May 26, 2025 • 17 mins
Pedro Pascal calls J.K. Rowling a “heinous loser” after she celebrated the Supreme Court’s ruling regarding trans women’s legal identities. Meanwhile, how are we supposed to celebrate “Lesbian Visibility Week”?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida man. Well, well, well, a Florida USPS worker, this
is probably why none of my packages ever get to
my house and why it takes me. It literally takes
(00:23):
a month to send a piece of mail from my
house to Saint Louis. I'm not even kidding you, that's
how long it takes. A USPS worker was arrested this
month in Melbourne, Florida, because she decided to stop off
at a house party during her route and drink a
bunch of vodka and then later in the mail truck.
Apparently she was caught driving the wrong way in traffic. Dude,
that's a probable cause. Affidavid via click Orlando. Caitlinde, thirty three,
(00:46):
was arrested on April twelfth on a charge of dui.
They literally Melbourne police they called and said, yeah, there's
a USPS truck driving the wrong way down the highway
and the driver is literally just throwing plastic cups out
of the vehicle. So the officers responded and they saw
the mail truck driving west on East University boulevard and
then it made a U turn to head the other way,
(01:07):
and it was swerving in and out of its lane
and then went back into the opposite lane. They pulled
over the mail truck, and they said that Die appeared
to be confused and disoriented. They did a field sobriety exercise,
and of course she did not do well in those.
They questioned her and she said that she was delivering
to a home and she was invited inside for a party,
and she took some vodka shots before she left, and
then she got pulled over. So they asked her wife.
(01:30):
She was swerving in and out of traffic, and she goes, oh,
I was tired. I was taking it out. And she
said that she threw it the cop out of the
vehicle because she was swishing her mouth out with water
so she would smell like alcohol. She was booked in
a Brevard County jail. I mean, there you go right there.
Woo boy. Now we got another guy wrestling another gator.
(01:51):
Every dang week in Florida, you can go wrestle a gator.
So Jacksonville, Florida, let's see, after an Easter dinner, they
had to call a gaiter trapper a family did in
Jacksonville because there was a giant gaiter in their yard.
A woman was getting ready to take her dog out
when she noticed a seven foot alligator right by the
(02:11):
slide door of her patio. And she said, she was
just finishing up Easter dinner with family and she was
she needed to get the alligator off the property, but
she had to get some help. And that's when Mike
Draggitch arrived and shoeless, and he wrestled this gator into
a garbage can. And it's actually hysterical looking because it
(02:34):
kept popping up and hissing at everybody. It couldn't get
out of the can, but it kept popping up to
hiss and nobody got bit. Thankfully, they called Florida Fish
and Wildlife and they were able to take the gator.
But yeah, you gotta be careful. I wouldn't be able
to let like my dogs out or well. Wick could
probably kill one. Wickes hardcore. A wild raccoon attack, a
Florida woman speaks out because she suffered one in her backyard.
(02:57):
They're not pets, she said, a shoe she opened up
her her back door. It bit her on the leg.
It was like Monty python, screaming and a crazy raccoon
and she couldn't shake him off and he chased her
into a corner and they had to call She had
to go to the emergency room animal control how to respond. Thankfully,
the animal tested negative for raise Rebe's, but it was
very aggressive. They had to relocate it as we move.
(03:19):
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Dana sent you. Culturally. I tweeted about this last night
because I saw this article as I was getting ready
(04:45):
to go to bed. I was reading this and it
has to do with Pedro Pescal. Do you guys know
who he is? Pedro Pescal was in Well, my favorite
role was as Ober and whatever what a Martel? Ober
and Martel and Game of Thrones when he had his
head crushed in I thought that was his best role.
(05:06):
I was of my favorite scenes in all the TV.
Popped his head like a great the mountain did he
fought him anyway, So he has come out and he's
attacking JK. Rolling. As you know, they've had a massive
legal fight and they had a big win in the
UK over defining what you know, protecting women and defining
what they are, and he has come out and attacked her.
