October 14, 2025 • 27 mins
Alec Baldwin blames a massive garbage truck for why he crashed his wife's car into a "big fat tree" in the Hamptons, but the CCTV footage shows otherwise. Meanwhile, Portland leftists are blocking roads while holding a "NUDE DIE-IN" to "protest ICE".
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's all that it was.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's so disappoint okad. Thirty seven year old Florida man
Timothy Avels is accused of making a bomb threat at
home depot. He said he had an explosive device in
his backpack, but instead authorities only found tide bottles. So
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(00:49):
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to down to the bottom of the article to find
out that he was accused of stealing twenty five dollars
worth of items.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Write a story where they have the lead balanced and
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stay away from home depot seventy five hundred seven.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Five hundred dollars.
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That's for the false that's pretty crazy. Let's see here this. Oh,
I don't want to do the sad dog one. No, no, no,
Let's instead talk about a Florida man who built a
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(01:36):
of stacks and stacks and stacks of all kinds of tires,
over fifteen hundred tires. Actually maybe up to two thousand tires.
The guy Derek people surrounded his entire property with stacks
of tires, each tires filled with dirt, mulch, and even
horse manure, and he began lining his driveway with them too.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The it's kind of funny. It's yeah, that it's apparently
what Kane.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well the story. I mean, in the story, it shows
because if I was a neighbor, I'd be really upset
because when these things fill up with water, it becomes
this breeding ground.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For mosquitoes, mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It even attracts rats because of the scraps they were
throwing in there. So yeah, i'd be a little upset
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Apparently I didn't realize they have like an issue in
this area with tire disposal.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Why they should just probably send him to what Minnesota?
So that they said that Tim Walls and his wife
can smell in the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scrap heap that's down there in this area since by
the two thousands they had three hundred million used tires
thrown on that annually. That's insane. And they fill it
with rainwater and as you said, creates all this stuff.
So the sky has like this way to I don't
know if it's gonna be helpful, like I said, but
you know that's that's what he ended up doing. Uh,
(02:53):
let's see here we also, oh, no, we already read
that one. Yeah, Tim Walls does love his wife loves
the smell of the burning tires.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
This Florida man attacked his wife because she won't go
to Chili's with him. Florida man with a prior battery
conviction was arrested because he attacked his wife inside of
their home because she would not go to Chili's for dinner.
And they got that caseo that's delicious at Chili's. So
(03:23):
she contacted Marion Connie Sheriff's office last week, and she
told them that her husband, fifty six year old Jerome.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Valiah, had battered her. She said that he got upset.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And began to yell because she was like, I don't
want to eat at Chili's. Now, normally women are like,
I don't know where do you want to eat? At
least she had a place that she didn't want to
go to eat. But she said that he began throwing
items inside their bedroom and then he grabbed her by
the back of her head and hit her all this stuff,
and so they noted in the report she was screaming
(03:57):
for help and she did have bruising. So he was arrested.
He's scheduled to appear in court this week. He was
booked in a Marion County jail. He posted bond, and
he's got a lot of charges that he's facing. I mean,
there probably are more restaurants than Chili's around. I'm just
saying that, you know, you don't have to resort to
not talking about this one as well, also not talking
(04:17):
about this one. Also, everybody, we did read the Thermos
of the rectum story.
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Speaker 2 (04:24):
I just put one in slide for you. I think nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Times in the past couple of days. Nineteen times.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I mean, I appreciate everybody's eye. But and then also
a what is a cheeseburgering incident?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's a drive by cheeseburgering incident.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Floridaman was arrested. I don't okay, so a drive by cheeseburgering.
I'm reading this piece. They said it happened at the
Atlantis Gentleman's Club. Oh, a former strip club employee. He
was arrested for a drive by cheeseburger and outside of
(05:01):
the establishment. So apparently what you throw food at a place,
and that's what Why would.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You do that to a perfectly good cheese A gentleman,
it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's where you go to learn how to be a gentleman, right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, that's they do lessons. They do gentlemen lessons there
at the Gentleman's Club.
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That's right.
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Catillion, right, you learn, you get your gentleman's lessons there.
