12-15-25 - BUZZ FULL SHOW PART 2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm just going through some of the I was. It
was a newsless weekend for me until late yesterday, and
then it was like, I almost wish I didn't pay
attention to the news.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let me see here. Yeah, Dick Van Dyke celebrated his
one hundred birthday. There's some good news. Yeah, I star
when we.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Were checking out this weekend that he was on the
cover of People magazine.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
He's everywhere. Yeah, he's everywhere. Who doesn't love him? I mean,
he's you know, who doesn't love Dack.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Fan credits his longevity to having a positive outlook and
never getting angry.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, I got I guess Yeah, I mean good good luck. Huh.
Yeah I'm not I'm doomed. I guess I'm doomed, is
what's God He's pointing to me, going, you're not gonna
make it, which is really really nice. Thank you, thank
you very much. Yeah. Thanks. He did struggle though, he
had uh, he had his issues, right, I thought he had.
His alcohol was a thing for him for a period
of time and then he got in on it and

(01:01):
good for him. And you know, I always want to
say his brother had the alcohol problem, but he always
played a he he played a drunk watch Jerry Jerry,
Yeah he was on coach. He was coach y yeah, yep, yep, yep. Okay,
yes we did. And by the way, Tom if you
Dick has a book out about being living to be
one hundred and Tom voiced it, voiced the audio books.

(01:22):
So it's pretty cool, Uh, getting all kinds of good
reviews and stuff like that. Yeah, there's there's The news
is horrible today, is you know, trying to look at
things and yeah, I guess you know what we could
do is just turn it over to you, you know,
and do what's your point? Where you get to sort
of chime in with something. One sentence is all you get,
you know, what's your point? One sentence? Is it? Right there?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
By the way, you know, telling these little stories, here's
a good idea point. It makes it so much more
interesting for the listener if you're missing the point.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What's your point?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
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scoreboard coming up too. I just remembered that, so you know,
I could go with the person that was six feet
off of my bumper yesterday driving down the road in

(02:47):
the snow. Not smart. Not smart when you do the
double you know, the breake tap, a couple of little
break taps to get somebody off your tail, and they don't.
That's infuriating. But I'm not gonna go with that as
my point. What are you gonna go with? Scott?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Nothing beats French toast.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Nothing you can't argue with that. Ire I thought you
thought you were gonna gonna fight.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I was no.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, there's no no fighting here, No fight, no fighting here.
What a small?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The large?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Kaya large? There is a large silly lady. Uh the
sogginess though, like something that's just spy. Okay, right, okay,
all right, Kayla, what's your what's your point?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Good?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Nice to have Nice to have you back. Nice to
have you back. Everybody's chiming in welcome.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Back, Kayla, love you, Kayla, hey girl, and as Dan
the Dan Dan the number one fan musician Extraordinary remembers.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That he checked in via text, saying, I remember Kayla
acing the trumpet? Well I was there because you didn't
you play with a little bit there? Yeah, so there
you go, Kelly. What is what is your point?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You know?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I gotta tell you, Trader Joe sucked me in.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, went back a second time within a week and.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Kind of like that, did you win some money on
a bet.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I'm just saying some things are a little expensed.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Some things are pretty affordable.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, okay for you? Uh mine is going to be.
I was like I was walking around in a Hallmark
movie yesterday when we were downtown Portsmouth, were walking around.
We stopped in a Java Joe's, or we got a
coffee and walking through the downtown area in the snow, snowfall,
beautiful decorations everywhere. It felt like a Hallmark movie, you know.

(04:38):
Then I bumped into Jennifer love Hewett. Apparently she got
a bookstore downtown and some guy, yeah, some guy is
taking it shut her down, and then she was met
some cute guy on the street.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I think I Ricky Mary Fox Books Fox. I think
he was the one that was doing the shutting down.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Anyway, our points are now no matter yours do triple
eight five five six seven six two five. We would
love to hear here for you via phone. You can
also text. Maybe you're not much of a chatty person. Yeah,
I get it, we feel you. Uh nothing beats Ben
sugar shack real maple syrup. That's a text, all right.

(05:13):
And here's one that says my point is my sixteen
year old daughter is not going to be dating an
eighteen year old man. Okay, this is from Bill. Wait,
wrestling is scripted. I know, Bill, I was robber gressing myself. Yeah, yeah,
who knew?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Who knew? Once you forgive that out when they go
through the curtain and they're already putting the new nameplates
on on the belt. Yeah, I can't wait to disappear
after winning the power Ball tonight.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Actually Scotty a stuffed French toast, baked beat French toast. Okay,
enough with the okay whatever, go Bill's a lot of
people chimming in there.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I will not be able to watch all the family
or stand by me the same.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Ever again that one awful, awful, awful, awful Sharon, Good morning,
what's your point? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Welcome back to you.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I love you, remink you and family, Bud family, Grama
blues around the holidays.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think it just does any day really.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
To furniture shows up today.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I couldn't be more excited, Kelly sad to Lynn, Lynn,
what is your point? Why work when you can skiz?
It's early in the season. I don't know about to say.
Damn well, I'll tell you work because I got a
family to support. You know, I got responsibilities. You know,

(06:44):
it's great power comes great responsibility. Isn't that I think
I haven't got great power? But you know, Bill, what's
your point?

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Good morning? Good morning? Let's there's something positive. We treated
two mini horses yesterday for.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
A donkey and made two ranches very happy.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Wow. So what do you what? What what does one
do with a donkey?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It makes the girlfriend happy?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
All right, I'm gonna leave that alone. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna go after that.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm not gonna say anything dirty. I just said I
won't leave that alone. I just don't leave that alone.
I just all I said, I'm not. I'm not I'm
leaving it alone.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, Snake, what's your point? It's about the tires, Greg,
tell the girls it's all about the tires, all right,
it's all about the tires. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
You're gonna tell her You're welcome?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
John, what's your point?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I just want to starry Bill's mafia standing tall after
another big victory.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Bill you guys did man. I can't take anything away
from you. You know I can't take anything wipe you, Scotty.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Ellie, Ellie, what's your point? Good morning morning.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Rudeness is not part of the Christian Christmas season?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, what is? It shouldn't be a part of any season, Ellie.
And I love the name, by the way, I love
the name Ellie. That's just beginning. Uh No, it does not.
I like Ellie. There you go, Craig, what's your point? Buddy,
Christy friend, Jesus Born, Oh God, thank you, thank you, man,

