March 5, 2025 • 26 mins
Elizabeth Warren claps furiously when Trump calls her, “Pocahontas”. Dana reacts to the craziest leftist reactions to Trump’s Address from CNN, Stephen Colbert and more. MSNBCs Nicolle Wallace politicizes DJ Daniel’s moment at Trump's speech by saying she hopes he doesn’t kill himself because of something like January 6th.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you want to keep it going for another five years?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, you would say, Pocahonta says yes.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
The rage clapping, can we more? People were showing all
the did you see her? How hard she clapped? And
it was it was one of those weird slow serial
killer claps. First off, welcome back to the show, Dana
lash with you bottom of this first hour.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
First off, let's full stop. There are difference in.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Claps, okay, right, So you have the you know, polant,
little like what is it an opera clap? When they
do that, they're like hmm or a golf clap whatever,
I don't know. There's a little barely clapping because.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It might be ghost hmm.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And then there's the more like yeah, that's great, like
I really appreciate what you just said. Then there's the
excited like Valley Girl ey seal clap, right, and then
you have like the clap that affirms. It's more of
a a like the Shilah buff gift where he's yes,
like I am affirming you. And then you have what
(01:18):
she is doing. We call this kids, the serial killer clap.
So there's another movement that goes along with the serial
killer clap. Right, So, not only do you have the
trying not to hit the mic, not only do you
have the but you got to stare like a psycho
at the person to whom you are addressing the clap.
(01:41):
So in her mind as she is doing her rage clap,
I mean it's purposeful and she's got she's so offended.
She's so offended you can oh my gosh, it's just
almost the perspiration almost created a cloud of rage over
her in the room. I mean, she's rich, she's like
m hm, her clenched, her lips are pursed together, her
(02:03):
fingers even though she's clapping, her fingers are pressed together.
She's tense, her thumb is stretched out, tense I mean
her arms or I mean it's rigid. She's probably imagining
violent acts with every clap she's rage clapping.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I just wish she would have said foka and not
poka hantas.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I do not feel bad about this broad First off,
if you are unfamiliar with the stuff that she's claimed
in her life, hold up, hold up, wait full stop right.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, wait do do do do do do?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Am I gonna get excited for even like humming it,
casting it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So are you guys?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I wrote about her extensively back in the day. Do
you guys remember, because she said she was a Native American, right.
I don't even remember what all nations she was claiming
membership too. Just to remind you how ridiculous this woman is, guys,
she wrote a she had a book called Pow Wow
Chow Indian Recipes, right, Indian recipes, because she's an Indian, right,
(03:05):
she was telling her she was literally marketing herself at
Harvard as the first woman of color that's on the
bar whatever, why does can be? And remember they ran
her DNA. It was actually Cherokee genealogist that ran it.
And they said that the closest she ever came to
Cherokee in terms of genealogy was maybe being near the
blood of those her ancestors murdered when they were rounding
(03:27):
them up for the trail of genocide. But I digress.
So she said that she was Cherokee. She's Cherokee. You know,
you know the famous Cherokee recipe kane of cold omelets
with crab meat. It's a French recipe, but apparently Cherokee
(03:49):
were great French food connoisseurs.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you know this?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh my gosh, they loved Worcestershire sauce and probably could
pronounce it better. They loved all of that. They loved
imported mustard. Did you know because that's in her recipe.
We're told that the crab dip is a fake. Elizabeth
Warren is a famous Cherokee food and nobody questioned it
(04:14):
because she was a Democrat, and they were they were like,
maybe no one will notice that we're putting up this
blonde haired, blue eyed white woman and saying that she's
a Cherokee Democrat.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
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Speaker 5 (05:50):
Fellow citizens, America is back.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
One of the things that I liked about watching the
State of the Union because normally I you know, unless
I do because it's my job. But and you know,
if I think that they're gonna I watch for particular issues.
But I noticed, did you watch Vance and Johnson behind him?
(06:21):
It was like watching two brothers in the backseat of
a car, wasn't it Like Johnson is the smarmy one
and Vance was the guy who's like, is there a fight?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, it's a fight. Let's yeah like that guy.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I got that total vibe from them. Welcome back top
of this third hour. That was how Trump started his
address last night. The media is losing their minds. You
guys want to You guys want to hear more?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
So we've got let's see where do we start. Do
we start with uh, let's see Democrats? Do we start
with Booty Jew? Do we start Actually, let's talk with
the DNC chair audio some by twenty eight and all yesterday.
