12-16-25 - BUZZ FULL SHOW PART 1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He comes in in the dark because I don't turn
the lights on it and he comes in, you know,
and you know this if you listen this this period
of time every day. But he comes in and he
fusses around over there, you know something whatever he's doing
getting everything ready, which is fine, and doesn't say a word,
doesn't say a word. He casually just slips the slides
in and out silently, and then he.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Goes to converse right away in the morning. I'm not
knocking it. I'm not knocking it. That's just who he is.
I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
No good.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was a date night. We've said last night.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
She is always entertaining, always fun to hang out with,
catch up, you know, what's going on in her world
and stuff. So it was nice that it was talk
all night. So he's a nice relaxing evening.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. I had a bagel, half a bagel. That was
my dinner.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Laura would be really angry because Laura is a meat
potatoes you know, that's what she's me.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No protein or anything. Okay, but I wasn't feeling it,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Uh, no winner in the power Ball one point two
five Billy.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's not bad tomorrow night. Yeah, I might get evolved.
I totally forgot to get it. I mean I forgot
the last couple of weeks, to be honest with you.
But Kelly's poisoned me too.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
He has poisoned me, poisoned my mind because every once
in a while he he'll do it as jokingly, slip
the word and rigged when he does a.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Story about the lottery.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And you know, every year at the end of the year,
you know it, and I know it, These but jackpots
get really crazy big at the end of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
It would make a nice stocking stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's never fails. Nobody wins the week before Christmas. Nobody
ever wins the week before Christmas. And it's always this
monster here and they'll make sure there is one.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, it looks like it.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
But then I'm still gonna be I'm still gonna be suspicious.
You know, I do not think I do not think
it's rigged, but you do. Okay, what did you do yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Hung out with cast for a bit. There's a lot
of stuff to get done around the house. I took
a little nap and then we did We had tacos
on Saturday. So we did crunch traps with the leftovers
last really good.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can't beat that.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You can't beat them, tacos of the go to thing, Ye,
crunch traps, anything like that.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Man, I'll tell you Kelly what you do. Oh, it
took a little triptical on the elliptical. Nice. I didn't workouts.
Visited mom and yeah, as you know, it's a market
basket Monday question. Well, I got my spinach and trail nicked.
Butcha and them all set.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You were on a magical elliptical tour. Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
That's nice. Burn some cars.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Uh, my dad came over.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
My dad and my mom always had this, always have
had this tradition where they deliver point settis point SETI
is however you decide to say it to each one
of the family members in the area. So, you know,
my sister Terry brings him around and he comes in.
He's got a little gifts and stuff like that. He's
got a Santa hat on.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Oh so cute, so cute.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
He came over and yeah, so we got the we
got this year's point seta point SETI. I don't know
how that whatever, Uh, I know, don't eat it because
I know it's poisonous. Yes, set a plant, you know
what I mean? So yeah, but that was that was nice.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
That was nice.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
So anyway, got that going for us? What else we
got here today? Let me see here road to ranks?
And I told you that ridiculous question. And in the news,
I don't know, man, yesterday I wasn't I wasn't good, uh,
dealing with all of the news from the weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It wasn't a good day for me.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm gonna be better today, even though the social media
reaction to the Rob Ryder thing just is off the
just I can't I don't even Yeah, right, what else
can I tell you about?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Boomer men?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We got the news, we got some people stealing, we
got top three foods to eat. There's all kinds of
things we can tell you about. But oh, yesterday was
Daisy's second second birthday.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
That's right, Yeah, yep, she get her cookie.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Huh she got her cookie, yes she did. And she
got a new toy a new toy too. And today
is Tyler's birthday.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
So Tyler, so he's no longer twenty seven and a half.
He is, uh, he's past that. Actually, he's past that.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Are you saying no to gift giving this holiday season?
Experts weigh in on that. Okay, thanks expert, chief, whatever
you say.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Chief.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
So we we'll cover some stuff today, and we start
with your early buzz request. What would you what would
you like to hear? What'll make the day go a
little bit easier? Give us a give us a text
eight two nine four five. It's eight two nine four five.
Put the buzz in the beginning of the text, and
we will uh, we will get it. I know that
I'm probably forgetting something, but we've got four and a
half hours together. We can try to see if we

(04:46):
can jug the them. Yes, all right, grab that, Grab
a cup of joe whatever it is, but you know
whatever Red Bull, Joe in and Joey, you know, Joe, Linda,
I don't know, grab whatever or whoever, and let's go
cratch each time.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
We've got a great show up.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
For you right now.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
It's great, great pleasure to introduce.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Break in the morning buzz everywhere.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds like yeah gee yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know there is rehearsal uh involved with the buzz
ball because you've.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Got to be ready, you know, we gotta be ready.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Gotta be on our game, you know, and I've been
kind of in rehearsal mode.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know, getting ready, getting ready for the show.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's a freight train, really, it's like a big holiday
freight train, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just once that thing getting picks up ahead of steam,
forget about, you know, stopping it.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Stay off the track, yes, stay on the track, man,
Just stay away from the tracks.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
All right, Welcome to Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Jimmy is off today, will not be joining us this morning.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He was at a game, right well he he he's yes,
he was gonna be that Seahawks Colts game. Yeah he
did go. He did go, Yeah, he did go. He's
out out west for a gig. Nice got a gig?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You may Can you fly all the way across the
country for one gig? Yeah? I will.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't know, as I would be honest with Plus
his brothers out there, No, no, no, I know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
He made it. He made a thing of it. He
made a thing out of it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
So, Kelly, I don't know if you knew about this,
but there's the thing made me think of you in
the news, you know, how Kelly, whenever he sees somebody
attractive female. He will he tends to think of googling

(06:55):
them their name in a bathing.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Suit, right, it's always their name, not every person, No,
I know that, not every person.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know, you're you're very selective.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
You have a you have a certain style and taste
that you like. Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
There's a new obsession now with the Christmas trees. Naked
Christmas trees. I don't know if that is the same
the way yeah, huh yeah. Not decorating, I can.

Speaker 9 (07:24):
See, like I don't sometimes I don't decorate until Christmas Eve.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
No ornaments, no decorations, sometimes even without lights. And of
course that it's one of those things that three people do.
And then somebody says, oh, it's a trend. No, it's
not not even close to.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Hanging it upside down.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
That was also a thing, yea, which is just stupid water,
that's kelly.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's a great point.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You slowly pour, you drip the water into the stem
at the which is at you the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Actually it's got an ivy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, I don't know who calls things trends, but I
don't by ninety nine percent of them. This one is
one I will say we have our Christmas tree now
has only ornaments that have come from the family. Pretty sure,
Pretty sure. Yeah, they're all handmade type stuff, you know
what I mean. I don't think there's any I think
we still have the the die Hard John McClain, you know,