(08:31):
appreciate it. Roadkills got it at the ready, Roadgell's got
it at the ready. Some of the texts went to
the grocery store bought three bags of chips. It does
next steak gallon of milk and it only costs ninety
seven dollars. Who says there's some place affordability, So hoax affordability. Okay,
PBR bull riding a match. That's a great sport. Uh,

(08:55):
great fans, Thank you for coming to see you next year.
As per usual, same time every year, my mother's stressing
out about Christmas. H let me see here, hold on
some of these others. Wait, football is not stage right exactly.
Just had my second daughter and she's doing great. I
haven't been able to hear the show since I'm home

(09:17):
for a week. Welcome at Kayla. Oh, welcome back to
you as well.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I could have used the heads up about Kaylea being back.
I almost drove into a snowback with excitement. All right,
she's back. Take it easy, be careful, I'll take it easy.
Back from Miami. They really used their horns there.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh man, dude, where was I over the weekend? I
was at an intersection and somebody wasn't moving fast enough
of the person of the other person, and somebody leaned
on the horn, and I mean leaned on it.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh that's rude.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So much unless you got a hit you know what too? Yeah, yeah,
it's fine, you know what. No, No, I would Oh
my god, oh my god, somebody almost hit me. I'm
I'm doing the.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I did it at the traffic circle the other day.
Somebody just rent right in front of me. I was
on the traffic circle and some Massachusetts person, not all,
just this one, and I laid on the horn like me,
that was it, That was enough, and that was a
lot for me.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
No. I just I'm saying like maybe the person wasn't
paying attention in the car because in the traffic circle
I usually just lay on the horn for five to
ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, that's what he's too much striving like an idiot. Geina,
good morning, Good morning, Glenn. I'm good. What's your point?
My point is, when you go to the Legion and
your favorite bar.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Time, Nick Kelly, love you.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Girl isn't working. Do you finish that sentence off with
that sucks? Or do you want to Yeah? Okay, all right,
a lot of great cartenders named killing. Are you doubling
down at the You're working on the Legion too, You're
doing the Legion. No, No, I'm gonna try it. I

(11:05):
hope he's got a better signal. I'm gonna try it
and go to Robert. Robert, what's your point?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
The truth has no agenda.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
He's got a good phone.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
There you go, Robert, There you go.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Nice Karen, what's your point? My point is I hate
waking up feeling sick, sounding like I smoked the partner
for the us I've taken you haven't. Yep.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't know what to say. A lot of smokers
calling me today.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You don't know that she was. My point is, enjoy
the Donkey's Kelly, Welcome, Welcome.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
To k girl.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's Kayla, Kayla twenty twenty eight. That is all good.
Chasing is the best thing to ever happened to me
since having my daughter. Well, that's beautiful. Wow, that's beautiful.
Kay getting a lot of love today. Man, it's very sweet,
richly deserved, richly deserved.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Everybody loos k uh no, you know, uh no, it's awesome.
And again just proving we told you she was coming back. Yeah,
I know, opened about it. Girl needed a break, Give.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Her a break.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
You know, so many of you were like, no, seriously, no, seriously,
she's coming back.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Everybody thinks they know something like something like, there's nothing.
We're very honest with you. You know, you don't have
to give a head, right people, Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You don't sneak fruit into Canada.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, and don't tag off a mattress. Yes exactly. They
lock him on the mountain.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
And they tell you to return the movies. Return the movies.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sorry, don't don't try to sneak food from the buffet
out of the restaurant. Don't put a sandwich in your pocket,
bad idea. Don't bring candy to the movie.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
No, why you don't burn DVDs? Who brings water into
the movie theater? They sell it there?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Goodness, gracious, would you run with scissors?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah? Craig cooked a seven pound rows Saturday for only
two people. It was amazing, all right, a lot of meat.
Let me see here that that loud.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Drivers do their jobs doing donuts. Swallow dude is trying
to plow is frustrating. Hey, guys, the point is it's
not that he gave up, it's how it ended. It's
not that he gave up, it's how it ended. Oh
that are you telling us like we're wrong?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
How it ended. He tapped out. John Cena tapped out.
His career was over. He had nothing left to prove,
so he tapped out. He called the shot. That's the
whole point. Do you How do you guys not get
it that that that it was him calling the shot.
I mean maybe he was told to do it that
way and maybe. I mean, if that comes out and

(14:09):
you don't like it, that I get it. But what
if it was Sina's call? Do people think it wasn't
his call? Do people think it was a triple eighth
scripted thing? The wrestling world, by the way, losing his
comperbials because Sina tapped out on his final match, But guys, what.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Does the older wrestler do he loses to the younger guy,
whether he's a younger villain.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Yeah, but maybe they just didn't want him to tap out.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
But I mean that he smiled the whole time he
tapped out, like like, you know what, I've done enough.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
His whole thing was never give up, right, That's what
I'm saying. Maybe they didn't want him to give up
on his final one. They wanted to stay the way
you know, Yeah, I always did.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
He wants always Friday my day, was it was awesome
because Kelly brought it up in.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
His news was it was a great Well you brought
it up and right away what you were talking about,
because that was amazed. The guy has won seventeen world championship,
won seventeen world champions unbelievable. The amount of it is unbelievable.
It's a good run. That's probably the best run, you know,
one of the best runs. There's no question about it.