They were all apoplectic all day yesterday. The DNC chair
(07:11):
does not like mister Musk.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
What would be your message to Elon Musk and is
teenage those dudes who are currently firing career civil servants.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Well, go to health.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I mean, the reality is what you're doing is destroying
our country.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's what he just told yourself, just told the voters
to go to hell. Go to hell, career civil servants.
That phrase makes me want to vomit. I'm I just
react viscerally to hearing that phrase. And look, keep in mind,
and I really shouldn't have to say this. I need
(07:46):
people to not be sensitive.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I have.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'll get the email from people who are like, well this,
you know that I.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Worked in a government job or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I agree with you, I follow your show. It's still
a little hard to take. I appreciate that. I get that.
I really feel like a lot of the iire isn't
aimed at those folks, you know what I mean. I
feel like the people that deserve the IYRE are the
ones who go, well, I don't have to tell you
what I do in a week. Well, you're not telling them,
you're telling us the taxpayer. And by god, I got
(08:15):
every mandate. I own you as much as I pay
in tax I could buy and sell you.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So do not give me that. I will physically come
to your house.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And if I have to force your fingers to type
out what you did in a week, oh my gosh.
The one thing that will make me absolutely unhinged is
for anybody in any publicly funded position to tell me
or you that we don't have the right to know
what they do. By God, I pay mid six figures
in taxes. You don't get to tell me that. And
(08:47):
if you feel like you do, I'm going to send
you an invoice and you can refund me what I
am owed, since I am not getting the return on
my investment, which is your authority comes from us. Without us,
you ain't got nothing. And I don't feel at all
bad about saying it, because that's the reality. That's how
it should be said. Oh it's still bad. Oh they
(09:12):
lost their minds and then you had Do I want
to play Stephen Colbert? I really don't feel like it.
Do I really want to? I mean, he's so insufferable.
He's still on air, he's on in the at night.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What is he on?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I don't even know. Isn't that like what one hundred
and ten year old people watch? They watch Stephen Colbert?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No, the people who uh what's his face? Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Uh? Willard?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Who's the guy who's on the Today Show? And he
would tell everybody that was Smucker's jam, it's their birthday.
Smuckers Willard Scott. Yeah, it's the Willard Scott Club. Those
are the people that still watch No Offense that they
watched the Colbert watch him. He was talking about their
little the little paddles Audio Sun by twenty six. Go ahead,
those little auctioneer auction paddles, that's what they were.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I thought it was pickleball. Can I just tell you
real quick, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I have never even seen a pickleball instrument. I don't
even know what pickleball looks like. It's probably a ball
that looks like a pickle.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I don't even know. And I don't know is it
ping pong whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I was trying to ask my husband Lesson and was like,
what are those little I didn't even know. I was like,
what are those little skivvity rock paddles that they got there?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What is that? What are they the.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Little paddles that they were holding up? I don't know anyway,
twenty six the.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Man barked out one appalling claim after another. But don't
you worry the Democrats getting ready to fight back with
their little paddles. Okay, that is how you save democracy
by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique set. It
was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just kidding.
(10:56):
That was very cool Democrats. In fact, I made my own.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Sign I'm not. I still don't think he's funny because
he comes off as I mean that. It wasn't that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What he was saying wasn't funny. It's just his delivery.
He's so full of spite and you can tell that
whenever he tries to deliver something. I thought the paddles
were stupid, by the way, when were they support everybody?
Like most of one lady was fanning herself with it?
What at what point were they suppot like? Fall? Said
one musk lies. But then I saw several who got
(11:34):
what paddle? Do you get two paddles? Was it bothers
them for them that they could only basically have two
messages because you only had two sides?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You know, I don't know one?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Rashida Talay became a meme because she just brought a whiteboard?
Why are you that dumb?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Who? Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Why dear heavens, would you just bring a whiteboard and
hold up a white board? You're inviting a whole entire
army to mean you.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh, and they did. They're glorious. They're absolutely glorious. But
they will. I really do believe that they just don't
know how to react.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
They they and I'll play it because every now and
then he has to say it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The obviously see there it is right there, got lee.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
With that, Oh got our little picknapp blanket audio sound
bite twenty four.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I do think that there's some truth in this. Listen
it is.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I have to say, you can really sense John King,
you can really sense Republicans with a pep in their
step and Democrats rather demoralized. I mean understandably so, given
the fact that Republicans control the House, the Senate, and
the White House. Not to mention a conservative lean on
(12:58):
the US Supreme Court, but beyond that, even when Republicans
are out of power, you sense like an energy quite often,
and when Democrats are controlling things the Democrats, and not
to be cliching about it, but just say, you do
not know how to to.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
They don't know how to be an opposition party. I
don't feel like hanging on for the five thousand walking
seconds Christopher walking seconds it takes for him to say this.
