November 7, 2025 • 23 mins
Dana Loesch reacts to the first humanoid robot housemaid who took 5 minutes to try and load a dishwasher. Meanwhile, Actress Keira Knightley laughs out loud after a reporter asked if she was aware that trans-allied people are boycotting Harry Potter because of J.K. Rowling.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I wanted to come back to this because we ran
out of time for this one yesterday because it was
such a weird story. It was the silly string one
where it was a Florida escort who was arrested because
she attacked the dude with silly string. Well, the other
article that I found said, because I'm like, if this
guy literally filed like a battery charge because of silly string,
(00:36):
then he deserves to get attacked. I just felt like
that was stupid. But he had a forehead laceration, so
I think it was just more than the silly string itself.
It sounded like she also hit him with the can.
So yeah, the lady, the female was arrested for battery,
changed that up and spent the night in jail. She
bonded out for a thousand dollars. But yeah, that's what
(00:59):
ended up happening with that, So I wanted to, you know,
wanted to run that down. A Florida man attempted a
cell phone drop via drone to a Sandstone prison and
made okay. Guys, Mayor's it's Mary Kingstown.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You can't. Not everything that you've seen television is gonna
you know, like they have drones that drop phones and
drugs in the You can't do that. That's TV, y'all. Uh,
it's not going to work. But this Florida man, Jose Mancata,
he's thirty nine years old, was charged with introducing contraband
into jail. And apparently, according to Pine County Sheriff's Office,
the deputies responded to a drone that was flying over
(01:37):
the institute the Prism, and they said there was an
object attached underneath it. They all saw it, so it
wasn't like it was you know, it wasn't being It
wasn't hiding itself, right, It was very obvious. And they
watched this thing coming from a mile away bringing this
phone and they all saw it. They were recording it.
(01:59):
They had all in the crossairs. They saw everything, and
then they a deputy later on initiated a traffic stop
on a vehicle that was believed to have been involved
with it, and they found a black backpack in the
trunk and et cetera, et cetera, and they arrested the
guy because he had all the stuff for the drone,
so they and they found the drone controller, cell phones,
(02:20):
bubble wrap, all that stuff and a payste ub like
he kept his paystub for doing this, So he was
taken into custody. Obviously, goodness if Florida being illegally killed
thirteen American alligators, say wildlife officials Brevard County. He's facing
charges after wildlife officials say he illegally killed thirteen American alligators.
An arrest warrant for twenty one year old Jacob Latrelle
(02:44):
Latril of Edgewater says it happened over the course of
several days in the Saint John's River near a boat ramp.
They said that an illegal killing, possessing or capturing of
an American alligator is a third degree felony, which answers
my question of I keep seeing these alligators and clothes
and like little t shirts being carried around by people
(03:05):
in Florida. Can I do that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The answer is no, that's a thirty gree felony, as
I just found out. So a South Florida man, oh oh,
he chose violence today he torched the clubhouse of the
enforcers motorcycle club. Oh boy, this guy's forty seven. Did
(03:29):
you see his muck shot? Dude? Forty seven year old man,
he's uh. I think he probably wants to be in
prison at this point, does he maybe not on the
streets so much? Yeah, this is some death wish stuff,
so he uh set fire. He's there. They're saying he's
facing charges in connection with arson at the clubhouse for
(03:52):
the Enforcer's Motorcycle Club in Palm Beach County. They said
that he faces one kind second degree arson, burglary, property mischief,
et cetera. No motive has been disclosed, but I would
imagine that he probably is like, yes, please take me
to jail. I'll burn something else done if you try
to let me go. Yeah. I mean it's literally like,
(04:13):
try to think of the meanest name for your biker club,
the Enforces pretty much?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is it? Like?
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Speaker 4 (05:28):
It's here the first humanoid robot housekeeper, Thank you Nea
for twenty thousand dollars. You can pre order one Ex's
Neo robot now with delivery in twenty twenty six. Think
you miss a tiny spot over here? Just one little catch.
There may be a human behind the curtain pulling the
robot strings. If I throw up, will the robots throw up?
