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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
welcome back to another episode of Life on Cut.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Brittany, my name is Matty Jay, and Britch just
given me some very specific instructions. I have to say
that this is the radio show, but it's been cut down.
It's now in podcast format. The best of the week,
and the best of the week is that basically, it's
so hard to work with Brittany because she's just constantly
berating me.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Because it's just in case we get a new listener
and this is the first thing they click on. I
love that it's different to our podcast that we do
during the week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Can I just give you one bit of feedback? Okay?
If there's specific instructions that I need to follow, it's
better to tell me before we start recording.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It for three weeks now, so I thought you've known.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, it's just it's always it's always better to over communicate,
you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Okay?
Can I actually can I be arrogant for a second
for it just to continue on the arrogance. I'm not
too arrogant, am I? I have been wondering everyone you know,
it's very hard to fill in for Laura. Big shoes
to fill. Not an easy task. And you know, I've
(01:06):
been thinking to myself, I wonder what the listeners think.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Are you about to read a review of yourself? This
is fucking awkward.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just bear with me, okay, just like, just come on,
let me have a moment for Judy. Grace's rolling your
eyes at me. Sorry, Grace, It says it's from Libby.
Shout out to Libby. She messaged me and said, you
have been so much fun to have on the pickup. Okay,
maybe they should have you on more regularly when Laura returns.
It'd be funny.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was bad, Okay, So I'm going to tell you
about this is a real story. I'm not lying to you.
I would never lie to you. I'm not that kind
of person. I'm very trustworthy. But I was attacked as
a youngster on the island of Fraser Fraser Island they
call it. I was attacked by a dingo.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, okay, that's you live to tell this story?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Did I?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you know what? We are going to talk? Animal
encounters like weed, animal encounters. I do share a few
of mine. But there's one I didn't share, and Matt,
I know you wanted to know, so I'm going to
tell you now. When I was on I'm a Celebrity,
Get Me out of Here, which is filmed in South Africa,
which I did the year before, Matt, the filming had
stopped right and we got into it instead.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We've got to get out of here, guys. I've got
places to be great.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
This is gonna be really.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Quicker because I've got so much on this afternoon. We
can't fuff about. We're gonna make this quick for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know why. I have a meeting, but they just
put it back ten minutes. Africa, I mean in South Africa.
Now the filmings stopped. It's over. It's the end of
the show. But you still hang around for a couple
of days. And we had gone out with no.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I made it to the finale.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I was at the end too, Matt. Thank you? Did
you win?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And so we go out of our little heart things.
There's like three of us and it's dark. It's nighttime.
But usually, I mean you're always close. Usually it's gated
or whatever else. And anyway, it wasn't gator, but we
only had to walk a couple of meters skin in
the car. We all three get in the car. It's dark.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We hop in in Africa, turn.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
The headlights on, and what is right in front of
our car a lion hippopotami. There were two hippos. Oh
my god, two hippos. I could have touched it. It
could have eaten me. It was a really close encounter,
very dangerous, one of the most dangerous outside of the mosquito,
the most dangerous in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well, you're lucky to still be here.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you know mosquitoes are the most dangerous animal in
South Africa?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Thought, sorry, in the world did you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I didn't? Thank you for telling me. I've enjoyed this week.
It's been great. Thank you. Brett.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well. Also coming up, as much as we're talking to
animal encounters, we're also talking our non sexual turn ons.
Believe it or not, That was a subject Matt brought
to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're welcome anyway, Enjoy, enjoy. Heybrid I'm not sure if
you've seen headlines this week, but the one and only
Kimmy Kay Kim Kardashian, she is front and center. She's
on a podcast called Call Her Daddy, and she has
revealed that there is one item and everyday item that
we all have enough fridge. She doesn't know the cost
(04:18):
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I did listen to this. I am a sucker for
getting that goss so I'd listen to the whole thing.
But if you missed it, have listened.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How much a year do you spend on glam well,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Like six figures, seven figures. It could be a million dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I mean, I don't have a concept of what like
certain simple things cost, which really is you know, I'd
like to know a little bit more about what like
a milk carton cast I mean it'd.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Be nice, wouldn't it just interesting to know what a
carton of milk would cost?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But it's funny to me that she's so unrelatable that
she doesn't even know what an unrelatable conversation is.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But I mean, she's not going to the supermarket, is she.
Let's be honest, She's probably got an assistant to do
everything from doing her hair, picking up dog pood to
going out buying the grocery, So you can't blame.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Her, right, Also, if you're spending a million dollars on
your glam for a year. But you know what, I
guess we have to keep in perspective that she is
a billionaire, so a million dollars for her on makeup
is probably the equivalent of us spending like fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well that got me thinking, these billionaires, the one percent
of the world, the super uber rich. I wonder if
you and me will do a quiz and if we
can try and figure out how much their everyday items
might cost.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh so like reverse engineer, this exactly what he doesn't
know what bread and milk is.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, all right, I like this. Could we mix with
those billionaires and could we understand in everyday kind of
language in conversation what their lives actually cost?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That happily mixed with a billionaire. All right, so produce
a gray shuming you're the quiz master.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yes, I have put together five of my favorite things
that I think only really rich people would buy, and
I'm going to test to see if you guys can
figure out how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And that means it's who's more likely to fit into
the rich life, Matt or Brittney.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And if you lose, you have to get a tattoo
of like a dollar sign.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, if you lose, you've got to buy the bread
and milk for the week. All right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Question number one, we're going to start relatively small here.
How much does it cost to charter a private jet
for fifteen people from Sydney to Dubai?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Ladies, first, you go, britt Sydney to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The last time I inquired about a private jet, it
was about seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, I was going to say one hundred thousand, six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god, Oh that I remember now, that's why
I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, that is a crazy amount of six hundred.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Question number two, how much does it cost to hire
a Michelin Star chef five days a week in Monaco
per month?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Two hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a month.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Ye don't look no, I'm just I'm just confirming that
that's that was the unit of measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Judgment.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm going twenty five thousand dollars a week, so one
hundred thousand dollars twenty six nine hundred dollars per month.
