Blue Lips, Skin Cancer Tips and Doggie Friendships

Hey lifers!

We all have a lot going on at the moment. Laura has some new veins but definitely hasn’t had lip filler. The comedian who spoke about her avatar/smurf labia walked so Laura could run! 

Britt’s sense of smell is out of order; but it might be for the best after this particular experience with Delilah. We had a lifer reach out after listening to an old episode where Britt said that she wanted to birth Laura’s 3rd baby if she ever had one. Now it’s got us thinking about whether Britt should be in the room and cut the umbilical cord. It’s a great photo op!

Lola has come across something that she absolutely shouldn’t have and it’s given Matt and Laura quite a surprise. 

Keeshia has adopted a new dog named Bonnie from the same place that Buster came from Maggies rescue! She had a rough start to her life but things are looking a lot better with her new best friend Delilah.

Britt is about to go through another round of pre skin cancer treatment. Her face will be undergoing a type of chemo cream treatment. We have a chat about our sun habits and how each of us have had brushes with skin cancer.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on cameragle Land. Hi, guys, welcome
back to another episode of Life. I'm God, I'm Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's happening with your mouth?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Laura, I'm Brittany, But what talk to us? Because something
is not right? Like you sound funny, You look like
you're speaking differently.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Look inous is your tongue so.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Because you've got ever so slightly a lisp that you
don't normally have.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Everything is swollen, Keisha. You didn't need to point it out.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
And you know how everyone feels about the way that
I pronounced apparently no, But the way you're speaking, it's
just the lips are doing something they haven't done.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's like your mouth can't close the right like spot
you caught me. I went and got some fill er.
Three weeks I'm three weeks that she would never put
your series, and I was like, that was bold admission.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
All of her lips are swollen, literally from the lower
lips to the top lips. The fact that you even
for one second thought that that could be true.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
To be honest, I forgot you having a baby, Like,
how little you know me?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I'm like three weeks out now, guys. Everything swollen.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
My tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I have so many olcers in my mouth that everything hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Tongue and lips swollen.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, my lips, the lips between the hips are how
swollen are they? I haven't talked about my swollen vagina
this time pregnancy? Have I I've forgotten?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, that was last pregnice always keen to hear.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Actually, I watched this really funny I shared up my
stories today. It's really funny real from Jamie Lang's podcast. Okay,
this is the guy who's remade in Chelsea. I've become
slightly obsessed with him and his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I didn't want to say anything. You have developed a
weird obsessions.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, you're talking about him a lot lately. You're sharing
when your stories. I was like, is there some weird
parasocial relationship?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
He's got a podcast with his wife. I think I
actually don't know whether they're married or not. I think
it's called almost parents or barely parents or something like that.
And she is pregnant and they're following their pregnancy together, right,
And some of the stuff that they're sharing is just
you know, you guys don't want to hear every single
week about where I'm at with my pregnancy, so I
listen to other people's content about it, and today there

(02:12):
was a woman on there who was talking about having
She was like, my vagina looks like a smurf. Like
she's like an avatar because the more kids you have,
the more pressure that there is, and you just everything
goes blue.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm like, it's a speculation cut off.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
She is a very famous comedian, Like she's a famous
comedic actor, which I don't expect you to know, but
that's also why she's funny, because she is funny.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you also sporting a smurf? Yeah? Yeah, I'm an
avatar from them? Are you smurfing?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well? I just have Baricus vains now, which I never had,
Barkus Vain in my vagina.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Really yeah, like right through just pulsating.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Which I wouldn't have shared. But now I feel liberated
because someone else did it first.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Because she's social crush, shared hate the way she walks
so you could run.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Someone had to be the pioneer of this space, and
now I just want to run on her coattails.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
So now this random lady whose name you can't remember,
I talked about her avatar vagina or is like I
just feel so much freedom and like me too, literally
tagger hashtag me too blue vagina now that trend.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know it doesn't happen to everyone.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I know there's going to be pregnant women out there
who was like, I never got a swollen vagina.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Good for you, okay, great love it.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
With every additional pregnancy I have had, it's gotten fatter
this time. It happened earlier, and it's very uncomfortable, and
I'm just so grateful and pregnant in winter this time,
I don't have to be in a bikini at all.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Do you want to know what? I am going to
join you in this? I would never leave you alone.
I'm gonna hashtag me too.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
So one time, I mean, I haven't had a baby,
my vagina's not blue, but one time my vagina was
so swollen.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And bear with me, it's the world ride.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I was in this new relationship a very long time ago,
not my ex way long ago, and we're having loads
of sex, you know when you just get together and
like you have a ludicrous amount of sex.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Anyway, my vagina was like so swollen, but particularly one
side like.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Not like not just like just one la no, but
not normal like oh it just had a bit of overuse.
I was like, what the fuck? It was like elephant
titus of one lip. So anyway, I had to go
to a doctor and they were like, oh, you're like, okay,
I don't remember what the term is, but like I'm
gonna colloquialize this.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
They were like, your conduct is blocked.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Sorry what well, like I can't remember the name of it,
but basically like whatever is producing your lubricant on one
side got blocked or something.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's so just like you had internal feeling. Not real. No,
it's real.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It happened to me and then and I'm only just
remembering it and reliving it now. But like I was like,
so what does this mean. I'm I gonna lose a lip?
And they were like, no, just don't have sex for it.
It'll go down.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But they're like, it's it's just an overused thing.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
And then who knew that vaginas cried? Like eyes, you
know how you can get blocking?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, no, mine was. Mine was emotionally unavailable. It was
blocked up. It was it was not crying, it was
not doing anything. The reason why.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, so back to the pregn situation.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I am normal on record, now, I mean people,
I don't want that headline like amazing, now, why you
walk kind of lopsided every now and then?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm good, guys, we are good.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So I resolved herself.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I was at the park talking to a friend. Actually,
we all know who she is and we've worked with her,
and I'm not going to name her. As I started
saying that, I was like, she doesn't want to be
named on this podcast. But her daughter goes to school
with my daughter, and we were all at the farmer's
markets together and she had had her third baby as
well recently, and she goes God like the thing that
no one talks about. She's like the pressure because I

