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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man man. This story has everything.
A guy fishing, getting a gatorout, old people running everywhere.
They were outside trying to enjoy theday, and a gator starts chasing him.
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And a guy in a flannel shirtthat has the sleeves ripped off that
showed up barefoot, bear handed andwrestled the eight foot gator. I mean,
this literally is the story that haseverything that you'd ever want in a
Florida man story. So let's startwith it a Florida Man. There's two
headlines here and it's the same story. First as a Florida Man went fishing
and pulled out an alligator that chasedhim. And then the second part of
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the story is a Florida man wrangledan eight foot gater with bare hands and
without shoes. He was watching ahockey game and apparently all hell broke loose.
He's an MMA fighter and he wentout and he had wrestled this gator.
This is a crazy story. Firstoff, look at I love that
the shirt's sleeveless. That's my favoritething about this story. So this guy's
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blue collar brawler. I'd correcting myself. There's a story. There's two stories
here. The MMA fighter he captureda gator that was found in I was
chasing people near the school and thegator was like apparently running towards everybody and
scaring the bejeebas out of everybody.And he heard what was happening, and
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apparently because he lives right there,he was watching a hockey game and he's
also, I should note, alicensed trapper, and he was watching the
hockey game and he went out andwent and wrestled this gator and that was
the end of it. Florida Fishand Wildlife took it into custody barefoot.
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I just was thinking, he's onhis bare knees on that pavement. That
had to hurt. But the shirtis my favorite thing in the world.
That is how you wear a sleevelessshirt, gents, So kudos to him.
The Florida man went fishing and pulleda gat out that chase team won.
The screenshot or the screen grab ofthis gator running at people is my
favorite thing because the gators like basicallyhovering. It's going so fast and there's
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a lady with a helmet on who'sjogging. You can tell she's out,
you know, doing her exercise,exercise, and it's at a park and
this dude fishes pulls this gator outof the pond, which at some point
you're gonna my question is, atwhat point did he realize that he had
a gator on? And then whendid he run off? Because this thing
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is well upon land chasing people.But he said he was trying to reel
out his catch and then he didn'texpect the gator to come out, but
the gator apparently was mad, startedchasing him and took off Florida again,
Florida Fish and Wildlife had to intervene. They had to get involved, and
they captured this gator. Okay,So this man was accused of shooting another
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McDonald's guy and a guy at McDonald'sa patron after an argument over sauce.
There's a Florida man who was accusedof shooting a customer at a McDonald's drive
through because the guy first guy didn'tget the sauce that he wanted, so
he got mad and another guy intervened, and the guy who intervened apparently got
shot and it's just wild. Andit was an older man. It was
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a nineteen year old versus a fortyeight year old. A forty eight year
old was the one who apparently startedthe problem. He was arrested. He's
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you. Do other student groups havethis kind of target on their back or
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do you feel that you are beingtargeted because of the fact that it is
in solidarity with Palestinians and against whatIsrael is doing to Palestinians. Oh,
this is one hundred percent targeted.Every single protest that we have, there's
a group of counter protesters that bringall of their items, their their flags
and things like that, and they'renot seen as having unsanctioned protests or really
receive the kind of disciplinary warnings thatmany of our fellow organizers receive just from
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being seen at these protests. That'sa lot, and so there is definitely
some hypocrisy here. Especially you cankind of see it with the students that
were that were sprayed us with thechemical weapons and the fact that there is
no public information as to astor story, but rather the university is actively discussing
what is happening to the students hereand making it a whole public spectacle rather
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than when we haven't done anything tophysically harm students, whereas those that sprayed
those chemical weapons physically. So theCharlottesville tiki torch protesters meet your match.
This is uh and this is thewhat we call them, the Abercrombie and
bitch infantata, the protesters at allof these college campuses. And that individual
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that's Illino Mar's daughter is rehearsy whowas saying that, oh, her group
is one hundred percent targeted. Firstoff, the fartspray thing that somebody one
of their own people pulled a prank. One of their own protesters pulled a
prank on the other one, andthey decided to make up a story and
blame Jewish students for it and saythat it was a that it was some
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kind of like chemical attack, andit was. I mean, that's it's
so stupid it I mean, itdefies all logic. But they're arguing essentially
that they don't want any anti proteststo disrupt their protest. That's what she's
arguing for. And she was oneof the people who was taken into custody
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over the weekend because they were screaminginvectives. And their protests go way beyond
protesting for hamas and gaza, likethey are actively like denigrating Jewish students and
making it unsafe by like barring theirentry to certain buildings and all of this,
So it goes way beyond that.That's why, by the way,
that's why they were being removed.Welcome back to the program, top of
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this second hour with you Dana lashHere. You can listen to the radio
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But that's it. Columbian University isalso canceled all in person classes as
the protests have dominated the campus andeven like the rabbis near in the area
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have been issuing warnings to Jewish students. So the Columbia University all they're in
person classes because everything's been escalating.The school's rabbi warn Jewish students not to
return to campus a bit of horrifyingspikes and extreme anti Semitism. There's been
a lot of stuff that I can'teven play that's been on video because we'd
have to censor the whole thing andyou wouldn't be able to hear it.