(05:51):
A company representative may need to peer into your house
via Neo's camera eyes to get things done. Well, many people,
this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You have to be okay with this for a product
to be useful.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
We're twinning now.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Neo one X is taking on home robotics biggest challenges,
creating a safe body and a smart brain. It's fabric
covered body. Let's Neo try to do a lot of
things humans do around the house. Emphasis on try. You
got this, Neo, you got it? My challenge load three
items in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, what.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What is it doing?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
And that took five minutes?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, I don't want a robot housekeeper. How would you.
That's not a robot housekeeper. That's someone playing a video
game called Chores. That's what that is. That's not a
robot house keep. So wait, you're telling me that there's
going to be an entire workforce of people if they
do this. The only way this would work, and you're
(07:08):
just listening to a Wall Street journal, try the first
humanoid robot housemaid. You have to have somebody spy on
your house twenty four to seven and do chores using
your robot kind of convenience. So you have to have surveillance.
A company is going to surveil you. And then you're
(07:30):
going to have someone who is playing a They got
the glasses on and they're they're they're the robot. It's
not a robot, it's not smart, it's someone's in it.
They're what well, like there they have to be some
like in a different area doing what the robot does.
(07:53):
So you're you're telling me, you're gonna have entire like
if this was how they go for just imagine like this,
say this company, this this takes off, You're gonna have
like a horde of people in a building somewhere, all
with the headsets, the VR headsets, spine on your house
and doing robot stuff. They're just gonna be in in
the middle of a room doing absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wait like drone flyers, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And doing chores.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So that makes this next video of this robot making
pizza dough really.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, Yeah, I don't this is scary. This literally looks
like something out of Terminator. Go ahead hit me with
this one. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh oh just a photo.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh I don't think that's real. That looks dangerous. I mean,
I can't even tell that's dough. That might be a cat.
It's beating to that on the table. I don't know.
I don't know. I can't see, I don't know. It
doesn't seem legit, though. Would you have, for the purpose
of convenience, cane in your house somebody wearing the VR
headset doing chores? Oh my gosh, what is that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh wait, we got a robot?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Is there so much one? You gotta put that on screen?
You don't even putting it on screen? Is that somebody?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't tell if it's dry humping the cabinet or
doing I don't know what it's doing.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is that someone in a building miles away.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Doing this That looks like it's probably of its.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Own court autonomous.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That is insane. The dough is not even getting needed,
the cabinet's getting banged all the hell like, what is happening?
I don't want any of that in my house. No,
for the purpose of convenience, would you have a guy
VR headset in a building somewhere surveiling your house and
(09:41):
then very slowly poorly doing chores.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, I certainly wouldn't the same reason I don't have
one of those robot vacuums.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm on the fence about that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't know what to think about myself right now.
I feel like I'm failing myself. Steve, would you, for
the purpose of convenience, have someone surveiling your house and
then where a VR had set and do chores very slowly, poorly?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You're answering the question while you realize those things have
to collect all the data that it learns, right, It
doesn't just get rid of it, so it has to
learn on the fly.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So where they storing all that data?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I don't need to know everything about me?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well in order for them to fold your bridges, they do,
you know.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I'll sacrifice folding my own bridges.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Then.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just I don't want anything that badly for convenience,
you know what I mean? I don't. I think we're humans,
think that convenience is a thing that we have to attain,
and sometimes it's a curse.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Right Yeah, some people in our age group, like back
in the day when your car only had the crank
up windows and not the electric windows, then we get
all these electric things, electric seeds, electric, all of that,
and then more things go wrong if one wired breaks.
Now we don't have access to roll our window up
or scooter O chair up.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's not I will say. My very first car that
I had was a I don't even know what year
it was. I'm just surprised it wasn't pulled by horse.
It was a Wick Skyhawk sounds Skyhawks, and whenever I
turned left, it went ooh, and that's I told you
that story. I was listening to Sympathy for the Devil
one day and I heard an extra ooh and there
(11:13):
and it was my car. Anyway. The horn very very
very weakly honked at people everywhere, but the all my friends.
You know, I was very lucky to have this car.