(15:08):
He's invisible. No, you can't. You can't, John Cena, you
can't see me. Okay. I watched all the videos on
Instagram where fans were shocked, like absolutely stunned, like it
would be the same if the whole ring crashed through
the floor and disappeared like in The shock on the
people's faces was the same, like they could not believe

(15:30):
that John Cena tapped out. I just find it hilarious.
I find it hilarious. You know. Anyway, all right, well
there you go, John Cena, New England's own right there
into the history books. And it's me. When he walked
out of the ring, that dude looked like he could
barely move. Yeah, first, was that was that an act?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Or is he like that?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Beat up. He's banged up.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
If you ever see him, you know, in his movie premieres,
The Guy, he's pretty hunched over. Yeah, yeah, he shows
up in Pluribus, by the way, does he really Yeah
he does, Yeah, he really does.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Shocked.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I've seen him more as an actor than I have
as because I was kind of done with wrestling when
he started to win all his championships. But the guy
carried the WWE for a very long time, and I
find him to be very funny.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
And somebody, I said, I didn't know what the reference
was the title of that show that I like on
Apple TV, which is the most watched TV and Apple
TV history, most watched show in Apple history now, and
somebody texted me and said, pluribus like e pluribus unham.
It means from many one, which is kind of there's
one and this this. That's okay, I get it now.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Thank you for the I failed Latin, you know why,
because it's a dead language. They actually call it that.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
They called it a dead language, so I felt no
need to learn it because it was last day. So anyway,
but thank you for that. I appreciate that. I offered
Scott a one hundred dollars cash if he watches it
and doesn't like it, and he swore on his father
he would be honest and not lie to get the
one hundred dollars. Yep, Okay, I really, I know you're
gonna like it. I will be glad to give you

(17:02):
the money. If you watch it and you like it,
It'll make me happy.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I want to make you happy.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I want you to like it Onney air.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I want to make you happy off air not so much.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Not so much Kelly Browne's song, which is exactly where
you want him to be.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I got one thing to say.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
This is when the big dogs come out.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Dogs.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's good advice. You're gonna nobody runs with this dog.
This dog's a lone wolf running out in front of
the pack. Every other dog is looking at this dog's
hind end.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Tell you that right now. That's how much of a
legend he is. Wolf pack of one. Hey, you jumming.
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(18:17):
What you are about to hear, Ladies and Gentlemen, is
the most verbose recap of the NFL scoreboard anyway in
the un This is Kelly Brown alliteration scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
The Commander's cook and Book, the Giants twenty nine to
twenty one, The joyous Jaggs jab juggling jump the Jets.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Forty eight to twenty.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
The surly Big Burley Bears brand broach, break broil, and
brutalize the Browns thirty one to three. Old Man Philip
Rivers throws a touchdown pass, but in the end the
Seahawks step on the gas and outclass the Colts eighteen
to sixteen. The previously rancid Ravens rebound and pound the
bitter backward Bengals twenty four nil.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Finally, the chief season dead.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
At Arrowhead, the Chargers chief chasing and chastise case sixteen thirteen,
first time since night twenty fourteen that the Chiefs don't
make the playoffs, and a rub salt in the wound
Packrick Mahomes says farewell with a torn acl The tidy
tourd tactful Texans tays and set the cards a blaze.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Forty to twenty.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Damn Denver dynamic as they dig disabled, deafen dead and
decimate and decapitate the pasty pacified Packers thirty four to
twenty six, and a big blow. Micah Parsons will have
no say in the rest of Green Bay season. The
reason another torn acl When you've lost three in a
row and are playing like second graders, just schedule the Raiders.

(19:50):
Philly now feels much better as they toss vegas into
the shredder thirty one. The Zip the gnarly noble nurse
Natty Niners nab nail and neutralized than napping, not so
strapping crapping Tennessee Titans thirty seven to twenty four.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
The Pathetic Panthers pants by.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
The Sucky Saints for the second time twenty to seventeen.
The resilient Rams come back and whack Detroit forty one
thirty four.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Right as the Pats went to.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Halftime, I went Christmas shop and bumped into my buddy
Billy Bear, who took Buffalo.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
He said, I'm looking good.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Bill's got the lead.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I said, are you smoking weed?

Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's when I found out the Pats did indeed seed
They're halftime cushion. The Bill's ambushing New England in that
second half and getting in the last laugh over the
Bath thirty five to thirty one. In the nightcap back
in Dallas, devoured by the Vikings thirty four.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
To twenty six.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
That eas your alliteration scoreboard from Monday, December fifteen, twenty
and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I didn't even know what to say, Kayla. I'll tell
you right now that Kelly's been on a run. I
gave him two weeks ago a nine point five. Last
week I gave him a nine. He's been knocking it
out of the park now. I can't speak to whether
or not every he got every single team in there.
I go for the emotion and the flow, and I
think you only went, you know, to Canas City year

(21:10):
the first time.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
They haven't made the playoffs since two thousand, right, and
kind of muffed that up.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yea, just that just a smidge Kelly. But still that's
you know what. Yeah, he's human.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
You went down for the mess up, but it's gone
back up for using the word muff.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, there's a big fan, big fan all of us.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say nine point one I'm
only gonna it's it's it's even better than last week
because the record scratch was good. I'm giving you a
nine point one, Caleb, What are you giving? Kelly?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
That's a solid nine. I like it?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Where there you go?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Kelly? Okay, Les, he.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Done what he got, Scott Like I said, we're at
a nine with a muff.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That wasn't part of the Schoolboy's a time. You went
on for three minutes. The only thing you heard was that.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's when he came back in.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
You know, he was thinking about nachos.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Then he heard that word.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
He said, what, sorry, what We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
It's Greg in the morning buzz and now it's back
to the buzz.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
It's hard to believe it's three days away.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Goodness, time to buzz.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Really yeah, it is rock to you my friends. That
thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Granted take credit union and see your kitchen and bath.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh yeah, hey, Alius. Believe it or not, it's strange.
This does not put me in the spirit. Uh, it's
not not by a son of Scottie loves it. Scotty
loves her. I'm much more easy going. Where's this one

(23:08):
wanna go?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Now?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So why Christmas. I'll take it. So, uh, Thursday night,
Capital Center. I think it's it's seven right now. I'm
one of those guys that doesn't know the time of
the show. I like every time we ask somebody all
the time, every show is nobody knows what time the
show is. I am now one of them. Actually, I

(23:34):
think it's seven. I'm almost positive it's seven. Capital Center
for the Performing Arts sold out. We do have a
we do have tickets.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Old on, you have a pair of tickets and seven pm, Greg,
he says it on the ticket. Thank you, k you
know it's funny I'm holding tickets.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Monday. It's been a tough Monday
for me. Been a tough Monday for me. Yeah, So
looking forward to it now, you know, it's been a
it's been a hell of a year, as you know, okay,
as you know, for us, for you uh, for a
lot of people. And yeah, so it's going to be uh,
it's going to be a couple hours where we can

(24:17):
leave everything at the door and sort of just come
in and sort of have some fun, have some great comedians,
some music and stuff like that, and hopefully maybe get
up on your feet a little bit and uh and
and have some fun with us. So we're really looking
forward to it. And I thought it's Monday. Nobody likes
getting up and you know Mondays. You know, I try
to be positive and I don't let Mondays get me down.

