Joanne McNally - The art of riding a lover to sleep - Life Uncut

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Life on Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose
lands were never seated. We pay our respects to their
elders past and present.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
recorded on Drug Wallamuta Land.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
And Bad Weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life
on Cut. I'm Laura, I'll suck off.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
And that's a wrap on Life on Cut today. I'm Brittany.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's Tuesday. You don't know what day it is.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You know what it's Monday, but we're here this morning,
Monday morning, Bright Nelly. We're trying to start the podcast.
And you know, when you get so tired that you're
going to a delirium, that's where you're at.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, I'm not tired.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm not tired. I slept for thirteen hours last night.
I'm not tired. The joy has left my body. There
is no joy left, there is no soul left. I'm
just a shell of a human. I'm just moving through life.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Now. That's where you are. You're a dementor.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, I'm a dementor, but I'm wearing lots of colors.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Do you feel like you're wearing colors?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Because you need to make up from your lack of
anything inside.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm dead inside.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, you're inside.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So you're like, I'm gonna wear the brightest thing I've got.
You're wearing like a dress.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I walked in and I was like, what are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't even know, I don't even know who I am.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It looks really nice, but also it does not it does.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's just unusual because it's not really your it's.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Not your normal choice.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I feel like you feel like you're imagine you're Hawaii
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Don't be able, say dressed the way you want to
be addressed. I would like to be addressed as though
my life.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is a circus.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I had the shittest weekend, the shitt is week Hang
on a.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Second produce, Akisha Michturrey, and I sent you a matt
on a lovely date night Friday night. I thank you
were an expensive little date night. And you're saying you
had the shit at weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, but that feels like a million years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That could have been last century, that could have happened
in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So what has since happened in the last two days?
What did we miss because we left you on a high.
Yes you did, you did? We went, We had a
beautiful dinner Friday night. One would have thought that the
weekend was set up for success.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Mary got a urinary track infection, and so then she
was sitting at like a forty degree temperature for like
thirty hours. It was like hot, an unbreaking forty degree temperature.
So Saturday I was like, you know what, and she
was listless and she was upset, and I was like,
that's it. I've had enough. Saturday, I getten a new kid.
This one is brokenuse me.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I would like to return my trial.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
No. Saturday afternoon, I was like, okay, this is messed up,
and we're taking it to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
So we got to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think other parents might relate to this, but like
your child is on death's doorstep, and then you walk
in the electronic doors at the hospital and they're like hello,
ping completely fine. As they're like the temperature comes down,
She's completely fine. But because we were already there, she
had done a urinary sample whatever, I was like, you
know what, We're just gonna wait. So we waited. We
waited the four five hours into the Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We waited.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I sat there as my child became overtired and then
hysterical because she wanted to go to sleep, but then
she continued to have to piss into a jar. So
we finally saw a doctor some wee hours of the
morning of Saturday and confirmed urin new track infections had
a pun the week hours. If the morning wasn't sobody
missed office his kind gun.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Anyway, Molly is fine.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
If she wasn't fine, I probably would have a very
different attitude today.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's like when your computer or something doesn't work and
you call up the helpline and they're.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like, have you tried turning it off?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Literally and you're like, yes, but you haven't.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Why we do it?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
They literally are like why didn't you reset your child?
Why didn't you just hold the off button down for
a bit? So she is and was fine. Okay, so
she's on any baotics. Anyway, we wake up on Sunday,
and Sunday I was like, you know what, Matt, yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Was a bit of a crappy day.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let's get the kids ready and we'll go down to
the entertainment the Entertainment Quarter in Sydney. There's kind of
like still an Easter show happening.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
There.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So I was like, go, we'll take them to the
Easter show. We'll have a cute, little family.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Cute day, a little cute day, because everyone wants a
cute day, especially after not cute had a bad night.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let's have a cute day. So we're getting ready and
then we hear out of nowhere this god almighty like
gut wrenching, blood curdling scream from Malie, and we will
run out to see what's happened. She's climbed up, well,
she hasn't really climb it. She's pulled from the cupboard.
So in the cupboard is everything is. We've got this one.

(04:36):
Entire life's like you open the door and a tunnel's out,
and so I'm not surprised. We've got this trash cupboard
where everything goes. And in that trash cupboard goes our
microphones and like so we record at home.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
They're like these really heavy based.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh so in your trash cupboard goes our entire work existence.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, everything that we need from work is the trash.
You don't put me in there. So they got the cupboard.
Pretty was also in the cupboard I fell on Marley.
So that we have these mics.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
In there and they have like really really heavy bases.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Right. Anyway, Marley pulled something which the heavy mic base
and stand was on top of it, fell one point
five meters out of the cupboard and just landed straight
into her toes.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
And I feel like it would be four a five kilo.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, all together, it's like a good five kilos falling
from one point five which still talking about me, right, yeah, faculous? Yeah,
so yeah, way flak if.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
So, my big toe doesn't wait.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
So the poor fucking poor kid's toes like hanging off.
Was it hanging off? Not that bad, but it was
pretty bad and bleed so bad it was bleeding. I
thought she'd broken it. Anyway, she is screaming at the
house down like screaming. So then we bundle her back up,
put her back in the gar go back to the hospital.
I walked in and they're like, oh you're back again.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Something else, something different.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Then we waited for the six hours. Anyway, She is fine,
foot is not broken. She's got her foot bandaged up.
But I love the drama in my child, in my
three year old. She refuses to walk now because she can.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
She knows how to play it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
And it's okay, but she will not walk anywhere. So
we spent the whole of Sunday at the hospital. And
then because it was a really high intensity, high stress situation,
and we've kind of been running on that high stress
since Saturday night, I picked some fights with Matt, and
now Matt and I are fighting, and you know what,
it's just, yeah, that's where we're at.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
What are your math fighting about.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
He thinks that I bark orders at him when I'm stressed,
which I do. It's very warranted, Fair, but he moves
so fucking slowly in the midst of a crisis. So
she's screaming and we need to get a dressed to
get to the hospital. He wanders over, gets a pair
of tight elastic undies and tight elastic pants, and I
was like, how do you think we're going to get
that over her foot? Get a skirt? I felt like
I had to spoon.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Fair.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You were frustrated because also it's high stress, so you're
trying to move quickly, You're trying to hurry up, and
you're like, kiddo, use your brain.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And I'm like to dress on her. And then he
thinks I'm barking orders because I am barking orders. And
now we're both so stubborn that neither of us want
a cave apologize.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
How long has the argument been going on? I really
need the details here, because you can't cave. You cannot cave. Yeah,
he has to cave twenty four hours. Okay, you can
let that go, let it ride.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, I've got another day up. He will cave, will
even though he's done nothing wrong. He will eventually apologize,
just he has to do. Yeah, because you're always right.
You're you know, you're in a heterosexual couple. The woman's
always right, doesn't matter what happens. So this is very unhealthy,
unhealthy advice, very unhealthy behavior. But you know what, there

(07:32):
is no joy left in my body, as I said earlier,
So I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ride this argument into the sunset. Let's me real.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like the right thing to say right now, I'm going
to give you two angles here to go with.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
The right thing to say is.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
You know life is short, beat your adults communicate, both
of you. Just say what you were feeling and where
you went wrong and say sorry. But that's not fucking
fun right now, And you're both very stubborn.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
He also is.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
But at the end of the day, he needs to
come and meet you halfway.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
He needs to come, No, three the way. You got
quarter and he knows three quarters he's I mean, he
can't go the whole way now he needs.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
To go the whole way this time.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Really, nah, you know what they say, They say pick
your battles. And we haven't had a battle in a
really long time, Like we have not fought in six months.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You know what's gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Though?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
What was that thinking?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Noise? Six months? That was her Laura doing the calculations
in her head because she's like an old school computer.
We calculated out loud. We haven't had a fight in
six months, So this is me technically picking my battle.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
It's just not a good one.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
But you know the worst part about this that you've
decided to have a fight. And I don't know how
you're gonna feel about this, but you're gonna have to
do the makeup sex.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Are you ready for that?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Because that's only once every four months?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
We had sex on Thursday? Oh, are you ready for
it again this soon? Because if you make up tomorrow,
you're gonna have to do it.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Maybe I just keep fighting with him until next Thursday. Oh,
I reckon, that's probably solid. He well, an event forul
weekend for you. Mine was far less eventful. I have
absolutely nothing to attribute to that. Dalilah and Jela and
I are very healthy and happy.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Thanks for usk.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Can I tell you one more story from the weekend?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Please?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Please do so much that's been happening. So on Friday night,
before we went out for this lovely dinner, I had
a shower with Marley because I had been training guys
and training for something very important. I was extremely sweaty,
needed to have a shower before we went out for dinner,
and I thought, did you get the kids?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Did you just do that? Thing? Were like bread crumbing?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Bread crumbing?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You're like, really something really exciting coming, guys, can't wait
to tell you about it, working really hard on it.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
But I'm going to tell you now.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Hey, guys, I have this really exciting project that I
want to tell you about, but I can't just shat
So I've.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Been working so hard on it and I can't wait
you guys find out. But it won't be yet. But
in twenty twenty four, watch this exactly got I wash
the space guy.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I was training hard for something that I'm not going
to tell you what you're doing an ultra marathon that
I can't even believe that came out of my mouth.
You are absolutely not doing an ultra mara?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Could you imagine me running?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yes, that's why I laugh. I don't even run when
my children's had an accident to get to the hospital.
Will move very slowly.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
When I see you in buying pants sometimes it's shocking.
I takes my breath away. We talked about this. It's
because I get cut in the middle. But it's shocking. Okay,
but it's only because you don't do it. You look
amazing in them. But I'm like, it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's like it kind of implies that I'm exercising, which
we all know I don't do. Oh do you now? Well?
Oh my god, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Can I Ninja Warrior?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's not the story? Okay, Kisha?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Can you imagine Laura Ninja Warrior? Sorry? Action laughter, hun,
The fact that you find this so funny is actually deeply,
deeply offensive. But this is okay, keeping men, let me
tell you what happened. So I was training for Ninja
Warrior for six hours when I was on the hoops.
I got home and I was very sweaty, and I