I'm not complaining at all. I was very very lucky
to have it. It had probably eleven thousand million miles
on it. It broke down all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, we grew up in an era where more convenience
actually meant more things could go wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yes, But I will say I had the roll down
window and I felt like a poor like. I felt
like Laura Ingle's wat like on the prairie with paw
and maw having to roll down my window. Oh my gosh,
if I don't have Wi Fi for like five seconds,
I'm like, oh my gosh, time to go in the
preper parantory. We're all gonna die. I mean immediately, I
(11:59):
really felt that to me felt like camping. Having to
roll down the window.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Have you ever put duct tape on your window just
so you could pull the window up me? And yeah,
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Although one time my locked stopped working and I couldn't
get out of my car one time, and I didn't
have a I didn't have a mobile phone. This was like,
this is like nineteen ninety eight, and I just had
to sit in my driveway and my car locked in
it until one of my parents, my mom or my
stepdad came out and was like, you're missing. I literally
couldn't get out. Nothing worked. And that was after the
(12:34):
thing on my window fell off, and I couldn't even
do that. I was so helpless. Anyway, So my point
being like, I kind of I'm I'm interested in having
a robot vacuum, but at the same time, you're basically
(12:55):
inviting what is the technological version of a face in
your house, and you know, letting it run all over
your I just don't you know, I don't like that.
I don't I don't want something up when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I know that there was a person in some building
somewhere controlling that robot. I thought this robot was just autonomous.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
They had the gut, like do they have to be
in the room with you, like you get You don't
just buy the robot, you get this indentured servant with it,
like this person. So wait a minute, why don't you
just have like a regular person. You're gonna get a
robot to do the job. And then there's a person
(13:37):
standing behind a curtain doing the job. Instead of taking
five minutes to look three things in the dishwasher, man,
the person could put down the damn VR headset just
go do it with their hands. I mean, this is
one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life.
People are gonna get it, you know that. I don't
(13:57):
like that. It's a soft body too, with like a
fabric covering. That's nasty. That was the first thing I noticed,
more so than the person behind the curtain. I was like,
that's dirty. That's gonna collect germs and be stained and
then you're gonna like somebody will have company over and
they're gonna be like, look at your hobo robot, and
your hobo Bot's gonna be all dirty and messy because
(14:18):
it has a canvas body. Anyway, that's not it's not
it's not helpful. That's not helpful. Just do it your
damn self. At that point, I've seen the movie I Robot.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You know, people are gonna use it for murder. They're
gonna they're gonna hide and use that robot to go
on murder people. It's gonna I'm telling you, that's what's
It's gonna be ee Robot. We're gonna and then it'll
end up as twenty eight days later. That's what's gonna happen.
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Speaker 2 (15:49):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Quick five, all right, So first up, a woman accidentally
I think we I don't know if this is this
is I don't know if this is one of the
ones that we've had before. A woman who got body
parts sent to her instead of her medication. It sounds
very similar to a headline that we've had before. But
this woman she ordered medication. You would never by the way,
I just want to caution you, you would never have
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your order. I'm just saying they would not send you
body parts, because this place did. They sent this lady
literal body parts. It literally misdelivered body parts in the corner.
Had to go retrieve them and take them back to
the morgue. They said, sometimes there's ship for transplants and
(16:35):
research purposes. But she literally got a delivery Wednesday night.
She thought it was her medication, and she opened the
box and there were some arms and fingers in it
instead of her medication. I'm just wondering what kind of
medication she has delivered, because I don't know how big
of a box you need to ship an arm. But
(16:56):
I'd be like, this seems a little bit bigger than
what I was anticipating. And I don't know if it's
like a cold packed or what I'm like to you know,
I'd be like, is this a steak that someone sent me?
One of the order from mail stakes, I don't know,
but they said, apparently the incident involves an airline company,
a free company, and a courier, so you had three
chances to like somebody to stop it, and it didn't happen.
(17:16):
A bank robber stole four hundred dollars in one dollar
bills and asks the police if he can please keep
the money for his jail commissary. That's not really how
that works. Forty two years old, he was arrested. He
robbed a bank. It's the city's first bank robbery in
hunting a bank in Ohio in what since twenty ten?
(17:38):
And it's all on camera. And he fled on foot
four hundred dollars and one hundred and one dollar bills.
Of course he was quickly apprehended, but he wanted to
keep the money so he could buy stuff in prison.