(08:21):
climbing through the vent with the lighter, you know in
that scene in Diehard. My friend Bill, my friend Bill
made me this ornament. That is that where he's climbing
through it. He's looking, you know, he's got this great
he made you the orm Yeah, he made me the ornament. Yeah, handmade.
That's why it's on the tree.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Greg doesn't. The only dummies Greg hangs out with is us.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I gain all his other friends are very artsy, farsy
guys girls, But where his where his not as smart friends?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I am not. I never said that, and I nor
would I ever say that. I think that he.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Laughed and he did definitely.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I think you guys are both incredibly hard, very very smart,
you know. But no, so that's really the only thing
I got on the tree.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Scotty.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I'm sure how many devils are represented on your there's
any devils.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
But there's a couple, you know, as they're called Greg
ornaments from horror movies.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I think we have there's a skull on there.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
There is.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
A few other things here and there, but no amy.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's very uh traditional.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes, so there's no heavy metal on you. There's a
little bit of heavy metal.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
There's a couple of little drums ornaments that I've gotten
over the years.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think there's Chewbacca on there. I think Boba Fett
is on there. But she's very.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
So it's like that when it comes to the tree,
it's got to be balanced. She you know, she has
a tendency like if she doesn't like something, like maybe
later on in the day, if you're not around, she'll
go and she'll fix it.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, like, what do you mean, She'll like here to
the back of the tree. Maybe on this side of
the tree. There was too much you did, you know,
mix that? But because I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, at some point there's going to be a big
photo session in front of the Christmas tree for People magazine,
So we got to make sure that looks.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Of course is right.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Of course, Well, you know it's it's it's important, it's important,
don't we A couple of somebody along the line, somebody
gave us a Christmas tree ornaments already got us like
five pounds, Like, what are you doing giving me a
freaking ornament that's gonna just break off the branch?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know, somebody, I gotta, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I got a ceramic frank Sinatra probably weighs seven eight
ounces and ain't.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Gonna work on these trees.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Is not gonna work unless you put it right next
to the base of the tree. And then you can't
even see it because it's you know, it's near the stem,
you know, so anyway, Yeah, but it's all decorated and.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
No, it's just thinking I gotta because usually I get
it in south Portland the last couple of years they
have nice small trees which I like, Yeah, a certain
spot and I didn't happen to get up in the
last week and a half when I usually so now
it's like I better.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Get it now.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Halloween's a major holiday a your house, k where does
Christmas rank?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Is it a distant third or no? She's right up
there right?

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Oh yeah, okay, it's Mayhem the north pole.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, you got snowmen? You like the little snow man
snow women?

Speaker 6 (11:11):
What don't we have right honestly, they don't know what
we don't have.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yeah, and a couple of years ago, we got these
stupid fake trees that had been painted to look like
the snow, and if you're breathing in the room, usually
the pieces of the snow fall off onto the floor,
which drives me crazy. Sort of vacuum and then they
was like, did you try not breathing? I tried, okay,
man ah amy, why you vacuum?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
That looks like it's there's snow. It looks like there's
snow on the floor.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Okay, it wouldn't be snow on the floor because it
would melt and it just bugs me. And you can't
walk by without it's stuck to your shirt.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh come on, Uh well anyway, yes, it's it's it's uh,
it's all good. And when my dad came by last
night and gave us and delivered the point setia or
point setter, I still don't know how to say.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
We have trees outside in the house. Really, there are
lights everywhere, are railing looks like a candy cane.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I was driving down Route four in Northwood the other day.
We went to Northwood's Brewing Company. Right, obviously, friends of ours.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
We love him.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
We went to the restaurant there and driving back and
there's a house there that is it's almost you have
to put sunglasses on, so actually look at it, you know,
because and I thought about going back and just taking
a photograph with my good camera of just the lights,
because it is it is an explosion of lights in
this one yard.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And I'm like, what's the electric bill after one month?
Think for that?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I mean the whole There's multiple sets, a big, bright, glowing,
colorful lights. I'm not saying it's not beautiful, a lot
of work.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm not gonna lie though.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
As I've gotten older and we drive in as early
as we do, I do appreciate the Christmas lights.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
I'm not knocking to I'm not not going to do
appreciate it. You know, there's a fine line.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
There's there's the guy who used to work at Disney
who's got you know, a trillion lights that I go, wow,
that's a bit much. And then there is the guy
that has was like very little to nothing. I kind
of like the middle of the road guy. But I
do appreciate him, and I do. I we have to
get through Thanksgiving before the tree gets it gets put up,
and it did.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
And I will say I enjoy the lights of the
house absolutely. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Everybody's got their Christmas traditions, there's no question about it.
Everybody's got their thing that they do for the holidays.
It's all good. You know.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Some are different than others.

Speaker 10 (13:21):
You know, kids, it's time you should know, La. We
didn't always live in this underground shelter.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Where did people live?

Speaker 10 (13:28):
People used to run around outside on the surface. But
that was before she happened. Marijah, she comes back every year,
gets inside your brain. She's out there right now at
our door. Here go, boy, what do you want from us?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Tolls and kids? Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't let it go.
I can't.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I will say that she makes two million dollars a
year off that one song, as she should. Of that
one song. I can't even are you kidding me? Big
Crosby wrote the He's sang a little drummer boy.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
He's sanging. He's great Christmas songs. He ain't get squat.
He got like.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Fifty cents, he got like fifty And she's making two
million a year from this song.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
That is all I.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Can't tell me. You hear that and you don't get happy.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
I know I don't. I don't.

Speaker 11 (14:33):
Oh Jesus, I get annoy one lot christ Over singing.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
There is just one thing I, oh god, I don't
care about.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'll give you it for a little bit, just for
you Christmas.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
This is my welcome back from present. Thank you, you're welcome.
Oh my, oh it's not gonna last for long.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
And you gotta hit the chorus.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
No got then, I wish calm.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
That was good, Scott, thank you.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
That was pretty good right there for it squeezes testicle.
I did what I couldn't do it twice sound just
like her. Oh that's so nice. That is so nice.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
The joy I'm watching it right here. When I hear
this song, I do not think of Mariah.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I think of love actually and the kid playing the drums.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I'm sorry, I'm giving it to you.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
And stop.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Sorry about that tease. Yeah, I know I gave you
a lot. I gave you a lot on that one.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
That was pretty good the first time he said that,
I gave you a lot that.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, alright.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Anyway, somebody texted, yes, I didn't say Kayla's back, but
she's not officially back.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Until she does it. What's up?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
So you just yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, So all right,
so we got rokil ranks from coming up in just
a little bit and over the course of the uh,
you know, the holidays or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
I mean, just in general.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
One of the things that we've been doing lately is
the thing that we call the wisdom from the Internet.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wisdom from the Internet.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Now we all see videos, you wonder if they're real,
y'all see people talking.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I think they really are sisters spilling it.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I've been wondering, wow, because I mean, how does one
know what their sister wants? Who else in the world
knows more than a sister what a sister wants?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
So that times okay, all right, that's well not where
I was going. Maybe that's not where I was going.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
And now I'm gonna pivot because now I'm gonna do
something that I know. Scotty is absolutely love. You see
people that just espouse wisdom, like sometimes it is a
real nugget, a sort of gem of a thought.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
You go yeah, yeah, yeah, and sometimes you're like, somebody
really thinks that.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
But sometimes it's just somebody laying down some knowledge in
your brain.

Speaker 12 (17:16):
Is dude, you know, what actually just rips as you
get older, dude, is like sandwiches.

Speaker 13 (17:21):
Dude, Like I'm talking like Scooby Doo styles, Sando dude,
multi stackers. Someone better call Osha in the bank, because
when I get between that bread dude, I'll building.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
What he is just no, no, no, don't know, don't
make Josh okay. He he's out of Vermont.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
He works for Burton.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I think actually he is wherever he decides to put
his tent time.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
No no, no, no, he's got to plan.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
At some point the police come and tell him he
needs to leave because he's not paying rent.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
The guy he's just acknowledging little things and he's he's
just he's whatever.

Speaker 12 (17:59):
Whatever dude was about getting older. That's sleeping in your
bed after a long trip just riffs, dude, like the
first slumber on home turf dude.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Like, dude, last night.

