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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man Dirty Burglar sounds like a New
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York punk band with a Southern friedrock tinge that only plays at places where
they serve catfish. Right, DirtyBurglar. It also sounds like a drink.
So this is that like Dirty Burglarbreaks into a Florida woman's home and
takes a shower at Dirty Burglar.This is in Deston, okleyth County.
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They got a call from a Destonhomeowner five thirty in the morning. A
man broke into her home through thebedroom door. She hid in the bedroom,
call for help, and twenty sevenyear old Harrison Lee was taking a
shower inside the master bathroom, whichis in a different part of the house
from where she was located. Shewas hiding in a different bathroom. They
took him out in a towel.He was arrested. There's a photo showing
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showing him being led away in handcuffswere und just a towel. He's got
burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminalmis chief. No one was injured,
but Dirty Burglar now is forever onour band name list. Who's that Dirty
Burglar's who it is? You know? Oh yeah, I love Dirty Burglar.
Such a unique sound. Yeah itis a yeah, a very unique
sound. Let's see here, thisnot gonna not gonna do that one at
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all. That one is nope.This one, Uh, a Florida man
violated his probation probation. He madea drunken call to the cops for a
ride home. Now at least hedidn't drive home, you know, but
that's about as far as I'm gonnago, Right he uh called the police
and it was u late. Imean, it was like what one am
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called nine one one. He said, I'm drunk, made a ride home.
They didn't give his name, buthe's thirty nine years old. They
did give his age and he hewas on five years probation. So now
he's back in the pokeing. Sowhat happened in Vegas, that's a lovely
question. Vegas and when Biden wasthere, he had that one event where
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he was out touching everybody and thenliterally the next day they're like, oh,
he's got COVID. Jordan Satchel wassaying that something was happening there.
He said that he delivered the keynoteaddress at THEAACP was at the Mandalay Bay
Hotel. He looked horrible, Helooked angry and horrible. And he was
going to deliver a keynote at theMGM Grand on that Wednesday, and he
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did not appear. And in fact, he didn't go to the scheduled keynote
that he was going to give onWednesday, and that was with Unidos their
annual convention at the MGM Grand.He didn't go there, and instead he
went for his Delaware beach house andhe has stayed there. He had several
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events later. I'm looking at this. He so he gave that, he
gave his speech. Uh, thatwas on what Tuesday, Wednesday? He
canceled that address and all the otherevents at evening, went to his Delaware
beach house and he's still there.And that's and then he announces on social
media he's not running for president.He's backing Harris. No one has seen
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a photo of him, No onehas seen a video of him. He
apparently participated on a telephone call,although it sounded weird, and then they
said, oh no, he hadto change everything because he got COVID.
Really, Oh yeah, he's gothe's got uh, he's got COVID.
That's it just could like symptoms.But then his we had the the audio
uh that we played the other daywhere his brother Jim had given a quote
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to the press where he said,you know, with the time that we
have left, like he made itsound like Biden was on death's door.
It was very weird. Now peopleare trying to there's some rumors going around
that, you know, maybe itwas a medical emergency something like that.
There's been a lot of back andforth on social media about this because he
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was all, I don't know.It's kind of it's who do you believe?
This is why you've got to bevery careful when you're on the right
to with bed miss with bad information. Apparently, though, some of the
police that were working as local lawenforcement for his trip out to Vegas were
saying that it was already chaotic andthat he was already very very behind schedule
that day and he was at whenhe was at the Mexican restaurant that's where
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the video is from where he's walkingaround shaking everybody's hands. That they said
that he was already behind schedule whenhe was doing that, and then he
was going to be he was supposedto head out and then deliver that speech
and it was all canceled, Andthey said the story that Satchel says that
law enforcement officers on duty were informedover the radio that he was dealing with
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an unspecified medical situation, which soundsa little bit more than just COVID.
Some say that it was easily hundredsof Las Vegas Metropolitan officers and employees who
heard that radio conversation live, andthey said that the dispatches suggested that this
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was more than just a change ofplans and that it was something a little
more serious, and they said thatthey were coordinating with the President's detail.