That's no. You both went over, but you work close.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm closest, so I was a little bit off. I away,
I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
But this one was based off a job ad for
a Russian family living in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I do love my food, so I would have expected
myself together. And because I can't cook, I haven't quired
about a chef before. Also couldn't afford it all right.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Question number three, how much would it cost to have
Mariah Carey performed for thirty minutes at your birthdayes real rich.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
People stuff getting a celeb to performing your birthday. She's
also like proper diva. How many songs thirty minutes? I
reckon she could do five or six.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Imagine what her rider would be in that? Oh my god,
the green room?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are you going?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go big, and
I reckon. Surely Mariah Carey wouldn't do a gig for
that A million dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was going to go on meal too, so I
will go one point five just shits and giggles A
million dollars. Matt and I had to change it. This
is the tiebreaker's so dense right now in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
How much does it cost to get a six foot
tall custom molded life sized bronze statue made of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That is what I've always wanted.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Costs more because he's bigger.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What does a kilogram of bronze actually.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Cost less than gold?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, good tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So that doesn't help because we don't know a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Goal, because this is a hard one, Grace, I'm you
go first, brit six foot seven hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That's too much.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Surely it's four fifty. Is it solid or is it
holid out inside?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You already quitted? Hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh my god, what's.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
The best rich person? Officially? If there is a spot
for a billionaire and the billionaire table.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Hang on a second. I got two points, you got
one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That was a tiebreaker, Matt. You can't change the suck.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
There was no need for a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Weid it. You can't be That wasn't a timebreaker. It
was just tiebreaker three times because I wanted to say
a million and I had.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
There's no need to shout, okay, we could all be
billionaires in our imagination. Okay, okay, can I at least
get the bronze statue? Sure? I found myself in a
very awkward position recently.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Britt, I like, that's a sentence that comes out of
your mouth a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Does it? Well, I guess it's just part and parcel
of having young kids. And for those of you who
are unaware, Marley is six, Lola is four. Lola it's
very good at talking, but she doesn't really have a
good filter. So we had a babysitter come over recently
on a Thursday morning. Shout out to Danny. She's a
huge help. We have her for a few hours, and
as she was leaving, Lola just stands in the hallway
(09:44):
and goes, you know, my daddy has very big balls,
and poor Danny's standing there going.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm assuming she doesn't mean like soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I see. We weren't sure where this was going, and
she was like, yeah, maybe he does mean line basketball.
You know, it could be any type of ball.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What's keeping mind balls is subjective exactly, And then she goes, well,
accept when he's in the shower, then those things really
shrink up.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And I was like, well, thanks so much for hell, gunny,
it's been great to see next week.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Anyway, that could have been ambiguous, she made sure it
wasn't by specifying that the balls was something in the shower.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I was thinking to myself, surely I can't be alone.
So I wanted to put the call out there. If
there's any parents, annie's, uncles, anyone who's had time with
a child, if they have embarrassed you by saying something inappropriate,
please call us in now. And I've actually got Chloe
on the line. Chloe, what is the inappropriate thing a
child yours or someone else's has said.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So, my child and I were playing hide and seek
and we were hiding in a walking pantry, but she
called it the cupboard. Later, we went to a busy
coffee shop.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Or in the busy line, and she says to me.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I say, oh, after mum's coffee, we're going home.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And she says, Mom, are you going to put me
in the cupboard again, very very loudly. And You're like,
don't say that in public. Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, I am for hide and seek, definitely for heart
and seek, not just when you've been naughty.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, Carla, what's the awkward thing that your child has said?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh, when my daughter was three, We're at a cafe
and a man walked in with a really long platt
and he was a bit of a bikey looking fellow
and he had this really long platt and my daughter,
being three at the time and frozen obsessed, just yelled out.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
That man's got an elsap bread?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can? I ask? How did the biking respond?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was too mortified to look at him because he
was a scary looking dude, and I just wanted the
ground to swallow me whole.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
So he was probably really nice. Yeah, probably you didn't
stick around to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, I was just like cowering under the table nearly,
and I was like.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Glad you made it out there in one piece. Hey,
we got Shannon on the line. Shannon, what is the
wildly inappropriate thing a child has said in your presence?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
My six year old daughter is renowned for asking questions,
a lot of why followed by a lot of.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Why that's so annoying, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So such?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Especially while you're trying to drive. But as you guys
all know, the first of season is coming up, and
we were at the shopping center and you can see
all the Christmas decorations and all that sort of stuff
coming out, and she just blurts out of nowhere, the
Santa has a penis. And I was just almost flabberg
acid because I was like, I kind of panicked, and
I was like, well, here's a boy. He name is
(12:43):
Saint Nicholas, and yes, I guess he does have a penis.
But let's talk about this when we get home.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean, what are you supposed to do? I think
you did the right thing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You did the right thing. And what an inquisitive child.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Oh she cracks me up with some of the stuff
she comes out with. My other daughter is exactly were saying,
we cannot, I cannot have a car ride in silence, I.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Bet you can't. Christmas photos with Sanna's.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hey, Matt, you know what I just remembered?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Lola?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It was Lola again. You're Lola at my wedding. The
next day we had like a big recovery party and
we're all like swimming around. She said two things to
offend two people in this room. One she came up
to me as I was swimming in the pool and
she said in Brittany, and I said yes, in my
little bikini. She goes, are you're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Pregnant?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And I was not, and I informed her I was not.
But she also went up and said something interesting to
produce a grace.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I think it's because you just got married and because
you were looking great. Can I just put it out there.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You don't have to cover for you and producer grace.
What'd you say to you?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
She asked if my wife was my grandma?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I was like, no, we're married.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Okay, okay, apologies the same child Lola's behavior.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Matt, you are looking great today.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Shut up bad. That's so forced.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'm not. You got like a tonally kind of green
rain for a shirt eye.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not buying that. Come on, you actually.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't do playing. You know you you wear quite a
lot of patterns and stuff. I'm not. This isn't going anywhere.
I'm just throwing you a COMPLI.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is weird. This is weird. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, well let's move along. I won't compliment you again.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Do you need a lift home? What's going on? Don't?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Actually do you know what? I got a nail in
my tire yesterday. That really put it down. You know
how Sometimes you get a nail in your tire and
it's a really slow burn, like it can go out
for days and you can sometimes you can avoid fixing it.
You can just keep going and popping it up with it. Yeah, well,
this one went down in front of my eyes. It
was like scraping across the ground. Anyway, that's not what
(14:44):
I want to talk about. I had an interesting conversation
with a friend of mine on the weekend, and I
want to get your thoughts on it. Okay, So she
just made a comment. We're just chatting about things we've
watched or read recently, and she said, oh, I've read
three books this week.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well three.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I said wow. In my head, I just thought, how
is that even feasible? I was like, they're not on
public transport. I'm trying to think of the times when
you're reading a book, you know, like when you could
read a book. She's busy. Anyway, I made the comment
I've never seen you with the book, Like when are
you getting the time? And she said, oh, they're audio books,
so that's not reading. We got into this little discussion
(15:21):
where she's like, yeah, I'm reading like like eighty books
a year or something, and I was like, it's a podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I hate to break it to you, you're not reading.
That's like someone saying I'm reading books by having an
audiobook listen to is like saying I've walked so far
and I've been drumming around in the car. It's it's
not the same.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's a pretty good analogy. Actually it's very similar. Anyway,
we had this proper discussion and she sent me some
stupid article that she said, No, look, I've I've looked
into these people are saying it's reading. I was like,
but it's physically not the act of reading, Like listening
and reading are two separate things. Anyway, Apparently there's like
a pleasure throw off people on the interwebs.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's dividing the nation.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't know if it's dividing the nation. I wouldn't know.
It's not the paper bags. Pauline Hanson. It's definitely interesting
to me that there are people floating around out there
that are conflating the two things.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't want to be harsh here, you know, I
like to have a soft touch. But they're idiots, these people.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
They you weigh in, it's not the same.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
I think you can still get like the nutrients from
the book by listening to it, But.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Then how would you word it. I'm consuming a book
because I guess that technically could just say I listened
to the book it's not that hard. That's all right.