(05:28):
He called her a loser, among several other things. He
was also in Mandalorian and he was quiet when Gino
Carano was attacked. Gino Carrano just said he was pointing
out some fascistic elements of the left and they went
at her over it and fired her from it. Hollywood
reporter says Pedro Pascal blasted JK. Ralling for her trans tweets.
(05:53):
He called her a heinous loser. He commented on Instagram
calling her a heinous losers also in the Last of
Us which I don't watch, and he was responding to
a post by an activist who criticized her for celebrating
the UK Supreme Court. They had a big ruling last
week saying that trans women should not be recognized as
(06:15):
women and sex legally means biological sex. Ralling was on
her boat. She was with a cigar, and she said,
I love it when a plan comes together. She's gloating
and she has every right to, and she goes, I
get the same royalties whether or not you read my
books or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows, and he went
off on her saying, awful, disgusting, blank is exactly right.
(06:36):
Heinous loser behavior. Now, one of the things that I've
read is his sister apparently is he's got a well,
he's got a brother who pretends to be a girl.
It's not like actually his sister. He's got a sibling
who a brother who came out and said that she
(06:57):
was a girl. And and that's he like, he's gone
to events with her with him before. He's got taken
his brother to events before. He has spoken up in
favor of trains issues before. That's why he was. I
think that kind of gives you some insight as to
why I never said anything in defense of Gina Carano.
And also you get insight into this JK. Rowling thing.
(07:19):
He's making people mad too. Lorraine found this because he
called Rachel Zegler an icon. This is a throwback, well
not too much of a throwback. It's just March of
last year. But after all the stuff with Rachel Zegler
after she ruined the Snow White movie, he weighed in
on it, and now people are kind of rolling their
eyes at him. He called her an icon. He's just
(07:44):
he is. He will Pedro Pascal is a pick me guy.
He will say whatever he has to say to ingratiate
himself with Hollywood. Whatever he has to do, he will
do it. And it's really one of the most emasculating
things I've ever seen. When I think of a masculation,
I think of Pedro Pascal. I thought this for a
(08:05):
long time. Any man that doesn't have the balls to
stick up for his coworker, watch as a female coworker
when she's being savaged unfairly and falsely in the press.
You're just nothing but a sack of low testosterone. That's
all Pedro Pascal is. He's a pick me guy. He
will kiss whatever backside he has to and possibly more,
(08:28):
I think, in order to get more traction in Hollywood.
It's just it's cringe. He tries so hard. If you've
ever seen any video of him, any red carpet, any
red carpet appearance, anything like that, that's exactly what he
tries to do. It's really cringe. Hey, folks, So I
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news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's quickfive.
They're really trying to get you to freak out over
bird flup. They're saying, oh my gosh, bird flu could
be head and north this spring. Fewer federal health officials
(09:55):
are working to stop it. I don't care it's a virus.
It's just that's the way it is. Just wash your hands,
stump being and don't eat dead birds on the side
of the road. I mean, really, how difficult is this? People?
Do we have to freak out over everything? Stop it.
Just take a breather. These people with these headlines good
night panic. In Austria, borders are shut to two countries
(10:15):
after a disease outbreak. Oh but not to like the
influx of people coming in from all manners of the
globe illegally, they said. Slovakia's close twenty four borders introduced
strict measures to help prevent the spread of a highly
infectious disease. They said, this is it's foot in mouth
foot in mouth disease. Again. Just don't be gross, be
(10:37):
careful what you eat. I mean, okain, what in the
world people know this second measle staff reported in Texas,
I mean all of these are just like an oop.
Also Texas, a g is investigating Kellogg's over healthy cereal claims.
(10:57):
Ken Paxton said that they're investigating hell Loogs over the
artificial food dies in cereals. Why does anybody eat? What
did anybody eat? These anyway, like the the pops and
the fruit loops or fruitiosulga probably I remember as a
kid loving I never had fruit loops until I moved
out on my own and I bought a box of fruits.