The radio dispatchers responsible for that haddemanded a surge of law enforcement resources into
the area to secure the vicinity andexpedite his movement, and his motorcade initially
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was planning on heading to UMC UniversityMedical Center, and then they said that
they were rerouting. Was weird.There was a local NBC affiliate and this
is the story that they had andpulling this up. I'm gonna drop this
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in slack for the crew too.This was the story that they had.
They were saying Las Vegas Hospital onstandby detreat President Buying during COVID nineteen diagnosis.
They said that they were already onstandby. They were alerted about a
possible medical issue with Biden on Wednesdayafternoon, when he was visiting southern Nevada.
The story from News three Las Vegassaid law enforcement and medical teams gathered
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outside of the University Medical Center traumaroom in Wellness Way in the event that
he arrived after he canceled an appearanceat the Anidos convention in Vegas after testing
positive for COVID. They said thatthe CEO of the Unidos had made the
announcement to the convention goers there thathe was not going to be speaking now.
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They said he did not seek medicaltreatment at the hospital, but instead
went to the airport and departed Vegason Air Force one to self isolate at
his home in Delaware. They saidthe hospital was alerted about two fifteen about
a potential medical issue with the president. They didn't have any other details,
et cetera. It's very weird.They said that that they were that they
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were in contact with I guess Biden'steam, you know, the security officials
that he had that were expediting hismovement very weird. And then they didn't
bring him to the hospital, andthen apparently the chance the plans changed again.
Then they had to have a clearway, Satchel notes, to get
to the Harry Reid International Airport,and then the police assigned the President's detail
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and the emergency in the box squads. They had to redeploy all their resources
to expedite that. Now, oneof the senior White House correspondents for The
Daily Mail, Emily Gooden, viathis report over at at Dace to Day,
had said that Air Force one quoteflew so fast that the plane shook
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and arrived in Dover in just threehours and forty eight minutes. That's a
pretty quick fight. And that's whenhe was seen when it returned in Dover.
She is the one that has thevideos, and Wan showed you those
videos before. Those are the videoswhere he's standing on the steps of the
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plane and he stops because he's almostevaluating whether or not he can get down,
and he looks really bad, reallybad, and he's and he has
a guy behind him, and it'sjust really weird. Now, I don't
know, maybe the plane shook becausethere was turbulence. I don't know,
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but there are a lot of questionsfrom this. They the officers that we're
speaking to the press, said thatthe way that the security around Biden was
reacting was that it was like amajor medical emergency, and that seems to
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betray the stated basic COVID like coldsymptoms that they said that he had.
I mean it, that's weird,right, it's weird. And he looked
very unsteady when he was getting offof that plane. So I don't know
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that. I mean, there's somethere's a some really interesting questions surrounding this.
And it doesn't help that we haven'tseen him, not even a photograph,
haven't seen him on video, haven'tanything. And you know, tonight
is going to be a pre tapething. It's not gonna be a live
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address. Can this is not gonnabe a live or not tonight sorry,
tomorrow night. Tomorrow Night's address isnot going to be live. Don't make
it look like it is, though, but it's not gonna be live.
It's weird. And then he callsinto Kamala's event. He doesn't, I
mean, I know that they havethe video technology. You know, if
Joe Biden needs help with video,maybe he can ask Hunter. Hunter's really
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good at recording stuff and putting itonline, right, I mean, he
couldn't even do like a video appearance. It's just weird. And you can't
blame people for asking these questions becauseit's weird. I mean, you can't
create a sketchy situation and to getmad when people are like, that's sketch.