They do not know how to be an opposition party.
They do not know how to do. They don't know
how to do graceful, smart opposition because they've had a
BILLI Club this whole time. They have no idea. They've
got to relearn that, and they just they are a mess.
Everyone's sitting here talking about the fragility of the coalition
(13:44):
on the right, which I acknowledge, and I've been one
of the first to talk about it. I get that,
But no one's talking about whatever goopy mess the left
is right now. What is happening with these people? Nobody
knows they're a mess.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
They're not.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
They can't even be on the same page but their
little little paddles, they can't even be on that same page.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Audio somebody twenty one.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
This was a hot mic moment, and I thought it
was hysterical because Johnson noticed it after he said it, and.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He just kind of moved the mic away. We'll try
to be real subtle with it. Watch this.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
By the way, I think the speech is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So I don't know how you do this nine minutes.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
The hardest thing was doing it during Biden couldn't speech
with a stupid.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Campaigns look at I mean, he saw that mic and
He's like, what gut that down.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I didn't think what they said was bad, it was right,
But I like what he said.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It was when it was Biden. It was a stupid
campaign speech. I will say too. One of the other
things that when Trump walked in last night. So there
were a couple of things I wrote about this if
you again, if you're at substack, if you get my substack,
I wrote about this last night talking about the lack
of decorum from Democrats last night. There were two instant
(15:00):
where I guess they just decided to just stay to
hell with a norm.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The actually it's not what it's It's one thing to heckle.
I don't really even like the heckling. But for you
can talk all we went to about Marjorie Taylor Green.
They weren't standing. She never stood up and waved a
kine and like refused to sit down and was shouting
down like entire sentences of the president. You can say
what you want, but that she never did that. I
don't care what you think about her. She didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Al Green did it. That wasn't even how it started though.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
According to CNN and Manu Raju wrote about this and
I cited it in the newsletter. H Democrats boycotted a
long standing tradition. So Democrats in the House and Senate
usually they joined what is known as the escort Committee
to walk with the president into the chamber and through
like you know statu where into the they escort the
(15:53):
president inside. There wasn't a single Democrat that joined the
escort committee. You have had Republicans that have previously joined
the escort committee for Democrat presidents. Not a single Democrat
wanted to do it for Trump last night, and CNN
pointed quote new In assigned a protest House and Senate
(16:14):
dem leaders didn't leave to join the escort committee despite
being called to do so, and the escort committee typically
escorts the president in A spokesperson for Hikim Jeffries told me, quote,
it speaks for itself. So their insolence didn't start during
(16:35):
the address. It started way before when you couldn't see,
when the cameras weren't rolling, and there were others who
were escorted out even after al Green.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That is just shameful.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Their respect for the office is predicated upon whether or
not they control it, just like their respect for the
powers of Scotus is dependent of whether or not they've
got one of their people in to be able to
make the calls for nominations. But this was such a
(17:09):
bad look. I've never seen it, have you, Cain? Have
you ever seen the speaker have to call for the
Sergeant arms?
Speaker 6 (17:18):
No, I haven't seen it, not like that, especially.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Can I do?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What do you think if I were Sargeant at arms,
they'd be like, I've been waiting for this, you know,
because you don't do anything because there's.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Two levels for actually three levels. Technically number one is like, hey,
settle it down and then hopefully they can fly. If
they don't, then the speakers like Sergeant at arms, let's
get them settled down. And then the third levels if
they still don't want to settle down, is kicking them
out of the chamber. So they actually have many chances
leading up to that whole getting kicked out thing yep,
but it was clear that al Green wanted to be
(17:51):
kicked out.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Jennifer Hemingway is the current Sergeant at arms, and so yeah,
they you got to escort, You got to escore people out.
You gotta get people out of there if they're not
going to behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
But I I mean, because they can carry a firearm
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And now all of the news you would probably miss,
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Speaker 4 (19:38):
So more than half of the adults worldwide will be
overweight or obese by twenty fifty, according to a report.
And this is from a piece of garbage British publication.
But oh well, it's called the Guardian. More than half
of the adults, they said in the study. It's published
in another journal that I don't really have a lot
of Faith in the landst considering everything with ronovirus.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But they said more than.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Half of adults and a third of children and young
people worldwide will be overweight or obese by twenty fifty.
They said it's an unparallel threat. So two point eleven.
