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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
All right, So uh, first stop here, a man, This
is not how you can't just do something like this.
A man tried cashing a million dollar check at a
Florida bank. Would you be surprised if I told you
that it did not end?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I know, he surprisingly has a history of fraudulent transactions
and he went big at a Florida bank. He tried
cashing a fake check for a million dollars, According to investigators.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Didn't work.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Thirty eight year old Miami man identified as Mark Anthony
Taylor Junior. Why do you have so many names? First names?
Presented the check written under an assumed name in a
bank in Martin County, the Sheriff's office reported in a
news release. They said it was drawn off JP Morgan
Chase and made payable to a building come by that
he had established with an LLC. The teller alerted police
(01:06):
and management. Police, and he apparently has been running schemes
like this all across Florida. Yeah, you know what if
you walk in with a million dollar teck and try.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
To cash it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Guess what they're gonna get you, especially if it's fake,
they're gonna I mean, if it's fake, they're gonna get you.
Come on, this is you know this man. Bunita Springs,
Florida man was arrested. He was drunk as a skunk
driving one hundred and seventeen miles per hour. He was
at one forty five am. Police say they saw Lexis
zoom by one hundred and seventeen miles per hour. They
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pulled the car over thirty thirty four year old Pritchard
Mahir of Cape Coral, and when they were talking with him,
they realized, oh my gosh, he's slurring his speech. He
smells like a liquor cabinet, and yeah, he shared clear
signs of super intoxication. They didn't say what his blood
out all content was, but he was arrested and he's
(01:58):
got a number of charges on him.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So let's see this. Florida man was.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Accused of shooting at his neighbors over loud music disturbing
his nap. Charles Guzman, Florida man is accused of shooting
at his neighbors because they were playing super loud music.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It was during the daytime.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That's not I mean, did he ever do you think
that he ever tried like talking to them and if
that didn't work, did he maybe?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I file a noise complaint before that. That seems like
the lastest of last resorts. And that's only then if
they're trying to get you.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know what. It's not the way to handle
this at all, not the way. It's tough to get
noise complaints in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, it's really hard. And if Florida juster is headed
to court on a felony assault charge. A costume man
pulled a dagger over noisy lawn mowering lawn mowing, smoking
gun has this He literally apparently works as a juster
And then he landscaper was mowing two separate lawns and
he was confronted by Anthony Maarzola fifty one, who lives nearby.
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He retrieved a twelve inch dagger from a vehicle and
began walking towards him.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Guess what. He was taken a jail. Can't do that.
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to sen you. I got to play this audio sound bite.
Let me give you some backstory on this. This is
(04:11):
cut seventeen, so back in the day. Let me just
set this up and I wrote about this in one
of my books. In fact, my late friend, dear friend
and late boss Andrew Breibart wrote about this in one
of his books. There was one night I was actually
getting ready to go on vacation. We're actually gonna go
to Puerto Rico. We were going to San Juan, and
(04:32):
I was packing and I was finishing editing a piece
because I was the editor at the time of the
standalone Big Journalism. And I got a very interesting direct
message and I didn't really know what I was looking
at because it was covered by cloth. That's so weird.
(04:53):
And someone said, you know, you need to write about
this immediately, and it it was a it claimed it.
I'm trying to figure out how to say this. The
person said at first that it was just Anthony Wiener's
and I was like what. And I'm like, well, this
sounds like it might be a story, but I don't
know what I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And I sent it to Andrew.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
And Andrew immediately text capslock, oh my gosh?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What is what is? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And I was like, you might want to check your
messages because I feel like they're going to be sending
this to all the Bright part editors. I'm like, I
don't know what's up. And he's like, do you know
what this is. I'm like, I literally don't know what
it is. And he's like, you sweet summer child. He's like,
oh my gosh. And he's like he goes, you need
to ask your husband what this is. And I'm like what.
