October 8, 2025 • 41 mins
Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription
What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.
😈 **The Creature: Garm
Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.
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📖 Source: https://myths.link/harp
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🎵 Music Credits
"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch
"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Spring" by Chad Crouch
"Hermit" by Chad Crouch
😈 **The Creature: Garm
Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.
---
Links:
📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe
💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord
📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky
📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube
📖 Source: https://myths.link/harp
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📢 Sponsors
Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/legends
Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.
GhostBed: Right now, during GhostBed’s Fall Sale, you can get 25% off sitewide for a limited time. Just go to https://GhostBed.com/legends and use promo code LEGENDS at checkout.
ButcherBox: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to [https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS
---
🎵 Music Credits
"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch
"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Spring" by Chad Crouch
"Hermit" by Chad Crouch
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