October 16, 2024 • 22 mins
Dana makes fun of people who are into “biohacking” in order to live to 150 years old. Meanwhile, Northwestern University in Illinois tries to bans fat jokes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of seard Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
In these headlines. I don't even know what's happening, all right,
So uh for thump, We've got I don't know where
to start. We've got them a video. This is crazy.
Do we have this video? So it's a Florida man
(00:38):
who's getting arrested. It's in Southwest Miami Dade. I can't
play Can we play? Actually play it? Are we safe
to play it? Okay? No audio if we're gonna be
safe and not have any audio, okay, So it's uh okay,
I just said you for the.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
First time, we are seeing body camera video when Miami
Day you say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man,
a case so unusual even a judge at first appearance
seemed surprised it happened May first.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Police were called at.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The Southwest Miami Dade home of Brian and Massa, also
known as El Boanti his stage name when he's performing music.
According to the report, a Mastha and his mother seen
here and Red were involved in an argument, but when
mom is put in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This happens.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Stop hitting. When we interviewed a Mastha back then, he
told us this.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They claimed that I hit them with my wheelchair?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Did you? I absolutely did not. The report stated that
you spit at an officer, right, so I have.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I suffered from massive reflux, so I normally spit and
I suspect like a totally different direction.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But this is the video you want to listen to.
Massa also told us he felt humiliated during his arrest
because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which he
says was damaged when it was put on a flat bed.
You see one officer appearing to text someone joking that
they were going to put him on the tow truck. Yes,
(02:18):
officers later seen inspecting their legs and masked. The charged
with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah so there you go, right there. So that's one
Florida man. Yeah all right, so that's uh okay, good, Yeah,
we got that. Glad we got that one. In Oh
my word, a Florida man got revenge on an in
law's neighbor. The nightmare neighbor cut down his mum's trees,
so he caught revenge. It's a British Florida man who
(02:47):
apparently got mad over his mother in law's neighbor. They
cut down a bunch of palm trees that separated their property. Uh,
and so he uh formed a privacy hedge and so
they and it was for their pool. What do they
call those, the the little the lunies. It like a luney.
Is that what it is? Where they have the glassedend pool.
(03:09):
I don't understand's the Florida thing. And so they basically
are cutting down all the grain around each other's property.
That's that's what. And there's like different videos. I can't
we can't actually show the well, we can show part
of it, but don't show the part where they say
the blanky neighbor gotta be careful with that one. So
he built a sixty eight sixty eight feet of planter
planter box box says, and I guess trying to dare
(03:32):
the neighbor into doing something there. So I don't the
planter boxes look great. Though the planter boxes do look great.
I have to say, they look very nice. So I
don't know if that was like intentional from the neighbor
that cut the trees down or what. But like it
ended up looking very nice. So we have this. We
also got the Florida man who I got the p
(03:53):
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Let's all get out. Let's have some unity. Okay, we
(05:46):
got to talk about these biohacking freaks. This is I mean,
I don't know if I want to laugh or well,
I don't know what I want to do. This is
so weird. Have you heard about first thought? There was
the dude how old is? He's like in his fifties,
and he's like, I want to be like as biologically
young as my son, right, and he like it sounds
(06:10):
like he kind of uses his kid as a guinea pig.
He's like, I take my son's blood and I run
tests and then I do. And he's like, from what
I understand, that guy who started this biohacking thing, he
he looks silver, he looks weird. All I can tell
is that he grew his hair out, got a ton
(06:30):
of botox, and maybe dipped himself in colloidal silver. I
don't know. I don't really notice much of a difference. Right,
he still looks the same age. Sure, I'll go ahead
if you want to tell me that you think that
you're biologically nineteen. Okay, I really don't care. I don't
know you. I'm not gonna send you flowers when you die.
I don't care. I won't even know when you die.
I won't even be notified because we don't know each other,
(06:53):
so I don't care, So I just you know, I
do what you want to do in your own life.