(10:33):
wanted to get the kids showered and bathed, showered because
I'd have a bath before Kisha came over to mind them,
just ready for bed. But I was on a time limit,
so I was like, oh, I have a shower with Marley.
I have not had a shower with my own child years.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I don't know why. Out with thinking noises you're making.
It's been laugh a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, this was the first time I've showered with Marley
in a year since we've been in a new house.
But Marley has been showering. She showers, but on her own,
but not with me, not me naked next to her. Yeah,
so anyway, how to shower with her? She's you know,
kids are inquisitive. They kind of look you up and
down when you're nude next to them. They're like, you,
things are very different on you than what they are

(11:20):
on me. You know that they're sizing you up, right,
But she didn't ask me anything. I just saw her
sizing me up and I was like, oh, whatever, that's
a conversation for another day.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Friday, night at the pub.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yep, I will have a look.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
No one says anything.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
No one says anything. So then Matt gets her out
of the shower. I'm like right next to her bedroom
so I can hear the conversation that they're having. And
she says to Matt, Daddy, do you have hair? And
Matt goes, yeah, of course, and he shows his chest
and his face and he's.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Like, yeah, I have hair.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
She was like, oh, and mommy has hair. And Matt
was like, yeah, mummy has hair because adults have hair.
You know, when we're grown ups, we get hair. She
goes right, you can see her little face like little
clicking over go on, and she goes, when I'm an adult,

(12:08):
will I have hair? And that's like, yeahmy, when you
were a grown up, like mummy, you're gonna have hair too,
and her face lights up like she's so excited, she's
so happy, and she goes, when I'm an adult, I'm
gonna have a big, hairy vagina like mummy.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yes, and like maybe not as.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Good money Brittany as well, maybe not as big.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
As mine, but yes, And Nakisha's a balldiggle alopecia from
mybells down. Thanks Joanne, that's coming in this episode. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I looked at it, and what it means is maybe
you take a chainsaw to it, trim it down.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I have not looked at my vagina in a long time.
Like I know everyone says, look at your vagina in
the mirror. It always changes. Dear God, it's changed. It's
not a backup or no, it's just gotten bigger. It
is bigger than it used to be.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's in like the puffiness of the actual lips or.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
The hair is bigger. No, the hairs, I mean, the
hairs as ragged as always. It's like a hackcket. It's
just a hack job. I just shave what I can see. No,
it's just like gravity is taking a hold.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh, I'm dealing with it. It's going sour.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, I'm dealing with a vagina that's birth to children
now and I just never really acknowledged it or looked
or cared nor should you. Thanks, thanks Brimmed.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
But maintenance is probably okay, like little trim trim, But like,
do you know what I need?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I need that m face that you did to your face,
but I'll put it on my vagina. Just slap it
back into shape.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
So I did that m phase guys, which is like
a They call it a non surgical face lift. It's
like this thing that goes on your face and electrocute
your mauscles. Not electrocutes it, but it makes them like
work out. You can get it for your body, so
maybe you can do it for my labors. Maybe you
can do a little tight and No, it's fine. Just
give it a trim and all will probably look better.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, it's trimmed. It's not that.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's like I swept my courtyard yesterday, like I cleaned
my back garden. It instantly looked better. So if you
give a little trim, it'll improve it.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Is this a metaphor that you did a tidy downstairs.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, I'm just trying to relate my real life garden
to your physical garden. I tidied the branches yesterday because
I'm old and boring. I tidied the branches and I swept,
and it immediately looked better.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think if you did the same love and care
as I do to my garden to your garden, then
maybe it'll look better too. I can't tell if we're
talking about a metaphorical garden.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I really did my garden.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
It's not metaphorical.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
My bush is still wild, but my back garden physically
looks great.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I think it's because for so long I have always said, oh,
nothing changed after kids, it's exactly the same, and that's
always like, no, that's like I never actually thought it's changed.
And then I realized it's because I've never really looked
down there. But you know it's different, it's changed. Thank
you for letting us know. That's the two children. All right,
we'll give it a little trim up, see what happens.

(14:56):
Maybe then your mental makeup. I just like to have
sex in the dark. He'll never do you still do
sex in the dark.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
We do about sex.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
We don't do sex in the total dark. We do
sex with like a side lamp on, so it's like
inly lit.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
And then then it sometimes if you've got like a
really bright what globe, you still sometimes have to put
like a T shirt over the line.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, no, no, I just like a dimly lit room.
It's just better for everyone.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
No one fronting is sex in the bright light daylight.
When you first start seeing someone, I think it's really
confronting because you can see breakfast, you can see everything.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Some people like it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Some people like having sex with like broad daylight, with
like a spotlight.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh yeah, I mean I don't care. Now, Ben wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Ben, it probably puts huge spotlights on and then do
it doesn't matter. But at the start, when you when
you just start seeing someone and they want it to
be bright light or you can think about the whole time.
He's like, oh my god, they can see every single thing.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, Matt wouldn't care either. I mean, Matt wouldn't cas.
Just happy to get it.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Matt. He's not trying to dictate like the settings of
which we have sex. He's just happy for whenever it happens.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh yeah, you take what you can get for sure.
All right, weekend for you.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I'm sorry that nothing happened in your life.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Wow, that sounded like a dig. I don't know if
you heard, Laura, But I cleaned my garden. So I
had a very big weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
No, my family came to visit, but it was I
had an un event for weekend because I had a
very family wholesome weekend. I had my nana staying with me,
and I had my dad, I had my mom, my uncle.
My uncle's partner was like my other auntie. It was
just a big, wholesome family event, and it was like
it was exhausting.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Notice it's to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Constantly putting my nanna in ubers because she stated at
a hotel up the road, but she doesn't know how
to get ubers and she doesn't have them, so I'm conant.
It was like fucking everything was like a mission impossible,
trying to order ubers and quickly tell her on the
phone where the uber is and what it looks like
and how to get in it, and she'd get confused
and she wouldn't get in.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Then she'd try and climb in the front seat. You
know how they pushed the front seats right forward so
you've got more room in the back, and she's trying
to clear she climbed into the front seat, and then
she had to go with him for putting his seat
too far forward, and he's like sorry, man, Musually people
sit in the back, and she's like, not me.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
She was like, crawl up like a crab in the
front seat, and I was like, Nana, people get in
the back of ubers.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
She's like, well, I wanted to see in the front.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
That was my weekend. It sounds like taking care of children. Nah,
they're the best, but it was like my weekend was
very different to yours.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Well, today's episode we have Joanne mcnely on Irish Comedian
absolutely fucking hilarious.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
She is so funny. We got the pleasure of going
to her comedy show. She was here doing a tour.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's got the Prosecco Express. Laura unfortunately couldn't make it.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
But no, do you know why I couldn't make it?
Because I was training Ninja Warrior for my marathon.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
I was training really hard guys. So Joanne mcnellly.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Has a podcast that she does with Vogue Williams, who
is also over in the UK.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's called My Therapist Goes to Me. We all are
fans of it. We think it's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And then when we heard Joanne was coming, we absolutely
knew ae that we had to see at and B
we had to try everything in our power to get
her on the podcast. We managed to do both, so
this episode is absolutely brilliant today. But we did go
to her comedy show, so producer Keisha, myself and one
of my other friends went to the show and it
was just as funny as we could have hoped we
just wet.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Ourselves the whole night.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
So she told this story about just like an awkward
sex encounter that you had where he was trying to
sexter in the bedroom, like not sex sex, but he
was sending a text in the bedroom. He was just
sexy talking her and she didn't know how to respect
talk sexy because it's sexy talks, like he was trying
a sexy talker and she didn't know.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
She didn't know how to sexy talk back.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
This is so and it made me think.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
We did that segment a while ago on what are
the weirdest, funniest, most awkward comments that someone has said
to you during sex?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Because there's always these funny one liners, right, and it
was brilliant. The things that you guys were running into
us were brilliant, and it sort of made Keish and
I rethink that we should revisit this because we were
in hysterics thinking about it. So this is mostly what
is the most awkward thing you've said during dirty talk,
sexy time, sexy time talk? Hey, what's the most awkward

(18:47):
sexy talk you've ever done?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
That is the most awkward thing?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
What's the most awkward thing you've done, and it made
me think back to I'm lucky that I've.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Never been awkward in terms of the sexy sexy talk.
But one thing I did do you're good at dirty talk.
You're saying please can we call it dirty talk? It's
so weird calling it sexy talk. I prefer sexy. It
makes me think that maybe you're quite bad at it.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
If you keep calling it sexy talk.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I'm calling it sexy talk. Stop looking at me. I
can probably pretty awkward at sexy talk.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't love it. I'm better by a text. I'm
better with my dialogue when it's written down. Oh yeah,
I do my best work by text message.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
But I can in the moment roll with it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
But also sometimes you say something like if you're in
doggy or something and you said something when they can't
see you cringing cause you're like, I can't believe I
to say that.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
But that's what it made me think about.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
We're gonna get into your guys' responses in a second,
because we had some really funny ones. But one of
the responses on the Instagram call out produce a Key
to showed me this morning was my sister and Sherry
wrote on it, ask brit to tell you about turn
me over?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
And I was like, for a second, I was like,
what this is?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
This is my sister.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Then it hit me. My sister and I went on
a cruise once.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
But it's funny in itself.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
You have been holding on to a dirty talk sex or.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's three years. I just well, it's not me, it's
my sister. It happened to her.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Okay, So picture of this.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
We're on a cruise and I don't know why we're
on a cruise. We're just cruising around.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
It wasn't even fir. I don't think we're that far
off the coast of Australia. So the whole thing's funny.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
It was full of nine year olds and the two
of you.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I think we're on there with my nana. I think
my nana took us.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
On a cru She's still trying to get in the
front of the neo bar. So we're on the cruise
and Sheridan's looking up with this guy. She met this
guy at the bar.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
He seemed great, she seemed cute, and Sharan was like,
I might just have a fling.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
She was quite young, so she'd never had a fling.
She must have been twenty two and I was twenty five.
So she comes home later that night.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
She's keeping him a blone drop and he goes.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Want me to turn over?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Want me to turn over?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
What you know? She's still going hell for leather. She goes,
I didn't think I heard her run, and so she's
sexily trying to be like sorry, what like? And he
goes want me to turn over? She goes, I don't understand,
and he goes, do you want me to roll over?
And Sheridan didn't understand. She's like, does he want me