(05:35):
was saying how uncomfortable I was, and like I was
saying it all without saying it all right, Like I
was like, oh, I'm so uncomfortable my hips, my pelvis,
and she was like yeah, man, She's like for me,
I just had all this pressure in my vagina by
the end of it, like she's like, the last month
was hell.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
And I was like yeah. I was like, I've got
really bad veins and she.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Was like, in your and it was like this moment
of realization, like are we going there? She was like,
in your lady, I was like yes, and then I
was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
This is something that women deal with and we're just
not talking about it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm curios as to how you know that you have.
Did Matt tell you or are you like surveying it?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You can you can tell, you can tell, you can tell.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
I also have them down insides of my thighs now
as well, and on the backs of my legs. I
had them when I was pregnant with Lola, and they
kind of ninety percent went away, and I reckon, this
one's done some damage.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't think they're going into We were at dinner.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I mean you were there, Laura too, but I don't
know if you were hearing the conversation. We're at dinner
a couple of nights ago, and there is another woman
that everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
She's like, yeah, we're not gonna addr.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
But she's in the MEDIAU I'm pretty sure she's talking
about it publicly to be maybe that's not on us,
but she has just had her those exact veins like
stripped and layser it off, and she was in compression
flights and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
But after her baby as well, she said she got
really bad ones and she went and treated them, so like,
we can get your laby treated.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
But the question is, how do you wear a compression
stocking on your labia is.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Just not under shape with Yeah, I feel like you
can imagine if you come in this girdle that's got
like straps off to the top, help with the pressure.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'll do anything right now. Maybe that's a business idea.
We could get like a pregnancy girdle with straps. Like,
I feel like that's some Kimkadashi would have already done.
She seems to want to suck everything in. She's probably
sucked a LaBier and in some point.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
She wouldn't know because she's only like birth one of
her own children. She hasn't oh two, okay, I take
it back birth to the rest of them.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
She had medical issues. You had to have a surroget anyway.
That's not great.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's my update, my rogue update.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
And also, I'm like three and a half weeks off
having a baby, which don't countdown now we have every
episode it's three and a half weeks.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, it's insane. I definitely did forget, which is why
I thought you just got lip filler. Back to that though,
what happened to your ulcers in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Really bad ulcers.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
This started by asking if you've got a ulcer in
your mouth?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
And sometimes we've made it too blue LaBier again, but
you do have ulcers in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
That he got it? Okay, got it. We always end
up well, here's me.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I was just going to tell you how I just
put Joden in my hair's dry shampoo.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
But your story is way better, Laura. Did it work? No,
I've done it once before.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I did it at our live shows. I actually told
it at the live show a couple of years ago.
We were about to run out and I was like,
get the little nervous sweats. It was hot, like we're
about to perform in front of five thousand people, and
I grabbed hair spray and smashed it under my arms
for Yodan, not knowing like you know how you just
like I just grabbed it and I was like running
on stage.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And I was like, why am my arm so sticky?
And I realized that had hairsprayed my underarms.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
But no, this morning, just running out the door, I
picked up yodorant and put it all through my hair
because my hair is greasy, and I was like, why
is it not rubbing in? Like? Why is I got
white powder? And I was like, do I have hectic dandreff?
And I was looking at my head and I was like,
is my scalp peeling? And there's this whole process.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I was like, what has just happened?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Was it odorless deodorant?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
How did you not know? I can't smell since COVID.
You could do it dump on my chest and I
probably wouldn't smell it. Don't do that, though, we can cry.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
No, I just my smell is at like thirty percent.
Yeah right, although, oh my god, I haven't told you this.
Am I really about to say this? This is so disgusting?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay? The other day I woke up in the morning.
I woke up.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Everything you're saying right now is a choice.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Remember that. No, it's this has never happened before. She
could make it sound like dumps on chest. The other morning, I.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Woke up and I had my white I sleep in often,
my white Lifeline cut merch jumper.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It is so comfy.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
There's some for sale still if you guys want them,
but I sleep in it every night.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
And so I woke up in the morning, Dalilah and
I had had a slow morning, a little sleeping. We
had a cuddle cuddle in the morning. We love having
our little cuddles.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Delilah as much as she'll cuddle me properly, like where
she lays her head in me. She's also very protective,
so when she's in my bed, she will face the
door and like so she'll sleep with her head at
the bottom of the bed and face the door, and it's.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Definitely a protection thing. And she puts back to me.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
She really backs her ass up into your face, doesn't she, well,
doesn't she ever?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
So I woke up in the morning and now my
smell is bad. But I was like, something stinks and
I was like, what is it? And I was like
and I was like where it was like it smells
like this, like pooing here or something.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
And I was walking around the house and I was like,
have I walked pooming on my shoes? And no matter
where I went, I could smell it. And I was
because I was trying to figure out where it was.
And I was like lifting up every shoe and I
was like, no, there's no pill on that.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And I couldn't work it out.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
And then I went into the bathroom and looked in
the mirror, and I was like, what's on my jumper?
Delilah had backed up in me in the night, so
I was cuddling her butt. I didn't know I was
cuddling her butt, and there was obviously pool on it.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
And a bit of poo of her poo was on
my top.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
And that's why I couldn't figure out where it was,
because no matter where I walked, the poo was on me.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
So like I was trying to walk around my house
and I.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Was like, it was like the size of a pee,
but just enough sitting directly under my nose that I
was just getting direct with And that was my taking
a dump on my chest.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
That so right, so right? I need a haircut. It
was the first times happened. Yeah, she doesn't usually get
it in there. Dogs with long hair often get you know,
little bits. You got to keep it short back inside.
That's got while I took it my test.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I don't know how we've arrived to any of these
destinations so far, but I've got another story for you.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
So we're blowing our load. Should we be spreading these out? No?

