interaction.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I mean comes off to be and and a lot
of the couples that are there are like obviously not
getting along right, you know. So and as they go
through the emails, I get this email it's like.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is that you at the parenting class.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And and like immediately I look at it and I
look up and now I'm doing, like.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, social scanning the room.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Get in the room, look over and I see, uh,
you know, people like like Greg and Laura and they're
kind of together, but you can tell they're no longer
together and they're they're unhappy with each other. Now it's
down to like three women who were dressed like two
of them are dressed like it's Friday night and we're.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Going it's party time.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, are you at.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The parenting class?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And I just kind of okay, you know, this is
that's that's weird. So immediately the radar goes and I
already had my picture taken in the hallway with a
husband and ex wife because they're huge fans of the show.
So it was already it was already you know, uncomfortable
and stuff. So okay, you know, second.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Can I just add that this is at a time
now where nobody knew no right that you had, so
you wanted to get through everything, and everybody was okay,
you even brought it up on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I kept this, you know, very very quiet, so I,
you know, met the couple in the hallway, have my
pitchured taking and just kind of said listen, kind of
keep this on.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
On the on the down logo.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That was huge fans. We we've been divorce class, and
he he said, you know, honey, get the picture, getting
the picture, and you know, yeah, we've been high school
sweethearts and just not I can't stand her smile. And
it took a picture to take the picture. Okay, so
we go in for second part of the class and
it happens, Okay, break time.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I'm going to check my email again. Now I'm
pretty sure it's you. Would you like to go up
for drinks after.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is like, she's good because well you're vulnerable.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, and she's not. It's a little secretive.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
It's kind of like that, Yeah, we're doing something wrong.
I'm sending you messages. You don't know who it is.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Now one of you want but one of them has
taken herself out of the equation because she hasn't stopped
crying through the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
She's she's the woman.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Who now has gone from the clean X box to
the paper towel rat and she she's so I know
it's it's it's not her. So it's the two. It's
one of the two girls that's dressed to party.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Maybe it was the crier.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Maybe it was the crier.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Maybe it's so class ends.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We all everybody's waiting.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
They want to get their certificates, because that's why you're
here and that's why you paid. You want to get
your you want to get your diploma congratulated. You can
get divorced and have your kids get little hat.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, well a bit just taken that, a little speech
and everything.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So as I'm headed out to the car has completed. Yeah,
at this point he can handle having his kids every
other weekend four hours during the week. But let's not
get too personal. Supervise this supers.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
The beer.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
They want to play sports with somebody else. I'm walking
to the car and there's a set of high heels
moving across the parking lot pretty fast.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah right right, huge fend of the show.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Very nice, very nice.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Would you like to go out? I mean, I don't
know about you. I got you some drinks right now,
and then let's just see how it happens. Right, And
I'm like standing there holding my certificate, going you know, no, no,
I really just the drinks part sounds awesome, great, but no.
(07:41):
And it's like you could just tell that that She
was like, oh, come on, come on, Well, the situation.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
For you and her could be completely different. It could
be you know, it could have been over you know,
you know for her.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes, I don't, I don't know, I don't know. But
it was.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Like, that is the oddest place to me. The one
stuff above that is he's dead, and then the nurse going,
do you have any plans? I mean that is the
one step above what I went through. Okay, I look
at it as you know, congratulations you're divorced. And then
somebody's like, you know, hey, Rusty, the Bailiff's like, what
are you want to I mean, you lost everything.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Large percentage of people look at they're they're excited, they're
they're done with the part of their lives that.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That feel free. But so I just you just went
to a three hour parenting class that a lot of
stuff when things go wrong and how you made bad
choices maybe, and now we want to go up for
a drinks. Here's my question, Like I would be flattered.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I think that's really I was veryver.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The divorce isn't final, yeah, right, and and then you're
in that area.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But you could have sparks and not do anything about
it and then follow up on it later.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, because you know, I think that people that are
about to get a divorce definitely don't you know that
when they have sparks, they put off anything.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, because you never.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Know when you're gonna see somebody, you know what I'm saying.