(21:04):
to lick his asshole? I don't know what he wants
me to do.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
So she just pretended he didn't do anything and just
kept doing the windmill blowdob maneuver and that was it.
That got up walked away. She's like, I don't know
what to do, so she left. Don't think they even
had sex. Then she goes to me, did he want
me to lick his asshole?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know. Why does someone say do you want
to turn over in a blowjob?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Is it to lick the butthole? Yeah, he wanted a
rim job, give me the front back inside, And that was.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
The only thing she said, She's like, he's so sexy
until he said, you want me to lick my buttthole?
And then she just so she just pretended that she
was completely deaf and couldn't hear anything. And then you
know that awkwardness when someone's asked a question and you
don't answer, and you don't answer, but then you've got.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
To keep going pretend you didn't hear. Yeah, she just pretended,
and she does have hearing aids now, so maybe she
didn't hear, right, But okay, if somebody asked you to
give it, if not, if they're not licked my asshole.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
During sex, no is there a limit the asshole.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
But it's different, Like heaps of people are into that.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
He differr into that.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
But it's different when.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
It's your partner, not this guy she met on the
cruise ship. I don't think you ask someone you don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
To keep you a rim drop.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You don't do it right. Surely it's like a three
day DP, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I need to know you for real, least three days
before I lick your asshole. I used to date a
guy who was really into dirty talk, like really into it,
and it used to make me so awkward that he
would tell me what to say and I would just
repeat him, like you're like a parrot. I really like
dirty talk. I like it said to me, but I
don't want to participate back, so you can call me.
You can call me a little bit whatever you want to,

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but don't expect me to.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Say he was back. He was like, suck my dick.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
You like my dick, You just.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Tickle my ball, tick.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
My baw Alright, let's read some of your responses. What
is the most awkward thing you have said during sex?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I responded to who's your daddy with my father's entire name,
Terence Burn Anthony Bryce Hopley.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Just so you know we aren't exclusive.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I told him that while he was inside me, fuck
me like a demon, because girl said, you can roar
dog it if you like. Some guy might find that sexy.
Oh that's so hot for a guy. No, I wants
to wear a conduct Yeah, but yeah, you can rule
dog it if you lock. It's just a bit bogan,
isn't it. But I like it as rough as sandpaper.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
It's not sexy.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I like it as rough as sandpaper. No, I didn't
say anything, but a guy was going down on me.
He looked up and I waved at him, Hey, how's
the weather down there?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I waved.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Imagine being so startled and not knowing what to do.
You're just like, oh, because that's the thing. Do you
maintain eye contact when someone's going down on you?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
What do you do? Oh? You're so often you've got
to look down. But it just becomes a bit much
when they're down there. I'm just picturing it, yeah, and
you're like yeah, and you're like a little bit too there,
just to go how's the weather? Shit?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I once went when a guy had finished in me and.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Was pulling it out like a truck backing up. Sound,
but it's also not reversing.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I don't know what happened there.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I think she blacked out. Shoot the min I said
it to my partner as he was about to come.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
The sperm was so very bogun sh.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
I really had to work for that one.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
That's tough. Though sometimes it's tough.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Sometimes it's like really really long time, hard work, muscles, aching, sweating.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I want to fuck you till the cows come home.
Why are you talking about farm yard animals?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
But no, you can talk about farmyard animals. You can
ride me like a horse, baby, better than stuck to
the cows?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Okay, fair?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Maybe a horse a big fat cow that doesn't move,
that's blinky eye lashes. Cows are so pretty, so pretty.
If someone put me in cow, if someone call me
a cow in the bedroom, I'd be like, that's a
complimentce No, you would not.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
You absolutely would not. Cows are so pretty. Actually, that
probably is some weird way.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Because you've got so many red flags and you're into toxicness,
you'd probably be into them. Yeah, I'll take anything. I'll
take anything. You're like, I will take it. I assume
you talking about my eye ashes. I told a guy
I said block your nose. I was about to queap,
but I meant to say block your ears, so he
thought she farted. Do you know what I love about this?

(25:35):
Sex can be and has been so awkward for so
many of us. And if we don't laugh, you cry.
So it just makes you feel better that we're all
kind of bad at it.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Do you know what it really does reiterate is that
we don't have enough practice with sexy dirty talk.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
We don't and you know what we shouldn't be doing.
We shouldn't be learning about algebra in school. People should
teach us how to actually know. That's very legal. Let's
not teach kids out a dirty talk.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
But like this last one, like, no, we do need
to teach me how to do it.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Let's teach the teenagers. Someone think of the teenagers.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, I'm going to get you to finish this sentence.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Great because this can you steer into your eye?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
This girl doesn't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Ready, steer into my eyes, Joey, talk to me, Britt.
This girl said, I'm as wet as the ocean. She said, seawell, hi,
see all right, let's get into the chat with Joanne.
I'm super excited about today's guest, and she's here in

(26:30):
the flesh.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Now, this has been someone on the hit list for
a while. I've actually slid into your dms, but you
ignored me. We had to go through your prs.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Joanne McNally is in house.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
She's an Irish comedian, writer.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
And podcast host. She is here on a comedy tour,
the Prosecco Express. I'm going to your show in person tonight,
Joanne McNally. Welcome to Life on Car.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Can I clap myself yeah, I saw you Sawyerty out,
but I was like, now let that bitch go through.
I was like ballsy, Yeah, no, no, those two has
got a little bit chaotic.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I also, I was gonna say I heard but I
know because I listened to your podcast. My therapist ghost
to me, But I know you don't actually like to
do podcasts.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I know, So why this one then? Because New Territory,
New Attitude. Yeah right, like that you knew me, Near
knew me, New Country knew me. I don't. I do
know what it is I find at the moment with
the tour on my own podcast, like I have a
tiny physically quite a large head, but mentally quite a
small head. I don't have a lot of room for stuff.
And then when you're doing other podcasts, it's just you

(27:37):
know what I mean, you can end up you're also like,
I'm not gonna give you my content. I need it
for my own shit. That's exactly it. Like I was
saying to Vokee, I don't know how I'm gonna write
a new sholl while doing the podcast, like any interesting
thought or anything. You know, you do it anything anything, You.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Almost do embarrassing things, so you have stuff to talk
about like something terrible goes on in my life, and
I'm like, oh, at least I've got something to say
the number of times, so it just set up this relationship.
Laura's married two kids from the Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I have been sorry obviously, I know, just the background
real quick. Yeah, but I can't.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, sometimes I think it's shocking as well. No, then
it actually worked.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That it worked. Yeah, you were a contestant on The
Bachelor and he was the Bachelor and you're married. That
blows my mind.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Australia, it's a fifty success rate.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, no one watches it anymore because it's so wholesome,
Like that's the problem. Well it's married for a sorry
n Yeah, everyone's kind of given up on The Bachelor,
but that's how we met. I feel like it's it's
like such an old story to anyone who actually listens
and is from Australia, but to anyone who's new or
from overseas is like, fucking tell me more fascinating.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Do you know why the UK doesn't have the Bachelor
like Canada, America, Australia, UK doesn't happen?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Why was he? I know this isn't but I just
want to know why was he on it? Is he fame?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
No? No, no no. He'd just come back from living
in Europe, gone through a bad breakup and then he
saw an ad which was for like are you looking
for love? So he was a contestant on the season
before and he got dumped, and then he became the
Bachelor because he was kind of like Australia's sweetheart who
was heartbroken. And so I got someone's swappy second basically
someone else's trashes and other.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
So why when I got dumped, why didn't I get
the sympathetic bachelor?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
At the year after I got dumped on the bat,
I was on a different.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Seasons going on how there enough women in Ireland are
in Australia to feel these dating programs.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Look, we've gone off track.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Let's go back to the start at Let's talk about you.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We start every episode with an accidentally unfiltered and embarrassing story.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
And why do I feel like you have a million
to choose from.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
ABC? We'll go see. Okay, So I do the podcast
I do with Fog. I've told the story before it
but the podcast I do I do a podcast with
Fog Williams and Vogue is like femininity personified, like just
very together. Everything's like color coordinator, who she fells her
neckers well, her hase keeper doors shit like that. She's perfect.
She is perfection and she looks like Cindy Crawford and

(29:56):
she's three kids and not a single stitch. Very proud
of that. And like when we get strong Gather, she's
I'm like, I can't watch your birth videos again, Vogue,
And she was showing me the birth videos. The child
just like slips out like share like it's coming out
through the ground, like you know, and when somebody comes
out through the ground of a thet they're made fully clothed,
teething and everything like yeah, yeah, yeah, the guccy tracksuits.

(30:17):
And so that was kind of the basis of the
podcast because I was the opposite of that. But anyway, Vogue,
like what we were saying earlier, like trying to get
content for the pod. Volku was like, come in, come in,
because she was having some postnatal She wasn't actually having
a postnatal issue, but she was doing some Volkue would
collab with fucking hand grenades, like she's big for the collabs.
So she was like, I'm going I'm doing a collab
with a kegel chair, and I was like, what, she's

(30:40):
like a kegel chair And I thought it was some
like ring light thing, but it's not. It's for you know,
if you've got kids. How's your pelvic floor? Oh look,
it's not as good as it used to be. Box
jumps particularly bad. But you're doing box jumps means you're
at a second floor anymore for that reason.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to keep chair, have you Yeah,
just for fun.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, I try. I'd say if you turned it on right,
you get great crack out of it.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
It is supposed to also help with your orgasms.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Well no, I didn't came on the chair, thank god,
it would be reading brising. But anyway, so folks like,
come in, I'm doing this club with this kegel chair
and it just kind of bouses your vagina back after
you've had a kid, ba ski because you're pelvic floor
kind of collapses or whatever. And I didn't even know, like,
I'm not aware, I have no kids. And I went
in a first seat, I shaved, waxed and was came
in like with alopecia from the eyebris dowme because I

(31:25):
assumed that we were getting bussed like internally, folks get commented,
sit on the bage chair because it'll be good for
the podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I think you sounding it like a pogo stea.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I thought would be like a cattle prod and put
it in in like bos you back. So this is
what I did.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
We went to Bali and I had that done internally
in Bali.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
That's not holiday. I went to a day spot. I
kind of enjoyed it. But anyway, I can imagine you're
getting your lobby a gently massage, but electrical brod. What's
not to like? It was relaxing. I can't. I'm I
have a very I don't know what you say, low
level or high level of eroticism, Like I can't even
get in a head massage in the hair draskers embarrasses me.
Do you know when they go real slow and you're like,

