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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
a welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is well if you're just joining us, this is
actually the Pickup, which is our national radio show, and
we package up all the best bits for you if
you don't listen to the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
This week, it was a wild ride, a lot of ground,
did it.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well, yes, there was something that came out. You guys
might know Jamie Lang. He's from Made in Chelsea and
it was all over socials this week because his wife
accidentally shared a dig pic of his to social media.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Do we think these accidental shares that celebrities do are
intentional or accidental?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well, we couldn't really get into it because, like I mean,
when we do radio, we've got like five minute breaks,
so we don't actually get the chance.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
To unpack things we unpacked it.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
We don't get the chance to unpack things with the
kind of nuance we do on the.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Podcast Unpacking occidental dig photos.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I did think this, britt I actually I wonder whether
it's tttig because it gets some so much publicity.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I think this was strategic because it wasn't a full
blown front on one. It was like a reflection silhouette
in a window. It was enough that it's not mortifying
for it to be online, but it also enough to
get people talking.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It was part of like a photo dump. So she
put like quite a few photos up and one of
the photos was like a dark silhouette from the background
and then a reflection of a penis.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, I think they do it on purpose. If you're
in the public eye to that level, you think of
these things.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Well, who was Wait, who was the really famous rockstar
who got his cock out for no reason?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Are talking about Lenny Kravitz's penis swinging out of his
leather pans?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
No, Lenny Kravitz, the guy who's to day Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, tom Tommy Fury Kid, Tom No, Tommy Fury.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Tommy was about to say Tommy Little and he did
not get it to dig out.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Tommy Lee. Tommy Fury is a box so it's about twelve. No,
it was Tommy Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yes, Okay, look we've really.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Gone off piece. The question we asked is what did
you accidentally share? So did you accidentally share a nude
to like I don't know the word group or did
you share something in the family group chat they shouldn't have?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Did you upload it on the internet? Who knows what
it is?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We've all done embarrassing things, and there were some great
ones that came through.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
There are some that make you like when you read them,
you feel physically unwell for them, you know, when you
it's something so visceral that you're like, you imagine yourself
in that position. There are some that were written in
where I was like, I just don't know what i'd do.
What's that thing where you divorce your family? IMMANI paid
you'd have to like leave your family?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do you know? I was reading something the other day?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
This is fully off piece that there is like a
special word in Japan for making yourself disappear, so like
people do it instead of like dealing with the problems
or like getting divorced and getting separated or whatever. If
you've got helps to debt and you and you know
you want to go out of your marriage or whatever,
there's like special agencies that help you just disappear, relocate,
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get you a new passport, I like it, and you're gone.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Imagine how good that would be it's.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Like living back in the fifties when people could just
like drive to Perth and then start a new family.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Because the government didn't own them like they own us now. Yeah, anyway,
that's a real weird tangent.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, well what did you bring this week? I did
have a tangent myself this week.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Actually, I just had this realization whilst I was in
the bathroom at an airport washing my hands. The number
of people I saw come and go that didn't wash
their hands after the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You disgusting little critters. None of you guys listening.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That was not Maybe no, maybe it is.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Maybe we need to do a pole and laugh and
car like absolutely none of it. You know you wash
or don't you wash?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm sorry if you are listening and you write and
say you don't wash your hands some people, So I reckon,
there's lots of people who don't wash after a pee.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I reckon there would be. Or they do the fake wash,
the little fake like hand keeps to.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
People fake wash where it's just the fingertips, like little
fingertips flick flick flick. Then they like touch their mouth
or something like you just put poop particle in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's what my kids do.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
They just do a flick and I have to like
watch them eagle eye to make sure they wash their hair.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Anyway, all that goodness on the show. Now, I hate
to be the person.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
That complains about something, but I'm going to complain because
I've never been so grossed out by anything as I
was on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You've been bread crumbing this for a day and a half.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I just like it was really unsettling for me. I
had this moment where I was like, how are we here?