I know sometimes you get to pull the trigger and
see what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I know, but I'd be terrified.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'd be terrified, and that particular juncture to blow it,
I guess because I'm a scaredy cat anyway, because you know.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To me, it's like done that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But you know, yeah, no, Well you've been hit on,
You've been hit on. Strange place you have been.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Here's the strangest place that you've been hit on?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't think so maybe I have.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I just haven't put it in my dictionary, and putting
a dictionary.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
In my daytime, whatever you want, why are you putting it?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Addictions saying, well, she may never see you again, so
she's figured here's my opportunity as well. You know, but
I don't slight.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I can easily at all.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I can easily take my finger to the certificate that
was just written out to me and rub the ink
off it. It's not even dry yet. And Greg's right,
this is just that was the last thing that needed
to be done before, you know, the final thing.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Maybe you were a bucket listening, Maybe you were I
think she maybe she saw you as a celebrity.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Well I'm thinking if she knew I mean, she knew
who he was. She must know that this is awkward
for even if it wasn't that situation. Trying to pick
up ro kill hit on him is going to be
awkward for anybody in any situation because that's he.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
You're a shy guy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Where have you been hit on? It was the weirdest
place you've been hit on?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
And did you wear orange or white shirt shorts when
it was happening?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Oh? I got hit on a couple of times at Hooters,
but not all.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, but that's not weird. You're dressed in a Hooter's uniform.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm expecting you're you know, I'm saying that you're gonna
Guys are going to try and see if you're interested
hit to hit on you.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
See, I don't know if people hit on me. I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I think I follow that. I hear you.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I don't think they do. But I don't know because
hitting on is like blatantly asking. I've never been like.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, but that's not it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's not about They don't have to come right out
and say it to be hitting on you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
See I'm not a good people reader in that sense.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I just feel like if somebody is willing to talk
to me, I'll talk back, and I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't I was very polite. I just at that point.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Yeah, she came right, I've never been.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I just did three and a half hours of it
was it was not the easiest class, sadness class. And
and yeah, maybe the best thing that night was to
go out and have a few drinks. But that's not because.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Some people in that situation are thinking, I'm admitting a
what in their mind is viewed as could be viewed
as a colossal failure. I don't look at that way, no, right,
I mean that's how some people look at it as having.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
First at first off, the class starts off with congratulations,
you're the brave ones. Yeah, exactly. I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was like, but some people, some people feel like
they're they're admitting this colossal failure and that's the last
thing on their mind. Other people are, like Kelly said,
I'm on the brink of stepping away from unhappiness and
I can finally be happy again.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So there's two ways to look at it. And maybe
she was just like.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The second way, excited to see you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, She's like, why not? Who wouldn't want to look
at him?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who would I who would want to bang him? Seriously?
What don't cry?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I like that when you get the beard back, yeah,
we'll talk.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, but not not until then the shaving thing there
that happened there.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So all right, So Scotty, that is that your question?
My question is where is the oddest place you've ever
been hit on?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I am like Laura in the sense that I'm clueless.
You'd have to literally hit me in the head with
a two by four.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Not good at that.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Like to me, it's and I just like and even
if you are hitting on me, I'm well, I'll have
a conversation with you, just because I like to talk
and I like to hear what you have to say too.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I'm trying to think it's that I was certainly
out of circulation.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I couldn't even tell you if I was hit on
in a last you know.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Like I've had people say things like, look, I will
do I've had I'll do you yeah, or I'll do
this for this, and I'm like, wrong guy, You're talking
to the wrong guy.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
But I really want to go see Kevin hard Well.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
You have these tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You know, I would know. I know you're talking to
the wrong guy. I'm not I'm not that guy. There's
part of me the kind of things maybe I wish
I was. There's a little of you that goes, what
would that be like? But no, I'm not that guy.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Do you have ever for a second wish you with
a guy? But it's like we're going to do it
right now.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, I can't. I can't. It's not me.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I just you know, Okay, So if you weren't married, yeah,
would that still be you or not you?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It would not be me. No, wouldn't be me. That's
that's not never been my thing. You know? Is that
a bad thing? I'm admitting that I don't know. Uh, Tom,
Tom's on the phone, Tom, you were hit on? Where?
Hold on? Hold on second?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
At a funeral? How does somebody work their magic at
an actual funeral.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's a sad time, and if it makes you feel better,
we could hook up later.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
And I've always liked you.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Actually, Mike, my question is did you no?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I actually just to say that it's a sad time
and if it make you feel better, let's cook up later.