Is funny. US Space Force is going to use three
weapons to jam Chinese satellites via remote control. Should we
be like, I don't know advertising this in the press,
(17:59):
Hey China, guess what we're doing. We're gonna be jamming
YO satellites. I just feel like this is something we
shouldn't announce. The military is close to fielding two weapons
designed to temporarily or I think they meant to say
temporarily or temporarily. Maybe they didn't mean temporarily jam Chinese
and Russian intelligence surveillance and reconnaissance satellites, so you have
three counter space. You don't tell them that we have this.
(18:22):
I mean, if there's one thing that my tax dollars
go towards, it's too super spooky stuff in defense of
our nation that you probably shouldn't be broadcasting like this.
By the way, the weapons are called meadow lands. That
sounds almost nice, doesn't it. Yeah, metal lands and remote
(18:42):
sensing terminals meatal lands. I mean, imagine you're going and
it's just a giant space lazer that jams you're sat
It's funny. Oh my gosh. So I just maybe you'd
be careful about putting this stuff out there. I don't know,
maybe they meant to A new driver was spinning in
circles around a church park lots cops in South Carolina.
It was near Myrtle Beach. I mean, somebody's having a day,
(19:05):
that's all it is. They were apprehended because they were
driving recklessly. Also, they were completely nude and smelled strongly
of alcohol, said police. The guy was arrested in charge
with all kinds of stuff, including lots of cocaine. We
got more on the waystick with us.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Like SAMs through the outer Glans. So are the days
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I saw your voicing Professor on Bridge and the new
Harry Harry Potter audiobooks.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I was worrying.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Are you aware that some fans are calling for a
boycott giving jk Rowans ongoing campaign against France people.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I was not aware of that to know. I'm very sorry.
You know. I think we're all living in a period
of time right now. We're all gonna have to figure
out how to live together, aren't we, And we've all
got very different opinions, so I hope that we can
all find respect.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't what's the problem with what she said. People
are getting upset with care Knightley for some reason. I
think she's lovely and that's a stupid question to ask,
but she was being very nice about it. She's doing
the voice of Dolores Umbrage in the audiobook of Rallying's
book series. So James McAvoy, Kit Harrington, Simon Pegg, Matt Barry,
(20:18):
who's very good and I think people are trying to
get there again. These people wake up. They're so miserable.
These people live such miserable lives. They take joy in
being miserable to everybody. And they're just trying to find
someone that they can get upset with. And they're picking now,
(20:39):
they're trying to pick her. And so she was doing
this interview with this I'm this cider, this lame publication,
and they are asking her this question, and you know,
she kind of laughs about it, and they're saying, oh,
she laughed. Can you believe she laughed? And can you
believe she said she didn't know? Because she's not a
loser like you people. She doesn't sit around here and
(21:00):
do burn book mean Girls style and figure out who's
fighting with who. And quite honestly, these people who are
getting upset over JK. Rowling, shut the hell up. No
one cares about your stupid opinions. Okay, you have not
even contributed one artistic anything remotely close to the level
of artistry that she has given to the arts and
entertainment community. These people are mad. They're trying to force
(21:21):
compliance with their costplay. If they were truly happy, they
would just live their lives content with how they view themselves.
But that's not enough, because their problem is inward, not outward.
They want to force all of you everyone else to
affirm their cosplay, and if you don't, you not, they, insanely,
in their view, are the bigot. It's insane. These are
(21:43):
actions of insane people make mental institutions great again. And
to go after her for it. I thought she handled
that idiotic question wonderfully. I would not have been as nice.
She handled it very nicely. I thought she was very
calm and chill, and she was very respectful with her opinions.
(22:05):
How can you get mad over her saying, well, we
all have different opinions, so I hope that we can
all find respect. Well, I'm mad. That's what these people
are saying. They're mad at her for saying that everyone
has opinions and that we should all be respectful of
people's opinions, which I don't think you should be. But
I even think she's too nice there. I don't If
your opinion is stupid, I have no respect for it.
No one is owed respect for an opinion. You aren't
(22:28):
owed respect at most. You are owed indifference. That is it.
You're not owed anything else but in difference, So she's
even very nice there. But as one correctly notes, they
want her to pick a side. What team are you on?
They want her to put the jersey on what team
they're trying to determine. See, they're sniffing you out like
(22:51):
some jack booted thugs. They're sniffing you out. That's what
she's not. She's removing herself from that. She's not playing that.