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I don't want to be anywhere near Alec Baldwin when
he's on a range or behind a range Rover. So
(07:14):
what do we play first? Kan because we got to
set it up for the people. Welcome back, bottom of
the second hour.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So twenty seven is the incident as.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Reported well, but there's there's there's the his version and
then there's the recorded version. Now before we played for
the people, Alec Baldwin was driving his land Rover wrongly
I think, and he ended up.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
What did he hit?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I thought he just hit a tree bit the way
he'd described a mailbox too big fat tree.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, and I think he also took out a mailbox.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He really doesn't know what he hit, does he.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So he was with his brother, if you process that
came his brother is the father in law of Justice.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm today years old, today year's old.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, so he crashed his range rover. Is this him
talking about it? I know, we get the CCTV footage too,
So this is the this is the story of it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Go ahead and play this.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then oh, boy crashed his car right into a
tree in the Hamptons.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And you're like, how in the world that's him and
his brother.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So that's justin Bieber's bother in law came, Yeah, so
I don't know what they're crashed it into a tree.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Now he was asked what happened?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
W what did he say that he he tried to
blame a trash truck.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, he didn't want to board bore us with the details,
but this is what he said about it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
And but this morning I was in this car accident.
Guy cut me off in a truck, big garbage truck.
I mean a garbage truck the size of a whale.
I've never seen a garbage truck. That must have been
something commercial for like taking away.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Material, bodies of his something.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It was the biggest.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Garbage truck I've ever seen any Anyway, I won't come
into the details now one bore you, but to avoid
hitting him, I hit a tree. I had a big
fat tree and crushed my car with my wife's car.
I crushed my wife's car. I feel that about that.
It's all fine, and I'm fine, and my brother's fine
and puppity book. Congratulations to everybody on the film festival.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Now, yeah, so he said it was a big garbage
truck that caused him to crash his wife's car.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And you had the CCTV footage, so this is this
was like a security camera that ended up capturing some
of this of what happened. And I guess you could
say the road conditions were what what road conditions?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, you can kind of see the roads were a
little wet there. And this is the front of this
giant whale sized commercials. So that's the Do you know
of any non commercial trash trucks?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
But anyway, yeah, no, it's not like a private citizens
trash truck.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So this is it happening.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So this is them driving, this is the front of
the trash trucks.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sorry, going straight down the road, no problems, no problems.
Then all of a sudden, look to the right of
the screen.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So I honestly think that I feel like Alec Baldwin
drove like an idiot. I think because if you have
a trash truck in front of you, guys, you're on
a two lane road like this, if you're unless you're
riding its backside, which it seemed like you kind of
may have been. And this is just me, you know,
(10:35):
looking at the footage. If you're on let's just use
our brains. If you're on a two lane road and
you're behind a trash truck and there's trash cans on
the side of the road, smart people go, huh.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
That trash truck is probably going to stop and pick
up those people's trash.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Just saying that probably is how it's gonna go. Right,
So the trash truck did what trash trucks do, and
it looked like it was just a regular Has he
never ever been outside of his like gilded temple, his
gilded palace, his castle, I don't know his whatever, wherever
his giant high horses. Has he never been outside of
(11:17):
his gilded cage.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You say compound?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
How you say compound? His wife?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
How you said cool coming? Well you were born in Boston,
Hillary or Irish?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You tell us.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So it and that tree, that that car hit the
tree that it seemed like he just ran right into it.
He to me, it seemed like if you could not
even break and you were going that fast when you
hit a tree, you probably may not have been paying attention.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's just me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
No one was injured, and there apparently wasn't a summons
issue because issued because he never gets in trouble. I
mean you he can You know how Trump joked about
how he could shoot someone in Manhattan and get away
with it. Well, Alec Baldmo can shoot someone on a
movie set and get away with it. So there, I'm
just saying. So to me, I'm like, how do you
how do you not? I just don't understand how you
(12:09):
do that you're behind a trash truck.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm going to offer a potential definition of what we saw. Okay,
that may be more in line with what Alec Balden
was saying, now, this trash truck took a right turn
on this two lane road. Now he Alec could have
been traveling fast, which it appears he was traveling, probably
faster than he should have been, And it looks like
(12:33):
the trash truck noticed him approaching from behind quickly and
was wanting to get out of the way so that
he could pass. But it was already too late because
Alec Baldwin decided to go to the right of the
truck to avoid the truck, and then when the truck
went more right, Alec was pushed off into the yard
area and ran into that.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just think it was collecting trash. And he was like,
h well, I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, I know, but if you look at the video,
I don't see any trash cans near there. Maybe, I
mean maybe, but it looked.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like I mean, then he had been writing so close
he couldn't stop. Sorry, but yeah, approach and pass on
the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
He was traveling fast while that truck was making a right.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think he was going to pass on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, I think that was the original, like like.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A dangerous ge bag, That's what I think he was doing.