I don't know as though I would, I don't know
if I would respond well to that, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, it was weird for sure.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
How do you look at that person afterwards?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Like later you see them next week at the do
you look at them differently after that?
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Oh yeah, I just kind of haw to myself, Yeah, like,
are you serious?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, that's that thought too, because that would be you're
like Chaz from from Old School? Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Who are you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I was just nunchucked, you don't even know. Uh, let's
go to Kevin.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Kevin, where did you get hit on? The strangest place
that you've been hit on?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
In a Yankee candle store? My my wife and I
went in. We had about a half an hour to
kill before the movie, so we went in into the
Yankee candle store and she kind of went off to
the left and I went off to the right and
you know, smelling candles, and this woman came in after us.
We were like the only people in the store, and
next thing I know, she kind of makes her way
over to me and I you know, we're picking up
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candles and smelling them and she's like, oh, I have
that one at my house right now. It smells wonderful.
You'll love that one. And we kind of just made
some small thought for a couple of minutes, and then
my wife come over and says, hey, who's your friend?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Shut her down. That's what just happened to you, Boddy,
that's right there.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Shut it down.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I cut it down now.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Thank you very much. I was I just, you know,
I thought of this.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I was actually going from the University of New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
This is this would have been.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I was going for the University of New Hampshire to
the dentist. I had to go to the dentist because
I had a toothache, like an access tooth unbelievable pain,
and I hitchhiked, believe it or not, way back when.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Well, here we go, I'm starting to hear about a
little road tails because nobody rides for free. What is
it great?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Ask as a grass riots for free. So this woman
picks me up the true swear to God's.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Story, and nobody says, this is going to get.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Good, and I just I just remembered it. The woman
was She was like, yeah, well I live you know,
kind of right on the way. We could you know,
we could swing by and I'm looking at her and
I'm thinking she wasn't you know.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think she wanted to double Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She wasn't ugly. She certainly was not.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I didn't expect you to get I get nothing but.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Prime you know, greade a as you know. And I'm
such the I'm the pragmatist, right, There's part of me
that likes, well, this could get crazy. But I got
a toothache, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Now, the only guy I know passed up a tooth I'm.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Gonna be all, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You have to understand for me to do this, to
go have this done, I mean it was bad.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It was all encompassing pain.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
It was not to have sex. Yeah, And I was like,
I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I said, no, no, no, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
go to the to the thing, to the to the
to get I can go.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
To the dentist. That's my That's what the big Afro
and the seventies biker short. Andy's on the phone, Andy,
is this are you honestly? This is true? Because I
can read what Kayla wrote, is it? This is legit?
This is the worst. There is nothing.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Worse than what we heard about that funeral.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, but this is different Andy, which you get hit.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
One my wife's funeral?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Can I And I'm very.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Sorry for your loss first obviously?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, No, Andy, when when that happens?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Is there anybody?
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
We disgusted?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do you entertain the enemy that?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
How do you react when somebody hits on you at
your own wife's funeral?
Speaker 10 (17:20):
You know, at the time, I was such an emotional wreck. Anyways, Yeah,
you know, I took in stride and she actually gave
me her number, and believe it or not, we went
out on a day yeaater on No and of course
it was yet again stole an emotional wreck, and we
just talked about both of our bad situations and then
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ended there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But you know, is it uh? Is it possible Andy?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That you know because sometimes just look, you want to
go out and get a drink and I'd love to
be there for.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It like it could have been.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Was it possible that it was a friendship hand extended
to help you and you maybe interpreted it as a thing.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
It was possible, but it seemed to seemed to direction.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That you know, gotcha, I got you, you got your
radar going off. You know you know what that is? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Wow, wow, I never I'd never so this was her friend.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
It was somebody that that we had had all gone
to school with.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yees.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, wow, that's crazy, that's crazy. Well, thanks for the
call me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I never looked at it, say I look at it
as what he went through. That's the top one. That's
why that can't get worse.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You can't get worse than that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can't get worse than that, Laurie High. What'd you get
hit on court? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Court court for me?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yues? You got?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Were somebody hitting on you in front of the that
sat next to the lawyers or were you the one
sitting next to the lawyers and somebody asked you from buying?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No, it was just conquered district court. And this kid
went up in front of me for like cocaine charger
to get taught with cocaine, and then I was I
went up like an hour later, and when I left,
the kid was waiting outside the court for me, and
he was like, so, what's your story?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I love to laugh after what's your you? Are you
still to tell me I will be married three years?
