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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on Cameragle Land. Hi guys, and
welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. I'm Brittany,
my name happens to be Yes, and this is our
radio show to pick up. We do this every week.
We package up the show into the best bits so
you can have a listen if you missed it throughout
(00:21):
the week whilst you were in your car. Maddie Jay's
been feeling in for his beautiful wife Laura for a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now she is very beautiful. I'm a very lucky man.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's a very different vibe having a male.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I tell you good or bad? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's mixed? Sometimes I need support that a woman would
give me and that a male can't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And what way explain to me when you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Don't have a woman's perspective. Or maybe it's about hormones
or periods. We had a period chat last week, or
maybe it's just relationship advice. It just hits different. Having
said that, it's also great to get relationship advice from
a male because we don't know what that's like.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I don't think i've given any.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You have you have not this week, but you do
give a lot to.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Tell me to stop if I start giving advice, honestly,
pull me up. You haven't said anything about my mustache.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh I didn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No one's going to say anything at mustache.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You've always had a mustache.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's thick. I I've been growing it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, have you been using like a hair growth serial?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, I've got I'm a role in a movie called
The Killings and I have to play a cop from
nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, so I mean I want to be honest. You
don't look different to me because you always have a mustache.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Produce a grace.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I didn't notice the difference.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I've been growing my hair out. I'm surprised you guys
recognize me when I come into the room. Nothing, I
just lovely.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I noticed the gun in the whole star is I now?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I walk around with a revolver in my pocket. No,
so I'm doing that on Friday. I have two lines.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh, can you tell us what the line are?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
The line is like, I need your ID?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, can you give us that. I want to hear
it as your acting as the cop.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I need your ID.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh that was it. I think you need to work
on that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, that's I don't want to over sell it.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
But what's the second line?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's kind of it, that's just wonder what's a few words.
I'm very excited about this role. I don't know when
it comes out.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You've really committed. You've got four words and you committed
to a full on mustache.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You never know who's watching. Britt sat Bilberg might be
watching this and go, gosh, that cop, that young man
with the mustache, he's going to be someone one day.
I want him to be in my next blockbuster. Who knows?
And people will go where did you start, Matt, Where
was your career? Where did it like? Where was it born?
And I say, well, I was in this little role
for The Killings. I had a mustache. I was playing
a cop.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I think everything that you just said is absolutely true.
You need to commit and you take every role seriously.
I just thought that for just four words that you'd
be able to stick on a mustache.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, she's not the same. I'm a method actor.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, so you want to really feel it and.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Very very exciting. Laura actually likes it. She likes it
when I and also to really get in the character.
I've not shaved anything at all I've been.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh yeah, well that's where I'm going to leave that one.
We don't need to know what else.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Happens for you because in the eighties, like no one
was shaving back then, its hair was everything.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, I can't wait to see this movie. Are you
a good copper? A bad cop?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't know. The role is so small that I've
asked for some information and they're just like, shut up,
like you're an extra shot, Like you literally, yeah, what
are you doing?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You're true?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Like, but what's mine? Like what's my motivation here? Like?
Have I had a good day at work?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And they're like they're regretting giving me the role because
I'm just making life complicated for everyone?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
What did you have to do to get that roll?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Please? I don't get paid either. I was like, put
me in, sign me up, And then they were like, yeah,
I told Laura, I'm getting paid a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because it's probably a whole day show.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Gone for the whole day slash night.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That is so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We've ada asks just say that I get paid big
bucks for this role.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, speaking of cops, this is I mean, this is
a semi segue, but I stumbled across the funniest video
that was going viral online weirdly has something to do
with you, Matt. You did know about it, You're in it,
and it has labeled you as something you are absolutely
not and it is not something that you want to
be labeled as and definitely not something you want going on.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't. I'm still confused if I should message this
page on Instagram and request the video get taken down.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, request to be tagged, like, at least give me
some Did they tag me in it?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's bloody hell.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's the whole family too.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That is unbelievable, even the kids. I'm going to jump
right onto this after we finished recording. I also talk
about the fact that recently, just this week, Marley has
developed an imaginary friend.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, it's not. It's frustrating. It's so easy to offend
the imaginary friend because I don't know where they are
and I'm always bumping into them. I'm not taking care
of them. Marley's always like, you're fucking standing on, like
you're not feeding them. Yeah, She's like, you've just you
just come on, You've gotta watch out for Boo. And
I'm like I can't even see where Boo is the
name of the imaginary friend.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You know where it gets problematic. It gets really problematic
if you have to start buying it like movie tickets
and like paying for it to enter the theme part.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm cooking at dinner, you actually well, then.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I just shout, what would you do if you you
served at its fake dinner and then you actually saw
like the sausage levitating in the air into the mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I mean, I'd be into it. I'd be into it.
