Absurd Truth: Chipotle ICE Meltdown!

A crazy leftist goes nuclear on ICE at Chipotle and tells them to stop eating brown people food and go to Cracker Barrel. Meanwhile, Joy Reid reposts an Instagram story claiming the Christmas classic, “Jingle Bells”, has a racist past mocking Black people with blackface.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
So imagine you're driving down the highway and then a
plane lands on you as you're driving down the highway.
That literally happened in Florida. This was just a couple
of days ago in Brevard County. A there's video of
it as well, where a plane crashed down from above

(00:38):
onto a car as the woman in it was driving
down this busy Florida interstate. And that is the video
of it. Somebody just happened to get the video. Can
you imagine now, look at how fast that came up
on that car too. I mean, you would only have

(00:59):
maybe like a second to react by the time you
saw that plane in your rearview mirror to the time
that it landed on you. What can you You would
have like maybe a second. Oh my god, that was
so fast.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's so fast coming from ground level, which is where
most of your mirrors are pointed.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
The driver of fifty seven year old female for Melbourne, Florida,
was transported to the hospital with the minor injuries. The
pilot of twenty seven year old male for Orlando and
the passenger, also twenty seven, were not injured. They remained unseen.
They are looking into the investigation. I mean that's what
I think. Their people are told to find a highway
or stretch of land to land on if there's a problem,

(01:37):
So I think that there. It was a multi engine aircraft,
specifically a Beachcraft fifty five Barren according to flight Aware,
and it crashed down on this TOYDA camera twenty three
Toyda camera and it was trying to make an emergency landed. Apparently,
according to WESH Channel two, there was an engine issue.
They reported engine issues to the to Berberber Air Traffic

(01:59):
Control and that's uh yeah, so thankfully no one was
seriously injured. But that is terrifying. Well, I mean, you
don't even have time to get over, You have no
time to get out of the way from that. A
Florida man went hog wild on a Palm Beach street.
He records videos of himself eating rot, animal meat for

(02:20):
social media content because why not. And he was arrested
Monday of this week because he cut open a dead
hog and bit into its flesh. That's good luck with that.
He brought it to a public sidewalk, and that's a
super fancy area Palm Beach. It was like near mar

(02:41):
A Lago, that's super fans And apparently began tearing chunks
out of the animal through a slit in its neck,
and a female saw it. She called the cops. She
because they thought he was cutting up a German shepherd,
which I don't know how you get that, but okay,
like have these people seen animals? I don't, And so
they a police. They found probable cause because it was

(03:03):
a potential biohazard because it had blood and guts all
over the sidewalk. So he was booked in the county
jail two thousand dollars bond. He pled not guilty to
a misdemeanor and he said it was minuscule, et cetera.
I just don't know what the point is. He goes
that the consumption of animal parts was a traditional African diet.
In Spartan's drink pig blood. Okay, well, you know you

(03:25):
can do that, not in the street, right. I don't
understand what how your content suffers if you did it
like a normal person on your own property and not
like out in the middle of the street. That doesn't
make any sense, Like, that's not a flex with Florida, man,
I don't know. So in addition to that, you know
Grandma got run over by a bright Line. What so

(03:47):
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Speaker 2 (05:24):
People are terrorizing our city and then coming into Mexican restaurants,
and yeah, people are concerned. People are concerned. Well, going
somewhere else, you raise its mother, going somewhere else to
cracker barrel. Take your racist asses of cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know what this lady looks like because the
camera she's, you know, has the camera pointed the opposite way.
She's this crazy woman is going nuclear on ice at Chipotle,
or as Al Sharpton would say, Chipole Signore Weaver still

(06:09):
my favorite. I Uh, I gotta say, I really want
to know what she looks like. She sounds unhealthy. Let
me just go that far. She kind of sounds, you know,
a little unhealthy. Gotta say gotta say so, I just

(06:31):
who goes into a restaurant like this? First off, get
over your damn self. She goes into a restaurant and
those dudes are just eating at chippole a by the way,
gotta say it like Al Sharpton. They're just eating at Chipotle,
and she walks in there and is creating all these problems.
And look, other people are looking at her like what
are you doing? No one else is in this. She's
by herself. If we don't get no justice, they don't

(06:54):
get no peace. Bish be quiet, ruin. They're eating a Chipotle,
for crying out loud. What would you do? I would
be mad if somebody started interrupting my meal. I mean
I'd be finishing my meal, But I think I would
be I would joyfully finish it just to enrage them further.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I mean, it's up to the restaurant owner in my opinion,
but yeah, if there was any sort of direct encounter,
she'd be regretting that she'd attempted. She'd be f owen.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man, if that was a waffle house, that was a
waffle house, it wouldn't uh, it wouldn't be going over
so well. No, I don't think that you would have
that many polite people. If somebody'd be flipping over the counter,
they'd be covering in some other than mash browns, then
flipping over the counter to whoop you down. That's how
that would go. But she went insane. I was reading,