I don't understand the speed going. I can't tell you
how many times I've been been behind a trash truck
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh ji, a commercial vehicle. I've never seen these commercial
vehicles before. Oh my gosh, what is the matter with you? You
and your wife are nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But I've never and I've been I've been behind them
on two lane roads where you've had to stop they
get trash or whatever. That's that. That's just the nature
of it. You never I don't care what even if
they're not stopping. You just always want to give yourself
time to put your brakes on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And if you see a truck that size, you know
that they're not speedy or quick, these trucks anyway, no
matter what the situation. So if you see ahead of
you one is making a ride and going to be
in your lane, you're going to immediately want to slow
down immediately, not try and pass it like you said
some deep bag would. It's just that's just public safety.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm curious as to what Wan thinks, because Wan's mister
careful over there. I can't imagine wand driving his car
like that.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
No, he wheel one looks ahead and he sees what
kind of obstacles are potentially there because that's what normal
people do.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He is not a normal person. He seems like he's
an entitled lunatic. That's what he seems like. I just yeah,
drives his wife's range Rover, and then he's always noted
because clearly this is going to be his fault. And
they have photos too that they've taken, and I just
don't I'm sorry. I'm looking at the photos and I'm
just like, I don't get how this is not By
(14:56):
the way, this is a regular trash truck. There's a
picture of the track truck. I just get it's a
regular trash truck. What is he talking about? What kind
of lunatic is.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Like, I've never seen a trash truck before.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Our trash trucks look like this. These are just regular
trash trucks, you absolute lunatic, They're regular trash trucks. In
my estimation, in my opinion, he was driving like a
d bag because he's a d bag lunatic who has
(15:28):
a temper issue and his anger issues, and he I
think maybe he thought he was going to pass this
dude on the right and couldn't do it and ran
into a damn tree. That's what it seems like because
this is a regular trash truck listening to him, just
throw that up there if you can see.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I tried to.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I think I put the image up there. Yeah, Kane,
that's a that's a trash truck in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's exactly the one that looks like the one Trump
drove during his campaign.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It looks just like the one.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, same size.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
One is showing you now right now, look at that.
Look at that. That is a regular trash.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Truck, big as a whale.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's as big as a whale.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm not ver seen a trash truck so big, said
Alec Baldwin. It seemed like he was going to pass
him on the right, That is exactly. I mean, I
just can't but and for him to go, I'm like
like to intimate that it was the trash truck's problem
for being an unusual trash truck. This guy's a nut.
Can you imagine being their neighbors or having anything to
(16:30):
do with them at all whatsoever. They're so weird. They're
just so weird. People like he has a perpetual grudge
and she wants to be famous. I just I don't
get it. So yeah, it cut him off. You're behind it.
How did it cut you off? You're behind the damn thing.
(16:50):
None of this makes sense. I didn't pull the trigger.
It just magically appeared in her chest.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What do you magically like? For example, do you have
more attention when the roads are wet? Like? Are you
more careful? Or do you still drive as recklessly as
you want on drive pavement as it is when it's wet, like,
why don't you exercise more as Alec Baldwin, a little
more safety precautions when the pavement's wet.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I agree, but I completely agree with you, and I
think you're right. It just seems like another example of
him not wanting to take accountability. It's always everything else's fault.
That truck that I was following too closely from behind
probably caught me off.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
If you were anybody else, you had probably been cited,
especially if that was somebody's property. It seemed like that
wasn't in somebody's front yard.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
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It's a clickbait headline that's absolutely stupid in mind noting
to read. But they're talking about Indian River lagoon. They
have a brain toxin that's named after some numbers and
(20:14):
letters talks and levels were roughly three thousand times higher
during the algae bloom months.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I don't like the word algae bloom. That just sounds slimy.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They said dolphins' brain showed the same Alzheimer's related proteins
and gene activity seeing humans, and they may be warning
us about a neurotoxin risk.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You think, great job coming to that conclusion.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
If the dolphins are being affected, probably other things, including
people will too. Americans are not going to be charged
extra to recline their seats on flights in a major
cabin shake up. I don't even know why. Honestly, airlines
are such a scam. They really are. It's aviation experts
are slamming it. WestJet, for instance, they're being modernized and
(20:53):
they're catering to people who have different budgets, and so
now you are going to be charged on west Jet.
You're going to apparently be charged if you lean your
seat back. Oh can we arrest people then if they
take their shoes off on the flight, if it's not
a red eye, if it's not longer than two hours,
don't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Stick with us more in store. Speaking of Portland, and.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh my gosh, this is so gross. I talked about
this on waters yesterday. Just don't imagine it. What's the
weather in Portland? Came like, what's the tempts out there?