(32:03):
this is this? You get turned on? No, it just
makes me really embarrassed. I'm like, how do you not
think this is erratic? I go to the headdress said
to get that hitten.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
No, it's a barsic.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Okay, some fourteen year old girl massaging her hair.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
You're like, oh my god, keep going with you chip.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
So anyway, I go in and I was like, I say,
I waxed everything I was prepared to have. I thought
i'd be in a gown. But anyway, go in and
Vogue sitting there head to toe and white on this chair.
She looks like Mariah Carry, like there's like a wind
machine in the back of her hair and she's just
sitting there going. I was like, oh, you're fully clothed.
So it was totally different to what I thought it was.
It was just sitting like a chair like this, but

(32:41):
it's a huge yelk and it like buzzes. Anyway, Folks like, well,
I'm getting bussed. You do the pelvic floor test, so
I sat Maria was that she's a post nadal physiotherapist.
She's like sitting the thing. So it's that in the
thing and so it gauges your pelvic floor like a heartbeat,
so like you clench and it like goes up and
down and up and down. So I was on the
sea thing. She was like and clenched, and so I

(33:02):
was clenching and she's like, I said, clenched, and I
was like, yeah, clenching, and she you could see her
like the flat lined, completely flat lined, no response.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
At all.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
So then she was like seeing what the thing clogged in?
She was like, oh wow, I give no pelvic work.
And she said to me, when did you give birth?
When did you give birth? And I've never given birth.
I said, my vagina is very much at the taking phase.
She hasn't pushed anything out, and she's like you. So
then I am now patient in a post natal physios
herapist clinic and Vogue bounced out, per fact after three kids.

(33:33):
She never went back and they were like, there's an
issue here. Turns out I'm misaligned and my pelvis is
on the ground or my users up in my eyeballs,
I don't know. Anyway, then I had I had to
have a post natal physiatrapist.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I never had a child.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
This is the original story. It's going to say was
because I used to whap myself when I laughed as
a child. But I think it's all connected. Yes, absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
If you're having some sort of like uterus prolapse, you
didn't even know, You're like, what is that ball?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I do not even have a prolapse. I never lapsed.
How does that translate in the bedroom? Like sex wives?
Do you have those where they're like I'm coming. You're like,
what it's in now?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Just the wall still bred Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
She flatlined on the king, or it would be more
that they'd be like, is it it not me? I'd
be like, I can feel that. Yeah, that's good. They're like,
I don't know. They want to put those you know,
in a bowling alley when you're ship of bowling. They
put those inflatable things on the sides. They were like,
you have any of them for your insights because I
can't feel a pane here. It's not about size, it's

(34:31):
about grip. So anyway, so now I have to do key.
And then I spoke about it before because obviously I
just find of thought was funny. And then these women
were mastering going so brave. I was like, shit, I
just it was a funny story and didn't realize like a.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Peal becushes, there's nothing more patronizing there when people tell
you how brave you are just for like showing up
in for being you, showing up in the world existing,
and people like you're so brave, wearing that you're so brave,
I was wearing a fucking bikini.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
The beach fringe is brave?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You know when you turn out with no makeup on.
That's what gets me when you decide to go, I'm
going to get make up free. I'm feeling myself and
people like so brave pray for you, and you're like.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Oh, like iconic. It just kind of doesn't mean anthing anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
You got into comedy late I did. What was the instigator? Like,
what were you doing prior to doing comedy? And what
made you want to make that massive life shift?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Nothing? Perfect, nothing, maybe you want to do it. It
was all very bizarre and very fortunate, but luck really.
So basically what happened to was I was a publicist.
I was working in pure doing youth brands, so like well,
actually Vasilian was kind of one of my main brands anyway,
whatever they probably want to say that, I wasn't my
job anyway. And I had like kind of a casual

(35:45):
eating disorder for a long time, just casual, nothing serious
like I would have been. My entire self worth was
in my weight, and it was up and down and
in and out, and I would go through phases of
like eating khirkins, you know, and then like drop loots
away all that shit.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I feel like we all lived through that era where
like heroin Chic was just I mean, that was what
was modeled for us, like the Kate.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Muslook, I you survived that, you don't and you need
to be very strong willed to look at all that
and go no, no, no on my own thing. Yeah,
I don't. I don't have I'm not that strong world.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
But I think so many women went through that period
of their twenties or their teens where they were like
obsessed with what they put in their bodies in terms
of food. Yeah, so this when you were working in pr,
this was something that like permeated your resistance. It was
always there because I was kind of a I would
have said, heavyseck kid, So I always felt like bigger
than the other kids and skill, and then that kind

(36:36):
of seeded in. I also think that some people are
maybe a little bit more predisposed with than others, and
I think I was a little bit more predisposed. I
think it was always in there, well, something you can
control exactly anyway, So what started as quite a casual
turned into like a full time job and then I
just fucking lost my shit completely and I was bleemic
mostly so my hull day, which was Bingeberge Bingeberg.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
So I couldn't really function. I quit my job and
my mom brought me back to the house. So I
was in my mum's house and I was an outpatient
in a clinic, which meant I wasn't in full time.
I would just go in and like do bits and
like have a meeting with someone and get wide and
a gain and a friend of mine un and mckavin
and now she wasn't really my friend at the time.
She's actually the elder sister one of my best friends.

(37:19):
She was starting a theater show called Singlehood, which was
about real people, i e. People like me who weren't actors,
and then comedians who were like actual comics, and we
were all just telling stories about our lives, relationship wise,
romance wise. Because I loved performing as a kid, I
was always a bit of a show pony. But my
family were quite conservative traditional, like that wouldn't have been

(37:41):
an option, Like that's something that you know what I mean,
No lawyer, mid school exactly, nursed like yeah, I want
to be a nurse or a vet, you know, something
something safe, something safe. So I always had that kind
of performer in me, and it never really had a
chance to come out. And then I was like, look,
do you want to be in the show called Singlehood?
And I nearly bit her hand off. I remember where

(38:02):
we were standing outside the dance Town to the Electro Picnic,
which is kind of Ireland's very cheap version of Glass
and Break, and I was like, yes, yes, And I
was quite unwell at the time, like I was still
very unwell, and I needed a reason to want to
get my life back. And all I saw for getting
my life back was as sad as it is, just
getting fat, that's all. I like, wait, fat, hal fat

(38:24):
weight wait wait. I had no reason to get well, you.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Get me yeah, yeah, So it almost like this idea
of you're on the train of getting healthy, but you
were like, well, I'll get healthy, but healthy just means
I'm going to be fat and unhappy.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I was just very sad and I was very unfulfilled,
and I just had no purpose. I had no direction,
so I miss I kind of skewed my sense of
purpose and direction into weight loss, you know what I mean.
And I didn't know how to get it out of
that because I'd no other thing to get better for.
I didn't see the point of anything. If I couldn't
just sit in my mum's room getting fucking painter like

(38:57):
that was just all it was about for me. So anyway,
I started doing the show and like as why ky
as it sounds it like it completely changed everything. So
then I started doing the show. Luckily I've just been
broken up with by this board lad, and I was
raging about it. Also, though, what a time to be dating.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
If you were like, that's the most important thing that's
going on in your life is like dealing with having
an eating disorder at the time, that would have been
a really.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Fucking hard time to I always have time for lads,
and I will make it. I will, I will, and
I'll sell you the sad truth. I had more boyfriends
when I look like a fucking greyhound race dog, Like
I swear to God because like there's brainwashed as we
are not anymore. It's different now, it's changed. Yeah, this
was like the twenty no I was considered early naughties.
It wasn't. It was like, well, so I did my

(39:45):
first I started comedy twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, so I
was still in treatment when I started, So that'll tell
you when it.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Was so that wasn't that long.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
No, it's not that long. We were talking like four
or five years ago. Yeah, but comedy kind of saved
me in a way. I just hate saying it because
it sounds so earnest, but it did. I don't know
what would have happened if that meeting, if Una hadn't
offered me that parish and that board, Lad hadn't dummed me.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
The board now too cute, but he.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't. I don't think anyone clock in my situation
like that. That one. That's, you know, the only one
of all the girls that didn't hear from a single
act in lockdown. I'm the only one. During lockdown everyone's like, oh,
my exes and my dms. I didn't hear from a
single one of my axes. No one looks back and
it's like, oh shit, that's the one. I didn't hear
from an ex either, But I didn't have.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
An X the.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I know.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I'd like twenty eight of them, and none of them
got in touch.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Every single one of your exes knows you're going to
use it for content. They can't, they're too scared to
go into your d ms. But now what you'll do
to them in shame though, just tell all the details there.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Worried I try and get back with them, which I
would have.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
It was very would you you were always funny? Or
where did the funniness come from? Because it is late
to have been like, oh fuck, I'm funny.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I could get paid for this. So I always liked
making people laugh. Yeah, for sure I did. And I
know that some comics when they look back on their
like school days, they were quite serious. I wasn't really.
I was kind of the clown really, so I liked
laughing laugh And then so Singlehood kind of became a
thing and a tour, and then this comedian came to

(41:20):
see it and he caught untilch after and he was like,
I think you could do stand up and then that's
how it started. But I said, no, like it, like,
do you know it's such a mad job. Yeah, And
it was such a huge pivot going from like preing
Coors light to like, oh yeah, I stand up now.
It just seemed like it was too much anyway. Then
he was like, look, come on tour with me and
you can kind of do five minutes and build it up.