All you guys have done is validates.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And then you could say I'm digesting.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I would say, if you want people to think you're
reading more than you are, I have consumed like three
books this week, I'd say like that, because coous, it
sounds like you're a moth.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, like no, because if you want to if you're
eating books, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
If you want you know, because consuming doesn't have to
mean like consuming can mean a lot, like you're consuming
to me shows it just means you're taking it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
In Ai is making this country slash the world a
lot dumb? Oh my god? Are kids they got no chance?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Sorry, no, I'm going to die on this hill. You
can say consuming it's like you consume media. It's actually
a saying, right, grace, No, it is, it is.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
It's just I would look at someone weirdly if they
said they were consuming books.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And right now I'm looking at you real.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Weird Manny Jay, you've been laughing to yourself all morning
about dying to tell us about this thing that you
learned from your partner that you should have known many many,
many moons ago.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well before I tell you what my story is. I
want to know that I'm not alone. So if anyone
has a situation something they learned later in life, maybe
with something that they should have known as a young child,
but if they have something they're willing to share on
radio that their partner has taught them about, I would
love to hear what it is. And Britt, this is.
I don't want to say it was recently. I was like,
(17:59):
it's but in between awkward stage where you're not quite
a teenager, you're not quite an adult. I was about nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I think it's a very awkward stage in your life,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Thank you very much? Yet it was, and I I
just there's no real easy way to say this. I
didn't know. And I'm going to put blame here on
my high school because we had.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't blame the teachers.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, because they're the ones who are teaching me all
the information and they forgot to include this very important topic.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay. I will decide whose fault it is once you
tell me what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Okay. So I didn't realize that women got their period
every month. I just assumed I put two and two
to make five. Yeah, if you will that it was
every week that it was once a week occurrence.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did you This is strange to me because do you
not know that it goes for generally five to seven
days like it goes for a week. I thought it
was just like anential period.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I thought it was just like a morning thing, like
it just came in for a couple of hours and
that was it. Well, so, and you had the band
aid on just for that day, not knowing exactly when
that hour would fall throughout that day.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You mean you think women were a pad every day
just in case that was the hour their period was
going to drop in.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, like I didn't know the specific but.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You were nineteen, to be clear.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But why would I know that? I don't get periods? Okay,
women weren't coming to me.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You have a sister, you have a mother, you went
to school, you had a girlfriend before nineteen?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Did you're saying that I should blame my mother for this?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Possibly? Ellie?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I mean, Ellie, get her on the line right now,
explain yourself. But no one for a young man, it's
just not I dare say a topic of conversation that
a lot of young men are talking about, and I
think it's good for them to know.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I do want to give some grace that maybe education
has been a bit different in the last twenty years.
That was twenty years ago, right, So I am God.
I am hoping now that kids coming.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sounds so old.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Well, I'm hoping now that kids coming through know what
a menstrual cycle is. Like, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Is it important to know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It is. It really affects the women in your life,
so people need to know. You know what I recently learned.
I'm never going to use this information.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I love how all of a sudden you're standing there
on your pedestal judging me, and now that you're in
the hot seat.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You're like fitting something because this is something that I'm
never doing anything with this information. It hasn't made me smarter,
but I did find it unusual. So I found out
from my partner Ben, you know, just an open discussion.
I don't know how it came up. I think someone
else had mentioned it, or we saw it online, whatever,
but that when men want to WII or urinate, so
like when women feel like they need to go to
(20:32):
the bathroom, spread it out, you feel the pressure in
your bladder, But when men need to go, they feel
it in their WILLI is that true?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, i'd say so, it's like your actual willy get
down by my knees.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Your drags off the ground. Oh I need to go.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sorry, sorry I had to. Yeah, look, I do I
feel it in that specific region. Where's your bladder? Like
can you just stand up and point?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, it's just your butter's like you're you're blow half
of your abdomen. But my husband Ben said that, yeah,
he's like, men can feel it in there, willie, and
that you can squeeze it and feel it.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like, I don't know right now.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Can I just tell you before we go to the break.
We're gonna take your calls next. But someone's just written
in that and this is I hope you're still listening
right now, because we do need to correct you. Someone
has just written in that. They they said, I never
know until my partner told me that a seagull is
a baby pelican.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, well this is the figure.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Sorry, I need to correct you if you're listening, A
seagull is not, one fact, a baby pelican. We had
some things coming on our pickup line and somebody wrote
my husband thought that the umbilical cord was just shoved
back up in the body after delivery, like you just
cut the umbilical cord like three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'm not looking down there.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Did you shove it back up? I wasn't watching.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I don't know. It's a mystery. I didn't ask questions.
You're an idiot and we actually have a caller, Meg,
you're on the line. What did you only read find out?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
This is a safe place. No judgment here.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's safe place. But it's national radio, so.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
You judging myself. So I grew up right. It was
just me and my mom and we would make Caesar
salad and whenever we made it, she would bring out
this box. It was a box from the supermarket that
had croutons in it, and I was like cool, great,
And that's just how it always came. It always came
(22:31):
in this box. And anyway, I moved out when I
was young and I was at UNI and my husband,
well he was my boyfriend at the time, was like, hey,
let's make fever salad. And I was like, oh, we can't.
We don't have croutons. He's like, well, yeah, we've got bread.
I had no idea, none whatsoever. But croutons were made
(22:51):
from bread.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hang on, They're just separate, right, hang on?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Are you just having this realization too mad? Oh what, no,
you are not.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Plutons are not coming from the bread the bread factory.
They had their own factory, right make no, yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
I didn't even know that they were part of bread, though,
I don't know what you thought they were. My partner
is just making them from bread, and I'm like, what
is happening?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Did you hate?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
And I'm watching him fry this bread.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
They're frying the bread and it was a creuton.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
My mind is blowing and he's cutting it in tiny
pieces and he's like see, and I'm like, it's bread.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I know what I'm doing. Sooner like at Homemade, Thank
you so much. We have Nicole on the line. Nicole,
what have you just learned recently?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well, it wasn't too recent, but I have learned that
thunder is the sound of lightning and not clouds bagging together.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hanging a second, no, we're not laughing. It's a safe place.
So you thought that it was two clouds running into
each other.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
That's what I was told as a child, and nobody
thought to circle back. Can tell me the truth? So
I carry that into my mid twenties.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh so do you know what it is now? Well?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yes, my husband who was my then boyfriend, told me
when we heard thunder and he was like, oh wow,
that lightning was close. And I was like, what do
you mean? And yeah, we went down that you went
down the track. It was the point that I even
googled it, like I didn't believe him. I was like,
you're so filling.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh no, I.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Think I've learned more this afternoon than my entire school life.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know what? You know what came through a few
times on the text line. Guys, hopefully you know this, Matt.
Quite a few people didn't know that you have to
take the lint out of a dryer, you know, usually
dry you've got to change the limb fields. I did
know that because it's like a fire, has it?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, there are people listening right now that are like,
what is a lint filter in my dryer?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I can guarantee you that is just a time bomber
a fire waiting to happen.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Hey, Maddie Jay, we're talking animal encounters, and can I
tell you I encountered a wild animal today? It was you.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You're so much better than that bridge. But look, imagine this, okay,
Imagine you're on vacation, having a great time. You get
a little cocktail, You're laying down on your some bed
by the pool. You take your towel off, you got
to jump into the water. You look down and what
do you say? A crocodile in the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I tell you, I've seen this all over the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wild is an up and Port Douglas.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I can't batho them because, like you know up there
that you can't swim in the ocean at certain times. Right,
you know there's crocs that could be there. There's all
these like stinging animals that could drop you dead in
a minute. But you just think that the one place
you're safe is the pool.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Do you imagine you dive in underwater mat you love
cutting laps in those pools. Imagine you run head into
a cross and.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I was little, I used to be so petrified of
going into the deep end and sharks. But imagine those
kids are opening their eyes and they're being an actual
crocodile in the water. It's a miracle no one was hurt.