I thought it was cold up in Portland. I mean,
judging by some of what was seen, it had to
(21:37):
have been pretty chilly. So the Portland bike riders they
all got naked and they did you I don't want
to ask if you saw it. They decided they have
a naked bike ride and then at one point to
protest I don't remember, they all like put their bikes
down and late in the middle of the road. Did
you see that, like a score of fat naked people
(22:00):
laying all horribly nude.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Die in, like very uncomfortably nude.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
They call it a die in. They were all outside,
but they were all.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Wait, a die In's yeah, so dull, that's so dumb.
They were demonstrating against federal troops. And how did they?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I mean, the.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Photos are so bad. Oh my gosh, how do they what? Okay,
I have a question. I don't understand the people who
are naked, and then they wore a clear poncho, right,
what's the point of that? Doesn't make any sense to me.
So they they apparently do this. They have the naked
bike ride apparently, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Every year.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm learning about that today and it's a tradition. Oh
for the love, and I'm gonna try to get there.
It's always nastiest people. Just all the photos look like
they smell like feet so bad. It just smells like
feet and dirty old public bathroom. That's what it smells like.
(23:05):
That's what the photos look like. They smell like. Anyway,
they usually do this, but they decided to make it
happen later, and they said they called another nude ride
so they could protest the president sending in the National
Guard to protect the federal buildings that these nut jobs
keep attacking. And so they decided to protest like that,
(23:32):
and then they got off their bikes at one point
and laid down on the pavement in a quote unquote
die in why why can't they just do what normal
people do if they're dissatisfied, Right, if you're dissatisfied, you
lodge a complaint, or if you feel that you must protest,
(23:54):
you don't go and show the whole albatross. I don't
know out to the world, there's no I don't even
think it's a question of humility. I don't think that
there's any self awareness of any of these individuals really.
But there's certain things that it's like Seinfeld, it is
(24:14):
literally a seinfold episode. There's certain things that you should
just not do when you're naked. And that's the correct
pronunciation again speak in God's tongue. That's Southern Missouri, any
kki d. There's certain things that you shouldn't do when
you are unclothed, like crouching, kicking, things like that. Riding
(24:34):
a bike, riding a bike, I hate riding bikes. Well,
I take it back. When I was a kid, it
was fun. Now I'm like, why am I doing this?
And I don't like I have an issue with rude bicyclists,
the ones who realize that you know they're bike lines
and they've discovered them. I have less of a problem
with those people.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But this looked.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Can you imagine Kane being behind not just a bicyclist,
but a naked, no chonky bicyclist, which most of these
people probably don't ride bikes, judging just visually.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
No, I don't want to imagine that, and I don't
like the fact that you now put that vision.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
How was that not in decent exposure?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It is if you're in a grocery store and you,
you know, drop tround. You're like, hey lady, and you know,
but their.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Legal safety net is the fact that it's a protest.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So wait a minute. You can't wait a minute, do
I understand you correctly? You can do whatever you want,
so long is this is it's draped with the veneer
of protest.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes, you also have to be in a leftist city
that's run by a bunch of leftist city council.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
But yes, so I mean you could, you know, do
whatever as long as it's a protest. Yes, it's interesting.
I wonder how far that goes in the city. Yeah,
were saying. I just can't believe so many people thought.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna go do this. It's fifty degrees, I'm
gonna get naked and go ride a bike.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Eh. I don't even like to walk bear foot like
a public bathroom. Would you walk barefoot in a public bathroom?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I don't even use buffets.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
So no, these guys are laying naked on public streets.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
What is the sign that says this is rip city?
Like rest in peace city? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Or letter ripped tator chip? Just flatulence all day? I mean,
I don't know, these people have no gosh. I feel
sorry for their children. Oh my gosh. Uh just so inappropriate,
so appropriate.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Of all of these people. There's like literally hundreds, I
mean there's probably a thousand people plus doing this, which
just shows you how many mentally ill people are in
this area.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
And they're so upset because they they're like, we don't
want federal troops coming in our city. Okay, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Stop attacking federal buildings, todo, Stop attacking federal agents, toado.
Super easy to do that. Wow, I just saw that's
your problem. You're welcome. Now here's my invoice for five
thousand dollars. I mean that's that simple. Thanks for tuning
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hmmm, let's see a Florida man claimed that he had
a bomb at home depot. But it wasn't a bomb.