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of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Data's quickfive. This
is disgusting. Fecal fears pile upin Los Angeles as their hiking mecca has
reopened without half of its bathrooms.Yeah, so of course they bury the
lead because it's San Francisco Gate,and they hire people that don't know how
to write a single damn story.Never heard of the pyramid, nothing like
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that. So they get literally likeseven paragraphs in before they tell you that
the hiking path that's around the SanGabriel Mountains there's only seven toilets around it,
and apparently people don't know how touse the bathrooms because they're no better
than the wild animals that they sharethe hiking trail with. I fail to
see how this is my concern oranyone else's concern. So blank these people
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moving on. This is a muchmore interesting story. So not only it
was just recently shark Week, right, So now we've got sharks and cocaine
don't be getting in the water aroundthe coast of Brazil because all the sharks
are positive for cocaine. Apparently,just carrying out a study for the Oswaldo
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Cruz Foundation tested a bunch of theseBrazilian sharp nosed sharks that were taken from
the Atlantic Ocean your RHEO, andthey found that all of them have super
high levels of cocaine in their muscleand liver, and they now fear could
reduce their life expectancy, damage theireyes, sights, and affect their hunting
skills. So but really though,they said that it's drainage from illicit labs
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where the cocaine is manufactured, andthe also the excrement of drug users being
flushed into the waters via untreated sewage. That's disgusting. So all the all
the sharks near Brazil are heizac kiteon cocaine hunter Biden next headline immediately goes
to the coastal waters of Brazil forvacation and to swim with the sharks.
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There you go, Uh Nina Jangoids. You remember that girl? Didn't she
ask to come on the show andthen she realized you were in the arcana.
Oh they said it was an accident. Yeah. Yeah, So her
team had reached out to us,they were seeking an interview and we're like
okay, and then she was likeno. So judge dismissed her lawsuit against
Fox News. A Delaware judge tossedher lawsuit. This was granted on Monday.
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The case dismissed, they said becauseshe was saying that there's the statements
about her were defamatory. People weremaking fun of her being like a musical
weirdo, and it was all true. It was all completely true. So
that was dismissed. Apparently Earth isgoing to get hit with radio blackouts.
This week, NASA captured dark plasmaeruptions from the Sun. Can I just
say, and this is so total? Have you noticed the light outside real
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weird lately? Kane? I seewhat I'm telling you. I've noticed it
and it's made me feel weird.It makes me feel weird, and it's
made me suspicious. Welcome, Shutup. I'm not all the way that
bad that I'm like eighty percent thereright now. It was just weird.
It's weird. The lights it waslike diffused imagine the light before and a
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clips And it's been like that outsideof where we live for two days now.
Creepy. It makes me feel weirdwhen I go outside. I don't
know. I feel like I justwant to go and count on my ready
wise food again. And now HunterBiden's trial, the tax charge trial that's
been given a new start date.It was going to start. It's going
to start September night in the California. So there you go. Stick with
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Can we play now, guys,I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I
had even talked to Kane. Didyou get Seber? Did you get the
meme I sent you last night?I sent him this meme of this dude
just wrapped in foil Mike tiss youmy friend timfoil fro Oh my gosh it
was totally yeah. I want beforewe get into all of that, I've
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got to there's this weird audio,this call that she had with him yesterday,
and it sounded weird and I wassort of like asking some questions.
Even before I haven't even talked toKane about it, it stuck out to
me, is really weird. HeSo she was having I'm going to play
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two cuts for you. She washaving her campaign of like her kickoff campaign
of anther new campaign HQ, andBiden calls in to her campaign headquarters audio
somebody too. I want to startwith this. I want you to just
listen to the call. Just listen. Tell me what you think. Let's
listen. We get so much more. We're gonna get done. And so
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I want to say a little toKama if she can hear me. I
know she's going to be speaking shortly, and I want to say that the
team embrace her. She's the best. I want to call the game,
everybody, everybody the suffer. Iknow yesterday's news is surprising and it's the
har art for you to hear,but it was the right thing to do.