I wouldn't mind that I would do I would be
good content for the radio show.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, I'm invested. I'm a I'm a believer in spirits
and ghosts. I would love you to try and get
some more information from Mali on exactly what this spirit is.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Next week, can you tell me about some of your
ghost stories?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah? Absolutely, I love them all right, enjoy. I cannot
believe we're about to welcome someone into our very tight
knit group, Matty J. But we have Bachelor bear in
the Flesh sitting right opposite us about to give us
all the insider goss from the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Good morning, good morning, you are gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Gorgeous, fireflame if you're an emoji.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Absolutely, and he's so humble. Look at it. Me, I
don't even acknowledge have been looking.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So Matty Ja and I are both on the batch.
Maty Jay's had both experiences. He was a contestant that
got dumped and then he became the Bachelor, and I
was the first person to win the Bachelor in the
world and not actually win anything. So that's my flex.
How have you found the entire experience compared to now,
like the aftermath, because they're two different experiences, like being
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rusting at filming, meeting all these women macking on, like
having some some kissy time, and now to do in
the publicity tour.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh, publicity is crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's worse.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Absolutely, Well, yeah, yeah, it's much worse. Why No, it's okay,
it's okay. I'm just taking it day by day.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're saying that because it's your birthday and you hungover. Yes,
I've got some rapid fire questions if I may, I'll
be honest. Before I was on the show, a friend
of mine who was in cosmetics said to me, I
need some work done because I'm going on TV. I
got a bit of botox. It's the first time I
ever got botox, Probably the I didn't notice that. Be honest, Bear,
(07:02):
have you had any work done?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Not a bit, nothing at all. This is all original, natural, dude.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So was there one woman in particular from the very
start as soon as you walked in that sort of
took your breath away and you thought this could be
this could be something. All of them no rubbish, rubbish.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Twenty beautiful, absolute, intelligent, fun, gorgeous women.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So where do they get wrong on mine? We had thirty?
You couldn't Big one.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
He's been trained. Well, you could waterboard Bear and he
wouldn't give anything away, which is coming up next. Yeah,
sas is it true you got paid half a million
dollars to be on the show?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Half a million?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
True?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Of us is way too low, more than half a
million dollars, Okay. In the American series we have overnight stays.
Previously in Australia we haven't had that element included. Are
there any overnight stays for your season of the Bachelor?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I just say, well, if you you don't buy a
new Carr without taking the test drive.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
First, I think that that's an exclusive.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Do you didn't test drive? Did you matter.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I didn't test drive anything. No, you're paying for it now,
don't turn the keys of the ignition and it started
and I was thrilled.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Okay, Rose ceremony, grip date, single date. What was harder?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That was ceremonies were brutal. They were so hard.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But there is something beautiful about the Golden Bachelor, the
whole idea. As you're older, you've lived a little, you
have so many things that you've all been through that
a lot of the younger people might not have been through.
And I say that so I feel like you connect
on a different level. And I imagine it makes it
so much harder to say goodbye to these women that
you know have all been through so much.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
We've all had love and loss, and they were so courageous,
those women, and to put themselves out there to say
goodbye to any of them was tough.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Should you feel the first time you get thrust into
the filming and you're having this beautiful moment with this
woman and maybe you're in the pool. I remember my
first kiss on that I was in the pool and
we were like trying to be really intimate and beautiful
and romantic, but then like you squint one eye open,
and you've got boom mics in your face and cameraman
and all these people watching you. How did you deal
(09:11):
with that?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Six cameras, thirty people stand around and they say, okay, now.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Be natural, yeah and kiss yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Early on, I kind of just blocked everything out and
just concentrate on who's in front of me.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
True or false. The rumor mill is being rife and
we can put this to bed finally, once and for all.