But I was wondering, Bret off the back of this
have you ever on holiday had an encounter, maybe it
was life threatening with an animal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You know, I've actually had a few, now that we
say it, actually I've had three that come to mind
straight away.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Of course you have one.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I was in the Amazon jungle on this like adventure.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
We were doing two weeks camping and trying to live
off the land and stuff like. We were catching piranhas
and like literally eating coconut worms and stuff like. We
were on a survivalist thing. Me and my sister.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sounds lovely, it was. I loved it that I know
were relaxing holidays.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It was one of my favorite trips I've ever done. Anyway.
I was chasing wild pigs along the Amazon River as
you do, yep, and at least quick little pigs. They
were so quick that I to eat the pig. I
just wanted to catch it. They were just like, can
you catch a pig? I wasn't going to eat it.
I stick to the fish. But I broke my foot,
my toes. I hit a big rock when I was
chasing a pig.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I'd say, it's.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, okay, I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No line that hang on no time. So my my
story for it is I was on Fraser I okay,
I was walking to the convenience store with my older brother.
I didn't know this, but at the time it was
mating season. As we're walking one way across the road
to dingos are walking in the opposite direction. And when
I was younger, I used to be able to do
(27:15):
a very convincing dog bark. Okay, give thank you. Sorry
who told you that was convincing? So no, for those listening,
there's not a dog in the room. That is just
me pretending to be a dog with my bark. I
did that bark at the dingo. Both of them stop
in their tracks.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And they made it with you.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
They turned and then nine months later I became a mother.
The dingos came towards me. I was chased. I was
chased for about two hundred meters by the dingoes. They
grabbed my shorts like the pig. My dingo's story is.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It called you to the ground. Thank you, Okay, sorry,
I'm back on track. It pulled you to the ground.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
They want chased a pig and tripped over and broke
your ankle. That's hardly encounter with a wild I had
better story, is intact, start with your best one. Produce
a grace.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Come on, let me do one more. All right, you go?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
A monkey stole my visil line, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Going to top your monkey story.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
A monkey stole my iPhone and two separate monkeys have
bitten me on two other occasions.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Monkeys hate me? What are you doing to the monkies?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I was in Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Are you in the monkey forest?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Did you have food on you?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No? They just hated me.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Did you get your phone back?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
But then I got a new phone because the monkey
late licked it and I was like, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Did you have to get a raby shot?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes? I did. They're very painful. Wow, guys, I have
one more. Okay, okay, So when I was in South Africa, Guys,
you can.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Listen to us on the Man search to pick up
podcasts on iHeart or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Coming up next, I got swallowed by a whale. Matt,
You've been prefacing this chat about this revelation you've had
about something that gets you going. Well, I'm very intrigued, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'll admit it. I'll be the first to say that
I am a very unique operator, and there is one
thing in particular that I really enjoy more than anything else.
It gets me a bit hot under the collar.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
And just remember it's three pm.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, of course this is all PG. Don't worry. If
you have kids in the car, they can keep listening.
They can join in in fact. But I would like
to know, brit you can think about this if there's
anything you enjoy that's a little bit obscure, a bit unique.
But for me, I ride around on my bike, okay,
and as I'm traveling throughout the neighborhood, I sometimes spot
on cars that are parked on the street little notes
(29:33):
that have been written, the notes that have been written
by someone who was angry, disgruntled by the behavior of
the person parking the car.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So not like a fine or something you don't care for. Fine,
Oh sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Didn't know how long we got. No, I do like
I do like spotting fines, and that's also another hobby
of mine. But let's let's stay on track. I like
going onto these cars and picking out the notes and
reading them to find out the reason behind the note,
why it was written, why it was left there. It's
a mystery every note is a little story that I
(30:06):
want to uncover.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
What is as an unusual flex? But what does it
do for you? Is it the satisfaction of like, hah,
someone else has done something wrong. I glide around on
my bike.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I just because sometimes if I look at the car
and I'm like, well, it seems to be parked quite well.
It's not covering a driveway, it's not parked too far
off the curb. For what reason could someone be unhappy?
So it's just not knowing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Are you ever getting like, I know you cheated on
my with my partner notes? Like is that ever happening?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To be honest, Most of it is just like you're
park too close to me and it was hard to
get out?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah? Or like that still does it for you?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah? I mean I if I got a note that
was like you cheated on me and I hate you.
Thanks for Russell, that would be the jackpot. That's what
I'm really hoping for. I haven't yet had it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
But have you ever thought to take the note?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I would never do that because that would be really inconsiderate.
But the thing that I worry about is that if
I take the note, then I put the note back
and then someone comes to their car and they think
that I've left the note.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's maybe they find your DNA.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Maybe it's maybe it's a thrill of being caught.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Have you ever hid around the corner to wait and
watch the reaction of the person when they get back
and read the note.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm a busy man. I got places to be on
my bike.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I like to stop to read them notes on cards.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Hey, I'll allow myself a few minutes, Okay, I don't
have all the time in the world. Laura's like, it's
now eight o'clock. Whether hell's my husband.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know if this is the angle that you
are asking for, but I'm just trying to think on
the spot, Like what gets me going that probably shouldn't.
It is an item of clothing, okay, the humble turtleneck.
What a man in that turtleneck? Let me tell you.
I know it seems counterintuitive because it covers a lot
(31:48):
of skin, but there is something about a turtleneck that
I am Yes, sir, Well, how do you feel.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
About people in a neck brace? Because it's it's the same.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Things, it's very different. And then if they have a
turtleneck and glasses signed seal with it. I don't, so
sometimes I got my husband ban he's a football player,
doesn't do turtlenecks as in soccer, but he was very fashionable,
but a bit like oversized jackets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I love how you like. He's a football player, so
he doesn't do turtlenecks, like no football do turtle necks.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
They're very I can't explain. They're very big, like oversized
jackets and stuff. I don't know if it's just what's
what's cool for them, I don't know. But I got
him into turtlenecks. And then when once I told him
that glasses also do it for me, he came back
with some blue light glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, off reading notes, you cannot talk.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Produce a grace anything that you enjoy.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I really like if you're painting a house and you.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
And you know, when you're painting from a bucket and
there's just enough paint in the bucket to like cover
some of the walls on the sides, and you let
it dry just enough that you can, that's that's hot.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's heaven.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Guys have problems.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm not given a weird Superman kink.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
The rock oh,
This episode was recorded on cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
welcome back to another episode of Life on Cut.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Brittany, my name is Matty Jay, and Britch just
given me some very specific instructions. I have to say
that this is the radio show, but it's been cut down.