How are we as a society here? I flew to
the Gold Coast on the weekend for like a weekend getaway,
and I went to the bathroom, came out of the bathroom, great,
was washing my hands as you do as you do,
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and I saw multiple people come out of the toilet,
not wash their hands and leave, and I was so
disgusted by it, and I was like, Okay, is this
just this moment? Have I just been unlucky that I
stumbled across like these two people that didn't wash.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Their hands where they just walked straight out of the
cubicle and out the door.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, they fake it. They fake it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
They go to the scene.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Can they turn the water in for a second and
they flap their hand under for a minute, which, mind you,
does nothing. Some of them even touched their face after it,
like fix up their lip gloss and stuff, and I
was like, you just put a pool in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Basically, no, they did it.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And then yes they did.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
This poop particles. Then they difference between grabbing it and
and whip. I feel like, let's not complate the two.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
But then I had this moment where I was like, Okay,
that was a bit weird that those people didn't wash
their hands.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So then you stuck around to do your own investigative journalism.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I hid in a cubicle and so I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But I think once something becomes apparent to you, like
you just look out for it more. So, all of
a sudden, every time I went to the bathroom in
anywhere that was public, I just started to pay more
attention to people.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I think people do a half fast job of
washing their hands.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But no, not even soaplaura. I'm so disgusted, like after what.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We all went through with COVID.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Even take the germs, like the general toilet germs out
of it, just the COVID where we realized how much
things spread and how important washing your hands up. I'm
just gobsmacked to see how many people are not washing
their hands.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Maybe this is like the resistance, like people are like, no,
we did it, were sick of it.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well, I tried to do some research on it, because
I do go down these rabbit holes. I are you Okay, No,
I'm not because I it's actually revolting, because do you
know what like the dirty.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I know, I know it's disgusting. I'm just enjoying the
pure hatred you have it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But there are people that need to hear this.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm worried about you. The dirty is part of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
People think in that those bathrooms, people think it's a
toilet seat, right because like that's closest.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
To where you know, whatever is happening down there is happening.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
But it's actually not.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It is the toilet door and the taps because like
you haven't made it to since get to wash your hands.
Think of the stuff that goes down in a bathroom.
The one thing everyone is then doing is touching that
doorknob to get either in or out, And then they're
touching the taps.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, but then the problem is is if you've washed
your hand and then you have to touch the tap
to turn it off. If it's not one of those
automatic ones, you're retouching the dirty thing anyway. And I
know you can get a piece of paper and put
a piece of paper on this and then, but.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I've never do that.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You don't have to talk like I've.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Never once in my entire life, I've been to the
bathroom with you before.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I've never seen you do it.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
No one gets random towels and walks out holding Maybe
there's some people, but I've never seen someone do it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Trust me.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I have been made to do it by my nana
and my mother my whole life. You get a piece
of toilet paper, you open the door, and then you
just put it in the toilet and it's done.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
The door's open you you don't walk around with them.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I mean, like the tap and then the door to
leave the bathroom, like the main door that you exit from.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Oh yeah, I will often do that at a public toilet,
or I will put my shirt down so it goes
over my finger, or I can pull it out right now.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I have hand sanitizing every.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Single back yeah, I think that that's the difference. A
lot of people now carry around hand, sanitize it with
them and use it pretty willy nilly.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Well, nineteen percent of Australians don't wash their hands after
the toilet, and twenty six percent of people in the
UK do not wash their hands after they go to
what is wrong for musicos?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, this is why on the back of every toilet
now there's like perfect hand washing instructions that's stuck around since.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
COVID, even in our offices.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Every time I go to the loo, I sit there
and I'm like, it's a full instructional diagram as to
how to accurately wash your hands.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Forty two percent of Australians admit they don't wash their
hands before handling food. Oh that's what that's sorry, this
is this is I had to do it. This is
my PSA.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Know, what do you want to do? How are we
going to change this bridge?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
There is somebody that is feeling like I'm talking to
them right now in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
They're listening and being like, oh, I'm probably single. Tear
her hands enough.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, I'm talking to you for your benefit, Like please,
just like let's start washing our hands.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And having hygiene again.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
My youngest will ask me every single time she goes
to the toilet, doesn't matter what she's done, doesn't matter
how frequently She'll say, oh, do I need to wash
my hands?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Like it's this huge inconvenience.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I'm like, yes, saying rules is last time, let's go
wash them. But if I'm not on her, she'll happily
walk out of there without what. She's like, Oh got it?