Speaker 12 (18:10):
I laid my head down on my own pillow after
like two weeks away. Dude, clock out of earth for
like eight hours. Didn't even move straight up hybernation due
Sometimes a little time apart really just helps increase the
apprech the little things.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Come on, dude, I I love that guys, dumb as you.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Dude hasn't paid taxes in like twelve years. Was about
getting old? No, no, no, no, no, no, come on.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I could say that about every metal head that
is has a tattooed.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Face, and a tattooed guy.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Can say it, but I don't because it's not true.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Listen to him. He's living somewhere no rent free all right, No,
yes he is. He is wherever he is living. He
is going to the bathroom in the woods.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
If you and when the home, when the when the landowner,
when he finds.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
You, say me, he finds out, he's gonna move him along. No,
he's not moving along. He's look, he's catching fire. And
now people are using those things that he records.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
And what do they do?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
They they use the audio for something else, and they
they celebrate the guy.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I like the guy. I'm sorry, And if you want
to follow him, you know I didn't ask about you.
I'm talking to yeah. Thank you, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Sometimes you got to have a new apprece you know,
Mama Nate is laying down a blanket a white outside.

Speaker 14 (19:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Cool Gimpy one G small all small g I m
p y one.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
His name is Josh Listen, Yeah, like you. Even the
friends of him stoked. You stoked. You know, I'm so
don't see now what you did? You made me do
it again? Dude? You know what actually just rips, rips
like a snow.

Speaker 12 (19:59):
I'm gonna be hold up my castle with my queen
all day, dude, watching holiday movies.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Mom and age sent a flourish.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
Don't be in a hurry dude now, if you excuse me,
I might go fire up the old cauldron and throw
on some soup.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Dude, it's a cozy day.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
He's living in somebody's uh. I love him basically camped.
I don't care. They closed up for the year and
that's where he's living.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Bra I love I don't care what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Man, I y yes.

Speaker 11 (20:30):
Time as you say happy birthday to Rick, Hey, Rick,
you're not my dad.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know my dad? Rick?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Bro? Bro, you just someone my mom married.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Tuesday on the buzz and it's time to go to
the movie in your mind. As we approach the rankum segment,
Roadkiller is about to offer a subject category, person, role, genre.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't know whatever he's got in mind. We're gonna
rank our.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Favorites in said category one, two three one being the best,
and maybe a dog movie that you can skip, you know,
from that genre, person or whatever it is that's got
it decides to choose.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Got some emails last night. I was already thinking about it.
I want to do Rob Reiner films, the movies that
he was either you know, wrote and directed or he
was in.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I think that's it's a god today. Yeah, there's so
many good ones to choose from. You know, I was
as I was, you know, reading them off to to Sadie.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I didn't even hit like aighties like, oh you you
forgot this one.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
This Landmark. He has Landmark movies, you know. So all right,
we will rank the works of h Rob Reiner.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
We will do that. We'll link back. We got ranking
for you. You can participate.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
We'd love to hear for me on the phone triple
eight five five six rock also text eight two nine
four five and we'll do it that from repeated exposure
to loud noise.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
And now it's back to the buzz.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, get out there and get on that power bawl.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I mean, your chances of winning are still almost nil,
but I mean, you know, one point two five billy,
So that's worth that's worth a run today to the
grocery store, the convenience store.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
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Speaker 1 (23:29):
So Scotty has chosen the way of honoring the legacy.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Of actor director Rob Reiner. Did you ever watch All
in the Family?

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
You did, yes, I didn't know if it was a
little before your time, no, if it was. If it was,
it was definitely reruns at the house.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
And I remember my dad laughing.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah yeah, Landmark show obviously. And uh Rob Reiner, who
we had, we did have on I think a couple
of times through the years talking about movies and stuff
like that. But yeah, he he directed some Landmark movies.
This is difficult. I can't do three. I just can't
do three. There's way more than I'm you know, you

(24:15):
look at it and go, oh yeah, oh yeah. So
we're ranking the collective works of actor director Rob Reiner,
and you could call in a triple eight five five
six seven six two five give ustry three frames, three,
two one, or you could text eight two, nine, four
or five. Okay, the Wolf of Wall Street. You know,
never seen the whole thing he's doing.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, director, I don't think he's in it. Yeah he's
a yeah, I never saw. I never saw the whole thing. Wow.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I see the same scene every time. That thing I'm
punching through the channels is the same damn scene. You know,
the office scene, the one that we you know, you
know whatever, then the party see, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So number three, I mean, excuse me. Number two spinal Town,
the original. I have not seen the new one. Would
like to the first one.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I love it. Great movie.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know it's got to be out there on the
platform somewhere, but I haven't seen it.

Speaker 15 (25:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
All I know is the bigger the cushion, the better
the push. That's the song they wrote, one of the classics.
They immortalized the He's saying Hello Cleveland because they weren't
in Cleveland when they said it, and it's become a

(25:40):
rock statement.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
So there's two for you, Scotti and number one Misery.
Really yes, I love that movie.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
And immediately when I heard him talking, he was a
Helicopter Pilot. Searching for him. Immediately, I was like, I
know who that is for a writer?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh was he in the was he? I saw the movie,
but I don't remember a bi the Helicopter Pilot. Oh okay,
all right, I did not know that. Did not know that?
To me is like one of my favorite movies. Okay,
all right, Kayla. Ranking the movies of Rob.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
Ryder, well, I'm sure you guys you already know this,
but he did play one episode of Wizards of Waverley Place,
so I had to put that one on there.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, I'll be coming to number three. Yeah, okay, at four, alright.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Number three when Harry met Sally, Number two Rumor has
It with Jen Anniston, And number one is Wolf of
Wall Street.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I didn't know he did. Rumor has it?

Speaker 6 (26:35):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Is that the one with Ben Stiller in it?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
No Costner, I believe.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Okay, all right, I don't think I remember even seeing
that one, which is unusual because I'm a costner guy.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
What do you got?

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Horrible mention for Harry met Sally tied for third spinal
Tap and stand by me. Stephen King book that he
director of the movie number two, Misery and number one.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Few good Man Rody was I dodn't even know it
was that on your list. I was not on my list.
Really embarrassing, really embarrassing. You know what.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's a smart movie, so not gonna be gonna be like, yeah,
I'm sorry. There's no real stars in that movie though,
yeah you know, yeah, yeah, none, just Jack Nicholson and
Tom Cruise and and Demi Moore and Kevin Pollock.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, no stars in the movie. Yeah, you guys can
line up and bite me.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
The list starts, the line starts here.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
How can you forget American President with Annette Benning and
Michael Douglas. And so that's my number four and it's
tied with stand By Me. I mean stand by Me.
You know, that was a short story that Stephen King wrote.
And when Stephen King was invited to see the uh
the screening of it, you know, they bring him in
to show it before it goes public, he couldn't move

(27:51):
after he after he saw it, he was transfixed because
he had never seen a move a book of his
or story of his made it to a movie. So well,
great movie still today, a great movie. I got a
leech on me once in a lake up a name,
and all I could think of was you know Gordy,

(28:13):
you know skin At Gordo.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, and bought me. Anyway, So there's two and I
have to say, I'm I'm going I bet it's Sleepless
in Seattle. Did he do Sleepless in Seattle? That's a
Nora Ephron movie. I thought he's in it. Oh he
was in it, right right, right, right right, no, no.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
When Harry Met Sally is one of the great all
time rom coms period ever period okay, directed by Rob
Ron and Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan talk about an
unlikely romantic hero in Billy Crystal.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Had to be you. Great movie. The tone, everything about
that movie is first rate. Love it. That's my number three.
I wanted all around number.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Two from me. Uh yeah, I'm a Scottie. Uh one
of the best rock movies ever made. I don't even
know if another a better one has ever been made
than the original.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Spiral Town. Who that does to eleven, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
And then that there's the picture of the Stonehenge, the
little tiny stone.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Nge descending from the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Is just h is great.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
And the number one Jamie Lee Curtis's husband playing bass.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Uh Michael Keaton, Yeah, right, exactly. Oh yeah, I don't
want that one. Hold on a second and the number one.
It's the greatest movie scene of all time.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Did you water the cod?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You don't have to answer that question. I'll answer. I'm
letting it go.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
You want answers.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I think I'm entitled.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
You want answers the truth.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You can't handle the true. I'll give it to me.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Son.