I always find it interesting you have some lowly reporter
who probably eats cat food and can't make ends meat
because they decided they wanted a major and get a
job in a completely unrealistic, dying industry, and so they
ask someone who's infinitely more talented and more successful a
(23:13):
stupid question like this, and that is the way to
elevate their own profile and maybe gain wider acceptance and
larger and more ascended professional circles. They decide to stoke
a witch hunt like this. It's stupid, So good on
her for giving. Not really, but you know, rhetorically kind
of a middle finger to this. Thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I wanted to come back to this because we ran
out of time for this one yesterday because it was
such a weird story. It was the silly string one
where it was a Florida escort who was arrested because
she attacked the dude with silly string. Well, the other
article that I found said, because I'm like, if this
guy literally filed like a battery charge because of silly string,
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then he deserves to get attacked. I just felt like
that was stupid. But he had a forehead laceration, so
I think it was just more than the silly string itself.
It sounded like she also hit him with the can.
So yeah, the lady, the female was arrested for battery,
changed that up and spent the night in jail. She
bonded out for a thousand dollars. But yeah, that's what
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ended up happening with that, So I wanted to, you know,
wanted to run that down. A Florida man attempted a
cell phone drop via drone to a Sandstone prison and
made okay. Guys, Mayor's it's Mary Kingstown.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You can't. Not everything that you've seen television is gonna
you know, like they have drones that drop phones and
drugs in the You can't do that. That's TV, y'all. Uh,
it's not going to work. But this Florida man, Jose Mancata,
he's thirty nine years old, was charged with introducing contraband
into jail. And apparently, according to Pine County Sheriff's Office,
the deputies responded to a drone that was flying over
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the institute the Prism, and they said there was an
object attached underneath it. They all saw it, so it
wasn't like it was you know, it wasn't being It
wasn't hiding itself, right, It was very obvious. And they
watched this thing coming from a mile away bringing this
phone and they all saw it. They were recording it.
(01:59):
They had all in the crossairs. They saw everything, and
then they a deputy later on initiated a traffic stop
on a vehicle that was believed to have been involved
with it, and they found a black backpack in the
trunk and et cetera, et cetera, and they arrested the
guy because he had all the stuff for the drone,
so they and they found the drone controller, cell phones,
(02:20):
bubble wrap, all that stuff and a payste ub like
he kept his paystub for doing this, So he was
taken into custody. Obviously, goodness if Florida being illegally killed
thirteen American alligators, say wildlife officials Brevard County. He's facing
charges after wildlife officials say he illegally killed thirteen American alligators.
An arrest warrant for twenty one year old Jacob Latrelle
(02:44):
Latril of Edgewater says it happened over the course of
several days in the Saint John's River near a boat ramp.
They said that an illegal killing, possessing or capturing of
an American alligator is a third degree felony, which answers
my question of I keep seeing these alligators and clothes
and like little t shirts being carried around by people
(03:05):
in Florida. Can I do that?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The answer is no, that's a thirty gree felony, as
I just found out. So a South Florida man, oh oh,
he chose violence today he torched the clubhouse of the
enforcers motorcycle club. Oh boy, this guy's forty seven. Did
(03:29):
you see his muck shot? Dude? Forty seven year old man,
he's uh. I think he probably wants to be in
prison at this point, does he maybe not on the
streets so much? Yeah, this is some death wish stuff,
so he uh set fire. He's there. They're saying he's
facing charges in connection with arson at the clubhouse for
(03:52):
the Enforcer's Motorcycle Club in Palm Beach County. They said
that he faces one kind second degree arson, burglary, property mischief,
et cetera. No motive has been disclosed, but I would
imagine that he probably is like, yes, please take me
to jail. I'll burn something else done if you try
to let me go. Yeah. I mean it's literally like,
(04:13):
try to think of the meanest name for your biker club,
the Enforces pretty much?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Is it? Like?
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this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
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Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, what.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What is it doing?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
And that took five minutes?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, I don't want a robot housekeeper. How would you.
That's not a robot housekeeper. That's someone playing a video
game called Chores. That's what that is. That's not a
robot house keep. So wait, you're telling me that there's
going to be an entire workforce of people if they
do this. The only way this would work, and you're
(07:08):
just listening to a Wall Street journal, try the first
humanoid robot housemaid. You have to have somebody spy on
your house twenty four to seven and do chores using
your robot kind of convenience. So you have to have surveillance.