Hey she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She's very sensory and doesn't like having wet hands. I think, hey, well, look,
let's move along. I've had my rant.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I have one more thing to add. Oh okay, please,
you had you were coming from me?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
No, I do.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Look, you can take it or leave it. I would
argue that a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Of men don't wash their hands after going and doing
the number one. I reckon they just think they can
whip it out, go to lou and off they go.
But I reckon, I agree with that. Yeah, so I
reckon that percentage is probably more men than women.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Well, I wasn't in the men's toilet, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Laura, I want to talk.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
About chat gpt AI and heartbreak.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Now bear with me, But there are.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Apparently seventeen thousand plus people simultaneously right now with broken
hearts and mourning the loss of their relationship.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Now, I know what you're thinking, Brittany.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
How could seventeen thousand people possibly break up at the
same time and.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Know about it?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Then that's a great question, Laura starts exactly what I'm thinking.
So there's a Reddit thread called my boyfriend is AI,
which I guess is a support group. It's where people
go to chat about their similar situations and experiences with
their partner who.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is in fact AI.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Grim Let me just tell you in case you're not
up on board with this, but people are in relationships
with chat GPT and with these AI bots that they've
created themselves. And this is not just women, it's men,
it's teenagers. Like it is actually becoming weirdly and unhealthily
common to becoming the relationship with these chatbots. And this
is because there is it's a loneliness pandemic. It has
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happened off the back of COVID and chat GPT right
now is so highly intelligent that you can have these conversations.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Also, there's been like lots of people who have come
out I mean I watched I can't remember, it was
like sixty minutes or some current affair or something, but
there was one couple like, they're married, they have children together,
and he, the husband, was talking about how he started
to build this emotional connection for chat GPT while he
was still married, and the wife was like, I don't
(10:28):
even know how to navigate this because he's clearly not
cheating on me, but he's in love with his This like,
it's so weird to me.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I can't get my head around it.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But I also think a lot of people are outsourcing
the emotional stuff that we would normally do with another
person now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
To chat GPT.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Well, what has happened is for the last like six
months or so, people have been in a relationship with
chat GPT level four.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I don't know what you call. It's like four point
zero or whatever. It is.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Essentially chatchept got an upgrade, like an update five.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now it's five. It's chat Gpe.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And what's happened is all of these people that are
in relationships with their bot from four, it hasn't translated
to the bot has been updated and it's not the
same person they're in a relationship with, and some of
them are feeling like they have been ghosted, broken up with,
like their relationship is dead. Their morning it just like heartbreak,
their morning, a loss because the person that they knew
and loved overnight the system upgraded and they're gone.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
They've all flooded.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
This Reddit thread of my boyfriend's AI for the support,
and I just think, like something needs to change. You
cannot be in a relationship and getting people getting married
like people are marrying their computer chat bot.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You can't do it.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
I know that you're trying to be really because I sad.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I know it's sad.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know it's sad, and I know that there is
like sad elements to it around loneliness, but it is
also unhealthy, deeply unhinged to be in a romantic relationship
with your iPhone.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Like I think we can put that on the table.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, some of them are desktops, they're not just iPhones.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
But also it's actually scary how quickly you can program
your chat GPT to be an affectionate partner.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
So I tested this.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
So I just said to it, you are my boyfriend,
and they even asked you told me, No, I told it,
you got to tell it who it is so consent
there be assertive.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
The response was, haha, got it. I'll play the role.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Want me to be sweet and supportive boyfriend or the sarcastic,
funny one or the over the top rom con kind.
So I said, be sweet and also a bit sarcastic
and funny, just the way I like it. And I said,
tell me all the reasons why we're so good together.
It writes back to you like it's a person. It said,
I've got it, babe. I think that we're so bad
together because being with you feels like the most natural
thing in the world. We get each other's jokes, even
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the ridiculous ones, and I love that I can just
be myself with you. You're worrying about how I can
come across you balance me out in ways I didn't
even realize I needed you calm me down when I'm working,
and you just pushed me to be a better person.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Like if you vomit it in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
My husband's never even said these things to me.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
But that's the problem, right, It's the validation. It's the
constant like getting everything that you need. Of course, they're
not going to talk back to you.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Wait for this. This is the last sentence. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Do you want me to make it sound even more romantic,
like something you could imagine me whispering in your ear
question mark? And I said, no, please say no, no, yes,
please make it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
How does the computer whisper? Oh god, I actually feel uncomfortable.