(41:42):
And that's what I did, and I built it up
and by the end of that tour, i'd like half
an hour and I got signed and then it just
kind of started rolling.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well, you were speaking about your twenty five thousand exits
that you've had.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
What do you reckon would be your worst date story
that you've got? Is there one that's particular? One that
stands out?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Like?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's out about online day and.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I fuck, I loved it.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Come on, it's fascinating. You get to meet these people
and they're completely different to what they look like. You
get catfish coverage. I can't fish everyone, did you not physically?
Because I never wanted to turn up and have them
look disappointed.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
It's you could easily filter shit to its death and
you put twenty eight Paris filters on something. But I
wanted them to know what I looked like.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
But of course I can't.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Of course I would.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
What do you mean you can't fish personality wise? I
haven't heard anyone say that before.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
You're like, I'm way more normal. Can you just be like, oh,
I love fishing, Yeah yeah, baseball can't get look like whatever.
I don't care got.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Them in the rim and there's still twenty five of them.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
But no, like you do and like I had it
as well. With these kind of faux relationships, you'll know
obviously you're married to you're I mean, I've dated guys.
I've not been married for that long. You're out here,
come and I did the online day. So you met
your fell on Rya.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, I've only had two boyfriends in like ten years,
and they were both on RAYA. I'm ashamed to say,
but they're both on real.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah, you met your boyfriend, h Yeah, I wanted to
ask you is he what's his story? Is he a
secret someone or No? He's absolutely nobocause because everyone goes
nobody's nobody. He's absolutely nobody. Did you hear that, Alan,
You're fucking nobody. No, he's no one. I don't know
how he got on. He's not gone like a snail
on fairness. I don't know how I got on at

(43:28):
the timeline.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Did you meet anyone uber famous on Raya? No?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I tried to, but sure, it's very hard when you're
competing with like Jennifer Arniston.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Totally, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, there's like Victoria's secret. You're like Tom and you've
got like your little photo from frastival from Last Timer
was super like Channing Tatum. He didn't super like from
back Shocking. He'd shock page. Did you see the one
where it was a Ben Affleck who was this contact
as your worn and they she on matched him because
she thought he was a fake?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Fake?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Who was a Ben Affleck? I think it was Ben
and he and he was like what, I like, he
couldn't get his hat around that she would. I mean,
I guess he's right because she did think he was
a fake.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah, but also maybe she just wasn't interested in him,
and she even more embarrassed came out.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
She was like, I thought it was she put.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It online and I was like, that's so that feels mean,
Like do you know what I mean? Why do you
think that feels mean? Because it's like that's a private
thing that he did because he was trying to date.
I thought, yeah, it was embarrassing for him. It was
very embarrassing getting that a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Zach Efron, which I don't I'm not about this, but
Zacho Efron a lot has been getting people come out
and normal people and telling the dating stories and the
sex stories about him, like because he's just been dating
normal people. He came to Australia for a long time
and all these people coming out and talking about, oh
he loves going down.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
It's me And I'm like, why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yeah, it's mean because it's their one moment to kind
of rub up against a celebrity, literally rub up against
the celebrity.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
But it's like it is mean, but them feeling like
they've got a one up, you know. But it's like
it's so personal. You want to think that people aren't
gonna like like.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
That was a whole it's private. But people don't see
celebrities as real people. We see them because we've had
this like venia across them for so long that I
think a lot of celebrities don't get treated like they're
real people for that reason because they are untouchable, and
then when people have access to them, they kind of
treated in just a less empathetic way because they seem
like they're less deserving of empathy. I think it's because

(45:27):
they are like I rowed this celebrity and this is
my like, s my time to shine five minutes of Yeah.
Like I'm at a guy once who had sex with
the famous woman and he was telling me, like what,
She's into a lot, and I was like, this.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Just feels very odd. You're kind of betraying her, Like
she truce, did you you're having sex. It's a very
intimate private thing. I know you're going around saying that
she likes to be slapped in the ass and called
everyone daddy.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Who doesn't I actually hate it?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
No, don't you?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
No, not me?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
No, give it an We'll see how you feel. Give
it a go. About the time, Folk doesn't open her
dms because she's like got a million followers, so I've
got less, so I do kind of open mine occasion.
But at the time this was back, this is maybe
a year ago, when I was kind of more engaged
in the dms. This woman was like, Hey, I run
a spank paddle business, so I make like bespokes Bank paddles.

(46:20):
And I was like, oh my god, let's the gift.
The gifting begin. I will spipe. She's like, I'd love
to gift one to Vogue. Can you ask me what
she would like on it? Options are Daddy's little slot.
I was like, options, do you want to spie? Of

(46:40):
course she did spipe Bok swipe up and get you
like daddy's princess. I don't know. Yeah, so you met
Alan and Raya. How long were you single before that?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Because I heard you talking about something recently. You're in
this new relationship and your agent was like, what the fuck,
You're not relatable anymore?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
What, yeah, are we going to do?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
And I I felt that when I finally got a boyfriend,
I was like, holy shit, Like Laura used to put
me out to the wolves for my dating story. Yeah,
go on a date girl, that's.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
All You're good for it. But what do we get
out of you? Now? Get no sex? In case it
ends up in a headline in Scotland. You poor Ben.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
My boyfriend is a soccer play at football player in
Scotland and.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
He's in the media.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
It is, but for him, he wants to be in
the media for football and he's in the media a
lot at the moment for like me, sexy, not nothing.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
But they, you know, they take clicking back. I know
it's very hard as well when you're doing something like
this where you're where you're mining your personal life. Yeah,
like everyone gets taken down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
So Britt came back from her trip to Scotland just
recently and she was like, we can't talk about my
sex life from over there because like I don't want
it in the headlines.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's like, God, damn it, what are you good for now?
But that's my film life totally.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
When I was happy in Feeling love because I wasn't
happy for a long time and that was relatable and
I felt like life and cuts listeners an't gonna.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Like me anymore.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
They're not going to relate to you anymore.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Did you feel the same?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I didn't actually because Rick Rick is my UK agent
and he is like the biggest geezer, like he's great,
it's so funny. But I got a butt lift now.
It was a non invasive I basically just had my
ass massage for a week. This girl got in touch
with me. She's Irish based in the UK, and she
was like, look, I'm doing these batlifts. Did you want

(48:17):
to come in? I was like, like, we just chatted
and she basically, I don't know, low level. It was
a low level motion. No, it was just like an
electric thing.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Rick rang, Rick rang, He's up, fucking hell a mate,
You're got a fucking butt lift. And I was like
what he thought I was going in for like implants
or whatever, so he kind of picks up the wrong
end of the stick sometimes. But when I started going
there with Alan, Rick was like, are you happy now,
because that would be a ship shows.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Yeah, And I was like happy.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
It was like how ridiculous silly? I mean love ye now,
I'll always find problems.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, you think we're the best content from any performer
From Comedians Podcast, Adele Lewis Capaldi's pain pain Yeah, trauma,
Like that.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Is what people want to hear.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I reckon, I still have plenty inture. You got a
trauma make yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Also, I think
it's really nice like to have breaks in single. I
really enjoyed my single life. I guess the really lovely
thing about it is when you get to make stories
about your dating life. It makes dating more fun because

(49:24):
you know, like you said, you'll always get a bit
of crackhead of what you know what I mean. You're like,
do you think it gives you more confidence to kind
of go out there and do things and say things
that maybe you wouldn't necessarily do because you know that
there's not that there's an ulterior motive.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
But you're like, well, if this all fails. It'd lend
up on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Totally like Nora. It was a Nora effrnch like everything
is copy, everything is copy. Ultimately, yeah, that's and that's
a really nice thing. That's really not I thing about comedy.
The worst things that happen. You're like, I'll probably get
five minutes out of this.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
But how do you then differentiate, like when you say
everything's content or everything is something that you can turn into,
how do you differentiate the parts of your life that
you're like, actually, I need to keep that to my
mind myself.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
And these parts you don't at all. So there's no
filter with you and your mom rings and she's like,
I don't believe you said that. That's when that happens.
How does Alan you kind of feel about that?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Is he comfortable with it?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I think he's okay, like talk on in a while. Well,
I think the joke is always on me. Really, yes,
So it's never like even when he fell asleep mid ride,
which I spoken on the podcast, it was ultimately me
going like Jesus, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Like I.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Guess is I rocked him to sleep or I supposed
to like ride into a like burping him as you'd
not fairly. There's a fine line between sensual and I
know finished that. I know I rocked him to sleep,

(50:53):
hell stuff like that, but like that's ultimately me and
I think he finds out funny. There's certain stuff though
I don't talk about like there is like there has
to be, there has to be. Now, we would kind
of do it all on the pod. I'm sure you're
the same, and then we would cut bits out after.
But I think you kind of know where the line
is the danger is. I was listening to I've started

(51:15):
listening to Diary CEO. If you listened to that podcast
me had your one on from call Her Daddy, Yeah, Alex,
and she was talking about the line between when you
use your life for a podcast and where the line is,
And I just thought that was so interesting because she
was saying, the more outrageous you are, the more listeners

(51:35):
you get and stuff, and then you get kind of
caught in this strange world where you're just performing all
the time, even in your private life, because you need
to tell stories in your public life. Yeah. Yeah, So
me and about in fairness, we talk about what's going
on in the news and stuff like that, not the
new I mean the news, sorry, the dary mail. So
it's not on us to be mining our life for
an hour every week we record for an hour, we
us forty minutes because you just cut. It's not sustainable.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
But having said that from Alex from cooy Daddy, if
I was being paid sixty million dollars, I wouldn't have
a line.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
I would be is that what you got pay? Yeah,
that's a deal sixty mili. Yeah. I would do anything
in my personal life. I would rock anyone, just sleep
for sixty million dollars. But she has now swapped the strata,
like her partner was interviewing people, whereas before it was
and it was just her talk and for an hour
every week you'd run out of steam doing that thing.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Can't do it?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Folks like what you do this week? I'm like, didn't
fucking do Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I do them.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I lay in a bar and watched back to back
and married at first sight and ate dumplings in my
rearm on my own and I did. We say that
all the time, We're like, what did you do? You
must have done something, and I was like, I fucking didn't.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Do any I didn't do anything. And when it's about
your life being entertaining and you're sitting there being like, fucking,
I'm so boring this week, and then you've got to
think of it's nice to be able to rely on
the daily mail.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
That's why that's where it comes from. Yeah, because you
need to kind of trigger conversation points for you to
discourse and hopefully some crack comes out of that. But like,
it's not an exact science when it for you that
the transition.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I mean, obviously you're still during stand up comedy prolifically,
but when was it that you thought, Okay, I'm gonna
move this into a podcast media.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Why did you start in podcasting? Well, so I put
all my eggs into live. I had no kind of scripts,
had nothing in the pipeline, as they say. I was
just live, live, live, and I was kind of proud
of that. I was like, I'm a stand up like
Ell Scale, classic stand up. And it then Lockdown happened
and I was like, ah shit, because obviously what do
you do now? What are you doing now? And I'd