It was just some detergent literally stolen tide bottles.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's all that it was.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's so disappoint okad. Thirty seven year old Florida man
Timothy Avels is accused of making a bomb threat at
home depot. He said he had an explosive device in
his backpack, but instead authorities only found tide bottles. So
he's in trouble because he was threatening everyone with a
(00:49):
fake bomb. And you give to scroll all the way
to down to the bottom of the article to find
out that he was accused of stealing twenty five dollars
worth of items.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Because nobody at the Florida Sun Sentinel can.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Write a story where they have the lead balanced and
give you all the information you need in the first
paragraph like they're supposed to. So he's charge of making
account of false one count false report and bond set
at seventy five hundred. And he was also told to
stay away from home depot seventy five hundred seven.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's for the false that's pretty crazy. Let's see here this. Oh,
I don't want to do the sad dog one. No, no, no,
Let's instead talk about a Florida man who built a
fortress of tires around his Marion County property. Yeah, he
apparently built. It's a black fortress. Its walls are made
(01:36):
of stacks and stacks and stacks of all kinds of tires,
over fifteen hundred tires. Actually maybe up to two thousand tires.
The guy Derek people surrounded his entire property with stacks
of tires, each tires filled with dirt, mulch, and even
horse manure, and he began lining his driveway with them too.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
And.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The it's kind of funny. It's yeah, that it's apparently
what Kane.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well the story. I mean, in the story, it shows
because if I was a neighbor, I'd be really upset
because when these things fill up with water, it becomes
this breeding ground.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For mosquitoes, mosquitoes.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It even attracts rats because of the scraps they were
throwing in there. So yeah, i'd be a little upset
about it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Apparently I didn't realize they have like an issue in
this area with tire disposal.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Why they should just probably send him to what Minnesota?
So that they said that Tim Walls and his wife
can smell in the.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Scrap heap that's down there in this area since by
the two thousands they had three hundred million used tires
thrown on that annually. That's insane. And they fill it
with rainwater and as you said, creates all this stuff.
So the sky has like this way to I don't
know if it's gonna be helpful, like I said, but
you know that's that's what he ended up doing. Uh,
(02:53):
let's see here we also, oh, no, we already read
that one. Yeah, Tim Walls does love his wife loves
the smell of the burning tires.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
This Florida man attacked his wife because she won't go
to Chili's with him. Florida man with a prior battery
conviction was arrested because he attacked his wife inside of
their home because she would not go to Chili's for dinner.
And they got that caseo that's delicious at Chili's. So
(03:23):
she contacted Marion Connie Sheriff's office last week, and she
told them that her husband, fifty six year old Jerome.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Valiah, had battered her. She said that he got upset.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And began to yell because she was like, I don't
want to eat at Chili's. Now, normally women are like,
I don't know where do you want to eat? At
least she had a place that she didn't want to
go to eat. But she said that he began throwing
items inside their bedroom and then he grabbed her by
the back of her head and hit her all this stuff,
and so they noted in the report she was screaming
(03:57):
for help and she did have bruising. So he was arrested.
He's scheduled to appear in court this week. He was
booked in a Marion County jail. He posted bond, and
he's got a lot of charges that he's facing. I mean,
there probably are more restaurants than Chili's around. I'm just
saying that, you know, you don't have to resort to
not talking about this one as well, also not talking
(04:17):
about this one. Also, everybody, we did read the Thermos
of the rectum story.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
We do not need that scent anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I just put one in slide for you. I think nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Times in the past couple of days. Nineteen times.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I mean, I appreciate everybody's eye. But and then also
a what is a cheeseburgering incident?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's a drive by cheeseburgering incident.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Floridaman was arrested. I don't okay, so a drive by cheeseburgering.
I'm reading this piece. They said it happened at the
Atlantis Gentleman's Club. Oh, a former strip club employee. He
was arrested for a drive by cheeseburger and outside of
(05:01):
the establishment. So apparently what you throw food at a place,
and that's what Why would.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You do that to a perfectly good cheese A gentleman,
it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's where you go to learn how to be a gentleman, right.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, that's they do lessons. They do gentlemen lessons there
at the Gentleman's Club.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Important.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Catillion, right, you learn, you get your gentleman's lessons there.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Sure we'll take that.
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he's on a range or behind a range Rover. So
(07:14):
what do we play first? Kan because we got to
set it up for the people. Welcome back, bottom of
the second hour.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So twenty seven is the incident as.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Reported well, but there's there's there's the his version and
then there's the recorded version. Now before we played for
the people, Alec Baldwin was driving his land Rover wrongly
I think, and he ended up.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
What did he hit?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I thought he just hit a tree bit the way
he'd described a mailbox too big fat tree.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, and I think he also took out a mailbox.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He really doesn't know what he hit, does he.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
So he was with his brother, if you process that
came his brother is the father in law of Justice.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm today years old, today year's old.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, so he crashed his range rover. Is this him
talking about it? I know, we get the CCTV footage too,
So this is the this is the story of it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Go ahead and play this.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And then oh, boy crashed his car right into a
tree in the Hamptons.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And you're like, how in the world that's him and
his brother.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So that's justin Bieber's bother in law came, Yeah, so
I don't know what they're crashed it into a tree.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Now he was asked what happened?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
W what did he say that he he tried to
blame a trash truck.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, he didn't want to board bore us with the details,
but this is what he said about it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
And but this morning I was in this car accident.
