December 2, 2025 • 18 mins
Portland has a woke Christmas tree lighting where they refused to mention the word Christmas and spout pro-Hamas chants. The UK becomes the first nation to open up every single role in their Armed Forces to people living with HIV. A comet has a strange ‘heartbeat’-like pulse that could point to alien technology.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, so let me tell you about what Portland's doing.
There's a peace up right now on chapter and verse.
Portland has a I don't know, a woke tree. I'm
trying to figure out what was going on with their Okay.
So when you think of a Christmas tree lighting, what
usually happens, Like if your town has a Christmas tree lighting, Okay,
(00:25):
what happens? Tell me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Usually you find those central locations in the city and
the town. They get this giant tree, they install it,
and then they go forward with all the celebratory things
around it. You.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So at the tree lighting ceremony in Portland, they kind
of did it differently. They had a I mean at
what a thousand or so people. They were in Pioneer
Courthouse Square for the city's forty first UH annual tree lighting,
and they didn't really they didn't mention Christmas. And the
(01:01):
event kicked off with and I'm going to try to
get through this, a woman from the Confederated Tribes of
Warm Springs thanking everyone for coming out on a Native
American Heritage Day. And then they referred to the ceremony
as the tree lighting, and then the microphone was handed
to another speaker who decided to who was a Hamas
lover and decided to use to chant quote free Palestine
(01:28):
and said, quote, this is the perfect time to bring
this out. There are lots of genocides going on. Can
I get a free free quote unquote Palestine. And then
some of the crowd, Oh, but it gets better. Then
she decided to lead the crowd in the Strong Woman's song.
Is this from South Park or is this like an
(01:48):
actual song? What is the Strong Woman's song? I don't know,
and I guess it's like a Native America. I don't know.
I don't know what it is. It's just not appropriate
for a Christmas tree lighting. You miss the mark here,
you have one job. And then she goes, I felt
it appropriate since we're representing our matriarchs up here and
(02:11):
in our contributor piece over it, chapter and verse, you know,
famous Christmas matriarchs like Jesus right the world. So then
this was like an hour of this. They had a
couple of Christmas carols at the beginning, and then it
kicked into the Hamas stuff. I don't know. Then they
(02:33):
had the mayor address the crowd bring out Santa Claus
and then they switched on the tree. Apparently they didn't
even say Christmas, they just said tree. It's the tree man.
It's not like that. So there's a town nearby where
we are called grape Vine, Texas. The main street you
(02:54):
can't even walk down it. It's so bright and like
the coated, coated with heights. It's Merry Christmas, Baby, Jesus, Nativities, Sannah,
you got trees, you got everything. And it's they call
it the Christmas Capital of Texas. It is. Can you
know that? You know that street's tell the folks how
(03:14):
bright that them lights are?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I would put it would put the vacation home.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
To shame Christmas vacation. Yeah, it makes Christmas vacation look
like amateur hour. So why does it? I mean, what's
the problem in saying Christmas? Tree? Don't do it? If
you're not, If you're going to do this stupid stuff,
no one wants to hear you up there, fu lating Hamas.
Nobody cares. Get down, like nobody cares about all your
you know, you're ridiculous. Do they actually have a Christian
(03:42):
up there on the stage. I'm curious, was an actual
Christian on the Christmas Tree stage. You got this terracet,
this terrorist be up there with her flag of a
non existent entity. Uh, I don't know. I'm just I'm curious.
Why does it? People were asking, why does it have
to be so divisive? Why is everything so Well, that's
(04:04):
the left, that's what the left does. They have to
ruin everything. So I don't know if they actually had
any real Christians up there and talking about the Christmas
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Speaker 1 (05:31):
Today is World AIDS Day and I've got some very
good news for you Today. The UK becomes the first
NATO country to open up every single role in our
armed forces to people living with HIV and on treatment
meaning that they can't pass the virus on. This is
a substantial milestone for equality and enhances our war fighting
(05:55):
readiness by valuing people based on their talents and abilities,
not outdated policies and stigma. We've been working closely with
our partners, the Terrence Higgins Trust and the British HIV Association.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So I'm curious, first off, this is in Britain, you know.
