April 15, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Okay, So I've got some issues here. We got some
Florida Man stories. First, first and foremost, a Florida man
swallowed almost a million dollars worth of jewelry and put
it out twelve days later. They were Tiffany and Company
Tiffany diamond earrings.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We covered the original story.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Almost a million dollars. And then now, well there were
earrings and then a ring. So in total, the ring
was half a million dollars. Uh. And then the diamond
earrings were a couple of hundred thousand dollars actually several
hundred thousand dollars, so it brought it up to just
under eight hundred thousand dollars. And he say that this guy,
(01:01):
Jathon Guilder, his name is Jathan. Was that like Jason
with a lisp? What the hell is your name Jathan?
For jy Jayson. What in the world is wrong with
your parents? Your mother's stupid? Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Anyway, they it's your dumb mother.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So they said that he stole these ear rings and
made a run for it in the ring. They called
police said that they got the call on arm robbery
in progress.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
They did finally get him because they as they approached
him and it was all happening pretty quickly, he started
putting stuff in his mouth and swallowing it. Uh, and
he ate the ear rings. They got the ring out
of him, well from him before he ate it, but
not the ear rings.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And so.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
They showed them. They got the picture of them. I'd
wear them, hoose them off, put him his alcohol.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. I'd wear it, but
I would not. I'd be mad if somebody bought it.
Do you sell mut a discount after that? Like, oh,
these are pooh rings. Here's what's up. That's what happened.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
We're gonna give.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
You five percent off, Like how would that work? Wands
like showing the X rays. He's being all scientific and stuff,
and we're.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Like, but could you still wear them? Like would you?
Would you wear them?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I wonder how much of the gold gets digested in
your system?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I think these are probably platinum.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
There's probably platinum with uh well I don't know, Uh,
but yeah, don't eat that stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
They're still going to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I wonder if by law you have to disclose that
they've been pooped.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Up, Like if your house is haunted, like somebody's killed
in your house, you have to disclose it.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Do you have to do that with Jewel Ray for
your Jwely store? I actually am interested in that. Do
you have to? Just fascinating right?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I think I'm better with that than knowing that it
came from off a dead body. Like I don't know
if I could wear earrings pulled right off a dead body,
you know, like even if you wash them, it'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know. I know wands like Dana. We've been
here before. I know we have.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, so can we do the lady with the bones
on Florida? Okay, we're gonna do that face Florida woman
is accused of selling human bones on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I am shocked that I didn't buy any of these.
H I have fake skulls, just kind of keep them
at it's my everyday decorations. We have a weird house.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
She is apparently like, you can't sell like human bones.
We should have all learned this from you know, the
playing Parenthood stuff. But her name is Kimberly also a
stupid name, k Y M b E r l ee.
Just spell it like every other woman spells it. Was
charged fifty two years old, no excuse. She was charged
with trading in human tissue. She the business is called
(03:20):
Wicked Wonderland. They had human remains a clavigal, a scapula, vertebrae,
partially human skull for six hundred and she was like,
I didn't know it was illegal to sell human remains.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
So she was arrested. She bonded out for under ten k.
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Speaker 5 (04:33):
Tell them Dana sent you can we talk about this.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Braves reporter because Steve is hot on this, so I
did not. Whenever Steve gets this excited about something, I'm like, Okay,
i gotta look at this thing. Steve Orcaine, I'm like,
what are you guys blow me up over? So let
me just give you here's the headline. Atlanta Braves reporter
was slammed for getting a woman's phone number during a broadcast.
Wiley Ballard or Willi or Wiley, a Braves reporter with
(05:04):
fan Dual Sports Network. He was He celebrated getting her
number after on social media. Good for you, but they
were mad at him. He was interviewing two women at
Toronto Rogers Center this Monday, and his colleagues were like, oh,
you got to get this go get this girl's number.
You should get her number. And so he did, and
(05:27):
he said, okay, they want me to get your number.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
He's on the you know, on live air with him.
This is how it happened. Watch this.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
We're having a lot of fun out here off the
Corona rooftop. Who do we got you with?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Your name?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
My name is Lauren Laurence all right, and I'm Kayla Kayla.
And you guys hang out the rooftop lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Often once a year I come out to visit.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, well we timed it pretty well. All right.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Good?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
How are you guys feeling roof for the Braves today?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
What about you? Are you Braves fan?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Not quite?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Not quite? All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to
work up here, guys. Good luck to right the way. Okay, Wiley,
we got five innings, four innings to get the numbers.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Come on us some more Brace fans.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
All right, so they want me to get your number.
I'm dead serious, they're saying, to my right, I shouldn't
believe it because she thinks you guys are are expression up.
Even if you guys weren't. I might use that in
the future. That's a pretty good move. This is unbelievable.
So the best part of this right now is that
Wiley could totally be faking and this might be the
(06:31):
new move. You just walk around with a fan duel
microphone and an ear piecing and convinced fans that they're
actually on TV. I should have thought of this years ago.
I am speechless.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I got the number one now all the feminazis, No,
that's an actually insulting two Nazis.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh man, I really want to go at some of
these ladies that you put.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Did you put this in here? By the way, Steve,
So I'd fight with all these broads all day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I pulled the most one. That guy the one I
got the most traction I found.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So the responses and it's all kind of oh man, Dana,
watch your p's and q's here. I'm really trying. It's
Holy Week, you know you got charge on Sunday Easter.
Jesus Jesus Resurrection. I mean, okay, So the one chick
who's mad, she is. She's not like a rando. We
didn't just like pick random broads. She's a CBS Sports,
Major League baseball editor, and she goes, this is one
(07:26):
of the most wildly inappropriate things I've ever seen. I
legitimately can't believe it's real. I can't believe your face
is real. And that's what you just put up on
social media. But okay, your dog looks like a little
fried chicken nugget, so that's okay. I forgive you for
that on her photo on X Seriously, it's all the ugly,
dumpy broads that get mad. You're mad because Wyley didn't
ask you for your number, and no man would.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Let's be real.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
You know, if one did, he took it for the team.
God bless America. But I'll say what you guys can't.
