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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
All right, So Furhurst up here. Because of the Hurricane Milton,
people could catch fish in the street. It's actually not
a bad gig be able to just like walk out
your front porch and go catch fish in the street.
At this was in College Park area. Two men caught
a large.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Bass on a flooded Orlando road.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, and a dude in a writing mower came cruising
down the middle of the street. I mean this all
happened at the same time. Dude was bass fishing in
the street and another dude was driving a writing lawnmower
like a weather report no joke, right, yeah, it's like
a scene and weather report.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
And he came like he came cruising through right through
the middle of this of the of the scene, and
they had a news crew there and he didn't have
a care in the world. And the guy released the
bass back on the water and he's like, we came
out here to fish after the storm. He's like, you know,
it's not fun for people whose stuff get ruined. He's like,
you know what are you gonna do right now? Just
you know, everything's flooded. You're out there trying to you know,
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that's all you can do.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
It's too funny.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
This, a bearded floor to man, casually joined a women's
only poker tournament and he won five thousand dollars and
got away with it. He was the anti discrimination legislation,
so they can't ban men from entering into a women's tournament.
So he ended up defeating the female lead and took
home over five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
According to the Las Vegas Review, there's video of it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Some of the some players were putting a bounty on him.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
They said, good luck, but not really.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But yeah, he entered into the tournament and he couldn't
they couldn't keep him out of it. Yeah, he did
beat all the women, that is correct. He beat all
of the women.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
This can you this story?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Have you ever had a dream and then and like
you're mad at your spouse or something in your dream
and you wake up and it takes a second to
realize you're not dreaming, and you're like, and you're mad
at them for absolutely nothing. So this woman was charged
with domestic violence because her okay, so she got mad
at her husband and attacked him because there was a
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woman on television. They were watching television and the woman
on TV reminded her of her husband's former fling. It's
Coral Springs Police. They responded to the call at a
residence at a residence and the caller sat a verbal
argument between the spouses. The couple got they had over
apparently the guy had cheated on her with this chick
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and the some woman on television it resembled the chick
that he had cheated on his wife with, and the
wife got mad attacked the husband and that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, and yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
She threw all kinds of items at him, She scratched
and bit him.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I mean he did cheat, so.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
But they said that he he actually finally she look.
He took her to the ground because she wouldn't she
wouldn't stop aggravating him and biting him and scratching him,
so he forcibly took her to the ground and held
her there, and then she tried to complain to the
police that she was the victim because he had he
had used force on her. Girl, you were scratching and
hitting him, Like, what did you think was gonna happen
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gome on. So she was arrested and taken After they investigated,
they're like, yeah, you're the battie. So they took her
to jail, Broward County Jail. Course, Like what, I guess
they hadn't gotten past that. I guess they hadn't worked
through it. Two dudes try to rob a construction site
during Milton and they deservedly got stuck.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Oh, winter Garden.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
They tried to take advantage of the state of emergency
in Polk County.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
They were at a construction site.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
They were trying to load up on what they thought
was gonna be an easy steal, and now.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
They got stuck.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
They actually got stuck, and Pole County sheriffs arrived and
they took them to Pole County jail.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
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Speaker 6 (03:59):
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Speaker 7 (04:07):
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to God as the author of the laws of nature
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their creator with certain inalienable rights. Far from being hostile
or indifferent to religion, America's founders understood the theology of
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Speaker 6 (04:46):
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Speaker 3 (05:00):
I made Kane mad on break. He's like, oh, he's
so mad right now.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
This is what he does.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
It's like when I say old people are innocent, you
always say I say, that's.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Not my problem. You don't like old people. That's a
whole different topic.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You always exaggerate my point.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
He's so mad right now, He's like human. We had
this huge We just had this huge debate off off air.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
First off, welcome back.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Dane to lash with you or at the bottom of
the second hour, because I have not wanted to talk
about it because I think it's dumb.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'm I'm gonna be honest. Let me set it up
like this.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
First off, you know, when when people say that they
don't trust their government, I get it. A lot of
people have no reason to trust. I mean, in fact,
it's like a part of our American DNA. It's the
whole reason why we're not a direct democracy and why
we have a republic, a constitutional republic, because it empowers
the people against the government, and you're supposed to have
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a healthy suspicion of it, right, I get it. I
also probably get it more than the average bear, because
I've been targeted by my government, and I've been harassed
by my government, and I've been put upon and besieged
by my government. I've been called a domestic terrorist by
literal city members of government simply because I support natural
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enumerated rights like you know, your right of self defense,
it's Second Amendment.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So I get it, Like I said.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
A little bit more than the average bear about distrust
for government. I always have joked over the years, I'm
like two steps above anarchy. I believe in a constitutional
republic Article one, section eight, and nothing more. Everything else
is noise. And I've said this even before the Tea Party,
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when I helped to found the second Tea Party, going
around the country and getting out the vote, et cetera.
