Can Hollywood Stop Selling Us Showmances?

Hey Lifers!

Britt would like to thank all of the blocked … duct girlies who reached out in solidarity. She’s also realised that ride share drivers can now upload profiles about themselves where they may or may not tell you that they’re saving all of the animals. The halo effect is back!

Laura’s 2 weeks away from giving birth and Britt is still really trying to claim her place as the stretch and sweeper/birth partner. Lola has been testing the boundaries and made a very expensive mistake in Laura’s house!

Britt’s fringe is back much to Ben’s disliking. She’s convinced that women like fringes but men don’t. We’ll take it to a poll!

Can Hollywood Stop Selling Us Showmances?

Everyone has been speaking about the ‘are they or aren’t they’ Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson relationship after co-starring in The Naked Gun and whether it’s a real romance or a showmance. We know that chemistry off-screen helps sell chemistry on-screen but are we exhausted from these ‘fauxmances’ being almost a check box of a publicity tour? We also ask if publicists create love stories because we demand them and whether we are more or less into the movie if the actors appear to be in a relationship?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on Cameragle Land.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life.
I'm cut, I'm Laura, Brittany, and Brittany has some updates.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Actually we both have some updates.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, I just think shout out to the life is
this week because I feel like you've come through with
the goods. Quite often we get people say you've made
me feel less alone by talking about something.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well does here doing God's work?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, just trying to make an inclusive platform for people
to feel seen and validated. Blue Labis and all credit
where credits you?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
You guys made me feel less alone. I spoke.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I mean, we didn't have to refresh it. I am
making a choice now. But we spoke last week about
my blocked conduct.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Why don't we actually do let's just insert that here.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, I don't need to actually put the chime in
or do you want.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Kind of thought sound effects?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was many many moons ago I talked about having
this block conduct.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
You guys hadn't heard about it. We laughed, We laughed,
we laughed.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
So wait are we putting it in? I don't note?
Someone tell me continue?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, Well, no, because the description of the story in
last week's episode was so great.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You were like, I just had this one sided fat laby.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
If you haven't listened to the episode, go back and
listen to last week's because it was a laugh and
a half. It was Britt trying to relate to my
inflamed LaBier and vagina through pregnancy, and it was like, me.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Too, Yeah, because I didn't know that a blocked com
duck was a thing, and I've got to stop calling
it that it has a name. And the reason I
want to say thank you is because I had a
lot of you, actually I shouldn't say a lot some
of you in my DM saying you had also experienced
a blocked com duck. Let's call it a BCD somewhody
even didn't even want to privately DM me, like just
openly called a spada spade on my like Instagram in

(01:48):
the comments, just was like, hey, I had.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
A BCD as well.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Gave me the name of it, like reminded me of
the name about it, and I went and looked it
up because I was like, oh, let's take a walk
down memory lay.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay. Colloquially, it's got a few names.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It is called the Bartholens cyst, but a lot of
people refer to it. My doctor did as a butholomy's blockage.
So they're different because you can get different cysts and
different blockages, they're different things. Mine was caused, it says,
the cyst forms when fluid backs up due to the
opening of the glands duck becoming obstructed, often by infectional injury,
leading to fluid accumulation. And mine was injury. It was

(02:23):
it was overused. It was like too much pound down.
You know, it's back in the days where it's Poundtown.
We've all been there, you know, those days mid twenties
where people think that that is how you.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Know, you know it's so long. I guess I do
remember them, but you remember Poundtown.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Jack Hammering as well, referred to Yeah, no one enjoys it.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's from jack hammering.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So if your partner wants to jack your partner is
jack hammering, send him this episode about a BCD.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
But you just like you have to, and it just
all came back to me.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I had to bathe it and like massage it, so
you have to bathe in hot water.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And like that's why are we referring to it like
it's a child or something like, it's like an external
part of you.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And to take care of it, I had to put
it to bed at nighttime. I tucked it in with
a little flannel.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Do you have to give a little wash at No,
tuck it in, little massage, a little.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Bit of cream. Okay, I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
When you shared that story, there was a moment of
me where I was like, you really don't have to
do this, And then even when I listened to it.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Back, I was like, wow, Okay, I'm not ashamed. Great,
and if I can.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
People need to know the repercussions of jackhammering, that's true,
and men might need to know because people don't realize
the effect it can have on a wolf's body.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I did not was a thing until I got elephant
titus of a labia. Anyway, how's you telling you should
be a shamed?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I know, I know, And like, like you said the update,
I've got my own whimsical piano music.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Let's take it's whimsical back to Pinky and the Stinky.
Don't you tell me that I should be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
He's just like, I don't have time to go back
and find all these edits from past episodes. No, Look,
the reason why we're talking about this is because so
many like honestly, so many of you message off the
back of last week's episode.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
We were joking the whole blue LaBier thing.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It came off comedian Katherine Ryan being on Jamie Lang's podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You guys would have seen it.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I don't want to like rehash it again, but the
thing that I am so I think grateful for. But
also it was startling to me how many of you
slid into my DMS and in very great and graphic
detail described your labyers.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
To me, it was like reading a novel. It was
like chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It felt slightly medical but also really personal and intimate.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I don't know if you think I'm a GP or.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
We wish you all the time.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really, I was into it, and then I realized it
was getting a bit weird once I'd read about like
the fiftieth.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Person's lavier in my home. Did you get any pictures?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
No, no one sent me photos. If you want to,
if you want to send me a lavier photo, slide
on into the DMS.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I think you're gonna regret.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I will talk about it on the podcast. I wonder
if Instagram will block that block it? Would they?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't know. Probably I don't block dick pics? Do
you on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Not my DM, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Do you still receive depicts in your Instagram?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm pretty desirable. No, I actually don't get many.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I get one in a blue moon, and you can
tell that they're just like sick o troll people. One
person wrote to me. I sent this to Ben actually
a couple of days ago. One person wrote publicly commented
because Ben was like, what the hell? Talking about how
I was a loser. They were like, you're a loser
and I'm going to have so much loser sex with
you in my dream or something, And I was like what.
I was like, if I'm a loser, why do you
want to have sex with it? This was a comment