I guess the prevailing thought is if you don't fight,
you can't lead. Welcome back to the program. Daniel lash
with you tap of the second hour the chats at
Rombull channel through forty seven direg TV. So this is
a real thing. I'm not making this up. It's it
is from the Ministry of Defense. It's in Britain, and
(06:34):
they're described as Secure at Home and Strong Abroad Official
X channel for the UK Ministry of Defense and they're
talking about World Aid's Day and in their post or
X they say the UK is proud to become the
first noteow nation to open up every single role in
(06:54):
our armed forces to people living with HIV on treatment,
you know, because it's super easy to get the treatment
in an active war zone, meaning they cannot pass on
the virus. So their idea, I mean, seriously, if you're
in an active war zone, how do you get a
consistent supply of your treatment? Anybody? What is the cost
(07:20):
of this? Also is the tax does does the I
mean this is Britain. Does the British taxpayer have to
flit the bill for treatment? You know? I keep you know,
the song I have in my head right now is
the AID song from Team America. Aids aids aids. How
bad is their recruiting? I mean, if you're if you're diabetic,
you know, screw you, you can't enter, But AIDS come
on in. If you have like flat feet to the
(07:44):
point where you have orthotics, you can't come in. But
if you've got the HIV, come on in. And you know,
I'm I'm trying to wrap my mind around this. How
do you? And then NATO? Where's NATO on this? I mean,
I don't know, they said, with a fascinative nation. Well, yeah,
you're the only one. You're gonna be the only one.
(08:05):
Imagine you're out on the battlefield and you're trying to
you know, you're a medic and you're trying to patch
up some dude that got blowed up, and you know,
what if he's got the HIVE and what if he
can't get treatment? I mean, how do you get treatment
in an active war zone? You know, it's real easy
to get the stuff they need, right, This isn't This
isn't hell divers. You can't just like you know, put
in a code and have this ship beam it down
to you. It's not how this works. It's not how
(08:28):
it works. Doesn't work like this. Stop it. Oh wait,
I need to make sure that in my stratagems I
get the hive treatment. Get the hive treatment that's just
blasted down on ohsha Une? Is that the correct? Yeah,
you're not even listening. What are you doing over there?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Not you. So I'm just trying to understand this. How
this king would you?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I mean, you know, I just think of all the
industries where blood could happen, it's the military. So I
don't understand that. Are they really, like, are they avoiding
conscription by doing this or what are they? What's the
effort here?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's like, if it's a bad policy, the UK wants it.
The dumber the better they surely they. I mean, this
is the stupidest thing I think I've ever seen in
my life. And it's also such a small number of
people as well. I don't know. And by the way,
(09:35):
apparently it costs British tax It would cost British taxpayers
about four hundred thousand pounds in treatment costs per patient,
and that is according to the UKHSA dot gov dot
uk H So are you supposed to tell people, hey,
it's not a big deal. If you're risky lifestyle choices
that in which you engage results in you catching a
(09:57):
disease that would ultimately cost the tax payer are four
hundred thousand pounds in treatment costs per patient. You have
the option of just not going in the military. You
also have the option of just not being a drug
user or a whore. There's that Dana, that's so mean?
What am I supposed to do? Be like ooh or
you who knew that you could get all these diseases
(10:19):
by you know, screwing everything with a pulse? Who knew?
I just can't believe they did this. This is I mean,
the extent to which some people on the left will
go to make it seem like they have a no
problem with whatever issue you're dealing with is crazy. I
(10:43):
I it doesn't know, don't type it in What are
you saying? Oh, yeah, the monkey pole?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They did it with monkey poles?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Kine, who were the people that got the monkey pocks?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It was the gay people that engaged in gay people stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
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Speaker 3 (12:23):
And now all of the news. You would probably miss
it's time for Dana's quick five. Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm pretty sure, Kane. Is this an anime? Species in
Chernobyl in the Chernobyl disaster zone is mutating and it
feeds on nuclear radiation. It's a black fungus, the blob,
that's what it sounds like. They the mutants of Chernobyl.
It's apparently a dark fung guy. Uh. And it displays
(12:57):
a radiation hunting behavior. So it didn't just survive the fallout.