But now it's a big thing. I've got two Oh
I got to talk about this story. So now it's
like the new CrossFit. Everybody's biohacking, guys, everybody, and it's
starting to be stretched from here's a freak rich dude
(07:13):
who's like injecting all this weird stuff into him. And
now it's like just people eating healthy just like they're biohacking.
Oh my gosh, that's insufferable. So we all all agree
that people who do CrossFit talk all the dam time
about CrossFit, right, and people who are who are keto
are like, I'm Keto. We know it because they tell us, right,
Or people who are like I love cycling, we know
(07:35):
it because they tell us when they're not hogging the road. Anyway,
this couple from New York post biohacking couple plans to
live longer than anyone on the planet. Oh good for you.
Nobody cares. So it's this couple and they're in and
they're in there, they're doing this this profile for the
New York post, and I guess they had a photographer
(07:56):
come to their house. I'm gonna tell you something. If
your house is all white and it looks like it's
been staged, I think you're crazy. I don't trust you.
Nobody's house looks like that. Your house should look lived in. Okay,
it shouldn't look like a doctor's waiting room. So they're
from They say they're from the Midwest, and they want
to live longer than anyone on the planet. I'm sure
(08:17):
they're very nice. They're the lenses, right. One of them
was a chief revenue officer at a marketing agency. Somebody
else found it a talent agency. I don't know. They
sound like well where they sound like your typical couple
on House Hunters. Well, I make miniature dollhouse furniture, yeses,
and I do underwater basket weaving. We have a budget
of fifty million dollars. Like that's what they sound like, right,
(08:40):
So they he I just need to share this with you.
So they were talking about how they got together. Even
so he started as the biohacker. The guy was the
biohacker first, right. They want to live to one hundred
and fifty years old, and they spend six figures a
year on their quest for long jevity. I don't know
who likes this world enough to want to live that long. Right,
(09:03):
all your friends are dead, You're going to be stuck
with zoomers. I'm sorry, guys, but just saying so. She's like.
The wife is like, I've been committed to wellness for
years and when I met my husband in person, he
asked her for detailed information about health and biology because
he wanted to make sure that they were going to
be suitable to each other for over a century. What so, Yeah,
(09:27):
that's what they did. Uh. He made sure that, uh,
they all had to They had to pass all the tests.
He had. She had to pass the medical and metaphorical tests.
According to the Independent.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He the pair follower strict daily routine. It sounds like
there's no fun at all. So they wake up. He
wakes up before her, and they both begin their day
with pulsed electromagnetic field therapy using the Clinical Great device
in their home. They follow that up with a workout
and a walk to soak up a bit of sunlight
as soon as it rises. Then they sit down for
(09:59):
an org organic homemade breakfast in the afternoon, they try
to get more sun and take a cold plunge. If
the man works from home, then they use the hyperbaric
oxygen chamber and Nanovi, a device that claims to repair
everyday sell damage. And for dinner because apparently they don't
eat lunch, she cooks an organic dinner where she sits
down to eat with her husband. At five thirty pm,
(10:20):
they take a long walk through the hills and then
they begin their wind down routine. They do a sauna
session and then switch the house to red lights at sunset.
They're in bed by nine pm every night. They hope
that their strict routine will help them to welcome their
first child soon. Well that's not how that's done. But okay,
good for you. They sound like a blast, right you?
(10:43):
You wanna go have some organic quene wand cicadas over
at the lenses and sit in there red lights. It
wouldn't it be like sitting under them friar lights at
a fast food place. I feel like this goes too far?
Am I wrong? Cane? Does this go too far? They
actually have a cold tub day. The only time I
get into cold water is accidentally.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
There's health benefits to it.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't care. I don't want to live to be
one hundred and fifty at all. I have zero interest. Yeah,
have you looked around and seen stuff? People are wearing
high waisted jeans and they want afraid him. It's horrible.