(24:40):
Tell me, why, tell me why I don't like Mondays. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's my thing is I don't dislike Mondays. I don't. Today.
I'm just feeling a little behind the eight ball for
some reason.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
And did we get the whole meeting thing taking care of?
Is that back on Tuesdays?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, it's back on Mondays. Yeah, it's back on Monday. No,
it's not Tuesdays right right, Yeah, but we do have it.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
We do it.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
What you just say, Okay, we do have a meeting
today though. We do have a meeting at eleven.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
We do.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, So with who the's executive producer of the Buzzball Okay, Kell,
not gonna work, Okay for you, it's gonna work all right. Anyway,
we'd like you to come and join us, not for
the meeting, not for the meeting, nobody has to join
us for the meeting, but for buzzball. We would love
to have you there, And I was thinking, you know, uh,

(25:32):
if you were to email me Greg at morning buzz
dot com. Look, I'm just gonna make it easy because
maybe you feel like I do today on the money,
you just kind of you know, you're just trying to
do your best.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Get through the day. I get it, I feel it.
I hear you. I hear you.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I see you. Okay, And all you got to do
is email me Greg at morning buzz dot com. Give
me your name, your address, your phone number, and your birthday.
That's it. Okay, Wow, I'm.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
On the subject and tell you right put your favorite
Sunday topic.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Heart. It's gonna be. I'm not a hot fudge guy.
I like chocolate sauce, but I gotta say I think
I'm gonna go with caramel. It's gotta be caramel easy.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
And all of these I would not be, uh, I
would I would not eat Definitely. I like them chocolate caramel.
I had coffee chip ice cream the other day and
I put some caramel sauce on it.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
That smacks.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
This is where Kelly mentioned. This is where Kelly mentioned
something like they did in the forties. I like chopped
up cherries.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I write marmalade on my ice creams.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I don't know what cherries?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Jerry Garcia, there's cherries and cherry Garcia. Very good, It's
very good. That so well, Ben and Jerry's just keep
the marshmallow. Everything else is fine, okay, but caramel you
put it on a turn, I'd probably still go after
I've seen him anyway. So this is what I'm gonna
tell you. Email me Greg at morning Buzz dot com
and just whoever is the one hundredth email that the

(27:03):
one hundredth. Oh, we're gonna get a lot more than that,
But whoever's the one hundredth that completes all of the
what I asked? I want it all. I want name, address,
phone number, birthday. Yeah, give me all that information, and
then tell me what your favorite topic is. I'm only
going to count the ones that actually you know, I'm
just telling you that, and then one of you is

(27:24):
going to get a pair of takets to buzzball. All
right now, Kelly, you during the holiday season like to adjourn.
You had a weekend to go up to the cabin
in northern Vermont, which is with with svend and uh
where was the where was the where's the cabin, like, okay,

(27:51):
near Lake Schmegma. And describe to me when you walk
into the cabin. If you just I'm gonna close my
eyes and I want you to everything shape like penises described.
Can you describe to me I'm closing my eyes. Describe
to me. I walk in the door. I'm in the outside.
The wind is blowing, the snow is blowing, and inside

(28:13):
is beautiful and warm. Described to me what what is
like inside the cabin? The stabbing cabin, No, the actual
just a Christmas cabin. Lazy voice, you know, obviously, go
back and the candle said, it's very warm. It's a
nice scent in there, candles. What's the scent? Is it
like an evergreen this time of year? It's pine?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh, go it goes.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's good. That's good.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It smells like Epstein's Islands calm.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
And sometimes smen is cooking a stew, a stew with
reindeer meat, like gotta have some sort of no no
game guy. Okay, all right, all right, all right, so
ground beef, fish, chowder fish chilly nice okay, okay, all right,
what are you wearing? Yeah, some sweetish recipes? You fix
us up. Let's wear my regular clothes. Yeah, jeans and

(29:05):
a decent shirt. Do you a big fluffy cotton sweater
or a wolf sweater or something like that? Yes, okay
when I'm writing, when you write, are you writing by candlelight? Yes? Yeah,
as always the quill pen No, yeah, nice call on
that one. It's too much work if you don't know
what we're doing every year? For what year? Is this

(29:28):
our eleventh, twelfth?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
We never?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I don't evebody know. I remember writing poems in two
thousand ten or left? Yeah, easily. So Kelly performs Christmas
poems like, I mean, the most beautiful, aching, joyful, weird,
dirty poems that you could ever imagine. And they're quite

(29:52):
the well received. I will say that well received, and
he will be doing them into a buzzball. He's very
good with props. Also, Yeah, I usually have a one
or two problems. Yes, I have had snow thrown upon
my head. I've worn a red nose, I've worn antlers,

(30:14):
I've held his dad's ashes.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I think I did hold my mom's underpants. I did
hold your mom's under whiz and I did I think
I did have a I think I did at one
point also have a rubber dildough. I think to remember
something that Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't multi colored, so
you know, taste the rainbows. Anyway, Dellie never got that back.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I did.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Why I give it back? Why would I do that?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I do that?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So anyway, it is, it was always entertaining. We've got
some great entertainers that go to sing for you, got
some great comedians. We're gonna be just screwing around doing
some stuff. So it's gonna be fun and we'd love
to see you there. And then after the show, we'll
be down on the lobby and you can you can say,
h okay, so so there you go.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Hid is coming back. Okay, Well, anyway, so email me.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And you'll be able to go and maybe if you're
the hundreds one who follows the instructions, okay, and I
will reach back out to you and let you know,
So be checking your email within the next hour. Okay,
all right, Well anyway, there's that.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Jason said he's a little scared this morning because he
said stabbing Cavin in his head at the same time
I said.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
It, Yeah, yeah, you don't want to be thinking like Scott. Yeah,
you don't want to you don't want to do that,
all right, coming up, we got the what we got
asked the what's the buzz there? We're also going to
do Kelly's turn in the record room. Just looking through
the news. I don't even want to talk about any
of it, you know. Yeah, to watch any good movies
over the week in Kelly No watched Elf last weekend,