A company is going to surveil you. And then you're
(07:30):
going to have someone who is playing a They got
the glasses on and they're they're they're the robot. It's
not a robot, it's not smart, it's someone's in it.
They're what well, like there they have to be some
like in a different area doing what the robot does.
(07:53):
So you're you're telling me, you're gonna have entire like
if this was how they go for just imagine like this,
say this company, this this takes off, You're gonna have
like a horde of people in a building somewhere, all
with the headsets, the VR headsets, spine on your house
and doing robot stuff. They're just gonna be in in
the middle of a room doing absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Wait like drone flyers, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And doing chores.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So that makes this next video of this robot making
pizza dough really.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, Yeah, I don't this is scary. This literally looks
like something out of Terminator. Go ahead hit me with
this one. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh oh just a photo.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh I don't think that's real. That looks dangerous. I mean,
I can't even tell that's dough. That might be a cat.
It's beating to that on the table. I don't know.
I don't know. I can't see, I don't know. It
doesn't seem legit, though. Would you have, for the purpose
of convenience, cane in your house somebody wearing the VR
headset doing chores? Oh my gosh, what is that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh wait, we got a robot?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Is there so much one? You gotta put that on screen?
You don't even putting it on screen? Is that somebody?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't tell if it's dry humping the cabinet or
doing I don't know what it's doing.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is that someone in a building miles away.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Doing this That looks like it's probably of its.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Own court autonomous.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That is insane. The dough is not even getting needed,
the cabinet's getting banged all the hell like, what is happening?
I don't want any of that in my house. No,
for the purpose of convenience, would you have a guy
VR headset in a building somewhere surveiling your house and
(09:41):
then very slowly poorly doing chores.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, I certainly wouldn't the same reason I don't have
one of those robot vacuums.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I'm on the fence about that.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't know what to think about myself right now.
I feel like I'm failing myself. Steve, would you, for
the purpose of convenience, have someone surveiling your house and
then where a VR had set and do chores very slowly, poorly?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You're answering the question while you realize those things have
to collect all the data that it learns, right, It
doesn't just get rid of it, so it has to
learn on the fly.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
So where they storing all that data?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
I don't need to know everything about me?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well in order for them to fold your bridges, they do,
you know.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I'll sacrifice folding my own bridges.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Then.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I just I don't want anything that badly for convenience,
you know what I mean? I don't. I think we're humans,
think that convenience is a thing that we have to attain,
and sometimes it's a curse.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Right Yeah, some people in our age group, like back
in the day when your car only had the crank
up windows and not the electric windows, then we get
all these electric things, electric seeds, electric, all of that,
and then more things go wrong if one wired breaks.
Now we don't have access to roll our window up
or scooter O chair up.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It's not I will say. My very first car that
I had was a I don't even know what year
it was. I'm just surprised it wasn't pulled by horse.
It was a Wick Skyhawk sounds Skyhawks, and whenever I
turned left, it went ooh, and that's I told you
that story. I was listening to Sympathy for the Devil
one day and I heard an extra ooh and there
(11:13):
and it was my car. Anyway. The horn very very
very weakly honked at people everywhere, but the all my friends.
You know, I was very lucky to have this car.
I'm not complaining at all. I was very very lucky
to have it. It had probably eleven thousand million miles
on it. It broke down all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, we grew up in an era where more convenience
actually meant more things could go wrong.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yes, But I will say I had the roll down
window and I felt like a poor like. I felt
like Laura Ingle's wat like on the prairie with paw
and maw having to roll down my window. Oh my gosh,
if I don't have Wi Fi for like five seconds,
I'm like, oh my gosh, time to go in the
preper parantory. We're all gonna die. I mean immediately, I
(11:59):
really felt that to me felt like camping. Having to
roll down the window.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Have you ever put duct tape on your window just
so you could pull the window up me? And yeah,
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Although one time my locked stopped working and I couldn't
get out of my car one time, and I didn't
have a I didn't have a mobile phone. This was like,
this is like nineteen ninety eight, and I just had
to sit in my driveway and my car locked in
it until one of my parents, my mom or my
stepdad came out and was like, you're missing. I literally
couldn't get out. Nothing worked. And that was after the
(12:34):
thing on my window fell off, and I couldn't even
do that. I was so helpless. Anyway, So my point
being like, I kind of I'm I'm interested in having
a robot vacuum, but at the same time, you're basically
(12:55):
inviting what is the technological version of a face in
your house, and you know, letting it run all over
your I just don't you know, I don't like that.