Guy cut me off in a truck, big garbage truck.
I mean a garbage truck the size of a whale.
I've never seen a garbage truck. That must have been
something commercial for like taking away.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Material, bodies of his something.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It was the biggest.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Garbage truck I've ever seen any Anyway, I won't come
into the details now one bore you, but to avoid
hitting him, I hit a tree. I had a big
fat tree and crushed my car with my wife's car.
I crushed my wife's car. I feel that about that.
It's all fine, and I'm fine, and my brother's fine
and puppity book. Congratulations to everybody on the film festival.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Now, yeah, so he said it was a big garbage
truck that caused him to crash his wife's car.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And you had the CCTV footage, so this is this
was like a security camera that ended up capturing some
of this of what happened. And I guess you could
say the road conditions were what what road conditions?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, you can kind of see the roads were a
little wet there. And this is the front of this
giant whale sized commercials. So that's the Do you know
of any non commercial trash trucks?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
But anyway, yeah, no, it's not like a private citizens
trash truck.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So this is it happening.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
So this is them driving, this is the front of
the trash trucks.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sorry, going straight down the road, no problems, no problems.
Then all of a sudden, look to the right of
the screen.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So I honestly think that I feel like Alec Baldwin
drove like an idiot. I think because if you have
a trash truck in front of you, guys, you're on
a two lane road like this, if you're unless you're
riding its backside, which it seemed like you kind of
may have been. And this is just me, you know,
(10:35):
looking at the footage. If you're on let's just use
our brains. If you're on a two lane road and
you're behind a trash truck and there's trash cans on
the side of the road, smart people go, huh.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
That trash truck is probably going to stop and pick
up those people's trash.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Just saying that probably is how it's gonna go. Right,
So the trash truck did what trash trucks do, and
it looked like it was just a regular Has he
never ever been outside of his like gilded temple, his
gilded palace, his castle, I don't know his whatever, wherever
his giant high horses. Has he never been outside of
(11:17):
his gilded cage.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You say compound?
Speaker 3 (11:21):
How you say compound? His wife?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
How you said cool coming? Well you were born in Boston,
Hillary or Irish?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You tell us.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So it and that tree, that that car hit the
tree that it seemed like he just ran right into it.
He to me, it seemed like if you could not
even break and you were going that fast when you
hit a tree, you probably may not have been paying attention.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's just me.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
No one was injured, and there apparently wasn't a summons
issue because issued because he never gets in trouble. I
mean you he can You know how Trump joked about
how he could shoot someone in Manhattan and get away
with it. Well, Alec Baldmo can shoot someone on a
movie set and get away with it. So there, I'm
just saying. So to me, I'm like, how do you
how do you not? I just don't understand how you
(12:09):
do that you're behind a trash truck.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm going to offer a potential definition of what we saw. Okay,
that may be more in line with what Alec Balden
was saying, now, this trash truck took a right turn
on this two lane road. Now he Alec could have
been traveling fast, which it appears he was traveling, probably
faster than he should have been, And it looks like
(12:33):
the trash truck noticed him approaching from behind quickly and
was wanting to get out of the way so that
he could pass. But it was already too late because
Alec Baldwin decided to go to the right of the
truck to avoid the truck, and then when the truck
went more right, Alec was pushed off into the yard
area and ran into that.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I just think it was collecting trash. And he was like,
h well, I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I mean, I know, but if you look at the video,
I don't see any trash cans near there. Maybe, I
mean maybe, but it looked.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Like I mean, then he had been writing so close
he couldn't stop. Sorry, but yeah, approach and pass on
the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
He was traveling fast while that truck was making a right.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I think he was going to pass on the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, I think that was the original, like like.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A dangerous ge bag, That's what I think he was doing.