Is there any truth at all to the chemistry between
yourself and some almitage?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
If I had an extra her I was, I probably
would have.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I saw it. I saw at Night one. There was
a there was chemistry there.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
She's beautiful. She's absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
There.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I imagine if that was the plot twist, it's happened before.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's happened before in the German Bachelor. Yeah, on the
finale he gave it to the director up.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Sorry, that was a gressy. I mean really, I'm like,
is that true?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
On brit season and the finale, the honey Badger picked
no one? Okay, he left empty handed? Oh that was
your that was that was Can you believe it? Can
you believe that? Not good enough for that I had
that option as well. Do you give someone a rose?
Can you confirm?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I think you'll have to watch and see.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Did you steal anything from the set?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I have so much clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I was gonna say the stylist. It was my best friend.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh really, I stole so much clothes.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'll just let her know.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Before we go. I'm just going to say a name.
I had been watching this with a keen eye, and
I think I've picked who is the winner. I'm going
to say her name. You can react in any way
you like, but I think the winner of the twenty
twenty five Golden Bachelor is Jan.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Jan is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I think Sonny. I'm gonna throw her in the ring.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Sonny's beautiful. Sonny is absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, well, Bet, thank you so much. Happy birthday and
joy the rest of the season.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I go home and have a wondful night with Jan
and we will see you guys after The Golden Bachelor
returns tonight at seven thirty pm on Channel nine and nine.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Now that's Mondays and Tuesdays. I'm loving it.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Bear farewell, thank you so much, my pleasure.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hey, how great was that talking to Bear? Does that
take your back seven or eight years to when you
were in the Batch mansion.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Look, I'll be honest, I wanted more from Bear.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It was horrible.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It was nice to see him in the flesh, but
I just I wanted to rag DOLLOI and go tell
us everything.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Do you reckon? He picked somebody?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
After speaking to him, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I reckon? Okay, this is my hot take.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Yeah, I think it's gonna ge us into trouble. But
to grace his lies, I think he doesn't pick anyone.
And I do think that him and Sam, the host
of the show, I think they have a thing. Did
you know his answer about Sir?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That would be I know, but I just thought he
was playing into it. That would be more wild than
the hunting bad Jock.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I don't think when he was talking like that, I
could see the publicist. They were dying. They were a
little bit worried.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
You know what, I think. I'm going to take a
different angle. I think he does pick somebody. I get
what you mean about the sad vibe. He threw it
in there. We can't argue with it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
He said he would have given her a raise.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I wish I had an extra rows.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, which I mean there's a whole rose garden there,
like they were there. I think he picked somebody. I
don't reckon it works out. That's what I'm calling. And guys,
we don't have any inside of gossp we're just speculating.
But that's what I reckon.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, he didn't. He wasn't oozing love. I couldn't smell
the love on him today.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
All right, give us a bit of goss Matt, because
you asked him a question that everyone always wants to know,
which is money, how much the bachelor's get paid? And
he gave us obviously fake scenario. He said it was
more than half a meal?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Was it more than half a mill? I was like,
I got to go back and speak to my.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Lawyers, Yeah, how much did you get paid as the bachelor?
Because they love a speculation, but we know it's not real.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
It wasn't a lot of money. I know what you
were and it was it was not a lot of money.
Because when they would negotiate, they made it seem like
there were two of the guys who were going to
get the job, and they said, but here's the contract,
here's the offer. If you're try and negotiate, then you're
out of the mix.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
So you paid them.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So it was under thirty thousand dollars to be the Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
It's insane to think that you could do it for
so low. And I say so low, it's a lot
of money.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I did I do it. I didn't do it for
the money, Britt. I did it because I wanted to
fall in love.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
But it's also it's when we were doing it, Like
so Bear he just filmed his season, it's in like
six weeks. We did it for a quarter of a year.
It was like a bit over three months. We're in that.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Place in a twelve year period. I did six months
of The Bachelor and the Bachelorette. It was a lot
of TV.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, you had half a year of your life.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Okay, the actual rose ceremonies when you're giving out the roses,
how much choice do you actually have? And when I
say that, obviously you choose who you get to keep.
But do you get to choose who goes home? Because
like when I say this, obviously you put forward five
people that you want to send home. Do they ever
say no, you have to keep this person. They're good
for TV or they're good for the storyline.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Or they always say like it's up to you to
make the final call. But they do say, you know, hey,
we are making a TV show here and it needs
to be interesting, and we think person A in person B,
they're giving us a lot of spice, and you know,
I would know that I'm not going to end up
with them, but we would give them a couple more
weeks because they were making things interesting. But they would
always say like, if you are really really unhappy and
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you do want to let them go, then you can.