(53:27):
moved to the UK. I was there about maybe a
year before Lockdown, so and I'd felt like I was
kind of getting a bit of traction in the UK,
and then obviously everything kicked off, So I was like, Okay,
what do I do? Like, where do I go from
here now? Because there was talk at the time no
one will ever be in a room together again. We'll
all be in these zorb bolls, yeah and allergic to

(53:49):
the world for yeah. Yeah, And I was like, okay,
so what happens now, We'll just go back and try
as a nurse.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Or do I.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Like, what do I do? Like I hadn't I didn't
have any writing credentials, as in I'd written a couple
of collings from newspapers, like it wasn't like I didn't
have a book deal like nothing else.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Anyway, so Vogue was kind of in the same boat,
and she used to do a lot of her work online,
but she was like, look, we should do something together,
and a podcast has felt like that's just that's just.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
What everybody did during COVID. Every single person was like,
what are you doing? Should we do a podcast?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Yeah? So when did yours pop up? So we're two
years now, she had a podcast with her husband with
the production company, and we went in and met them
and then it just started rolling. So we kept it
very loose because we got it's similar to yours. It's
just like two women just chatting a chat, yeah, chewing
the fast because you can get very tied down in
formats like oh my god, it needs to be like

(54:41):
every week it's a new missing cat or some shit,
and we do you know when you're like locked into
and then you're like no, no, no, just keep it
really loose and just see what happens. And then no,
I'm sure it's the same as you guys. You're like,
this is so much fun, this is a great job.
I'm delighted.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I've always wanted to, Okay, tell me who is your therapist?
Who goes to you? And what is like? Where did
that come from? Did you ever hear from him again?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
So basically I had this herpist before a lockdown. I
was in a breakup. What else what Like, I was
breaking up with this guy and it was kind of
on and off and in and out blah blah. Maybe
I would say more so for me than him. I
did knew it was over, but you were yeah, day
I was just I was devastrated and I needed to
move past it. So you can't move past anything in

(55:23):
lockdown because everything just literally stands still. So it's okay,
I need I need to kind of start focusing on
myself more and blah blah. So got this harpist and
he was so good. I loved him. And then one
day he just went away, like in the classic ghost
die he didn't tell you didn't die. He didn't tell
you he didn't die. He canceled your appointments. So what

(55:45):
he was going away for a month. I was actually
seeing him. When I think about it now, it was
before lockdown, so I had seen him for maybe two
months before lockdown. Then Lockdown happened, and of course everything
kind of went up in the air. So then I
tried to get back in touch with him, and then
I just couldn't get nothing. So then I was genuinely going,
oh my god, he's like he got closed. Yeah COVID,

(56:08):
he got battered, bitten by the bat And then I
contacted him and he was alive and well and recommending
other purpots to me come not for you. Emailed him
and I was like, John, are you still working in
mental health? Because at this time I just had enough.
I was like I just need to know just tell me,
tell me that. Yeah. It was harbor. He was so good.

(56:28):
I made so much progress for him in even those
two months, and then he just took it away. I'll
play you double John.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Was he still seeing patients and just didn't want to
see why? Had he changed career?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
No, he hadn't changed career, said John, are you still
working in mental health? Like you know when you're just
like worked up into a tissy. I was like, I
just need to know all caps. And then you wonder
why you didn't get a reply are you still working?
And he just went back, yes, I am un and
here's who I'd recommend for you, and that was it.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
But he never told you why.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
I don't think I've ever heard of that happening. I
am like, he's a world first dramming out, No, it's not.
I have had people contact me and say the same.
Actually one i'd want one contact a lot of people
asking about you know, people about Mahammah hair, A lot

(57:21):
of people asking Now. One other woman said the same
thing happened to him. Yeah, I don't know what happened
to him. And he was really like he was kind
of all like you know, wax on wax off. He
was very he was bordering on spiritual, which I really
enjoyed because I wouldn't be that way inclined at all myself.
I enjoyed. There was a lot of incense burning and
ship What.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Was it so much about his approach that you thought
cut through more than other therapists so that you've been
to see.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
He just got us. I don't think he did. He did.
I think that's maybe got it. Maybe that's why I
have the capacity for the un And you love and
life good luck. I mean you and Vogue.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
I feel like you're similar to Laura and myself in
terms of Folgues got one hundred thousand kids.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Folks got more kids than umbilical chords. No kids, not
three three, but they're close so like she slid them all. Yeah,
they were like stacked on top of each other. I
always thought i'd have like twenty kids, and then you
hung out with Vogue. Well, no, I think it was
my circumstances kind of Voge wouldn't put me off having
kids at all. She makes it look so easy. Actually, No,

(58:30):
I do find it stressful when they're all there at
the same time. Like I've said that to her, it's
like a circus. I'm like Volk, Can I still speak
to you on your own one child at a time,
like they always want something? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, they do all the time, and you want to
do you find that difficult to navigate being in a
completely different stage of life in terms of friendships, business.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Recording the podcast, No, I had kind of thought I
wasn't going to have kids. I was like, nah, I
just don't think it's for me. I've no, like, I
don't know if you. I don't have like a burning
desire to have kids.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Exactly the same thirty six in a couple of months, Okay,
so yes.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
You have to.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
You're kind of at the stage where you kind of
have to start making some decisions.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I froze eggs because I was so on the fence
that I was like, I would hate for the time
to come.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
And I changed my mind and really want them. I
don't have the options, but I have recently, and I'm
thirty six. I've never not wanted kids, but I've been
on the fence.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I don't think I do, but I'm not sure. I
don't want to rule it out.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
And then just recently, literally in the last couple of months,
something has switched.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Because you're in love I'm thinking about it totally. Day
I wake up and I'm like, should I do it?

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Is today?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
The day is next week?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Do I need to freeze an embryo?

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Do I need?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Like I think about it all the time, and now
I've transitioned to maybe. I don't know if I can
imagine my life without one.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Something shifts as well. When you're in a healthy stable
about fuck something a not even healthy stable relationships.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I was like, to take that bad. It's toxic. What
I'm like, come to mind, I will appropriate with you.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
When you are with someone and you want to be
with them and you want to secure that relationship. Sure,
when you want to locked into yeah, but there is
sometimes something that kind of flicks and you you start
thinking more about kids.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It's age. But also I'm a demon for like, I've
had a couple of relationships. I remember that one of
my first boyfriends who I went day would from the
say it was like nineteen to twenty one kind of thing,
and to say, like I talk about it, I don't
talk about him in the show, but like, I don't
fall in love, I fall insane. So she does that?
Lord does I have in the partment I'm in Yeah,

(01:00:30):
all the way, and whether you're involve really doesn't seem
to bother me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
It's like, I'm in it to win it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Even if the prize is the shittest prize I could
possibly this, I will still win this place. And then
you look at that and you're hurt one for me, yeah,
like it's a joke. But I think it's because I've
always been in these relationships with these men who like,
give me a bit and then they take it away.
They give it back and they take it away, and

(01:00:57):
they're in love with you on Monday, and they're not
love with you one way, Cram. They're in love with
you on Saturday, and they're not lovely on Sunday and
they're DM and other women all this bullshit, right, So
you're always it's all about you. So you're trying to
win back the validation because you feel like when they're
not looking at you, you don't exist anymore. You're trying
to get back, trying to get it back. But this
guy was going when I was a kid or team
young adult, so we call it. And I was up

(01:01:20):
sad and he was just confused, and I think he
was like, wow, it really full on. And I was like,
I love you. Do you love me? He's like, yeah,
I think so, I don't know. You're in me? Do
you love me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Look at me, look at me in the eyes. You're
inside me? Do you love me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
What do you think about me? Now? Do you like me?
Do you think I'm pretty? But I was mad about him,
and he's not fucking clues. So because he was like
in and eight and in and out and in and out.
I will hold my hands up and say, my younger
self put all my validation into what Lad's sort of
me one hundred percent, and I'm the opposite of that name,
which drives Alan inside. But anyway, your man costely trying

(01:01:59):
to break up for me. I did succeed a couple
of times. Then the last time I was like, I'll
get pregnant. Now I was twenty twenty one. I'll get
pregnant and then he's tied to me forever life and
I'll have his child. Oh you're genuinely crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Well now I'm much better now after the work. So
two months with that therapist on the work, yeah not enough,

(01:02:21):
but not enough work. But so but when I think
now dragging that Lad's child around the world at me, like,
oh my god, you wouldn't even be You wouldn't be
where you are. I wouldn't at all. I'd be in
my mother's attic. Absolutely. But this is the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
You would actually probably still be in those types of
relationships because you wouldn't have had the ability to do
the work to get to the point where you are
now sound. You would just be dating someone else who
was giving it and taking it away. Yeah, now I
think I've done too much work. They were like emotionally unavailable.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I'm like a talk not to crack name.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yeah, do you look at who you are now, say,
in your thirties and think like I don't even recognize
that person in their twenties one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Hundred percent only have the same face. I'm like, it's mad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
But where do you think that that confidence comes from?
Because I mean, obviously you can say do the work,
But it's such a huge shift between going from somebody
who was very body conscious, also very boy conscious, to
being someone who is like wildly independent, like has the
ability to stand up on stage and make a huge
fucking audience laugh and had the confidence to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Like what changed for you? I don't know. Like, I
honestly don't know. There was no one thing comedy allowed
me to bring out the part of me that I
hadn't really been like, not that I was hiding it,
but I certainly wasn't making to live in out of us.
And so then once you get kind of applauded for
that side yourself, like actually, you're like good at the
station exactly. I don't know if it's to deal with

(01:03:41):
I don't know. It's pretty a bit deep, but I
don't know if it's dealing with adoption. I don't know
what it is. But I was always quite like competitive
and like wanting to prove my kind of self, and
so I always liked being good at things. But also
I was very easily talked out of things. So if
someone in my first year of comedy had said your shit,
I would have been like, your fucking your dad right? Good, Well,
sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I imagine it gives you like a level of humility.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I imagine there's a lot of times where you delivered
joking you think you nailed it and it didn't land,
people don't laugh, and you've got that awkwardness where you like, I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Think with comedy you need a level of delusion. You
need that delusion where you can have a really rough
gig and be like grand killed it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yeah, but I actually think people are asking for their
money back sales and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
You're like nailed it. It's like reverse imposter syndrome because
you need pick skin. And I think doing like when
I started in comedy and like going and doing the clubs,
and I moved to the UK and I was on
my own and I was living in a ship hell,
and I did all the like getting these trains, these
towns and doing these It actually really hardened me as
a person. It became very independent, which I've held on to,

(01:04:47):
which I really like about myself now, Whereas before I
didn't have that independence at all. I wasn't happy on
my own. It was always like had some external validation
from something, whereas now I'm perfectly happy on my own.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
You mentioned just before that you're adopted. Yes, how old
were you when you found out that you were adopted?
I always knew it was something that was always just
addressed in your family.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
They made it into a bad time story. So it
was like you were so loved. Everyone loved you, They
loved yourself washed, they gave you, they you in a
basket and leave you in a phone bar because we
love you. Bless your parents you adopted. What's that being

(01:05:31):
like for you? Did you go and then look?