You know, well, maybe if you know, we didn't put
so much process junk in our food for you know,
to be faster. I don't know what we're faster and unhealthier.
(20:22):
The uh, apparently, I don't know if this is like
regular animal behavior.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I saw this.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I don't know that I would consider this in headline.
But there was apparently a mouse that was videotaped giving
CPR to his unconscious mouse friend as evidence of animal
first aid.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
This mouse, this is wild to Are you sure that's
what he was doing?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
See, I feel like this is a monty python thing,
so you know, to me, it looks like the mouse
is trying to eat his tongue, you know, maybe pick
out his teeth, you know, and finder's keepers, right, you
don't need them right where you're going, So maybe that's
what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And we, as stupid humans are looking at this going.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh my god, we are That's not what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
He's you know, because he's a rodent.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Did that thought occur to the people who were studying
these mice.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
No, they need good results of their studies.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh, by the way, real quick, I don't think I
have this on here. I think I forgot to put
it on here. But are you guys aware.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Of the wooly mouse? The wooly mouse?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Okay, so wooly mammoths are one step closer to de
extinction because ladies and gentlemen of wooly mice. Yeah, and
they are like hairy and stuff or they're like furry.
They look like little dust like little uh what are
the things I'm thinking of? The little dusting things?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
The swiffers. They look like a little swiffer with a tail.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
They said that a biotech phone called Colossal Biosciences is
behind the effort. Why they want to bring mammoths back,
I don't know. But they've been extinct for thousands of years,
so they were able to apparently, through genetic modification, have
created an entirely new species called the wool mouse. It
looks like an unkempt rodent. I don't know if this
(22:05):
is something that really, I mean, we could be curing
all kinds of diseases, and no, we got a hairy mice.
That's what we got, all right, go humans. So let's
see Texas middle schoolers secretly tattooed each other with a
sheer needle in the classrooms. Of course they were middle schoolers.
They said that it was temporary ink. But they're very
nervous about how do the teachers not notice that they're
(22:26):
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Speaker 2 (22:28):
Stick with us, But.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I think this was a lesson in finding one thing
that you let yourself feel. And I let myself feel
joy about DJ And I hope he's alive for another
you know, ninety five years, right, And I hope he
lives and the life he wants to live.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
He wants to be a cop.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
He knows what he wants to do, and maybe when
you have childhood cancer that crystallizes for you. And I
hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer.
But I hope he never has to defend the United
States capital against Donald Trump supporters. And if he does,
I hope he isn't one of the six who loses
his life to suicide. And I hope he isn't one
who has to testify against the people who carried out
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acts of seditious conspiracy and then live to see Donald
Trump pardon those people.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I can believe.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I can't imagine anyone that hates Trump so bad that
you can't even you can't even stand up and acknowledge
a cancer survivor, a thirteen year old cancer survivor, and
just be like, that's great that he got that honor.
That's so nice that he got that. No, that was
Nicole Wallace over It wasn't scene in or MSBC. MSBC.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Uh And.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I so she stands to you, but he doesn't kill himself.
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
The kid with terminal cancer? She hopes he won't kill himself.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Hey does If the media wants to know why no
one likes them.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I got an example for you. Yeah. We played Rochelle Mattah,
We played her a little.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
She did the same thing. Why can't you just say
that was a nice moment. Why can't you just see
this is the difference between I'm gonna toot my own horn.
It's the difference between me and the left cane. Because
I can call balls and strikes and I can be like,
this is.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
A nice moment.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
They can't do that, and I don't do it because
I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I clearly don't care about that.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
The only thing you ever get wrong is how I
feel about old people.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well, it's not my fault that you hate them.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
I can't anythink that they're all suspicious and potential murders.