I don't understand the speed going. I can't tell you
how many times I've been been behind a trash truck
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh ji, a commercial vehicle. I've never seen these commercial
vehicles before. Oh my gosh, what is the matter with you? You
and your wife are nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But I've never and I've been I've been behind them
on two lane roads where you've had to stop they
get trash or whatever. That's that. That's just the nature
of it. You never I don't care what even if
they're not stopping. You just always want to give yourself
time to put your brakes on.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And if you see a truck that size, you know
that they're not speedy or quick, these trucks anyway, no
matter what the situation. So if you see ahead of
you one is making a ride and going to be
in your lane, you're going to immediately want to slow
down immediately, not try and pass it like you said
some deep bag would. It's just that's just public safety.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm curious as to what Wan thinks, because Wan's mister
careful over there. I can't imagine wand driving his car
like that.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
No, he wheel one looks ahead and he sees what
kind of obstacles are potentially there because that's what normal
people do.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He is not a normal person. He seems like he's
an entitled lunatic. That's what he seems like. I just yeah,
drives his wife's range Rover, and then he's always noted
because clearly this is going to be his fault. And
they have photos too that they've taken, and I just
don't I'm sorry. I'm looking at the photos and I'm
just like, I don't get how this is not By
(14:56):
the way, this is a regular trash truck. There's a
picture of the track truck. I just get it's a
regular trash truck. What is he talking about? What kind
of lunatic is.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Like, I've never seen a trash truck before.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Our trash trucks look like this. These are just regular
trash trucks, you absolute lunatic, They're regular trash trucks. In
my estimation, in my opinion, he was driving like a
d bag because he's a d bag lunatic who has
(15:28):
a temper issue and his anger issues, and he I
think maybe he thought he was going to pass this
dude on the right and couldn't do it and ran
into a damn tree. That's what it seems like because
this is a regular trash truck listening to him, just
throw that up there if you can see.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I tried to.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I think I put the image up there. Yeah, Kane,
that's a that's a trash truck in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's exactly the one that looks like the one Trump
drove during his campaign.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
It looks just like the one.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, same size.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
One is showing you now right now, look at that.
Look at that. That is a regular trash.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Truck, big as a whale.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's as big as a whale.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I'm not ver seen a trash truck so big, said
Alec Baldwin. It seemed like he was going to pass
him on the right, That is exactly. I mean, I
just can't but and for him to go, I'm like
like to intimate that it was the trash truck's problem
for being an unusual trash truck. This guy's a nut.
Can you imagine being their neighbors or having anything to
(16:30):
do with them at all whatsoever. They're so weird. They're
just so weird. People like he has a perpetual grudge
and she wants to be famous. I just I don't
get it. So yeah, it cut him off. You're behind it.
How did it cut you off? You're behind the damn thing.
(16:50):
None of this makes sense. I didn't pull the trigger.
It just magically appeared in her chest.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What do you magically like? For example, do you have
more attention when the roads are wet? Like? Are you
more careful? Or do you still drive as recklessly as
you want on drive pavement as it is when it's wet, like,
why don't you exercise more as Alec Baldwin, a little
more safety precautions when the pavement's wet.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I agree, but I completely agree with you, and I
think you're right. It just seems like another example of
him not wanting to take accountability. It's always everything else's fault.
That truck that I was following too closely from behind
probably caught me off.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
If you were anybody else, you had probably been cited,
especially if that was somebody's property. It seemed like that
wasn't in somebody's front yard.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Good night.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Just stupid, just stupid, like there's no reason for it.
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You and now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Day Quick five.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
We mentioned this earlier.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Hamas terrorists have been publicly executing other gosins in Gaza,
you know, because they're they keep on genociding.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Big Tish.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
She's going to headline a rally for Ma'am Donnie, the
guy whose wife was mourning the loss of some of
the October seventh terrorists. Big Tish, who of course has
her own problems with harboring fugitives and a house in
which she committed mortgage fraud. What she's headlining this rally.
She says she knows that she missed her Ma'am Donnie,
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because they have to always be victims. They know what
it's like to be threatened and harassed, so that's why
she's going to She said that it's important that she
speaks and stands with him on this because they're the
real victims on this and all, you know, little Social,
Little Social and Big Tish sounds like a horrible duo,
like rap duo name.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Apparently something's poisoning dolphin brains near Miami, and it could
be in Alzheimer's warning for humans. I'm also wondering if
it's affecting some of the left. It's a study they're
asking what nobody knows. They're asking what's poisoning nobody knows.
It's a clickbait headline that's absolutely stupid in mind noting
to read. But they're talking about Indian River lagoon. They
have a brain toxin that's named after some numbers and
(20:14):
letters talks and levels were roughly three thousand times higher
during the algae bloom months.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I don't like the word algae bloom. That just sounds slimy.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
They said dolphins' brain showed the same Alzheimer's related proteins
and gene activity seeing humans, and they may be warning
us about a neurotoxin risk.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You think, great job coming to that conclusion.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
If the dolphins are being affected, probably other things, including
people will too. Americans are not going to be charged
extra to recline their seats on flights in a major
cabin shake up. I don't even know why. Honestly, airlines
are such a scam. They really are. It's aviation experts
are slamming it. WestJet, for instance, they're being modernized and
(20:53):
they're catering to people who have different budgets, and so
now you are going to be charged on west Jet.