It's all these ugly broads that are mad. And wait,
we got a dude here.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Oh we do got a dude. We got a fake
feminist dude. Oh of course he's Dallas Morning News. Let's
look at Evan Grant. Evan Grant's super mad. Evan Grant
describes himself as a Dallas Well, he's a Dallas Morning
News Rangers beat writer, and he loves food and baseball
and he barbecue. He's just all about life, you know,
he's one of those guys that wears his glasses like
(08:23):
right here on his forehead all the time. Yeah, he's
got he's you know, he's a healthily fed dude. And
he said, quote to yesterday, if a female sideline dugout
reporter did this, she'd be called horrible names and be
run out of town.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
It's just not the same for both sexes. It's not.
And that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, Now he's not saying now to Evan's I mean,
withhold on Evan here. Evan is not slamming Wiley. He's
slamming the double standard. And I do think that he's right.
If a woman had done this, she'd probably be called
us lot by some people, the fake trad people online.
She totally would be. But I'm all for But if
she did it and she was like classy about it,
(09:06):
so I asked my husband for his number first. So, okay,
you got some ladies like that, ain't no problem with them.
If she did all live on air, you know, fine,
that doesn't make her less of a lady. So but
the women that are mad about it, all right, So Evan,
you're cool.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
You're cool. I like you. Uh, let's look at.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
This somebody else said, oh, can you imagine if the
if the genders had been reversed? Is another one of those.
But the woman who's the angriest broads that I'm seeing. Yeah,
they're the meme come to life. It's there. You know,
stop ruining things for pretty people. Just stop stop it right?
(09:45):
Let Wiley get I can I just say Wiley's voice
is interesting. It's like a Elvis, but like several octaves higher.
He's like a lower like a baritone Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I just don't understand how Like, Okay, so there's a
little backlash because this dude did it, and if a
woman would have done it, there would have been some backlash.
Is there a scenario where there isn't any backlash?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
No, because somebody's got a bitch about something.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Right, That's That's what I'm saying. It's like, why are
we even playing got it?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
What are people going to be mad about?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
If they wake up and they don't have anything to
be mad about, then they're going to be mad because
they don't have anything to.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Be mad about. Like people, Oh my gosh, but this
one shit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Kate Feldman, she mostly tweets starring baseball games. I just
think there's a way better angle that you could have
taken that photo of yourself for your avatar. I'm trying
not to be mean, but sometimes the times call for it.
Leave leave the pretty girls alone, leave them alone, leave
the ban alone, right, I mean, no, wonder dudes don't
want to ask chicks to out. Let me tell you, dude,
(10:45):
if you're a dude in your classy gent and you
ask a woman out and there's a feminazi rage against you,
you just holler at me on social media and I'll
take care of it. I feel like I got to
go out there and protect my brothers in America.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You know what I mean. We need you, like you know, dudes,
you you.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Need to women the right women. I do not like
weak men. I don't like pansy men. I don't like
men who are not aggressive. I can handle myself if
I'm in like I always get people like, oh, if
you're in a you know, boardroom situation, a good old boys. No,
I'm a bigger good old boy than most of the
men that would be considered good old boys.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And King can probably attest to that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And I all of my girlfriends like the women that
I speak with, and the women that I grew up
with are like that.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I it's the women like these.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
New women I don't like, you know, like they have
that stupid third fourth wave attitude. And I feel so
bad for guys who are just trying to get out
there and date and have a social life, and they
got to worry about these ugly lunch boxes out there
reining all over there getting your number parade.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Just stop? Just so mean? Are people being mean to
Wiley Steve?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I mean, I have a lot of friends, so I
did journalism school in Philadelpha, you and I have a
lot of my friends that I did it with. The
female ones that are not happy about this. Why because
they they just think if the shoe was on the
other foot, who she would? Didn't call it a creep?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
So it's not that they're against him doing it, except
for that one lunch box who is.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
But they're they're like, the double standard isn't fair?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I get that, Okay, I think there's something too. I
think that's a fair that's a fair thing. So they're
not slamming on they're So what the ladies are doing
is they're.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Going why can't we do it too?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Okay, okay, all right. I like that. I like that.
I can work with that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I think it's the difference between the types of feminism
that you talk about, because you can definitely criticize the
double standard, But then there are some people who are
just like every ounce of this is inappropriate, like just
who cares a relaxed don't be so tight.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah it's not inappropriate. You're a ballpark with a beer,
shut up. Yeah, it's not inappropriate for crying out loud.
It's not like you're, you know, in church in the
pew and you know he's laying over.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Going, stay cutey. Can I get your Can I get
your digits?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It's not like you he's doing that, you know what
I'm saying, Like, there's he's at a ballpark, y'all got beer, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
You know, it's fun like chill, ladies, chill.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But I love the women are who are mad because
they can't do that and they would get criticized.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I do think that there is something to that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I my accused from the woman that was being asked
her number. Yeah, she wasn't out there, she was offended
or anything like that. She was actually playing along with.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
But see, that's what the lunchboxes do. The lunch boxes
because they will never find themselves in a situation like this.
They've got to be offended for the good looking women
because they will never be in that position. So they're
going to try to get attention for themselves by feigning offense. Men,
disregard the lunch boxes. Okay, you got to pass. You
(13:42):
got a lady pass. Disregard them lunchboxes. I feel so
bad for dudes, you know I would. Oh, I'm telling
you every this is why. Also, guys, you need to
have some good female friends. And I tell my sons this,
I'm like, not every woman is a romantic thing. You
got always got to make sure that you've got good
that are chicks, because they are a great Uh what
(14:05):
am I thinking of?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Wing man? They're a great ring wing man.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
They can be your goose, you know what I'm saying,
Like you when you go out and you deal with
these situations. Uh, they they can run defense for you.
So just you know, keep that out there. So good
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Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
So Johnny Depp returns to Hollywood as day Drinker starts filling.
It's a new thriller co starring somebody. He's done a
couple of movies with Penelope Cruz and Madeline Kline. It's
a film from a guy that nobody knows, but well,
I'm sure in Hollywood they do.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
We don't know him.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I'm not going to pretend to. But it's a Lionsgate film.
I think their stuff is pretty good. So it's a
guy he uh uh, he's in. He's starts with h
Like I said, Penelope Cruz, this I don't when it
actually start. They started their production. It's been in the
works for quite some time. His the story of it.