It's not my issue. You're gonna have to talk with
the Lord about that. One had to bring it up,
Dan't You had to bring it up? Just sorry, you're
gonna say anything about the thirteen year old the old people?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
I but why can't they just go that was a
nice moment. They can't even say that. They can't do
anything that makes They don't want to look like they're
humanizing Trump, even if that means snobbing this thirteen year
old survivor. This is what I'm talking about. They have
no They refuse to be normal. They think that being
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normal is like admitting that Trump won. That's the psychology
of it. Think about it. How messed up is that
I can't even acknowledge this thirteen year old survivor because
it might give anybody, might give someone the impression that
Trump did something nice. I can't acknowledge that you clearly
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have lost when you can't even do that much and
they have lost. All they had left was any dignity
that they may have had, which I after last night,
I don't think they do. I I don't. I really
don't have any words. I think that they're gonna have
to study the mental breakdown of people. You know, what
(25:50):
did twenty sixteen do to you?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It broke my brain. That's they're gonna have to They're
gonna have to study this. This is wild.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you want to keep it going for another five years?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, you would say, Pocahonta says yes.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
The rage clapping, can we more? People were showing all
the did you see her? How hard she clapped? And
it was it was one of those weird slow serial
killer claps. First off, welcome back to the show, Dana
lash with you bottom of this first hour.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
First off, let's full stop. There are difference in.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Claps, okay, right, So you have the you know, polant,
little like what is it an opera clap? When they
do that, they're like hmm or a golf clap whatever,
I don't know. There's a little barely clapping because.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It might be ghost hmm.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
And then there's the more like yeah, that's great, like
I really appreciate what you just said. Then there's the
excited like Valley Girl ey seal clap, right, and then
you have like the clap that affirms. It's more of
a a like the Shilah buff gift where he's yes,
like I am affirming you. And then you have what
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she is doing. We call this kids, the serial killer clap.
So there's another movement that goes along with the serial
killer clap. Right, So, not only do you have the
trying not to hit the mic, not only do you
have the but you got to stare like a psycho
at the person to whom you are addressing the clap.
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So in her mind as she is doing her rage clap,
I mean it's purposeful and she's got she's so offended.
She's so offended you can oh my gosh, it's just
almost the perspiration almost created a cloud of rage over
her in the room. I mean, she's rich, she's like
m hm, her clenched, her lips are pursed together, her
(02:03):
fingers even though she's clapping, her fingers are pressed together.
She's tense, her thumb is stretched out, tense I mean
her arms or I mean it's rigid. She's probably imagining
violent acts with every clap she's rage clapping.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I just wish she would have said foka and not
poka hantas.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I do not feel bad about this broad First off,
if you are unfamiliar with the stuff that she's claimed
in her life, hold up, hold up, wait full stop right.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, wait do do do do do do?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Am I gonna get excited for even like humming it,
casting it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So are you guys?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I wrote about her extensively back in the day. Do
you guys remember, because she said she was a Native American, right.
I don't even remember what all nations she was claiming
membership too. Just to remind you how ridiculous this woman is, guys,
she wrote a she had a book called Pow Wow
Chow Indian Recipes, right, Indian recipes, because she's an Indian, right,
(03:05):
she was telling her she was literally marketing herself at
Harvard as the first woman of color that's on the
bar whatever, why does can be? And remember they ran
her DNA. It was actually Cherokee genealogist that ran it.
And they said that the closest she ever came to
Cherokee in terms of genealogy was maybe being near the
blood of those her ancestors murdered when they were rounding
(03:27):
them up for the trail of genocide. But I digress.
So she said that she was Cherokee. She's Cherokee. You know,
you know the famous Cherokee recipe kane of cold omelets
with crab meat. It's a French recipe, but apparently Cherokee
(03:49):
were great French food connoisseurs.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you know this?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh my gosh, they loved Worcestershire sauce and probably could
pronounce it better. They loved all of that. They loved
imported mustard. Did you know because that's in her recipe.
We're told that the crab dip is a fake. Elizabeth
Warren is a famous Cherokee food and nobody questioned it
(04:14):
because she was a Democrat, and they were they were like,
maybe no one will notice that we're putting up this
blonde haired, blue eyed white woman and saying that she's
a Cherokee Democrat.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Nobody will know. So I don't feel no ways bad.
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Speaker 5 (05:50):
Fellow citizens, America is back.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
One of the things that I liked about watching the
State of the Union because normally I you know, unless
I do because it's my job. But and you know,
if I think that they're gonna I watch for particular issues.
But I noticed, did you watch Vance and Johnson behind him?
(06:21):
It was like watching two brothers in the backseat of
a car, wasn't it Like Johnson is the smarmy one
and Vance was the guy who's like, is there a fight?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, it's a fight. Let's yeah like that guy.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I got that total vibe from them. Welcome back top
of this third hour. That was how Trump started his
address last night. The media is losing their minds. You
guys want to You guys want to hear more?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
So we've got let's see where do we start. Do
we start with uh, let's see Democrats? Do we start
with Booty Jew? Do we start Actually, let's talk with
the DNC chair audio some by twenty eight and all yesterday.
They were all apoplectic all day yesterday. The DNC chair
(07:11):
does not like mister Musk.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
What would be your message to Elon Musk and is
teenage those dudes who are currently firing career civil servants.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Well, go to health.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
I mean, the reality is what you're doing is destroying
our country.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's what he just told yourself, just told the voters
to go to hell. Go to hell, career civil servants.