Speaker 5 (11:19):
No, no, no, it's been a week guys, like there's
been so much happening. Also, yeah, we speaking.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
The last thing I'm going to say about the pregnancy
thing I promise on this episode not ever. Don't make
promises you can't is We received a message from a
lifar the other day who had gone back and listened
to episodes from like, you know, a year or a
year and a half ago, when I was still talking
about whether I wanted to have a third baby, and
you said, so, this is what was sent to us.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Britt.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
You said that if I had a third baby, you
wanted to be in the delivery suite, and I agreed
to it on the pod.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
That does sound I think we would do.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It does sound like something I would do.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
But I probably said that thinking and you probably agreed
thinking there was no third baby.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
At the time it was. It was Yeah, it was
like a fifty to fifty roll the dice. I was like,
this is never gonna happen. I can agree to this,
like I'll just appease her. But anyway, it was sent
across to us, and now it's good as thinking once again,
should Britt be in the room. I haven't told Matt yet.
We've had a couple of conversations. You and I so
like pretty much when the baby's jew is going over
to see Ben at the same time. So if the
baby does come early, then like it's it's on.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I have life strength, and I've been doing some rain
dances and I've got some like crystals and stuff, and
I've been doing my manifestation that you're going to come
early just so I can come and birth your child.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You want to see my Varica's mates, don't you.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I want to birth it.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I want to I want to bring the child out
like that scene from the Linking and then hold it
up into the air.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Would you cut the umbilical cook because Matt and they
had a really good photo op.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So Matt hates coming.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
If you use there for content, imagine if Britt posts
the photo before you do, if you.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Use my baby as a prop as a social media
and pray, can I come on? You've got You've got
heaps going for You've got three babies.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
You don't need. I don't have a lock in me
a prop. I've got a dog that shits on me.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
I was like, she doesn't land the same, all right,
but it doesn't like cutting me ubilical cord. It wigs
him out. He hates it.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I do it.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
He really hates it. I think I've mentioned it before,
but yeah, that would be your job. If not, I
would do that. It's like cutting calor Murray.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh, it's just like me.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
You know, when you open a store and you've got
the scissors and you're looking at the camera with your
umbilical cord like like waiting.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
She puts a bowl on it. Laura out and I'm like,
did you get it? She has those decorative scissors, the
massive if you if you guys haven't watched this on YouTube,
come and watch it on YouTube. There's a lot of
actions happening right now.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Okay, all right, Look that wasn't the story I was
going to tell.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
The story was going to tell is so the other morning,
right like we're still dealing with the kids getting into
our bed at the moment. We'll have a couple of
good nights and we'll have a couple of bad nights,
and the other night was a bad night. So we
like woke up in the morning and it kind of
like we do this like alternating sleep pattern in our.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Bed where like Lolla's on the left, then it's me.
Then it's Matt and it's Marley.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
We kind of sleep like this, don't the.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Kids for security reasons need to be like on the inside,
like you've plopped one on the outside, roll them off.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Because Lola always comes to my side and I just
kind of grab her. Molly always goes around and gets
into Matt's side, and like that's it, you know, Like
and so we woke up anyway, kids are all in
the bed. Kids are all in the bed. Molly gets up,
I get up, Lola gets up. Matt's still in the
bed and he's like he's slowly waking up. And he
looks over to my side where Lola is and he's like, babe,

(14:32):
why the fuck is your vibrator.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
In the bed? What? And I was like, I don't know.
I was like, and Lola goes, I had it.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I was cuddling it was like what she.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Came security blanket.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
She walks. She came into the bedroom in the nighttime,
open the side cabinets, like we have like a cupboard,
open the side cabinet in the dark, picked it up,
brought it to bed and had been cuddling it in her.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Sleep, like why how big is this?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
It's just a tiny bush one like why, I don't know, Sorry, Laura.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Just in case you haven't seen this, Laura as a
tiny bush one held a hand up about a meter apart,
just like I feel like my pregnancy.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Helo. It's just like a tiny little one. I was like,
that's what I need to film me now.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Okay, For anyone who's concerned by this, Firstly, it was clean.
It's you know, obviously washed after every use. I just
don't know one why she knew it was there, And
two I don't know why she found it, fished it
out in the middle of the nighttime, brought it to
bed and cuddling it.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
You know how they say with puppies, how you meant
to get a clock and put it in a blanket
and it reminds them of their names. Y.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
No, she absolutely had not turned it on.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Do you also not remember the time when she came
downstairs wearing Matt's cockring as a bracelet, Like, I.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Just think she's it's one of my favorite stories, a
sex plussive house.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
They have to be stories at her twenty. First, She's
gonna die.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
I almost died, And then I had to explain to
Mat because Matt was just confused. He was like, why
is it in the bed? I was like, I swear
I didn't use it. He's like, how did she find it?
I'm like I don't know, Like why are you interrogating me?
Believe me, I think maybe the sex face needs to
go on a shelf she can't reach. I'm going to
put it in my underwear drawer. Now I hear that
that's where some people keep them. So I just thought
betside cabinet was handy.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
So do you explain to her what it is?

Speaker 5 (16:15):
No? No, everyone made quite a scene. So like the
problem was. I was like, oh my god. Matt was
like what, Like why is it in the bed?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
So then obviously Marley, who's still in the room, she
was like what is it? And I was like nothing,
and she's like, just tell me, and so then she's
then interrogating me. I'm being interrogated for Matt. Molly's like,
why won't you tell me? And I was like, it's
a back massage. And then I put it up in
like the glass vanity cabinets above the sink, and we
never spoke about it again. Matt and I have not
discussed it. We've just pretended that that didn't happen, and

(16:42):
we've just gone on with our merry life.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Here we are.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That was quick thinking.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think back massager is probably the safest similar thing. Yeah,
you know, they'll come across back massages, and I don't
think it'll I think it's the problem is with kids
is that if you make a big deal about something,
then the curiosity gets the better of them.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
They want to know.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Can we just be like, oh, what's that in the
bed and put it away?

