October 2, 2025 • 23 mins
Greta Thunberg gets detained in her flotilla by Israel in an attempt to send more cash to Palestine. Meanwhile, Pope Leo reveals his opinion on abortion and immigration after being asked about a Cardinal honoring Sen. Dick Durbin.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Celtech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida man. All right, all right, so let's see we've
got so yesterday we had the guy who was going
(00:27):
one hundred and twenty four miles per hour and his
excuse to the police was well, I really got to
go to the bathrooms. Can you let me go? And
they're like, that's not how this works. Well, another guy
got in trouble for he was over one hundred miles
per hour. He was pulled over, Michael Stanek, and when
they said, why are you going over one hundred miles
(00:48):
per hour? And I think it was supposed to be
like what fifty forty five to fifty the speed because
I saw a different article, he said, well, you know,
I'm late to my barber appointment. Now, gents, I'm feeling
you as a lady. You know, I get the importance
of it. I'm feeling you right now so hard. But
you can't do that. The police did not accept that
(01:08):
as an excuse. They're like, maybe you should have left earlier.
You can't fly down the highway in like a forty
five to fifty over one hundred miles per hour, so
he got pulled over it he uh ended up getting
he went. He spent the night in jail, and he
bonded out at one hundred and fifty dollars. How do
you spend the night in jail? Did they just because
the body cam? They only released stills from the body
(01:30):
cam footage and it still looked like it was daylight?
So how did he not just get to bond out right?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Can't you just bond I don't know how the jail,
you know, having never been arrested, I don't know how
this works. Can't you just like bond out like immediately?
Why would the hell would you stay the night of jail?
I wonder if it has dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I wonder if it has to do with how many
miles per hour he was over the speed limit?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well? I guess so yeah, So a Florida man tried
to eat the evidence but it didn't work out. Well,
So he's a no felon known as Rambo. Clearly he's not,
and he got busted. It was a drug bust and
his name's Matthew Raymond Rambo fifty eight. He had an
(02:12):
active warrant already h and when they busted him, he
tried to eat everything. He tried to eat the money,
He tried to eat all of the crack cocaine. Oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. How was he alive? He
apparently ate like ten grams of crack cocaine and they
had to rush him to the hospital. So they and
(02:34):
he They saved him, and then they booked him into
the Martin County jail. So don't think that you're gonna
do that and get out of it either, because they
will save you and then jail you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hello, everybody, it's Kratituneboga.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She wasn't captured, she was the IDF was like, girl,
why are you so stupid? Welcome back to the program.
Dane Lash with a your top of the second hour. So
Greta Tunberg and the flotilla activists ZeVA trying to get
into Zagaza and ze Kuno gets through. My favorite part
was when they put cash and plastic bottles and then
(03:15):
threw them overboard because they thought that the water would
take it to the to the shore and that Gaza
would have aid. I am not making that up. Steve
can confirm because Steve and I were laugh in our
heads about it, our heads off about it during break.
I'm not making that up. That's a real thing. There
are photos. In fact, I think that was like one
of the videos that you guys saw that Wan had
(03:36):
put up because they they actually thought they could just
I don't know how far out they were, but that
they could just put stuff in uh, plastic bottles and
then that was going to do it. That was going
to get that was gonna get it over. But okay,
there you go. So the flotilla, the Greta Tuneberg flotilla.
(03:57):
Are you shocked that they once again did not make it?
How many times are they going to do this? They
call it a flotilla. Isn't it just like one yacht?
It was just one yacht. That's not even a flotilla.
By the way, what one's getting he's oh my gosh,
you guys, he's totally getting. In the video where they're
putting the stuff in plastic bottles, they're putting the Humanitarian
(04:20):
Aid in plastic bottles and throwing it overboard because they
think that the water gods will pull the plastic bottles.
I swear to you that's what they're doing here to
sure and that's look at all of the aid so
much a look, they just stopped all of it. They
(04:40):
ended amas right there with those two. They actually threw
plastic water bottles with just a couple of dollars in
it overseas. That's their idea of being a distributing aid.