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It's really nasty stuff. I mean, this is people aren't just like making
this up. It's not hypertabole.I mean, I've seen I don't know
how much video there exists out there. People don't even care about being caught
on video doing this and saying thisstuff anymore. They don't care because they've
been they've been given a pass bythe left. I mean, this isn't
about protesting for Hamas and Gaza.And by the way, when you're protesting
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for Gaza, you're protesting for Hamas. This isn't about protesting for Gaza slash
Hamas. This isn't about protesting asa criticism of the Israeli government. These
are organized students, organized by many, many different forces, and this is
about targeting Jewish students on campus andthe fact that it's gotten so unsafe.
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So Columbia is a private it's privateproperty, and so for NYPD to even
be there means that the university hadto call them, and the university is
pretty leftist. For the university tohave to call NYPD tells you everything that
you need to know. They hadto call and bring in YPD on their
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property because it's been that bad,that bad when they and the way that
these demonstrators they they make it towhere if it's on the you know,
uh, they set up your templeon the campus, or they set up
and put their little tensities out thereso that they make it to where Jewish
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students must go through them or mustgo past right past them in order to
get where they need to go toaccess different parts of campus. It's done
by design, it's purposeful for harassment, targeted harassment based on religion. And
then when they get in trouble fortheir behavior, then they cry that they're
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the ones being victimized. And that'snot how it works. They've been victimizing
everyone else. Accountability is in victimization, and so they've been I mean,
it's and it's what like Ripe fourpassover. They also at Columbia University and
the NYPD, they actually made itclear that they could not guarantee Jewish students
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safety. And then Eleano Maher's daughter, this twenty one year old trust fund
terrorist, claims that she has nowhereto live or eat after she was suspended
from school. She's like, Oh, I'm homeless now and I'm starving.
Why don't you have your mom oryour dad, uncle, whatever help you
out. I mean, that's justsaying, why don't you have one of
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them help you out? I mean, you know, if you fa'd and
then now you're foeing. So Idon't feel bad for you. You don't
get to be a victim. Thatcaffia that they're were, that's the new
tiki torch. It's the exactly thesame thing as the tiki torch in Charlottesville.
They are those people. They arethe exact same people. They just
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wear scarf instead of the tiki torch. It's the same thing, and so
she's like, I don't know whereI'm going to sleep. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. Teen Voguehas been there to lionize her as far
as it's propaganda. And you wantto know why young women or why women
in general survey the way they doand all these polls that are taken because
they're brainwashed from the time they're teenagers, impressionable young women by everything the media
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they consume, the women oriented fashionmagazines, everything, it's all designed and
organized to to pierce the minds ofimpressionable young ladies, brainwash them. Of
course, she was raised by Elinomar So you know, go figure the
failed rocket doesn't fall far from theuh launch side on top of the school
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building. You know, it justgoes to goes to show. But she's
she's the one who's victimized in allof this. Now you know these She
was at Bernard College. She saidthe administration there hung her out to dry.
She can't go to her she can'tuse her dining plane. Well,
yeah, because you you know youyou you violated their their rules on behavior.
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I mean, what did you thinkwas going to happen? I mean
it's crazy, I mean it shows. It's been anarchy there screaming uh.
People have been saying, yes,we are all hamas and then a slur
gets what the protesters have been saying. And I'm not talking like one or
two of them, so I toldyou. And the fact that a lot
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of these students can't even go toclasses there safely is wild, just wild.
These colleges, you know, theycreated this situation for themselves. And
I hope a lot of people nowsee this is what just what we were
kind of warning about. They're usingthe exact the left always uses. They
rehash the same tactics. This isthe Occupy Wall Street tactic that these student
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that these campus protesters are using.They're just going to camp out. She's
not homeless. She can get alittle tent living with those little ten cities,
right, same difference. She's justgoing She says she's struggling so much
with her expensive iPhone and all ofthat stuff, and she documents her struggle.
My word, just some of thethey're the literally the exact same.
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all of the news you would probablymiss, it's time for Dana's Quick five.
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So New York home Depot they actuallyhad to hire guards and dogs to
keep their parking lots safe from thievesand aggressive illegal entrants that have been flooding
the parking lots. They said thatthere have been numerous private security guards,
people with bulletproof vests, German shepherds, Belgium, mallenwase Intil and so patrolling
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the home Depot in New Rochelle.That's just one of them. They said
that it's just about omnipresence. It'slike, you know, they don't go
out and bite anything, but therehave been people who come into end of
the country legally that aggressively solicit forwork, or people who loiter there,
try to camp in the parking lot. They said that they're at one point
in the Bronx there were at leastthirty illegal entrants that were at the doors
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of a home depot and they weretrying to like make contact with contrasts and
all of that to get work andaggressively confronting shoppers. Some of them were
trying to sell them phony Apple AirPodsor at demanding money when they were leaving
the store, and they said thatif you're a woman, particularly leaving this
store, they really would target you. So they had to bring in all
the privacy. Is why you gotto have a gun, But in New
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York they make it where you can'tbecause they don't want to keep you safe.