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Speaking of kids, we have had a lot of updates,
but somebody else in this room has a new addition
to their family.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I do have a new addition.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
A couple of weeks ago, it must be about three
weeks ago now, I was sent an Instagram post from
my boyfriend of Maggie's rescue, and it was the most beautiful,
divine little thing, these pictures of her and her story,
And as soon as I looked at it, I'm not
really one peron. I haven't historically been the type of

(17:32):
person who's been like, oh, trust your intuition, you know,
because frankly, it's been wrong a lot of time.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yes, why we don't don't trust it?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
But there was just something about seeing her that I
just had this gut feeling that I was like, I
think that's supposed to be our girl, Like I think
that that's supposed to be our dog. And since we
bought the house a couple of months ago, I mean,
a lot of people said to us in the lead
up to that, you know, we were looking for a
long time, probably about six months. We were actively going
to inspections and it was taking up all of your

(17:59):
Saturday morning and that kind of thing, and a lot
of people were like, don't let it be an emotional decision,
and I was like, but getting a house for me
is an emotional decision because I've had landlords a couple
back to back that were particularly streaked with dogs, and
they wouldn't let me have dogs at the house, and
we had to have really special conditions to have Delilah.
So buying a house, a big part of that for

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me was that I would be able to have a
dog of our own, or I would even at least
be able to have Delilah and not have to worry about,
you know, having someone breathe down my neck.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
So that's been kind of the plan.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
We've been speaking about it for a little while, and
so he sent me this post and I just fell
in love with her and her backstory is it's really
quite heartbreaking. There's quite a few gaps in what we
know about her, but essentially she was found on the
side of the road. She had a broken leg in
at least two places, and there were complete.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Breaks, so like there were big breaks.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Her tummy was apparently filled with blood, and she had
a lot of like cuts and grazes and scrapes and
that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hit by a car do they think then?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
So, I mean there's a couple different theories that you know,
I spoke about with Maggie's and they said that one
option is that she was adopted from a breeder. Something happened,
whether she was hit by a car or you know,
she just hurt herself really badly and people couldn't afford
her care.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That's an option. Yeah, so cool, drop her at RSPCA.
They're not on the side of the road. It's a
special place in hell.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
But that's why I'm like, you know, she's a pure
bred dog, so I think realistically it's probably a case
that she's gotten out or she's gotten hit by a
car or something.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You know, rather than someone just like dumping her.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Because even you'd like me think that, Yeah, I mean,
we worked with rescues quite a bit, and the reality
is a lot of people dump their animals like it happens,
so it's it is horrifically awful. But the amount of
people who were like, I'm moving overseas. I can't handle
their personality anymore, you know, I can't handle the whatever traits.
But they do usually dump them at a shelter. They
don't usually just leave them on the side of the road,

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especially not a beautiful puppy.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Look, I would hope.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
So, and they said that it's possible that she was,
you know, born from a breeder and she escaped and
like they didn't know or they didn't go looking for her,
but she was surrendered to like a pound of some type.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
She wasn't claimed.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
She went into care with Maggie's and they had to
crowdfund her surgery because it was like an extensive surgery anyway,
So she was in recovery and she was being nursed
by some beautiful cares for a couple of weeks before
you know, they posted her profile that she was up
for adoption, and I was a bit like a dog
with a bone with this because there was just something

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about I saw her, and I was like, I just
have this feeling that you're supposed to be ours.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
And so I did some like.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Instagram stalking, right, and I ended up realizing that Laura
was following the rescue organization that she was being held with,
and so I get on the phone to Laura and
I was like, hey, I need to know, like, how
do you know these people?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I needed to message them for me.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
It turns out that's exactly where you got Buster from.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yeah, so Maggie's Rescue is where Buster came from ten
years ago now. And Vanessa, who was our video editor,
she was a foster for Maggie's. So we were like
all in this little Maggie's family, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
And I'm so grateful that you did message them because
they did end up getting back to me. And apparently
there was a vet that had applied for her who
lived on the Central Coast, who had land and already
had an Aussie shepherd, And I was like.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
How the fuck are we gonna beat that?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You're like, well, let's be real, probably better suit at
the met.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
For some reason, the vet ended up pulling out, So
I think we were second, you know, we were with
the silver medal at that point.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
We adopted her. She has just been the most beautiful
little thing.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
But it was important that Delilah got along with her,
you know, And and so that's all happened.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
They're besties now.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
It's so cute, but.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
They are little besties, which was important, and like, yeah,
there was a part of me that was like, oh
my god, Dahlilah's been replaced, but she's not been.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Replaced because Oililah has been acting like that Delilah.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Delilah is pretty specific with who she lets in her
friend group, so I was worried, yeah, girl, that the
pubby wouldn't be in the inner circle.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
But they are best here, so it's.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Really really Yeah, it's been really cute seeing Dhlilah kind
of assumed the big sister role. And another thing that
I kind of felt, I felt a little bit strange
about is that a lot of the comments that came
through on the post of Bonnie were like, oh, oh,
you're such a good person for rescuing her, like you know, hero, hero,
and I felt a bit uncomfortable about that.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because a part of me felt as though I was
like a fake.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Rescue hero because she is an Aussie Shepherd, you know,
like that's such a beauty, pure bread. You know, it's
not like I went and adopted the dog that had
been in the pound for three hundred days. You know,
I don't think I deserve that kind of commentary. And
I was actually speaking about it to Vanessa, a video
editor's partner. Jess and they have, you know, rescue dogs
as well. She said, I think a much better way