Are you? I?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Was like what glory? Where things Greg was what?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I was up for the for There you go.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hey, have a great weekend. Everybody, thank you so much
for hangling. So let me get a uh we have
a nice Thanksgiving. I'll get a chance to take some
time for yourself, take care yourself, to carry your others,
and then we will see you Monday.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Have a great one.
But that was a mistake.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wow, I don't know my headphones went that loud. I
think I just loosened the ear wax deep in the coverness,
strike that cavernous part of my cranium. Now, I don't
have a lot of I have clean ears, man, I
gotta think about that. I don't my ears clean. I'm
sure I might have a little bit of wax, but mack,
(00:25):
I clean.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That ass out.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to Buzz Archive for Friday. Interesting conversation
coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Went back into the archives.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And I don't know if this came out when Scotty
got his divorce or whatever, but it was kind of
an interesting question that we'll share with you when we
come back.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Where's the weirdest place you ever got hit on?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
That's next, don't move.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Is the Buzz twenty four to seven at morning Buzz
Dot call.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
This is on.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Sick Funny. I was.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I don't know what you this was.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I can't remember, but this conversation came up and as
I was kind of listening to it a little bit,
as I was doing some work here and it was playing,
and it hit me the answer because they did not
have an answer in this segment, We're the weirdest place
because I'm clueless, you know, I would be clueless anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then it struck me that it actually happened at
a wake Believe.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
It or not.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
True story a long long time ago in a galaxy
far far away, Ladies and job in the buzz archived Friday,
it's the weirdest place you ever got hit on.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So mister McMullen has his hand raised like he is
in the classroom, and he has a question.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Pretty sure, I'm the only one in the room that
went through what this past summer.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
But the divorce.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, but in New Hampshire to get divorced, if you
are parents, you have to take a parenting class and
this class you have to go to to you know,
they basically you know things to signs and you know
to be aware of that for amicable, like amicable, all
of them unless violence was involved. So, and what has
(02:20):
to happen is they a couple of times a month
they hold these classes.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So how many do you have to go to one?
And it's about three and a half hours.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Long, and so everybody in the room is unhappy.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So everybody in the room's already unhappy.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now I nobody wants to be there.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Now you have to go to his class to be
able to get divorced, or it just stops the paperwork
and until you go to the class. So I had
to go to the class over the summer, exceptionally nervous.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Not you well, it's it's it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You get the added bonus too that someone may.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
May recognize, recognize who I am. So go to the class.
And as I go to his class, I realized that
most of the husbands and ext wife's are together, you.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Know, drive together there.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They had a gain.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I went by myself. Yeah, And in the class it.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Was mostly uh at one point happily married couples now
getting divorced. And in the class there's me, one of
the at one point, one other guy, and about two
or three uh two or three women.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
At one point happened.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You can see that.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Is long long gone, long gone. They start off the
class and they say, okay, listen, you know, the first
forty five minutes and then we're gonna take a break,
and we're gonna take it.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, So forty five minutes of talking and communicating, then
we're gonahut.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It, we're gonna shut it down. We're shut cool opping.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Everybody go back to their respective corner.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
So you know, the first part of the class happens,
and okay, class takes a break and everything, and it
gets up used the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
We'll get a water and everything.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I sat there and start going through emails. Just I
didn't want to get up walk around, so I just
go go my phone, go through my emails.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So you're sitting in the corner because the last thing
you want in a time like that too and not
know all kidding aside is social interaction.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I mean comes off to be and and a lot
of the couples that are there are like obviously not
getting along right, you know. So and as they go
through the emails, I get this email it's like.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is that you at the parenting class.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And and like immediately I look at it and I
look up and now I'm doing, like.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, social scanning the room.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Get in the room, look over and I see, uh,
you know, people like like Greg and Laura and they're
kind of together, but you can tell they're no longer
together and they're they're unhappy with each other. Now it's
down to like three women who were dressed like two
of them are dressed like it's Friday night and we're.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Going it's party time.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, are you at.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The parenting class?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And I just kind of okay, you know, this is
that's that's weird. So immediately the radar goes and I
already had my picture taken in the hallway with a
husband and ex wife because they're huge fans of the show.