They're a bunch of stupid fame horse. There is no
other way to say it. This is the most pathetic
fame hory thing that I've seen since I don't know,
can't Owens tries to hijack Charlie Kirk's memory in TPUSA anyway. Uh,
(05:05):
it's what do they call it? It's it was the
global flotilla whatever, And they were one vessel headed towards Gosst.
That's guys, that's a yachting excursion. That's a yachting excursion.
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
They what Cay, Do you know that they have a
float a global flotilla tracker?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh do they they do, and you get to.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Track where they dump plastic into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But I thought she loved the earth gretaphire. Are you
literally fires throw into plastic bottles in Sevata? I'm very
curious about this. So they made her sit down. Did
they give her another sandwich? How many sandwiches has she received?
This is like the second or third time, right, So
they're trying to challenge Israel's blockade, which has been in
(05:58):
place since two thousand and seven, because must won't stop
terrorizing everybody. And uh they yeah, the flo Look how
pathetic it is. The flotilla tracker. There they are, and
they look how far away they were, and they thought,
we're just gonna throw these bottles. It's the dumbest thing
I've ever seen. So they were intercepted again. They had
(06:19):
to sit down, put their little picnic blanket scarves on,
had their little frog hat and uh that's uh. I
don't know what they thought was gonna happen. This is
just this is not actually doing anything. They're not actually
doing anything positive. I just really don't understand the other
than fame, hoariness. I don't understand the point of it.
(06:43):
It doesn't what have they achieved, Kane, nothing, just feeding
themselves and having a little cruise on the ocean. They
you know what, they just like the mighty of sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
How can we go and get to another sandwich? Them?
Greta Tuneberg to throw plastic bottles into water.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I just can't. I can't with these people. So uh
oh wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, let me
look at this. This is this is uh oh, this
is Greta. She when so when the IDF intercepted them,
she was trying to call the Swedish government for help
et phone home audios on Bait eighteen. Please, my name is.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Givin chan By.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm a citizen of Sweden. If you are watching this video,
I have been abducted and taken against my will by
Israeli forces. Our humanitarian mission was non violent and abiding
by international law. Please tell my government to demand my
and the other's immediate release.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I find her to be tiresome and stupid, and I
think she is an embarrassment to humanity. Greta Thinberg, this
is what happens when you make idiots your messiah. And
she was in international waters. She was approaching the blockade
the If she wants to talk about kidnapping, she was
not abducted. No, the Beebis kids were abducted when their
(08:07):
mother and those two babies were abducted by Hamas, and
they were dragged off without shoes, without food or diapers,
that was what an abduction looked like. The women that
were raped to death, They were abducted from the music
festival and then they were taken into Gaza where and
they were raped to death in their breasts were cut off,
Greta Thunberg, You absolute entitled, wealthy brat, that is what
(08:31):
an abduction is. All of the people, the thousands who
never made it home on October seventh, and the ones
who were abducted and they were scootered away into Gaza
where Gazins worked with hamas to keep them in captivity.
That's what an abduction is. She's always the victim. What
(08:52):
did you think was gonna happen? No, they had hamas
that got into Israeli towns. They kidnapped civilians, They kidnapped women,
they kidnapped babies. There were infants ripped away from their
mothers that were kidnapped. That's what an abduction looks like,
you absolute entitled broad. She's too old for this. She's
(09:16):
not a teenager anymore. She's like an adult female somewhat.
Where are her ignorant parents at? I mean, I get
it that her mom never made it in Hollywood, and
so I guess she'd tried to prostitute her daughter out
as some claim to fame. But at some point it's
really embarrassing and you guys need to step in. If anything,
to say face, it's asinine. No, the abductions that took
(09:38):
place on October seventh, that's what abduction looks like. You
got on a yacht to party with your friends and
then you kind of bobbed towards gaza. You put money
in plastic bottles and threw it, threw it into the
water because that's how you decided to deliver aid. And
then the IDF intervened and they gave you a sandwich
and they send you back to your country. That's literally
(09:59):
the opposite of an abduction, you idiot. You got a
free plane ride back to your country. Again, that's literally
the opposite of an abduction. You disrespectful, illiterate moron. I
can't stand her, I can't stand all all though they
were abducted. No, no, the beabest kids were abducted, and
(10:23):
you know what, they didn't get a free plane ride
back home. They got sent home in boxes and the
two kids weren't even labeled correctly. The terrorists didn't even
care enough about the bodies of the babies to actually
put their correct names on the coffins. These people, it's
that mentality of how can I make this about me?