Have you listened to the music? Have you seen what
they're trying to get you to eat? They're putting all
this bug stuff in your food? Who the hell wants
(11:29):
to live to one hundred and fifty? Take me back
to the days when Grandma used to put the bacon
grease in a jar under the Saint can everybody dry
davy back. I'm just saying, you don't want to live
to one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do you where someone else has to like wipe your
button stuff? Those are the years that I'm not interested
in experiencing.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I mean, they literally hold their faces up against the
like this wall of red light, little bubble lights. I
it just does not sound fun. And then all their
photos it's it's just it's so weird, dude, it's so weird.
I don't know what I think about this. I mean,
you do you, but it's annoying, isn't it. They go
(12:11):
end up like Jimmy Carter watching planes flyby. Yeah, they're
gonna be willed out there and watching Oh my gosh,
I just guess. So I had to talk about that
because they keep seeing it over and over again. There
was another story of this woman who was like, Oh,
I'm a biohacker and I have eleven grandkids. You're not
a biohacker. You just eat healthy, Cynthia. Come on, that's
not biohacking. Stop it. I can't man, it's but I'd
(12:35):
rather have those people live into one hundred and fifty
than like Jimmy Carter, right, Dan, know, that's so mean.
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Speaker 2 (13:52):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Danta's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So the more content you consume, the worst mental health gets.
According to a new study that's out, I believe it,
it's like doom scrolling up because people are constantly like
comparing themselves to everything else. They said that there was
a comprehensive study on social media or on media consumption period,
and they revealed that excessive content consumption can result in
(14:18):
feelings of guilt and the average responded, well, then stop it.
The average respondent says that they have three pangs of guilt.
What is a pang? They have three pangs of guilt
a month. And they said, on average, Americans consume about
six hours of content per day, and they said in
World Mental Health Day, that's what. Oh my gosh, Well,
just you know, I think a lot of it is
because social media is so curated, it really is, and
(14:42):
everybody only sees like the best of what somebody just
stop it, just stop and I and honestly everybody just
needs to stop pretending to be perfect on social media. Really,
DC hotels are nearly sold up for the inauguration even
before election day. So here's my question, Like, if it's
a bunch of Democrats and then the Democrat loses, so
then what's the what's the rec worse? Right, Like do
they all just like become available. I'm curious, But they
(15:05):
said that all the hotels are sold out for the
inauguration already even before election day. Interesting, So good luck
if you're thinking that you want to go and stand
in the crowd. It's not going to happen. This is crazy.
A woman was decapitated. She jumped to her death in
front of horrified wedding guests in Manhattan. Oh my god.
They said that this elderly woman fell to her death
(15:25):
room in Manhattan skyrise on in front of horrified wedding
guests and as her body hit the side of the
building on the way down and knocked her head off.
She's eight, was eighty one years old. This was like
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she hit this. It was the Regius Apartments and upper
East side. It was Saturday aroun three thirty and they
(15:46):
said she got caught on the railings and balconies on
the side of the building and it just like knocked
her head right off. That in the arm, the head
in the arm, and they literally ended up on the
terrace of another apartment while the rest of the body
fell down. That's just absolutely horrifying. Gosh, that's like a
horror movie death. NASA plans to blast planet Killer stop
(16:07):
It planet Killer asteroids with one thousand strong army of
spacecraft or even in nuke. Stop let it hit us.
Let it hit us, like we can all go to
the bunker and all the people that are like voting
for Marxist they can stay out on the Earth's surface
and get pummeled. I'm fine with that. They said that
it's a race against time. They're they're trying to stop
dinosaur killing asteroids from wiping out Earth by unleisia a
one thousand spacecraft or even a nuke as a way
(16:29):
to do it. Or you could just like call Bruce Willis.
You know, Bruce Willis would and handled all this before already, Right,
stick with this. We got a lot more on the way.