(31:53):
love else. I started to watch Home Alone, and I
love that movie. I mean I love the movie Home Alone.
Saw the beginning of it a couple of weeks ago
with myself, even the crock of s scene where she realizes,
you know, she's on the airplane. Everybody's all cozy on
the airplane. They're in first class, but their kids get
you know, they're in steerage with the Irish, you know,

(32:14):
like on Titanic and uh and she yells Kevin, and
I always get mad at that because nobody does that.
That says, that's the worst premise ever, right, Not only
that they did it twice in the second movie too,
so it's beyond the pale. But I did watch it,
and it's a great movie, like Home Alone is a
great movie. I watched and a piece of Christmas with
the Cranks two, which I actually I actually like.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's not a home alone level, but it's good. I
watched the Latest Knives Out Mystery. Uh oh, you said,
I saw that at the theater. Okay, all right, right on, okay,
thank you. I love Josh Brolin.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
You know, nobody hears the nobody hears these I didn't
want to know what that. Yeah, okay, all right, thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
What did you think I.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Thought it was. I thought it was actually pretty good.
It was slow in the beginning, but then it came
around to a pretty good who done it? But it
wasn't great. It wasn't the first one, but anyway, it
was pretty good. All right, Well, anyway, we're gonna break.
We got Kelly with news and then I'm gonna pick
the hundredth someone's going a buzzball, all right, that's happening
and more. Don't go yeah two in a row, Lucky,

(33:23):
I don't do nine in a row. It's just like, yeah,
I gotta I just gotta be honest. I just gotta
be honest. I I just I the news, all of
it collectively over the past weekend taking a lot of
wind out of my sales. So I'm doing the best
they can but it's just like Jesus, what a twenty

(33:44):
twenty five can't get pet can't get done soon enough,
I'll tell you. But anyway, so yeah, that's that's uh,
that's why. Not easy, but so congratulations, though, I will say,
I'm gonna make someone happy. Brenda Engwin out Webster out
Webster New Hampshire is going to go to buzzball because Brenda,

(34:05):
I just to pickture you with the one under the
emailer and as I had to write out the name,
you know, I can't write anymore. My handwriting is god awful.
I'm going to have to write this all over again.
I could read it barely, barely, and it's like I

(34:28):
just I don't know because I'm so out of practice
right very well. I do type quickly, and I type
pretty well for the most part, but I have I
have abandoned handwriting.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I think really everybody. I mean, I keep notes of
the show, but they're for me to read nobody else.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Kelly has very neat handwriting, Erica has incredibly handwriting, you know,
and Laura has handwriting that's easily readable. I'm not sure
about Kay. I haven't seen a lot of handwritten things
from you. Pretty well. Yeah, I just can't can't do
I can't. I can't do it, you know, And I
I dread writing out a check. Isn't that weird? I

(35:07):
hate name?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
You do I do? I know?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
It's do you sign it in a half print thing? Okay?
I probably should? Yeah when you look at it. Yeah,
I would give doctors a run for their money when
I signed my name, like nobody's gonna know. No, nobody could.
Nobody could look at my name and go, oh yeah,
I know that's what I know. That is not a chance.
It's a squiggly line and a circle on a line.
That's it basically. Anyway, So Brenda, we'll see you Thursday

(35:33):
night at uh at buzz Ball and hope you have
a good time. And I'll be reaching out to you,
uh in just a little bit to sort of tell
you what's what's what it's gonna reach out to you out, Hey,
baby girl, not gonna baby, big girl. What do you
think you're going away Thursday night? I wish I was
Kelly by the way. Nobody said that, you know, because

(35:57):
I know what you're wearing on Wednesday night, like you
worn the same thing for twelve years. Well, I got
new shoes. Yeah, nobody notices the shoes. I thought they
don't know if they do. I don't know if they do.
He and I am I'm envious because you know, I've
I got like a few jackets and stuff like that.
But I'm not a I'm not a dress up guy,
you know. And I'm like, what am I gonna wear?

(36:18):
You know, there's always a thing. Now like what Kelly?
He just he puts in zero effort, zero none. I
think I have a stain on my red tie. Yeah,
nothing would surprise me, hear you, Nothing would surprise me. Okay.
And for those of you saying that we've been sophomore today,
blame him. Did you hear that to Lewinsky? That's him,

(36:39):
that's all Scotty. Don't hand that to me. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

(37:01):
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Get yourself a nice little treat, gets you a treat,
you know what I mean. Or take the bonus and

(37:21):
use it for your own little treat. Some had just
sent me something. I was talking about home alone and
how much I love the Moon. I don't know why.
I mean, it's it's it's a classic. It's robbers breaking
into a house and a little kid goes to war
on them. It hits one of them in the face
with an iron. I don't know why I like it.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I just do it.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Read I do. Chris Farley auditioned to play the role
of Santa Claus. I did not know that Joe Peshley
Joe Pesshey actually bit McAuley Colkin's finger during one of
the rehearsal. McCauley says still has a white scar on
his finger as an adult from where pes she bit him.

(38:02):
That's got I didn't know that either the owners of
McAllister's house still lived in They lived in it while
they were filming. I think it recently went on sale,
did it in the last year or two? That was
the thing and yeah, the iconic after after Shade scene
was an accident. McCauley was only supposed to quickly touch
his face. Instead he kept his hand there and and

(38:26):
that's when the thing stung. So it was kind of
made him making that face a little a little easier,
a little bit more realistic. I don't know, thank you
for sending me that little back, a little behind the
scenes stuff. What else have we seen?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Now?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
There was some more pictures that came out over the
weekend that were Epstein photos. Now, you know, look, not
every photo that's taken with a rich guy is going
to be anybody that did anything nefarious. Okay, I mean seriously,
you know, that's all people do with rich people like that.
They're taking pictures all day long, you know. And I'm
not I'm not I'm not trying to get away from

(39:00):
it or anything like that, but that's the reality of it.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
There's pictures of like Woody Allen, Jimmy Buffett. I mean,
everybody that's rich, you know, gets the picture taken, you know,
and with other rich guys wherever they may be. It
doesn't mean they were on an island or they went there.
It is it worth looking into.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Absolutely. I'm not saying that I want the holdst to
come out. I want everybody to know. It's the only
way to get out of this mess. But then again,
whatever they release, is it gonna be the truth?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Who knows? I mean, you just don't know anymore.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
He can't.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I can't believe anything. What else is there? Not a lot? Craig.
There's an incredible record, new Guinness record.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I don't know if you're wondering about this, but Washington,
DC can now claim a Guinness World Record for smooching
under the missiletoe. More than fourteen hundred couples came to
the National Kiss under the National Missiletoe Event Saturday, each
kiss for at least five seconds under the ten foot
tall installation of greenery and ribbon, beating the old record