I mean, I've seen it, I've experienced it, I've been
through it. All that said, no, I do not believe
the federal government is driving hurricanes into Florida to kill
people before an election.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't believe that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Now do I think that there exist things, you know,
patents for different weather applications for the lack of a
better way to put it, Absolutely, But the existence of
a patent doesn't mean that the technology or the thing exists.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I mean, that's you know, IP one A one.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But I say that because I know that some people,
and I am friends with individuals that are on a
scale of yeah, maybe they're you concede clouds two, they're
driving hurricanes into Florida like that.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
That's a pretty big scale.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I have friends all over it on that scale, and
I listened to them and I'm like, okay, wait a minute,
hold up. I mean, we struggle to make even clouds
full of rain right now, So what makes you think
we're going to be able to control like an entire
I have had a friend that told that honestly believes
and has told me that the federal government is literally
controlling the hurricanes, and that's why there's so many more hurricanes,
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and they're whipping them up in the water out there,
and they're like driving them towards Florida. I'm not kidding you.
I don't want to name any names. And I love
this individual. I don't dislike them, and I'm not making
fun of them. I just think they're so wrong. And
I told my friend, I said, I go, what strikes
me is that this is like the right's version of
climate change in a way, like to this extent. And
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Kane totally disagrees with me, and so he's like, you
don't believe in ionic whatever drones with copper wires in
the sky, do you know? And he got so mad
at me during break because Cane is one of them.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
He's one of them.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I am only stating that, No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You're pretending to triangulate.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
You're what we're doing is you're trying to assign something
that I'm doing, which is not what's happening.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
That's what you're doing, if you needed to be clear about.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
But what I'm doing is just telling you the scientific
data that actually shows the electric field in the ion
A sphere. If you looked up the actual usage of
like say harp, for example, Do you understand what harp
does and how it affects atmospheric energies?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yes, that I'm talking about hurricanes.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
This is under the right. I know you want to
take the absurd.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm not taking absurd.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
This is what people I've had, people, very good people,
very smart people, try to argue this with me.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
So somehow I'm curious with you when I can't get
a word in edgeways.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I just want to make sure that you were accurately
representing my position, kne I was.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Isn't that what you the absurd?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
And you're like purple purple.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Whales at this guy that's stupid.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Yeah no, but no, I'm giving an example. You went
to the absurd and you then decided to be.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Against You do what you do, think that's absurd ricanes
to the country. Yeah that's okay, okay, that's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, And that is literally all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So why are you so mad.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
At exactly what I was saying? Because you kept acting
like it wasn't what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's why.