Northwestern universities ban fat jokes. I think it was probably
a fat person that did it. They said that making
weight related jokes counts as harassing conduct that may create
(16:53):
a hostile environment. You'd think Northwestern administrators would focus on
weightier issues set a commentation. So Northwestern University in Illinois,
via Campus Reform, has a policy to discipline community members
who make weight related jokes. They restrictive provisions fall under
the university's policy on discrimination, harassment, harassment, and sexual misconduct.
(17:16):
Per The Daily Caller, the policy, well, you could land
in some super hot water if you make a fat joke.
According to the policy, quote, Northwestern prohibits discrimination and harassment
on the basis of race, color, religion, create, national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy,
sexual orientation, general identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability,
(17:41):
citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health, decision making, height, weight,
or any other classification protected by law. Per the policy,
it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I fell asleep towards the middle there.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I like the life. Forgot the last things I said.
They said that displays of electronic or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning,
or hostile materials related to one or more of the
actual or perceived protect What if you identify as fat
and you're thin, and then you want to be offended?
Are you protected? You identify? Who are you to argue?
(18:16):
You know they're weight fluid? Who are you to argue
whether or not somebody identifies as such? The disciplinary measures
could range from verbal or expulsion. Professors could lose their
tenure oohoo, they had. Campus Reform reported that there was
(18:40):
a course at another university called the F Word, examining
the science, culture and politics of fatness. So they don't
like the word fat. So you can't make fat jokes.
You can't make any jokes, you can't none of it. That.
Oh my gosh, they are this is these are these
(19:02):
are rules for kindergarteners, not for adults.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But it feels like we've been through this before. Yeah,
is this another wave of it? Yeah, because back then
I just thought just call them gigs, which is greater gravity.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh, yes, they are. You know what they're pro there.
It's unfair. They they have an oversized command of gravity.
That's actually unfair.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's a positive spin and you're not saying fatty or
anything like that. It's just greater gravity.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They're justs gravity hijackers. What to do when your neighbor
commands more gravity than you. I am gravity deprived. They
I mean it's they they, I mean they're they're doing
these classes like they have a class in New Mexico,
uh at their University of New Mexico and Albuquerque where
(19:52):
they it's they don't call it that, but it's basically
a literally like a fat studies class, and students are
required to put together a plus sized outfit for some
reason and consider anti fatness as another form of oppression.
I don't even know what anti fatness means. There's like
a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh yeah, the whole industry that's on anti fatness.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Fat liberationist movements. Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's how they justified giving you like these hydrogenated oils
instead of I.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Thought that was just like the ice cream truck the
fat liberationist movement.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I have an idea.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I do too, They can, I can. I here's one
of the assignments that they have. This is one of
the assignments that they have at the Fat Class and
the New Mexico Thing. Quote. For this assignment, you will
be online shopping. You will put this so lazy we
(20:55):
need the exercise, go out to the mall. You will
put together two outfits for the same occasion of it,
choosing one will be a straight sized outfit and the
other will be a plus sized outfit. Then you're going
to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight sized
clothing versus shopping for plus size. Well, my first initial
thought was that one the underwear comes on hangars and
(21:18):
the other doesn't. The second thing was why who cares?
Why is this the thing? Are you supposed to be
Are you supposed to feel bad over the other people's choices?
Or why is this a class? How does this benefit society?
How does this make the economy stronger? How does this
make us more energy independent? How does it help our
(21:40):
supply chain issues where it contains the ingredients for antibiotics?
How does this help us build more refineries? How does
this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy?
How does it do any of that? How does it
help make us more energy independent? Oh? It doesn't. This
is This is like the stuff that crumbling societies teach.
(22:04):
This is stuff that you find in rotting, decayed empires.
This is how empires die when they start doing this
kind of stupid stuff. I just I don't know what
did you say? Say it? Say this kame instead of fat.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We just used the name people who were fooled by
a government food pyramid. I think that's more accurate. Sounds right,
sounds right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Okay, because the food pyramids will Thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Footh podcast.