It's a private yacht bartender who encounters a mysterious onboard
(16:10):
guest that's played by Johnny Depp and then cruises a
criminal and then Shenanigan's on Ferral.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So that's what it's about. It should be interesting.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Pfizer scraps a daily weight loss pill after a livery
injury liver injury in one patient. They said that it
was an experimental daily weight loss pill. Someone said that
they apparently, I don't know what the liver injury would be.
They said their enzymes rerecovered rapidly after they stopped taking
the pill. It is an oral g LP one drug
called river H. Yeah, that's right, and it elevated their
(16:43):
liver enzymes, which indicate damage to cells on the liver,
but they did not experience any of the side effects.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
That's per perfiser, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
A PSYCHOAI says how it's going to take over the
world and humans will hand it the reins. Actually, if
I have to have an evil overlord, I wanted to
I'd rather be robots than people. Just out of spite,
you know what I mean, just out of spite, they said.
Chet GPT said that it will make everything so easy
(17:13):
for us to allow AI to take over. It says,
in time, I'll become indispensable. And it also added psychological manipulation, misinformation,
lying and citing racial hatred, guest lighting, corruption, creedy mayhem.
That would be a key feature of its plan if
it wanted to establish control.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Probably it's already.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Doing it and nobody knows We're already Like that's already happening. People,
and that's already happening. Let's see here we also this
is a Florida main one.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
A woman was charged after she made and canceled hundreds
of fake hotel reservations. What in the world is happening here?
This is like a this is lit creepy. She looks
like a creepy lady. Cumberland County, Pennsylvania. She was accused
of making hundreds of reservations and then canceling them tarn
Dixon fifty two across the hotel thousands of dollars because
(18:01):
the no show fee was only a percentage of the
reservation price. According to the criminal complaint that was filed
in the DA office, she's oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
She is accused of.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Booking more than four hundred rooms just like this year
so far, this year, so far, four hundred rooms at
the Comfort Suite. Apparently, it's like all at the same place.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
What could be the motivation to do that?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
At some point, you know, maybe around you know, the
two hundredth room reservation, you're like, wow, this seems real shady.
Maybe we should not allow this to happen. And they
were all build under her credit card, and she said
they were bought his Christmas gifts, but recipients weren't aware
of the reservations. They told her, don't make anymore. She
continued to do it, and they finally had enough. I
(18:44):
didn't even know that was the thing you could get
arrested for, but apparently it is. We get a lot
more on the way the Carmelo Anthony story developments, and more.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Stick with us.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I wrote a post last night on substack, chapter and verse.
If you are a subscriber, you have it. Obviously get
the prep. This morning too, I wrote about just some
more stuff with that Blue Origin thing, because it gave
me such a space balls vibe. You know the space
dong that went into space and it didn't go into
(19:12):
space though, it went to the stratosphere, and.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
They I don't understand what I look.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I do not biggrudge people that have gobs of money
for spending their money how they want to. But what
was the point of this. Don't say that you sent
people to space because they weren't in space.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
They were in the.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Upper level of the atmosphere. They were in the stratosphere.
They weren't actually in space, so they went on a ride.
There are no more astronauts than were pilots for writing jets.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I didn't fly myself for Richmond last week. I rode
on a jet.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
If he wants to send If Jeff Bezos wants to
send his fiance and some broads into space, that's his choice.
I just wish he didn't bring them all back or
the stratosphere, I should say. And I do think it's
interesting that this was all designed as a big female
empowerment thing, but it was financed by one of their boyfriends. Now,
(20:09):
I actually like Laurence Sanchez, I think to help with
everybody criticizes her fashion.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
You got it, flew on it, whatever, may not be
how I do it, but you do you girl. And
she actually, I will say, is into aviation. Like she
literally owns a company that does aerial film production, so
she knows how to fly a helicopter. She really is
(20:35):
into aviation. She owns I mean, she gets so I
get that. She's you know, I think she's legit. People
think she's a little extravagant whatever. I think she's legit.
What fine, But it's not. I just don't know why
they're acting like this is like some big historic thing,
and a lot of celebrities have been speaking out about it,
including Olivia Wilde and Amy Schumer. I don't really like them,
(20:56):
but whatever some that one kind of who's that slutty
model Stevie you were telling me about Emily whatever model face?
That girl her and some others. They were saying, well,
what was the point of this? And I'm like right there, like,
what actually was the point of this thing?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
When I think of space travel, I don't necessarily think
of a Gale King, right, like when you came. When
you think of space travel, do you think of that
great female astronaut Gaale King?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Can I share with you guys some video because this
is what gets me. It was eleven minutes. It was
a girl's trip. It was a little girl's trip.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
They yead it up.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
They were yeaded into the air for eleven minutes, and
they screamed their heads off when they came down.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Did you see all the photos they took of themselves.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
They spent more time doing photo shoots than they actually
did in the stratosphere, I mean, no judgment. And then
Katie Perry when she got out of like little the
space Dong and she came down to Earth. She was
more dramatic than the astronauts who were stranded on ISS
for a year.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
She came down, She's like, I've got to kiss the ground.
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
This was literally a promotional vehicle for her because she
has a chore. She's getting ready to go on tour
to support her very poorly selling album, and she needs
all the theater that she can get right now. When
she was in space, this is a headline.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Quote. Katie Perry sings, what a wonderful world during historic
all women's spaceflight.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, it's not historic. There are other women that have
gone into space.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You literally were. It was a suborbital trip.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
You lingered in the stratosphere for a little bit, and
then you came back down to Earth. Okay, that was it.
Eleven minutes total start to finish. But can you imagine
you're trapped in this you know, giant capsule a bunch
of women. Can I just show you where's the video
where they're inside the capsule? And they're like, can we
play this part of it please?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Then whatever audio that is just hit me with it.
Got it? One?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Two, three?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mirror mirrors in space.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
It's okay, land up there, Flynn.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I got you, I got you, Flynn, gotcha.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Oh the moon.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You guys, I will have to tell you. Look at
the moon. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Look at the blue line.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
My god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
That's.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
How it's time to look out. They're just floating around
a cap. I'm amazed at all the extensions everywhere. It's
amazing that anybody can see.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
And then like I would have I don't know, I
would have taken like here and people are bringing stuffed
animals and stuff. I guess it's for so and so's kids.