Speaker 15 (29:51):
We live in a world that has walls, and those
walls have to be.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it?

Speaker 7 (29:56):
You?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg.

Speaker 15 (30:00):
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You
have that luxury, You have the luxury of not knowing
what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lies,
and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lots.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I see his face.

Speaker 15 (30:21):
You don't want the truth because deep down in places
you don't talk about in parties.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
You want me on that wall. You need me on
that wall. Oh God, so good?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Non sound like Rob Ryner. That's not Rob Ryan. Right on,
he directed it. Did you even see that? K No,
you've never seen a few good men, no good wife?
But is it because there's a few good men?

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yeah? The title didn't grab me. I don't know, just didn't.
Whatever didn't work for me. All right, there you go,
not even gonna say I tried.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Ye, it's okay, triple eight five the movie box went nah,
just five five six, seven six two five. Let's go
to Harry, Harry, talk to me your favorite Rob Ryder movies.

Speaker 16 (31:09):
Well, it just got a fun thought that I heard
on the news this morning. The lady and Harry met Sally.
That's how I want more?

Speaker 13 (31:15):
She was having.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, that was ER's mother. I know that.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I know that that's a that's a great one. Billy
Crystal made Rob Ryder's mom famous.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Shit that line? All right, well is that it?

Speaker 16 (31:27):
I can't I can't touch a movie great movies?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
All right, good call.

Speaker 6 (31:31):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Excuse fact, though I didn't know that the Prince, you
didn't know that that was I thought everybody knew that.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, they were looking for a you know, a woman
that seemed like look Jewish and she wanted to say
it a certain way. And Billy Crystal looked at Rob
Ryder and said, yeah, let's get your mom.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
And so they did all have what she's having classic Classic?
What about the Princess Bride? Say the texts?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
We uh, yeah, we didn't include it, you know, and
not that it's not great, but how do you how
do you put these such great movies, such a wide
selection of great movies?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
How do you do that?

Speaker 6 (32:11):
It's almost impossible.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Your father might have more of a cult following than
any of the.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
I sat with Carrie Always at the Capital Center. We
did the screening of.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
The movie and then sat and chatted for an hour,
and the audience wasn't wrapped by the guy's stories. And
I wanted to know more about like Andrea the Giant
and how when they were when they were filming for
the first night, they had a big get together, right
to get a big party like a dinner to start
and or was either that or the last night and
Andre passed out in the lobby of the of the

(32:49):
hotel and ain't nobody gonna move Andre. He was on
the ground unconscious and they put up the red stanchions
around him.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
In the hotel. Crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Uhs great? Who's also did they also did LBJ with
Woody Harrelson. That was also is that.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
About Lebron James?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah no, it's crazily enough.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It was like he did The Ghosts of Mississippi. What
a great movie. That is a hard movie to watch,
but it's a great movie. James Woods was excellent in
that it's like every movie he did, he did the
bucket list.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Every movie he did connected in one way or another,
you know. And he did everything.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
From fairy tales to silly movies, you know, to really
really serious stuff.

Speaker 17 (33:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Rob Ron his best The Princess Bride. Boom Enuff said,
that's Karen. A few good men number one, stand by me,
number two, number one, the Princess Briane. Another one says,
Princess Briane is number one, misery and then a few
good men.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Tony says he made a quick appearance in the movie
The Jerk, and he loves that movie.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I don't remember him even being in The Jerk.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
He was the truck driver. Was he really don't even
don't even remember. I mean, I haven't seen that movie
in ages. That has not aged well. The movie The
Jerk is smirreed in the seventies funny for the time.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I saw it many times. I don't need to see it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
In twenty twenty five, Ian from Vermont says final tap
all day Long man our drummer died in a bizarre
gardening accident.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Authority said just leave it out. Yeah, that's so good.
And I am waiting to see the to see the
sequel Fire Sale. I never heard of it, never the
story of us. Who's in that?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's Michelle Pfeiffer and Bruce Willis or Bruce Willis.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, I have no interest in seeing Bruce Willis in
a romantic role. I want to see him as you know,
an ask if he started out kind of lighting kind
of but he was a wise cracker, you.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
That's I like him. I mean, it's Bruce Willis. What
are you gonna say? You know, yeah, it's uh, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
What else is this one? I don't even know what
it is?

Speaker 9 (35:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't know of another director that has so many
movies to me personally, just for me, that of of
which these movies like Stand By Me If You Good
Men are the core of the movies that I love
the most. You know, a few good men flawless. That
scene is I honestly think I think it's the best
climax scene in motion picture history. Okay, man, I'm talking

(35:42):
about legitimately sending you something right now. No, I'm talking
on the computer right I'm just saying, I really do
Harry met Sally best, one of the best, one of
the best romantic comedies, stand by me, Nostalgia forget about
it has it in space, you know, Spibal Tap best
parody movie ever.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Nobody has that kind of lineage, you know. And I
saw you another one too. I'm good. I am all set.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
Thanks just giving you evidence.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I'm all set when you throw out a statement
like that. So we gotta get a busy week. We
got Buzzball coming up on Thursday. Yeah. Capital Center for
the Arts, thank you very much for granted say credit

(36:28):
Union of course to your kitchen and bath. It would
be fun, man, it would be fun. If you're going
to the show, I think you're gonna like it. Oh,
you're gonna like it. If you're not going on the show,
what you wait for?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Now?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You can't get tickets, Let's quess you'll win them. You know,
we are going to give away if.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Your front road tickets today. You know good one. Yeah.
So what are you doing?

Speaker 13 (36:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
What are you doing? Fridays gone? You want to you
want to come with? I don't know, I want to
come with? You want to come with?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Wait where you come on?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You going going up to Burlington, going to Higher Ground.
Go go see Adam Asher, come on the A E G.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
He wants to see you.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
He misses you, he wants to give you a told me,
told me himself. Come on, let's go Burlington down and
I are going come on.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I think Gary and Lorraine. You like Gary. Gary, He's
a great guy. We're going up there.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
We're gonna and you know who's opening lead singer of
the former lead singer of Ghost of Bar Here Williams.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, yeah, Griffin, Yeah it.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Sounds Come on, bro, So I mean you already has
two couples already going.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
And what do you guys need like a no, I
just know that your music. I know you love there
in the big room. They're in the big room at
Higher Ground. Let's go, dude, come in the small come
with you.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You know what he can he makes fun of it
right because you know I got my my wrap thing,
you know, and the wrapped is uh, it's when the
streaming service tells you what you listen to. And strangely enough,
and I know Scott's gonna find this really really strangely enough,
my rap says that I listened to the number one
thing I listened to was quote unquote Americana.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You know, and Adam Asra was one of my one
of my top three. So that's pretty good. So come on,
you know what, open invite, Open invite.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I've got myself in a in a little u situation
and I may need Friday to.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Take care of it.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
You know, as the McMullen Christmas party is Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What do you gotta go out and get some rolls?
What do you got to bring a freaking bag of
chips like you always do. You're always the guy that
just shows up and snags a bag of chips and says,
she is my contribution.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm not that guy. Kind I kind of think you
might pick, kind of think you might.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Pick from the director of the family Affairs. Susan, Yeah, yesterday,
you know this is what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You want to Oh she is I'm not saying she's Steve.
It's good too, Susan is a favorite.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Steve's like, definitely, out of the two of us, the
most handsome, but I am the most famous one. And
I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. In the
text yesterday that went up with in that why.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Don't you bring dessert? How about you bring cookies?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
So last night I'm like, I kind of bring it
up and Amy's like, well, I mean, did you are
you gonna send some time aside like on Friday?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
And I'm like, if you want, I can go to
the store. I'll just buy them. Then there's the.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Probably should make them, right, says who I know? And
then and then Sadie's like, well, what are you thinking?
Cookie wise? What are you?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
And I'm like, chocolate chip, it's not Christmas cos right,
it's not really Christmas. Oh my god, oh my god.
You have chocolate ship. No, no, no, you have chocolate ship
all year long. Christmas cookies a little different. You do
something that's the tip.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Get some of those red, green, and yet and white
Eminem's toss them in the cookie bo Christmas you win?
Or sprinkle a little of that colored sugar on there.
Christmas you win?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I mean, yeah, is it wrong?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Okay, just I'm throwing some options that I have out
and I don't want to be ridiculed.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I'd like to you know where you're just we're talking.
I'm listening.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Does it look bad if I go to the store
and buy them.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
You'd have to go to like a bakery and get
some homemade ones, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Okay, Look, I'll say what nobody wants to say. If
you're the one that just swings by the store and
picks up a round thing of cookies, yeah, okay, like
a little jar cookies. Yeah, you're putting in zero effort
and you're the guy for the girl. Hold on, hold on,
because I'm not done. You're the guy no effort. He
didn't carry me. On the other hand, I think good piece.