It now grows faster when radiation is present and actually
moves towards it. That's insane, and it gets it has
a radiation eating superpower. That is it's given from melanin
(13:20):
the name of the I'm not going to say this right.
The fungus is the sea sphero spearmen sounds yeah, it
sounds legit. Let's see. A man was killed by a
tree that fell on him while snow blowing. Yeah, it
is that time of year. Ooh, this is sad. It's
a Minnesota National Weather Service. A man was killed by
(13:41):
a tree that fell on him Wednesday morning. The sixty
nine year old was found by his wife and the
high winds the tree was covered by heavy wet snow.
Just made for a disaster. Let's see this a large
generation of news consumers. Survey show teenagers disliked the news
media because it's garbage. That's why it's absolute garbage. No
(14:05):
shock there, no shock. Also, this last super moon of
the year. Do you watch this stuff? I don't. It's
going to be coming up in December. Skies here soon
going to be fourteen percent bigger than the last supermoon.
Apparently it's Thursday. Stick with us more in store? Can
I save this story for you because you know, we've
(14:25):
confirmed a planet our The UN said that they when
the UN says that they have planetary defenses, what they
mean is our planetary defenses. Yes, so they said that
Earth's planetary defenses are going to be observing the interstellar
comet three I atlas as that racist through our solar system.
Somebody said it had a heartbeat. What I'm pulling this up? Okay, yeah,
(14:49):
so hold up here to go this is let me
pull this up New York Post. So there this one
dude who terrifies me because of all his science stuff.
He if avvy Lobe says he's from Harvard. He says
it has a heartbeat, a pulse that could provide evidence
of artificial origin. Space Card's got a heartbeat, Cane.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Well, I mean there's a lot of celestial bodies that
give off a frequency.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And it's a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Heartbeats said.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The pulses could be periodic thrusts for orbit corrections, or
some internal cycle with the spacecraft.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Mmm, well, can I just think they're finally catching up.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Listen to me, Aliens, let me tell you something. Come
to Texas. Only everybody else is weird. Florida's all right,
but be careful because you've got Florida man down there
and everybody's got machetes. Uh. Tennessee's all right, but they
you know, they get real proud of having some better
gun laws than we do. So it makes me mad.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know, Oklahoma's great, but real windy and flat. They'll
see a mile away. Just come over here to Texas
because we got brisket. Just come to Texas, know, and
don't go to California. Don't do that because you'll immediately
get stuck with a fentanyl needle and die. Don't go
to New York because you'll get killed by a bunch
of llele aliens. I mean, you know, the dangerous ones
(16:13):
and uh just come to Texas. But I mean I
would be all right with this. What a nice fun
thing for Christmas if it just you know, that space
churg just whoop descended and it's like, hello, where's.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Your Texas brisket? Could reduce the amount of abductions. That's
how good Texas brisket is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't abduct me. Here's some brisket right right. But I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. I don't know. They said that there is
all of these there were some of this stuff. I
don't They said the periodic modulation of its light has
to originate from puffs of gas and dust that scatter
(16:49):
the sunlight around it. They said the puffs are periodic
like the bloodstream of a heartbeat, and it has multiple jets,
which they speculate it could be like danst artificial thrusters.
I don't know. And it looks like maybe an intergalactic
morse code. I don't know. They said if it was
a natural comment comment, that there would be some indicators
(17:13):
for that. So I don't know. It's very weird.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I feel like this is a really long setup to
something that is a sy up that they're planning like what,
I don't know, Like they want a one world government.
So imagine what would unify the world.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
All these stuckers are on their own, heil No, I
would want to list the aliens and then make everyone
fall in line behind us.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah. I mean, I'm enjoying these little stories and updates
and the heartbeats and all this, but I think that
there's a larger sy up in play with this as
the narrative.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You're not wrong beginning to be nervous about that. Yeah,
you know, but it just needs just we're the only
we're the leaders. Only only come here. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
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Speaker 3 (18:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, so let me tell you about what Portland's doing.
There's a peace up right now on chapter and verse.
Portland has a I don't know, a woke tree. I'm
trying to figure out what was going on with their Okay.