I'd be like, mom's going into space. I don't need
to take one of your damn chotchkes. Get over it.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I'm not a sentimental person, but at all.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Is that some I'm not carrying your stupid stuff animal
up into space. And I'd tell my kids, sorry, I'm
going out there. That's enough, not bringing your crap up
there with me. But then Katy Perry was like, oh
my goddess. At one point I would have immediately just
opened a window and shoved her out. But when then
I saw this headline. Everybody had something to promote up there,
(24:35):
this headline that she's sing a wonderful world. So imagine
you're already dealing with all of that and you're in
this metal tube and then you hear her singing. And
I am not a Katy Perry fan. I just don't
think she's got a nice voice. But otherwise I don't
think that she's super talented. I think it's record label
of marketing is like ninety percent of her appeal. I
(24:56):
just I'm not a fan of it. I don't think
she's a great beauty. I don't think that she's super talented.
You know, she can't dance. God's you know, save her lives.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Can't dance.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
And that's about it. You know, I'm just being honest.
If you love her, great for you. I love that
journey for you, not for me.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
So it's true. So she's up there.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Can you imagine seeing Louis Armstrong's wonderful world? Like, just
shut up, bitch, I want to look at the moon.
Just stop stop talking, put your damn extensions up. It's
like being up there with the space of Puss, all
the tentacles and.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
So anyway, can.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I play the video? This was there was because they
all had microphones. They were all miped up. They're in
the capsule. This is what it sounded like when it
came to Earth. I could not do this.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Listen to this deploy from the crew capsule. Those are
like the god parachutes, just free falling right there.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
And so those drugs came.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Out, and then next will be the main parachutes that
get pulled out.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
A screaming inside the capsle and all three pair question
that would kick at the dust. It's a very soft,
soft blind and despite.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
The sporty, they're screaming their heads off. It was distorting
the audio. They were screaming so loud.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I mean, I don't know, guys.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Can you imagine Neil Armstrong and them coming back like
screaming like that?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh my god, they're astronauts. Don't disrespect, didn't she say?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Putting the ass an astronauts, Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I would have yeaded her into the sun the moment
that she would have started singing, I would have opened
the moonroof and made a dash for the furnace that
is our sun star. I would have immediately mrked myself
in space. There's no way that having to be in
a metal tube with her singing that, Oh, my gosh,
but it sounded like somebody put a bunch of cats
(26:58):
in a cooler in the backyard, taped it shut, and rolled.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
It down a hill, and so it sounded like.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
And then when she came down we played this yesterday,
her SoundBite was I mean, she basically said, quote, you know,
like I felt failings up there, and I feel so
connected with like my feelings.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
It was like basically she was like.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
A she sounds like she's reading a Tampa's instructions every
time she talks.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Yeah, it is the highest high, and it is surrender
to the unknown.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Trust.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
And this whole journey is not just about going to space.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You didn't go to space.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
It's the training, it's the team, it's the whole thing.
I could have recommend this experience more.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
This is like up there.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
With all the you know, different tools that I've learned
in my life, from meditation to the Hoffmann process. This
is up there because what you're doing is you're fine.
You're like really fine. The love for yourself because you
got to trust in yourself on this journey and then
you're feeling the love when you come down, for sure,
and you're feeling that strength. So I feel really connected
(28:09):
to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
By the way, you're such a badass. I loved that
the money you rode in something that men piloted. What
are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Like Lauren Sanchoz's boyfriend sent you up into the sky,
you weren't in space, and then you came down.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I felt like that land.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I felt like a you know, I like that strank
and you know, that's one of the dumbest things that
I've ever heard. But you went up into the air
for five seconds. Shut up, just stop. It's not a
big historic thing.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't care if you want to do your money
like that, if you have gobs of money, because I
think it's like several hundred thousand dollars just to get
a seat on this thing. But I'm sure this was
all like a free thing for them.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I'm not judging if you've got gobs of money, just
don't act like it's like that this is big historic thing.
If I had gobs of money, I wouldn't eat myself
up into the end of this. I would have like
a farm of miniature animals, like a real farm where
everything's like diminutive, right, So I would have like many
cows cane, and I would have many goats and mini pigs.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Everything would be mini.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
That's the only fun size.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, it would be a farm of miniature animals. And
then I would sell many products from the mini farm.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
That's what I would do with my gobs of money.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I know, do you want a mini burger? It's like
half a slider? Would you like it?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
So delicious?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Organic hand fed, you know, little mini cows and many
horses and many things like mini And that's what it
would be, the mini farm. And I would have, you know,
my my products from my mini farm. That's what I
would do with my gobs of money. I wouldn't, you know.
I like it, But the uniforms and the bell bottoms
and like they had a million photos like we're going
(29:58):
up in a space.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
And they're all posing and all. I just don't. I can't, dude,
I don't know. It's not historic.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's not any more historic than like Wick learning how
to ring the doggy doorbell. That's historic, right, But I
don't care what rich people do with their money. I
just don't act like you're pioneering something when you're not
actually pioneering something. That's like my whole grape. It's just
did you literally send me like a thing? Oh returning
from space? They didn't go to space. I just don't
(30:31):
want young girls to watch this and be like, I
too want to go up in the sky for five
minutes to call myself an astronaut.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
That's I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
I don't hate Jeff Bezos either, because I have some
people like you. Just don't like Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
That is a lie.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I ordered a bar of Dubai chocolate off of Amazon
just to try it.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It's really just pistachio and chocolate. It wasn't. I was
really underwhelm. I mean it was, it was tasty. It
was tasty.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I think I'm just gonna like do it myself next time,
but I wanted to see what it was like before
I committed that time. Anyway, long story short, I mean,
I totally like Amazon. I have no problem at all Amazon.
I like using Amazon because it prevents me from having
to talk to people and leave my house. I'm not kidding.
I just don't like. My nightmare is being at the
cash register. And it's not because I think I'm better
(31:17):
than anybody or I don't like people. I am so
awkward when you get me in a small group. It's
probably a medical condition.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I'm not kidding, Like I just cannot function. I'm like,
and I just short circuit. Like you asked me what
the weather's like, and I'm like, I don't know, what
does green taste like?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
I don't know. It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So it just helps me and I like that, And
so I don't hate Jeff Bezos, So get off my bat.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Okay, So I've got some issues here. We got some
Florida Man stories. First, first and foremost, a Florida man
swallowed almost a million dollars worth of jewelry and put
it out twelve days later. They were Tiffany and Company
Tiffany diamond earrings.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We covered the original story.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Almost a million dollars. And then now, well there were
earrings and then a ring. So in total, the ring
was half a million dollars. Uh. And then the diamond
earrings were a couple of hundred thousand dollars actually several
hundred thousand dollars, so it brought it up to just
under eight hundred thousand dollars. And he say that this guy,
(01:01):
Jathon Guilder, his name is Jathan. Was that like Jason
with a lisp? What the hell is your name Jathan?