(41:00):
I don't care where you got them. I don't care
now as.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Long as they're good. I tell what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Like, as I said last night to the girls, I
wasn't gonna swing in and get oreos where they say
right on them Christmas.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
You know oreos.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
So obviously you didn't make them right, but you know,
maybe finding a bakery that does have cookies that it
could come across.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
As I don't know, did he make them Yeah, they're
not gonna I don't think no offense.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You know, it's the homemade touch. It's the holidays, people
are looking for the homemade. Dude.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I don't think that you could make a homemade cookie.
They would look anything like a strawbought cookie. I don't
think anybody's going to confuse it. But therein lies the difference.
You let it burn for just a little bit. You
get that little brown circle on the end, on the
bottom where it's a little crisper, maybe even black. Yeah,
it's a dead giveaway. Don't do it. Get a good cookie,
that's all it should matter. Does it taste good?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I'm with you where I feel like if I hit
a bakery, then I am I am shopping local and
supporting our all our fine local businesses.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Dropping a little bit of cash in there.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I don't have a with it, and I think everybody's
gonna walk out of there going you know what, I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
These are good cookies, all right? Well so much.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I guess you're not going to the to the Adam
Azra Show with me. That's cool, though, I'm going we're
going looking forward to it, big night.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
It feels weird that you guys had two couples and
you're inviting me, like, take it's still available because I
knew you wouldn't go.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I just threw it out there just to see how
they take the bake. One of these days he'll shock me.
He did once I did. All right, all right, So
it's Tuesday, and on Tuesdays we do this thing where
we ask a question that's simple. It's it's not a
lot of work. It's it's like a it's perfect for
someone like Scottie. It's low effort, one hundred percent, low effort,
you know, and all you gotta do is and you

(42:37):
you can all contribute. If you have kids, or even
if you are an aunt or or an uncle, you
can you can participate in this one because it does
have something to do with kids.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
It is a ridiculous question.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Ridiculous, ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's a ridiculous question.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
I allow you to ask me these ridiculous to ask questions.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
You know, there are times in when you're a parent
and kid.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Is looking up at you, and they got those beautiful
innocent eyes and they're looking up at you.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
They ask you a question and you lie because you
have to look. Nobody wants to say that shut up.
You're never one hundred percent honest. You can't be you know, no, no, no,
one hundred percent. I tell my kid the truth all
the time.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
So when you're really feeling crappy and they say how
are you, daddy, you go be honest with you uh
and treated like crap at the office, and uh, you
know you're not. You lie little white lies.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
That's what we do. We all do it.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Everybody does it because the kids, you put them first.
You gotta put them before you, right. So sometimes though
you get caught, you know, you don't even get caught.
It's not all getting caught. What I want to know is,
what's uh tell me a lie that you told the kids?

(43:55):
I go white line, because I'll tell it right now.
Mine was Christmas related. One of the uncles or aunts
or something bought them like the bottom one of them
noisy toys, took the battery out, said it was broken.
I mean not every single year, but if there's one
particular toy. Sometimes you know, your your relatives and your friends,

(44:15):
they buy those toys for your kids that they know
are gonna make you bananas, you know what I mean,
because of the because of the shut that thing up
and you've been listening for a whole day. Took a
battery of so that's broken. Sound doesn't work anymore. I'm
admitting that I did that. Call me a bad parent, however,
you will. I don't feel like I am. I think

(44:37):
I'm a normal parent. I think every parent does it.
Have you ever lied told a lie like that to
your kids? A white lie? That's what I'm looking for.
That's the that's the ridiculous question today. And it could
be nephew's nieces or a little kid at the grocery
store you don't even know.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
I did tell them if they they made faces that
they're I knew somebody whose face froze like that.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
And there was an actual real name.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Of somebody that I knew when they passed away a
couple of years ago. And the girls saw the article
and they're like, so he was real, Wow did he
have a weird face? I just my kids were a
bit smarter than me, so I had to, you know,

(45:26):
take the lie.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I tad bit further going. You know, I went to
school with a kid.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
This was his name, and he made faces and his
face froze that way.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Very sad, sad story. His whole life that way. Nowadays
you just grab a picture for the Internet. So this
is my friend, Jim. Jim made that face. Look made
that face for the rest of his life. Cross Side
that was always the big one. Doesn't go across Side
picked his nose in his head, caved. Okay, you have
a lot of You've got nieces and nephews, and you've
got a big family.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah, I have two nephews. I don't have any nieces,
but we've got a lot of kids in the family.
There's something's like I can't think of this particular instance,
but it's always like, nah, the pool is broken. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like if we just don't want to do the back
and forth, because you're gonna get changed to go in
for thirty seconds, then you're gonna want to change again,
and then we're gonna go to this back now, pus
pools closed for the name, it's closed for maintenance.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Do you ever tell him that you pee in the
pool the purple?

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Oh yeah, like that's gonna turn that's almost I'm convinced
myself so much that I'm convinced that actually is going
to happen.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm asking for a friend doesn't really do that.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
I mean, like, is there some sort of chemical. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm sure that might be. I'm sure that there might
be at some point. You know, Kelly, do you ever
tell a white lie? That is our question. You can
text eight two nine four five, or you can call
triple eight five five six seven six two five.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Not a big whopper.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
But during the stretch run to Christmas, you know, if
Chloe wanted to stay up too later, So listen, you
know Santa's watching.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, you know, you got to go to bed a
certain time. Let's finish the year off, right, Yeah? Right, Oh,
he is watching, behave he always watched? You're right?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Yeah, but maybe he might not have been watching at
that moment. And Kelly knew that he was watching in
that moment, watching the game, kid, he was watching the game,
probably had a three game parlay, you know, going on,
and maybe he was paying attention to the game and
he wasn't looking at Chloe. But Kelly used that as
you know, and you don't know, he could have he
could have checked it on Chloe during that time.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You know. So we all do white lives with the kids,
and I never lied.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
In my kid.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Oh my god. Okay, whatever. They a liar, You're a liar.
We all do. We all sort of fake things. Sometimes
sometimes it's just perennially broken.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
There was one somebody somebody texted and they said, uh,
they said that you have to sacrifice some Halloween some
of your Halloween candy to the Greg Pumpkin, and you
had to put the Great Pumpkin. You had to put
the Great Pumpkins sacrifice aside. And it always happened to be,
you know, the best candy. It always happened to be
the the you know, the reces cup, the things that

(47:56):
mom and Dad just by coincidence, actually liked. But you
had to make a sacrifice to the Great Pumpkin. Gods
of the kidding. That's a brilliant one. I wish I'd
have thought of that. I wish I'd have thought of that,
you know I would. Yeah, I definitely would have loved that.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Let's go to Karen. Karen, the White lie. You told
the kids.