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Well, now we're trying to assign what I was saying,
Like I said something differently than what I said.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's what I was. That's I'm not mad.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm not mad, oh man, oh Man, I because I
see people who and there's been like a lot of
you know, discussion.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I was telling my friend this.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
My friends like, you don't think that we have you know,
it's twenty twenty four in our government's like one hundred
years ahead of us in technology, And I'm like, I
actually don't believe that, I mean, the same government. Look,
I can't also entertain the idea that our government is
supremely incompetent and then also is like late years ahead
of with all this tech.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Like I can't reconcile that. That's why I don't necessarily
believe it. Look how many things they absolutely fubar up.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
And like five years ago, if you were to tell me,
you know what, dude, vaccines are horrible actually for you,
I would have been like, that's crazy. We vaccines are
credited with saving thousands upon hundreds of.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Thousands, said five years ago, can I I would have
said a couple of them, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Have Yeah, maybe, but you wouldn't have then questioned the
entire big pharma that we see today and the behemoth
that we now know that it is. I know, I'm
just saying that five years ago wouldn't have been as
severe as post COVID. You never said a damn thing
about the big pharma before COVID.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Give me a break. You can't prove it either.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Actually that's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But it was like, it's like about putting all the
kids like on ADHD meds and all this stuff and.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Like and it's like that talking about that. I've totally
written about it.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
Yeah, so that went deeper. It wasn't just oh, we
got to treat ADHD. It was oh, damn these But
I will say.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Vaccines could be a little distinction there though, because the
vaccines that that that you're talking about, and I question
like we all questioned the guard to sell and all
this other stuff. But even okay, let's establish that whether
or not you agree or support all of the shots
that the ones that were there have been out there
for a long time, right, Yeah, when.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I was a kid, there were nine, like maybe nine
you had to take when I was a kid in
the seventies.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
So they've been out there for a while.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
The coronavirus one is legit, like brand new for sure,
but no studies, no adverse nothing established on it. So
a lot of the people were pointing out, like, that's
we don't want to do that because there's nothing, we
have no information about it.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
And then you would have people in the media, why
do you hate all the vaccines.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Because people were saying that one's new, there's no studies
on any adverse reaction, there's no long term nothing, it's
not been around as long as these others. Yeah, and
they were unfairly characterized.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
And that prompted us to look into what's in these
other vaccines, possibly because we've seen an uptick since the
seventies and eighties on these things you just mentioned, like ADHD,
autism and stuff like that, so we wanted to look
and see. And the common denominator in these vaccines, even
though old and trusted ones like you said.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Use as at that far.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Use as a preservative thym arisol, which is mercury. And
if you can explain to me why they allow you
to inject three times the amount of mercury in your
veins but won't allow it in a cannon.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Cigarettes are safe kine. FDA says, So, really.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Is there cigarettes in the vaccine, because that's what I'm.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Talking I government things certain things are safe.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
When I get saying they've been using for decades mercury
as a preservative in these vaccines, and that heavy metal
is what's been causing a lot of these other issues
the vaccines themselves. If it were just like the old
school like you talked about, which is just the dead
virus to help your body, kind of leve that's not
what's happening and that's not what's been happening since the seventies.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yes, yes, look look at all you're sitting over there,
like I can hell, which he sits up straight a
certain way, and he has his arms a certain way.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I can totally tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I have to move to the mic, saying, but.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I do think that with some of this stuff we got,
we gotta be a little careful. Some of the folks
out there need to be a little careful. Look, I said,
you know, I get it. You don't need to convince me.
I've been called a domestic terrorist by my government, and
I've been completely harassed by my government before, just simply
for supporting enumerated rights I understand totally, but I also
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don't think that our government is both completely incompetent and
they can't fund a hurricane disaster relief, but also have
all the technology to literally drive hurricanes towards Florida and
other Republican areas. I just don't believe that the two
things can coexist. I don't believe it. So we got
to like get to pick one. But the other.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Thing, too, is the media has been seizing on this.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I think as a way, they've written more about this
than they have about the disaster that is FEMA. And
my other reason for cautioning people about it is any
time that anything is given as a tool of distraction,
the left and the media will seize upon it and
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they will focus entirely on that and they will ignore
the other issue, because, look at it, the bigger issue
is what with you all of these tax dollars people
have paid into the government, federal government, federal taxes, and
then they turn around when people need that return on
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the investment of their tax dollars, where is it, Well,
it's gone to illegal immigrants. And then they try to argue, well,
no it hasn't, but yes it has, because you guys
have said yourselves. I mean this spending is literally on
the government website. It's over at DHS, which is where
FEMA is under By the way, the head of DHS
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I saw this, Leandro Majorcis he's spent. He was out
shopping recently, and he also went to go eat some
enjoy some sushi.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
He spent.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
He went to North Carolina, he spent under six hours
there and then he left to go to Nobu to
get sushi, which is like a fancy sushi place, No Boo.