(11:17):
I always had fruitios. I always had like the great
value version. Actually growing up, you're right, we all we
had cheerios? Did I did not get cereal in a
box like maybe a couple of times. It was always
in bags, right, it was always in a bag every
when kicks came out. Kid tested mother. It's a horrible cereal.
Had cheerios up to that point. Cheerios also was horrible
(11:39):
unless you put a cup of sugar in it. It's horrible,
does it? Why would anybody eat that? Grape nuts? Grape
nuts are horrible. That's like go out and just you
know what, just beat up a squirrel and take its food.
That's the station. You know what. Grape nuts is squirrels
eating nuts and spitting them into the cereal box and
they seal it up at the factory and send it
out and people pay money for it. That's a great
(12:00):
one today. Huh Yeah, I'm just saying anyway, just stop
eating trash. There's your headline uh, and then care of God.
But I've got more what Dana, We're done with your
darian Us today. That's okay, it's uh, but you're not NASA,
by the way, we'd missed this last second last headlines. NASA.
They're saying that there is a mysterious structure on Mars
(12:23):
that proves there was life on the red planet. It's
a new book out. They said that they've analyzed dozens
of photos of structures in the Martian surface and they
are positive that they are man made. Well, I don't
know if they're watching what our headlines have been for
the past forty eight hours, actually longer than that. They
don't want anything to do with us, because the stupidity
may be more catching than the hand, foot and mouth
(12:44):
than the measles. Can we talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? No? Yeah,
we need to because I didn't know it was this week. Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's this week. Hold up, it's this week. It's a
ghost till Friday. I didn't like. Apparently it kicked off
what yesterday? Today? Lesbian Visibility Week? It has a graphic,
so you know it's official. When they come out with graphics,
(13:06):
it's official. Lesbian Visibility Week the one week which you
can see lesbians any other time and look the graphic.
Wann't showing you the graphic on this on the simn
okay it is official with that graphic. It's Lesbian Visibility Week. Uh,
it's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and be
visible in our community. That's right. You didn't know that,
(13:29):
did you. There could be I mean, well, this week
they can't. But any other time there could be an
invisible lesbian, like in your carcane, you would know it
because they're invisible. I had no idea, I'm telling you,
and I have to reread this tweet. I saw this
last night from now Her name is Governor Tina Cootech.
(13:55):
I read it as Tina cotechs and I'm like, that
makes all the sense in the world. She tweeted. I'm
one of two lesbians who hold the title of governor
in the United States. I'm proud to live in and
serve a state where every person can be their authentic selves.
(14:19):
How are you not being your authentic selves? Now this
is gonna blow your mind, but hold up, do you
know that there are actual lesbians that go to work
and don't talk about how they are lesbians all the
time and preface everything with digital I'm a lesbian. That's
how they're invisible. I'm telling you. I mean, if you're
a lesbian, you're not telling everybody you're lesbian. Are you
(14:40):
a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls in the woods.
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they are invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they
not going out on strike teams? Right? Think about the
(15:00):
baddies that we don't, like al Chopo or something like
when he's done, we could have sent in an invisible
lesbian straight team and they could have just kill build
El Chapo, right, and then nobody would have been the
wiser because invisible, right, invisible. I just don't understand. And
(15:20):
then you get this governor who says I'm one of two. Well,
I why do people have to constantly affix to themselves
these identity politic boxes. It's like they think that somehow
their specialness is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach. Right, So, like, okay,
(15:42):
you're a lesbian, what if your trans lesbian? Oh, my gosh,
that person's more special than you are. I just you know,
I don't sit here and tell people like I really
like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like
a big guacamole lover here behind the mine, you know
what I mean? I don't. I just don't do that
kind of stuff. I don't understand why, you know, it
doesn't make any sense to me. Why why people do this?