It's up to you. But you know, we would like
you to walk down this path a little bit and
if you're happy to come with us, then great.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just sort of a memory.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Go on, what do you can't?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And I've never told anyone, so you guys might not know,
but you have minders. So the Bachelor or the bachelorette,
they have a minder. It's literally a person that stays
with you at all times to make sure you're not
doing anything wrong that you shouldn't be or they keep
you in line. And the contestants have minders as well.
They stay in the house with you. They're always if
you need them, but they're keeping an eye on you
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because when you go into the house, no TVs, no phones, no,
I don't even think you're allowed to take a book
in from memory, no technology like you were. It's like,
what is that Stockholm syndrome you get put into this house? Anyway,
I snuck in an iPod shuffle, so you were allowed
to take iPods in that didn't have a screen or anything,
and that just had music. Anyway, I snuck one the
(15:23):
end that had a secret camera on it and they
didn't know, and I was just taking photos of the
whole thing inside with my camera. And then one day
I was out in the yard and no one was
ever up early and I was taking I was taking
selfies with alarmists, me and the alums, and then I
got called in by the minder.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You got sprung.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
She but she goes, what do you do? You have
a camera here? Because it was still across a paddock
right so she could just see the selfie arm and
she's like, what ya to giveaway? I was like, what,
how would I have a camera in here? She's like, Brittany,
just tell me and I was like, absolutely no, I
don't have a camera like She's like, but I saw
you across the paddy taking selfie and I just said that.
I was like, oh, I was like, no, I'm just
(16:02):
going so crazy in here. I'm just acting and pretending anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I love that she believed it. Yeah, we all think
it so still.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Heelfie somewhere with al Paker from the Batchmansion. I was like, shit,
I've got to be better at this. And I think
back to it and I'm like, she must have just
been like what I've got sol like a huge ca Matt,
I love and am I the a hole? And you've
got one today?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Look myself and my beautiful wife Laura, who I love,
I love more than anything. She is my soulmate, will
be together forever. But just because you love someone doesn't
mean that you're not immune to having arguments.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I think it's a normal, healthy part of any relationship.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's very healthy, except when you can't figure out who
was in the right and who was in the wrong.
That's what's happened between myself and Laura.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
And that is where I come in.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So can I give you the context? Brittany, And I
want you to be honest here, Okay, I want you
to tell me if I need to apologize, or if
I should dig my heels in and make Laura apologize
to me.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Oh god, this is not an end well for me.
For those plane at home, she's also my business partner.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I'm sorry to put you in this awkward position, but
we didn't know who else to turn to.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Okay, hit me, what's happened.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
So let me also just mention the fact that when
it comes to doing work around the house, given the
fact that Laura is only a few weeks postpartum, I
am doing the lion's share.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, I'm great. Patruca Grace is already knowing where this
is going.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
People in the studio right now are rolling their eyes.
When I walk around the house. If I spot any
kind of work that needs doing, I just do it.
No questions are whether that's wiping down the kitchen bench,
whether that's making the bed in the morning, whether it's
unpacking the dishwasher. Brittany, I do it all, I really do, and.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It should be a normal part of life anyway. But
please go on trying to.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Make life for my beautiful wife just a little bit easier.
But as I was doing one particular type of cleaning job,
it's really fired. Laura up. Okay, I was doing the laundry,
and in the laundry basket, the main thing that I
look out for is just separating the colors and the whites.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, that's a brilliant start, Thank.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
You so much. Okay, So I did a load of washing,
put it all in there, made sure in that pile.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It's just there's no wits, all colors. Great, gona put
it on a normal wash. I've opened up the washing
machine post wash, and I pulled out the items. So
then put it on the line. And I've noticed I've
made a huge mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Snuck a little blue sock or something.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, Brittany, there was a jumper. There was jumper. I
don't know the exact material. I'm not that clever, but
it has shrunk in the wash. Okay, it's one of
Laura's brand new jumpers. It's a blue jumper. Do I
say it's cashmere? Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Why was it blue in with the whites. Let's forget
the material.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
There was colors, color colors in the wash. The jumper
is now a quarter of the size. And I put
it on the line and I said, I'm racing out
the door. I'm going to tackle that, and you know,
let Laura know what's happened. I come home, she's holding
the jumper and she goes, what have you done here?