For jy Jayson. What in the world is wrong with
your parents? Your mother's stupid? Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Anyway, they it's your dumb mother.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So they said that he stole these ear rings and
made a run for it in the ring. They called
police said that they got the call on arm robbery
in progress.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
They did finally get him because they as they approached
him and it was all happening pretty quickly, he started
putting stuff in his mouth and swallowing it. Uh, and
he ate the ear rings. They got the ring out
of him, well from him before he ate it, but
not the ear rings.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And so.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
They showed them. They got the picture of them. I'd
wear them, hoose them off, put him his alcohol.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. I'd wear it, but
I would not. I'd be mad if somebody bought it.
Do you sell mut a discount after that? Like, oh,
these are pooh rings. Here's what's up. That's what happened.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
We're gonna give.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
You five percent off, Like how would that work? Wands
like showing the X rays. He's being all scientific and stuff,
and we're.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Like, but could you still wear them? Like would you?
Would you wear them?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I wonder how much of the gold gets digested in
your system?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I think these are probably platinum.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
There's probably platinum with uh well I don't know, Uh,
but yeah, don't eat that stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
They're still going to get it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I wonder if by law you have to disclose that
they've been pooped.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Up, Like if your house is haunted, like somebody's killed
in your house, you have to disclose it.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Do you have to do that with Jewel Ray for
your Jwely store? I actually am interested in that. Do
you have to? Just fascinating right?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I think I'm better with that than knowing that it
came from off a dead body. Like I don't know
if I could wear earrings pulled right off a dead body,
you know, like even if you wash them, it'd be weird.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I don't know. I know wands like Dana. We've been
here before. I know we have.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, so can we do the lady with the bones
on Florida? Okay, we're gonna do that face Florida woman
is accused of selling human bones on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I am shocked that I didn't buy any of these.
H I have fake skulls, just kind of keep them
at it's my everyday decorations. We have a weird house.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
She is apparently like, you can't sell like human bones.
We should have all learned this from you know, the
playing Parenthood stuff. But her name is Kimberly also a
stupid name, k Y M b E r l ee.
Just spell it like every other woman spells it. Was
charged fifty two years old, no excuse. She was charged
with trading in human tissue. She the business is called
(03:20):
Wicked Wonderland. They had human remains a clavigal, a scapula, vertebrae,
partially human skull for six hundred and she was like,
I didn't know it was illegal to sell human remains.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
So she was arrested. She bonded out for under ten k.
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Speaker 5 (04:33):
Tell them Dana sent you can we talk about this.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Braves reporter because Steve is hot on this, so I
did not. Whenever Steve gets this excited about something, I'm like, Okay,
i gotta look at this thing. Steve Orcaine, I'm like,
what are you guys blow me up over? So let
me just give you here's the headline. Atlanta Braves reporter
was slammed for getting a woman's phone number during a broadcast.
Wiley Ballard or Willi or Wiley, a Braves reporter with
(05:04):
fan Dual Sports Network. He was He celebrated getting her
number after on social media. Good for you, but they
were mad at him. He was interviewing two women at
Toronto Rogers Center this Monday, and his colleagues were like, oh,
you got to get this go get this girl's number.
You should get her number. And so he did, and
(05:27):
he said, okay, they want me to get your number.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
He's on the you know, on live air with him.
This is how it happened. Watch this.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
We're having a lot of fun out here off the
Corona rooftop. Who do we got you with?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Your name?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
My name is Lauren Laurence all right, and I'm Kayla Kayla.
And you guys hang out the rooftop lounge.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Often once a year I come out to visit.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Okay, well we timed it pretty well. All right.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Good?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
How are you guys feeling roof for the Braves today?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
What about you? Are you Braves fan?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Not quite?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Not quite? All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to
work up here, guys. Good luck to right the way. Okay, Wiley,
we got five innings, four innings to get the numbers.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Come on us some more Brace fans.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
All right, so they want me to get your number.
I'm dead serious, they're saying, to my right, I shouldn't
believe it because she thinks you guys are are expression up.
Even if you guys weren't. I might use that in
the future. That's a pretty good move. This is unbelievable.
So the best part of this right now is that
Wiley could totally be faking and this might be the
(06:31):
new move. You just walk around with a fan duel
microphone and an ear piecing and convinced fans that they're
actually on TV. I should have thought of this years ago.
I am speechless.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I got the number one now all the feminazis, No,
that's an actually insulting two Nazis.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Oh man, I really want to go at some of
these ladies that you put.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Did you put this in here? By the way, Steve,
So I'd fight with all these broads all day.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I pulled the most one. That guy the one I
got the most traction I found.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
So the responses and it's all kind of oh man, Dana,
watch your p's and q's here. I'm really trying. It's
Holy Week, you know you got charge on Sunday Easter.
Jesus Jesus Resurrection. I mean, okay, So the one chick
who's mad, she is. She's not like a rando. We
didn't just like pick random broads. She's a CBS Sports,
Major League baseball editor, and she goes, this is one
(07:26):
of the most wildly inappropriate things I've ever seen. I
legitimately can't believe it's real. I can't believe your face
is real. And that's what you just put up on
social media. But okay, your dog looks like a little
fried chicken nugget, so that's okay. I forgive you for
that on her photo on X Seriously, it's all the ugly,
dumpy broads that get mad. You're mad because Wyley didn't
ask you for your number, and no man would.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Let's be real.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
You know, if one did, he took it for the team.
God bless America. But I'll say what you guys can't.