I don't know. I mean, then dood needs to send
(16:05):
them out of strike teams. They I'm still trying to
get over Governor Cotex. I'm one of two people who
believe the number of intersectional boxes you check determines your
worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with this stuff. This is so goofy. You don't constantly,
you know, need to list identity politics as like your
(16:30):
lead in order to somehow give you worth. I mean,
you you have worth without all of this stuff. It
just looks it just as goofy. We need a whole
month devoted to how we get it out. What about
like street dudes into fed chicks or you know, skinny
dudes into you know, super skinny. I don't know, like,
I mean, are we just going to start dudes who
(16:51):
pee sitting down? Like it a whole visibility week? Like,
how are we? Is this where we're gonna go? Every
little thing has to be played up as some sort
of like identity politic check, you know, box check. I guess.
I mean, but why are you not having representation? Is
my question? Like for those Yeah, faking that you don't
(17:13):
have representation is kind of the griff. I mean, you're governor.
I'm pretty sure you're visible. No one sees me. I'm
the lesbian governor. How did you get to the governor? Well,
I was a lesbian and then I talked about running
for office. That's what I think. She's a DEI hire personally,
but yeah, I was really trying to get over governor.
Ko Tech. It's Kotech, but still. Thanks for tuning into
(17:37):
today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Tooth podcast. If you
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
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Florida man. Well, well, well, a Florida USPS worker, this
is probably why none of my packages ever get to
my house and why it takes me. It literally takes
(00:23):
a month to send a piece of mail from my
house to Saint Louis. I'm not even kidding you, that's
how long it takes. A USPS worker was arrested this
month in Melbourne, Florida, because she decided to stop off
at a house party during her route and drink a
bunch of vodka and then later in the mail truck.
Apparently she was caught driving the wrong way in traffic. Dude,
that's a probable cause. Affidavid via click Orlando. Caitlinde, thirty three,
(00:46):
was arrested on April twelfth on a charge of dui.
They literally Melbourne police they called and said, yeah, there's
a USPS truck driving the wrong way down the highway
and the driver is literally just throwing plastic cups out
of the vehicle. So the officers responded and they saw
the mail truck driving west on East University boulevard and
then it made a U turn to head the other way,
(01:07):
and it was swerving in and out of its lane
and then went back into the opposite lane. They pulled
over the mail truck, and they said that Die appeared
to be confused and disoriented. They did a field sobriety exercise,
and of course she did not do well in those.
They questioned her and she said that she was delivering
to a home and she was invited inside for a party,
and she took some vodka shots before she left, and
then she got pulled over. So they asked her wife.
(01:30):
She was swerving in and out of traffic, and she goes, oh,
I was tired. I was taking it out. And she
said that she threw it the cop out of the
vehicle because she was swishing her mouth out with water
so she would smell like alcohol. She was booked in
a Brevard County jail. I mean, there you go right there.
Woo boy. Now we got another guy wrestling another gator.
(01:51):
Every dang week in Florida, you can go wrestle a gator.
So Jacksonville, Florida, let's see, after an Easter dinner, they
had to call a gaiter trapper a family did in
Jacksonville because there was a giant gaiter in their yard.
A woman was getting ready to take her dog out
when she noticed a seven foot alligator right by the
(02:11):
slide door of her patio. And she said, she was
just finishing up Easter dinner with family and she was
she needed to get the alligator off the property, but
she had to get some help. And that's when Mike
Draggitch arrived and shoeless, and he wrestled this gator into
a garbage can. And it's actually hysterical looking because it
(02:34):
kept popping up and hissing at everybody. It couldn't get
out of the can, but it kept popping up to
hiss and nobody got bit. Thankfully, they called Florida Fish
and Wildlife and they were able to take the gator.
But yeah, you gotta be careful. I wouldn't be able
to let like my dogs out or well. Wick could
probably kill one. Wickes hardcore. A wild raccoon attack, a
Florida woman speaks out because she suffered one in her backyard.
(02:57):
They're not pets, she said, a shoe she opened up
her her back door. It bit her on the leg.
It was like Monty python, screaming and a crazy raccoon
and she couldn't shake him off and he chased her
into a corner and they had to call She had
to go to the emergency room animal control how to respond. Thankfully,
the animal tested negative for raise Rebe's, but it was
very aggressive. They had to relocate it as we move.