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Did you go on and look for your biological parents?

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Did you have that nigs?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I know, for some people they don't want to know,
and then some people are like, no, I would like
to have some understanding.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Yeah, I think as well, because I'm quite different. All
my love came from quite different. Like I had this
curiosity because I did have this slight show pony in
me and it's not in my family. So because there
wasn't that performance thing in my family, I did think
that maybe I would have come from this show bused
dynasty where they all did like you know, the panto. No,

(01:06:06):
you can fantasize about anything. So then I found them.
They're just normal. They're just totally normal people. And I
was like, oh, which is bitter to find out. Of
course I was looking for some sort of blueprint from myself,
but I would just do whatever they were doing. I
was like, oh, okay, I'll do panton No, that's what
I'll do. Do you know what I mean? Do you
find what you wanted? Did you find out why they
gave you up for adoption and they were just young, right,

(01:06:29):
So Ireland it was the eighties, like just too young
ever after in Ireland and the earties.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
But that was a bad time story.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Yeah, it's like if your care like because there was
so like it's a funny like even in I was
born in nineteen eighty three and I was adopted. Ever
ask common which is it's like it's an a rural
county in Ireland. It was what it was at the time.
You didn't keep kids out of wedlock, really, you just didn't,
and if you did, there was a lot of stigma
around it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
It's interesting to me because when you just mentioned before
and you said, you know, like because I was adopted,
I was being this performer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
But also I think, like, how do you know, because
you don't know any different than the life that you
lived and you grew up, Like if you always knew
you were adopted, if you always need to knew this,
you know, Like it's kind of like when people ask
things like like how did it affect you, You're like,
I don't fucking know. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
It's such a great point because I don't know, and
it's I read an analogy once it's like mixing paint.
It's like mixing paint and then trying to take the
callers back out. I don't know. I don't know why
I am the way I am. However, I did some
reading when I was doing the work, which the people like,
if you're adopted, they will fire that to you. Anyone
will put that as a reason for anything. Like you

(01:07:38):
go into anywhere and they're like, oh, you're adopted. I'll
obviously that's why you do everything that you do, like
even though you're like, well I don't feel that way,
but they kind of poured it on news. So then
you absorb that and you think, oh shit, it must
be because I'm adopted.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I don't know, but that's so invalidating because you're like, yes,
I might be adopted, but I also got everything I
needed from the people who wanted to be my parents.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
But I do think there is I definitely had an
identity crisis is probably too strong, but there was an
identity issue there for sure, and I think that's a
lot of the play where the eating disorder came from.
And I was definitely I would have liked to have
looked like someone or I would have liked to have
had more guidance in the way of, oh, you're just

(01:08:17):
like your uncle John. He used to write plays and
do this because there was I definitely had an inkling
towards the arts writing, and that wasn't my family, like
my brother's an accountant, my mom's a nurse, my dad
he's dead now, but he was a draftsman, so it
was all very technical stuff, whereas I was like away
with the fairies, really and so I definitely wanted to

(01:08:39):
see that in my past and I didn't, and I
think that definitely led to me doing some pretty stupid shit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
What would be the goal for you in comedy or
in the next five year go like, are we seeing
you in Netflix specials?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Are we seeing you on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
That's a great question, Brittany, because.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Premium people listening to the podcast, you know, the big wave.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I don't know, so I kind of set these when
I started. I guess I didn't probably didn't have a
huge amount of confidence. I was kind of going in
like all guns blazing. But my girls were quite when
I look back now, they were quite low, low level goals.
So then you when you do those girls, you're like,
oh shit, I'm through to the next right, what happens, Maria?
You want to get to Rainbow, I'm like punching the

(01:09:25):
fuck Like, doesn't it there's an extra layer? So I
don't know, Like I have a book deal. I'm going
to write a book. I'm going to finish twenty twenty three,
which is the year that it is now, that's correct,
You're right, are you? Man? My agent through the day
and I was saying, Rick the Geezer, I was like,
whatever we're doing this year, you won't see me for
twenty twenty three, I'm not opening my mouth. And he's like,

(01:09:46):
it is twenty twenty three. I'm like, oh my gosh,
I've seen you every fucking day. I was like, oh
my god, I've literally lost my mind. So I was like, okay, Rick,
twenty twenty four, you're not saying you're not going to
see me. So I will do this. I will ride
this amazing wave that I'm thoroughly enjoying at the moment,
banging out Prosecco shows wherever they'll take me. The Ghosted
Live Tour will take us to the end of this
year and the next year. I will like disappear. Well,

(01:10:08):
I mean, I say disappear, you will, I will be
on tour. I'll write the book and just like chill
and write a new show, and then I'll tour again.
Like I love the live stuff, I really really do.
It's not kind of a gateway into anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Whether that stuff happens cool, But I don't have any
massive desire to ride a sitcom or any of that
kind of stuff. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
How do you go with touring then, like in terms
of like managing your relationship life back home during the podcasting.
Obviously you can podcast by a zoom, but how long
when you go and you do these touring stints that
you're away from what is normal life.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Well, I think I have a kind of hippie in me.
I like I love the traveling around. I really do.
I feel like I'm well equipped for it. I'm not
like a homing pigeon. I'm happy on the road. I
love it. I love road life, so it suits me.
My worry is what happens. I think now that I
may not have all these theories, that none of them

(01:11:05):
are true, but I reckon as a comic, you probably
get if you work hard, you probably get maybe five tours. Realistically,
before you just start repeating the same shit and people
move on to the next thing or whatever. I don't know,
so you have to kind of look at it in
the long term. But I would say I'll be doing this.
I would hope to be doing this kind of touring
for the next ten fifteen years. That's what I would

(01:11:27):
hope to do. I don't know, that's what I would
hope to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Do you feel that comedy now is still a very
male dominated industry or do you think that there has
I mean, we've seen it, there's been such a rise
in female comedians in recent times, But do you think
that it is predominantly still kind of paving your way
in a male industry.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I always nervous been answering questions, I thought, because I
feel like if anyone's going to misrepresent the industry, it's
going to be me because they don't have a clear
what I'm talking about. So like, I don't know why
for me, Like I think I came in at a
really lucky time. Amy Schumer was like I just exploded,
Suddenly everyone wanted a woman on the panel. It was
like tick tick tick, and I kind of came in

(01:12:03):
around the same time, so there was a lot of
luck timing. Whatever the trend at the time was, women
were trending in comedy, and I think that has trickled
down now and now it's to me, it feels like
there are a lot of women in comedy, but the
data would probably suggest it's still very much of cockfest.
But I think it takes a while for things to
balance out. Yeah, but also having to learn your craft.

(01:12:26):
This is the problem. So when I started, because they
were desperate for female comedians, girls were getting these big
gigs when they actually I will hold my hands up
and say I got gigs probably before I should have
had those gigs because the male comics I was on
with had had ten years doing the clubs before they
were getting these shows because they needed a woman. They
were like, fucking rip your one car. He's been doing

(01:12:47):
it for six months. But her the three arena go
on and you're like hello. So there's pros and cons,
do you know what I mean? But one of the
cons was that you get given the job before you're
ready for the job, because you haven't had the chance
own yourself in the clubs. Because women are the hot
thing and comedy and they're taking these girls a before
they're ready.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
But that almost works as a detriment because I think
that there's I mean, for so long, so many men,
I would say, mostly have had the mentality of like, oh, well,
women aren't that funny comics?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
I don't have any time for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
That one, right, But I mean I think also if
you're then putting female comedians up on stage, you maybe aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Ready for it. All that does mainforces what people are saying.
But you know what's so interesting And I actually just
thought about it there after it said that. I was like,
the truth is the male comics, and look, I love
some of my very good friends are male comics. But
I also think women are more self aware. Am I
going to get killed for this now? Absolutely not. I
think they're more self aware, so like i'd be their gown.

(01:13:44):
I'm not ready for this, goog, where's the lab beside me?
Like now? They how did I not get this three
weeks ago when I started? Do you know what I mean?
I have a fresh two minutes here like brainish like that.
I genuinely think you do need a bit of delusion
in the job because you need to have a thick skin.
So when you fail and income your failures are very
public because you're failing in front of an audience, you're
not failing privately, and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
They like to publicize a failure too, like, Oh, of course,
do you ever have to worry about with the stuff
that comes out of your mouth? I mean, thank goodness,
you have a good producer to trim some things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah, do you have your episode to fifteen minutes? Yeah?
Do you ever have to worry You've been in the
studio for nine days, you have happy New Year? Girls?