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
In these headlines. I don't even know what's happening, all right,
So uh for thump, We've got I don't know where
to start. We've got them a video. This is crazy.
Do we have this video? So it's a Florida man
(00:38):
who's getting arrested. It's in Southwest Miami Dade. I can't
play Can we play? Actually play it? Are we safe
to play it? Okay? No audio if we're gonna be
safe and not have any audio, okay, So it's uh okay,
I just said you for the.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
First time, we are seeing body camera video when Miami
Day you say they were assaulted by a quadriplegic man,
a case so unusual even a judge at first appearance
seemed surprised it happened May first.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Police were called at.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The Southwest Miami Dade home of Brian and Massa, also
known as El Boanti his stage name when he's performing music.
According to the report, a Mastha and his mother seen
here and Red were involved in an argument, but when
mom is put in handcuffs.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
This happens.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Stop hitting. When we interviewed a Mastha back then, he
told us this.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They claimed that I hit them with my wheelchair?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Did you? I absolutely did not. The report stated that
you spit at an officer, right, so I have.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I suffered from massive reflux, so I normally spit and
I suspect like a totally different direction.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But this is the video you want to listen to.
Massa also told us he felt humiliated during his arrest
because he was separated from his motorized wheelchair, which he
says was damaged when it was put on a flat bed.
You see one officer appearing to text someone joking that
they were going to put him on the tow truck. Yes,
(02:18):
officers later seen inspecting their legs and masked. The charged
with two counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah so there you go, right there. So that's one
Florida man. Yeah all right, so that's uh okay, good, Yeah,
we got that. Glad we got that one. In Oh
my word, a Florida man got revenge on an in
law's neighbor. The nightmare neighbor cut down his mum's trees,
so he caught revenge. It's a British Florida man who
(02:47):
apparently got mad over his mother in law's neighbor. They
cut down a bunch of palm trees that separated their property. Uh,
and so he uh formed a privacy hedge and so
they and it was for their pool. What do they
call those, the the little the lunies. It like a luney.
Is that what it is? Where they have the glassedend pool.
(03:09):
I don't understand's the Florida thing. And so they basically
are cutting down all the grain around each other's property.
That's that's what. And there's like different videos. I can't
we can't actually show the well, we can show part
of it, but don't show the part where they say
the blanky neighbor gotta be careful with that one. So
he built a sixty eight sixty eight feet of planter
planter box box says, and I guess trying to dare
(03:32):
the neighbor into doing something there. So I don't the
planter boxes look great. Though the planter boxes do look great.
I have to say, they look very nice. So I
don't know if that was like intentional from the neighbor
that cut the trees down or what. But like it
ended up looking very nice. So we have this. We
also got the Florida man who I got the p
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(05:46):
got to talk about these biohacking freaks. This is I mean,
I don't know if I want to laugh or well,
I don't know what I want to do. This is
so weird. Have you heard about first thought? There was
the dude how old is? He's like in his fifties,
and he's like, I want to be like as biologically
young as my son, right, and he like it sounds
(06:10):
like he kind of uses his kid as a guinea pig.
He's like, I take my son's blood and I run
tests and then I do. And he's like, from what
I understand, that guy who started this biohacking thing, he
he looks silver, he looks weird. All I can tell
is that he grew his hair out, got a ton
(06:30):
of botox, and maybe dipped himself in colloidal silver. I
don't know. I don't really notice much of a difference. Right,
he still looks the same age. Sure, I'll go ahead
if you want to tell me that you think that
you're biologically nineteen. Okay, I really don't care. I don't
know you. I'm not gonna send you flowers when you die.
I don't care. I won't even know when you die.
I won't even be notified because we don't know each other,
(06:53):
so I don't care, So I just you know, I
do what you want to do in your own life.