So when you think of a Christmas tree lighting, what
usually happens, Like if your town has a Christmas tree lighting, Okay,
(00:25):
what happens? Tell me?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Usually you find those central locations in the city and
the town. They get this giant tree, they install it,
and then they go forward with all the celebratory things
around it. You.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So at the tree lighting ceremony in Portland, they kind
of did it differently. They had a I mean at
what a thousand or so people. They were in Pioneer
Courthouse Square for the city's forty first UH annual tree lighting,
and they didn't really they didn't mention Christmas. And the
(01:01):
event kicked off with and I'm going to try to
get through this, a woman from the Confederated Tribes of
Warm Springs thanking everyone for coming out on a Native
American Heritage Day. And then they referred to the ceremony
as the tree lighting, and then the microphone was handed
to another speaker who decided to who was a Hamas
lover and decided to use to chant quote free Palestine
(01:28):
and said, quote, this is the perfect time to bring
this out. There are lots of genocides going on. Can
I get a free free quote unquote Palestine. And then
some of the crowd, Oh, but it gets better. Then
she decided to lead the crowd in the Strong Woman's song.
Is this from South Park or is this like an
(01:48):
actual song? What is the Strong Woman's song? I don't know,
and I guess it's like a Native America. I don't know.
I don't know what it is. It's just not appropriate
for a Christmas tree lighting. You miss the mark here,
you have one job. And then she goes, I felt
it appropriate since we're representing our matriarchs up here and
(02:11):
in our contributor piece over it, chapter and verse, you know,
famous Christmas matriarchs like Jesus right the world. So then
this was like an hour of this. They had a
couple of Christmas carols at the beginning, and then it
kicked into the Hamas stuff. I don't know. Then they
(02:33):
had the mayor address the crowd bring out Santa Claus
and then they switched on the tree. Apparently they didn't
even say Christmas, they just said tree. It's the tree man.
It's not like that. So there's a town nearby where
we are called grape Vine, Texas. The main street you
(02:54):
can't even walk down it. It's so bright and like
the coated, coated with heights. It's Merry Christmas, Baby, Jesus, Nativities, Sannah,
you got trees, you got everything. And it's they call
it the Christmas Capital of Texas. It is. Can you
know that? You know that street's tell the folks how
(03:14):
bright that them lights are?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I would put it would put the vacation home.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
To shame Christmas vacation. Yeah, it makes Christmas vacation look
like amateur hour. So why does it? I mean, what's
the problem in saying Christmas? Tree? Don't do it? If
you're not, If you're going to do this stupid stuff,
no one wants to hear you up there, fu lating Hamas.
Nobody cares. Get down, like nobody cares about all your
you know, you're ridiculous. Do they actually have a Christian
(03:42):
up there on the stage. I'm curious, was an actual
Christian on the Christmas Tree stage. You got this terracet,
this terrorist be up there with her flag of a
non existent entity. Uh, I don't know. I'm just I'm curious.
Why does it? People were asking, why does it have
to be so divisive? Why is everything so Well, that's
(04:04):
the left, that's what the left does. They have to
ruin everything. So I don't know if they actually had
any real Christians up there and talking about the Christmas
Tree as it were. It's the people over at Celtech.
Kel Tech has a Peacekeeper program that they have introduced
and it supports those who protect communities. So church security teams,
(04:26):
school resource officers, you know, the whole thing. Faith based
teams and SROs rely on small, conceivable pistols that have
limited range and power. Kel Tech has long guns that
solve that problem, and it folds compact for discrete carried
deploys in seconds with full rifle capability as well. The
Peacekeepers participants also get mission ready support like extra platform testing,
(04:47):
armor or training, and direct peacekeeper pricing for budget conscious organizations.
It's already active program. They've equipped a couple of dozen
churches throughout the Faith Based Security Network and Brevard county
schools as well. They use a variety of different Celtech
firearms and Keltech also partners with the Faith based Security Network,
so it gives members access to that pure training, the
(05:08):
security insights, mission ready tools and the pricing as well.
Again for budget conscious organizations, if you're interested in the
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Speaker 1 (05:31):
Today is World AIDS Day and I've got some very
good news for you Today. The UK becomes the first
NATO country to open up every single role in our
armed forces to people living with HIV and on treatment
meaning that they can't pass the virus on. This is
a substantial milestone for equality and enhances our war fighting
(05:55):
readiness by valuing people based on their talents and abilities,
not outdated policies and stigma. We've been working closely with
our partners, the Terrence Higgins Trust and the British HIV Association.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So I'm curious, first off, this is in Britain, you know.