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for you to think about it is that a lot
of people think that if they want a specific type
of dog, they can't rescue because you know, that type
of dog never pops up in rescue, so it's only
the type of dog that they want you can only
get through breeding and that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
She's like, it's not true. You might have to be
more patient, and.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
You might have to like volunteer to foster a couple
of dogs so that you go to the top of
the pile.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
But you can get all different kinds of breeds from rescue.
And you know, she said that.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
That story about Bonnie being an Aussie shepherd, or at
least thinks she's a Nautty Shepherd is a really good
reminder that you can.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Get different types of dogs through rescue.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
So it's actually I mean we've now got Buster through Maggies,
and also Raspberry came through a rescue as well. It
is staggering how many animals are put up for rescue
every single year, how many animals are dumped at different organizations.
Maggie is a really great one because they do everything
they can to rehabilitate and also rehome. I mean, you
guys know, Buster's got three legs. It was the same thing.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
One you got lift filed what you can feel it,
and Buster has three.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Legs, but when he arrived at Maggie's, they had to
fund for his surgery and they've got great bets that
work alongside it. But there are so many people buy
animals as gifts and they think that they're going to
fit their lifestyle without having any idea what goes into it,
and then they're the types of animals that end up
at the pound. So many of them are pure breads.
There's mixed breeds, there's just everything. And also puppies, lots

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of puppies. Actually, I never want a puppy. I want
like a one year old dog. I want to know
that I feel about kids.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I want to give me the kid at three.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I want to know their temperament.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I loved getting Buster at one because it meant that,
like I didn't have to go through like the teething aid,
eating my shoes and my underwear and my.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Dalilah ate five hundred dollars cash out of my bag.
I didn't know that story. Remember she ate I.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Bought one designer handbag my whole life, and then she
ate it within a week and she ate the money
out of it.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
It was a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
And also like eight a pair of sunglasses.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
She's rich, she said, she has such expensive taste.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
My friend came over and she died. I was like, sorry,
I'll bl no.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
But the question I get about Dedlilah all the time
is because Delilah is so beautiful, like she's just so
aesthetically pleasing. Anyway I get all the time people ask
me what breeder she's from. I've said it in the past,
I'll say it again. She's not from a breeder. Her
mother is albino, which is a product of inbreeding, so
you cannot breed two Australian shepherds.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
That are merle. Otherwise it's the verge of inbread, so
is belial.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, for anyone who's into this kind of thing. And
twenty five percent of the offspring if you do breed
two merles.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
And blind and deaf, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's horrible.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
What a horror, not allowed in breeding.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, so why does it?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
How does it happen? It happens when? So this is
a good example.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
So Keisha's dog, we are pretty sure it's an Australian shepherd,
but it's called a tricolor. So it's the colors that
they are. So it's brown's and stuff like that. Delilah,
how she's like gray, that's called a Merle. Delilah's mum
is all white with pink eyes, pink nose. She's she's
an albino dog. My understanding is this is not a breeder.
So we had some family friends contact us and say, hey,

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there's a farm dog that had puppies and it looks
like they just got pregnant without breeding, So it's like
on a farm. Yeah, so's there's no breeder that is
illegally breeding. Like I was never going to go and
line up at a breeder, especially not one that is
illegally breeding.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
But that is the story of Delilah, because I get
messages all the time about like what breedd did you
get her from? Because people want one.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Delilah was just like a one off. Like I just
feel like I got really lucky with that opportunity as well.
But I'm so glad that they're best is and you're in.
You're in for a couple of sleepless nights for the
first couple of months.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, it's been in an adjustment, but it's actually been
There's been a couple of times that you've gone up
to the Gold Coast. And the one really good thing
about having the two of them is that Delilah's like
teaching her to toilet train. It's so much easier having
an old dog because they just show them what to do.
So that has been a real blessing.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
That's what I'm hoping we'll happen with this kid.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I don't Marley Lola sort it out well. Now we've
got all the fun out of the way. I do
have some little updates for you.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
More serious.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, it's more serious, but also like I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Remember a few years ago, you guys have you've been
here with me for a while or you just follow
me on Instagram, you'll remember that I did that pre
skin cancer treatment.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
So I had something called solo carotosis, which they say
is pre skin cancer.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
In inverted commas, it means it's okay for now, but
if you leave it, it will turn into or is
highly likely to turn into a skin cancer.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
And so I had one.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
On my nose, one on my lip, and two on
my forehead. And that was about two years ago, and
I had to do like a topical chemotherapy treatment. You
put this cream on that is so cytotoxic you can't
it can't touch anything. You have to wear gloves and
basically whatever this cream touches, it kills.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
If you're watching us on YouTube, we'll pop in some
photos from oh yeah I did this last time because
it was pretty Yeah. It was like, I think of
the most hectic chemical peel you can have.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
And put it And so what it does is like
you put it all over your face and over a
week to ten days, it progressively gets worse, and by
getting worse, it basically kills most things that touches. But
it's the idea is if there's a nasty under the skin.
It picks up on that. So those things that it

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picks up on turning too, like huge face, red, angry scabs,
big blisters. So I actually had a few extra ones
that I wasn't expecting pop up at that time, and
for like two weeks, it's awful. I remember, do you
remember we came in and did radio podcasting and stuff,
and it was like someone had super glued my face.
I couldn't laugh or smile because when you smile, your

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skin stretches, and it was so I remember having to
try and hold my lips together to laugh, like without
pulling my lips apart because it was hurting so much.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Anyway, So that was a couple of years ago. I
have to do it again starting basically today tomorrow. Is
that because you had a scan that showed something a bit?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, well I went back and did my check up,
which you know, if anything this is your reminded you
to go get checked up. I left my check up
longer than I should have, like when you have known
things just supposed to go back more frequently. And I
just got my face looks fine, so like even now,
my face is fine when I look at it. There's
nothing on it that jumps out, which is the scary thing.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
And also, since you did that, I know how much
you are. You always wear a hat, You always wear.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Sunscreen every day.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I have multiple layers of sun cream on in my makeup,
in my foundation, and my moisturizers, proper sun cream hats
spray sun cream over the top, like I wear so
much suncream and protection.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Anyway, I did finally.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Go back to this check up and there were these
things again. So basically two of them were the same
ones that look like they're coming back, and there is
like another new one. And she said, look, we're going
to do it again. It's going to be the same
as last time, but more intense. So it's like instead
of it developing over a week to ten days and
putting cream on every day, it's just like a one