And I genuinely didn't know because if you saw the
original photo, it was just some gray cloth, right, it
(05:43):
looked like there was something beneath the cloth. So I
called my husband up into my office and I was like, Chris,
and you need to come in here because I'm supposed
to ask you what this is. He took one look
at it. Canny took one look at it, and he goes, oh, well,
that's that's what he said. He goes, that's it. That's
that's exactly what he said. And I was like and
(06:05):
he goes, who's is it. I'm like, ah, I think
it's in the Anthony Wieners and he's like a guy
with the I was like, yeah, the guy with the lest.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Nan Wiener was sending out Wiener shots. Yes, it's correct.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So Andrews like, we've got to get on a We
got to immediately have.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
A conference call.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It was like eleven o'clock at this point, so we're
all in a conference call. And Andrew would do this
thing where sometimes he would partially dictate a story and
I would take it down and then I would flesh
it out or add to it, or you know, whatever
it needed. So he's on this conference call, and I
didn't know what was supposed to be a part of
the story and what was him just exclaiming, Oh my gosh,
(06:41):
I can't even believe this. It's just you know, it's
a d pict. This is crazy. Wrote the story, published
it the next morning. I'm like going to I couldn't
cancel my vacation because it was our first with our
our kids were still relatively young, and it was all
over everywhere. This story was going everywhere.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It is insane.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
And I'm in Puerto Rico and I wrote the story.
It had my byline on it, and it was up
at Breitbart on Big Journalism before they all moved it
all together. This was back what ten, twenty eleven, maybe
twenty eleven, I can't remember. I think it was twenty eleven,
and I'm like in another country being accused of hacking
(07:18):
Anthony Wiener's ex account, well at the time Twitter account,
for which he never apologized.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He accused me, he accused Andrew, he said a whole
bunch of things about the site, et cetera. And that
wasn't the only shot that he sent out. And then
as it came out, he was sending, you know, schlong
shots to a ton of women, including women who were
under the age of eighteen. And then he was taken
to court because you know, you get charged for that,
and he went to jail for it. He went to jail,
(07:49):
so he's been trying to well, let me before I
get ahead of myself. Then he was released and they
he did the same damn thing again, and his wife
divorced him and she married and George Soros's son, Alex,
she remarried. So he's still trying to stage this comeback.
Anthony Weiner, the guy who not once but twice was
(08:11):
sending out and the last one was.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So sketchy because this baby.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Was sleeping next to him and he's literally taking photos
of his crank and like sending it to checks.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
It's so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
And I don't know what he is not hotness, Okay,
he is not hotness. He is like natural birth control.
You look at him and you're like, I'm good abstinent
for life, you know. I mean, he's like one of
those you don't even need to get a prescription. Just
look at his foot, Let's look at him. It doesn't
matter which part look so Audio Somenbite seventeen. This is
(08:44):
why I will. He's never he has never been repentant.
None of this is his fault. He first lied and
said we planted the photos in his you know, at
first he was he said he was hacked, and he
said that we somehow planted the photos, which meant we
would have had to break into his home, his dwelling
or whatever and take his phone from him and do
(09:05):
it ourselves, which is stupid. Listen to this, because he's
still he's still trying to make a comeback, but no remorse.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Listen, it's ridiculous for me to get charged with a
crime and to do prison sentence for the things that
I did.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You think that, well, no one is that your claim.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No one generally gets prosecuted. No one in the Southern
District's ever been sentenced for obscenity for transferring obscene material.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
He was sending sexually explicit photographs of himself to women
for years and he just ended up getting caught, and
we ran it first, although I don't think that we
all got the credit that we deserve for having to
deal with that nastiness first, because it ran on our
stuff first, and he had to and then he tried
(09:53):
to hide it. Then he came out and acknowledged that yes,
it was him, and then that's when it came out.
He had u this alias called Carlos Danger. Even after that,
he kept sending schlong shots to people as Carlos Danger.
