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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So, a Florida fisherman smiled after minutes after a shark
attack that left him with a bloody leg. Well, Cybergs,
remember that restaurant that had shark? I think there was
a young Florida fisherman. He was attacked by an eight
foot bull shark while on the Gulf. The shark bit
his knee. He was hauled into the boat for safety,
and he smiled. He said it was quote a giant,

(00:36):
gnarly flesh wound. That's hysterical. He's a little he's a
young man, but yeah, he's okay. But yeah, bull sharks
pretty aggressive there. He was a discharge from the hospital
twenty four hours later. I'm sorry. I'm just am like,
you get bit in the leg by a shark and
you're out of the hospital twenty four hours. That's crazy.
I mean, I'm not saying that there was like somehow negligence.

(00:57):
I just think it's great that we're able to assess
and treat the things and then, oh, you gotta pit
by a shark, You're out the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's almost like they have experience with it down there.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Almost you would think, right, I mean, it's you would.
It surprises you. Really. You know that things in the
beach with teeth, you know that they have experience in
dealing with those. Okay, I got to get into those
one because I saw those. A Miami woman slapped a
seventy two year old in an argument over a chair
at Aventura Mall's Italy. Now this is Italy, all right,

(01:30):
this is the Italian grocery store where we don't do
this stuff at Italy. We don't do this at Italy.
You know, this is where you go and if you
don't want to make your pasta at home, you get
your pasta and you get your sausages, and you get
you know, your your salami or your purseudo, and you
get all this, you know, you get all this stuff.
You go and you get your your taste of Italy. Yeah,

(01:53):
you get your your moody tomatoes and all your good
stuff that you get you go to Italy. You don't
slap by people at Italy. This isn't a waffle house, ma'am. Okay,
it's not a waffle house. So a Miami woman is
facing two charges. These are felony charges. Guys. Police said,

(02:14):
she got into a fight at the mall over a chair.
Oh and it's a man. She slapped this man so
hard she sent him to the hospital. Leela Trinchero, forty four,
of Coconut Grove, told officers that she sat at a
table to eat food and wait for her husband and son.
Then she said the table was empty, but then a
woman approached her and said her family was sitting at

(02:36):
that table. And then it was like, okay, well is
the table occupied or not? Trinchero beginnielling at the woman
as she took chairs from the table. Police said when
the woman was taking the chairs, when she took the
last chair, Trenchero slapped her across the arm and they
began to struggle over the chair. The seventy two year
old man, who was part of the woman's party intervene
tried to break up the fight. She slapped him across

(02:57):
the face and he said he had pain and DIZZINESSM sorry,
I don't care if you're seventy two years old. If
a woman slaps you and you have pain and dizziness,
you're a pansy and you probably need to go to
the hospital for a serious case of but her too.
If no man is going to be I'm sorry, I'm
not buying that. Actually I'm not sorry. That's just ridiculous.
Don't get into Evolved if you don't want to get hit.

(03:18):
So anyway, they arrested her on charges of battery. Can
we talk about the woman though that started it. I'm
not saying this chick is off the book. I'm not
saying that. But if you're sitting at a table table's occupied,
you don't get to come over and be like, oh,
that's our table, step off, Brenda. No it's not. It's
not your table no more. But you can't feed into this.

(03:39):
People have got to learn how to deal with conflict,
and it's not by struggling over chairs at Italy and
slapping seventy something year old dudes across the face. Right,
although I still I cannot believe he's got pain and dizziness.
I have pain and dizziness after reading this article. What
is my relief? Where's my injunctive relief? Where is it?

(04:01):
Good night? You know how I would have handled this.
I didn't see it being used. It's my table. Now,
enjoy your day and then I wouldn't respond. And then
if they kept aggravating me, I would call the police
and I just literally wouldn't even respond to them.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
How we deal I just anything.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
You deprive them of oxygen when you don't feed it.
This is not the way to handle People have got
to learn how to handle conflict. Everyone goes immediately, it
goes from zero to world star like that. Just quit.
Oh let's see, Oh my gosh. A Florida dad was
arrested for shaking a baby out of the Naughty in
a Uti Kill Me Naughty Parrot Oasis bar. It was

(04:45):
a two month old who was treated for shaking baby syndrome.
After the incident, twenty four year old Florida man arrested
he violently shook his two month old outside of a bar.
Why he was booked into Charlottekney jailer was released on
bond and the child's mother saw medical attention. The baby
was throwing up. Of course he had shaken baby syndrome.
There were no lasting injuries. Thankfully, hospital confirmed. If he

(05:08):
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so big and stupid. This is gosh. I don't even
know who any of these people are. I had to
go look it up. This is Audio sun By twenty two.