I guess the prevailing thought is if you don't fight,
you can't lead. Welcome back to the program. Daniel lash
with you tap of the second hour the chats at
Rombull channel through forty seven direg TV. So this is
a real thing. I'm not making this up. It's it
is from the Ministry of Defense. It's in Britain, and
(06:34):
they're described as Secure at Home and Strong Abroad Official
X channel for the UK Ministry of Defense and they're
talking about World Aid's Day and in their post or
X they say the UK is proud to become the
first noteow nation to open up every single role in
(06:54):
our armed forces to people living with HIV on treatment,
you know, because it's super easy to get the treatment
in an active war zone, meaning they cannot pass on
the virus. So their idea, I mean, seriously, if you're
in an active war zone, how do you get a
consistent supply of your treatment? Anybody? What is the cost
(07:20):
of this? Also is the tax does does the I
mean this is Britain. Does the British taxpayer have to
flit the bill for treatment? You know? I keep you know,
the song I have in my head right now is
the AID song from Team America. Aids aids aids. How
bad is their recruiting? I mean, if you're if you're diabetic,
you know, screw you, you can't enter, But AIDS come
on in. If you have like flat feet to the
(07:44):
point where you have orthotics, you can't come in. But
if you've got the HIV, come on in. And you know,
I'm I'm trying to wrap my mind around this. How
do you? And then NATO? Where's NATO on this? I mean,
I don't know, they said, with a fascinative nation. Well, yeah,
you're the only one. You're gonna be the only one.
(08:05):
Imagine you're out on the battlefield and you're trying to
you know, you're a medic and you're trying to patch
up some dude that got blowed up, and you know,
what if he's got the HIVE and what if he
can't get treatment? I mean, how do you get treatment
in an active war zone? You know, it's real easy
to get the stuff they need, right, This isn't This
isn't hell divers. You can't just like you know, put
in a code and have this ship beam it down
to you. It's not how this works. It's not how
(08:28):
it works. Doesn't work like this. Stop it. Oh wait,
I need to make sure that in my stratagems I
get the hive treatment. Get the hive treatment that's just
blasted down on ohsha Une? Is that the correct? Yeah,
you're not even listening. What are you doing over there?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Not you. So I'm just trying to understand this. How
this king would you?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I mean, you know, I just think of all the
industries where blood could happen, it's the military. So I
don't understand that. Are they really, like, are they avoiding
conscription by doing this or what are they? What's the
effort here?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's like, if it's a bad policy, the UK wants it.
The dumber the better they surely they. I mean, this
is the stupidest thing I think I've ever seen in
my life. And it's also such a small number of
people as well. I don't know. And by the way,
(09:35):
apparently it costs British tax It would cost British taxpayers
about four hundred thousand pounds in treatment costs per patient,
and that is according to the UKHSA dot gov dot
uk H So are you supposed to tell people, hey,
it's not a big deal. If you're risky lifestyle choices
that in which you engage results in you catching a
(09:57):
disease that would ultimately cost the tax payer are four
hundred thousand pounds in treatment costs per patient. You have
the option of just not going in the military. You
also have the option of just not being a drug
user or a whore. There's that Dana, that's so mean?
What am I supposed to do? Be like ooh or
you who knew that you could get all these diseases
(10:19):
by you know, screwing everything with a pulse? Who knew?
I just can't believe they did this. This is I mean,
the extent to which some people on the left will
go to make it seem like they have a no
problem with whatever issue you're dealing with is crazy. I
(10:43):
I it doesn't know, don't type it in What are
you saying? Oh, yeah, the monkey pole?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
They did it with monkey poles?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Kine, who were the people that got the monkey pocks?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It was the gay people that engaged in gay people stuff.
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Speaker 3 (12:23):
And now all of the news. You would probably miss
it's time for Dana's quick five. Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I'm pretty sure, Kane. Is this an anime? Species in
Chernobyl in the Chernobyl disaster zone is mutating and it
feeds on nuclear radiation. It's a black fungus, the blob,
that's what it sounds like. They the mutants of Chernobyl.