(10:45):
Every time? Every single time? So, yeah, she was she
wasn't abducted. No one would actually want to abduct her.
My gosh, she would have to put up with her.
Nobody would want to abduct her. Jimmy Christmas. As we
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time for Dana's Quick five. I'm still trying to get
over a Maxwell apartment because the Maxwell House Coffee they're
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changing it from house to apartment. I'm not kidding you.
You guys thought I was joking, Like I already got
two emails and then I got a ton of messages
and that's not act. Are you serious? I think that's
a meme. I swear to you it's real. I told
you no one was gonna believe me. That's real. It's real.
I'm not making it up to just like react to
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targeted ads based on your data and your AI chats. Well,
I don't have AI chats. I actually don't have any.
The only chat I ever did was I asked AI
(13:50):
to make a kid because what do you think I
look like? And you know how that's when it made
me have be a tank with guns for arms, not
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(14:13):
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Well they do that anyway, do you know sidebar how
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So if I whisper, will it still hear me?
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All right, all right? So a drone pilot was sentenced
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(15:28):
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(15:50):
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(16:11):
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where he was weighing in on a cardinal's decision to
honor Dick Durbin in the Senate. You know, very big
time pro abortion Senator Dick Durbin. Dick Durbin has been
in the Senate for how long? Okay, really long time.
He's yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to listen to
(17:59):
what he says here. He was asked about this. Listen.
This is the Pope's response.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Someone who says I'm against abortion but says I'm in
favor of the death penalty is not really pro life.
So someone who says that I'm against abortion but I'm
in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants or in
the United States. I don't know if that's pro life.
So they're very complex issues. I don't know if anyone
(18:26):
has all the truth on them. But I would ask
first and foremost that there'd be greater respect for one
another and that we search together, both as human beings
in that case, as American citizens or citizens of the
state of Illinois, as well as Catholics, to say we
need to, you know, really look closely at all of
(18:47):
these ethical issues and to find the way forward as church,
the church teaching on each one of them.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So I thought, equating a violent offender who exercises free
will to commit crimes that are so heinous that death
is an optional, an optional, justifiable penalty, to comparing that
(19:13):
to an innocent baby and then to illegal immigrants is
wildly illogical and intentionally deceptive. These are no these are
not difficult issues. These are not complex issues when you're
being honest, were there was a missed opportunity, opportunity for
(19:36):
the church with Robert sarah man Alive. I like what
my friend Seth Dylan said, because he goes, if you
redefine pro life to mean a defense of all life,
guilty or innocent, then you make the principle so absolute
and so expansive that it rules out every legitimate use
of deadly force, including self defense and just war. And
that's a moral nonsense. And he's absolutely correct the the
(20:01):
idea that you can compare a violent criminal who knowingly
commits atrocity so heinous that the established penalty is death.
To compare that person who exercises their own free will
(20:23):
to commit those atrocities to an infant who doesn't even
understand that yet, that is illogical. It's disingenuous. And as keynotes,
that criminal earned his punishment. Those are they are not
comparable things. And the Bible was quite clear about penalties.
(20:50):
I'm I just was shocked that someone who is the
Vicar of Christ in the Catholic Church would would make
that argument. Like I said, what a missed opportunity with
Robert Sarah, because I have a feeling that you wouldn't
have heard Cardinal Sarah say something like that at all. Whatsoever.
He's pretty clear in his wording, and of course this
(21:13):
comes the day after he blessed a block of ice
at a climate change event, that was what it was.
And then he put his hand on the ice and
we played that yesterday, blessed a block of ice at
a climate change event. He had nothing really to say
about Charlie Kirk. You have a time of massive Christian
revival right now and he's doing a climate change event
(21:35):
and talking about this. How tone deaf. That's incredibly tone deaf.
There was only one infallible person, and that was Christ.