(39:59):
of four hundred eight set in Saint.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Louis back in oh nineteen. You remember that. I don't
remember nineteen nineteen. I mean twenty nineteen. I don't remember that. Yeah,
I don't Saint Louis. Okay, it's a big one for eighty,
but that's been top now almost triple. A lawyer is
suing the IR, estimating that people's pets count is legal
dependence like human children. See this is where you just

(40:23):
embarrass yourself.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Like I love my dog, you know it. I love dogs,
you know I just pet people lose their mind and
then they get it. They do crazy stuff like this,
and it gives the rest of us a bad name.
All right, he's suing the I are estimating people pets
counts as legal dependents like human family members for tax relief.
Ninety seven percent of American pet owners say they consider

(40:47):
their pets to be part of their family. That doesn't
mean they should get tax relief for it.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's a pet.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, it's not a family member. Okay, get a hold yourself. Well,
it is a family members. Just those pets are dependent
on humans, they say, for food, shelter, medical, chair training, transportation,
and daily living. The woman says her eight year old
Golden retriever has no independent income, resides exclusively with her,
and that's an annual expenses that exceed five thousand dollars.

(41:14):
That satisfies the irs intent dependency except being human. Hey,
have a hot cocoa.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Just stop.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I just can't.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Not today.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Only ten percent of Americans called twenty twenty five a
great year. There's a lot of good things in twenty
twenty five. But man, oh man, there's a lot of
rough spots, and that it varies for everybody. Maybe you
had a great twenty twenty five. Couldn't be happier for you,
you know, couldn't be happier for you. Worker in Spain
this is like Scott Yeah, thank you, Kelly, thank you.

(41:57):
Worker in Spain fired for repeatedly arriving forty minutes early
despite warnings, well.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
He's steal in time. Can't do that, Scotty is if
you're on time, you're late. Scotty has given you five
to ten early.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
You know, last week, I think he came in at
like quarter of five. I almost almost scared me scared
quarter of five?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Lo, what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Couldn't sleep the day before I had traveling was horrendous.
So I need to get back on the earlier schedule.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
If you're flying this holiday season, good luck. I will
say that. If you're leaving out of you know, obviously
Manchester Boston Regional Airport, you're good. You're gonna be good.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
That is an easy airport in and out. It's great.
Had great airlines here. They go to great places all
over the country. Amen, brother, Yeah, absolutely, you go to logan,
all right, that's fine. You know, neither of those are
on the most likely to miss your flight or have
delays list, which is good. That is some good news
right there. If you're flying. Top five airlines for being
on time Republic Airlines, Delta, Endeavor, Hawaiian, and United all

(43:08):
good eighty three percent and above eighty six percent on time.
Worst airline for delays Jet Blue sixty nine, zero point
nine percent on time. Allegiance, Spirit, Frontier and PSA Airlines
are the five that are the worst for delays and
the airports for the worst time on time performances. If

(43:30):
you're going to be flying into or out of Fort Lauderdale,
Hollywood International Airport, BWI, San Diego, Miami, Orlando, you're more
likely to be to be late. All right.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
So there's that.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
And yeah, A father and son stranded rescued rescue. They
stranded in a Florida Everglades after their all terrain vehicle
ran out of gas and became stuck in the deep mud.
Why are you in the Florida Everglades. It is very
simple to avoid the Everglades. I am sorry, I get it.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You want to go out.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You want to do something cool and you want to
have some adventure. I'm not going to the Everglades. You
know why because you drive, You're driving mine on your
own business.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
You're in a canoe, you're.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
In a kayak, and guess what, a snake falls out
of a tree onto you. A snake and not a
big one, A dinger, I'm not a small one, a
big one and a dangerous one. Then when you jump
off your little scooter or whatever it is you're riding
through the Everglades, just get you a crocodile or an alligator,
whichever one is in the Everglades. And if that doesn't
get you the bacteria from whatever it is it's in
the water down there, because there's nothing but mud and boop.

(44:36):
I mean, you're done. Why would you even go there?
As much as I want to ride on one of
those fan boat planes, O cool, doesn't work. Yeah until
it hits a rocket, it goes and everybody flies off
of it. I don't want to do it. I'm not
going to the Everglades. I'm not going to the desert either,

(44:56):
the two places in the planet I'm not going to. Okay,
I walked across the blob normal. No, no, no, I
wouldn't go there. Why would I go? There's nothing you know, No,
I'm not no, I'm good out of my cold. I
just I'm not gonna go with there's.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Nothing, you know that's reasonable.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Anyway, they were spotted. Uh, they tracked their location from
the air, spotted a small fire the pair had built,
which a guided rescue teams in on the ground. So
the rescuers got to go through and risk their lives.
Because you want to go to a fun little little
ride with some four wheelers in the Everglades.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
You better hope if I'm one of the rescuers and
I rescue you, the credit card machine works, because if not,
I decline. See you.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
The pair were running low on water and had lost
their shoes in the thick mud. The mud will suck
your food, will suck your shoes or boots right off you,
right off you in the gaunt. Forget it. You're never
gonna get them again. I know that, and I'm in
New Hampshire. How did they not know it? And they're
down there? See this is what I'm getting along them.