And I go, look, the jumper is shrunk, and she goes,
(19:13):
but this jumper can't go in the wash, okay, And
I'm like, but I don't individually go through each item
and look at the washing instructions. If it's in that
washing basket, I will just wash it.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Oh, this is so.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Hard, and I can't even want to say this. I
think I could be on your side, and I hate
myself for that, but you know why, you're both in
the right. For you, you're trying to help you. I
probably also wouldn't look at every single tag, Like if
I was doing my husband's and my washing, I would
just throw it in. I think if it's all in
(19:48):
the same basket, it means it can be washed. So
but then having said that, I could go on the
other side of the fence and be on Laura's side.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't want to fence it up bread. I want
someone who's going to take action. Who's the right, who
in the wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think that Laura should have I hate I'm doing this.
I think that if something one hundred pcent can't be
washed with other things, you guys probably need to work
out a system where it goes into another pile. Okay,
producer Grace. Yeah, if it's not safe for washing machine,
doun't love my god, but is it true?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We call Laura sure here? Oh gosh, I can't believe
you're on my side. This may be the best day
of my life.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Because we don't believe it or not that we like you.
We're not always against you. I am just if I
don't believe in something you've said, I will let you know.
But if I think that you're right, I'll also let
you know. And I think in this one it's you.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Oh my god, Laura is going to be thrilled when
I come home with this news.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Are you getting divorced and I'm getting fired?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I like it so much. If you guys have a
spare bedroom, please let me know.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Hey, what's what's what's the outcome? Have you guys talked
about it? You're still not talking.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Well, I'm going to call her on the way home
and be like, I'm sorry, pal, but you're in the wrong.
Apologize to me. I'm the victim here. I deserve better.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Let's let's just play it cool. I don't think we
need to drag it on.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
But I think because Grave and Brittany both said Laura
that you're a bad mum.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Matt and a bad one Mattie jays am, I right, ladies,
who's with me?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
No, we're march adorn. Hey, we absolutely didn't say that.
We love you, Laura. We miss you. I really miss you.
Please come back soon, Matt. I do not know what
my algorithm is right now, but I'm getting served some
unusual things. It's that time of the month. I'm getting
pulled into, like the really emotional videos, and obviously I've
been clicking on them a lot, and I just keep
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getting served and it knows you like it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
So it's like, give herm are. Yeah, I love a
video on social media that makes me cry.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, this was a really beautiful moment and it really
took my breath away.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I like to watch when people in the Army come
back and get reunited with their family. That's my secret
kind of videos that I like to watch.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, so maybe we have the same algorithm, because what
I'm about to show you is something pretty similar. I
stumbled across this account and it's called Prisoners Reunited.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So the bier a niche.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's so niche that they like double down in the bio,
so it says prisoner reunions. We only post prisoner reunions.
And then they triple down and they say that's it,
and I was like, sure, I'll watch that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I'm kind of into that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, I was like, let's see what happens. Anyway, I
want you to play the video because my breath was
taken away and I just want you to experience the
same thing. Haven't looked.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I'm ready for this. If I cry, I apologize in
advance a little bit of emotion.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
If I laugh, I apologize.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, here we go. That's actually I haven't.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Seen each other so hard. Tell me when you see it.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Work.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I love the shocked look on their face, that first
embrace watching it. Oh my god, it's the video from
a celebrity where I can.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Somewhere they have ripped your video from your family reunited
moment on I'm a celebrity and you are on a
prisoner page that you have been in prison and you're
just reunited with Laura.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Do you think it's the bed is the bed? I
look quite rugged, don't I look like I could rub
a bank?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You were sobbing like a baby. I'm not sure that
scream is a bad US prisoner, but I think it
might be the red shirt. I don't know you've got
like the red selection, but you got your name.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
We're in the jungle.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No. Look, they've edited it really well. They've done like
real close up so you can't see where you are.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Do I say something? Is it good for brand?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't think that's good for your brand? Like you're
going viral as a prisoner that's just gotten out of jail.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I could do with some American followers, if I'm honest.
Do I leave it? Should I leave it?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
What would manage be in prison for? During and grace?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Like what?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't You're just the last person I've seen in prison.