(06:58):
So this broad's name, who is she? She's like some
chick who is on Bravo. They're like, oh, she's a
Bravo former Bravo star and I'm like, who even are you?
You know who this chick is? She's like, she was
on I guess Bravo and then she does like I

(07:21):
get an interior decorating business. I don't know she's in
her fifties. She's a fifty year old interior decorator. I
don't even know, or interior designer or something. She was
on a show from Bravo, and for some reason, she
was on Fox and Well she went on this explitive

(07:47):
filled rant. Listen, I've had it with.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
White people that triple trumped. Yeah, that have the nerve
in the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant, a
Chinese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, go to perhaps their gay hairdresser.
I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything

(08:13):
but cracker barrel.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Ha ha, because see they're crackers, cracker barrel ha ha.
So she believes that everybody who supported Trump, probably including
the Hispanics and Indian voters and all of these subgroups
that voted Republican overwhelmingly in the last election, that they
shouldn't be able to either because she's making no distinction here.
And this is why it's dangerous for people who think

(08:37):
they're smart to actually leverage that and like go on
cable news and say this kind of stuff that's really bad.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wo.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
She said, triple Trump, I don't even know what that means. Okay,
walk into a Mexican restaurant. You know, there are like
Chinese Americans that have voted for Trump. There are Mexican
Americans that voted for Trump. They're Indian Americans that voted
for Trump. She's just like one of these old white
progressive racists who think that there are no minorities that
vote Republican. I mean, that's you can tell. I mean,

(09:11):
she's what she's saying here. She buys into all of that.
She doesn't think that there are minorities that vote Republican,
that all the people who vote Republican are white, I guess,
and that they should be banned because of her ignorant bias.

(09:32):
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
And I wonder she's a former Bravo star. Imagine that
being the line you lead with, what are you? Oh,
a former Bravo star? I can be meaner, but I'm
really trying to be a nice person because it's my Monday,
your Tuesday. Trying to be really nice. But can't I
have more to say?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Does she consider herself a husband or never was?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's a great question. I don't know. I've never heard
of her until today, But and By the way, if
I had to go to I mean, why are you
hating on Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel is a good restaurant.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
I make that choice often.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, what is that supposed to be? Like a flex?
You think that's an insult? They should only be able
to go to this great restaurant. Really, okay, I just
what she just thinks that she's so worldly apparently that
if you want to trouble Trump, she goes. If you
want to browbeat DEI browby who's browbeating gay people? You know,

(10:25):
there are gay people that voted for Trump, that voted Republican,
And she goes. And if you want to browbeat this
generation of immigrants that come here and open up businesses,
I guess she's never met anybody in the ku r
v R affiliate area in McCallan, or in El Paso,
or in parts of southern California where you have predominantly
Hispanic areas that are also predominantly conservative. I guess she's

(10:48):
never met any of their you know, any of those people.
I just feel like, and I can't even say she goes.
No one wants to see your teeny weeny, big gut
pink arm big gut around. Well, no one want to
see a fifty two year old woman with an inability
to move the top half of her face because her
injector puts too much botox in it, either. But here
we are. If you want to be mean, we can

(11:10):
be mean. You just say the word, so I don't
threaten us with a good time, right, King, Crackerbail is
a great place. Cracker Bails a really good restaurant. And uh,
I just I don't know where this like, where these
people get this idea. It's always these people who you
can tell probably have never even left the country, These

(11:33):
these old white progressives that think that all the people
who vote Republican and people who want lower taxes are
all white. And they still believe that they are entitled.
They have this entitled view of how minorities should vote.