It's apparently a dark fung guy. Uh. And it displays
(12:57):
a radiation hunting behavior. So it didn't just survive the fallout.
It now grows faster when radiation is present and actually
moves towards it. That's insane, and it gets it has
a radiation eating superpower. That is it's given from melanin
(13:20):
the name of the I'm not going to say this right.
The fungus is the sea sphero spearmen sounds yeah, it
sounds legit. Let's see. A man was killed by a
tree that fell on him while snow blowing. Yeah, it
is that time of year. Ooh, this is sad. It's
a Minnesota National Weather Service. A man was killed by
(13:41):
a tree that fell on him Wednesday morning. The sixty
nine year old was found by his wife and the
high winds the tree was covered by heavy wet snow.
Just made for a disaster. Let's see this a large
generation of news consumers. Survey show teenagers disliked the news
media because it's garbage. That's why it's absolute garbage. No
(14:05):
shock there, no shock. Also, this last super moon of
the year. Do you watch this stuff? I don't. It's
going to be coming up in December. Skies here soon
going to be fourteen percent bigger than the last supermoon.
Apparently it's Thursday. Stick with us more in store? Can
I save this story for you because you know, we've
(14:25):
confirmed a planet our The UN said that they when
the UN says that they have planetary defenses, what they
mean is our planetary defenses. Yes, so they said that
Earth's planetary defenses are going to be observing the interstellar
comet three I atlas as that racist through our solar system.
Somebody said it had a heartbeat. What I'm pulling this up? Okay, yeah,
(14:49):
so hold up here to go this is let me
pull this up New York Post. So there this one
dude who terrifies me because of all his science stuff.
He if avvy Lobe says he's from Harvard. He says
it has a heartbeat, a pulse that could provide evidence
of artificial origin. Space Card's got a heartbeat, Cane.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Well, I mean there's a lot of celestial bodies that
give off a frequency.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
And it's a heartbeat.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Heartbeats said.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The pulses could be periodic thrusts for orbit corrections, or
some internal cycle with the spacecraft.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Mmm, well, can I just think they're finally catching up.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Listen to me, Aliens, let me tell you something. Come
to Texas. Only everybody else is weird. Florida's all right,
but be careful because you've got Florida man down there
and everybody's got machetes. Uh. Tennessee's all right, but they
you know, they get real proud of having some better
gun laws than we do. So it makes me mad.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
You know, Oklahoma's great, but real windy and flat. They'll
see a mile away. Just come over here to Texas
because we got brisket. Just come to Texas, know, and
don't go to California. Don't do that because you'll immediately
get stuck with a fentanyl needle and die. Don't go
to New York because you'll get killed by a bunch
of llele aliens. I mean, you know, the dangerous ones
(16:13):
and uh just come to Texas. But I mean I
would be all right with this. What a nice fun
thing for Christmas if it just you know, that space
churg just whoop descended and it's like, hello, where's.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Your Texas brisket? Could reduce the amount of abductions. That's
how good Texas brisket is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don't abduct me. Here's some brisket right right. But I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. I don't know. They said that there is
all of these there were some of this stuff. I
don't They said the periodic modulation of its light has
to originate from puffs of gas and dust that scatter
(16:49):
the sunlight around it. They said the puffs are periodic
like the bloodstream of a heartbeat, and it has multiple jets,
which they speculate it could be like danst artificial thrusters.
I don't know. And it looks like maybe an intergalactic
morse code. I don't know. They said if it was
a natural comment comment, that there would be some indicators
(17:13):
for that. So I don't know. It's very weird.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I feel like this is a really long setup to
something that is a sy up that they're planning like what,
I don't know, Like they want a one world government.
So imagine what would unify the world.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
All these stuckers are on their own, heil No, I
would want to list the aliens and then make everyone
fall in line behind us.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah. I mean, I'm enjoying these little stories and updates
and the heartbeats and all this, but I think that
there's a larger sy up in play with this as
the narrative.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You're not wrong beginning to be nervous about that. Yeah,
you know, but it just needs just we're the only
we're the leaders. Only only come here. That's all I'm saying.
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