That phrase makes me want to vomit. I'm I just
react viscerally to hearing that phrase. And look, keep in mind,
and I really shouldn't have to say this. I need
(07:46):
people to not be sensitive.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I have.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I'll get the email from people who are like, well this,
you know that I.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Worked in a government job or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You know.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I agree with you, I follow your show. It's still
a little hard to take. I appreciate that. I get that.
I really feel like a lot of the iire isn't
aimed at those folks, you know what I mean. I
feel like the people that deserve the IYRE are the
ones who go, well, I don't have to tell you
what I do in a week. Well, you're not telling them,
you're telling us the taxpayer. And by god, I got
(08:15):
every mandate. I own you as much as I pay
in tax I could buy and sell you.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So do not give me that. I will physically come
to your house.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And if I have to force your fingers to type
out what you did in a week, oh my gosh.
The one thing that will make me absolutely unhinged is
for anybody in any publicly funded position to tell me
or you that we don't have the right to know
what they do. By God, I pay mid six figures
in taxes. You don't get to tell me that. And
(08:47):
if you feel like you do, I'm going to send
you an invoice and you can refund me what I
am owed, since I am not getting the return on
my investment, which is your authority comes from us. Without us,
you ain't got nothing. And I don't feel at all
bad about saying it, because that's the reality. That's how
it should be said. Oh it's still bad. Oh they
(09:12):
lost their minds and then you had Do I want
to play Stephen Colbert? I really don't feel like it.
Do I really want to? I mean, he's so insufferable.
He's still on air, he's on in the at night.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
What is he on?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
I don't even know. Isn't that like what one hundred
and ten year old people watch? They watch Stephen Colbert?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No, the people who uh what's his face? Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Uh? Willard?
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Who's the guy who's on the Today Show? And he
would tell everybody that was Smucker's jam, it's their birthday.
Smuckers Willard Scott. Yeah, it's the Willard Scott Club. Those
are the people that still watch No Offense that they
watched the Colbert watch him. He was talking about their
little the little paddles Audio Sun by twenty six. Go ahead,
those little auctioneer auction paddles, that's what they were.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I thought it was pickleball. Can I just tell you
real quick, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I have never even seen a pickleball instrument. I don't
even know what pickleball looks like. It's probably a ball
that looks like a pickle.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I don't even know. And I don't know is it
ping pong whatever.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I was trying to ask my husband Lesson and was like,
what are those little I didn't even know. I was like,
what are those little skivvity rock paddles that they got there?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What is that? What are they the.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Little paddles that they were holding up? I don't know anyway,
twenty six the.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Man barked out one appalling claim after another. But don't
you worry the Democrats getting ready to fight back with
their little paddles. Okay, that is how you save democracy
by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique set. It
was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just kidding.
(10:56):
That was very cool Democrats. In fact, I made my own.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Sign I'm not. I still don't think he's funny because
he comes off as I mean that. It wasn't that.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
What he was saying wasn't funny. It's just his delivery.
He's so full of spite and you can tell that
whenever he tries to deliver something. I thought the paddles
were stupid, by the way, when were they support everybody?
Like most of one lady was fanning herself with it?
What at what point were they suppot like? Fall? Said
one musk lies. But then I saw several who got
(11:34):
what paddle? Do you get two paddles? Was it bothers
them for them that they could only basically have two
messages because you only had two sides?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You know, I don't know one?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
What was it?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Rashida Talay became a meme because she just brought a whiteboard?
Why are you that dumb?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Who? Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Why dear heavens, would you just bring a whiteboard and
hold up a white board? You're inviting a whole entire
army to mean you.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh, and they did. They're glorious. They're absolutely glorious. But
they will. I really do believe that they just don't
know how to react.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
They they and I'll play it because every now and
then he has to say it.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
The obviously see there it is right there, got lee.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
With that, Oh got our little picknapp blanket audio sound
bite twenty four.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I do think that there's some truth in this. Listen
it is.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I have to say, you can really sense John King,
you can really sense Republicans with a pep in their
step and Democrats rather demoralized. I mean understandably so, given
the fact that Republicans control the House, the Senate, and
the White House. Not to mention a conservative lean on
(12:58):
the US Supreme Court, but beyond that, even when Republicans
are out of power, you sense like an energy quite often,
and when Democrats are controlling things the Democrats, and not
to be cliching about it, but just say, you do
not know how to to.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
They don't know how to be an opposition party. I
don't feel like hanging on for the five thousand walking
seconds Christopher walking seconds it takes for him to say this.