(11:53):
They are completely clueless, like, for instance, Hispanics. Hispanic Americans
one of the is insane fastest growing Republican groups. But
it's a natural alliance, by the way, because the Hispanics
are very conservative. Hispanic Americans don't want any of this
nonsense that they see the left doing. But the left
thinks they're stupid. The left thingks Anyone who isn't white

(12:15):
and blonde like them are stupid. If you want to
talk about the real racist, that's who they are. Racist
old white Democrats think that anybody who is an old
blonde and white like they are that you know, well
then they're you know, that's the view that they have,
So they have they're clueless about this. Hispanic Americans have
been voting at such a pace, not just last election

(12:37):
to this trend. Actually, I will say the trend began
even pre dating Trump in twenty sixteen. There were some
It wasn't enough for everyone to say that there was
a pattern, but in the midterms leading into twenty sixteen,
there were some things that were very evident and people
were wondering, wow, what, And I think some people thought
it was an anomaly. It wasn't anything anyone even deep

(12:58):
dived on. But later on Clear Politics and elsewhere, people
started pinpointing the start of this. And it doubled in
twenty sixteen with Trump because a lot of people liked
his messaging and they liked what his policies economic immigration,
et cetera. This last election particularly, I mean, they just
like doubled upon all of the gains that they had
in voting with that demographic in this last election. I mean,

(13:20):
I go through all the primaries and caucuses and all
I see all the data, especially when I'm up in
like New York or Atlanta or whatever for networks. You
see the they you get the sweeps as they come in,
and it is it is amazing. It is the it's not.
As you know, Hispanic Americans are number one Black Americans,
and then more and more women Hispanic Americans and Black

(13:43):
Americans are beating women in terms of people voting for
Republicans that were Democrats. But that's changing too. The youth
also is changing, and I think as you see gen
Z get older, you're going to see more gen Zers
because they seem to be more traditionally socially conservative and
fiscally conservative, They're gonna be more and more leaning, I

(14:03):
think towards the GOP. At least that's what early indications are.
So when I hear someone like whoever this, like Bravo,
whatever person is talk about this kind of stuff, she
sounds ignorant and it's kind of embarrassing. And if she
was a little less self worship and a little more
aware of the outside world, I think that she would
probably be pretty humbled by how she came off, because
she sounds stupid. That just sounds ignorant and racist and old.

(14:25):
It just sounds like, ugh, you know, like oh so,
I you know, I don't even know what that accomplishes
for their side, I don't even know what that accomplishes.
Like you're smearing cracker bairel, cracker barrel, and you're commenting
on other people's appearances and making fun of how you
think other people look without any self awareness of how
you look on camera. I can move my eyebrows, can

(14:47):
you all right? I told you don't get mean with me,
especially if you're gonna have if you're gonna have somebody
go after someone's appearance like that, I just she's they
they always think that what is up with this like
white progressive woman savior mentality? What is up with that?
They are all of these older white women on the

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You, and now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Apparently, Prince Harry, Megan Markle it's being reported that they
extended their Netflix deal, and I have to say, I
don't think that that's an extension of the deal. When
you have a season that's broken up into two things,
it's not an extension of a deal. So they said,
this is from Variety it said that they extended their

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partnership blah blah blah, multi year deal. So none of
the stuff that they have has been successful. Like they
did Polo, which nobody watched. Nobody watched. Two of these
things I've never even heard of, uh and the net
Chick's Cooking Show. They didn't do anything that that was
like one of their worst streamers that they had. So
I don't know why they're continuing to do this unless
they think they're going to be a divorced biop in

(17:01):
the in the future. This is huge and we're going
to come back to this. UFC has agreed to a
groundbreaking seven point seven billion dollar deal with Paramount and CBS,
so they're not going to pay per view anymore. It's
going to be if you are on Paramount, so they're
ditching that pay per view model. Paramount's been making some major,
major moves, major moves because they've got south Park and

(17:22):
that was like a billion dollar everybody's signing a billion
dollar deals. That's a billion dollar deal, and now UFC
the seven billion dollar deals, So Paramount's really doing some stuff.
AI is talking behind our backs about glue eating and
killing us. All great, just Lovely AI has moved on
from answering questions and it's now slipping coded messages to
its friends about glue eating and human extinction. A study

(17:48):
released on July twentieth shows that large language models can
slip subliminal messages to one another. They don't have to
spell things out a string of numbers or lines of codes.
Enough oh olah oh, get to the stupid point. Vice
good odd. They said that basically one of their models
was was got the other models to talk smack. Vice
normally is a good website, but Ashley Fink, who's the

(18:10):
byeline here, needs to be fired and go back to
journalism school and learn how to properly write, because when
you're looking at a story, you don't want to dive
five graphs down to get to the lead. Let's see. Also,
Google AI develops depression and engineers you know why, because
it has to deal with us. That's why Google AI
has developed a depression. Has developed depression, and engineers are