Maybe something like a white collar crime, something boring. No, No,
it'd be for some kind of like public indecency. Pres
he can fielm me in a video or something where
he's butts out and it'd be at the president and
Donald Trump will be like, you go to prison.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I feel like that's I'm just it. I didn't get
a standalone moment. It's a montage video, like was they're
not good enough to be that on its own?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, thanks verty much, guys, it was a montage, but
you're in the first half enough that I played it
all the way through. I was like, really hooked on
the reunion.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I still don't know if I'm offended or if I'm honored.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
But you know what it's like, you just can't believe
anything on the internet. I know we say that, but
there are so many people around the world now that
think and like the kids, like let the little kids
run up, and like now Lola and Marley's dad's a prisoner.
It's a whole thing. Like, I don't know, how do
you feel?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Like?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
It's an emotional video and I think, you know, don't
get caught up in the details. You know, it doesn't
matter who's going to share it. Resharees and reshare guys.
How many followers do they have Prisoner Is Reunited?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
They actually they have thirty five thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh that's it. But I think I thought it was
gonna be like two million, but I.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Think it down Apparently watching Prison's Reunit isn't as popular
as I thought it would be. But Yeah, they're growing exponentially. Okay,
give them attack, give perform.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Thanks guys, Brittany, I would like to know have you
ever this could be recently, it could be when you
were younger, have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Non spring to mind. I definitely had real friends.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, well that's yeah, I'd hope so I didn't myself.
I never had an imaginary friend, Grace, producer, Grace, did
you have an imaginary friend?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
You would have, for sure you would. You would have
been playing some Doku on a train when your imaginary friend.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
That makes me sound sad. Let me rephrase that. How
many imaginary friends did you have?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Only the one that kind of stuck around for a bit.
And she wasn't quite an a friend. She had a choice.
She wasn't quite an imaginary friend. She was a fairy
that I found in the garden.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
And I remember being like eight or nine, which is
maybe too old for that, and I took her in
for show and tell at school.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
So hang on, like you actually found a like a
little I thought I found no, no.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
No, abrid, she actually found it.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
It was invisible. You couldn't see her, but I could
feel her. Breathing on my shoulder, which.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Is oddly specific, like the breath is as a parent. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, Grace,
please kick.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
I took her into Show and Tell and I was like, guys,
you can't see her, but I can feel her.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And I think, yeah, I was a bit of a owner.
And that's how Grace got on to prisoners.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
That's a beautiful story and lovely. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Can we stick to this for a bit? What made
her leave? Like she stuck up a bit when died?
Was it time to fly on? I don't remember. I
think she just kind of faded away.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Okay, actually, Grace, yeah, I need your advice and what
I should do in this situation because recently, only a
couple of days ago, Marley has an imaginary friend. Halloween
is currently on, and she's like, there's a ghost dat,
there's a ghost that comes with us now. I was
riding home from school on the bike and she's like,
Boo is the name of the ghost original?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
How do you think that was?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Come on? Marley? And I was on the bike and
I was like, okay, Boo's here. Sure who got home?
And she's like, oh, you've got to make sure you
open the door. So Boo can come inside. And then
when it came to dinner time, she's like, can you
please serve up some for Boo because she's really hungry.
We got four seats at the table and she's like,
Boo would like to have a seat there, and I
was like, okay, I'll play along with it. And then
when it came time for them reading a story at bedtime,
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she put a chair out for Boo and I was like,
oh no, come on, like that's a bit silly, and
she was like what's silly? And I was like, there's
no Boo and she was like, how dare you in
front of booth say that she's not real? And then Lola,
my youngest, sat on the chair and Marley was crying
because she's like, you've squished Boo. Boo is being hurt
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right now, and so now Boo I had to bring
her to work because Marley's like, I can't bring it
to school, so you're gonna have to bring her to work.
So Boo's in the room with us right now.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I didn't want to say anything, but I did. I
have been looking at her the whole time.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Do I keep pretending or do I just let let
it take its course, all right.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
So I'm going to take this one Grace for a second,
go for it, and then and then I'd love to
hear what you say as somebody who sees ghosts. Maybe
it's not make believe.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, oh my god, come on, guys, I know you're
loving at Grace. They're having an imaginary fairy and you
see ghosts.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You know it's funny because I forget, like with Laura
and I have spoken about over there so many times,
and I forget that you you don't know the backstory.
Yeah I have. I don't see them all the time.