I don't I don't want something up when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I know that there was a person in some building
somewhere controlling that robot. I thought this robot was just autonomous.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
They had the gut, like do they have to be
in the room with you, like you get You don't
just buy the robot, you get this indentured servant with it,
like this person. So wait a minute, why don't you
just have like a regular person. You're gonna get a
robot to do the job. And then there's a person
(13:37):
standing behind a curtain doing the job. Instead of taking
five minutes to look three things in the dishwasher, man,
the person could put down the damn VR headset just
go do it with their hands. I mean, this is
one of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life.
People are gonna get it, you know that. I don't
(13:57):
like that. It's a soft body too, with like a
fabric covering. That's nasty. That was the first thing I noticed,
more so than the person behind the curtain. I was like,
that's dirty. That's gonna collect germs and be stained and
then you're gonna like somebody will have company over and
they're gonna be like, look at your hobo robot, and
your hobo Bot's gonna be all dirty and messy because
(14:18):
it has a canvas body. Anyway, that's not it's not
it's not helpful. That's not helpful. Just do it your
damn self. At that point, I've seen the movie I Robot.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You know, people are gonna use it for murder. They're
gonna they're gonna hide and use that robot to go
on murder people. It's gonna I'm telling you, that's what's
It's gonna be ee Robot. We're gonna and then it'll
end up as twenty eight days later. That's what's gonna happen.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Quick five, all right, So first up, a woman accidentally
I think we I don't know if this is this
is I don't know if this is one of the
ones that we've had before. A woman who got body
parts sent to her instead of her medication. It sounds
very similar to a headline that we've had before. But
this woman she ordered medication. You would never by the way,
I just want to caution you, you would never have
(16:13):
this happen at All Family Pharmacy, Allfamilypharmacy dot Com, Last
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your order. I'm just saying they would not send you
body parts, because this place did. They sent this lady
literal body parts. It literally misdelivered body parts in the corner.
Had to go retrieve them and take them back to
the morgue. They said, sometimes there's ship for transplants and
(16:35):
research purposes. But she literally got a delivery Wednesday night.
She thought it was her medication, and she opened the
box and there were some arms and fingers in it
instead of her medication. I'm just wondering what kind of
medication she has delivered, because I don't know how big
of a box you need to ship an arm. But
(16:56):
I'd be like, this seems a little bit bigger than
what I was anticipating. And I don't know if it's
like a cold packed or what I'm like to you know,
I'd be like, is this a steak that someone sent me?
One of the order from mail stakes, I don't know,
but they said, apparently the incident involves an airline company,
a free company, and a courier, so you had three
chances to like somebody to stop it, and it didn't happen.
(17:16):
A bank robber stole four hundred dollars in one dollar
bills and asks the police if he can please keep
the money for his jail commissary. That's not really how
that works. Forty two years old, he was arrested. He
robbed a bank. It's the city's first bank robbery in
hunting a bank in Ohio in what since twenty ten?
(17:38):
And it's all on camera. And he fled on foot
four hundred dollars and one hundred and one dollar bills.
Of course he was quickly apprehended, but he wanted to
keep the money so he could buy stuff in prison.
Is funny. US Space Force is going to use three
weapons to jam Chinese satellites via remote control. Should we
be like, I don't know advertising this in the press,
(17:59):
Hey China, guess what we're doing. We're gonna be jamming
YO satellites. I just feel like this is something we
shouldn't announce. The military is close to fielding two weapons
designed to temporarily or I think they meant to say
temporarily or temporarily. Maybe they didn't mean temporarily jam Chinese
and Russian intelligence surveillance and reconnaissance satellites, so you have
three counter space. You don't tell them that we have this.
(18:22):
I mean, if there's one thing that my tax dollars
go towards, it's too super spooky stuff in defense of
our nation that you probably shouldn't be broadcasting like this.