(05:31):
on my page.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's a great, that's a great king sex.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
You fucking lose, I'm going to fuck you.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I was like, what, I really fuck people that they
deemed me losers. That's terrible. Anyway, Look moving along.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I discovered something on Uber Now I want to take
you back to remember a couple of weeks ago. I
was talking about how I had that really scary, like
Uber situation where he was like, I'm going to take
you home to my wife, but.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Not specific to Uber.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Could have happened on any ride sharing platform.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
It can happen on any ride sharing platform. But mine
was in a You know, I'm not holding out against Uba.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's just a driver. But my point was, I always
look at the.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Profiles now because if you miss it, I was in
an Uber where he was just being a bit weird.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Nothing happened. He dropped me at my destination.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
There was a moment I thought I would end up
in his basement, but we avoided that. Well, I didn't
know this was a thing. Tell me if I've been
sleeping under a rock if you knew this. So now
I just go down these rabbit holes. I look at
all my drivers, I click on their photos.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I do also I also take this is probably a
bit too paranoid, but when I get into a taxi,
I take a photo of their thingy like that.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
But you know, you can just share your ride with
someone you just pressure. You don't have to illegally take photos.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, because that's only if you've booked it.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
So if you like get in a taxi at the
airport and you just jump in a taxi. There's no
way that anyone knows what taxi you're in. So I
usually only do it at nighttime and if I'm traveling
from the airport, because I feel like it's I don't know,
there's something that's been drilled into me as a kid
where I'm like, this is particularly unsafe.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Change the danger.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
So how they were like, don't talk to strangers on
the internet, don't get into the cars of people you
don't know, And now we do both at the same
time totally.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Do you send that to you, like, Matt.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, I do it sneaky, like the guy doesn't know
I'm taking a photo of you.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
You like, smile. I need a passport style photo.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
But also, do you not remember when we were kids
and it was like houses used to have that neighborhood
watch on the letterbox.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, you're a safety house. I was a safety house.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, but what did you have to do to become
a safety house?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Probably back in the eighties they were like, whatever side up,
get the stick out, stick it on your letter box,
an come in.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Do you know how many people would be listening to
this right now? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So if you're a bit younger, there was a thing
where if you were just walking the streets anywhere in
any city, in any suburb, and there was like a tiny,
like I don't know, ten centimeter by ten seem centimeter
yellow plastic emblem that was like drilled into somebody's letterbox,
like you would literally drill it in.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
And that meant you were.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
A safety house, which means if you're a kid and
you were ever in trouble, you could.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Go into that house because it was a safe place.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
And it was like if you couldn't just make a replica,
it was like a silhouette of three green faces and
it was like that's how you knew that was a
safety house.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
As were yellow. My ours was yellow. Mine was yellow.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh mine was yellow background with green whatever, really irrelevant,
great tang it was.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It was not a save house. We laugh about childhood trauma.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sometimes I got to say something and you can tell
us I'm saying, I'm like, should I be something?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
The house too far?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
We've known each other for so long, It's okay, I'll
the therapy. It's back to my discovery.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
So now that I go down these rabbit holes of
clicking on their profile and having a look. I was
on the Gold Coast recently and I was going to
the airport and I clicked on my uber driver's photo
and then I discovered that they can upload a profile.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Now did you know this so Tinderber and Uber.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yes, So now I opened a whole profile on my
driver and this is what it said.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
It was like, Hey, my name is Jared. That's not
your name.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Hey, I'm Jared, and I'm currently putting myself through school.
I'm studying to be a vet. The reason that I
uber drive is because I'm saving up money to a
farm to rescue animals.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh my god, that is such a great way to
milk some extra tips man, Right, if you want like
the highest amount of tips, you're gonna be like, and
my mom is having open heart surgery next week that
I have to pay for.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
This is my thought, right, I'm like, Okay. So, all
of a sudden, even if my spidy sensors were like, oh,
I don't trust his guad, I'm like, all he wants
to save animals.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I'll go back to your farm with you.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Like that's what I was like. If he asked me
to go to his farm and pat the baby go
would I probably? I'm like, can this be a safe thing?
What are we doing now with uber driver's profiles? And
who is betting that?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I know, I think it's a good thing. I think
it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I mean, it's more better than the Tinder dates you
go on and you don't bet them at all. But also,
I mean, I don't know how I feel about this.
I received one recently. So we had someone come and
deliver food and they'd pre send a message being like, hey,
is it okay if you tip me? And then they
explained to the hardship that they were going through and
of course like you're gonna leave a tip. But I
was like, wait, wait, sorry, what, Yeah, I gotta.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Response the hardship. No, no, of course you're gonna leave the tip.
I'm not leaving a tip.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
If some I was trying to emotionally manipulate me before
they've even delivered my food.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
The food turns up.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
First in an edible state.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, I'm such a tighter. I don't know if you're ever.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Cash's complained before when they added like a two dollars tactobile,
and I stand by that they added a tip at
a restaurant I went to and I regularly went there,
and I had to select a.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Button to remove it, and it was just like a
Tuesday night, you know, it was just two people.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
That was a big You know, I have a question
for you when you go to somewhere like macas or
wool Worst and you know how it's like you can
pay the actual amount for the items or do you
do the charity fifty cent thing?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Do you? What do you do?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
I am passionately. I actually want to spread this with everyone.
This sends me insane because you pay your money to
donate to the charity, but that organization uses it as
a tax deduction, so yes, they give the money to
the charity, but like these big.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Conglomerates use that money.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
To reduce the tax that they have to pay because
they're like, we've made this donation to a charity, the donation,
but it's your money, Like it's better for you to
make the donation to the charity yourself and use the
tax deduction yourself.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
But no one is. No one's going to make a
two dollar donation to a charity.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
But I mean to be fair, but I do agree
with what you're saying. But like That's an angle I've
never thought of before the establishment.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
I'm like, they're just so dodgy.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yes, I want the money to go to the charities,
but I don't want these massive organizations that are probably
using tax loopholes as it is to be getting more
off of their tax.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Brit the devil, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So you're You're definitely the person you know when you
go and book a flight and it's like you can
pay two dollars extra to help with the missions.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
You would never You're such fly less if you care
that much about carbon emission.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Doesn't even pay a fly. She's like, can I go
under the cabin? I don't need a fly out of
your seat?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Can you just put me in a bag underneath with
the dogs and with their feel sorry sorry?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Back to the tip.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
You've had an Uber eats person message you before four
They've even dropped the food off with like a sob story.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, last week I got a message saying, Hi, I'm
so and so I'm on my way with your pasta
and they were talking about how they putting themselves through school.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And I was like, oh gosh, you got tip.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
But then did you tip on the spot or do
you wait for them to deliver, because if you.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Know, I waited for my pasta. Fuck, I'm not this
is not my first rodeo. I'm not tipping you and
then having you eat my pasta.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
But doesn't it lull you into a false sense of security?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So like if you got in to an uber or
any ride share, I'm not going to slay mob.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
If you want into any ride share cut and your
spidy sentsence went off a little bit. But then you
looked at his.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Profile and he was like, you know, I save animals
in my spare time, and I really latched.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Onto the animals.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Well, I'm just saying, does it then give you like
a false sense of security and you would feel better
about it and it would.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Negate your spidy sensors. That's a genuine question. It's called
the halo effect. This is a real thing.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
It's a psychological thing where you associate a certain type
of characteristic something that it can usually be someone's job
or like we're speaking about it before in terms of
like doctors or like you have more trust in teachers, Yeah,
you would have any everyday person.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
It's altruism. Yeah, And it's kind of like remember back
in the day when we were.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Really young and you would go out to a club
and every guy, I feel like, every guy would tell
you that he was a dolphin trainer, because that was
like the thing that people thought.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Was hot at the time.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, no, that's that's just your experience.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Can you tip me I'm a dolphin trainer. She's like
the only thing I'll tip for.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I've never ever dated a guy who said he was
a dolphin trainer.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
No, well, I mean I never dated any but I remember,
like when I was eighteen and I would go out
to clubs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
It would just be like, I feel like people.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Would lie about their job to have a job that
would seem more appealing, like in the sense that it
was linked to something that you associated with, like a
moral thing like an animal activist or something.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I once dated a guy who at one.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
The stories that come after the start of that sentence
from Laura get one.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
I'd imagine some the floor like to fuck my elbow.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
But one stay a guy who's fucking behind the knee,
the same guy who fine apply the same due this
story is the same story. It released the same guy.
I don't know how I I don't know I met
him at a nightclub, right, and I ended up dating
for six years and I thought he was the love
of my life.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
So did he think you need for the whole six
years just last four? It's a slow burd no.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
So when I met him at a nightclub, I was
speaking to one of his friends first, and I think
it was one of his friends who said it. They
must have said it as a joke and I didn't
clock it, but they were like, oh, yeah, he's a
professional surfer, and I was like, oh, that's cool, Like,
never had I dated a professional surfer before, and nor
did I care that he was. But because it was
said to me and I clocked it, I like held
onto it and the guy could barely sweep. And I