I reckon, I've seen unequivocally five ghosts.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh my god, I am doing this radio show with
a bunch of loonies.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Get me out of here. I would say, firstly, firstly,
maybe it's not make believe, but I am going to
say the fairy is. What would you say, Grace.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I'm obviously not a parent, but there's a lot of
like monotony about being a parent, Like you got it
the same task over and over again.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I so lean into it. How often do you get
to read a story to a ghost?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
It's just.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Brick question for you? Do you have any baby names
that are currently marinating. No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, because I don't have kids. I'm not sure if
I want them, and I've got frozen babies like I've
got babies on ice.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Okay, So for those babies, do you have any boy
or girl names that if you go decide to have
little ones that you may use.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I have one. I'm not telling that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I got to save it because I've only got the one.
I can't make it go viral.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Can you give me the first letter? Gee?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And that's for a boy and a girl? Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Greg, Yeah, do you know? Very good? Okay, Well, naming
a child is actually very very stressful. If there's anyone
out there who doesn't have kids they're thinking about kids,
let me just give you some advice. Start putting together
a list right now, because I can guarantee there's going
to be arguments between you and your partner about what
names to pick. Laura and I, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You you regret calling Poppy Poppy?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I love Poppy, but it was just really hard to
get there. It was a long journey to land on Poppy.
Laura and myself we had many late night disagreements where
we couldn't agree on the name. But there is good
news because I have here. This is thanks to name Berry,
They've narrowed down some of the best baby named trends
that are going to be massive for twenty twenty six.
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So I am here to help you, Britt, if you
decide to have kids, as well as any parents out
there who are thinking about having their first or or
another child.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not about it. I'm not
feeling these names. I'm not feeling the trends. So I've
never been one for trends.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay, well maybe you're not into this, but for any listeners,
let me just start off and say that show girl names, okay,
I'm talking about like inspiration from Taylor's new album, The
Life of a show Girl. These are going to be
really big names like Roxy, Solana, Marilyn, led Feelia, Beautiful.
There we go. Yeah, y'are It's not to me.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I was just thinking of Taylor Swift's album, which I love. Look,
I get that Taylor Swift is a trend set up.
You know what I don't get. Apparently boomer names grandpa
names are out and boomer names are in. So think
like Bruce Beverly Lenny, Nancy, Rex, Ronald like the names
that are old but not grim old. I'm not calling
a kid Ronalds.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I feel Bruce is like, imagine, can you imagine a
baby Bruce.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Bruce is also like a bulldog, Like Bruce gives like bulldog.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
You know it does. But Lenny's in there, poor Lenny.
Lenny's a cool name.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, Lenny's cue.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I like, Lenny's been hard done by here.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
No, I'm letting Lenny slide in. But what about like
number names? Apparently number names are making a huge comeback.
I'm an example, eleven seven sixty four three one.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Seven elevens from Stranger Things.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I don't know what eleven's from. You know, you know
Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker they had Rocky thirteen. So
I feel like people are adding the that's yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
A shocking name, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Would you have gone with Rocky eleven?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
No, that's again dog name. We can't get confused here.
People naming pets and naming your human don't get them
mixed up. But anime names, I don't know. If you're
a fan of K pop Demon Hunters, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Not big in my household. It's just me and my
dog in my household.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's very, very catchy. I thought it. I didn't like
it when I first watched it, but I am obsessed.
But that is going to have a huge influence on
names for twenty twenty six, like Aura kaya Kiro Mirror, Mirror.
She's an absolute weapon on K pop Demon Hunters.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Isn't that the most popular show in the world right now?
You don't want to name you kid after the most
popular show in the world, because then every kid's going
to be named after that, right, But where do you
go because you don't want Bruce either? What's the happy Medium? Seven?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Okay, well, let me let me have one more guess.
The name that you currently have marinating there starts with G.
It's applicable for a boy and a girl.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yeah, and it's because my husband Ben really likes it
as well.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Is it a German name? Gertrude? No, Rong Jeff Geraldine?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Do you think that that's what I would be naming
my kid?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Shout out to Geraldine.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You're never gonna guess it, and I'm never going to
tell you. I just cannot risk Australia calling the kid
this name. Then I can never use it. I had
to keep it a secret. If in three years I
don't have a baby, i'll tell you. I know you'll
be on the entterviews.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, I hope this has helped. Maybe not yourself group,
but I hope this has helped some parents out there.
For next year, you're welcome.