So it was already it was already you know, uncomfortable
and stuff. So okay, you know, second.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Can I just add that this is at a time
now where nobody knew no right that you had, so
you wanted to get through everything, and everybody was okay,
you even brought it up on the air.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I kept this, you know, very very quiet, so I,
you know, met the couple in the hallway, have my
pitchured taking and just kind of said listen, kind of
keep this on.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
On the on the down logo.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That was huge fans. We we've been divorce class, and
he he said, you know, honey, get the picture, getting
the picture, and you know, yeah, we've been high school
sweethearts and just not I can't stand her smile. And
it took a picture to take the picture. Okay, so
we go in for second part of the class and
it happens, Okay, break time.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I'm going to check my email again. Now I'm
pretty sure it's you. Would you like to go up
for drinks after.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is like, she's good because well you're vulnerable.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah, and she's not. It's a little secretive.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
It's kind of like that, Yeah, we're doing something wrong.
I'm sending you messages. You don't know who it is.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Now one of you want but one of them has
taken herself out of the equation because she hasn't stopped
crying through the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
She's she's the woman.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Who now has gone from the clean X box to
the paper towel rat and she she's so I know
it's it's it's not her. So it's the two. It's
one of the two girls that's dressed to party.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Maybe it was the crier.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Maybe it was the crier.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Maybe it's so class ends.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
We all everybody's waiting.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
They want to get their certificates, because that's why you're
here and that's why you paid. You want to get
your you want to get your diploma congratulated. You can
get divorced and have your kids get little hat.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, well a bit just taken that, a little speech
and everything.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So as I'm headed out to the car has completed. Yeah,
at this point he can handle having his kids every
other weekend four hours during the week. But let's not
get too personal. Supervise this supers.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
The beer.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
They want to play sports with somebody else. I'm walking
to the car and there's a set of high heels
moving across the parking lot pretty fast.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah right right, huge fend of the show.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Very nice, very nice.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Would you like to go out? I mean, I don't
know about you. I got you some drinks right now,
and then let's just see how it happens. Right, And
I'm like standing there holding my certificate, going you know, no, no,
I really just the drinks part sounds awesome, great, but no.
(07:41):
And it's like you could just tell that that She
was like, oh, come on, come on, Well, the situation.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
For you and her could be completely different. It could
be you know, it could have been over you know,
you know for her.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes, I don't, I don't know, I don't know. But
it was.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Like, that is the oddest place to me. The one
stuff above that is he's dead, and then the nurse going,
do you have any plans? I mean that is the
one step above what I went through. Okay, I look
at it as you know, congratulations you're divorced. And then
somebody's like, you know, hey, Rusty, the Bailiff's like, what
are you want to I mean, you lost everything.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Large percentage of people look at they're they're excited, they're
they're done with the part of their lives that.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That feel free. But so I just you just went
to a three hour parenting class that a lot of
stuff when things go wrong and how you made bad
choices maybe, and now we want to go up for
a drinks. Here's my question, Like I would be flattered.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I think that's really I was veryver.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The divorce isn't final, yeah, right, and and then you're
in that area.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
But you could have sparks and not do anything about
it and then follow up on it later.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, because you know, I think that people that are
about to get a divorce definitely don't you know that
when they have sparks, they put off anything.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, because you never.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Know when you're gonna see somebody, you know what I'm saying.
I know sometimes you get to pull the trigger and
see what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I know, but I'd be terrified.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I'd be terrified, and that particular juncture to blow it,
I guess because I'm a scaredy cat anyway, because you know.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
To me, it's like done that thing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But you know, yeah, no, Well you've been hit on,
You've been hit on. Strange place you have been.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Here's the strangest place that you've been hit on?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, I don't think so maybe I have.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I just haven't put it in my dictionary, and putting
a dictionary.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
In my daytime, whatever you want, why are you putting it?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Addictions saying, well, she may never see you again, so
she's figured here's my opportunity as well. You know, but
I don't slight.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I can easily at all.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I can easily take my finger to the certificate that
was just written out to me and rub the ink
off it. It's not even dry yet. And Greg's right,
this is just that was the last thing that needed
to be done before, you know, the final thing.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Maybe you were a bucket listening, Maybe you were I
think she maybe she saw you as a celebrity.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Well I'm thinking if she knew I mean, she knew
who he was. She must know that this is awkward
for even if it wasn't that situation. Trying to pick
up ro kill hit on him is going to be
awkward for anybody in any situation because that's he.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
You're a shy guy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Where have you been hit on? It was the weirdest
place you've been hit on?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
And did you wear orange or white shirt shorts when
it was happening?