But now it's a big thing. I've got two Oh
I got to talk about this story. So now it's
like the new CrossFit. Everybody's biohacking, guys, everybody, and it's
starting to be stretched from here's a freak rich dude
(07:13):
who's like injecting all this weird stuff into him. And
now it's like just people eating healthy just like they're biohacking.
Oh my gosh, that's insufferable. So we all all agree
that people who do CrossFit talk all the dam time
about CrossFit, right, and people who are who are keto
are like, I'm Keto. We know it because they tell us, right,
Or people who are like I love cycling, we know
(07:35):
it because they tell us when they're not hogging the road. Anyway,
this couple from New York post biohacking couple plans to
live longer than anyone on the planet. Oh good for you.
Nobody cares. So it's this couple and they're in and
they're in there, they're doing this this profile for the
New York post, and I guess they had a photographer
(07:56):
come to their house. I'm gonna tell you something. If
your house is all white and it looks like it's
been staged, I think you're crazy. I don't trust you.
Nobody's house looks like that. Your house should look lived in. Okay,
it shouldn't look like a doctor's waiting room. So they're
from They say they're from the Midwest, and they want
to live longer than anyone on the planet. I'm sure
(08:17):
they're very nice. They're the lenses, right. One of them
was a chief revenue officer at a marketing agency. Somebody
else found it a talent agency. I don't know. They
sound like well where they sound like your typical couple
on House Hunters. Well, I make miniature dollhouse furniture, yeses,
and I do underwater basket weaving. We have a budget
of fifty million dollars. Like that's what they sound like, right,
(08:40):
So they he I just need to share this with you.
So they were talking about how they got together. Even
so he started as the biohacker. The guy was the
biohacker first, right. They want to live to one hundred
and fifty years old, and they spend six figures a
year on their quest for long jevity. I don't know
who likes this world enough to want to live that long. Right,
(09:03):
all your friends are dead, You're going to be stuck
with zoomers. I'm sorry, guys, but just saying so. She's like.
The wife is like, I've been committed to wellness for
years and when I met my husband in person, he
asked her for detailed information about health and biology because
he wanted to make sure that they were going to
be suitable to each other for over a century. What so, Yeah,
(09:27):
that's what they did. Uh. He made sure that, uh,
they all had to They had to pass all the tests.
He had. She had to pass the medical and metaphorical tests.
According to the Independent.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He the pair follower strict daily routine. It sounds like
there's no fun at all. So they wake up. He
wakes up before her, and they both begin their day
with pulsed electromagnetic field therapy using the Clinical Great device
in their home. They follow that up with a workout
and a walk to soak up a bit of sunlight
as soon as it rises. Then they sit down for
(09:59):
an org organic homemade breakfast in the afternoon, they try
to get more sun and take a cold plunge. If
the man works from home, then they use the hyperbaric
oxygen chamber and Nanovi, a device that claims to repair
everyday sell damage. And for dinner because apparently they don't
eat lunch, she cooks an organic dinner where she sits
down to eat with her husband. At five thirty pm,
(10:20):
they take a long walk through the hills and then
they begin their wind down routine. They do a sauna
session and then switch the house to red lights at sunset.
They're in bed by nine pm every night. They hope
that their strict routine will help them to welcome their
first child soon. Well that's not how that's done. But okay,
good for you. They sound like a blast, right you?
(10:43):
You wanna go have some organic quene wand cicadas over
at the lenses and sit in there red lights. It
wouldn't it be like sitting under them friar lights at
a fast food place. I feel like this goes too far?
Am I wrong? Cane? Does this go too far? They
actually have a cold tub day. The only time I
get into cold water is accidentally.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
There's health benefits to it.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I don't care. I don't want to live to be
one hundred and fifty at all. I have zero interest. Yeah,
have you looked around and seen stuff? People are wearing
high waisted jeans and they want afraid him. It's horrible.