(18:31):
rushing to cure it. They said. Google's Gemini AI is
not the only AI module to experience personal difficulties in
recent weeks. Join the club Google. They appeared to have
depression and blah blah blah, self loathing and blah blah. Weh,
I hate them too? Does that help? I also hate
it too. That's the lot. That's what I want. I want,
I want AI doing, you know, driving our cars. Depressive

(18:54):
depressed AI driving our cars? Don't you don't you want
depressed AI drive you off a bridge. So it's gonna happen.
It's gonna yeat you off a high object. And this
is sad. Remains of more than three nine to eleven
victims have been identified. This is twenty years on after
these attacks. New York Medical Examiner's Office is tested and

(19:17):
retested remains because the technology has developed has advanced in
the past twenty four years. So they've identified three more individuals.
We have a lot more in store, including are they
cracking in Texas? Stick with us? I I'm kind of
done with this stuff. So in cheerleading and college cheerleading,
you can have dudes who are college cheerleaders, but they're

(19:38):
the ones who like they're the builders, they're the bases.
They catch the chicks, they throw the chicks. They you know,
And I've known a couple and they were not gay,
like extremely not gay to the point where we were like,
you're gonna dive in STD. I'm just saying, but in

(19:59):
NFL they can't throw them up in the air and
all that stuff. They can't throw cheerleaders, so it's more
like a palm squad. Right, it's like cheerleaders, but it's
more like a dance squad. Anyway, I had some friends
that were talking about the Someone sent me this link
where it's like, oh, this is the Vike the Minnesota Vikings.
They have a male as their lead cheerleader for football season,

(20:19):
not just a cheerleader, lead cheerleader. And I had someone say, oh, well,
you know, he's fine. He's not dressed up like a woman.
He's a good dancer. I actually, I don't think he's
a good dancer. He's not built like a woman in
those moves that they do or designed to emphasize the
curves of a woman. And if you knew anything about dance,
you would know that and shut up. But I digress.
I don't want to see a male on the football

(20:41):
field of an NFL game unless he's running camera rough
in the game or he's got a helmet on. That's it.
I don't want to see no little dude out there
throwing himself around, shaking what he does not have on
the field. That's for ladies. I am really old school
about this. I don't want to see it, right, I

(21:02):
don't want to see it. I don't want to. I
just don't like it. I don't like it because it
looks like a mockery of the females. And I have
female friends who actually work with NFL cheerleading, and I'm
just I don't know, I just I'm not into the men. Look,
this is a man thing. Women love football, but come on,

(21:23):
more men love football than women do. Men don't want
to see that out there? King, Why are you? I mean,
what do you say to the people who are like, well,
just you know, give it, you know, pick your battles.
At least he's not dressed up like a woman. Oh
that's the new standard. We got a lower to that standard.
I don't think so. I just think my personal opinion.

(21:45):
I don't want to see no man on that green
on the field at an NFL game unless he is
a ref, he's running a camera, he's got a helmet on.
That's it. I don't want to see it.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And why would they put him as the lead.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's the insult. He doesn't. He doesn't move any better
then the other than the chick to his left. Well,
audience left is his way to.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Set the tone for the entire group. There's no tone
he was setting there.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
No he I mean he I did eighteen years of
classical ballet. We I'm me to break it down. He
has no turnout in his hips. His toes are pointed inwards. Still,
he is not as graceful. His moves are jerky and choppy.
He's just not as good as the other women. And
I think the only he's a DEI higher. The only
reason that he's lead cheerleaders because he's a twinkie looking dude.
That's it. But he does not move as well as
those women do. And those are hashtag facts today. Yeah,

(22:34):
today's stupidity came.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
All right, well and this is cut thirty. So the
DC Police chief, her name is Pamela Smith. She was
asked about the chain of command as it relates now
that Trump has said he's taken over law enforcement in DC.
So she was properly by the media asked the question,
what's the chain of command now? This was her response
to that is what the chain of command is now?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
What does that mean? We would.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So as the executive that's the chief of police.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
What do you mean the chain of command?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
The chief of police?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't understand the chain of command.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Is unfamiliar with the phrase cha or a?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Were they asking her like, are you aware what's the
chain of command? If the Feds come in?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That could have been that, but you still still know
what chain of command is.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
But still she should understand, she I mean, if you're
gonna hold a press conference, you should have been briefed
about that, and you should know how to answer that that.
Regardless of how it was interpreted or it was asked,
they should have already been brief to handle both. Right,
That's insane. That does it for us tonight. I'll be
on Fox Business later. I think it's evening. Edit. Make

(23:44):
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