It's now in podcast format. The best of the week,
and the best of the week is that basically, it's
so hard to work with Brittany because she's just constantly
berating me.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Because it's just in case we get a new listener
and this is the first thing they click on. I
love that it's different to our podcast that we do
during the week.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Can I just give you one bit of feedback? Okay?
If there's specific instructions that I need to follow, it's
better to tell me before we start recording.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
It for three weeks now, so I thought you've known.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
No, it's just it's always it's always better to over communicate,
you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Okay?
Can I actually can I be arrogant for a second
for it just to continue on the arrogance. I'm not
too arrogant, am I? I have been wondering everyone you know,
it's very hard to fill in for Laura. Big shoes
to fill. Not an easy task. And you know, I've
(01:06):
been thinking to myself, I wonder what the listeners think.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Are you about to read a review of yourself? This
is fucking awkward.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just bear with me, okay, just like, just come on,
let me have a moment for Judy. Grace's rolling your
eyes at me. Sorry, Grace, It says it's from Libby.
Shout out to Libby. She messaged me and said, you
have been so much fun to have on the pickup. Okay,
maybe they should have you on more regularly when Laura returns.
It'd be funny.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That was bad, Okay, So I'm going to tell you
about this is a real story. I'm not lying to you.
I would never lie to you. I'm not that kind
of person. I'm very trustworthy. But I was attacked as
a youngster on the island of Fraser Fraser Island they
call it. I was attacked by a dingo.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Okay, okay, that's you live to tell this story?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Did I?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you know what? We are going to talk? Animal
encounters like weed, animal encounters. I do share a few
of mine. But there's one I didn't share, and Matt,
I know you wanted to know, so I'm going to
tell you now. When I was on I'm a Celebrity,
Get Me out of Here, which is filmed in South Africa,
which I did the year before, Matt, the filming had
stopped right and we got into it instead.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We've got to get out of here, guys. I've got
places to be great.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
This is gonna be really.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Quicker because I've got so much on this afternoon. We
can't fuff about. We're gonna make this quick for the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know why. I have a meeting, but they just
put it back ten minutes. Africa, I mean in South Africa.
Now the filmings stopped. It's over. It's the end of
the show. But you still hang around for a couple
of days. And we had gone out with no.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I made it to the finale.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I was at the end too, Matt. Thank you? Did
you win?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And so we go out of our little heart things.
There's like three of us and it's dark. It's nighttime.
But usually, I mean you're always close. Usually it's gated
or whatever else. And anyway, it wasn't gator, but we
only had to walk a couple of meters skin in
the car. We all three get in the car. It's dark.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We hop in in Africa, turn.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
The headlights on, and what is right in front of
our car a lion hippopotami. There were two hippos. Oh
my god, two hippos. I could have touched it. It
could have eaten me. It was a really close encounter,
very dangerous, one of the most dangerous outside of the mosquito,
the most dangerous in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well, you're lucky to still be here.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Did you know mosquitoes are the most dangerous animal in
South Africa?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Thought, sorry, in the world did you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I didn't? Thank you for telling me. I've enjoyed this week.
It's been great. Thank you. Brett.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well. Also coming up, as much as we're talking to
animal encounters, we're also talking our non sexual turn ons.
Believe it or not, That was a subject Matt brought
to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You're welcome anyway, Enjoy, enjoy. Heybrid I'm not sure if
you've seen headlines this week, but the one and only
Kimmy Kay Kim Kardashian, she is front and center. She's
on a podcast called Call Her Daddy, and she has
revealed that there is one item and everyday item that
we all have enough fridge. She doesn't know the cost
(04:18):
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I did listen to this. I am a sucker for
getting that goss so I'd listen to the whole thing.
But if you missed it, have listened.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
How much a year do you spend on glam well,
a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Like six figures, seven figures. It could be a million dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I mean, I don't have a concept of what like
certain simple things cost, which really is you know, I'd
like to know a little bit more about what like
a milk carton cast I mean it'd.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Be nice, wouldn't it just interesting to know what a
carton of milk would cost?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But it's funny to me that she's so unrelatable that
she doesn't even know what an unrelatable conversation is.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But I mean, she's not going to the supermarket, is she.
Let's be honest, She's probably got an assistant to do
everything from doing her hair, picking up dog pood to
going out buying the grocery, So you can't blame.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Her, right, Also, if you're spending a million dollars on
your glam for a year. But you know what, I
guess we have to keep in perspective that she is
a billionaire, so a million dollars for her on makeup
is probably the equivalent of us spending like fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well that got me thinking, these billionaires, the one percent
of the world, the super uber rich. I wonder if
you and me will do a quiz and if we
can try and figure out how much their everyday items
might cost.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh so like reverse engineer, this exactly what he doesn't
know what bread and milk is.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, all right, I like this. Could we mix with
those billionaires and could we understand in everyday kind of
language in conversation what their lives actually cost?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That happily mixed with a billionaire. All right, so produce
a gray shuming you're the quiz master.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yes, I have put together five of my favorite things
that I think only really rich people would buy, and
I'm going to test to see if you guys can
figure out how much they cost.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And that means it's who's more likely to fit into
the rich life, Matt or Brittney.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And if you lose, you have to get a tattoo
of like a dollar sign.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
No, if you lose, you've got to buy the bread
and milk for the week. All right.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Question number one, we're going to start relatively small here.
How much does it cost to charter a private jet
for fifteen people from Sydney to Dubai?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Ladies, first, you go, britt Sydney to Dubai.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
The last time I inquired about a private jet, it
was about seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, I was going to say one hundred thousand, six
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh my god, Oh that I remember now, that's why
I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, that is a crazy amount of six hundred.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Question number two, how much does it cost to hire
a Michelin Star chef five days a week in Monaco
per month?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Two hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a month.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Ye don't look no, I'm just I'm just confirming that
that's that was the unit of measurement.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Judgment.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I'm going twenty five thousand dollars a week, so one
hundred thousand dollars twenty six nine hundred dollars per month.
That's no. You both went over, but you work close.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm closest, so I was a little bit off. I away,
I can't do that.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
But this one was based off a job ad for
a Russian family living in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I do love my food, so I would have expected
myself together. And because I can't cook, I haven't quired
about a chef before. Also couldn't afford it all right.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Question number three, how much would it cost to have
Mariah Carey performed for thirty minutes at your birthdayes real rich.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
People stuff getting a celeb to performing your birthday. She's
also like proper diva. How many songs thirty minutes? I
reckon she could do five or six.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Imagine what her rider would be in that? Oh my god,
the green room?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
What are you going?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm going to go. I'm going to go big, and
I reckon. Surely Mariah Carey wouldn't do a gig for
that A million dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I was going to go on meal too, so I
will go one point five just shits and giggles A
million dollars. Matt and I had to change it. This
is the tiebreaker's so dense right now in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
How much does it cost to get a six foot
tall custom molded life sized bronze statue made of yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That is what I've always wanted.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Costs more because he's bigger.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What does a kilogram of bronze actually.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Cost less than gold?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, good tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So that doesn't help because we don't know a.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Goal, because this is a hard one, Grace, I'm you
go first, brit six foot seven hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That's too much.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Surely it's four fifty. Is it solid or is it
holid out inside?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You already quitted? Hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh my god, what's.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
The best rich person? Officially? If there is a spot
for a billionaire and the billionaire table.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Hang on a second. I got two points, you got
one and a half.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That was a tiebreaker, Matt. You can't change the suck.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
There was no need for a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Weid it. You can't be That wasn't a timebreaker. It
was just tiebreaker three times because I wanted to say
a million and I had.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
There's no need to shout, okay, we could all be
billionaires in our imagination. Okay, okay, can I at least
get the bronze statue? Sure? I found myself in a
very awkward position recently.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Britt, I like, that's a sentence that comes out of
your mouth a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Does it? Well, I guess it's just part and parcel
of having young kids. And for those of you who
are unaware, Marley is six, Lola is four. Lola it's
very good at talking, but she doesn't really have a
good filter. So we had a babysitter come over recently
on a Thursday morning. Shout out to Danny. She's a
huge help. We have her for a few hours, and
as she was leaving, Lola just stands in the hallway
(09:44):
and goes, you know, my daddy has very big balls,
and poor Danny's standing there going.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I'm assuming she doesn't mean like soccer ball.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I see. We weren't sure where this was going, and
she was like, yeah, maybe he does mean line basketball.