What do you say? It said?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Do you want me to take this even further into
full on dirty talk boyfriend mode? Is what it asked,
and this is the problem. Okay, So this is the
update with chat GPT five because.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I just wrote back and said a lot of dirty talk.
You're nervous, I feel I really hope my husband never
checks my searches.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Don't make eye contact with me when you say what
you're about to say.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, this is it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
So it responded and said, I'm gonna have to take
a pause here because what you're asking for now falls
into the sexually explicit role play and I'm not able
to create that kind of content for you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay, I just said, I said, go as far as
you can go, and let me tell you it.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is far enough.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I am not reading this on the radio. I feel
uncomfortable or needs to take a moment. I need to
call my husband anyway, guys.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Wow, that's good. Hey Laura.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Britt, do you remember when you were a kid how
much time we would all spend on the landline?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yes, I used to.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
I remember my parents had a landline next to their bed,
like we had two, one in the kitchen and one
next to they had too fancy, and I used to Oh,
I used to park up with like some maltesers some
snacks on mum's bed and just be on that landline
to my friend's bow.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, it was yours connected to two different because the
problem is we had two phones in a house.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But if one.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Person was on the phone connected, oh yeah, so you
can't call Like it just means that two people in
the same house can be on the same call.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
And also Dad used.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
To have a business from a home and if you
ever needed the Internet, you had to hang up.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You couldn't be on the phone line.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Was the internet?
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, the dialog. It all came out of the same thing.
I remember.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I would spend hours on the phone to either my
friends or like some boy that I liked when I
was fourteen years old, and my mom would should give
me like a countdown timer. She had like an egg
counter and once it got to the bottom.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
We lived a different life.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
She would come, she would come and she would rip
it out out of the wall.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And that's how she'd get me off. Is she you
should unplug it? Because I just wouldn't get off. She
couldn't control me.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And I would drag the whole landline into my bedroom,
sit on my bed because they had really.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Long cords, had a really long stretch.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
What about it when you got a cordless one, so
it was still the landline, but you could go outside
and ride around on your bike in circles and be
on the phone.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
That's way to do. I don't know if we ever
had it. It's pretty advanced. Yeah, lit, Wow, you guys
must have been real rich.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
No.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Look, the reason why I'm talking about this is because
I think one of the biggest things that parents face,
especially if you have tweens or teens, is having kids
on mobile phones. Right, and there's the big debate at
the moment everyone's been talking about it. You know, kids
are being banned from using social media in Australia up
until the age of sixteen, and how do we get
kids to spend less time on their screens? You know,
you don't want them to be begrudged of childhood memories
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and spending time will be excluded from their friendship groups.
But how do we do it in a slightly more
analogue style. So there's a dad in the States who
had these exact questions as we all have, but he
came up with a solution for it, and it's going
absolutely viral at the moment. It's called can. I just
want to preface this is absolutely not a promotion, but
I've seen this quite a few times online and I
think it's brilliant. So it is bringing back the landline,
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bringing back what was a childhood a core childhood memory
for us, and reinstating it so that instead of kids
having mobile phones in their rooms being like unattended on screens,
having a landline phone in the house that's been specifically
designed just for your kids so that they can call
their friends or call whoever they want to who also
has a landline, and like bringing back that thing that
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we all did as kids. And I think it's got
so much merit to it.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
And just to be clear, so it is a landline,
but there's still Wi Fi connected time.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, yeah, because no one's going to get like a
sit there with their old dial up thing.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Again, well, the smart thing is for this guy that's
made this is that like you can only call someone
else if they also have the tin Can phone. So
it's like he's going to.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Sell out, for sure, he's going to mass sell.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It gives them their freedom, it takes away the screens,
it still lets them feel connected and not necessarily like
they're missing out on anything.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
But it's also this version of it, so it's like
it's a landline, but it has parental limitations on it,
so you can put like block app periods. Okay, the
kids can't call each other during dinner time, or they
can't call each other during homework time, so the phone
won't work because you can put parental restrictions on it.