Can't even make this up. And he had even said
(10:15):
at his press conference that he had In twenty thirteen,
he had even said that because he was running for
another campaign, he was running another campaign, he had resigned
from congress, all this stuff, and he said that he
told his wife. I said that other texts and photos
were likely to come out. Dude, he had been doing
this for years, years and years and years and years.
(10:37):
He was running for Mary lost the primary, and then
he had sexted a fifteen year old, sent her a
explicit sexual image. She's fifteen, and he gets in trouble.
He doesn't think that he should and he had a
register as a sex offender. He actually what you heard
him say is that he didn't believe that he should
(10:58):
be in trouble for sexteing a fifteen year old. He
is a predator, that's like, that's peedo behavior. He had
to go to a halfway house when he was released
from prison in twenty nineteen. And then he's still a
registered sex offender and he thinks that he's gonna try
(11:18):
to stage or comeback. You remember this whole thing, Kane, Yeah,
Carlos Danger. Oh my gosh, we had some fun with that.
But he wants to. Okay, So here's the question our
Democrats that desperate. First off, do they need that baggage.
I'm gonna tell y'all something. The dirt on Gavin Newsom
(11:39):
hasn't even begun to see the light of day. I mean,
there is a lot of a long time whispered stuff,
and from what I understand, it's all true. A lot
of stuff about this dude, a lot of there's. In fact,
there are a lot of whispers about a lot of stuff.
I hear stuff about Byron Dan Byron Donald's on Florida.
(12:01):
I hear all kinds of whispers about that. I hear
all kinds of stuff abouck avenues. People are keeping their
powder dry. I think the last thing that anybody wants,
particularly the Democrats, is for Carlo's danger to get into
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And then that brings us to the story of Loudun County,
which we talked about a little bit yesterday. And if
you're unfamiliar with this story, it's quite a doozy. And
this this isn't a college story. This is a story
about high schoolers, about you know, miners, and I this
(15:27):
is all getting into very confusing legal territory, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
So you have this story of this.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
These these boys Louden County, and they were in the
locker room and there was They go in the locker
room and there's video of this, and there is a
girl in there who immediately chooses to be antagonistic. She's
already filming. She wants to pretend to be a boy,
(15:56):
and she is insisting upon using the boy's locker room.
And so when she was in there, she was recording
the video, which by the way, is not only it's
a violation of district policy, and in some areas that's
actually a violation of like local or municipal laws. She
violated policy. Immediately, she's the antagonistic she was looking for
(16:19):
a fight. She starts recording, and all of these boys
did was say why is there a girl in the
boy's locker room? Like they were the ones who were
being harassed. So she goes in, she instigates this. She
immediately trespasses into the boy's locker room. She sexually harasses
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this minor girl is a predator and her parents are predators.
She goes in and starts sexually harassing these boys by
filming them in the locker room, and they're like, why
is a girl in the boys locker room. Well then
she decides because she's trying to instigate a fight. I
think her parents probably put her up to it. I mean,
this is so really ridiculously over the top that they
decide to bring a Title nine suit against the boys
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in the school. And so now as a result, they
are suspending the boys. Uh they're they're I mean, it's
this is unbelievable. They're suspending the boys. Uh they It's
going to be on their record. I mean, this is
going to be on their their public record. And they
were all they were was uncomfortable with the fact that
(17:22):
there was a girl in the boys locker room, and
they vocalize that, which is their right to do so.
But apparently they're not allowed to have free speech because
if a trans person uh is made to be aware
that they are making the other actual male or actual
female uncomfortable in their own actual male or female designated space,
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then that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Person is the bigot, which is insane to me.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
And the boys are going to be juniors in high school,
and so now this is on their record. They are
suspending the boys. It's going to it's gonna be on
their permanent record. It's going to impact their college applications,
because when their applications are reviewed, that's all going to
be it's all gonna it's all going to be up
there in public. They're all going to see it. They
are making turning these boys into predators for because they
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were preyed upon.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
That's insane. I think I would have counter sued.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I don't know what you know they're they're planning to do,
but this is I can't even This is so crazy.