(14:43):
found out four months into the relationship.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
You've been telling everyone he's a pro surfer. You're like, yeah,
it's hot this guy.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
He's really wow, so athletic.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
But then it stoodn't turn you off like you find
out after four months and he's completely lied about his occupation.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
But he's still like OLDT I would have dated any well, Okay,
I'm actually really mean to him.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I hope he never listens. He wasn't as bad as
what I make him out to be.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
It doesn't matter as lovely s because no one else
knows who he is. No one else is gonna look
at him like you got the fuck law away you
hang on. Someone's looking in the ocean at someone that
can't serve, like did you fucking up?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Like no one's linking the two.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Sometimes I feel bad, that's all.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, kink, Yeah, well yeah, Jackie still does it, probably
with his lovely wife.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Oh he's no doubt, Yeah, I think so. They don't
have kids do this.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Alright, Look, I have.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
A small update from me before we get into things
that are probably more important than anything we've talked about
thus far.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Firstly, two weeks I told you we're doing the countdown.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Guys, I went and saw my obstetric yesterday and I
was like, get this baby out of me, and he
said I can't do that yet, he said no.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I actually pushed Laura.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I said, can you go and see how many days
early it can come so I can be there.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, because I'm at the child BRIT's leaving. No, it's
why I walked into my obstrition. And honestly, I always
said about a month ago that this is the best
pregnancy I've ever had. It is technically, but now that
the baby's posterior and also just has gotten bigger and
it's dropped down, I'm so uncomfortable in my hips and
in my pelvis, and so I wake up in the
morning and I feel as though my like there's just

(16:18):
like so much laxicity in my hips that that there's
nothing holding them together. And so I'm like waddling and
it hurts, and if I sit for too long, I
get really stiff. Anyway, I'm just doing a lot of
pain now. I'm only just to be honest, started watching
me waddle.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
The last couple of days because I always say to
Laura and anyone that knows Laura in real life, but
Laura carries her pregnancies very well, like it doesn't seem
to affect you as besides the fact.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Weere you've been vomiting and coughing your whole other pregnancies.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
One's been great.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah you by all means like, look like you deal
with it really well and carry it really well.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
And only the last couple of days that I've like, oh,
she's she's hit the point like you're walking differently and
you're in pain.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Like you're moaning a lot when you get up and
you can't get you're actually winging a lot. Yeah, do
you won't shut the fuck up about your cabbage? No,
but you I've only just noticed it.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
And I am in pain.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Like I'm really really uncomfortable now, so like sitting and
like working and you know, just doing everything is hard.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's just being alive is really hard.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
And then today I woke up and I walked from
the bed to the bathroom and I was like, fuck,
why is the soul of my foot hurting? Now, nothing's happened.
I just went to bed and I was like, the
soul of my foot is hurting. I think it's just
the extra weight.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
So when in I asked if I could be injuiced.
He said no, but he was like, next week, i'll
give you a stretch and sweep. So Monday, I'm having
a stretching sweep.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Man, that's my job. How does a professional get to
do it?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
But it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
But I've had them so many times before and they've
never done anything right.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
So what actually is it? I joke about wanting to
do it. I just just need to fing you. I
don't actually know what it means.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You get fingered.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Basically, your obstration sticks a couple of things in and
he like sweeps the membranes of your uterus.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's like trying to break the membrane.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, not break them, it's like it stimulates them. So
it's quite deep. So basically you have to have an
open servex already. It has to be like a cent
of it. I think, Okay, if this is wrong and
not the correct medical advice, I'm not a doctor disclaimers
here allegedly, but they stick some fingers in you and
they go in as deep as they can and they
sweep the membranes to try and stimulate.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
With just their fingers or like a.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sweet bart like a just fingers, just fingers.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
As BRIT's doing that, she's like got her fingers up,
saying that she wants to do it.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Her nails, cut them.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I told her I'd cut my nailse I'll do anything
to do it, Yeah, do anything to birthwal pretty.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I don't want to say painful, but it doesn't sound
like it's comfortable.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
If they're literally trying to like separate the membrane from
the uterine wall.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's not like I said, I've had loads of them
and they've never worked for me. I don't find them painful.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Some women do. It's kind of like, you know, going
and getting birth controls.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Some people are like, oh wait, it was the most
agony I've ever been, and other people like barely felt it,
Like it seems like there's such a varied experience with
these types of things. But yeah, it's happening very soon. Guys,
two weeks I will have a baby. It will be
out of my vagina in the world.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Anoying. No, sorry, it's not annoying.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I'm graad of you really feel finish my centers.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's mortality leave is actually so annoying.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Fuck, it's annoying that I'm not here, Like I'm only
away for a week in six months, and that's when
you chose to have your baby, Like you did this
to me.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I think I told you about the baby first before
you book actually booked.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
I was like, when's Lura having a baby?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
No, I booked my flight.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Make it about you.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
No, It's like it's annoying because you'd want to be
you want to be here for your friend when.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
That happens, and like you want to be around and
whatever else.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Also if anyone does want some contraception though I know
from one hand where like heading straight back into the
baby years.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
But then on the other hand, we've got what Lola
and Marley six and five?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
What you think about that?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
What? What have I got? What have I got?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Literally Truma no the other morning Lola, So like she's
Lola and Marley. I feel at an age where they're
really pushing the boundaries right like they're normally so that
they're amazing kids. I don't have anything to complain about them,
but they want to test, like and they want to
know the why. So if you say don't do that,
they're not the type of kids that go, okay, mummy.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
They'll be like, prove it.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Tell me why I can't do that, Yeah, prove it
to me why it's going to be an issue. And
their biggest thing that they're doing at the moment is
climbing into the cupboards. So like if they want food
or they want something, instead of waiting for me to
get it or like accepting that it's a no. If
I say no, you can't have that to eat, two
seconds later, Mally will have climbed into the cupboard to
go and get it for herself. So this has resulted