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hit wonder. So you go in and you put your
cream on in this clinic with a doctor and you're
on pain meds and things like that. They put you
under a light and the light bakes it in over
like a three hour period. You stay at the clinic
and you can take a book or whatever, but you
just have to sit there and let it do its thing,
and then that's it. My understanding is you don't put
anything else on for the next week or so, and

(29:56):
it just I guess it kills the nastiest faster. It's
not supp used to be any less painful. The treatment
ends up the same, it's just a different way of
applying it. But yeah, so over the next week, I
don't know how long it's gonna last, but my face.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Will be that really big, red, savage scab.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Again, this is your pre warning, especially if you watch
on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Do you want us to get you that Kim Kardashian
face girdle? They can need to wear a bag over
my hand.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
You can wear Lola's book Quick Costion the Batman mask
if you want.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
That would be sick well, can you bring it in
the problem? I mean not the problem.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
And the point of this is, and I guess, like
the take home message is about advocating for your own
skin health right and going and getting your checks and
lots of stuff, and like we all know, there's like
a million different checks that you're supposed to have done.
But in this room, like Nas, she's had things burnt
off a couple of years ago. You ness had something
a similar treatment from her nose.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I've got scars all over my body because I grew
up at the beach and then moved to the Gold Coast, like,
I've had a lot cut out.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Yeah, and Keisha, I think from memory yours is called
basil skin carcinomas.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is it? So it's a specie.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
I can't remember because it was quite a while ago.
I've got one nasty star because I keyloid scarred. But
I've had quite a few cut out that they were
suspicious of and they were like, look, we can either
biopsy or we can just take it out. Like either way,
you're going to have a scar. So like let's but
also I got a treatment a couple of years ago.
There's this new thing you can do as well where
they laser the moles off. So if you've got something

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that is a little bit you know, you're not sure
I could turn into it. There's no stitches, they just
laser it off. It's not the cheapest, but it's amazing technology.
And I had that on my face because I had
a few on my face.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
That's important to note that that is only for very
specific things.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
That is like, there are so many different kinds.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Of SCC BCC's solo caratosis, skin cancers, melanoimas. They're all
very different, so like one treatment doesn't fit like all
h you know, imperfections or nasty space.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah, and I think the thing is look and I'm
not saying this as in preaching, like I am late.
I'm very late on having my skin check. I'm probably
like a year over due, to be.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Honest, you need to go to my doctor.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
And also I've kind of not really know what to
do because a lot of people when you're pregnant, your
skin changes, so like skin tags get changing color, your
moles changing color. I've got like all my malasmas come back.
I've got spots that weren't there six months ago. So
part of me is like, well, is there any point
going now, because yeah, there is. I don't know if
there's any point going now because like my skin's changed

(32:18):
so much in the last six months and it's going
to change back once I've had the baby. But the
thing is is I went probably two years ago now
to a place in Bonne Junction, and I kind of
walked away from it feeling as though I did the
mole mapping and lots of stuff like it was thorough
in some ways, but I kind of felt as though
it was only looking for traditional melanoma changes like you,

(32:38):
and that's kind of what we've been brought up to
look out for, right, Okay, if it's really dark, if
it's got in a regular border, they're the sort of
skin cancers that we've kind of been conditioned around. Whereas
like what you've spoken about Britain in the past and
Keisha your experience with it, it's like these are very
different terms of coloring. Like sometimes it's the same color
as your normal skin, it's just a patch that's flakier

(32:59):
or more veins to the surface. There's a lot of
different types of skin cancers that I don't think we
have been made aware of how they present themselves because
we're looking for melanoma.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
What is interesting is and this is I'm not saying
this to scare people, but I'm saying it so you
understand that a people can get things.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wrong, like you know your body better.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
But before I did it two years ago, I went
to a place up in Bondai as well. I didn't
have a recommendation. I just googled, like, hey, I need
to get a skin check. Let me see this one said, yep,
does the skin cancer checks. I went and the first
thing he said to me and my sister had a
similar experience, was how old are you? When I told
him I must be like thirty four or five or whatever,

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he was like, why are you here?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And I was like sorry, it's like why a you're here?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
And I said, oh, because I am Australian and I
grew up in the sun and I want to get
a skin check.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
And he's like, you're too young.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Basically he checked me, but he was he was off
the fact, not off it, but he did.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
He left me feeling a bit like, oh am I
silly for coming. Anyway, He did the check, but it
was like quote unquote fine. I left fine, and it
just didn't sit right with me. And that's when I
found my now doctor, who is brilliant, doctor Sarah McDonald,
who I coincidentally went to primary school with, but that's
another story.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
And I went to her and that is where that's
where it started.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
She found these things and she's like yeah, because she's
so thorough and she was like, yeah, this is not
you need to do something about this. If I hadn't gone,
And then questioned what my.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
First doctor had said.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I don't know if what it was would have
developed into something. But what I will say is, if
you don't follow me on socials and you want to
watch what happens, I'm gonna post all about it. But
I've already taken some videos today that I'm going to
put up zero makeup up close, and I'm going to
show you what it actually looks like, because when you
look at my face, you will not see it.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
And that is the scary thing.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It is the they are like the tiniest discoloration. They
can be like the tiniest little bit of dry skin.
Most people would not even think twice about it. Even
looking at myself, I was like, I can barely see
what she's talking about. But if you're interested, I'm going
to post all about it and keep you updated. But yeah,
that's what I'm doing for the next week or so,
and I don't know what's going to look like this time.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I think a really important statistic, which like when you
hear it it is really fucking harrowing, is that two
in three Australians will end up being diagnosed with skin cancer.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Two in three.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
It is the most common cancer by far that there
is in Australia, and like we've been brought up in
such harsh conditions.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
We were the generation that we oiled ourselves up. We
still skip the sunscreen generation.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I know they tried, they did the slipstop slap, but
we were also the coconut oil people, like and it
kind of like straddled the longside ss in it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, like that's what we were.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I was still a sun cream baby, like my mum
was really good with that. But we were also the
generation that it was like, as long as you put
your tanning oil on but it had like an SPF
for four or six, you were like, it still has something,
but it's browning me.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
It was like that's not true.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
No, it's totally not And also like I think it's
been a really good reminder for me. Like I said,
I don't want this to come across as preachy to anyone,
because I am that person. Like I've not been in
so long. I keep thinking, oh, I've got to make appointment,
I've got to go do this. But also I've not
had my haircut in a fucking year either, Like that
cant but like these are the things the self maintenance
stuff doesn't always happen when you have so much on
your plate. I think if you firstly book your appointments,