It just kind of shocks me. Can I have that
big ceremony about climate change but you have someone who's
(21:56):
literally martyred for faith and there's not really anything on
that that that speaks to a problem that a lot
of churches have right now. We talked about that a
few weeks ago. Still haven't found a new church yet,
but it's we're ongoing and we're Church of Christ, so
it'll be Church of Christ. But the idea that I
(22:21):
just was shocked to hear that, because they're two entirely
different things, two entirely different things. If the church is
in trouble, it will be by its own hand, it
will be And these are grotesque. That comparison was so
grotesquely oversimplified, and it's such a completely vastly different variables
(22:46):
that are being compared there, and like I said, this
is these are not complex issues. You cannot compare the
end the ending of an infant's life in utero, to
just capital punishment against someone who, of their free will,
exercise behavior that caused such heinousness and such irreparable harm
(23:08):
and ended someone else's life. Those are not things that
you can compare. Let's beyond man Robert Sarah could have
had Pope Sarah. Well, that wouldn't have been his name.
He'd have picked a different name. But you know.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
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his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida man. All right, all right, so let's see we've
got so yesterday we had the guy who was going
(00:27):
one hundred and twenty four miles per hour and his
excuse to the police was well, I really got to
go to the bathrooms. Can you let me go? And
they're like, that's not how this works. Well, another guy
got in trouble for he was over one hundred miles
per hour. He was pulled over, Michael Stanek, and when
they said, why are you going over one hundred miles
(00:48):
per hour? And I think it was supposed to be
like what fifty forty five to fifty the speed because
I saw a different article, he said, well, you know,
I'm late to my barber appointment. Now, gents, I'm feeling
you as a lady. You know, I get the importance
of it. I'm feeling you right now so hard. But
you can't do that. The police did not accept that
(01:08):
as an excuse. They're like, maybe you should have left earlier.
You can't fly down the highway in like a forty
five to fifty over one hundred miles per hour, so
he got pulled over it he uh ended up getting
he went. He spent the night in jail, and he
bonded out at one hundred and fifty dollars. How do
you spend the night in jail? Did they just because
the body cam? They only released stills from the body
(01:30):
cam footage and it still looked like it was daylight?
So how did he not just get to bond out right?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Can't you just bond I don't know how the jail,
you know, having never been arrested, I don't know how
this works. Can't you just like bond out like immediately?
Why would the hell would you stay the night of jail?
I wonder if it has dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I wonder if it has to do with how many
miles per hour he was over the speed limit?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well? I guess so yeah, So a Florida man tried
to eat the evidence but it didn't work out. Well,
So he's a no felon known as Rambo. Clearly he's not,
and he got busted. It was a drug bust and
his name's Matthew Raymond Rambo fifty eight. He had an
(02:12):
active warrant already h and when they busted him, he
tried to eat everything. He tried to eat the money,
He tried to eat all of the crack cocaine. Oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. How was he alive? He
apparently ate like ten grams of crack cocaine and they
had to rush him to the hospital. So they and
(02:34):
he They saved him, and then they booked him into
the Martin County jail. So don't think that you're gonna
do that and get out of it either, because they
will save you and then jail you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hello, everybody, it's Kratituneboga.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She wasn't captured, she was the IDF was like, girl,
why are you so stupid? Welcome back to the program.
Dane Lash with a your top of the second hour. So
Greta Tunberg and the flotilla activists ZeVA trying to get
into Zagaza and ze Kuno gets through. My favorite part
was when they put cash and plastic bottles and then
(03:15):
threw them overboard because they thought that the water would
take it to the to the shore and that Gaza
would have aid. I am not making that up. Steve
can confirm because Steve and I were laugh in our
heads about it, our heads off about it during break.
I'm not making that up. That's a real thing. There
are photos. In fact, I think that was like one
of the videos that you guys saw that Wan had
(03:36):
put up because they they actually thought they could just
I don't know how far out they were, but that
they could just put stuff in uh, plastic bottles and
then that was going to do it. That was going
to get that was gonna get it over. But okay,
there you go. So the flotilla, the Greta Tuneberg flotilla.
(03:57):
Are you shocked that they once again did not make it?
How many times are they going to do this? They
call it a flotilla. Isn't it just like one yacht?
It was just one yacht. That's not even a flotilla.