(07:46):
I was watching this video, and she's just like stormed
in there. By the way, what kind of food is Chipotle?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Well, it resembles Mexican, that's not except it's not a
Mexican place.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, it's not really a Mexican it's.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Like text mex or Arizona, mechs.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I do know that my Hispanic friends do not consider
it to be a Mexican restaurant. That is a fact.
I know that much.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, if if we are like, hey, let's go to
a Mexican restaurant tonight, Chipotle is not going to be
on the suggested list.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
If you want them to give you a look of
utter bewilderment, you do that, you suggest a Taco Bell
and a Chipotle. Watch the look you watch the look
you get. They're nice, so they're not going to be
like you stupid, but they're going to give you a look.
It's just now what it is. It's not Yeah, that's
like having a Totinos and thinking you're getting nap. You're

(08:47):
getting a napo le pizza and not the same. It's
from Italy. It's Fredgilay. I first thought it was that
Jennifer Welch lady. Her face is so fru. I'm not
like judging the ladies get in botox, but I'm just saying,
when you don't need to freeze your whole face, especially
when it's like purse, like an anus, you don't really
need to freeze it in that forum, you know, in perpetuity.

(09:09):
I'm saying the things that you guys are thinking, don't
do that to me. Don't don't be doing that to me.
Y'all are thinking it. Kine over here trying to act
like he's come on, you thought it first, succulent Chinese meal,
just trying to enjoy it. Isn't that what Jennifer Welch,

(09:30):
that lady? And I only know it because I'm looking
at her name here. She's the one I'm talking about.
Like she can't over her face. That's she can't. She
can't raise her eyebrows. The only thing she can do
is just like open her eyes real big again. I'm
trying not to be mean, but I and I don't.
I'm not begrudging. I know we got ladies in the audience,
but I'm just saying, you don't need to be freezing
it up to the point where you can't even emote
to where you just got to make your eyes pop

(09:51):
out of your head for expression. It's not the same thing.
But isn't she one of the people who was like,
don't you don't get to eat it Mexican restaurants or
something like that. Hasn't she isn't she wanted why does
that become the talking point right now? She also said
you should go to only Cracker Barrel. So this sounds
like a hefty, big boned girl in the video, she's

(10:12):
just basically repeating that, you know, frozen faced interior designer, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
She learned it from watching her, learn.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It from watching you every I don't know. I'm trying,
Oh my gosh, I'm trying to be so nice because
it's so close to Christmas and the fates are testing me.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
The owners of these restaurants, whether it's a Mexican restaurant
or not, they don't care who's in there to spend
money and eat their food. They literally don't care. Now
there will be some, you know, business owners that have
pushed ice out. I've seen those videos where they don't
allow ice into their business. Completely legal to do, that's
fine unless they're there for a federal operation or something.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, and again, and they only and really the people
that they're detaining are people who have committed multiple crimes.
They commit the crime of also entering illegally, but then
they keep committing crimes. And I realized that the left
is trying to tell everyone a different story. But that's
I mean, if you go and look at the people
that have been detained and then deported, do you really
want some of those people? Like I there was a

(11:14):
guy who had how do you get five d uy's?
How does that happen?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Let go after the fourth one?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Can you if you're and I don't again, I don't
know how that whole I don't know if it's like
a three strikes and you're out thing. But if you so,
if you have DUI's, don't you get your license suspended?
And don't they I mean, aren't you like arrested? And
doesn't it isn't it an enhanced charge because it's a
repeat offense, I thought. So that's what I thought too.
So how did there was a guy who was uh

(11:41):
it was caught. He was caught in your Houston and
deported and he had five DUI's. He had been deported
twice previously. How do you have how do you get
five d uy's and and like he could have killed people.
I mean some of them have come here illegally and
then they drink and drive and and oh my gosh.

(12:02):
So when they're going and apprehending these people, they're I mean,
people can criticize Trump all they want, but you got
to be honest about it. They're getting those people those
and they're not just dangerous to, you know, to one
specific demographic. They're dangerous to everybody, including legal immigrants and

(12:23):
people who join the American family and are Hispanic. I mean,
come on, I don't know. Why is it always these
like progressive white brods that do this stuff. Right, It's
the progressive white broads that are with the immigration. It's
the progressive white brods that are like, we like Candice
because it's like they're trying to prove that they're not
racist by going over the top with this stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Liberal white women are the worst dude.