And he spent less than six hours visiting the hurricane
hit areas of North Carolina, then ran back to d
C and had some very expensive sushi, and he probably
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spent more.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Time at No Boo.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
And then he's probably spent more time shopping and eating
sushi than he did actually in the hurricane hit areas.
And he was he left the establishment. He had a
little take home bag too.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
When he left.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You have a little doggy bag, Cane, you have no boo.
Doggie bag does not understand optics. DHS is a joke.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He does not understand optics at all. A man, not
nobody in this administration. Does you have Joe Biden on
the beach when the hurricane's hitting the first one. And
then you have Kamala Harris sitting for Vogue on October seventh,
while she's also simultaneously trying to attack Florida. I mean,
you see the mess that this is.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
This is such a mess.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
None of these people have any self awareness. Say it
what you said?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Say it.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
I bet Majorcis only eats California.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I bet he is too, so it is.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's the same sushi.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I'll just have the California roll. I bet he does.
I bet that's all he does. I bet you're right,
though he does look like a cold fish Doney extrava.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Everybody everybody's singing.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I wish they are could eat California.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yop.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
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Speaker 8 (18:43):
You, and now all of the news you would probably miss.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It's time for Dana's quick five.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Oh let's see here first and foremost apologies. I got
this little frozen a little bit so this and we're
gonna get We're gonna actually come back when we come
back up our headlines.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I got a whole bunch of polling to go over
with you. This is some latest stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A bank TD Bank was finding three billion dollars for
failing to monitor money laundering from fentanyl, terrorism and human trafficking.
I would just think that all of those are crimes anyway,
So you're just not what you're you're you're not monitoring
the money wandered for crime.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's all crimeing.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
They said that from FINNANHL to narcotics trafficking, terrorist financing,
and human trafficking, their chronic fails provided blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Don't care because none of us.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Are affected by this. Are we are we affected by those?
I don't give a rats ask. Let's see hackers. Now,
this is interesting because I saw this yesterday. You guys
know the wayback machine. Yeah, everybody knows that, because that's
how we always get our receipts right, because whenever Democrats
try to squab stuff, whenever.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
They try to hide things.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Hackers claim to catastrophic Internet archive attack and of course
it was a bunch of pro Hamas goat lovers, the
activist movement as launched a they had. It was a
Prohamas hactivist movement that decided to launch a catastrophic cyber
attack revealing the details of thirty one million people, compromising
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their email addresses, screen names. It was in counter on
x that claims responsibility, and of course it had to
do with Hamasa blah blah blah, and the wayback Machine
was inaccessible on and off. So that's I've never heard
that happening now with the wayback Machine. That's that's the
Internet's archive. If you don't know what that means, Like
they take screenshots. They have like screenshots of like every
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web page ever provided that there was like something that
charlled it, you know when when on that particular date
for something that you're looking for specifically.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
So that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
These market watches trying to say groceries are more affordable,
and I'm pretty sure that this was written by some
Platinum extension. Karen, who sits in New York Fifth Avenue
office and only has like people bring her groceries from Instacart,
pretty sure she had no idea what's happening, because I
mean I've literally noticed this. I've noticed, in fact, I've
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noticed several of the recipes that I make, and it's
not that they're bougie. It's like two and a half
almost three times more than what it was like I
I to and look, when you grow up poor in
a rural part of the country, as I have done.