You know, it could be any type of ball.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What's keeping mind balls is subjective exactly, And then she goes, well,
accept when he's in the shower, then those things really
shrink up.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And I was like, well, thanks so much for hell, gunny,
it's been great to see next week.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Anyway, that could have been ambiguous, she made sure it
wasn't by specifying that the balls was something in the shower.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
I was thinking to myself, surely I can't be alone.
So I wanted to put the call out there. If
there's any parents, annie's, uncles, anyone who's had time with
a child, if they have embarrassed you by saying something inappropriate,
please call us in now. And I've actually got Chloe
on the line. Chloe, what is the inappropriate thing a
child yours or someone else's has said.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So, my child and I were playing hide and seek
and we were hiding in a walking pantry, but she
called it the cupboard. Later, we went to a busy
coffee shop.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Or in the busy line, and she says to me.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I say, oh, after mum's coffee, we're going home.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And she says, Mom, are you going to put me
in the cupboard again, very very loudly. And You're like,
don't say that in public. Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No, I am for hide and seek, definitely for heart
and seek, not just when you've been naughty.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, Carla, what's the awkward thing that your child has said?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh, when my daughter was three, We're at a cafe
and a man walked in with a really long platt
and he was a bit of a bikey looking fellow
and he had this really long platt and my daughter,
being three at the time and frozen obsessed, just yelled out.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
That man's got an elsap bread?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Can? I ask? How did the biking respond?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I was too mortified to look at him because he
was a scary looking dude, and I just wanted the
ground to swallow me whole.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
So he was probably really nice. Yeah, probably you didn't
stick around to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, I was just like cowering under the table nearly,
and I was like.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Glad you made it out there in one piece. Hey,
we got Shannon on the line. Shannon, what is the
wildly inappropriate thing a child has said in your presence?
Speaker 4 (12:10):
My six year old daughter is renowned for asking questions,
a lot of why followed by a lot of.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Why that's so annoying, isn't it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
So such?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Especially while you're trying to drive. But as you guys
all know, the first of season is coming up, and
we were at the shopping center and you can see
all the Christmas decorations and all that sort of stuff
coming out, and she just blurts out of nowhere, the
Santa has a penis. And I was just almost flabberg
acid because I was like, I kind of panicked, and
I was like, well, here's a boy. He name is
(12:43):
Saint Nicholas, and yes, I guess he does have a penis.
But let's talk about this when we get home.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean, what are you supposed to do? I think
you did the right thing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You did the right thing. And what an inquisitive child.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Oh she cracks me up with some of the stuff
she comes out with. My other daughter is exactly were saying,
we cannot, I cannot have a car ride in silence, I.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Bet you can't. Christmas photos with Sanna's.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Hey, Matt, you know what I just remembered?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Lola?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
It was Lola again. You're Lola at my wedding. The
next day we had like a big recovery party and
we're all like swimming around. She said two things to
offend two people in this room. One she came up
to me as I was swimming in the pool and
she said in Brittany, and I said yes, in my
little bikini. She goes, are you're pregnant?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Pregnant?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And I was not, and I informed her I was not.
But she also went up and said something interesting to
produce a grace.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I think it's because you just got married and because
you were looking great. Can I just put it out there.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You don't have to cover for you and producer grace.
What'd you say to you?
Speaker 6 (13:46):
She asked if my wife was my grandma?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I was like, no, we're married.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Okay, okay, apologies the same child Lola's behavior.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Matt, you are looking great today.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Shut up bad. That's so forced.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I'm not. You got like a tonally kind of green
rain for a shirt eye.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'm not buying that. Come on, you actually.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Don't do playing. You know you you wear quite a
lot of patterns and stuff. I'm not. This isn't going anywhere.
I'm just throwing you a COMPLI.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is weird. This is weird. I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Okay, well let's move along. I won't compliment you again.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Do you need a lift home? What's going on? Don't?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Actually do you know what? I got a nail in
my tire yesterday. That really put it down. You know
how Sometimes you get a nail in your tire and
it's a really slow burn, like it can go out
for days and you can sometimes you can avoid fixing it.
You can just keep going and popping it up with it. Yeah, well,
this one went down in front of my eyes. It
was like scraping across the ground. Anyway, that's not what
(14:44):
I want to talk about. I had an interesting conversation
with a friend of mine on the weekend, and I
want to get your thoughts on it. Okay, So she
just made a comment. We're just chatting about things we've
watched or read recently, and she said, oh, I've read
three books this week.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well three.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I said wow. In my head, I just thought, how
is that even feasible? I was like, they're not on
public transport. I'm trying to think of the times when
you're reading a book, you know, like when you could
read a book. She's busy. Anyway, I made the comment
I've never seen you with the book, Like when are
you getting the time? And she said, oh, they're audio books,
so that's not reading. We got into this little discussion
(15:21):
where she's like, yeah, I'm reading like like eighty books
a year or something, and I was like, it's a podcast.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I hate to break it to you, you're not reading.
That's like someone saying I'm reading books by having an
audiobook listen to is like saying I've walked so far
and I've been drumming around in the car. It's it's
not the same.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's a pretty good analogy. Actually it's very similar. Anyway,
we had this proper discussion and she sent me some
stupid article that she said, No, look, I've I've looked
into these people are saying it's reading. I was like,
but it's physically not the act of reading, Like listening
and reading are two separate things. Anyway, Apparently there's like
a pleasure throw off people on the interwebs.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's dividing the nation.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I don't know if it's dividing the nation. I wouldn't know.
It's not the paper bags. Pauline Hanson. It's definitely interesting
to me that there are people floating around out there
that are conflating the two things.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't want to be harsh here, you know, I
like to have a soft touch. But they're idiots, these people.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
They you weigh in, it's not the same.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
I think you can still get like the nutrients from
the book by listening to it, But.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Then how would you word it. I'm consuming a book
because I guess that technically could just say I listened
to the book it's not that hard. That's all right.