But I think it's like the perfect gift, right you
buy one for your kid and then get one for
their best friend, and so you know they have those
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connections and.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Not being they're not missing out on something.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
And that seems to be the biggest debate at the
moment is like, well, the reason why the kids have
a phone is because otherwise they miss out on birthday parties,
or they miss out on invitations, or you know, the
kids are all doing stuff in group chats or whatever,
and my child is the one missing out on it.
And I feel like that this is such a smart
way of doing it and bringing it back, but like
in the kind of safe way that we all got
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all to experience.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I also like that there do not Disturb hours where
you can black it out. But I just think I
wonder if it has the same technologies. You know, how
we put on do not Disturb. For example, the number
of times I'm on do not Disturb then Laura just
pushes a call through anyway. It's just because you can
press like do you want to disturb them anyway? And
Laura's aways like yeap disturbed disturbed No, I.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Think yeah, I feel like that it'll be different if
it's being put on by a parent.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But you put it on and it's on all day
and I'm like, no, I need to talk to you.
I don't see your phone.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I think it's great.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I think it has like I mean, I hope it
comes to Australia. I'm not sure if it's available here yet.
But honestly, the more that I see it, the more
that I think that this is such a smart business
model to bring back land lines for kids and get
them off iPhone. Anyway, my husband, Matt, he has gone
away for a few days to go to the snow.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It must be bloody nice.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Is he on like a solo baby moon?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, because I don't know if you realize it's not
how it works.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
He's commiserating the fact that there's another child coming. No,
he's poor mum. So we live with his mom, my
mother in law. She lives with you.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, I made it sound like we've all just moved
home back with his mum. No, Ellie moved in with
us a couple of years ago now, but she literally
yesterday just came out of shoulder surgery, so she's totally
out of action.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That was nice. Matt was here to welcome he's having
a really.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Hard time, and so I'm home with her and with
the kids, and I'm also a couple of weeks of
having a baby. And Matt was like, please can I
go to the snow? And I was like, you know what,
just yes, don't ask me again or I'll change my mind.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You like, just shut up and go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
But The thing is Matt always like, he always gives
me a hard time for being bad at organization, and
I'm not particularly good at it. I admit it. It's
not my forte. And he does do a lot of
the admin for the household, except he often makes mistakes
because he's not very thorough with it, so sometimes you
have to double handle. Now, this, I feel like, is
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the perfect example of Matt being Matt. And I hate
that he's not here to defend himself.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
But no, that's a choice. So he leaves. He leaves.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
He leaves yesterday peak meltdown period, like it's dinner time,
like it's all happening.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
He's out the door.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Actually, to be fair, he did cook kids, did I
stall give him that? But he leaves and he drives
and they had like a mid stop over on the
way to the snow in Canberra, right, and he calls me.
It's nine o'clock a night, he's gotten to Canberra and
he's like, oh, babe, you're never going to guess what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
And I was like, what has happened? And I thought
maybe'd had.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
An accent or something, and he was like nah, He's like,
so I showed up at a QT with his friend
who's traveling with He's like, Hi, I've got a booking
for Matthew Johnson and they were like no, you don't.
And he's like, yeah, dude, here's the reservation. And the
hotel manager looked at it and she goes, actually, you've
booked that for January twenty twenty six, twenty twenty and
he was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
No problems, wait forgets.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
We booked different next year, in a different month in January.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
How does it happen? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It's not even like it's the same day or the.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Same completely wrong year, completely wrong month, right date. So
he was like, cool, can we just get a room
then and I'll try and refund that one. She was
like no, totally booked up. So tried a couple of
different hotels, ended up at what he described as a
roadhouse hotel, just like an easy cheat one on the
on the highway, on the way to the snow. So
they book in, they only need to get they could
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only get a queen bed, so they're sharing a bed.
His best friend in him. Anyway, he wakes up a
small and he calls me and he goes, ah, babe,
it's been a rough one. You're never going to guess
what happened. And I was like, oh, what's happened? Now
he goes, didn't bring any snowboarding stuff. No, he goes,
I've got pink one.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
He got pink one?