(46:07):
I was gonna say, I mean a cup kid.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Live from one edge of New England to the other.
This is Craig in the morning buzz.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. I'm not going to the desert.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I'll drive through it if I have to get through it,
if I have to get to the other side. I'm
not going there. I'm not going to. Uh. I'm not
going to the Everglades period. I know what's interest in
going through the Amazon either. Yeah, we're not going there now,
only an the rainforest spiders are as big as my
you knows alone, forget about it. I watched Naked in
the freight. Well what I want to go there for?
You know, Cutchy, I wouldn't want to. I don't do

(46:51):
I'm not going on the ski slopes. It's a broken
leg waiting to happen. I've done that. I have yet
to break my leg. But I mean, you know, just saying.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Always avalanche.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I love to ski once a year so I could
see the views, but I get nervous. I just want
to get down the mountains.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh no, no, I love it. I love the mountains.
I love being outside, love being in the woods, all
that stuff. I just not the Everglade swamps.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
No, not, no, we don't. I believe that the creator,
whoever that may be, made places that we aren't supposed
to be, and I think a swamp is one of them.
I also believe the top of Mount Everes is a
place nobody should ever be, period. I just don't Maybe
the Gerbil wasn't made for that stunt. And okay, you
know what the whole climb in that, I don't think
it's really a big deal anymore. When you see a
photo of like nine thousand people waiting in line, yeah,

(47:33):
that's a terrifying photo because people die up there. I mean,
I really believe that. Cool you did it.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
If I, like, if I met somebody, and I'd be like, yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
That's a that's a message right there, you know. That's
that's like a sinkhole the earth is swallowing you. Cool.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You went up something and carried your trash down that
right there.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Below the guy you went up with. Bring the guy
you went up back down to the guy that you
left up there in the green jacket or whatever. No
disrespect to anybody. That's stunt. Its so I'm believable physical feet.
I don't think we belong there. Okay, I've been at
top Mount Washington. Drove up, Okay, that's fine, that's my
kind of driving up is great. You have to climb,
then drive up, have fun. I'll see at the top.

(48:12):
I'm not a back No, I'd rather just not go. No,
it's great up there. It is a.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Beautiful A little dizzy up there, It is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Were you really yeah? You were dizzy, yes, ezy from
what you were on the ground.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
I know. It took me a little while to adjust
my size. I was like, I don't feel good from
like tummy feels.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
We are. Valerie is terrified of heights, like legit right? Uh?
We So we drove up in the fog, and you
have not driven up Mount Washington until you cannot see
ten yards funnel set. I did do that. We didn't
once we were going, we were going right, and it
was fine because I've driven up before and I'm prepared

(48:54):
for it. Valerie was happy that it was foggy because
she wasn't afraid. Right, and we got up there. I
got a picture of her with the sign and everything,
and she was very excited. And when we were coming
down it cleared up and she was I wanted to
get out of on a ridge and take some photos
and I went down on this ridge and she stayed
in the car and stood out looking out of the

(49:17):
sun roof so she could keep an eye on me
in case I fell over the ridge. But she was
not getting out of the car. On Mount Washington, my honey,
you realize you're on the ground. You are on the ground.
She's like, nope, nope, nope, nope. But I do have
places that I am found it.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Interesting up there that the trees are smaller, and they
look harsher conditions. They look very aged, like you know,
I might be. Look, I've been here for a thousand years.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
So here's the problem. At altitudes like that, the snow
can pile upretty quickly. Right, So you could be walking
on the snow and you could be walking over what
looks like a small tree, but that tree is actually
twenty feet tall, and when you walk by it, you
go down into the snow. What Yeah, because the snow
is that high. That's why you can't mess around in

(50:06):
the White Mountains, or any mountains for that matter, because
you walk by and you think that you're walking on
hard snow and it gives way and next thing you know,
you just fell straight down to the base of a
twenty foot tree and nobody could see you. You know,
so anyway, I'm good. Yeah, I don't think about it.
I mean I've been, I've been. I have scuba dive.
That's great, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I love.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And you get tired.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Uh huh. Happens when you get tired, I don't want
to swim anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
The thing about scuba dives and that can freak you
out if you let it freak you out, is that
you have to time your ascent. Is that you can't
just I got to get out of here and you
start swimming to the service. You can't do it.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
You get the bends, you get yeah, right, no, exactly
something else. I thought we were going to deal with
a lot. But I thought we were going to get
the benz because you couldn't watch a show in the
seventies and eighties without if you went in the water,
even in the lake, you were getting the benz.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
That's true, that's true. But you have to time it.
You have to come up a certain amount of feet,
like per minute. You have to let your body adjust
or else you get the bends, which is.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's probably I could have gotten bends on Mount Washington. Yeah, cretcha,
I'm never going to jump out of a plane. Might
as well play rushima. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I'm with you. I've been offered a hundred times to
jump out of a plane for free by people that
I know and people that I like, and you know, like,
I'm just like, no, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Do you see the thing this did? This week?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
We had a guy, one of the jumpers get caught
the parasute got caught in the wing on the on
the back wing of the plane.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Its just and it was danglarment. Now, all of the
professionals reacted calmly, took care of it.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Guy's fine, sht on the door and don't listen to
him screaming, Yeah no, I just pretend it didn't happen
when you land. My problem with my problem with that
is I think I would die at the door of
the plane, you know what I mean. I think I
would be the one to chicken out and go to
the rear of the plane and then land and have
to do that embarrassing. I'm too chicken to jump walk

(51:53):
back to the back to the building with my parachutes
still on me.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
You know what I mean? I don't want to do
that because I really believe.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Like they look at you and they go, listen, we've
never had a person not jump, and you're not going
to be the first.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
And then they just take you. They throw you out. Yeah,
I never attach you.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Guy tackles you and you go.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Maybe it's like searching a kid out of swim. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
So the guy that guys I did not hear about
this week got stuck on the back wing.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Yeah, yikes.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
How did they they shake him off? How did they
show that?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I don't have a lot of other places that wouldn't
want to be you know what I mean. I mean
at top of Everest like that kind of mountain. No,
the desert, No, I don't want to be near lava,
snakes hide in the sand. I want to be near
live lava. Not that I don't want to want it
to like move in. Well, it's not gonna if I
can outrun it. I mean, you know, like assuming it's
not a massive you know month Saint Helen. Mount Saint

(52:42):
Helen's kind of one hundred and fifty five mile an
hour flow. Yeah. But I mean like in Iceland, every
time there's a volcano eruption out, I watched Killowea last
week or whatever it was. You know, I'm fascinated by it.
I don't want to touch it.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Nobody should want.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I also don't want to get too close and breathe it, but.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I want to be I want to be near you
know what I mean. It's that weird. It's weird. Yeah,
I wouldn't want to be here. I'm weird. All right. Well, anyway,
Kelly has a it's your choice for the record room today,
all right, So whatever Kelly comes out with tomorrow, we've
got roadkill ranks and also the ridiculous question. More tickets
for Buzzball, and I think it's front row too. I