By the way, what one's getting he's oh my gosh,
you guys, he's totally getting. In the video where they're
putting the stuff in plastic bottles, they're putting the Humanitarian
(04:20):
Aid in plastic bottles and throwing it overboard because they
think that the water gods will pull the plastic bottles.
I swear to you that's what they're doing here to
sure and that's look at all of the aid so
much a look, they just stopped all of it. They
(04:40):
ended amas right there with those two. They actually threw
plastic water bottles with just a couple of dollars in
it overseas. That's their idea of being a distributing aid.
They're a bunch of stupid fame horse. There is no
other way to say it. This is the most pathetic
fame hory thing that I've seen since I don't know,
can't Owens tries to hijack Charlie Kirk's memory in TPUSA anyway. Uh,
(05:05):
it's what do they call it? It's it was the
global flotilla whatever, And they were one vessel headed towards Gosst.
That's guys, that's a yachting excursion. That's a yachting excursion.
That's what that is.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
They what Cay, Do you know that they have a
float a global flotilla tracker?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh do they they do, and you get to.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Track where they dump plastic into the ocean.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But I thought she loved the earth gretaphire. Are you
literally fires throw into plastic bottles in Sevata? I'm very
curious about this. So they made her sit down. Did
they give her another sandwich? How many sandwiches has she received?
This is like the second or third time, right, So
they're trying to challenge Israel's blockade, which has been in
(05:58):
place since two thousand and seven, because must won't stop
terrorizing everybody. And uh they yeah, the flo Look how
pathetic it is. The flotilla tracker. There they are, and
they look how far away they were, and they thought,
we're just gonna throw these bottles. It's the dumbest thing
I've ever seen. So they were intercepted again. They had
(06:19):
to sit down, put their little picnic blanket scarves on,
had their little frog hat and uh that's uh. I
don't know what they thought was gonna happen. This is
just this is not actually doing anything. They're not actually
doing anything positive. I just really don't understand the other
than fame, hoariness. I don't understand the point of it.
(06:43):
It doesn't what have they achieved, Kane, nothing, just feeding
themselves and having a little cruise on the ocean. They
you know what, they just like the mighty of sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
How can we go and get to another sandwich? Them?
Greta Tuneberg to throw plastic bottles into water.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I just can't. I can't with these people. So uh
oh wait, hang on, hang on, hang on, let me
look at this. This is this is uh oh, this
is Greta. She when so when the IDF intercepted them,
she was trying to call the Swedish government for help
et phone home audios on Bait eighteen. Please, my name is.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Givin chan By.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm a citizen of Sweden. If you are watching this video,
I have been abducted and taken against my will by
Israeli forces. Our humanitarian mission was non violent and abiding
by international law. Please tell my government to demand my
and the other's immediate release.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I find her to be tiresome and stupid, and I
think she is an embarrassment to humanity. Greta Thinberg, this
is what happens when you make idiots your messiah. And
she was in international waters. She was approaching the blockade
the If she wants to talk about kidnapping, she was
not abducted. No, the Beebis kids were abducted when their
(08:07):
mother and those two babies were abducted by Hamas, and
they were dragged off without shoes, without food or diapers,
that was what an abduction looked like. The women that
were raped to death, They were abducted from the music
festival and then they were taken into Gaza where and
they were raped to death in their breasts were cut off,
Greta Thunberg, You absolute entitled, wealthy brat, that is what
(08:31):
an abduction is. All of the people, the thousands who
never made it home on October seventh, and the ones
who were abducted and they were scootered away into Gaza
where Gazins worked with hamas to keep them in captivity.
That's what an abduction is. She's always the victim. What
(08:52):
did you think was gonna happen? No, they had hamas
that got into Israeli towns. They kidnapped civilians, They kidnapped women,
they kidnapped babies. There were infants ripped away from their
mothers that were kidnapped. That's what an abduction looks like,
you absolute entitled broad. She's too old for this. She's
(09:16):
not a teenager anymore. She's like an adult female somewhat.