Speaker 14 (48:14):
I didn't tell it, but my husband used to tell
our kids when they were small, when the.

Speaker 8 (48:20):
Ice cream truck came down the street in our little towns.

Speaker 16 (48:23):
That the music playing meant they were out of ice cream.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
See that's a good one. That's a really good one.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I would have I would have taken it further and said,
that's a kidnap van.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
You don't want to go near the kidnap vand because
they will kidnap you, and I wanted to go hard.
I wanted you know, I don't want them to ever
chase ice cream truck. You know that's a good one
right there though, Thank you, Karen.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I used to tell the kids when they were little,
every time they told the lie, their fingernails would get
white clouds on them.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, huh, conness, my much younger cousin when he was
a kid, hold on a second, uh that his butt
wasn't supposed to have a crack and he must have
broken it, went running and screaming inside to his mom. Yeah,
you can't mess around with kids anymore. They run around,
they screamed, they get all upset. God, I hate that,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
In fact, he told my eighteen month old daughter that
we were just out of ritz crackers at dinner last night,
just so I could eat the last one. You know,
what did she deserve the ritz cracker? What did she
do yesterday, the eighteen month old that made her deserve
the rich Cracker. I think you deserve the ritz Cracker
in all its buttery goodness. Ben tell me the lie.

Speaker 14 (49:34):
I call it the dad tacks. If there was something
they were eating or drinking, or they wanted to open
for me, I crack it open, like gotta be the
dad tax for a whatever happen.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I love the simplicity. You know, son, you got to
pay the dad tax, right, ma'am? You get the first
hit off the burger. Yeah, that's not bad, that's funny.
Kelly's had a bill bill. What was the white lie?
I told your kids?

Speaker 16 (50:02):
Good morning? So I told my daughter a white lie
for about ten years that I was in charge of
taking care of the company mascots at my office and
that they were two little squirrels. So for ten years
she collected acorns out of the yard for me, brought
them uh to me so that I could give them
to them the office asked how they were doing, and

(50:23):
then uh, just last year, at the age of eleven,
I told her that it was a complete falsehood.

Speaker 7 (50:30):
Dude, you don't think it was entirely upset with me.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You don't think you let it run just a little long.
Ten years. That's a long.

Speaker 16 (50:37):
It did go a little long. I was surprised that
it lasted that long, to be honest, but yes, I
called it out last year.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I guess it gets to the point where you're like,
let's se how long this can go?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Right? Thank you very much? Sky a ed what was
the line? Good?

Speaker 16 (50:55):
So it wasn't much sums, but it was my younger
brother and teenager.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
I convinced him that if he woke up and got.

Speaker 16 (51:02):
Out of bed quick enough, he could see himself wet.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
He could one sleep paper. I don't know about you,
but if I.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Jump out of bed that fast and turn around, I'm
probably going down, you know what I mean, Because I'm
just like, you know, it's a liver awake, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
That's a funny one right there. That's good, thanks man,
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Uh. You know, they don't make batteries for that toy anymore. Sorry.
That's right along the lines of it's broken, you know.
And then the kid wizes up and they find a battery,
They take it out of the remote, they put it
in the thing and.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
They're like, Dad, I fixed it. Damn.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
What about the lies. Kelly's Kelly told his mom about
her snacks. Oh, yeah, you did lie about the snacks,
didn't you.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Sometimes? Yeah, what'd you say? We're out? Yeah? Right, yeah,
just trying to get her to eat.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
Help hide the uh the nutty buddies in the freezer
behind stuff. So if she made it out there in
a stroller, she'd open it, couldn't see.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
It was too much work to get to the back
of the freezer. Yeah, Bill said that.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Bill told his cousin from the big city he had
never been to the beach, so when he was at
the beach, he looked over.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
He said that the oz of shoals was Europe. Oh
like it.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Every time he asked to use the tablet, I tell
him I thought he didn't need it and threw it away. Yeah,
just so I can see the split second of panic
on his face.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
My brothers stayed over once. He was up late partaking
in the Devil's lettuce. Ah, the Devil's lettuce. Okay, when
our kid woke up and said he smelled something funny,
I told him Uncle Bee was all up all night farting.
So now whenever we ended up behind the car, a
car that's smoky, he says, smells like Uncle Bee's farts.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Okay, whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, a lot of people told that they used that
ice cream truck thing.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
That's a good one. I hadn't heard of that.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
He told the kids that bagpipes sound like that because
there are cats inside the back.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Oh, I lost two teeth in collars and they don't
wear my fake ones all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Uh, where to go? Dang it, yang it, hold on,
I gotta find that was tea.

Speaker 13 (53:07):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Okay, said I tell my kids. I was meeting my
mom and she smacked me so hard. They came out
and I deserved it, so they better not mouth up.
Smart smart, And he didn't keep me in lying these
kids these days. Threatened them with possible abuse, was the answer. Yeah,
go the just a white lion, Kelly. Yeah, let's go
to Greg. Greg, what's the white lie?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You told me?

Speaker 7 (53:30):
Good morning, gentlemen.

Speaker 14 (53:31):
I had a friend of mine his last name was Aching,
so up until my kids.

Speaker 7 (53:35):
Were thirty, I told him, yeah, he has a hot
myfeita and uncle.

Speaker 14 (53:39):
My balsa, my balls at my feet.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I honestly I didn't know where you I kind of
knew where you were going.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I just didn't know how you were going to get
there nicely delivered. I like my balls my feet there, okay,
alrg and that's good. Okay. Let me see.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I told my nephews about the pool water turning blue
if they feed in the pool. They put food coloring
in the water under their grandmother who was in the
pool next to them.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
See this is the kids.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
It's pretty too smart now, because that's what you got
to deal with. What you know, you raise smart kids
and then you're dealing with that stuff. When when my
son was little and woke up in the morning, uh, well,
you know, surprised. I used to tell him that that's
a sign he's gonna have a good day. He would
get mad sometimes when he would come home because he
didn't have a good day. You know what I'm saying, Hey,

(54:33):
you got it.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It's a thing. It's a natural thing. He was some
innocent about it.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
When people walk near a frozen pond where ice fishing,
where white ice fishing on and ask if the ice
is safe, I tell.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Them, you ask me, you can't come out without a permit? No,
that works. That's actually pretty good. Actually, I'm at least
are flying in here.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Tell my two year old the character on this show
is sick and they don't want to watch it.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
They're not they're sick today. Ernie isn't going to make it.
I don't I don't know. I don't know if Ernie
your bird's going to make it.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
That's actually kind of genius. They took the day off.
They don't feel well.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
They were fired. Uh, Ice got them, you know. Oh,
I'm not I'm not endorsing it. I'm kidding. That's the opposite. Okay,
everybody relaxed. Jesus, Okay, Morning Buzz dot Com. It was
it was. I'm not saying I don't agree. Leave him alone,
all right anyway, Uh Jesus when people Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Okay, the poolwater thing is a big one.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
J A lot of people were smoking the Devil's letters.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Apparently my son loves watching Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I was sick of.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Watching and listening and told him it was a it
was a nationwide shutdown on Spider Man.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, that's what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
And you know what that's you know what that is, people,
that's a survival technique.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
And don't get all these people that never lie to them.
Shut your face and take face and shut it.