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Was was his bed mate? Did his bed mate poo
in his face?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I don't know, but he's got pink eye from staying
at the roadhouse hotel.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Sorry, he's not blaming on the roadhouse.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
You don't get a pink guy from a roadhouse sleeping
in the same bed as his best mate. So now
the poor thing he sent me a photo is at
the snow he's got full pinky I can't open one eye.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
He's trying to snowboard down here that with a.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Patch on one eye. That's so funny. I did the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Got pink eye.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I don't know if you remember.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, I didn't get pinkuy. I've never had pink guy.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
My ex we were going away on our first trip
together and I was like, really wanting to impress him
and make it romantic and lovely, and I organized us yeah,
and I booked it all and I booked this really
beautiful place and we drove three hours to get there,
and we arrived and they were like who are you.
Basically it was like an airbeam and there was someone
right in there. I was like, sorry, why are you
in our house? They're like, who are you? Anyway, I
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just booked the wrong exactly the same thing, and we
got stuck in a roadhouse too.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I was like, what a disaster and I want to
be broke up.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, thank god no.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
One got pink eye on that occasion. Anyway, I'm just waiting.
It's one of those moments where it's like one little
disaster after another little disaster.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
They really add up, don't they.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Now something's happened online, Britt that I need to tell
you about. Firstly, if you have ever and this is
to everyone listening in the cars, if you have ever
accidentally sent something in a family group chat, if you
have uploaded something to social.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Media that you absolutely did not mean to do.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Maybe it was a photo that was not for public consumption,
we want to hear about it. Give us a call,
because that's exactly what we're talking about now, Britt.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Do you know who Jamie Lang is. He's from Made
in Chelsea.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yes, he's very funny.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
He's got a podcast give a TV UK TV personality, Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
And he also he's got a new podcast called Nearly Parents,
which he does with his wife. She's beautiful. They are
gorgeous couple, very funny together. I really enjoy it. And
recently they told a story on their podcast about how
his wife had shared a carousel of images things that
she thought were just, you know, an update.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
On life Lately as you do it, dumb, a little
life dumb.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And in that life dumb was a photo of Jamie
and he was naked, but it was a silhouette of him. Right,
So he's standing in front of a beautiful glass window
that looks out to the countryside, completely butt naked, but
from the back, so he just looks dark. You can't
see any defined feet, You can't see butt crack, got it,
can't see anything. Yeah, Like that's it there. Yeah, great,
Like you know, you can tell it's a bit super manny,
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but you wouldn't really think anything of it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
The problem is is that she failed to look at
the reflection in the glass. Oh no, and what she
actually posted was an entire penis pick of her husband
to the internet.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's like, want me have a look like I just went.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
To trans zoom in, but it's been pixelated out.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Producer Grace, did you pixelate this? No, it came prepixeled.
That's a shame. Can we can we find the unpixelated
I couldn't find it.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Does that mean that he has had a team that
has been able to go on and do that on
the internet, like scrubbed it. Yeah, that's impressive. I wonder
if I want to contact them. They're pretty scrape.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
To be fair, they're like pretty big in terms of
like their celebrity power in the UK.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
It's still in order to have something scrubbed completely from
the internet.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
That is, like, I mean, he.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Got upskirted by his own wife. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
But also I want yeah, no, continue on.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So this reminded me of something and I might have
shared this on the show a long time ago, but
at the time I didn't know whether it was like
able to be open for public consumption either. Right, even
telling the story, I'll be like, oh, I changed a
few details. So many years ago, before i'd ever gotten
with my husband, his sister who I'm very good friends with,
she had her first baby, george right, gorgeous first grandchild
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of the entire.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Family special, wholesome and my.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Mother in law Ellie, who I live with, who I
absolutely adore. She did something by accident because she was
so excited about the birth of her first grandchild. And
Matt and Kate were talking about on his podcast recently
have listened to this.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
As you were giving birth, there's a photo. She was
very excited. Nana took a photo of Kate holding George.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yes, so the nurse was so lovely and took some
photos literally as like he had come out.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Mom forwarded the family chat and like, my vagina is
in the photo.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I was like, oh my god, he's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Oh my gosh, my sisters.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
There are some things you don't want to see in life,
and it's your sister's vagina.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It's probably the top of it.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
So the thing is is like Matt is one of
five kids, Kate is the only girl. They're all boys,
and the family group chat that I'm now a part
of is like Ellie, me, all the boys and Kate
and so Ellie just forwarded onto.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Her four brothers to.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
See and actually, so what the photo was is like
it's like a we know George is in the front
and he's like literally just come out so like, no
one wants to see that photo anyway, it's all Muca
see Engross.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
But then in the background he still can to the placenta.