Unlike Kamala Harris, who is literally a privileged princess who
doesn't know what struggle or middle classes. When you've grown
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up in that area and you've come from nothing and
you've learned how to make the most with food and
recipes and everything else, you really pay attention to this
stuff and you don't go out and get like the
bougiest things, right, you still have that mentality.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I mean, this is so this.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I've noticed this for meat, for basic brand off brand stuff,
it's like two and a half to three times more.
So this idea that they're trying to sell us that
it has an increase step off meet the business into
a broom in an unflattering way, because that's a complete lie.
It's an absolute lie, and everybody knows it. We all
know it. You guys know you know how much you're paying.
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What do they This aggravates me. They try to lie
about like this. Let's see and uh, Marshaun Lynch is
hinting at a run for Oakland mayor.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Hmm, interesting Marshaun Lynch mayor Lynch former Super Bowl champ.
He thinks he's looking at mayor. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash here with you
at the bottom of this first hour I'm gonna apologize
in advance what I'm about to do to y'all.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I had to watch this. No, don't you dare get
sit down, sit down.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I see you getting ready to get up off from
your desk, like, oh, I'm just gonna go ahead and Doug.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Sit down, you coffee can wait. You're gonna listen. You're
gonna watch this because this is horrible.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
So we know that Harris has the Harris Harry Walls campaign.
They've been trying to buy influencers. They've been putting these
ads out on TikTok all this other stuff. I think
I've seen it. I think, guys, I've found the worst
ad of the political cycle. I think I found it.
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It's well, we're gonna play it for you and then
we're going to dissect because it's a bunch of dudes.
They you know, they're very it's very important. They're trying
to get the men's vote, the dude's vote, the dude
bros Vote.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Well, this is the ad they think is going to
do that trick. I need you to watch this something.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man man,
and I'm man enough.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I'm man enough. To enjoy a barrel proof bourbon.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Neat Man enough to cook my steak rare.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Man enough to deadlift five hundred and break out of
my daughter's hair.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Do you think I'm afraid to rebuild a carburetor?
Speaker 5 (23:40):
How you carburetors for breakfast? I'm afraid of bears.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's what beer hugs are for.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
I'll tell you another thing. I sure I'm not afraid
of women.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm not afraid of women.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
I'm not afraid of women.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
They want to control their bodies.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I say go for it. They want to use IVY,
have to start a family. I'm not afraid of families.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
They want to be child as cat ladies have all
the cats you want.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Woman wants to be president, Well, I hope she.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Has the guts to look me right in the eye
except my bull throated endorsement.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Because I'm mad enough to support man.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Enough to know what kind of doing that tight.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Man enough to admit I'm lost even when I refuse
to ask for directions.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Man enough to not ban young women from reading Little.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Women or one of those pants books that the sisters like.
I'm man enough to raw Dog of Flight it sucked,
not worth it.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm man enough to be emotional.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
In front of my horse. I'm man enough to tell
you that I cry. I love actually Goodwill, hunting Well,
side Story and Brett, and I'm sick of so called
men domineering, belittling, and controlling women just so they can
feel more powerful. That's not how my mama raised me.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I love women.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I love women who support their families.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Women who decide not to have families.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Women who take charge, and I'm man enough to help
them win.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Wow. Wow, So where to start with those one kids?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
So if we can do one, I'm sorry to put
this upon you, poor one. If we can do a
side by side, We're just gonna pause and go through
these gents, because these all were This is a real ad.
This is I when I first saw it. If I
had not been told, and I had not known that
it was a real ad, I would think that it
was fake, right, I would think that it was a
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fake ad.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Let's look at this guy right here, tweaky mctwig stick.
So my grandfather was a rancher, and my grandfather was musclely.