Speaker 13 (56:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I grew up fine. Okay, my parents lied to me
all the time. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Don't swallow the gum. It would stick to your lungs,
not your sophagainst your stomach. Take seven years year.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Yeah, so those are the kind of things that we
bought and I turned out fine. When you make a cake,
you have to be you cannot run around the house.
You have to be very because I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
It would collapse near the other you had that kind
of cake your your mom cooked right, the cake collapsed,
I believe it.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, oh, all that stuff, I mean, come on, you
lie to them. For God's sake.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I endorse it. I endorse it. Not harmful. I it's
just little things that make your day a little bit easier.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Just fun lines. That's all fun lies, you know, nothing
wrong with that. How we get by.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Besides, I don't know if our parents were having as
much fun with their kids, little kids as we do,
because I, yeah, I definitely master with them, definitely said
things like like that, like oh man, I scream, truck man,
that's a kidnapped van.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Don't go near that.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
They take snatched little kids off the street, you know,
so they would hide every time they heard thathing. You know,
that's what I do. You have fun with him. My
dad wasn't telling me jokes like that. You know, my
parents didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I remember my dad telling me a story because he
was in the Air Force, about hey, how.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
He was flying in a plane.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
It was like a fifteen minute story and it ended
with he crashed and we all died. Yeah, And he
got up and pushed the chair in and walked away.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I'm so confused. I was like, what grucchy?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
My dad used to tell me his stretch marks were
scars from a bear attack. I believed him for far
too long. My dad shot a deer and we butchered
it at his house. My son saw his first dead deer.
Tried to keep him away, but he kept saying he
just really likes deer. We told him that the deer

(57:55):
was being mean to all the other deers. Sky's high
thirty three. Uh, I forgot about my boy. Cooper Flax
scored forty two last night.

Speaker 9 (58:10):
It's a record for a rookie forty two points.

Speaker 8 (58:15):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I saw that I was watching the game last night,
Celtics game, and Duncan Robinson was playing across from Newcastle.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
And cots cow saying something and he said, no, no, no,
I didn't me like that.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
I don't want the people to New Hampshire to be
mad because you're talking about Duncan Robinson.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Believe Yeah, did you hear it? Who's the play by
play guy? I forgot his name, threw thru YEA. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:36):
I was talking about him being from Newcastle and he
think he graduated in sixth grade with.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Three other students. Yeah, it's a small Yeah, it was
a small school. It's a small little town. Beautiful town,
I mean, just an absolutely gorgeous, uh gorgeous town. I
had a lot of rabbits, probably more rabbits in Newcastle
than the town have ever been in So people still
chiming in with the lies.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I told a kid that bagpipes sound like they do
because there's cats in the bag. They bought it with
some of the guys squeezing the cats and then making
that noise.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
My daughter was little, she had a pet mouse, a
little brown one named it Jerry. Used to crawl upside
down on the lid in there. She kept it where
she kept it like it was like a little bit
of a mesh one day the mouse died when she
was in school.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
I went to the pet store. I got a brown mouse.
Didn't even look anything like Jerry. Pet them a dope, Jerry.
I bet that happens more than we replacing the pets. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
I think we had a douchebag about that or something
a long long time ago. Somebody, somebody did that, all right,
So I just I did. Look by the way my
online listening habits, you know, thirty three hundred.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Minutes of listening in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Twenty one days, twenty one full days of listening to
music that I that I did this past year. I
love those stats.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
And just so you know, for those of you listening
at home, I'm talking to two people know what I'm
talking about. I understand the stats. No, I no, But
you have no it would you don't do it. You
don't do what online listening like. You don't like listening
to music on a snoami service like iHeart or Spotify
or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
It's just and that's fine. Scotty.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I wrestle with him, not like around the room, but
I wrestle with the fact that he loves music or
says he does, and he just listens to CDs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You know, I listened to other things. Oh yeah, serious,
free Country? Do you see what I said? Serious? And
he put his head down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You could have your entire record collection, never mind the
twelve hundred songs they have on a playlist there. Every
thing you own could be is that your fingertips And
you won't do it, and I just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
We all have our thing and I wasn't going to
mention what I do listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
But I'm not going you have before. Okay, So I
listened to to Liquid.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Metal and it makes that fifty minute could drive in. Actually,
sometimes I sit longer because I want to hear the
rest of the song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Very enjoyable. That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad when they.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Get burned out on that, I go to the Metallica
channel and I some softer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I'm not saying that you you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
What I am saying is for a guy that loved
his thirty thousand CD collection that he would never give up.
You know, you have the option of getting everything you've
ever owned or wanted in your pocket, and you don't
do it, which is to me, It's just unusual, that's all.
And how much do you listen a lot online?

Speaker 14 (01:01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Use iHeart and Spotify whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yeah, listen to two hundred and thirty nine genres you did? Yep,
I'm I'm all over the place. I'm like, I literally
am all over they Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Yeah, I didn't know there were that many songs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I gotta be honest with you, didn't know. I
will see that. I don't think I knew that either.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Did you find this on your Spotify?

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
They do. They do a thing and it's called wrapped
and you'll see it up at the top of your
app if you have it. It says wrapped I did
Americana is my number one AOAR album, orient In roches
number two, and singer Songwriters.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
But here's the way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I get a little pissy at this one. They give
you a listening age based on what you listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
What do they have you? Well, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
What do you think knowing me knowing the music I like,
which is wide variety?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
The Spotify app says, is my listening age like the
music that I listened to is most likely No.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
I'm putting you in your late twenties, early thirties, late.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Forties, I would have said mid thirties.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I was very kind.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Are you old?

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
They have me at seventy one?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Oh I'm sixteen three, they had me at seventy one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Well, remember now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I listened a lot to the music I grew up with, right,
I like singer songwriter stuff, huge Sinatra fan. Okay, all right,
that makes show. And I listened to a lot of
old R and B, you know, rhythm and blues, swing
stuff that so that that breaks me up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
But I don't like it. I don't like it. Seventy
one on my face, mine would be like an angry
fourteen year old. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
I listened for fourteen days, one hundred and ten genres.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, what if I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Listened to thirty three hundred and seventeen songs, sixteen hundred
and seventeen minutes of podcast, twelve hundred and sixty different artists,
sixteen hundred and thirty nine minutes listening to one band?

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
What was how many minutes for the one band?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Sixteen one thousand, six hundred and thirty nine minutes of
listening to one band?

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I'm shocked, shocked. All Revere the goes to Parer of here. No,
that's said. That was third Adam Adam Asuer was number
two shined Down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
No, that's us. It's according to the listens. Taylor Listen
is a deaf Leopard non stop on the air. No,
it was the Van Truesdale that the three women from
California because I got into this real jag of this
this real uh this really kind of feel good kind
of indie pop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
So that was mine. That's it right there. That was good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Do you think my I am?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Well, yeah, we're gonna go twenty five. I'm gonna I'm
gonna go twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
I'm gonna split the difference and say twenty six because
that's right in the way I think you are.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Scott McMullen for the win twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah, there you go, all right pretty close though, h yeah,
absolutely see we could be talking about you, but Scott,
you don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
You know. There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
We'll next, we'll get do We're going to all the
boombox stats and you're gonna be able to participate in that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Okay, on that one too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Two people on the show that work in radio on
a on a show that's not small and they and
they spot they have nothing to do with any kind
of technology zero none, zero, don't do it barely could
use a computer.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
That's I'm I'm still waiting to be.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
The Buzz is now available on demand. Just go to
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days a week, from anywhere in all free. Now, welcome
back to Greg in the Morning Buzz.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
We got some buzz tickets coming your way, a little
bit buzzball tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I mean, I should say front road too. By the way, whoa,
that's not kind of stink good?