All you guys have done is validates.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
And then you could say I'm digesting.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I would say, if you want people to think you're
reading more than you are, I have consumed like three
books this week, I'd say like that, because coous, it
sounds like you're a moth.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, like no, because if you want to if you're
eating books, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
If you want you know, because consuming doesn't have to
mean like consuming can mean a lot, like you're consuming
to me shows it just means you're taking it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
In Ai is making this country slash the world a
lot dumb? Oh my god? Are kids they got no chance?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Sorry, no, I'm going to die on this hill. You
can say consuming it's like you consume media. It's actually
a saying, right, grace, No, it is, it is.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
It's just I would look at someone weirdly if they
said they were consuming books.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And right now I'm looking at you real.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Weird Manny Jay, you've been laughing to yourself all morning
about dying to tell us about this thing that you
learned from your partner that you should have known many many,
many moons ago.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well before I tell you what my story is. I
want to know that I'm not alone. So if anyone
has a situation something they learned later in life, maybe
with something that they should have known as a young child,
but if they have something they're willing to share on
radio that their partner has taught them about, I would
love to hear what it is. And Britt, this is.
I don't want to say it was recently. I was like,
(17:59):
it's but in between awkward stage where you're not quite
a teenager, you're not quite an adult. I was about nineteen.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I think it's a very awkward stage in your life,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Thank you very much? Yet it was, and I I
just there's no real easy way to say this. I
didn't know. And I'm going to put blame here on
my high school because we had.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't blame the teachers.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, because they're the ones who are teaching me all
the information and they forgot to include this very important topic.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay. I will decide whose fault it is once you
tell me what it is.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Okay. So I didn't realize that women got their period
every month. I just assumed I put two and two
to make five. Yeah, if you will that it was
every week that it was once a week occurrence.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did you This is strange to me because do you
not know that it goes for generally five to seven
days like it goes for a week. I thought it
was just like anential period.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
I thought it was just like a morning thing, like
it just came in for a couple of hours and
that was it. Well, so, and you had the band
aid on just for that day, not knowing exactly when
that hour would fall throughout that day.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You mean you think women were a pad every day
just in case that was the hour their period was
going to drop in.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, like I didn't know the specific but.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You were nineteen, to be clear.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
But why would I know that? I don't get periods? Okay,
women weren't coming to me.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You have a sister, you have a mother, you went
to school, you had a girlfriend before nineteen?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Did you're saying that I should blame my mother for this?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Possibly? Ellie?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I mean, Ellie, get her on the line right now,
explain yourself. But no one for a young man, it's
just not I dare say a topic of conversation that
a lot of young men are talking about, and I
think it's good for them to know.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I do want to give some grace that maybe education
has been a bit different in the last twenty years.
That was twenty years ago, right, So I am God.
I am hoping now that kids coming.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Sounds so old.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Well, I'm hoping now that kids coming through know what
a menstrual cycle is. Like, that's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Is it important to know? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It is. It really affects the women in your life,
so people need to know. You know what I recently learned.
I'm never going to use this information.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I love how all of a sudden you're standing there
on your pedestal judging me, and now that you're in
the hot seat.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You're like fitting something because this is something that I'm
never doing anything with this information. It hasn't made me smarter,
but I did find it unusual. So I found out
from my partner Ben, you know, just an open discussion.
I don't know how it came up. I think someone
else had mentioned it, or we saw it online, whatever,
but that when men want to WII or urinate, so
like when women feel like they need to go to
(20:32):
the bathroom, spread it out, you feel the pressure in
your bladder, But when men need to go, they feel
it in their WILLI is that true?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, i'd say so, it's like your actual willy get
down by my knees.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Your drags off the ground. Oh I need to go.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sorry, sorry I had to. Yeah, look, I do I
feel it in that specific region. Where's your bladder? Like
can you just stand up and point?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, it's just your butter's like you're you're blow half
of your abdomen. But my husband Ben said that, yeah,
he's like, men can feel it in there, willie, and
that you can squeeze it and feel it.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Like, I don't know right now.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Can I just tell you before we go to the break.
We're gonna take your calls next. But someone's just written
in that and this is I hope you're still listening
right now, because we do need to correct you. Someone
has just written in that. They they said, I never
know until my partner told me that a seagull is
a baby pelican.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, well this is the figure.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Sorry, I need to correct you if you're listening, A
seagull is not, one fact, a baby pelican. We had
some things coming on our pickup line and somebody wrote
my husband thought that the umbilical cord was just shoved
back up in the body after delivery, like you just
cut the umbilical cord like three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'm not looking down there.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Did you shove it back up? I wasn't watching.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I don't know. It's a mystery. I didn't ask questions.
You're an idiot and we actually have a caller, Meg,
you're on the line. What did you only read find out?
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
This is a safe place. No judgment here.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's safe place. But it's national radio, so.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
You judging myself. So I grew up right. It was
just me and my mom and we would make Caesar
salad and whenever we made it, she would bring out
this box. It was a box from the supermarket that
had croutons in it, and I was like cool, great,
And that's just how it always came. It always came
(22:31):
in this box. And anyway, I moved out when I
was young and I was at UNI and my husband,
well he was my boyfriend at the time, was like, hey,
let's make fever salad. And I was like, oh, we can't.
We don't have croutons. He's like, well, yeah, we've got bread.
I had no idea, none whatsoever. But croutons were made
(22:51):
from bread.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Hang on, They're just separate, right, hang on?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Are you just having this realization too mad? Oh what, no,
you are not.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Plutons are not coming from the bread the bread factory.
They had their own factory, right make no, yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
I didn't even know that they were part of bread, though,
I don't know what you thought they were. My partner
is just making them from bread, and I'm like, what
is happening?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Did you hate?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
And I'm watching him fry this bread.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
They're frying the bread and it was a creuton.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
My mind is blowing and he's cutting it in tiny
pieces and he's like see, and I'm like, it's bread.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I know what I'm doing. Sooner like at Homemade, Thank
you so much. We have Nicole on the line. Nicole,
what have you just learned recently?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Well, it wasn't too recent, but I have learned that
thunder is the sound of lightning and not clouds bagging together.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hanging a second, no, we're not laughing. It's a safe place.
So you thought that it was two clouds running into
each other.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
That's what I was told as a child, and nobody
thought to circle back. Can tell me the truth? So
I carry that into my mid twenties.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Oh so do you know what it is now? Well?
Speaker 7 (24:07):
Yes, my husband who was my then boyfriend, told me
when we heard thunder and he was like, oh wow,
that lightning was close. And I was like, what do
you mean? And yeah, we went down that you went
down the track. It was the point that I even
googled it, like I didn't believe him. I was like,
you're so filling.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh no, I.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Think I've learned more this afternoon than my entire school life.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
You know what? You know what came through a few
times on the text line. Guys, hopefully you know this, Matt.