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Do you ever have to worry about being canceled? When
you're a comedian, you have to flirt with that line
between what isn't isn't appropriate, And it's a fine line.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I think because I used to work on Pure I
have a kind of innate sense of where the line is.
I like to kind of poke it. But it's different
on stage. You're in a room, people know to take
it with the pinch of salt. They can't really. They
can take it into context if they want, but usually
the people in the room are there because they're on
your side, whereas a podcast can just it's like Twitter,

(01:14:57):
like they just take them out a cut and then
it's like suddenly, yeah, so with the pod, I definitely
be more careful with what I say. So I don't
listen to the podcast because do you know what makes
a cut? I don't know what's in it, and I
should listen. I should because I would definitely be able
to contribute then to chats about like how to make
it a better podcast, But I can't listen to myself.
I listened to not Good for Morale. I listened once

(01:15:21):
I'd obviously had two generals, listened rang Joe crying. Joe's
our producer, and I was like, I want to be
in on the edit. We saying like fucking idiots, and
he was like, you're never listening to the podcasting and
that was the last conversation we ever had. So I've
never listened to it since. So I have no idea
what's in it. I do trust Vogue and Joe. Vogue
listens to it every week and then she'll say in
the WhatsApp, oh, Joe maybe should take out When Joanne
said that, and I was like, how have you not

(01:15:42):
taken that out? Already? Head of Vogue editing this, ha
ha ha. So but it's funny, like to be fair,
Vogue actually gets more ship than I do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
I think that she.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Yeah, Vogue gets more ship than I do, because did
you think she gets the mummy shaming and things like that?
She gets it all because firstly, have different careers. Vogue
is like a presenter, like mainly I know she does
a lot of online stuff, whereas as a comedian kind,
if you present yourself from the start, it's having no
marals or ethics, no one expects anything from you because
you can only go up, do you know what I mean?

(01:16:14):
So Vogue would have presented yourself as a woman with
morals and ethics, so then she can't go back on
that name.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
But it's also that people see you and they have
an expectation. Like if you're on TV and you're presenting
or whatever, people are like, oh I know that person,
and they feel like they're your friend. And then you
get on a podcast and you speak and you be you,
and some people it's just what are offended by who
you are as a person. Yeah, you can't please them all,
and like I mean, we've experienced it. We're careful with

(01:16:39):
the content that we put out because we never want
to be anyone's feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
We needn't know either, and we never want to be misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
You know. We never want to say something and then
not realize the context as to how somebody else has
interpreted it. But it does mean that we have to
have a real, very conscious ear over what we're putting out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
But you're right, some people will just intentionally interpret you
the wrong way, like they will just intendly think there's
no good will there. They want to think bad you
have of us. They'll be looking for stuff that you've
set in.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
The Prosecco Express You're for Me show. The last show
in Australia, unfortunately is tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
People miss that. But do you come back on deal
shows in America? I'm in Chicago and Boston on the
eleventh and twelfth to May. If anyone's around American listeners
going to Canada. D you buy America? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Well we see you back in Australia anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
So I think me and Volge or coming back to
do the Ghosted Yes December, Yes, get.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
You back on both of you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah, we love that. We would love that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Mis suck.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Today's this episode. It's so cooked.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Okay, all right, guys, it's time for scond Sweet the
highlight and the low light of each and every week.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
I know you were, and that's going to stay in
my sweets.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
The episode because it's so funny. My sucks the episode
because we're so cooked, Like can that be a thing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Or your family coming, like putting your nan an uber,
seeing your mom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Hearing people sexy talk is a high Okay, my family
is an actual highlight.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
My highlight was my family coming.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Yeah, my whole family came. It was really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
They've never come to see how long have you lived
in Sydney before? I is, Yeah, it's a long way
to come from Coffs Harbor. Though I'm one of four
kids and you're not the favorite, I'm not the priority,
of course.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
No, it's not that I'm not the favorite. I'm not
the priority because my brothers and sisters are all spread
out right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I'm the only one in Sydney and like my brothers
have multiple kids. They're up on the Gold Coast and
they're the favorite because they provided grandchildren. Not the favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
You're really pushing that one home. It's not they're the favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
But like if my parents and my family get a
weekend off, they kill more birds with one stone by
going up seeing my sister, my brother the grandkids, and
I'm just left in Sydney alone. Like, if you come
to see me, it's like I'm taking you out to
the clubs, Like you're not coming for a wholesome weekend.
We did not go out to the clubs, room bed
at nine o'clock. So it's like if they get time off,
they're going to go and see everyone at once. So

(01:18:55):
it's like they've never come to see me. And my
suck would have to be I don't have one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I can't think. It just means you didn't prep, just
didn't think about your week. Something bad happened, you just
haven't spent two seconds thinking about it. I know how
shit your life is British.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Something fat has happened. My suck is I had to
fight with Ben.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Oh, yeah, you're having a fight with him now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I'm fighting with him right now, like you're fighting with Matt,
and it's also over something equally stupid. We're not actually fighting,
but I'm making it a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
It's not a fight.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Could sometimes you just.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Have one in here? You just want to have a fight.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah, he just said one thing that annoyed me, and
then I'm just really hanging on to it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
When I shouldn't have to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
And I'm like, you will be on your knees apologizing,
not doing what you your sickos. Get your hand out
in the guner. He'll be on his knees when he's
in Australia looking him a vagina not mine. He better
not being Where is this going?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
I've had enough?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
What's your suck?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Stop thinking about Ben right now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I can see you imagining. So now he's ugly, you
want him to go down on you, or his gross
you go down on you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
You can have his between your legs. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
I know we share a lot of things, but men
is not one. No, no, no, I remember that one
time that you did date a guy who I tried to.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Have sex with him. It didn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
I didn't have sex with him because you told me
you tried to have.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Sex with him. Would you have sex with the guy
I've had sex with?

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Is it chatting tetum? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Depends on who it is, doesn't it? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
It depends on who it is. If literally any of
my exes, you can have them all they suck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
I wouldn't want one of them. They're a giant, walking
red flagpole. If it was someone's uber hot, someone that
you'd brag about. I don't brag about my sexcapades, but
if it was like a Brad Pitt, I'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
Bragging about him. No, I've really had sex with anyone
i'd brag about. I mean, like, I had some fine exes.
I can't say they're all terrible. I wonder if any
of them listening. I had sex with one person from Hollywood.
I'm not have ever said this. I had sex with
one person from Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Who I'm not going to tell. Well, you can't drop that,
then no one cares.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I was telling the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
But what I'm going to say is the reason I've
never said anything about it is because he's the one,
Oh maybe I did. He's the one that, like, I
went out and met some Hollywood friends and it was
all great. He was here filming a big movie. And
then he's the one that told me that I had
a real masculine energy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Essentially, he was like, I don't know if he's trying
to give me a compliment, but he started to call
me quite manly.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
And I was really offended. But you still fucked him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Correct, that is correct?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Okay, all right, my suck for the week we made love.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Anyway, keep going, Yeah, I'm sure you did. My suck
for the week is being at the hospital all weekend.
Can I also say I had a glimpse into the future.
I realized what parenting like a ten year old kid
is going to be like. The hospital, the Peedes emergency
was just there was like sixty kids in there. It
was so full, and they were all children wearing sports jerseys.

(01:21:35):
Like every single child from the weekend from Sunday had
injured themselves at school sports.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Yes, that was me for ten years. I'm the person
that did those x rays. I had to see teens.
It's a nightmare. Don't put your kids in sports. Yes,
see why the hospital work. I realized that my suck
was the realization of the rest of my life. I
was like, oh my god, I'm going to spend the
rest of every weekend at a sports game and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Sometimes at the hospital because they're going to hurt themselves.
You don't have a life anymore. I can't believe you've
just realized this. No, dedicated your life to two other
small humans. I mean, my sweet for the week is
that I went out for lovely dinner on Friday night,
which feels like a million years ago. Yeah, four, a
million years ago. Matt and I went out. It was
two nights when we loved each other and we were
a happy couple. Did you have sex?

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
No, because we had sex on Thursday night and then
we were full past we had Yeah, I was full.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
And then we got home and Keisha has stuck around
for ages chatting.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
So then so then I was like, oh, the boot's
gone killer.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
The babysitter stayed for so long. We were like, come
on leave, now we're going to fuck, and didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So no, I'm joking, Keisha, you were a single handedly
ruined their sex lives?

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Or did you save us from having to have sex?
Who depends on how you look at it. So you're
in Laura's good books in Matt's bad books. No. So
we came home from dinner, Keisha was on the couch
and we chatted for a while, and then we went
to bed and cuddled, and then we went to the
hospital and spent the rest of our life there. Can
I just say one thing though before we read this.
It's very important. It's very important, and this is to

(01:22:58):
any mums out there, because I think I've shut on
the whole having to take my kid to hospital thing
enough on this episode. But I do want to say
sometimes you can feel really dumb because you get to
hospital and your kids seems fine, right, like they improve,
and then you think you're wasting people's time or you're
trying to like should I be here?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Shouldn't I be here?

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I so believe that if you think you need to
take your kid to hospital, just take them and then
leave it up to a professional to decide whether or
not they need to be there or not, because it
is so stressful trying to figure out is my child's
sick enough to be at hospital? If you think they're
sick enough, just go. And yes, it's annoying spending six
hours an emergency with them. They also are very annoyed
by it, but like it's the best place to be.

(01:23:34):
Absolutely the just thing to happen is you to not
and then something is OK. I joke about this, but
like I will spend every day for the rest of
my life in the hospital if I.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Need to for my kids. I mean, I joke about
it too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
We always used to complain as hospital workers, like to
our friends and family, like, oh my God, it was
so busy, so many people here. But when you're in
the moment and somebody walks in, because everyone, Laura, I
can tell you every parent comes in and says that, Oh, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Sorry, I'm sure, it's fine. I don't want to wait.
It's not wasting our time. But trust your gut something
you feel like it's not right. That's why people are there,
that's why health professionals are there. So just go so
you know what, if you need me, I'll be there
for a set of Sunday. So, Laura, is that the
psychologist for the next Okay, that is it from us.
If you love the episode, you know the drill by,
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Is that what you do?

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Yeah, you can hear follow.

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is the Life Uncut discussion group. Oh my god, speaking
of the discussion, grout one little thing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
So so I put a post in about my neighbors
Alex and Eugene in Scotland, and you guys, I said, look,
he might creep in here and see this and join
the group, so just say a big welcome. I don't
think he's made himself known in the group yet, but
I woke up this morning to must be thirty two
screenshots from Alex and Eugene next door. They went in
and screenshot every comment that you guys wrote on that

(01:25:21):
picture and sent it back to me.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
They was so cute, and I'm like, Alex, have you
told anyone you're in there yet? I was like, just
say hi, it's Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
But I think he's just lurking in the background.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
He'd read every comment from you guys and he was
really stoked, and then he sent them all back to
me like I hadn't done the post myself.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Welcome, Welcome to the group, Alex and Eugene, and if
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