Where are her ignorant parents at? I mean, I get
it that her mom never made it in Hollywood, and
so I guess she'd tried to prostitute her daughter out
as some claim to fame. But at some point it's
really embarrassing and you guys need to step in. If anything,
to say face, it's asinine. No, the abductions that took
(09:38):
place on October seventh, that's what abduction looks like. You
got on a yacht to party with your friends and
then you kind of bobbed towards gaza. You put money
in plastic bottles and threw it, threw it into the
water because that's how you decided to deliver aid. And
then the IDF intervened and they gave you a sandwich
and they send you back to your country. That's literally
(09:59):
the opposite of an abduction, you idiot. You got a
free plane ride back to your country. Again, that's literally
the opposite of an abduction. You disrespectful, illiterate moron. I
can't stand her, I can't stand all all though they
were abducted. No, no, the beabest kids were abducted, and
(10:23):
you know what, they didn't get a free plane ride
back home. They got sent home in boxes and the
two kids weren't even labeled correctly. The terrorists didn't even
care enough about the bodies of the babies to actually
put their correct names on the coffins. These people, it's
that mentality of how can I make this about me?
(10:45):
Every time? Every single time? So, yeah, she was she
wasn't abducted. No one would actually want to abduct her.
My gosh, she would have to put up with her.
Nobody would want to abduct her. Jimmy Christmas. As we
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now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five. I'm still trying to get
over a Maxwell apartment because the Maxwell House Coffee they're
(12:36):
changing it from house to apartment. I'm not kidding you.
You guys thought I was joking, Like I already got
two emails and then I got a ton of messages
and that's not act. Are you serious? I think that's
a meme. I swear to you it's real. I told
you no one was gonna believe me. That's real. It's real.
I'm not making it up to just like react to
something that's actually a real thing. Kine. I swear swears
(12:57):
ease real. Oh man, I'm not pulling your all's leg
I promise you. People were thinking or you're just saying
enough to react to it on social media. I swear
hands to sky, I'm not that's a real There are
actually changing it to Maxwell apartment. Okay, so even float ooh,
even flow car seats. Who choked on a car seat,
So they're recalling three hundred and twenty four thousand even
(13:19):
flow car seats for a choking hazard. You can apparently
the kids can pick off the pieces of the foam
and choke.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It up on them.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's not really made very well if you can just
pick if the baby can pick it apart and choke
it up on its own seat, maybe you look into
some other options. Let's see, Meta is going to sell
targeted ads based on your data and your AI chats. Well,
I don't have AI chats. I actually don't have any.
The only chat I ever did was I asked AI
(13:50):
to make a kid because what do you think I
look like? And you know how that's when it made
me have be a tank with guns for arms, not
even kidding you. That was the only AI chat I had.
So I don't how is this going to work if
you don't have that tech Crunch reported on it. They've
said that Meta is going to sell targeted ads based
on data in your AI chats, so they're updating its
(14:13):
privacy policy to reflect this on December sixteenth, and they're
collecting data from your interactions with its AI products and
that's how it's good. So I don't have any it's
not going to have anything to sell.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
You're just going to use the old fashioned way of
just listening in.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well they do that anyway, do you know sidebar how
I joke, Oh, I need to have my little thing,
hang on, hang on, I need to have my little
Fara day envelope.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So if I whisper, will it still hear me?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
So so you know how I talked about like chicken
pants like as a joke. Literally everything is about chickens
and chicken coops and all kinds of stuff like chicken,
NonStop everything. It's all the ads show me. I made
one joke about one video, and from now on, I'm
just besieged by chicken stuff ads. Okay, back to normal.
(15:05):
I'm not kidding you. I'm like terrified to talk about
my phone. You say one thing and then it shows
you a bunch of stupid ads that you don't want.
All right, all right? So a drone pilot was sentenced
to jail and he's got one hundred and fifty six
thousand dollars fine after a he literally collided with an
LA firefighting plane and the guy this gets even crazier.