Quite a few people didn't know that you have to
take the lint out of a dryer, you know, usually
dry you've got to change the limb fields. I did
know that because it's like a fire, has it?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, there are people listening right now that are like,
what is a lint filter in my dryer?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I can guarantee you that is just a time bomber
a fire waiting to happen.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Hey, Maddie Jay, we're talking animal encounters, and can I
tell you I encountered a wild animal today? It was you.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You're so much better than that bridge. But look, imagine this, okay,
Imagine you're on vacation, having a great time. You get
a little cocktail, You're laying down on your some bed
by the pool. You take your towel off, you got
to jump into the water. You look down and what
do you say? A crocodile in the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I tell you, I've seen this all over the internet.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wild is an up and Port Douglas.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I can't batho them because, like you know up there
that you can't swim in the ocean at certain times. Right,
you know there's crocs that could be there. There's all
these like stinging animals that could drop you dead in
a minute. But you just think that the one place
you're safe is the pool.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Do you imagine you dive in underwater mat you love
cutting laps in those pools. Imagine you run head into
a cross and.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I was little, I used to be so petrified of
going into the deep end and sharks. But imagine those
kids are opening their eyes and they're being an actual
crocodile in the water. It's a miracle no one was hurt.
But I was wondering, Bret off the back of this
have you ever on holiday had an encounter, maybe it
was life threatening with an animal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
You know, I've actually had a few, now that we
say it, actually I've had three that come to mind
straight away.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Of course you have one.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I was in the Amazon jungle on this like adventure.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
We were doing two weeks camping and trying to live
off the land and stuff like. We were catching piranhas
and like literally eating coconut worms and stuff like. We
were on a survivalist thing. Me and my sister.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sounds lovely, it was. I loved it that I know
were relaxing holidays.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
It was one of my favorite trips I've ever done. Anyway.
I was chasing wild pigs along the Amazon River as
you do, yep, and at least quick little pigs. They
were so quick that I to eat the pig. I
just wanted to catch it. They were just like, can
you catch a pig? I wasn't going to eat it.
I stick to the fish. But I broke my foot,
my toes. I hit a big rock when I was
chasing a pig.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I'd say, it's.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, okay, I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
No line that hang on no time. So my my
story for it is I was on Fraser I okay,
I was walking to the convenience store with my older brother.
I didn't know this, but at the time it was
mating season. As we're walking one way across the road
to dingos are walking in the opposite direction. And when
I was younger, I used to be able to do
(27:15):
a very convincing dog bark. Okay, give thank you. Sorry
who told you that was convincing? So no, for those listening,
there's not a dog in the room. That is just
me pretending to be a dog with my bark. I
did that bark at the dingo. Both of them stop
in their tracks.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And they made it with you.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
They turned and then nine months later I became a mother.
The dingos came towards me. I was chased. I was
chased for about two hundred meters by the dingoes. They
grabbed my shorts like the pig. My dingo's story is.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It called you to the ground. Thank you, Okay, sorry,
I'm back on track. It pulled you to the ground.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
They want chased a pig and tripped over and broke
your ankle. That's hardly encounter with a wild I had
better story, is intact, start with your best one. Produce
a grace.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Come on, let me do one more. All right, you go?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
A monkey stole my visil line, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Going to top your monkey story.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
A monkey stole my iPhone and two separate monkeys have
bitten me on two other occasions.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Monkeys hate me? What are you doing to the monkies?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I was in Indonesia.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Are you in the monkey forest?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Did you have food on you?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No? They just hated me.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Did you get your phone back?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
But then I got a new phone because the monkey
late licked it and I was like, no, thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Did you have to get a raby shot?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yes? I did. They're very painful. Wow, guys, I have
one more. Okay, okay, So when I was in South Africa, Guys,
you can.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Listen to us on the Man search to pick up
podcasts on iHeart or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Coming up next, I got swallowed by a whale. Matt,
You've been prefacing this chat about this revelation you've had
about something that gets you going. Well, I'm very intrigued, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'll admit it. I'll be the first to say that
I am a very unique operator, and there is one
thing in particular that I really enjoy more than anything else.
It gets me a bit hot under the collar.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
And just remember it's three pm.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, of course this is all PG. Don't worry. If
you have kids in the car, they can keep listening.
They can join in in fact. But I would like
to know, brit you can think about this if there's
anything you enjoy that's a little bit obscure, a bit unique.
But for me, I ride around on my bike, okay,
and as I'm traveling throughout the neighborhood, I sometimes spot
on cars that are parked on the street little notes
(29:33):
that have been written, the notes that have been written
by someone who was angry, disgruntled by the behavior of
the person parking the car.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So not like a fine or something you don't care for. Fine,
Oh sorry, I.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Didn't know how long we got. No, I do like
I do like spotting fines, and that's also another hobby
of mine. But let's let's stay on track. I like
going onto these cars and picking out the notes and
reading them to find out the reason behind the note,
why it was written, why it was left there. It's
a mystery every note is a little story that I
(30:06):
want to uncover.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
What is as an unusual flex? But what does it
do for you? Is it the satisfaction of like, hah,
someone else has done something wrong. I glide around on
my bike.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I just because sometimes if I look at the car
and I'm like, well, it seems to be parked quite well.
It's not covering a driveway, it's not parked too far
off the curb. For what reason could someone be unhappy?
So it's just not knowing.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Are you ever getting like, I know you cheated on
my with my partner notes? Like is that ever happening?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To be honest, Most of it is just like you're
park too close to me and it was hard to
get out?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah? Or like that still does it for you?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah? I mean I if I got a note that
was like you cheated on me and I hate you.
Thanks for Russell, that would be the jackpot. That's what
I'm really hoping for. I haven't yet had it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
But have you ever thought to take the note?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I would never do that because that would be really inconsiderate.
But the thing that I worry about is that if
I take the note, then I put the note back
and then someone comes to their car and they think
that I've left the note.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
That's maybe they find your DNA.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Maybe it's maybe it's a thrill of being caught.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Have you ever hid around the corner to wait and
watch the reaction of the person when they get back
and read the note.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm a busy man. I got places to be on
my bike.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I like to stop to read them notes on cards.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Hey, I'll allow myself a few minutes, Okay, I don't
have all the time in the world. Laura's like, it's
now eight o'clock. Whether hell's my husband.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know if this is the angle that you
are asking for, but I'm just trying to think on
the spot, Like what gets me going that probably shouldn't.
It is an item of clothing, okay, the humble turtleneck.
What a man in that turtleneck? Let me tell you.
I know it seems counterintuitive because it covers a lot
(31:48):
of skin, but there is something about a turtleneck that
I am Yes, sir, Well, how do you feel.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
About people in a neck brace? Because it's it's the same.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Things, it's very different. And then if they have a
turtleneck and glasses signed seal with it. I don't, so
sometimes I got my husband ban he's a football player,
doesn't do turtlenecks as in soccer, but he was very fashionable,
but a bit like oversized jackets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
I love how you like. He's a football player, so
he doesn't do turtlenecks, like no football do turtle necks.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
They're very I can't explain. They're very big, like oversized
jackets and stuff. I don't know if it's just what's
what's cool for them, I don't know. But I got
him into turtlenecks. And then when once I told him
that glasses also do it for me, he came back
with some blue light glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That is weird.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, off reading notes, you cannot talk.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Produce a grace anything that you enjoy.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I really like if you're painting a house and you.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
And you know, when you're painting from a bucket and
there's just enough paint in the bucket to like cover
some of the walls on the sides, and you let
it dry just enough that you can, that's that's hot.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's heaven.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Guys have problems.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm not given a weird Superman kink.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
The rock oh,
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