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Oh? I got hit on a couple of times at Hooters,
but not all.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, but that's not weird. You're dressed in a Hooter's uniform.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm expecting you're you know, I'm saying that you're gonna
Guys are going to try and see if you're interested
hit to hit on you.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
See, I don't know if people hit on me. I don't.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I think I follow that. I hear you.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
I don't think they do. But I don't know because
hitting on is like blatantly asking. I've never been like.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No, but that's not it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's not about They don't have to come right out
and say it to be hitting on you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I think that's fair.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
See I'm not a good people reader in that sense.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I just feel like if somebody is willing to talk
to me, I'll talk back, and I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't I was very polite. I just at that point.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Yeah, she came right, I've never been.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I just did three and a half hours of it
was it was not the easiest class, sadness class. And
and yeah, maybe the best thing that night was to
go out and have a few drinks. But that's not because.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Some people in that situation are thinking, I'm admitting a
what in their mind is viewed as could be viewed
as a colossal failure. I don't look at that way, no, right,
I mean that's how some people look at it as having.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
First at first off, the class starts off with congratulations,
you're the brave ones. Yeah, exactly. I don't see it.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was like, but some people, some people feel like
they're they're admitting this colossal failure and that's the last
thing on their mind. Other people are, like Kelly said,
I'm on the brink of stepping away from unhappiness and
I can finally be happy again.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So there's two ways to look at it. And maybe
she was just like.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The second way, excited to see you.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, She's like, why not? Who wouldn't want to look
at him?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who would I who would want to bang him? Seriously?
What don't cry?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I like that when you get the beard back, yeah,
we'll talk.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, but not not until then the shaving thing there
that happened there.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So all right, So Scotty, that is that your question?
My question is where is the oddest place you've ever
been hit on?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I am like Laura in the sense that I'm clueless.
You'd have to literally hit me in the head with
a two by four.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Not good at that.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Like to me, it's and I just like and even
if you are hitting on me, I'm well, I'll have
a conversation with you, just because I like to talk
and I like to hear what you have to say too.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I'm trying to think it's that I was certainly
out of circulation.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I couldn't even tell you if I was hit on
in a last you know.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Like I've had people say things like, look, I will
do I've had I'll do you yeah, or I'll do
this for this, and I'm like, wrong guy, You're talking
to the wrong guy.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
But I really want to go see Kevin hard Well.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
You have these tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You know, I would know. I know you're talking to
the wrong guy. I'm not I'm not that guy. There's
part of me the kind of things maybe I wish
I was. There's a little of you that goes, what
would that be like? But no, I'm not that guy.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Do you have ever for a second wish you with
a guy? But it's like we're going to do it
right now.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, I can't. I can't. It's not me.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
I just you know, Okay, So if you weren't married, yeah,
would that still be you or not you?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It would not be me. No, wouldn't be me. That's
that's not never been my thing. You know? Is that
a bad thing? I'm admitting that I don't know. Uh, Tom,
Tom's on the phone, Tom, you were hit on? Where?
Hold on? Hold on second?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Go ahead?
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Man?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
At a funeral? How does somebody work their magic at
an actual funeral.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
It's a sad time, and if it makes you feel better,
we could hook up later.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
And I've always liked you.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Actually, Mike, my question is did you no?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I actually just to say that it's a sad time
and if it make you feel better, let's cook up later.
I don't know as though I would, I don't know
if I would respond well to that, you know, I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, it was weird for sure.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
How do you look at that person afterwards?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Like later you see them next week at the do
you look at them differently after that?
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Oh yeah, I just kind of haw to myself, Yeah, like,
are you serious?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, that's that thought too, because that would be you're
like Chaz from from Old School? Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Who are you doing?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I was just nunchucked, you don't even know. Uh, let's
go to Kevin.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Kevin, where did you get hit on? The strangest place
that you've been hit on?
Speaker 8 (14:28):
In a Yankee candle store? My my wife and I
went in. We had about a half an hour to
kill before the movie, so we went in into the
Yankee candle store and she kind of went off to
the left and I went off to the right and
you know, smelling candles, and this woman came in after us.