This they were you they were they were like she
was trying to instigate a fight, trying to instigate a fight.
Now they're schools, which you know, Louden County brings a
lot of this on themselves. They're vowing to maintain their
gender policy, allowing students who want to pretend, you know,
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whatever that they're going to be, they can use whatever
locker room or bathroom, et cetera that they want.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
In the meantime, though, I feel so bad for these
boys because they are uh, they're I mean, they're suspended
and it's going to affect them forever. That it's going
to be a legal fight just to clear their name.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Do you know what that does to a teenage boy?
That's what that does.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
To them to have to be castigated as a predator
when you're not. They were suspended for ten days right
at the start of school too. They found them the
a lot of county public schools, they said that they're
guilty of sexual harassment and sex based discrimination. The third boy,
the title nine, the third boy that was in there,
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they dropped that to him. They dropped the accusation against him.
And this comes by way of I think this is
a red state. A lot of county public schools dropped
the charge against the student. He's a Muslim student. The
other two are Christians. Do you think that factored into
that being dropped against him, I mean definitely, some reporters
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think so. The boys who are Christians had their charges
in him enhanced. They didn't do anything differently other than
just say that there's a girl in the boys locker room.
But not only did the Loudon County Public School District
refuse to dismiss those sexual harassment charges, then they enhanced
it with the sex based discrimination charge. But the third boy,
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who is a Muslim, had everything dropped against him. The
only difference between them is the faith.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You want to talk about targeting and anti Christian discrimination.
There you go right there, anti male, anti Christian discrimination.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's it right there. That's insane.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
And they said that they're fighting the Loudon County Public
School District. They announced that they are joining with other
school districts to push back in the Northern Virginia area
against the Trump policy about the bathrooms and girls and
boys spaces.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So this is wild.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
We're punishing boys for simply verbalizing something with which they
were uncomfortable Christian boys. The Muslim student had all the
charges dropped against him, and I just in this, I
mean this, and this incident occurred last year, but now
they're litigating it. They're fighting over it now, and it's
affecting whether or not the boys are going to go back.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
To school this year. This girl is a predator.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Man, if I was the parent, I would bankrupt that
family in law fair holy hell, Oh my gosh. And
they could they Oh man, I don't even Oh I shouldn't,
it's so mean, But I would be very I would not.
I would have I would struggle to not be mean
spirited about it, just as a precedent, because they're predators.
This girl is a predator. What kind of what kind
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of girl goes in a boys locker room like that
and starts filming. In the nineties, we would say it
would be a woman of ill repute. We'd say a
skank is going and they're doing that. What kind of
girl goes into the boys locker room and starts recording
and then after she invades their space, she's the victim
and they're not.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
By the way, this is how this is how you.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Get guys to not like women or to look at
all of them as like feminist predators. Is this kind
of stuff here and her parents. Shame on her parents.
If I had a daughter who went to the boys
locker room and started recording, I would beat her ass
and she would be apologizing to all the students that
she made uncomfortable, and I would tell her, you need
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to drop your delusions right now and get right. But instead,
the parents they feed into this mental disorder. They feed
into this self glorification, this sense of entitlement, and they
are victimizing the other boys in this The school is victimizing.
They're they're they're not dropping the charges against the two
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of the boys because they're Christian. The Muslim student, well,
you know, he gets.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Off Scott Free.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I don't know if they're worried that his parents are
going to chop off their heads or what I mean.
I think at this point it's fair to ask that
question because this is such an egregiously stupid difference in
treatment with these students.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I can't even imagine.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
And don't forget, this is the same school district where
you had a male student in twenty twenty one who
decided to wake up one day and pretend that he
was a girl. He sexually, brutally sexually assaulted a female
student in the bathroom, and that was at Stonebridge High School.
Then they transferred him to broad Run High School, and
then he sexually assaulted another female student just a couple
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of months later, and the school was keeping it from
the parents. Can you imagine if your daughter was raped
and the school was keeping it from you.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Can you imagine that?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
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