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Yeah, yeah, we are responsible if we stink. But also
I thought we haven't done in a little bit of
maybe a little effort.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
We haven't done anyone listening who in a while.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
You know, that's just casting a wide net into the
listening audience. And you know what it's like putting on
a search light for people that have experienced something or
done something. Blah blah blah. You'll hear it a little
bit after eight o'clock. Right, How you doing, Kelly? What's
going on with you today? Like I mean, I don't
mean like what's your schedule today? But what's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
An issue?

Speaker 7 (01:06:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
I just had an issue? When doesn't he have an issue? No,
there's a lot of days.

Speaker 9 (01:06:39):
I know, but today ikat a system where during the
break I go, it's six forty brew my cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Boom, gives me just enough time to go to the
men's room. Come back, boom. This time it came back.
There's no coffee in my coffee cup. It's because I
was off with my mug placement. Cloud an inch.

Speaker 9 (01:07:02):
It was in the rush copies all over the place,
had the bruin of the cup.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Get the clean up going. But we're all good now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yeah, yeah, not really, though it's gonna be sticky a
little bit in there. Not really, it's not really okay
because it happens, is, it's just what hasn't happened for
a while.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I haven't done this for three months or so. Yeah.
I don't get you, dude. There's so many of your
pants on backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Yeah yeah, once in like forty years. Okay, I think
if we stack up the numbers, I'm thinking you're gonna
outdo me. Okay, I don't even think.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
It's gonna be put my pants on backwards. I did
that once.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I'm not sure if your phone is near you, okay,
but you might want to check your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
What are you seriously, dude, like you don't even if
you want to see. This is what we're laughing at.
I'm about to put it online.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I am about to post this thing at morning buzz
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
No no a at the morning bud Face. I know.
I mean, like I just talked to her yesterday. I
don't understand how you do this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
This is why I don't ever want to fall asleep outside. Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I don't know what is happening, but this is this
is perfect. It was great though. I'll tell you it
was a good nap.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Last night at market Basket, I witnessed Kelly driving his
shopping car like he drives his car. He slammed into
someone else's cart and kept going, what a freight wreck?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
I know that is a fun game I play. I
see somebody I know and they don't know him there,
I will track him down, come up behind him and boom.
Yeah and most of the time people all. So that's
what I did last night. Somebody was cashing out somebody
that works at the brat John with me. He didn't
see me. He was but his heart was sticking just

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a little outside of the register. I gave him a
little nudge and he goes, did he sound like that?
That sounds like a bad hand of Barbara Cartoon. I
have tracked people several asles away just to you know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Go around the store, just to get him.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I am putting up this Kelly Brown sighting in the
in the wild. This is Kelly Brown in the wild
and you could see it and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
And Scott it. Would you be so kind to describe
the image because we haven't really told him what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Yesterday, while I was doing some stuff around the house,
my phone dinged and I got a phenomenal picture of
some guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Looks like he's in a waiting room.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Tall fella, Okay, tall fella taking up a lot of
real estate, by.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
The way, a lot of real estate.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
And his head's up against the wall and his hands
are folded uh in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Front of him neatly and he's sleeping. Yeah, and he's
got high waters on. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
And you dude, you're stretched out, you're taking up, like
I said, you're taking up some real estate.

Speaker 9 (01:10:03):
You got of lean down and get your head in
the right spot, yeah, she said, and I was in
the zone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Yeah, you're out. I mean I really, from the looks
of this, looks like you're out. Yeah, I was waiting.

Speaker 9 (01:10:13):
I just that was the they have like a chalkboard
there that's like the kids waiting room, but nobody was
in there, and that's the one that has the window,
so the sun was coming in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
So it was nice. Yeah, it was a very sunny day.
I say, someone is a real big issue. Uh she
takes something. If I walk by and there's a guy
sleeping in the kids room like that, I'm calling the police. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:10:30):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You you close your eyes in a public place, there's
people all over the place. What are they gonna do
to me?

Speaker 7 (01:10:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You could wake up when you're not going to be
dangled in front of your face. I don't know. I
just I can't do it. I can't do it. That's
a system.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
And then you're then you're crashing into people in the
in the in the grocery my choice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Intentionally. Yeah, it's a fun game. Try it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
There's a bother you at all that somebody saw it
and reported it immediately to the to the TM TMZ
over there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
The sleeping or the either one of they're both the same. Yeah,
I can't dude, I love the I love the photo.

Speaker 9 (01:11:06):
I was almost sam my service guy. Yeah, I was
almost disappointed he woke me up a little early because
I was really in a good rem there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Look at the face on that guy. Yeah, he's so out, like,
are you snoring?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
No? Yeah? Are you sure? I think I don't snore? Okay,
all right, okay, you are already in the bunk.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Has said anything to you yet, Just so you know,
his hands are folded like like a coffin, and they're
down by his uh, his luggage, maybe even sitting on it.
They actually no, you know what, you got to protect
the boys, you know, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
That's why you feel safe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Yeah, you don't know what's going to happen, you know,
when you're taking a nap in the car place, you know.
But okay, wow, I might see you never know when
you ask Kelly how he's doing yet, never even know
first you look at it quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Does he look homeless?

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
No, no, the sneakers are the sneakers are pretty nice. Yeah,
he's okay, And and and the whole thing about the coffee.
It's just every day is an adventure with Kelly Brown,
you know, every day. If I asked him what's going
on today, probably gonna have something that's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
To him, you know. No, But but I am starting
to get nervous.

Speaker 9 (01:12:12):
I gotta get my tree because I like to have
a real one, and I don't like it too early.
But now I usually wait and it's like, Okay, we
got to find a place that still has a little trees.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
So I'm going to do that today.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
He's amazing and you can't go by back to the
old station and get one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
How has he lived this long? You know what I mean?
And just sort of I think I think of him
as the ball bearing in a pinball game.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
If I go with that word, I think, I think survive, survived.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
He made a real you you know, I'm I'm getting by,
you know what I mean? Like you know?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Uh? Anyway, all right, well you could see that picture
I just posted on the buzz Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I can't fall asleep in public. It's the worst thing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
My mouth is going to be open. I'm gonna make no.
I was just like, I'm gonna do that. I don't
want to know. I can't do it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
The worst nap I woke up from was when I
was asleep in the McDonald's park a lot tilted my
thing seat way back, so I'm out. But I had
this dream that I was taking the off ramp and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
There's a car like completely stopped.

Speaker 9 (01:13:26):
So I got a slam on the brakes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Yeah really.

Speaker 9 (01:13:29):
In my nap, I slam on the gas so the
car is like revving.

Speaker 17 (01:13:37):
And then I woke up and go, what is so
you were doing such a relief that I was not,
But I'm revving in the McDonald's parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, yeah, so you you scary? You do that with
the car running? It was winter.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Yeah, environment, I know that. It was a half hour nap.
I'm not concerned about the environment. I'm concerned about like
carbon monoxide fumes somehow. Getting back in the car, A
lot of times I'll crack my window. Well that's good enough,
I yeah, yeah, that's good, a little crack in the window. See, folks,
I don't even have to All I have to do

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is ask a simple question, Hey man, what's going on
with you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Boom? We're off to the races. I forgot, you know,
what I mean about the photo.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
And then bang in came an email about the crash
of the shopping carts at market Basket.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You're that guy, you're that prank guy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Bang yeah, Yeah, I'm a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
That's Kelly Brown. Everybody love them. Can't be mad at him,
can't be mad at him. I'll disagree with that one.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
Okay, we'll be right back and then we'll feed this kitten.