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Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
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Speaker 1 (13:51):
Five, all right, So first up here, oh is this freezing.
We've got a man who's jailed in Switzerland for ten days.
For everyone who thinks Switzerland's so great, he got thrown
in jail for ten days because he posted that men
and women's skeletons are different. It's true. Don't don't you

(14:11):
say it. You're gonna go to jail. You're gonna go
to bad word jail. Yeah this yeah there the guy,
uh it was. He asked him, this archaeologist, if you
could differentiate between two sets of bones as male and female,
and the self described expert in the room said no,
And then he was corrected by Emmanuel brunus Holtz, who said, basically,

(14:35):
you're stupid. Yes, there's absolutely is a difference. And so
he went to jail because he refused to pay a fine.
And it was he posted literally a Facebook comment noting
the differences. And it was based on a scientific study
that literally was looking in calcium deposits. I mean, it
was super hyper scientific. I didn't even I actually was
reading part of the study because I looked at this
last night and I just your bonds are different. That's

(14:56):
the conclusion. So you can't even cite fact anymore. That's
how far gone Europe is I mean, it's like you
walk into a mausoleum. When you go over there, you
look at the museums and the you know, crumbling society,
and that's it. Let's see, Eli Lilly is going to
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a fat pill and other stuff. They said that I
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Maybe leave the goats alone for a little bit and
go out and touch grass. We have a lot more
on the way. Stick with us. I'm gonna tell you
all something. First off, welcome back to the program. You

(16:00):
can find the chat over at Rumble. They'll cut you though,
I'm saying, and then freak got Kane laughs, But those
are the first people were calling when things go sideways.
And then Channel three forty seven direc TV. It's only
been a few years, you know, can't remember nothing. YouTube
those where it's at. And then of course Facebook X

(16:20):
find us a substack chapter and verse definitely because I
got some good stuff up there, can we. So this
is what I'm mad about. Not mad, I'm aggravated every
year when by the time we get to the end
of the year, everybody's tired, right, everybody's tired. Everybody's you know,
you're fed up, and especially with the hyper political insanity everywhere,

(16:46):
you know, you're just kind of over it, right. I
mean when they started coming after a baby it's cold outside,
I was ready. I was all ready to like get
my hive scum shifts out and start Wow, I think
you're the only person who got that reference. Thank you.
But now they're going after jingle bells. Oh my gosh,

(17:09):
I can't even First off, it's pretty secular jingle bells, right,
it's jingle bells, jingle bells and deck you know, all
that stuff. I feel like a Sally from the from Peanuts.
But that's what it's about. I mean, it's jingle bells
for crying out loud. It's one of the most innocuous songs.
It's jingle bells, horses in the snow pulling the sleigh,

(17:32):
et cetera. So this piece, I saw it from New
York Post originally, and it's in your prep if you
get the prep. Says she put this on Instagram. And
it's a guy in a Christmas sweater and a Santa hat.
And apparently the guy who did this song, this is
the video. His name is James Lord Pierrepont. He apparently

(17:56):
did this song back in sixteen fifty and the guy says,
this is where a racist Confederate soldier wrote jingle bells
to make fun of black people, and it has its
origins and bigoted minstrel shows that were popular at the time.
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.

(18:18):
I mean, one horse opened sleigh. That was the original title,
by the way, and it was first played in Boston
in the eighteen fifties. I can't believe I have to
learn this kind of stuff, Cain, this is so goofy.
It was this Boston music publishing house that first did it,

(18:39):
that first published it. And the guy wrote this guy
who James Lord Peter Pont wrote the music and lyrics,
et cetera, et cetera. His sister married some rich dude.
Blah blah blah. The guy wasn't the best guy, you know,
the composer, he kind of had a temper. But he
was the son of a big abolitionist, the jingle bells composer.

(19:02):
His dad was a big abolitionist. It's weird how she
doesn't get that part right. And he was incredibly he
was rebellious. He kind of rebelled against his dad. But
I mean, why are we going this far back to
talk about jingle flipping bells. I just think that Joy
Reed is the most basic white bitch I've ever ever

(19:25):
seen in my life. Just center around on her fat
and titled backside, trying to invent things to get upset about.
That is just the height of first world problemism. It
is the height of it. What am I gonna get
mad about today? Let's see, Oh my gosh, jingle bells.

(19:47):
What it's twenty twenty five. You're talking about something in
eighteen fifties can be whatever you want it to be.
But she, her whole industry is racial grievance. I mean,
she's you know, she's a little bit older version of Candace.
Owen's right, it's all about racial grievance because that's how
she got started just a couple of years ago. So

(20:09):
with Joy Reid, if Joy Reid wasn't bitching about being
a victim, she wouldn't be able to make no money.
That's what this is. It's almost like, you know, a
stage show of a different sort. So now, what are
we not supposed to She puts us up on Instagram
for what purpose other than just to be incredibly divisive.

(20:31):
I mean, this is one of the most I'm not
gonna say Karen anymore, by the way, I'm gonna say Candace.
This is like the most Candace thing ever. And she
is like, oh my gosh, you know that's what this
song is about. She's I feel like she's trying to
be more and more over the top to make up
for the fact that she, you know, she had her

(20:52):
show canceled because nobody watched it, not even her own
family apparently, and she has to think of something anything
to just you know, to sound controversial, because controversy is
news and she can stay in the news cycle. If
she is delivering that controversy, it is so incredibly tired
and cliche. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of

(21:15):
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