(36:12):
go and have your checkups, it's always nice to be
reminded of that stuff. But also if you had like
a persistent patch that's just not quite the right color,
something changed the borders or the margins on something, maybe
a dryer or lighter in color. And like I said,
we've been conditioned to think that anything that's dark as
a problem, but anything else, oh, like maybe I've just
got dermatitis or whatever, but like it could actually be

(36:33):
one of these things, and figuring it out and sorting
it out now just means that when you're seventy, you're
not going to have all that shit cut off your
face like we've watched our parents do.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I also think there's one other factor, and like it's
something that very much played on my mind. More so
like in the last couple of years, the cost of
living is crazy, and so there has been a part
of me that's been like, do I want to spend
this money on an appointment when it could come back
with everything's fine, And then I've kind of thrown that
money down the drain and it used to be my mentality.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
It used to be like, well, I don't have.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Anything that looks suspicious, so why would I spend money?
And like it's they can be expensive if you go
see a specialist, Like I went to see my dermatologist
at one point, and it was a pretty expensive appointment,
and I had already had a dermatologist, you know, So
if you need to get a referral and all those
kinds of things, costs can be a big factor in
why people.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Don't go and do it.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
But I also have tried to shift my own mentality
and be like, it's not wasted money. You're getting reassurance,
and if it was something sinister, it will end up costing.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
You a lot more in the long run to fix it.
So prevention is the best way to keep costs down.
And I need that more than I need like a
new perigens, you know.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
And you know, the last thing I'll say is, last
time I did this, there were quite a few messages,
which is scary, but I'm glad I got quite a
few messages from people personally that said because I showed
it and spoke about it, they went and got their
skin checked and they had like grade two threes and
fours melanomens that they wouldn't have known about. Like there
were literally people that wrote to me and said, I