(20:24):
in Mally pulling the entire shelf out of the cupboard
and falling down on her. That's happened once. She's fine, Obviously,
it was a bit rattled. So I thought that the
lesson had been learned right, and like I've I'm not
a yelling parent, but there's been a few times where
I've yelled at them because I've turned around and they're
climbing into the cupboard. I turned into yelling parent the
other day because Lola had been asked. It was like

(20:45):
fucking six o'clock in the morning, and she'd been asking
for a cheese stick over and over and over, and
I was like, eat your breakfast and then you can
have a cheese stick. Eat breakfast first, then you can
have cheese stick. I turn around for two minutes and
I hear this all mighty smash, and then she starts crying,
and I turn around and the fridge door is open,
and she has used the shells in the fridge as

(21:06):
a ladder, and she has climbed the ladder of the fridge,
and in doing so, she has dragged and broken every
single plastic shelf, like every single plastic shell snapstat sapsapstap sap,
every sawyer saws, every gem eggs, Like anything that you
would put in the door of a fridge is now
smashed on the floor, along with every single fucking tray.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Does she get a cheese stick? Cheese?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
She was so upset that I was like, just have
a cheese.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
I hate my life, but this is one of those
things unfortunate for you.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Expensive error, but like they don't understand unless they make
the mistake.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Like I'm sure she'll never climb again. She's not gonna
climb the fridge again.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Fridge door parts are really expensive. I am really coming
across as a tile you are, but they're really really
expensive and you have to get like the exact right
ones because.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
They just change it ever so slightly a couple of
meal this time different direct.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
So our fridge is a particularly old fridge and it
came with the house, and so we looked it up
to replace all of the drawers in the fridge, and
it's eight hundred and sixty dollars for the plastic drawers,
or it's two thousand, five hundred for a new fridge.
And I was like, well, of course we're going to
buy a fridge, because the fridge is already so old
that buying the drawers doesn't make any sense. So that
was like a twenty five hundred dollars error that she

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made in the morning.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Expensive chee stick.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
That cheese tick costs a bunch of money.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You enjoy that craft and you're gonna eat that raw
egg on the ground. We don't waste food in this house.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
And I just didn't have the capacity to deal with it.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
And you're like, what am I done?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
She was like, why am I having a third?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, don't stretch and sweep me. Keep it in there. Hey,
let's just talk about the elephant in the room. My fringe.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
So if you're watching this on YouTube or any socials,
I do have my clip on fringe in now.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I know what you're thinking. That's a clip on that
looks so real. Yes, yes, it is a clip on.
I got you, I fooled you.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I am that she is wearing a two pay today
Britney's two pays.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I am Donald Trump, Okay, But Kisha got me onto
these fringes a little while ago, and I was wearing
it for a little bit and then I just stopped
because Ben was giving me a really hard time. Anyway,
it's come back because I am just trying to cover
some of the open wounds I have on my forehead
from my skin cancer treatment.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
But I like it.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I quite like my fringe, and I've been thinking like
maybe I cut it, maybe I don't, but Ben has
said this morning he was like.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Oh, the fringe is back, because he knows I wore
it yesterday and I explained why. This morning he's like, oh,
the fringe is back. And I was like, yeah, I'm
kind of vibing.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
It, like I think I'm gonna keep it, and he
was like really and I was like, yeah, you don't
like it at all?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
And he's like not really, and I was like not
one bit. He's like no, And I was like how
much no?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
And he's like so much no that if you had
that fringe on Raya, I wouldn't have swiped on you.
And I was like, not even a hook up. He's like, no,
I take that back. He's like, we would have banged
for the one night stand and he's like, because no
one cares about a fringe sand but he.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Was like, I don't know if we would date it.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
And I was like cool, Well, I hate how you
shave the side your hair.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I never got into a hair why.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I really like how you took it to a petty place.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I like that you were like, I'm insulted by something
that's actually not mine and it's a chosen piece of
something I've clipped into my hair.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
But now he's married me.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Then I'm like, I'm almost so petty that I'm like,
do it just cut a fringe?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Because he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I think I kind of would, to be honest, like
he deserves it now and he should suffer through because she.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Could shaved his head all this time. He thought it
was your personality that won him over. It turns out
it was your foreage.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Your forehead. I have a great forehead. No, I mean,
obviously he's joking. He's completely wrinkle free. He loves me.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
But I have good news. Kisha, so our my hairdresser.
Keisha also took as her hairdresser Alix.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
We love him.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
He flew to Bali with me to do my hair
over for my wedding and he stayed with us for
a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
He's the best. Shout out to Alex. He listens to
every episode. But he messaged me this morning because he
saw my fringe. He's like, look, I the fringe. The
idea of the fringe is a vibe. He's like, but
I think I need to just order you and kisha one.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
He's like that I trust in and cut it to
you guys, and properly and color And I was like,
is it not working?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
He's like, the ViBe's there, nose.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
You know why, It's because you can see the part
of your hair underneath.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
No, if I just talk like this, it's because I
went and got my head on the other day and
I actually took my fringes in so that he could
color match them because I've gone a bit blonder. And
I was like, oh, my fringe is going to be
a bit too too dark now. And he looked at
it and he was like, absolutely not. He's not participating
in our fringe obsession.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I will say this though, like anyone who's ever because
you guys haven't cut a fringe, like not for a
long time.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I don't think I've had them a couple of times
in the past. I love it for the first like
four days, and then I get so over the maintenance
of it because you've got to do it, and like both.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Of us are pretty lazy with hair. I need to
find your photo laws. I had this is when my
nickname was Lego Man. I had the black jet black hair,
the heaviest straight fringe you've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
How old were you though at the time? Too old?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Seventeen eighteen?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, well no that's young, that's that's experimental time.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
But then I went down to my shoulders and it
was dead like around my hair.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
It was the I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
So I post bachelor went through a fringe phase, but
I went through a curly fringe phase. I actually have
really curly hair, which probably no one realizes because I
always wrote back. But I went through like a kind
of a bob. And then I cut a fringe in
and Matt at the time was really supportive.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
He was like, yes, I love that. He's like, you
look great.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
And recently I was like, oh, I think after I
have the baby, I might cut my hair and cut
a fringe again.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
He was like, oh, we shouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You see, I reckon guys don't like fringes, and I
don't know why, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
You always said you liked it, and he was like, well,
what was I going to say. He's like, I'm not
going to say.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
I don't like him lies.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
So he lied to me.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, I think that's what men do.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I felt empowered. I kept getting it done because I
was like, everyone likes this. No one's being honest.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I think fringes and there are certain things in life,
fashion trends, haircuts, hairstyles, There are certain things that are
for women that are not for men, you know what
I mean, Like, we women do things for women, and
I think women like fringes on other women, and I'm
not convinced men do. And I can't figure out why.
I can't get to the bottom of it, but maybe
somebody will know.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
This feels like an Instagram study, you know That's what
I mean. Then you're like, seventy six percent of men
don't like fringes on women. No, we don't know where
it came from. We don't know where the stat was
pulled from, but hear first.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I feel like the reverse is mustaches. Like I hate
my boyfriend's mustache and he has it more.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Because I hate it. I feel like he gets a
bit of a rise out of it.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I disagree. I love a mustache. A mustache Yeah, Matt
when he grows his mustache.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I think it's hot, really yeah, vibes, tickles and blue vagina.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Something everyone's been talking about recently and we haven't touched
on it at all, but we're going to today, but
bear with me. It's Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson's quote
unquote relationship.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
So to catch up to.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Speed if you've missed it, they filmed a movie, The
Naked Gun together. There are a couple in the movie,
and there is has been this question of like, are
they or aren't they together in real life and the
world has been absolutely shipping.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Them as a real life couple, like myself included.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, because they've both like I mean, he's had a
very tragic story with his wife passing away and being widowed.
And then I think everyone fell in love with Pamela
Anderson off the back of her documentary that came out
a couple of years ago, where she really redefined the
identity around how people view her. Like I think prior
to that, people didn't have a lot of grace with
Pamela Anderson and then we watched that documentary and we