You're going to apparently be charged if you lean your
seat back. Oh can we arrest people then if they
take their shoes off on the flight, if it's not
a red eye, if it's not longer than two hours,
don't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Stick with us more in store. Speaking of Portland, and.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh my gosh, this is so gross. I talked about
this on waters yesterday. Just don't imagine it. What's the
weather in Portland? Came like, what's the tempts out there?
I thought it was cold up in Portland. I mean,
judging by some of what was seen, it had to
(21:37):
have been pretty chilly. So the Portland bike riders they
all got naked and they did you I don't want
to ask if you saw it. They decided they have
a naked bike ride and then at one point to
protest I don't remember, they all like put their bikes
down and late in the middle of the road. Did
you see that, like a score of fat naked people
(22:00):
laying all horribly nude.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Die in, like very uncomfortably nude.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
They call it a die in. They were all outside,
but they were all.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Wait, a die In's yeah, so dull, that's so dumb.
They were demonstrating against federal troops. And how did they?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I mean, the.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Photos are so bad. Oh my gosh, how do they what? Okay,
I have a question. I don't understand the people who
are naked, and then they wore a clear poncho, right,
what's the point of that? Doesn't make any sense to me.
So they they apparently do this. They have the naked
bike ride apparently, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Every year.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm learning about that today and it's a tradition. Oh
for the love, and I'm gonna try to get there.
It's always nastiest people. Just all the photos look like
they smell like feet so bad. It just smells like
feet and dirty old public bathroom. That's what it smells like.
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That's what the photos look like. They smell like. Anyway,
they usually do this, but they decided to make it
happen later, and they said they called another nude ride
so they could protest the president sending in the National
Guard to protect the federal buildings that these nut jobs
keep attacking. And so they decided to protest like that,
(23:32):
and then they got off their bikes at one point
and laid down on the pavement in a quote unquote
die in why why can't they just do what normal
people do if they're dissatisfied, Right, if you're dissatisfied, you
lodge a complaint, or if you feel that you must protest,
(23:54):
you don't go and show the whole albatross. I don't
know out to the world, there's no I don't even
think it's a question of humility. I don't think that
there's any self awareness of any of these individuals really.
But there's certain things that it's like Seinfeld, it is
(24:14):
literally a seinfold episode. There's certain things that you should
just not do when you're naked. And that's the correct
pronunciation again speak in God's tongue. That's Southern Missouri, any
kki d. There's certain things that you shouldn't do when
you are unclothed, like crouching, kicking, things like that. Riding
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a bike, riding a bike, I hate riding bikes. Well,
I take it back. When I was a kid, it
was fun. Now I'm like, why am I doing this?
And I don't like I have an issue with rude bicyclists,
the ones who realize that you know they're bike lines
and they've discovered them. I have less of a problem
with those people.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But this looked.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Can you imagine Kane being behind not just a bicyclist,
but a naked, no chonky bicyclist, which most of these
people probably don't ride bikes, judging just visually.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
No, I don't want to imagine that, and I don't
like the fact that you now put that vision.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
How was that not in decent exposure?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It is if you're in a grocery store and you,
you know, drop tround. You're like, hey lady, and you know,
but their.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Legal safety net is the fact that it's a protest.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So wait a minute. You can't wait a minute, do
I understand you correctly? You can do whatever you want,
so long is this is it's draped with the veneer
of protest.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes, you also have to be in a leftist city
that's run by a bunch of leftist city council.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
But yes, so I mean you could, you know, do
whatever as long as it's a protest. Yes, it's interesting.
I wonder how far that goes in the city. Yeah,
were saying. I just can't believe so many people thought.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna go do this. It's fifty degrees, I'm
gonna get naked and go ride a bike.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Eh. I don't even like to walk bear foot like
a public bathroom. Would you walk barefoot in a public bathroom?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I don't even use buffets.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
So no, these guys are laying naked on public streets.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
What is the sign that says this is rip city?
Like rest in peace city? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Or letter ripped tator chip? Just flatulence all day? I mean,
I don't know, these people have no gosh. I feel
sorry for their children. Oh my gosh. Uh just so inappropriate,
so appropriate.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Of all of these people. There's like literally hundreds, I
mean there's probably a thousand people plus doing this, which
just shows you how many mentally ill people are in
this area.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
And they're so upset because they they're like, we don't
want federal troops coming in our city. Okay, that's easy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Stop attacking federal buildings, todo, Stop attacking federal agents, toado.
Super easy to do that. Wow, I just saw that's
your problem. You're welcome. Now here's my invoice for five
thousand dollars. I mean that's that simple. Thanks for tuning
in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.
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