Have you listened to the music? Have you seen what
they're trying to get you to eat? They're putting all
this bug stuff in your food? Who the hell wants
(11:29):
to live to one hundred and fifty? Take me back
to the days when Grandma used to put the bacon
grease in a jar under the Saint can everybody dry
davy back. I'm just saying, you don't want to live
to one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Do you where someone else has to like wipe your
button stuff? Those are the years that I'm not interested
in experiencing.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I mean, they literally hold their faces up against the
like this wall of red light, little bubble lights. I
it just does not sound fun. And then all their
photos it's it's just it's so weird, dude, it's so weird.
I don't know what I think about this. I mean,
you do you, but it's annoying, isn't it. They go
(12:11):
end up like Jimmy Carter watching planes flyby. Yeah, they're
gonna be willed out there and watching Oh my gosh,
I just guess. So I had to talk about that
because they keep seeing it over and over again. There
was another story of this woman who was like, Oh,
I'm a biohacker and I have eleven grandkids. You're not
a biohacker. You just eat healthy, Cynthia. Come on, that's
not biohacking. Stop it. I can't man, it's but I'd
(12:35):
rather have those people live into one hundred and fifty
than like Jimmy Carter, right, Dan, know, that's so mean.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Danta's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So the more content you consume, the worst mental health gets.
According to a new study that's out, I believe it,
it's like doom scrolling up because people are constantly like
comparing themselves to everything else. They said that there was
a comprehensive study on social media or on media consumption period,
and they revealed that excessive content consumption can result in
(14:18):
feelings of guilt and the average responded, well, then stop it.
The average respondent says that they have three pangs of guilt.
What is a pang? They have three pangs of guilt
a month. And they said, on average, Americans consume about
six hours of content per day, and they said in
World Mental Health Day, that's what. Oh my gosh, Well,
just you know, I think a lot of it is
because social media is so curated, it really is, and
(14:42):
everybody only sees like the best of what somebody just
stop it, just stop and I and honestly everybody just
needs to stop pretending to be perfect on social media. Really,
DC hotels are nearly sold up for the inauguration even
before election day. So here's my question, Like, if it's
a bunch of Democrats and then the Democrat loses, so
then what's the what's the rec worse? Right, Like do
they all just like become available. I'm curious, But they
(15:05):
said that all the hotels are sold out for the
inauguration already even before election day. Interesting, So good luck
if you're thinking that you want to go and stand
in the crowd. It's not going to happen. This is crazy.
A woman was decapitated. She jumped to her death in
front of horrified wedding guests in Manhattan. Oh my god.
They said that this elderly woman fell to her death
(15:25):
room in Manhattan skyrise on in front of horrified wedding
guests and as her body hit the side of the
building on the way down and knocked her head off.
She's eight, was eighty one years old. This was like
a horrific story. Jeez. Yeah, she fell and hit the
side of the building and took her head off as
she hit this. It was the Regius Apartments and upper
East side. It was Saturday aroun three thirty and they
(15:46):
said she got caught on the railings and balconies on
the side of the building and it just like knocked
her head right off. That in the arm, the head
in the arm, and they literally ended up on the
terrace of another apartment while the rest of the body
fell down. That's just absolutely horrifying. Gosh, that's like a
horror movie death. NASA plans to blast planet Killer stop
(16:07):
It planet Killer asteroids with one thousand strong army of
spacecraft or even in nuke. Stop let it hit us.
Let it hit us, like we can all go to
the bunker and all the people that are like voting
for Marxist they can stay out on the Earth's surface
and get pummeled. I'm fine with that. They said that
it's a race against time. They're they're trying to stop
dinosaur killing asteroids from wiping out Earth by unleisia a
one thousand spacecraft or even a nuke as a way
(16:29):
to do it. Or you could just like call Bruce Willis.
You know, Bruce Willis would and handled all this before already, Right,
stick with this. We got a lot more on the way.