(28:25):
were like, oh, I love.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Her too, And I think the thing is It's exactly that.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
But with Liam Neeson, he has been such a forefront
of Hollywood acting his entire life.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
We all love him.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
He doesn't step a foot out of place. His wife,
Natasha Richardson, died in two thousand and nine, quite a
while ago in this really tragic skiing accident, and since
then he has never publicly dated like he raised his
kids and he's always just said, you know that she
was the love of my life. And I think this
is a huge part about why the world got behind

(28:55):
them so much as well is because they've both had
this such a turbulent and unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Love story too.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
So whilst the world is behind this love story, TMZ
has come out and said, hey, we have it on
good authority from an anonymous but very close, reliable source
that this is a showmance or a pr stunt to
promote the movie. I think that got a lot of
people offside. Now, showmancers are not something. They're not new.
We all know about them, we know they exist.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
But I feel like in the last couple of years,
I mean, I feel like we're pulling a curtain back
to the general public on how prevalent they are and
what they do for people and what they do for
the movie to promote it.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
But Pamela Anderson came out with this statement a few
days ago.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
I do not, and we'll never feed into pr stunts.
That would be a death sentence. I am authentically driven.
I'm superstitious when it comes to love, and I'm not
comfortable sharing any shred of my romantic life, where as
you can see, it is only built up and torn
down in days in a media culture that is quick
to judge and ruin it. I know I will fall
in love again and again on screen. That is my job.

(29:57):
There are no silly games being played. I am sincere
mistake my kindness for weakness or my baldness for bitterness.
I am here on this journey not for money or
for fame, but to see what I'm made of in truth,
hard work, and to leave behind an honest legacy my
family can be proud of.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I think the world even more confused now because she's
adamantly stating like she is not about a show man,
so she's never going to do it.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
But they also have never confirmed that they're together.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, look, I mean I don't want to go too
far down the rabbit hole of just the two of them,
because I think, like the really interesting conversation, and this
lays in the fact that this is becoming such a
prevalent part of like the press and media tours that
we get. We get really invested in the characters on
a screen. And do we need those characters to translate
in real life to get around.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Wanting to watch a movie or to feel more connected
to the.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Movie, or is it like just a really great strategy
in order to prolong press for as long as possible, right,
because once the magazines have written about a movie, there's
not much else to talk about, you know, except for
what's happening in the real lives of the actors. I
guess the thing about this specific situation though, and whether
Pam and Liam are actually together or aren't together. I

(31:06):
still hope they are of it, I know, but now
it's the doubt that's being cast and the lack of validation,
and you know, maybe it comes down to a greater
question is like are we deserving of the validation, like
as the public, you know, and we've said this about
so many things in the past, like do you have
a right to know?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Are you expected to get an answer?

Speaker 2 (31:24):
To this, Pamela's been very, very honest saying that she's
not going to speak about her relationships.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
She wants to keep things private.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Can you have that privacy whilst also being on a
press tour and kissing and canoodling and having these really
intimate moments which would suggest a relationship. I don't know
if those two things are compatible.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
It's too hypocritical to me, Like, I think, if you
don't want to talk about your private life, and that's
a boundary you want to have by all means, but
you can't deliberately try and provoke that type of conversation
and then be like, oh no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
The thing is, it's like, of course, we're not entitled
to something, absolutely not. And I agree with the keys,
and especially in Hameler's defense or in this very specific situation,
she's had her sex tapes leaked in a relationship, so
she feels even more like I've learned like a pretty
valuable lesson, like I'm going to keep my life private
for the rest of eternity.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I get that, but I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It is the teasing of it, but they're not wanting
to confirm it and not wanting to deny it. And
for me when I read this article, I read this
article from Vogue, and I it incited some feelings that
I don't usually have. I don't usually care that much,
to be honest, But the article is, can Hollywood please
stop selling us pressed to our relationships? And I agreed
with it. I was like, yeah, I'm personally over it.