It's I know it's hard because asyou've poured your heart and soul into
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me. So help us win thisthing, help me get this nomination,
help me win the nomination, andthen go on to win the win the
presidency. But you know, you'rean amazing team. But we've got a
great great I think we made theright decision. I know how hard you've
worked, how many sacrifices you made. It's so many of you, so
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many of you up for you toyour lives, for me and the kind
of commitment people make. Am Iweird in thinking that's weird? He had
a hardcore lisp, and I'm notsaying anything about list. He just normally
doesn't have that. It's weird.I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but you
know what, who could blame me? Because he drops out of the race
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and we haven't seen him in sixdays and he's speaking from the Oval Office
tonight, do you we're sure?Okay, yeah, speaking from the Oval
Office tonight. Sure. So Idon't know. He's apparently he's expected to
go back to DC, and Idon't know. So that was the first
Tomorrow night, Yeah, tomorrow night. It went at seven pm Central eight
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eastern. Yes, Okay. Sohere's the second part of this call.
The first part was weird. Hecalls into the campaign event, and then
some people were accusing her of kindof blowing it here. This is audio
SoundBite three. Listen. It isso good to hear our president's voice,
Joe. I know you're still onthe on the call, on the we've
been talking every call. You probablyyou guys heard it from Doug's voice.
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We love Joe and Jill, Wereally do love. They truly are like
family weird, right, and wedo everybody weird? Or am I reading
too much into it? Nope,that's what I thought. Okay, So
I just want to put that onthe table for you guys to kind of
consider, because we're going to comeback to it. You know, we're
going to come back to that.I just, you know, want to
keep it up there for you.Just a little little bitty bet, keep
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it up there for you. Uh. Now we have this, Nobody in
the media is going to ask whydoes he sound weird? Why does he
said? Nobody in the media isgoing to ask anything like that. Come
on, So, I don't knowit's gonna this is a it's already super
weird. She got the majority ofdelegates yesterday, her first full day in
the race she got of course yougot a cash Hall. George Clooney came
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out and he's decided he's going toendorse her because he's just a shallow,
deude do sipletus person? Who isyou know? They all knew, they
all knew, But now you havethe media and the DNC, and this
is what I noticed that was interestingthere. Have you noticed them not using
the photo of him with a fistin the flag anymore? Have you noticed?
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I think they can't campaign against it, and they're not using that photo
anymore. I in my seventeen yearsof watching media trends and hating these people,
I've noticed that they have stopped usingthat photo in addition to trying to
rehabilitate her that it's very difficult tocombat that photo. I mean, that
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is a great photo. It sumsup literally every single thing in there.
He's got people hanging on him,he's rising up from the people who are
protecting him. He's got the Americanflag in the background, and it's like
a damn Renaissance painting. It's amazing. It's a great photo. What do
they have? They have nothing tocompete with that. Some of the headlines
that we've seen. This one ishysterical. This was from The Guardian.
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The Guardian, British publication is bendingover backwards to aid Harris. Now Harris
whoever? Here's they have their editorialboard. Biden quitting the race is a
fresh start for Democrats, so they'rereplacing him with the most unpopular candidate that
they had in their primary. Whocame behind Bob the builder from South Bend,
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poot Booty Juice right came behind him? Now like that literally in the
race. There's no other double entendrehere that's in the race. Was the
last finished last behind poot Booty Juice. I know, but that's the truth
of it. She always had superhigh neked Democrats didn't like her. How
is that a fresh start? Tome? That looks like a desperate cry.
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That's a desperate cry. But they'retrying so hard to rehabilitate her.
We're going to get into some ofthis what you can expect in the coming
weeks now, also some of theother things. Secret Service Kimberly Cheedle resigned
this morning after she faced some seriousheat with House oversight yesterday, and we're
going to talk to coming up We'regoing to speak with Congressman Jim Jordan about
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all of that because she's stepping down. I well, who's in charge?
Because clearly you don't have the WhiteHouse. I don't know if you're aware
of this, now that you haveSecret Service resigning. Now the White House,
you have Benjaminett Yahoo, who's visiting. He is coming on behalf of
a House invitation, but there wereno leaders to meet him when he arrived,
and apparently a meeting that he hadscheduled with Biden was canceled. Biden's
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also canceled nine events. He's cancelednine events too, So we don't know
where the chief executive is. Wehave no idea who's running Secret Service now,
we have no answers. There area lot of I mean, it's
incredibly concerning. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth
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