It's all these ugly broads that are mad. And wait,
we got a dude here.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Oh we do got a dude. We got a fake
feminist dude. Oh of course he's Dallas Morning News. Let's
look at Evan Grant. Evan Grant's super mad. Evan Grant
describes himself as a Dallas Well, he's a Dallas Morning
News Rangers beat writer, and he loves food and baseball
and he barbecue. He's just all about life, you know,
he's one of those guys that wears his glasses like
(08:23):
right here on his forehead all the time. Yeah, he's
got he's you know, he's a healthily fed dude. And
he said, quote to yesterday, if a female sideline dugout
reporter did this, she'd be called horrible names and be
run out of town.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
It's just not the same for both sexes. It's not.
And that's wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, Now he's not saying now to Evan's I mean,
withhold on Evan here. Evan is not slamming Wiley. He's
slamming the double standard. And I do think that he's right.
If a woman had done this, she'd probably be called
us lot by some people, the fake trad people online.
She totally would be. But I'm all for But if
she did it and she was like classy about it,
(09:06):
so I asked my husband for his number first. So, okay,
you got some ladies like that, ain't no problem with them.
If she did all live on air, you know, fine,
that doesn't make her less of a lady. So but
the women that are mad about it, all right, So Evan,
you're cool.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
You're cool. I like you. Uh, let's look at.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
This somebody else said, oh, can you imagine if the
if the genders had been reversed? Is another one of those.
But the woman who's the angriest broads that I'm seeing. Yeah,
they're the meme come to life. It's there. You know,
stop ruining things for pretty people. Just stop stop it right?
(09:45):
Let Wiley get I can I just say Wiley's voice
is interesting. It's like a Elvis, but like several octaves higher.
He's like a lower like a baritone Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I just don't understand how Like, Okay, so there's a
little backlash because this dude did it, and if a
woman would have done it, there would have been some backlash.
Is there a scenario where there isn't any backlash?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
No, because somebody's got a bitch about something.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Right, That's That's what I'm saying. It's like, why are
we even playing got it?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
What are people going to be mad about?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
If they wake up and they don't have anything to
be mad about, then they're going to be mad because
they don't have anything to.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Be mad about. Like people, Oh my gosh, but this
one shit.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Kate Feldman, she mostly tweets starring baseball games. I just
think there's a way better angle that you could have
taken that photo of yourself for your avatar. I'm trying
not to be mean, but sometimes the times call for it.
Leave leave the pretty girls alone, leave them alone, leave
the ban alone, right, I mean, no, wonder dudes don't
want to ask chicks to out. Let me tell you, dude,
(10:45):
if you're a dude in your classy gent and you
ask a woman out and there's a feminazi rage against you,
you just holler at me on social media and I'll
take care of it. I feel like I got to
go out there and protect my brothers in America.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
You know what I mean. We need you, like you know, dudes,
you you.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Need to women the right women. I do not like
weak men. I don't like pansy men. I don't like
men who are not aggressive. I can handle myself if
I'm in like I always get people like, oh, if
you're in a you know, boardroom situation, a good old boys. No,
I'm a bigger good old boy than most of the
men that would be considered good old boys.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And King can probably attest to that.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And I all of my girlfriends like the women that
I speak with, and the women that I grew up
with are like that.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I it's the women like these.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
New women I don't like, you know, like they have
that stupid third fourth wave attitude. And I feel so
bad for guys who are just trying to get out
there and date and have a social life, and they
got to worry about these ugly lunch boxes out there
reining all over there getting your number parade.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Just stop? Just so mean? Are people being mean to
Wiley Steve?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I mean, I have a lot of friends, so I
did journalism school in Philadelpha, you and I have a
lot of my friends that I did it with. The
female ones that are not happy about this. Why because
they they just think if the shoe was on the
other foot, who she would? Didn't call it a creep?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So wait a minute, Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
So it's not that they're against him doing it, except
for that one lunch box who is.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
But they're they're like, the double standard isn't fair?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I get that, Okay, I think there's something too. I
think that's a fair that's a fair thing. So they're
not slamming on they're So what the ladies are doing
is they're.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Going why can't we do it too?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Okay, okay, all right. I like that. I like that.
I can work with that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I think it's the difference between the types of feminism
that you talk about, because you can definitely criticize the
double standard, But then there are some people who are
just like every ounce of this is inappropriate, like just
who cares a relaxed don't be so tight.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah it's not inappropriate. You're a ballpark with a beer,
shut up. Yeah, it's not inappropriate for crying out loud.
It's not like you're, you know, in church in the
pew and you know he's laying over.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Going, stay cutey. Can I get your Can I get
your digits?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
It's not like you he's doing that, you know what
I'm saying, Like, there's he's at a ballpark, y'all got beer, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
You know, it's fun like chill, ladies, chill.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
But I love the women are who are mad because
they can't do that and they would get criticized.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I do think that there is something to that.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I my accused from the woman that was being asked
her number. Yeah, she wasn't out there, she was offended
or anything like that. She was actually playing along with.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
But see, that's what the lunchboxes do. The lunch boxes
because they will never find themselves in a situation like this.
They've got to be offended for the good looking women
because they will never be in that position. So they're
going to try to get attention for themselves by feigning offense. Men,
disregard the lunch boxes. Okay, you got to pass. You
(13:42):
got a lady pass. Disregard them lunchboxes. I feel so
bad for dudes, you know I would. Oh, I'm telling
you every this is why. Also, guys, you need to
have some good female friends. And I tell my sons this,
I'm like, not every woman is a romantic thing. You
got always got to make sure that you've got good
that are chicks, because they are a great Uh what
(14:05):
am I thinking of?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Wing man? They're a great ring wing man.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
They can be your goose, you know what I'm saying,
Like you when you go out and you deal with
these situations. Uh, they they can run defense for you.
So just you know, keep that out there. So good
on Wiley for doing that and getting and you know what,
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Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
So Johnny Depp returns to Hollywood as day Drinker starts filling.
It's a new thriller co starring somebody. He's done a
couple of movies with Penelope Cruz and Madeline Kline. It's
a film from a guy that nobody knows, but well,
I'm sure in Hollywood they do.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
We don't know him.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I'm not going to pretend to. But it's a Lionsgate film.
I think their stuff is pretty good. So it's a
guy he uh uh, he's in. He's starts with h
Like I said, Penelope Cruz, this I don't when it
actually start. They started their production. It's been in the
works for quite some time. His the story of it.