(38:04):
only know I have a melanoma because I decided to
go and get a skin check, Like there is still
something they didn't even see on their body.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
But that's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
I want to scare people, but it's like, just get checked,
just like, it's not the end of the world, and
you're either gonna be safe and feel relaxed or you're
gonna find something nasty.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
If it's there.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
But yeah, and like we said, we're gonna be talking
about it over the next couple of weeks because Britt,
your face is it's gonna say it all.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Let's see. Okay, it is time for accidently unfiltered strap
on in Laura, I'm strapped on.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I feel like this is something that we would do.
A few years back, my husband and I went to
our friend's house for tea, games.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Night and a few drinks. Cute quo wholesome.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
We both had young kids the same age who played
really well together. As the night went on, the kids
fell asleep and the drinks kept going. Then one thing
led to another and my friend brought out her.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Sex wing for some reason. She wanted to show us
how to set it up.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, that's a normal progression of the night, Saturday night game,
drinks sex week, playing Uno and then.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
But also, how many people have a sex wing?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Is this common?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I don't reckon it's common, but I mean people obviously
have this.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Pops up in Laura's bed. One of the girls is like,
where did I got this from? Dunstairs? Can you hang
this in the tree outside? Can you push me? I
don't take when you support animal out there?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Stop. Okay, okay, she says looking back.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I'll never actually understand why I did what I did,
but I thought it would.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Be great to try it. So with a lot of
effort to drag my huge ass up the door, with
the help of my husband and my friend's husband both
lifting me up there, I was strapped in.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I was hanging from the closed door, legs spread wide apart,
hanging swinging in their swing.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
We were all laughing so hard that I couldn't help
but let out the biggest fart ever.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Oh yeah, right in the faces of my husband and
my best friend's husband.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Legs wide open. I was humiliated. I'm sorry, can you
need to get that visual?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
She's like spread eagle swinging and as she swings into
her husband's and best friend's face, she farts.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I cannot do. There's a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
About that story. I wish I had friends that were
that wild.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
When I come to my house. That's not happening. Actually,
do Eila was shit on your chest. If you come
to my hospital more do you want? She's a tough crowd.
We am.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
We have a friend who was talking about We have
a friend who was talking about how they had friends
over and they just let them borrow their vibratory.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Like they their friends came over for a dinner, well
beep it out. It was, yeah, do we keep that out?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
So they had their friends come over for dinner and
they were telling their friends about how they bought this
really awesome new vibrator and their friends are like, oh,
we've been thinking about buying that, and they were like,
just use it. And so then they went to the
bedroom and used it like a still at dinner.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Then like they stopped out on dinner so their friends
could go and try the vibrator, and then they came
back and just carried on with dinner playing, and that
was like normal story they were telling. She was telling
us this is though. This was just a totally standard
run of the middle dinner at her house. And I
was like, fuck, I am the most vanilla person that
has ever existed.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Is that I'm grateful. I don't want to be coming
over to you.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
I have one you can borrows my side cabinet. No,
it got worse than that.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Not only did they just want to try it out
and then do it at the dinner, like over the
second course.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
We were like, is that not weird that they used it?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
And she's like, oh no, we wrapped it in glad
rap first, so then then we were like, but then
you're not even getting the real feeling because you've wrapped
it in glass.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
There's a whole thing is so odd. It's so odd.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Would you rather far in a sex swing in front
of your husband and your best friend or use my
vibrator wrapped in God wrap while we're at dinner while
we're having tiriumsoo.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
I would find it really hard to come if I
was like, hey, guys, I'll be back in ten minutes.
The pressure of knowing that your all just waiting for me,
to give an up day.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Glass at the door. That's the thing I find the weirdest.
They came back and played a guys, it's.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Sucking sweet time. Okay, I'm gonna kick it off.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
My suck for the week is that Ellie's so my
beautiful mother in law. She went in on Monday to
have reconstructive shoulder surgery, which is like apparently this shoulder
surgery is just so yeah, and she's you know, I mean,
she looks not a day over fifty, but she's seventy four,
and so it is pretty taxing on her.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And she came home on Monday.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
As she walked in the door, Matt was literally walking
out the door to go on a ski trip. So
poor Ellie's been like incapacitated, and then Matt's been away.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
So last week was a lot.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
It was a lot.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
But yeah, she's she's just having a hard time and
she can't shower on her own.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
She can't do anything. And I think she's just tell
me Matt showering it. She just feels I'm miserable.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I know he puts his head on a lap to
get head scratches, but they're really close.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
There's a line that sister came over yesterday and helped
him the shower and stuff. But yeah, it's just like
I hate that she's Yeah, just in a room being
sad and six weeks in a sling. You cannot take
it off for six weeks.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's a long recovery shoulder surgery.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, it's wild. So that's my sack and then my
sweet is.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
I've had some really good Tony May goal kicking moments recently.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We've just tried to get everything.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Done before this baby is born.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Like the nothing puts a time pressure on getting work finished.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Date a literal due date. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
So we had two really big campaign shoots over the
last couple of weeks and we have a new collection
coming out, which we finished the shoot for on Thursday,
and I'm really proud of it.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I really started. I can't wait. I can't wait for
some free stuff. If you could bring something, I'd loved it,
also review it. It's really nice.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
We can do a live review.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, I want some more Bengals and bracelets.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Can again like vibes and unsubscribed.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Can I say to you?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
The other day, I was like, I love Laura's because
I just I did to I sit and look at
you all right, I did to Yeah, sorry, and I
both said, we love Laura Stark.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
I'll bring you some.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I look at you all day and I look at
these glistening bracelets all day.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
And I decided the other day that I wanted some,
and I was like, how do I ask her? I know,
I'll just ask her.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I'll do it on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I'll do it where she can't say no, no. That's
really cool.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I also Life Cut twenty for first time first time customers.
We do have a code for Tony Life on Cut twenty.
I think it has a capital L.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I think so too, Life on Cut twenty with Ken If.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I try it with a little L. Yeah, it is
figuring out.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It's only two versions. It's Life on Cut twenty.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
You guys can use it. It might be some kind
of brit twenty. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do I get one hundred one hundred?

Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, no, that's rue.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
It's been good.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
It's like it's definitely been like a real pressure cooker
period of trying to get things finished in time. I
feel like we're in a really good space with work
and it makes me really excited.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
That's really cute.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Okay, my suck this week. I went boy with the details.
But did I rip a rusty nail out on my foot?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yes? Yes I did. It got embedded quite deep.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
It was so so disgusting.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
It was a whole thing, and I did have to
operate on myself basically, so I do want to brag,
but basically surgeon.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Okay, So my sweet is.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I would have to say I did speak about it earlier,
but it was my niece Maya's first birthday, so that
is still my sweet. I got to spend the weekend
with like my mum and dad and little Maya for
her first birthday, and.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
It was just really special.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
It's just special to see it and it's cute, like
I love her like she's my own.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
And yeah, it was just a really nice little celebration.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
So that's my sweet Maya's birthday.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
It is like the survival of the first year of parenting,
when you have your first birthday or when your child
has their first birthday.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
She ate, Oh my god, I've got the funnest photos.
Not only did she eat a full sugar cake. Yes,
I'm gonna say full sugar because people told me we
should have.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Given her a watermelon cake. Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
But also I have this photo she just ate like
a full piece of pizza, Like, this is the tiniest
little kid you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
This kid can put food away.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Let a girl live I did.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
I was like, go, girl, I should take that extra chili,
pepper and pizza from you, But I'm not gonna because
I'm a good auntie.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Well, guys, that is it from us. And this Friday,
we have a great episode coming out. We interviewed the
what do we call her, TikTok mom, TikTok mom of
the entire Australia entrepreneur, businesswoman, Indy Clinton. So guys know
that we spoke about the whole sixty four page document
that she had where she hired private investigators to come
out and to find her online trolls. But then also

(45:55):
she spoke about having her plastic surgery and not turning
out the way in which she desired it to be.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
And I think even not just not turning out for
the desire, the desired effect, but also the repercussions of
being in the public eye totally having something not turned
out how you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, and you know, like plastic surgery.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I think like we've spoken about it before on this podcast,
where we talked about how you only ever see the
positive outcomes, You only ever see people who have gotten
hotter because they've done it. And Indye not only does
she talk about like the social commentary around her nose,
but that she deeply herself was not happy with it
once she you know, realized that this was the nose
that she was going to be left with.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Then we were also talked about business.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
We talked about her sharing her kids online and where
she draws the line for what makes content and what doesn't.
It was such a great chat and she was very
open and very giving in this and that's coming out Friday,
so make sure you listen to that one as well.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Yeah, also make sure you watch it on YouTube as well,
because these interviews are so different when you watch them.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
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all our episodes.

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