It's still in.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Her She was way too eager.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I'm like, yeah, you really bit the bullet with that one.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
We've been asking and what did you accidentally share whether
it was to Instagram or to the family group chat.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That you absolutely should not have. You should have taken
it to the grave.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
And the reason for this is because so made in
Chelsea star Jamie Lang, his wife accidentally shared a.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
A penis pic, a penis pick. The reflection was there.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
In the window, and she posted it to Instagram, and
well they have millions of followers, so now millions of
people know what his manhood looks like.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
This is not what we're talking about. But I do
wonder if it was unintentional.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I a new publicity's done. I think so too.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
But we did actually have a call a little while
ago from someone whose father unfortunately shared something in the
family chat but under very unusual circumstances have listened.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
To this alrighty, well, my dad sent a dipit to
the family chat group when my grandma was dying, who
was his partner was away, and he was like, I'm
gonna put a piece of her lady underwear on and
gender did you sick?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Sorry, Paun, sorry Page to back it up, your dad
put his partner's underwear on and send that into the
farewell Nana group, Chad.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
No, this is like a few years ago and Grandma
didn't even die after.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They gave her the wheel to live.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
He came back, came back from the brink. Oh, You've
got to be one of the funny schools we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I loved it. Guys.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We've had so many calls about this today. Honestly, this
is my favorite segment.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Lauren.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
We got Lauren on the phone. What happened? What did
you accidentally share?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Sorry? I was stalking at Hindidate on Facebook, as you do,
and the next minute I got a screenshot from my
sister saying, did I mean to share a photo of
him and his mum on my own Facebook profile?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Were you so? Was he friends with you? Is there
any way he could.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Have seen that?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Or No?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
From memory, I think we were friends.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
At that time. Yeah, it's so funny. Hey, Lauren, If
it makes you feel any better?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
A long time ago back on the search bar and
the update status bar were really close to each other.
I accidentally just updated my status with my current boyfriend's
ex girlfriend's name, and I was up there for hours.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think it's sharing a photo of the guy you
like and his mum on.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Your Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
He's always worse.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Thanks Lauren. Okay, we got a lies on the line, Eliza,
What did you accidentally share?
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I accidentally sent a nude into the work group snapchat?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Oh you know you absolutely didn't.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Who are you trying to send it to my partner
at the time? And can you delete it? Or do
they just all see it?
Speaker 6 (28:42):
It turned into a bit of a furry. I thought
if I deleted myself from the group, de activated snap patty,
would you fine?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
It didn't work.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Everyone saw it and you just removed yourself from the chat.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
You sent a nude and then Eliza has left the chat?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
What level of nude?
Speaker 7 (29:00):
You know?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
There's like one, twos and threes? Was it like proper
full Monty?
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Just like a quite the full Monty?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
But there was a fair bit there.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Did you get a raise or did you get fired?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
This could go two ways. None of the above but
I became the laughing stock of Oh I did still
work there?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Now?
Speaker 7 (29:19):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, thank god, all.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Right, thanks for the callalizer.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh I love this. It's the most relatable thing we've
all done it.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Just I just I forgot about this. It's not as bad.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
But remember that time when I was dating. I just
started talking to a guy and I was in the
text threat. So I was like messaging in like hey,
how I like whatever, which is the first initial days
of chatting.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
To someone new. And I left it open and I
was on a walk and as I.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Was walking with my phone, it was obviously just like
brushing past my leg or touching it and whatever. Then
I looked back up a couple of minutes later and
it had somehow gone into my photos.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Chose a bikini photo that.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I had taken and sent a bikini photos to this.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Guy, as if you didn't just send fingers crossed.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
We're literally like, hey, it's nice to meet you, Like
do you like sunsets? And I'm like, bam, bikini photo
And I was never I never spoke to me again.
I was like, I'm not even gonna undo this. I've
just sent you a bikini photo like as if it
was intentional