Northwestern universities ban fat jokes. I think it was probably
a fat person that did it. They said that making
weight related jokes counts as harassing conduct that may create
(16:53):
a hostile environment. You'd think Northwestern administrators would focus on
weightier issues set a commentation. So Northwestern University in Illinois,
via Campus Reform, has a policy to discipline community members
who make weight related jokes. They restrictive provisions fall under
the university's policy on discrimination, harassment, harassment, and sexual misconduct.
(17:16):
Per The Daily Caller, the policy, well, you could land
in some super hot water if you make a fat joke.
According to the policy, quote, Northwestern prohibits discrimination and harassment
on the basis of race, color, religion, create, national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy,
sexual orientation, general identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability,
(17:41):
citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health, decision making, height, weight,
or any other classification protected by law. Per the policy,
it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I fell asleep towards the middle there.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I like the life. Forgot the last things I said.
They said that displays of electronic or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning,
or hostile materials related to one or more of the
actual or perceived protect What if you identify as fat
and you're thin, and then you want to be offended?
Are you protected? You identify? Who are you to argue?
(18:16):
You know they're weight fluid? Who are you to argue
whether or not somebody identifies as such? The disciplinary measures
could range from verbal or expulsion. Professors could lose their
tenure oohoo, they had. Campus Reform reported that there was
(18:40):
a course at another university called the F Word, examining
the science, culture and politics of fatness. So they don't
like the word fat. So you can't make fat jokes.
You can't make any jokes, you can't none of it. That.
Oh my gosh, they are this is these are these
(19:02):
are rules for kindergarteners, not for adults.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
But it feels like we've been through this before. Yeah,
is this another wave of it? Yeah, because back then
I just thought just call them gigs, which is greater gravity.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh, yes, they are. You know what they're pro there.
It's unfair. They they have an oversized command of gravity.
That's actually unfair.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It's a positive spin and you're not saying fatty or
anything like that. It's just greater gravity.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They're justs gravity hijackers. What to do when your neighbor
commands more gravity than you. I am gravity deprived. They
I mean it's they they, I mean they're they're doing
these classes like they have a class in New Mexico,
uh at their University of New Mexico and Albuquerque where
(19:52):
they it's they don't call it that, but it's basically
a literally like a fat studies class, and students are
required to put together a plus sized outfit for some
reason and consider anti fatness as another form of oppression.
I don't even know what anti fatness means. There's like
a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh yeah, the whole industry that's on anti fatness.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Fat liberationist movements. Is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's how they justified giving you like these hydrogenated oils
instead of I.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Thought that was just like the ice cream truck the
fat liberationist movement.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I have an idea.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I do too, They can, I can. I here's one
of the assignments that they have. This is one of
the assignments that they have at the Fat Class and
the New Mexico Thing. Quote. For this assignment, you will
be online shopping. You will put this so lazy we
(20:55):
need the exercise, go out to the mall. You will
put together two outfits for the same occasion of it,
choosing one will be a straight sized outfit and the
other will be a plus sized outfit. Then you're going
to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight sized
clothing versus shopping for plus size. Well, my first initial
thought was that one the underwear comes on hangars and
(21:18):
the other doesn't. The second thing was why who cares?
Why is this the thing? Are you supposed to be
Are you supposed to feel bad over the other people's choices?
Or why is this a class? How does this benefit society?
How does this make the economy stronger? How does this
make us more energy independent? How does it help our
(21:40):
supply chain issues where it contains the ingredients for antibiotics?
How does this help us build more refineries? How does
this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy?
How does it do any of that? How does it
help make us more energy independent? Oh? It doesn't. This
is This is like the stuff that crumbling societies teach.
(22:04):
This is stuff that you find in rotting, decayed empires.
This is how empires die when they start doing this
kind of stupid stuff. I just I don't know what
did you say? Say it? Say this kame instead of fat.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We just used the name people who were fooled by
a government food pyramid. I think that's more accurate. Sounds right,
sounds right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Okay, because the food pyramids will Thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Footh podcast.
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