He was one hundred percent muscle. He was shredded wheat
this guy, well, his shirt's blocking his arm. But he
looks like, you know, have you ever heard like, Oh, well,
I guess they skip leg day. He skipped all of
it day forever. And he's sitting there and he goes
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in my horse, and he noticed and he looks at
the horse and the horse is out of frame and
that you can hear the horse like, you know, kind
of breathe. That's not his horse. This guy looks totally
uncomfortable standing there. And why is he so meant? Why
is he so bitchy? Why is he so This guy's mad.
This guy's a puppy kicker, you know he is. Then
we have the can we get the guy who eats
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carburetors for breakfast?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Real quick? I think, uh, I mean who? No, stop
at this guy? Oh no, no wait, well I go back,
go back, go back. Let's go to this queen on
the truck. Oh no, this guy?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Whoa what men men out there? Who among you sits
like this? Who among you sits like this?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I do want to have a pain in that upper
thigh area on the right.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
No, you don't shut up. See you don't sit like you.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Can't even see ittle wand doesn't sit like this?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
This is like a pageant pose.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I'll be like, oh, my cramp.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
He looks like an Arrested Development character. He's Buster. This
is Buster from Arrested Development.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I like women. I'm sure you do, Francis, I'm sure
you do. Yes, I have a deep throated supportive women.
He actually said that phrase. Are they trolling us? At
this point? Linguige? Are they troll at this point?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And then at one point, I kid you not, I'm
not afraid of bears. He said that. He says it,
I bet you aren't either, slick. Oh my gosh, who
I mean? The fact that he's this pose, this pageant
pose on the edge of the truck like this.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Man alive.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I nobody believes you can't. They can't even define women.
But nobody believes this dude, but can't for real?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
This like I said, I mean, if I had a
cramp on my right upper thigh, that's how.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Or if you were gay you'd sit like this.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I'd be like, wow, my cramp is really.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
In fact, they're gay men I know who don't even
sit like this. That's that's nobody says like this. If
you have a penis, you don't sit like this.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Okay, can we let's go to the carburetor dude.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well we got we got this guy who I guess
he's channeling DMX. Then we got the guy already carburetors
for breakfast. It made me think of Happy Gilmore when
you had that one dude. He was like, I eat
pieces of blink like gave for breakfast, and Happy Gilmore's like,
you eat pieces of blank for breakfast?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
What's wrong with you? This guy? I eat carburetors for breakfast.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Wrong type of carb, lunchbox, that's not what we're talking about, Okay, pong.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Type of carb. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And then we got who's the guy who looks like
they pulled him out from under a bridge? He looks
like he would sell bridged in him to Frank and
always Stunny in Philadelphia, got the Queen. We got this
guy who's I don't know, Oh, here we are if
we can get a wider shot at him, wan and
I don't care if you roll it on the side there.
So this guy, I want you to notice his shirt.
The first thing I noticed, aside from the fact that
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this guy was working on a bm he was working
on a BMW, is uh he has a super clean
brand new what work bench looks like a ha never
been used. And his sleeves look professionally distressed. And if
we can't get a wider shot of him, you'll notice
something really interesting about his arms, because his arms in
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his you know that he has in this professionally distressed
shirt his arms.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Well, there's a raging farmer's.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Tan that he has. Want's pulling it up. I don't
care if it's side by side one. We can let
the people see how the sausage is made. It's all right,
they like looking at these fools.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
It's okay.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
This this guy has the craziest farmer's tan ever. When
you wear button down shirts and you rip the sleeves
off of them, look at his farmer's tan. This man
does not wear a shirt like that often, Kane, does
he know? He does not?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
I want to and we can put this side by
side O. Yes, keep it up there.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
This dude the raging farmer's tan. This dude is not
used to wearing these shirts, and it's professionally. Just look
how clean and pressed it is. Look how press that
shirt is. You all know this man does not dress
like this. This man is like a mall Santa, and
he goes home to his house in the valley.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
You know, after a long day.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
This man is not and where he's not working on
a Harley, he's not working on an Indian.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
And that a BMW or a little yeah yeah, it
isn't it? Okay? Well, who among you with your sleeveze
ripped off? Has one of them? I mean I I
with bikers in my family, None of them. They all
it's all Harley are Indian. That's all it is.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
And can we note one of the things that I've
noticed a lot of you out there, all of the men.