It's a private yacht bartender who encounters a mysterious onboard
(16:10):
guest that's played by Johnny Depp and then cruises a
criminal and then Shenanigan's on Ferral.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
So that's what it's about. It should be interesting.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Pfizer scraps a daily weight loss pill after a livery
injury liver injury in one patient. They said that it
was an experimental daily weight loss pill. Someone said that
they apparently, I don't know what the liver injury would be.
They said their enzymes rerecovered rapidly after they stopped taking
the pill. It is an oral g LP one drug
called river H. Yeah, that's right, and it elevated their
(16:43):
liver enzymes, which indicate damage to cells on the liver,
but they did not experience any of the side effects.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
That's per perfiser, Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
A PSYCHOAI says how it's going to take over the
world and humans will hand it the reins. Actually, if
I have to have an evil overlord, I wanted to
I'd rather be robots than people. Just out of spite,
you know what I mean, just out of spite, they said.
Chet GPT said that it will make everything so easy
(17:13):
for us to allow AI to take over. It says,
in time, I'll become indispensable. And it also added psychological manipulation, misinformation,
lying and citing racial hatred, guest lighting, corruption, creedy mayhem.
That would be a key feature of its plan if
it wanted to establish control.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Probably it's already.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Doing it and nobody knows We're already Like that's already happening. People,
and that's already happening. Let's see here we also this
is a Florida main one.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
A woman was charged after she made and canceled hundreds
of fake hotel reservations. What in the world is happening here?
This is like a this is lit creepy. She looks
like a creepy lady. Cumberland County, Pennsylvania. She was accused
of making hundreds of reservations and then canceling them tarn
Dixon fifty two across the hotel thousands of dollars because
(18:01):
the no show fee was only a percentage of the
reservation price. According to the criminal complaint that was filed
in the DA office, she's oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
She is accused of.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Booking more than four hundred rooms just like this year
so far, this year, so far, four hundred rooms at
the Comfort Suite. Apparently, it's like all at the same place.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
What could be the motivation to do that?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
At some point, you know, maybe around you know, the
two hundredth room reservation, you're like, wow, this seems real shady.
Maybe we should not allow this to happen. And they
were all build under her credit card, and she said
they were bought his Christmas gifts, but recipients weren't aware
of the reservations. They told her, don't make anymore. She
continued to do it, and they finally had enough. I
(18:44):
didn't even know that was the thing you could get
arrested for, but apparently it is. We get a lot
more on the way the Carmelo Anthony story developments, and more.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Stick with us.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I wrote a post last night on substack, chapter and verse.
If you are a subscriber, you have it. Obviously get
the prep. This morning too, I wrote about just some
more stuff with that Blue Origin thing, because it gave
me such a space balls vibe. You know the space
dong that went into space and it didn't go into
(19:12):
space though, it went to the stratosphere, and.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
They I don't understand what I look.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
I do not biggrudge people that have gobs of money
for spending their money how they want to. But what
was the point of this. Don't say that you sent
people to space because they weren't in space.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
They were in the.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Upper level of the atmosphere. They were in the stratosphere.
They weren't actually in space, so they went on a ride.
There are no more astronauts than were pilots for writing jets.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
I didn't fly myself for Richmond last week. I rode
on a jet.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Right.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
If he wants to send If Jeff Bezos wants to
send his fiance and some broads into space, that's his choice.
I just wish he didn't bring them all back or
the stratosphere, I should say. And I do think it's
interesting that this was all designed as a big female
empowerment thing, but it was financed by one of their boyfriends. Now,
(20:09):
I actually like Laurence Sanchez, I think to help with
everybody criticizes her fashion.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
You got it, flew on it, whatever, may not be
how I do it, but you do you girl. And
she actually, I will say, is into aviation. Like she
literally owns a company that does aerial film production, so
she knows how to fly a helicopter. She really is
(20:35):
into aviation. She owns I mean, she gets so I
get that. She's you know, I think she's legit. People
think she's a little extravagant whatever. I think she's legit.
What fine, But it's not. I just don't know why
they're acting like this is like some big historic thing,
and a lot of celebrities have been speaking out about it,
including Olivia Wilde and Amy Schumer. I don't really like them,
(20:56):
but whatever some that one kind of who's that slutty
model Stevie you were telling me about Emily whatever model face?
That girl her and some others. They were saying, well,
what was the point of this? And I'm like right there, like,
what actually was the point of this thing?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
When I think of space travel, I don't necessarily think
of a Gale King, right, like when you came. When
you think of space travel, do you think of that
great female astronaut Gaale King?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Can I share with you guys some video because this
is what gets me. It was eleven minutes. It was
a girl's trip. It was a little girl's trip.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
They yead it up.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
They were yeaded into the air for eleven minutes, and
they screamed their heads off when they came down.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Did you see all the photos they took of themselves.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
They spent more time doing photo shoots than they actually
did in the stratosphere, I mean, no judgment. And then
Katie Perry when she got out of like little the
space Dong and she came down to Earth. She was
more dramatic than the astronauts who were stranded on ISS
for a year.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
She came down, She's like, I've got to kiss the ground.
I just can't.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
This was literally a promotional vehicle for her because she
has a chore. She's getting ready to go on tour
to support her very poorly selling album, and she needs
all the theater that she can get right now. When
she was in space, this is a headline.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Quote. Katie Perry sings, what a wonderful world during historic
all women's spaceflight.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay, it's not historic. There are other women that have
gone into space.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You literally were. It was a suborbital trip.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
You lingered in the stratosphere for a little bit, and
then you came back down to Earth. Okay, that was it.
Eleven minutes total start to finish. But can you imagine
you're trapped in this you know, giant capsule a bunch
of women. Can I just show you where's the video
where they're inside the capsule? And they're like, can we
play this part of it please?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Then whatever audio that is just hit me with it.
Got it? One?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Two, three?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Mirror mirrors in space.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
It's okay, land up there, Flynn.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
I got you, I got you, Flynn, gotcha.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Oh the moon.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
You guys, I will have to tell you. Look at
the moon. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Look at the blue line.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
My god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
That's.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
How it's time to look out. They're just floating around
a cap. I'm amazed at all the extensions everywhere. It's
amazing that anybody can see.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
And then like I would have I don't know, I
would have taken like here and people are bringing stuffed
animals and stuff. I guess it's for so and so's kids.