It's all about making sure that victim, that the criminals have enough people
to victimize. That's all they careabout. The let's see a wave of
narco chemical terrorism. Walmart apparently inmy area is that the only ones using
drones. Apparently now the cartels maydo them as well. This from a
British newspaper, a wave of narcochemical terrorism. The cartels may soon be
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delivering Fenton off from drones, droppingFenton all from drones and maybe other maybe
weapons or who knows what else.They said. This has already been happening
in with the Jalisco new generation cartel. Apparently they've been doing this and then
they've also been using it as away to drop chemical agents on enemies in
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different Mexican municipalities. Oh my heavens, well, you knew it was coming.
There's currently no response from the governmenthow to deal with it, especially
on well, either with Democrats orRepublicans can Oh, hey, guess what,
there's a finally some kind of highspeed rail construction. They don't need
this. It's literally like a twohour drive from La to Vegas. They're
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going to do a high speed railbetween Vegas and California, privately owned Brightline.
They're gonna break ground next week ona twelve billion dollars high speed rail
project connecting Vegas and southern California.I think this is actually incredibly stupid.
It's literally a two hour ride,that's it. It's a two hour drive
through the desert, that's it.This is one of the dumbest expenses I've
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ever seen. But they said thatit's they're electric trains. They're gonna depart
every forty five minutes. They're goingto go from a station a Rancho Pucamonga,
which is an LA suburb, toVegas. Twelve billion dollars. Remember,
California has had billions of dollars plannedfor a high speed rail like from
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La to San Francisco that never gotdone. It's like one of gavenuw Some's
biggest embarrassments. And apparently Ontario cameout with the study saying that the people
who like loud cars are young andmale and they're psychopaths. Hi, I
like loud cars. So this isyour annual reminder that the Earth Day founder
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Ira Einhorn killed and composted his girlfriendbecause he was such a believer in green
everything. Ira Einhorn, just areminder of all of these environmental things are
founded by communists, of these allthe pretend environmental concern These people don't give
a rats backside about the environment.If they cared about the environment, they
wouldn't outsource and export all their pollutionto countries like China or anywhere else but
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the United States. They think ofit's not here. Then they can tell
people that it doesn't exist. Theycan sell you this like green theology and
pretend that they're achieving all their objectiveswhen they're not. And this is no
different. So back in April ofnineteen seventy, Ira Einhorn hosted the first
Earth Day event in Philly, andthen seven years after that he was discovered
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to have marked his girlfriend and compostedhis compost at her body instead of a
trunk. So he was a bigecological warrior back then. He was like
one of the original, you know, ecological warriors, along with the weathermen,
you know, all those people.They really cared about the environment,
you know. Sure. But hisgirlfriend of five years, Helen Maddox,
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she broke up with him, andhe was very abusive towards her. He
threatened her because she wanted to leavehim and all of this stuff. And
then when she went back to theapartment because because she left, he threw
her stuff out in the street.And when he told Maddox, he's like,
you better come and get your stuff, He's like, because I'm going
to leave it out here in thestreet, all of your personal belongings,
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it's going to stay out here inthe street. You better come and get
it if you want it back.And so on September ninth of nineteen seventy
seven, she went back to theapartment that she and Einhorn shared in Philly
to get her stuff and she justdisappeared up and disappeared. And then when
police began questioning Einhorn, he saidshe just went out. She wanted to
get some tofu and sprouts. That'swhat it was. She went out at
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night to get some tofu and sprouts. Well, eighteen months later they searched
his apartment because a neighbor complained thata reddish brown, foul smelling liquid was
leaking from the ceiling directly below hisbedroom closet. And when police went and
searched Earth Day founder Ira Einhorn's closet, they discovered Maddox's beaten and partial partially
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mummified body stuffed into a trunk thatwas also packed with styrofoam, a bunch
of air fresheners, and newspaper.So then they arrested him, but he
jumped bail, and then he fordecades traveled around the world evading authority.
He was in Ireland, he wasin the UK, he was in France,
he was in Sweden. And thentwenty three years later, after he
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murdered his extra girlfriend and chopped andput her in a compost, at her
in a bin in his closet,then he was finally extradited to the United
States from France and he was puton trial, and then he blamed the
CIA and he said the CIA didit. Now, far be it from
me to defend some of the stuffthat the CIA did, but we all
know that this is absolutely no Thisguy's he's a commie terrorist, that's what
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he is. And he's just likeevery other progressive male. He's abusive,
and he's weak, and he hasa problem with women. And I've never
met a progressive man. There's noexception to any of the progressive men I've
ever met in my life that havenot had those issues. Every one of
them does. And so he wentfrom founding earth Day to composting his girlfriend.
So that's the guy who founded earthDay. Ira Einhorn, a murderer
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who composted his girlfriend. So whenall these people celebrate earth Day, especially
those people on the left, they'reout there celebrating and abusive, an abusive,
woman hating murderer who beat his girlfriend, killed her, and composted her
in a trunk in his closet inPhilly. Happy Earthday, that's the guy
who founded in Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth
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