(32:38):
I understand the need for it, but it seems like
it is just like a part and parcel when a
PR firm is putting the promotion together. It's like, Okay,
so we're going to go and do this promo here,
and we're going to do this, and obviously you guys
are going to pretend to be in a relationship for
six months. And it just seems like it's coming becoming
a standard part of promotion.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
But it's actually doing.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
The opposite for me, and I wonder how many people
feel the same way. It does not make me want
to go and see that movie at all.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
It makes me annoyed.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
It makes me annoyed because I'm like, you're like, I'm
enlightened now, I will not be fooled.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I personally don't need to see a fake relationship in
real life.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
And are they or aren't they.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
To be like, oh, I wonder what their chemistry is
like on screen in a rom com, Like you don't
need to fool me into seeing the movie. If you're
promoting a movie, well enough, then I'll want to go
and see it. But I find the opposite effect now
and I felt it with Sidney Sweeney Glen Powell.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, they're a really interesting one.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
So, I mean, you guys might remember the movie and
like all the press that followed on from that, the
movie is anyone but you. And interestingly, I have like
a little tiny peek behind the curtain of this. I
don't know whether this is going to get me in
trouble saying it or not, but well, whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
It's done, let it out. It's been so long.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
So they've come out since and said that they leant
into the pr ability of people assuming that they had
some sort of off screen chemistry. Sidney Sweeney was engaged
and Glenn Power was in a relationship with his American
girlfriend for three years. She was in Australia, so very interestingly,
we had a Tony May photo shoot, right, so we

(34:07):
booked this beautiful model who was here from America. She
was there in studio we were doing the shoot and
she was like, Oh, yeah, I'm here with my partner.
He's filming a movie. Things are not great at the
moment with him, and we were like, I was like,
tell me more. Had no idea that her partner was
Glenn Powell and they'd be in a relationship anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
She mentioned that there was like some stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Going on in their relationship or whatnot, and she was like, Oh,
I'm finding it particularly hard this version of what he's filming.
I didn't really understand any of it at the time.
I didn't pry into it. But then, you know, six
or seven months later when the film came out and
I put all the pieces together, and then I saw
it in the news that this model girlfriend and I
was like, Oh, that's the girl from our campaign.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
We should have got her for an interview.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I know, I know it is.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Not too late, but I questioned a couple of things
because I'm like, imagine being in a relationship, having someone
who you love, who you're committed to, and also feeling
as though you need to lean into the real life
pr ability of this show mance that potentially is isn't real,
and how damaging that is to the other people in
your lives. And the thing is with their relationship and

(35:12):
why that was so. When I say their relationship, I
mean Sidney Sweeney and Glenn Powell. The reason why it
was so interesting is that we seem to as a
public completely excuse the potential of cheating or the potential
of infidelity if we have shipped those characters on TV
screen because we've convinced ourselves that they belong together. We've
convinced ourselves, but their chemistry is so undeniable that of

(35:35):
course this was going to happen.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
They feel in love in a movie and then it
transcended to real life totally as if they're married and.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
They're acting it's not real.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
But also it has real implications on the people's lives
that they actually do have relationships with.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
It's fascinating to me.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
I think patient zero of this was like mister and
Missus Smith, Angelina Jolie, Like everyone kind of shipped that
to an extent because they had this hot, sexy chemistry
on screen, and I think I'm kind of wondering about
whether that, or at least relationships like that, may have
spurred on the insistence of pr firms and pr people

(36:09):
to kind of say, well, the scandal of that made
the movie one of the biggest things of the decade,
you know, And it turns out that relationship continued and
Jennifer Andison and Brad Pitt broke up. And sometimes I
like to take a step back and go, we can
blame the people involved in this. We can blame the actors,
we can blame the movie directors or whoever. We can
blame the people doing the pr Are we the reason

(36:30):
that this happens? Y Like, in a way, I'm kind
of like we kind of done this to ourselves because
I feel like it's it must have been the fact
that we were also invested, you know, Twilight with Robert
Patterson and Kirsten Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutchison,
Like all movies are made around that time, I think
were the ones that maybe started this desire to have

(36:52):
that relationship be real in real life.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, And I think it is a case where there
has been so many instances where real relationships have transpired
and the public have like there is something pretty Yeah,
there's something pretty magical about watching a couple and the
love story of a couple on screen.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Okay, bachelor, all right, mate, let's not rum in magical
that's falling in love on screen?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I mean what about the notebook, Like watching that relationship
unfold to then know that they actually have a relationship
in life like you kind of there is this fantasy
element around it, like does it match up to what
they shared on screen?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
But I think there was that when it was organic
and real, and now it is so manufactured. And I
want to use this as an example. Don't worry, Darling,
Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde. Most of you, I'm going to assume,
maybe not most of you are probably like me, and
you know so much about that relationship and what happened
and how it unfolded, and the fighting and the controversy.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Age gap, and the divorce, divorce.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Papers that were served on stage, all of this stuff.
How many of you know about the movie? I didn't
see it it's.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
About, but I know everything about it. I think sometimes
it can overshadow the film itself and it takes away
from it personally. I think the question is does a
show man's add to your desire to go and watch
your film? I think it used to when it was
real and organic and romantic, and we were sucked in
without them trying.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
And now I think it is so over manufactured that
it's turning people the other way.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I think that people have become very cognizant of it,
and we're very aware, and like with anything with social media,
with transparency from influencers, with transparency from acts, we have
become so much more aware of when we're being fooled.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
As a general public.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I think we have less allowances for bullshit, you know,
And so I understand why people like you. You see
that and you're like, oh, I find it really frustrating,
and actually it turns me off.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
It gives me the ick about the movie because.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I don't want to be lied to anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, it just feels inauthentic and it feels like it
lacks transparency.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I kind of you love it. I don't love it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
It definitely doesn't realm me up in a way that
makes me like stay up at night. I kind of
like with the whole Glenn Powell thing and Sidney Sweeney,
I was like, Oh, they do kind of look like
a cute couple, and then I watched the movie and
I was like, well, that would have been nice wouldn't
it Obviously it wasn't real, But isn't it.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Funny that then it takes away and it goes back
to a point Kits just made. But it's wild that
it can take away from the real life situation of
people cheating on their partners.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
We just don't care as much.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Even like with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Andiston Angelina Jolly, I
was always team Jennifer, but it didn't make they still
were a hot couple, Like Angelina and Brad was still
a hot couple. And as much as even the fact
that we're like as a society saying what team are you?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Because it was always team Angelina or team Jennifer, the
fact that we're not actually seeing two people that lives
are being rioved apart. We just we're okay with it
because they're famous and they're hot and they're fell in
love on screen.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, totally, like we just give a free pass to them.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
And also at the end of the day, like we're
all watching this as a spectator sport, like we have
no actual insight into any of these relationships the reasoning
why they break down. Yeah, I mean a small conversation
that happened on a photo shoot when I had to
put the pieces together afterwards, Like I would say, it's
still a drop in the ocean of whatever is going on,
but we're seeing it now, Like I mean, there's the
new movie that's our Everyone is now talking about Zoe

(40:15):
Kravitz and Austin Butler, and it is fascinating. And I
do think we have this incredible appetite for celebrity couples
and for the fantasy of what those celebrity couples could
be a little bit of a peak behind the curtains
almost and we just hope. I think the way that
the showmance is kind of the evolution of them or
the life span of them when they're not real, is