They do not know how to be an opposition party.
They do not know how to do. They don't know
how to do graceful, smart opposition because they've had a
BILLI Club this whole time. They have no idea. They've
got to relearn that, and they just they are a mess.
Everyone's sitting here talking about the fragility of the coalition
(13:44):
on the right, which I acknowledge, and I've been one
of the first to talk about it. I get that,
But no one's talking about whatever goopy mess the left
is right now. What is happening with these people? Nobody
knows they're a mess.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
They're not.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
They can't even be on the same page but their
little little paddles, they can't even be on that same page.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Audio somebody twenty one.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
This was a hot mic moment, and I thought it
was hysterical because Johnson noticed it after he said it, and.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
He just kind of moved the mic away. We'll try
to be real subtle with it. Watch this.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
By the way, I think the speech is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So I don't know how you do this nine minutes.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
The hardest thing was doing it during Biden couldn't speech
with a stupid.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Campaigns look at I mean, he saw that mic and
He's like, what gut that down.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I didn't think what they said was bad, it was right,
But I like what he said.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It was when it was Biden. It was a stupid
campaign speech. I will say too. One of the other
things that when Trump walked in last night. So there
were a couple of things I wrote about this if
you again, if you're at substack, if you get my substack,
I wrote about this last night talking about the lack
of decorum from Democrats last night. There were two instant
(15:00):
where I guess they just decided to just stay to
hell with a norm.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
The actually it's not what it's It's one thing to heckle.
I don't really even like the heckling. But for you
can talk all we went to about Marjorie Taylor Green.
They weren't standing. She never stood up and waved a
kine and like refused to sit down and was shouting
down like entire sentences of the president. You can say
what you want, but that she never did that. I
don't care what you think about her. She didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Al Green did it. That wasn't even how it started though.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
According to CNN and Manu Raju wrote about this and
I cited it in the newsletter. H Democrats boycotted a
long standing tradition. So Democrats in the House and Senate
usually they joined what is known as the escort Committee
to walk with the president into the chamber and through
like you know statu where into the they escort the
(15:53):
president inside. There wasn't a single Democrat that joined the
escort committee. You have had Republicans that have previously joined
the escort committee for Democrat presidents. Not a single Democrat
wanted to do it for Trump last night, and CNN
pointed quote new In assigned a protest House and Senate
(16:14):
dem leaders didn't leave to join the escort committee despite
being called to do so, and the escort committee typically
escorts the president in A spokesperson for Hikim Jeffries told me, quote,
it speaks for itself. So their insolence didn't start during
(16:35):
the address. It started way before when you couldn't see,
when the cameras weren't rolling, and there were others who
were escorted out even after al Green.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That is just shameful.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Their respect for the office is predicated upon whether or
not they control it, just like their respect for the
powers of Scotus is dependent of whether or not they've
got one of their people in to be able to
make the calls for nominations. But this was such a
(17:09):
bad look. I've never seen it, have you, Cain? Have
you ever seen the speaker have to call for the
Sergeant arms?
Speaker 6 (17:18):
No, I haven't seen it, not like that, especially.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Can I do?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
What do you think if I were Sargeant at arms,
they'd be like, I've been waiting for this, you know,
because you don't do anything because there's.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Two levels for actually three levels. Technically number one is like, hey,
settle it down and then hopefully they can fly. If
they don't, then the speakers like Sergeant at arms, let's
get them settled down. And then the third levels if
they still don't want to settle down, is kicking them
out of the chamber. So they actually have many chances
leading up to that whole getting kicked out thing yep,
but it was clear that al Green wanted to be
(17:51):
kicked out.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Jennifer Hemingway is the current Sergeant at arms, and so yeah,
they you got to escort, You got to escore people out.
You gotta get people out of there if they're not
going to behave themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
But I I mean, because they can carry a firearm
and all that.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss,
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Speaker 4 (19:38):
So more than half of the adults worldwide will be
overweight or obese by twenty fifty, according to a report.
And this is from a piece of garbage British publication.
But oh well, it's called the Guardian. More than half
of the adults, they said in the study. It's published
in another journal that I don't really have a lot
of Faith in the landst considering everything with ronovirus.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But they said more than.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Half of adults and a third of children and young
people worldwide will be overweight or obese by twenty fifty.
They said it's an unparallel threat. So two point eleven.
You know, well, maybe if you know, we didn't put
so much process junk in our food for you know,
to be faster. I don't know what we're faster and unhealthier.
(20:22):
The uh, apparently, I don't know if this is like
regular animal behavior.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I saw this.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
I don't know that I would consider this in headline.