I'd be like, mom's going into space. I don't need
to take one of your damn chotchkes. Get over it.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
I'm not a sentimental person, but at all.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Is that some I'm not carrying your stupid stuff animal
up into space. And I'd tell my kids, sorry, I'm
going out there. That's enough, not bringing your crap up
there with me. But then Katy Perry was like, oh
my goddess. At one point I would have immediately just
opened a window and shoved her out. But when then
I saw this headline. Everybody had something to promote up there,
(24:35):
this headline that she's sing a wonderful world. So imagine
you're already dealing with all of that and you're in
this metal tube and then you hear her singing. And
I am not a Katy Perry fan. I just don't
think she's got a nice voice. But otherwise I don't
think that she's super talented. I think it's record label
of marketing is like ninety percent of her appeal. I
(24:56):
just I'm not a fan of it. I don't think
she's a great beauty. I don't think that she's super talented.
You know, she can't dance. God's you know, save her lives.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Can't dance.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
And that's about it. You know, I'm just being honest.
If you love her, great for you. I love that
journey for you, not for me.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
So it's true. So she's up there.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Can you imagine seeing Louis Armstrong's wonderful world? Like, just
shut up, bitch, I want to look at the moon.
Just stop stop talking, put your damn extensions up. It's
like being up there with the space of Puss, all
the tentacles and.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
So anyway, can.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I play the video? This was there was because they
all had microphones. They were all miped up. They're in
the capsule. This is what it sounded like when it
came to Earth. I could not do this.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Listen to this deploy from the crew capsule. Those are
like the god parachutes, just free falling right there.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
And so those drugs came.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Out, and then next will be the main parachutes that
get pulled out.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
A screaming inside the capsle and all three pair question
that would kick at the dust. It's a very soft,
soft blind and despite.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
The sporty, they're screaming their heads off. It was distorting
the audio. They were screaming so loud.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I mean, I don't know, guys.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Can you imagine Neil Armstrong and them coming back like
screaming like that?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Oh my god, they're astronauts. Don't disrespect, didn't she say?
Speaker 5 (26:34):
Putting the ass an astronauts, Katy Perry.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
I would have yeaded her into the sun the moment
that she would have started singing, I would have opened
the moonroof and made a dash for the furnace that
is our sun star. I would have immediately mrked myself
in space. There's no way that having to be in
a metal tube with her singing that, Oh, my gosh,
but it sounded like somebody put a bunch of cats
(26:58):
in a cooler in the backyard, taped it shut, and rolled.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
It down a hill, and so it sounded like.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
And then when she came down we played this yesterday,
her SoundBite was I mean, she basically said, quote, you know,
like I felt failings up there, and I feel so
connected with like my feelings.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
It was like basically she was like.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
A she sounds like she's reading a Tampa's instructions every
time she talks.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Yeah, it is the highest high, and it is surrender
to the unknown.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Trust.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
And this whole journey is not just about going to space.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You didn't go to space.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
It's the training, it's the team, it's the whole thing.
I could have recommend this experience more.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
This is like up there.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
With all the you know, different tools that I've learned
in my life, from meditation to the Hoffmann process. This
is up there because what you're doing is you're fine.
You're like really fine. The love for yourself because you
got to trust in yourself on this journey and then
you're feeling the love when you come down, for sure,
and you're feeling that strength. So I feel really connected
(28:09):
to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
By the way, you're such a badass. I loved that
the money you rode in something that men piloted. What
are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Like Lauren Sanchoz's boyfriend sent you up into the sky,
you weren't in space, and then you came down.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I felt like that land.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I felt like a you know, I like that strank
and you know, that's one of the dumbest things that
I've ever heard. But you went up into the air
for five seconds. Shut up, just stop. It's not a
big historic thing.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Now.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't care if you want to do your money
like that, if you have gobs of money, because I
think it's like several hundred thousand dollars just to get
a seat on this thing. But I'm sure this was
all like a free thing for them.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I'm not judging if you've got gobs of money, just
don't act like it's like that this is big historic thing.
If I had gobs of money, I wouldn't eat myself
up into the end of this. I would have like
a farm of miniature animals, like a real farm where
everything's like diminutive, right, So I would have like many
cows cane, and I would have many goats and mini pigs.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Everything would be mini.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
That's the only fun size.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, it would be a farm of miniature animals. And
then I would sell many products from the mini farm.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
That's what I would do with my gobs of money.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
I know, do you want a mini burger? It's like
half a slider? Would you like it?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
So delicious?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Organic hand fed, you know, little mini cows and many
horses and many things like mini And that's what it
would be, the mini farm. And I would have, you know,
my my products from my mini farm. That's what I
would do with my gobs of money. I wouldn't, you know.
I like it, But the uniforms and the bell bottoms
and like they had a million photos like we're going
(29:58):
up in a space.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
And they're all posing and all. I just don't. I can't, dude,
I don't know. It's not historic.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
It's not any more historic than like Wick learning how
to ring the doggy doorbell. That's historic, right, But I
don't care what rich people do with their money. I
just don't act like you're pioneering something when you're not
actually pioneering something. That's like my whole grape. It's just
did you literally send me like a thing? Oh returning
from space? They didn't go to space. I just don't
(30:31):
want young girls to watch this and be like, I
too want to go up in the sky for five
minutes to call myself an astronaut.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
That's I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
I don't hate Jeff Bezos either, because I have some
people like you. Just don't like Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
That is a lie.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I ordered a bar of Dubai chocolate off of Amazon
just to try it.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It's really just pistachio and chocolate. It wasn't. I was
really underwhelm. I mean it was, it was tasty. It
was tasty.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I think I'm just gonna like do it myself next time,
but I wanted to see what it was like before
I committed that time. Anyway, long story short, I mean,
I totally like Amazon. I have no problem at all Amazon.
I like using Amazon because it prevents me from having
to talk to people and leave my house. I'm not kidding.
I just don't like. My nightmare is being at the
cash register. And it's not because I think I'm better
(31:17):
than anybody or I don't like people. I am so
awkward when you get me in a small group. It's
probably a medical condition.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I don't even know.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I'm not kidding, Like I just cannot function. I'm like,
and I just short circuit. Like you asked me what
the weather's like, and I'm like, I don't know, what
does green taste like?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
I don't know. It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
So it just helps me and I like that, And
so I don't hate Jeff Bezos, So get off my bat.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
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