By the way, the weapons are called meadow lands. That
sounds almost nice, doesn't it. Yeah, metal lands and remote
(18:42):
sensing terminals meatal lands. I mean, imagine you're going and
it's just a giant space lazer that jams you're sat
It's funny. Oh my gosh. So I just maybe you'd
be careful about putting this stuff out there. I don't know,
maybe they meant to A new driver was spinning in
circles around a church park lots cops in South Carolina.
It was near Myrtle Beach. I mean, somebody's having a day,
(19:05):
that's all it is. They were apprehended because they were
driving recklessly. Also, they were completely nude and smelled strongly
of alcohol, said police. The guy was arrested in charge
with all kinds of stuff, including lots of cocaine. We
got more on the waystick with us.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Like SAMs through the outer Glans. So are the days
of the United States.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
I saw your voicing Professor on Bridge and the new
Harry Harry Potter audiobooks.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I was worrying.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Are you aware that some fans are calling for a
boycott giving jk Rowans ongoing campaign against France people.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I was not aware of that to know. I'm very sorry.
You know. I think we're all living in a period
of time right now. We're all gonna have to figure
out how to live together, aren't we, And we've all
got very different opinions, so I hope that we can
all find respect.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't what's the problem with what she said. People
are getting upset with care Knightley for some reason. I
think she's lovely and that's a stupid question to ask,
but she was being very nice about it. She's doing
the voice of Dolores Umbrage in the audiobook of Rallying's
book series. So James McAvoy, Kit Harrington, Simon Pegg, Matt Barry,
(20:18):
who's very good and I think people are trying to
get there again. These people wake up. They're so miserable.
These people live such miserable lives. They take joy in
being miserable to everybody. And they're just trying to find
someone that they can get upset with. And they're picking now,
(20:39):
they're trying to pick her. And so she was doing
this interview with this I'm this cider, this lame publication,
and they are asking her this question, and you know,
she kind of laughs about it, and they're saying, oh,
she laughed. Can you believe she laughed? And can you
believe she said she didn't know? Because she's not a
loser like you people. She doesn't sit around here and
(21:00):
do burn book mean Girls style and figure out who's
fighting with who. And quite honestly, these people who are
getting upset over JK. Rowling, shut the hell up. No
one cares about your stupid opinions. Okay, you have not
even contributed one artistic anything remotely close to the level
of artistry that she has given to the arts and
entertainment community. These people are mad. They're trying to force
(21:21):
compliance with their costplay. If they were truly happy, they
would just live their lives content with how they view themselves.
But that's not enough, because their problem is inward, not outward.
They want to force all of you everyone else to
affirm their cosplay, and if you don't, you not, they, insanely,
in their view, are the bigot. It's insane. These are
(21:43):
actions of insane people make mental institutions great again. And
to go after her for it. I thought she handled
that idiotic question wonderfully. I would not have been as nice.
She handled it very nicely. I thought she was very
calm and chill, and she was very respectful with her opinions.
(22:05):
How can you get mad over her saying, well, we
all have different opinions, so I hope that we can
all find respect. Well, I'm mad. That's what these people
are saying. They're mad at her for saying that everyone
has opinions and that we should all be respectful of
people's opinions, which I don't think you should be. But
I even think she's too nice there. I don't If
your opinion is stupid, I have no respect for it.
No one is owed respect for an opinion. You aren't
(22:28):
owed respect at most. You are owed indifference. That is it.
You're not owed anything else but in difference, So she's
even very nice there. But as one correctly notes, they
want her to pick a side. What team are you on?
They want her to put the jersey on what team
they're trying to determine. See, they're sniffing you out like
(22:51):
some jack booted thugs. They're sniffing you out. That's what
she's not. She's removing herself from that. She's not playing that.
I always find it interesting you have some lowly reporter
who probably eats cat food and can't make ends meat
because they decided they wanted a major and get a
job in a completely unrealistic, dying industry, and so they
ask someone who's infinitely more talented and more successful a
(23:13):
stupid question like this, and that is the way to
elevate their own profile and maybe gain wider acceptance and
larger and more ascended professional circles. They decide to stoke
a witch hunt like this. It's stupid, So good on
her for giving. Not really, but you know, rhetorically kind
of a middle finger to this. Thanks for tuning in.
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