But there was apparently a mouse that was videotaped giving
CPR to his unconscious mouse friend as evidence of animal
first aid.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
This mouse, this is wild to Are you sure that's
what he was doing?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
See, I feel like this is a monty python thing,
so you know, to me, it looks like the mouse
is trying to eat his tongue, you know, maybe pick
out his teeth, you know, and finder's keepers, right, you
don't need them right where you're going, So maybe that's
what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And we, as stupid humans are looking at this going.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh my god, we are That's not what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
He's you know, because he's a rodent.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Did that thought occur to the people who were studying
these mice.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
No, they need good results of their studies.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Oh, by the way, real quick, I don't think I
have this on here. I think I forgot to put
it on here. But are you guys aware.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Of the wooly mouse? The wooly mouse?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Okay, so wooly mammoths are one step closer to de
extinction because ladies and gentlemen of wooly mice. Yeah, and
they are like hairy and stuff or they're like furry.
They look like little dust like little uh what are
the things I'm thinking of? The little dusting things?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
The swiffers. They look like a little swiffer with a tail.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
They said that a biotech phone called Colossal Biosciences is
behind the effort. Why they want to bring mammoths back,
I don't know. But they've been extinct for thousands of years,
so they were able to apparently, through genetic modification, have
created an entirely new species called the wool mouse. It
looks like an unkempt rodent. I don't know if this
(22:05):
is something that really, I mean, we could be curing
all kinds of diseases, and no, we got a hairy mice.
That's what we got, all right, go humans. So let's
see Texas middle schoolers secretly tattooed each other with a
sheer needle in the classrooms. Of course they were middle schoolers.
They said that it was temporary ink. But they're very
nervous about how do the teachers not notice that they're
(22:26):
tattooing each other in the classroom?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Stick with us, But.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I think this was a lesson in finding one thing
that you let yourself feel. And I let myself feel
joy about DJ And I hope he's alive for another
you know, ninety five years, right, And I hope he
lives and the life he wants to live.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
He wants to be a cop.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
He knows what he wants to do, and maybe when
you have childhood cancer that crystallizes for you. And I
hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer.
But I hope he never has to defend the United
States capital against Donald Trump supporters. And if he does,
I hope he isn't one of the six who loses
his life to suicide. And I hope he isn't one
who has to testify against the people who carried out
(23:10):
acts of seditious conspiracy and then live to see Donald
Trump pardon those people.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I can believe.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I can't imagine anyone that hates Trump so bad that
you can't even you can't even stand up and acknowledge
a cancer survivor, a thirteen year old cancer survivor, and
just be like, that's great that he got that honor.
That's so nice that he got that. No, that was
Nicole Wallace over It wasn't scene in or MSBC. MSBC.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Uh And.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I so she stands to you, but he doesn't kill himself.
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
The kid with terminal cancer? She hopes he won't kill himself.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Hey does If the media wants to know why no
one likes them.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I got an example for you. Yeah. We played Rochelle Mattah,
We played her a little.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
She did the same thing. Why can't you just say
that was a nice moment. Why can't you just see
this is the difference between I'm gonna toot my own horn.
It's the difference between me and the left cane. Because
I can call balls and strikes and I can be like,
this is.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
A nice moment.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
They can't do that, and I don't do it because
I'm trying to be nice.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I clearly don't care about that.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
The only thing you ever get wrong is how I
feel about old people.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well, it's not my fault that you hate them.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
I can't anythink that they're all suspicious and potential murders.
It's not my issue. You're gonna have to talk with
the Lord about that. One had to bring it up,
Dan't You had to bring it up? Just sorry, you're
gonna say anything about the thirteen year old the old people?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
I but why can't they just go that was a
nice moment. They can't even say that. They can't do
anything that makes They don't want to look like they're
humanizing Trump, even if that means snobbing this thirteen year
old survivor. This is what I'm talking about. They have
no They refuse to be normal. They think that being
(25:05):
normal is like admitting that Trump won. That's the psychology
of it. Think about it. How messed up is that
I can't even acknowledge this thirteen year old survivor because
it might give anybody, might give someone the impression that
Trump did something nice. I can't acknowledge that you clearly
(25:27):
have lost when you can't even do that much and
they have lost. All they had left was any dignity
that they may have had, which I after last night,
I don't think they do. I I don't. I really
don't have any words. I think that they're gonna have
to study the mental breakdown of people. You know, what
(25:50):
did twenty sixteen do to you?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It broke my brain. That's they're gonna have to They're
gonna have to study this. This is wild.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
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