We were like the only people in the store, and
next thing I know, she kind of makes her way
over to me and I you know, we're picking up
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candles and smelling them and she's like, oh, I have
that one at my house right now. It smells wonderful.
You'll love that one. And we kind of just made
some small thought for a couple of minutes, and then
my wife come over and says, hey, who's your friend?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Shut her down. That's what just happened to you, Boddy,
that's right there.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Shut it down.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I cut it down now.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Thank you very much. I was I just, you know,
I thought of this.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I was actually going from the University of New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
This is this would have been.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I was going for the University of New Hampshire to
the dentist. I had to go to the dentist because
I had a toothache, like an access tooth unbelievable pain,
and I hitchhiked, believe it or not, way back when.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Well, here we go, I'm starting to hear about a
little road tails because nobody rides for free. What is
it great?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Ask as a grass riots for free. So this woman
picks me up the true swear to God's.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Story, and nobody says, this is going to get.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Good, and I just I just remembered it. The woman
was She was like, yeah, well I live you know,
kind of right on the way. We could you know,
we could swing by and I'm looking at her and
I'm thinking she wasn't you know.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think she wanted to double Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
She wasn't ugly. She certainly was not.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I didn't expect you to get I get nothing but.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Prime you know, greade a as you know. And I'm
such the I'm the pragmatist, right, There's part of me
that likes, well, this could get crazy. But I got
a toothache, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Now, the only guy I know passed up a tooth I'm.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Gonna be all, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You have to understand for me to do this, to
go have this done, I mean it was bad.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It was all encompassing pain.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
It was not to have sex. Yeah, And I was like,
I can't.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I said, no, no, no, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna
go to the to the thing, to the to the
to get I can go.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
To the dentist. That's my That's what the big Afro
and the seventies biker short. Andy's on the phone, Andy,
is this are you honestly? This is true? Because I
can read what Kayla wrote, is it? This is legit?
This is the worst. There is nothing.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Worse than what we heard about that funeral.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, but this is different Andy, which you get hit.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
One my wife's funeral?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Can I And I'm very.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Sorry for your loss first obviously?
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah, No, Andy, when when that happens?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Is there anybody?
Speaker 7 (17:12):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
We disgusted?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Do you entertain the enemy that?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
How do you react when somebody hits on you at
your own wife's funeral?
Speaker 10 (17:20):
You know, at the time, I was such an emotional wreck. Anyways, Yeah,
you know, I took in stride and she actually gave
me her number, and believe it or not, we went
out on a day yeaater on No and of course
it was yet again stole an emotional wreck, and we
just talked about both of our bad situations and then
(17:40):
ended there.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
But you know, is it uh? Is it possible Andy?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That you know because sometimes just look, you want to
go out and get a drink and I'd love to
be there for.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It like it could have been.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Was it possible that it was a friendship hand extended
to help you and you maybe interpreted it as a thing.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
It was possible, but it seemed to seemed to direction.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That you know, gotcha, I got you, you got your
radar going off. You know you know what that is? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:04):
Wow, wow, I never I'd never so this was her friend.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
It was somebody that that we had had all gone
to school with.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yees.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, wow, that's crazy, that's crazy. Well, thanks for the
call me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I never looked at it, say I look at it
as what he went through. That's the top one. That's
why that can't get worse.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
You can't get worse than that.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Can't get worse than that, Laurie High. What'd you get
hit on court? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Court court for me?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yues? You got?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Were somebody hitting on you in front of the that
sat next to the lawyers or were you the one
sitting next to the lawyers and somebody asked you from buying?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No, it was just conquered district court. And this kid
went up in front of me for like cocaine charger
to get taught with cocaine, and then I was I
went up like an hour later, and when I left,
the kid was waiting outside the court for me, and
he was like, so, what's your story?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
I love to laugh after what's your you? Are you
still to tell me I will be married three years?
Are you? I?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Was like what glory? Where things Greg was what?
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I was up for the for There you go.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Hey, have a great weekend. Everybody, thank you so much
for hangling. So let me get a uh we have
a nice Thanksgiving. I'll get a chance to take some
time for yourself, take care yourself, to carry your others,
and then we will see you Monday.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Have a great one.
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