(40:36):
that they're all in the press. They're all hot and
heavy during the tour period. There's lots of flirting, there's
lots of just like that that on screen chemistry is
off screen chemistry, and all becomes very blurred.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
But then there's no longevity to it, obviously.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Like they dissolve very quickly, those relationships and you're left
within a couple of months being like, but are they
together or did they break up?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
What happened? And there's never any clarity.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Whereas or as like give me the clarity, but.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
They never they never put out a public statement, they
never acknowledgement.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Respect my privacy.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
It's always the same thing. And I think that's what
makes people feel angry. It's not that we feel as
though we're entitled to know yes or no. It's that
we don't want to be led down the garden path
to then be told respect my privacy. And it's like, no,
that's not about privacy. You lied to me to get
me invested, and now you're telling me that I can't
be invested because you got what you wanted out of me,

(41:27):
which was my eyeballs on your film and my investment
of my money. So I do think that there is
a reason why people kind of are at a point
where we're like, fuck, we're over it.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
One extra layer of criticism that I've started to put
onto these kinds of things is that I'm like, Firstly,
is the movie so shit that you have to have
a fake relationship to get press about it? Is people's
word of mouth not good enough? Secondly, what are you
trying to hide? Like, why are you so willing to
get into a fake relationship? Is it because you want

(41:56):
to grow your audience size. Is it just because you
know instructed to do it so that it is you know,
PR for the film or like, do you have some
type of scandal going on that you're trying to avoid?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Are you trying to write your image in a better way?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Like you know?

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I mean they help each other.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
All of those relationships with people help each other for
whatever reason. One of them has something coming up that
they need to promote. One of them is usually a
bigger person. One of them might have been a bad
boy that needs to clean up his image and date
like a golden girl. And I say that because I
know I know a couple that did that from Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I like three insider sources.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I know that there are people that call and say, hey,
this person's going through rough PR at the moment. Is
there someone on your books, like they call prs and managers,
there's someone on your books that you think might have
something coming up that's wholesome that can like help clean
up there. It's one hundred percent of tactic that they use.
And I think, at the end of the day, whatever,
that's okay, I don't really care that much. And Pam
and Liam, they're a good example. And I feel bad

(42:47):
using them as an example because I love them and
I don't think that they're bad people. But I don't
think as close as I am with Liam.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
I don't think he would. I don't think he'd do this.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I think with his life and who he is and
his morals, I don't reckon he's leaning into a showman.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
But see, like the fact love each other.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
The fact do you even say that is so funny
that you have this idea of the person that you
think Liam Neeson is no purely because he's been through
a great tragedy.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I think sometimes halo effect together.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yes, we look at great tragedy and then we go, oh,
they must be a great person.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
It's not the tragedy. It's also he's he's shown who
he is for the last twenty thirty years.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Like we've seen he.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Can rescue you.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
If you've been kidnapped in France, he will find you.
He will find you.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
If you're under the bed, he will find you, and
he will have a very specific set of skills.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
He will fuck up that perpetrator.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Look, I mean the last thing I want to ask
though in this and I know we've kind of full
circled back to Pamela and Liam. Do you actually think
they're in a relationship genuinely.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I think that they have formed a really beautiful connection.
I think that they probably love each other in a way.
I'm not convincer in a relationship, but I'm not convinced
to showman. So I think they genuinely care about each other.
And I know they are like their kids are the
same age, and their kids have become friends, and I
think that they have intertwined their lives. But I'm not
convinced they're in a fall on relationship. But I think
there's something there for sure.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I am still questioning it, Like obviously it's based on nothing,
But my my feeling is that platonic relationships don't evolve
into that type of behavior. I don't think, like not
as in a totally platonic heterosexual relationship where you're super
flirty and kissy and like grabby, and I don't know.
For me, I'm like, I'm yet to experience that and

(44:26):
for it to not have waiting, I'm yet to have
a platonic relationship like that that doesn't actually have any
of the sexual chemistry that I'm not fit multiple times,
why you think the fact that you're so incessant on
giving me a stretch and sweet, it's just confusing sexual.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
It's apparently it's just funny.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That you can say you still waiting for that platonic
relationship descally, and I've offered it more time.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Like that's what that's my point.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I don't know what about you, Kisch. Do you think
they're in a relationship or do you think it's part
of the prs done?

Speaker 5 (44:54):
No, I think I could end up regretting this, but
I am zero percent chance.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Like, I just don't think they are. I think that
you know, their affection towards each other.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
I have that type of affection with a lot of
my gay friends, you know, like where we're touchy and
we'll kind of like cuddle into each other and be
very like, you know, very affectionate with each other. I
don't think that if you were in the early stages
of relationship, especially someone like Pamela who has just been
so fucked over by the public in terms of her
relationships being exposed in ways that she didn't consent to,
that type of person would be ultra careful about, you know,

(45:25):
having a relationship that they weren't in control of the
narrative around.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
And I also think if you preach privacy and what
you speak, you behave privacy in what you show, because
I think you know these celebrities, they've done the dance.
They know how to have privacy when they want it,
and they know how to give it away when they don't.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, and I do really like both of them.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
But that's why that comment she made at the film
Festival where she's like, I do not and will never
feed into pr stunts, I'm like, that's just not true, though,
Like you have been feeding into it, whether it's been
jovial or whether it's been like you know, pretending to
make out and get caught on the Today Show. Behind
the scenes, it's like you have been leading into it.
So don't pretend as though you're.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Like morally above it.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
No, And I think what she's doing there is and
I'm fair place that's people what she's doing emotional manipulation.
But no, I think what she's doing is and they've
been clever with it. They've never been seen actually kissing
or doing anything like that, Like they've kissed on the lips,
which you do with a friend or somebody you care about.
They cut, all they do, all of these things. That
could be something that is a best friend. It could

(46:27):
be someone that you've hooked up once, doesn't you know.
They've been very careful with exactly what they show so
that she's not she can't be caught in a lie.
But I also think we have to remember Liam Neeson's
seventy three and Pamela Anderson is fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
It's nearly six years old.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
But a seventy three year old's relationship looks different. They're
not going to act in the same way. They're not
going to speak in the same way. I'm not being
an agist, but when you're in your seventies, the way
that you show up in a relationship or projected or
talk about it is very different to when you're Sidney
Sweeney in your twenties and you're you know, being overly
sexualized or whatever. It's hard for us, I think, to
put our lens on what a relationship with a seventy