(15:28):
Apparently he was the co founder and developer of Treyarch
that's the cod stuff, and now he's chief technologist or
into chief technology A'TS guide ADS. So wow, he's a
fifty seven year old Peter Ackerman. He literally co founded
Call of Duty developer tray Arch. He flew his drone
into a firefighting plane. So now he has to pay
(15:50):
six figures in restitution and he has to do one
hundred and fifty hours of community service supporting Southern California
wildfire relief. They said he recklessly flew an aircraft into
airspace where for responders were risking their lives. I will
say that it seems pretty easy to not hit a
giant firefighting plane full of water, right if you're a
(16:11):
drone operator. I have a drone and it just seems
like it's easy to not hit big, giant stuff in
a response zone, you know what I'm saying. So yeah,
that one seems a little bit like a self on
I gotta be honest, and a mother electrocuted herself while
holding her iPhone as it charged in the bath, So
(16:32):
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where he was weighing in on a cardinal's decision to
honor Dick Durbin in the Senate. You know, very big
time pro abortion Senator Dick Durbin. Dick Durbin has been
in the Senate for how long? Okay, really long time.
He's yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you to listen to
(17:59):
what he says here. He was asked about this. Listen.
This is the Pope's response.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Someone who says I'm against abortion but says I'm in
favor of the death penalty is not really pro life.
So someone who says that I'm against abortion but I'm
in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants or in
the United States. I don't know if that's pro life.
So they're very complex issues. I don't know if anyone
(18:26):
has all the truth on them. But I would ask
first and foremost that there'd be greater respect for one
another and that we search together, both as human beings
in that case, as American citizens or citizens of the
state of Illinois, as well as Catholics, to say we
need to, you know, really look closely at all of
(18:47):
these ethical issues and to find the way forward as church,
the church teaching on each one of them.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So I thought, equating a violent offender who exercises free
will to commit crimes that are so heinous that death
is an optional, an optional, justifiable penalty, to comparing that
(19:13):
to an innocent baby and then to illegal immigrants is
wildly illogical and intentionally deceptive. These are no these are
not difficult issues. These are not complex issues when you're
being honest, were there was a missed opportunity, opportunity for
(19:36):
the church with Robert sarah man Alive. I like what
my friend Seth Dylan said, because he goes, if you
redefine pro life to mean a defense of all life,
guilty or innocent, then you make the principle so absolute
and so expansive that it rules out every legitimate use
of deadly force, including self defense and just war. And
that's a moral nonsense. And he's absolutely correct the the
(20:01):
idea that you can compare a violent criminal who knowingly
commits atrocity so heinous that the established penalty is death.
To compare that person who exercises their own free will
(20:23):
to commit those atrocities to an infant who doesn't even
understand that yet, that is illogical. It's disingenuous. And as keynotes,
that criminal earned his punishment. Those are they are not
comparable things. And the Bible was quite clear about penalties.
(20:50):
I'm I just was shocked that someone who is the
Vicar of Christ in the Catholic Church would would make
that argument. Like I said, what a missed opportunity with
Robert Sarah, because I have a feeling that you wouldn't
have heard Cardinal Sarah say something like that at all. Whatsoever.
He's pretty clear in his wording, and of course this
(21:13):
comes the day after he blessed a block of ice
at a climate change event, that was what it was.
And then he put his hand on the ice and
we played that yesterday, blessed a block of ice at
a climate change event. He had nothing really to say
about Charlie Kirk. You have a time of massive Christian
revival right now and he's doing a climate change event
(21:35):
and talking about this. How tone deaf. That's incredibly tone deaf.
There was only one infallible person, and that was Christ.
It just kind of shocks me. Can I have that
big ceremony about climate change but you have someone who's
(21:56):
literally martyred for faith and there's not really anything on
that that that speaks to a problem that a lot
of churches have right now. We talked about that a
few weeks ago. Still haven't found a new church yet,
but it's we're ongoing and we're Church of Christ, so
it'll be Church of Christ. But the idea that I
(22:21):
just was shocked to hear that, because they're two entirely
different things, two entirely different things. If the church is
in trouble, it will be by its own hand, it
will be And these are grotesque. That comparison was so
grotesquely oversimplified, and it's such a completely vastly different variables
(22:46):
that are being compared there, and like I said, this
is these are not complex issues. You cannot compare the
end the ending of an infant's life in utero, to
just capital punishment against someone who, of their free will,
exercise behavior that caused such heinousness and such irreparable harm
(23:08):
and ended someone else's life. Those are not things that
you can compare. Let's beyond man Robert Sarah could have
had Pope Sarah. Well, that wouldn't have been his name.
He'd have picked a different name. But you know.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
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