(53:20):
think we may have front row for Tuesday and Wednesday
if you're lucky. Yeah, if you're going to be at
Buzzball coming up on Thursday and you're up in the balcony, Look,
there's no bad seat in the house. I mean, you
can see everything from every seat in the house.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
But we are going to go up in the balcony
at the beginning of the show and grab some of
you and bring you down to the front row.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
If there's four of you, you can leave the kids
in the balcony. Yeah, you know what I mean. And
people always ask, you know, what's the age limit, what's
the age limit? Well, we're all adults, so it's not
going to be like a dirty dirty but yeah we may. Yeah,
there'll be some things I'm sure that probably a five
or six year old might not understand, or you know,
maybe some words that gets said that you probably wouldn't

(54:06):
want your kids saying. Guarantee they already know him. The
world we live in gotta do is ride the school
bus one day, Yeah, and drive past the school, drive
past the school. But yeah, so that's that's that's what
it is. We have some fun, We let loose. You
got some funny comedians, you've got some great music. It's
gonna be a nice couple of hours.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Where you can put the world aside and kind of
just hopefully laugh and smile and maybe sing a little
bit too, you know.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
So that's like singing. We like to singing. You'll get
your shot, You'll get your shot. Kelly has Final Vinyl
coming up next.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
It's Gregg in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
This is Final Kelly. Which game first? Band Aid or
We Are the World? Band Aid? Nicely done, nicely done
without band Aid Bob Geldoff, We Are the World never happen?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
And where does does heron aid follow? There?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Here in Aid was further down the road. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Ronnie James Dio put together a bunch of a bunch
of metal people, the metal people and did it.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
And when was that?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That was?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Probably that had to be a couple of years after.
Was a couple of years after after the.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Band AID record That's stuck on the turntable cayleb Do
you even remember that? I mean, do you remember that song?
I know the song, yes, but I don't necessarily remember
like the yeah, the concert or yeah it was that
wasn't real well the Live AID concert came about. But yeah,
there was a there was a documentary on CNN did
about the Live AID show, and I think that might
have been. I don't know if it was mentioned in

(55:47):
part of it or I've seen it before, but yeah,
there's some people like McCartney and Bowie. I guess it
was not in London. It couldn't be there at the time,
but yeah, they they're in the extended version has all
these people saying, oh please give you know that kind
of thing, and McCartney was one of them and what
did you say?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
The year was eighty four, nineteen eighty six was here
and ate they did the song stars.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
It took them two years, took the heavy metal people
two years to get on board with helping people. Took
him a little while, but they got it done.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Though.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
They got it done.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
They just turned on my radio and I thought, oh,
it's got to be a KCB three pick. And it was,
and it was and then they said ugly, Yeah, they
don't like nothing like a depressing song. Nothing like a
depressing song of ringing the holidays? Actually is it depressing?
They raised money for feeding actually actually celebrating our ability
to utter to you know, make change happen.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I don't think that's a negative song at all. I
get it. The subject is, you know, is sad, but
it's about celebrating and doing something together.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I'm gonna disagree with you on that a little bit. Right,
had a boy KCB three someone liked it good pick.
Not my favorite Christmas song, but I'm a gen xer
who's nostalgic for the eighties, so I totally enjoyed it. Yeah,
that definitely has a throwback field too.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
It.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
It's definitely got a time stamp on it too. Uh
oh A nice pick, Kelly. Another shout out to Kayla, Kathy,
Kathy ask from Kathy. So there you go, not bad.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
I think I'll come back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, I think you should.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
We were so nervous.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
You missed, you missed you. Hold on a second, I'm
gonna have a burp few every day of the week.
I can't wait. Kelly special and so awesome. Hold on
this this is there is this one talk back I
wanted to. This is something maybe you should hear.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
I think, actually so am I the only one that
is a little suspicious. Kayla was gone for so long
and now she's back, you know, and there's all this
AI software. I think we got Ai Kayla. I think
she sold her likeness to Greg in the morning buzz
good theory and she's sipping drinks on an island somewhere
and we and we got AI Kayla.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I promise that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say though.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I mean I like that that you're thinking about current events,
you're thinking about the world, and you're saying, hey, maybe
we're being No, she's real deal. How much you trying
to pay because Ai, Kayla wrote in with me, you know,
so I don't think it was I don't think it
was AI.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
You know, totally tell you the truth there.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
And here at I alreadio. We are one hundred percent human.
That's their new thing. We're one hundred percent human. You know,
you're not hearing any AI people as as our hosts.
They're all they're all real, you know, Okay, all right?
The management one hundred percent AI. I don't think management
is real at all, Like we know, like three of them.

(58:35):
I don't know these these other guys whatever. I don't
know what I I whatever. Probably I don't know. I
don't know. All right, Well anyway, so no, a lot
of love for Kayla today, which is very very nice,
very very nice. Reminds me of the end of Daddy's
Home Too, filmed at the Showcase and Lawrence. The fact
of that song reminds you of Daddy's Home Two hurts
my heart? Did they play?

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I love that song.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I remember when it came out. Let them know it's
Kelly time again. That's what they ought to sit them
it's Kelly time Buz twenty four seven. You'll be able
to watch it on on YouTube TV. I mean Morning
Buzz TV on YouTube. I should say that. And Buzz
twenty four to seven will be up audio wise. And
don't forget the Buzz Plus if you're not, if you

(59:21):
haven't signed up for that, please do. You're gonna be
able to watch the entire show on video commercial free
if you're a Buzz plus member. That is coming very
very medium and Buzz Extra small all right, and Buzz
sugar free. We'll also have that cue for those of
you that are await conscious. We want to try and
help all you out. Okay, more time, we got more

(59:41):
laid over fat way to see. I don't think it's over.
Maybe I think mama be done singing. Fat Lady has left.
There you go. I didn't know Cool the Gangs from

(01:00:04):
the huh. A couple of guys from Cool the Gang.
We're on that record because they happened to be at
the studio. Yeah, okay, whatever you say. All right, Okay,
I know Cool to get the good time right on
a rough one for me?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
All right, we will see you tomorrow by twenty four seven,
posted father within the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I think maybe a little later, Craig in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Buzz is a trademark if my heartbeat here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
That's all saying very much so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I've met and women serving our military here and around
the world, and all of our veterans too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
This concludes our broadcast