(47:04):
three d How is that seventy three ye old hard
launching a relationship?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I don't know, well, I don't know what they're doing
in the newspaper.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, like it's I don't know, it's it's interesting, but
it's you know, we're getting too stuck on them. It's
not about them, it's just about the idea of like,
do we actually need it anymore?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
And are we over show me answers to sell a movie.
It's time for Accidentally Unfiltered And uh, I've.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Been forbidden from reading ahead on this one, so I
don't know what this is. Well, it only means it's good.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
No, it had reference to you, but it was very funny.
Fuck no, not a bad way.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
So Laura please start talking about her blue vagina.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
No, probably worse then.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
So similar to Laura, when my kids come across my vibrators,
I say that they are massage guns for my neck.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
How often are kids coming across them? Like mine's happened
once in my entire life. So like, let's put that
somewhere higher.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Yeah, because the statement isn't when my kids came across
my vibrator. It was when my kids come across my
vibration multiple times.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
It's multiple.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Also, Also, I know kids climb, we established that at
the start of the episode, but they're not climbing for vibrators.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
They're just not yet.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
She thought it was a cheese stick Okay, So when
my kids come across my vibrators, I say that they
are massage guns for my neck for when I have
a headache, because we do actually have like a proper
massage gun. So I thought that this was a good cover.
I mean, I have one of those massage guns. They
do look different, They're very different.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Imagine pounding your volva with her massage gun. Has anyone tried?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Imagine that was terrible? How did Brick get that buffle?
And yet I said, yeah, exactly, I said, I just
had a saw groy. Anyway, I thought this was going
to be a good cover.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
So one day my mum was visiting and she brought
my eighty six year old Nan along for the visit
to When I asked my Nan how she's been going,
she mentioned, she's been great, but she's been getting these
ongoing headaches. Surely after that, my two and a half
year old appeared with not one, but three of my vibrators.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Saying, here, Nanny, this is for your headache. I literally
fell off the couch trying to get them before everyone
caught on, but it was too late. I did not
sick seed, and he placed them in her hot little hands.
Three vibrators for her headache.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
What a caring charge you've raised, like such an empathetic child.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
But that's sweet.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Do you think the eighty six year old grandma and
you're just started running them on a next I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I reckon she knew. I reckon she knew. One hundred
they weren't around back in the day.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
People know now though, they're everywhere, Like they're every They're
on every news site, they're in every magazine.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Like vibrators can look cute now, I don't know if
a two year old brought to an eighty six year
old and was like, this is a massage gun, there's
a chance that she might actually start to rub it
on her neck.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Go for gold, Nunner.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I hope it makes you feel better. It's all about
self care these days.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Let's go back to the elephant in the room.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
How are your kids finding your vibrators this frequently?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
And you know, you know that you can just tell
them that it's a massive gun and then move it
to a new location.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
That's what I've done. I've moved it to a different
location about three times now.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
And like, all I'm waiting is for mat to cotton
and be like, why does it now keep moving all
the time?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Like, how often are you using it?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Fine, my vibrator, where is it today?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
He's like, you're not having sex with me, but you're
still using this thing because it's fucking popping up at
seventeen different locations a day.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
It's just like spa.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I'm still horning.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I'm just lazy. I can't be.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Bothered anyway, it's too much information for everyone. All Right, guys,
it is time. It is time for sucking. Sweet, We're
gonna make it snappy because we have eight percent battery
left on the camera.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Great, what is your suck for the week.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
I'm glad you asked that, Laura.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
It's your face, my suck for the week.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It has to be my face. I'm not gonna harp
one about it because we've spoken about it. But it
is the suk you thing. But but it's almost from
my eyes down, I'm pretty healed. But I had to
double down on triple down on my forehead. Actually I
had to have three treatments, which is where the fringe
is coming in. So like from my eyes down, I
look okay, and then from my for it up it's
still not great.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
So another day of the fringe.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
I think it looks fine, like surprisingly fine. I was
shocked by how fine you looked. I thought it was
gonna be worse.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
We did come in and Laura on the first day, sorry,
I was a bit crusty, and Laura's like, do you
want to film on high definition four K? Or do
you want the soft lens on the camera? And I
was like, I'm not afraid four K.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
We've put Paris filter on all of this, just so
you know, And what is your sweet My.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
S week for the week would have to be just
having like a night that I haven't had in a
long time, which is like that girl's night in. So
there were four of us that went to Keisha's house
and had to pay for our own dinner.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I saw, I saw. I mean, I was down the clothes,
but I was sad.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, I know, it didn't It wasn't meant to be
a thing.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
I just thought, because you know, you were saying that
you're gonna have this treatment and you were going to
stay in and I was like, look, I'm just going
to stay into If you want to bring Delilah over, yeah,
then the girls can play together.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
And then one of our friends was egg freezing, so
she couldn't go out either, and so it was just.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
All of the losers that had nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Basically, there is a guy who wants to have sex
with you, though, so don't worry.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
If that really good who it came from.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
So that was my sweet It was just like the wholesome,
like girls' nighting that we needed.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, so my stuck for the week is that all
my friends went and had dinner together and did invite me.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I had your sweep for the week is what no
one wants to have sex?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Loser sex.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
We know, no, no, no, I joke. I went down
to the I went down the coast this weekend with Matt.
But look, we actually had some real sucky stuff that
happened this week, and I'll tell you when I can.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Actually tell you about it properly.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Six percent left.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, it's not for today's suck, but I had a suck.
We're on three percent again.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I had a real.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Suck on Sunday morning. So, like after a very chaotic
Saturday night which I'll tell you about. At some point
Lola got up and she'd only had a few hours
sleep because we had to come back from Aladalla literally
the middle of the night, she woke up. I was
downstairs and she fell face first down the stairs and
like full tumble mode. And I audibly screamed and ran

(52:28):
to the stairs and got her because I was like, oh,
this is a hospital trip, we're going now.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
And she was upset, but she was fucking she's fine solid.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
She literally has fallen down the fridge this week, stunt mender.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
She's fallen down the fridge.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
And she summersaulted down the stairs like a wooden flight
of stairs and was absolutely fine. She's got a couple
of bruis on her hips, but she was like, sweet,
good mum, she's just scared anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
So that happened. That sucked. And then my sweet for
the week is on.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Saturday, we had a really, really beautiful Saturday down the
coast with girls and it was just like I saw the.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
River plane Mally if Marley was wrestling in anaconda in
the river and Matt was digging a hole. When I
saw that, it looked like some giant snake when she
was in there. If you watch Law of Socials, like Marley,
which is basically in a little creek but with a
big tree branch, but there was this I reckon You've
probably got a lot of best you just there's this
moment where it looks like she had an anaconda on
her shoulder.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I did watch her back.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
And I was like, it does look like my child
is wrestling a sea serpent and my husband is digging
a hole.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
What the fuck dystopian world is?

Speaker 4 (53:30):
You're trying to make her as resilient as Lowa.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Yeah, well that if you're not following leading in a
cat that's on my Instagram at the moment.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
And that's all we got time for her up.

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