Immediately we're talking about his quote clean pine work bench,
an inornan amount of you.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
We're very upset with us. Look at that.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Look how clean that pine. I mean, it is like
the freshly fault. It's like freshly shorn pine, whatever you
want to call it, felled, freshly felled pine. And this
guy his farmer's tand he's not used to that shirt.
He's working on a bougie bike. I got all the
tools in that in the back. I don't know who
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keeps their garage. That cleaned psychos And then the clean
pine work bench. This dude, this cat right here, None
of these people are real. And by the way, I
also thought that they couldn't define what a woman is.
Oh but man, this ad is unbelievable. It is unbelievable.
I'm not afraid of women. You can't even define them. Yeah,
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that's no, I'm not afraid of bears, I bet slick,
But they can't define what women are. They actually thought
this was gonna work. They put this ad out because
they're trying to go for dudes. I don't know any
dude who would look at this and I'd see themselves.
The guy at the fend this lunchbox, what did he say?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I like, go good, whatever, shut up, nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
The only guy who some up believable is the guy
on the work bench because he's got or the bench
because he's got ustles. This dude, this is the only
dude that's so unbelievable because he actually looks like his
body type.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Matches the activity in which he is pictured.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
But I also don't believe that that's his garage, because
nobody has a garage acclaim unless they're psychos.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Nobody, I don't believe you.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
So I am just shocked, just shocked at this.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Because it's so bad.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
The whole premise is based on assuming men are scared
of women, Like nobody's get all.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
These virgins, nobody, all of them, even that old man,
all of them.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, it's going to relate to this, unfortunately for the
Kamala campaign.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah, I mean the guy in the truck though, who's
posing like I mean this pageant. He doesn't have a cramp.
He sat like that the whole ad, pin the whole ad.
He sits like this. He looks nervous. He looks like
he's like a customer of Matthew Shepherd. He's all tweaked
out on meth. That's what he looks like.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
If you have a bullet wound right there. He's just
holding pressure on it.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I've got theories. It's probably because he's gay.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Actually, again, I will say, I don't know gay dudes
who sit like this and who are sloppy like they'll
get a shirt. I'll sloppy it is, and he's got moves.
I mean, don't wear a fitted shirt like that, dude,
or like, at least wear a little hat shield. You know,
if you're gonna only the ladies are gonna understand that reference.
And that's all right, But this is the ad they
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came out with because they're trying to they're trying to
get the gents, they're trying to get them in. And
it's all, as Kane said, based upon this premise that
men are scared of women and that's why they're not
voting for Kamala Harris. It can't be that she's completely
inadequate as a candidate. It can't believe that she's completely unaccomplished. No,
it has to be because men are afraid of her. Now,
when you consider that logic, moll over the inherent sexism
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of it. Oh, no, it's not because of any shortcomings
on her side. The deficiency is on their side because
their men. So they're being judged as being afraid because
they're men, which is by itself sexist. So who's the
real sexist here? Where is the real sexism?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I mean, just because I think that.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You're raging Karen and that you shouldn't be in charge
of a household, much less the United States government, it
doesn't mean that I dislike you. I'm a woman. I
dislike Kamala Harris for the exact same reason that most
dudes do, because she is completely unaccomplished and annoying.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
It's not because I don't like my own sex.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's because I don't like it when someone who is
unaccomplished and is a ladder climber and wants the job
title without the work, nobody likes that. We're scared of
her incompetence. We're scared of how she might murk us
all in a third World war. We're scared of her
tanking the economy. But we're not scared of her because
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she's got a vagina.
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