(03:19):
Our partners at Celtech all right gen three sub two
k brand new k e Ltec, Florida based company. Great company,
by the way. And the folks over at Keltech they
have this. I mean they have different versions of the
fold in half carbine, but now you have it chambered
and all kinds of stuff including brand new ten millimeter
(03:40):
and everything made right here in the USAA, all American parts,
all American labor, and all American ingenuity. Single twist and
fold motion of the rotating four enfolds this quickly and
half optics and all. You don't have to detach anything,
and just as quickly it deploys, zeroed and ready to rock.
It folds down to sixteen and a half inches for
easy storage and transport. Take clockmags. You got a reliable
(04:02):
Blowbycke design, ensuring ease and maintenance and consistent performance. A
five pound trigger pool for greater accuracy, internal buffer for
softer recoil rails, up top for accessories inlock integrated ideal
for home defense, backpacking and camping as well as law enforcement,
school church. I mean, whatever it is you need it for,
it's ready. And they have a great, like I said,
(04:24):
great innovative designs and they stand behind everything that they make.
Learn more at Celtech Weapons dot com, Innovation Performance, Celtech
k e l t Ec Weapons dot com. Tell them
Dana sent you. Culturally. I tweeted about this last night
because I saw this article as I was getting ready
(04:45):
to go to bed. I was reading this and it
has to do with Pedro Pescal. Do you guys know
who he is? Pedro Pescal was in Well, my favorite
role was as Ober and whatever what a Martel? Ober
and Martel and Game of Thrones when he had his
head crushed in I thought that was his best role.
(05:06):
I was of my favorite scenes in all the TV.
Popped his head like a great the mountain did he
fought him anyway, So he has come out and he's
attacking JK. Rolling. As you know, they've had a massive
legal fight and they had a big win in the
UK over defining what you know, protecting women and defining
what they are, and he has come out and attacked her.
(05:28):
He called her a loser, among several other things. He
was also in Mandalorian and he was quiet when Gino
Carano was attacked. Gino Carrano just said he was pointing
out some fascistic elements of the left and they went
at her over it and fired her from it. Hollywood
reporter says Pedro Pascal blasted JK. Ralling for her trans tweets.
(05:53):
He called her a heinous loser. He commented on Instagram
calling her a heinous losers also in the Last of
Us which I don't watch, and he was responding to
a post by an activist who criticized her for celebrating
the UK Supreme Court. They had a big ruling last
week saying that trans women should not be recognized as
(06:15):
women and sex legally means biological sex. Ralling was on
her boat. She was with a cigar, and she said,
I love it when a plan comes together. She's gloating
and she has every right to, and she goes, I
get the same royalties whether or not you read my
books or burn them. Enjoy your marshmallows, and he went
off on her saying, awful, disgusting, blank is exactly right.
(06:36):
Heinous loser behavior. Now, one of the things that I've
read is his sister apparently is he's got a well,
he's got a brother who pretends to be a girl.
It's not like actually his sister. He's got a sibling
who a brother who came out and said that she
(06:57):
was a girl. And and that's he like, he's gone
to events with her with him before. He's got taken
his brother to events before. He has spoken up in
favor of trains issues before. That's why he was. I
think that kind of gives you some insight as to
why I never said anything in defense of Gina Carano.
And also you get insight into this JK. Rowling thing.
(07:19):
He's making people mad too. Lorraine found this because he
called Rachel Zegler an icon. This is a throwback, well
not too much of a throwback. It's just March of
last year. But after all the stuff with Rachel Zegler
after she ruined the Snow White movie, he weighed in
on it, and now people are kind of rolling their
eyes at him. He called her an icon. He's just
(07:44):
he is. He will Pedro Pascal is a pick me guy.
He will say whatever he has to say to ingratiate
himself with Hollywood. Whatever he has to do, he will
do it. And it's really one of the most emasculating
things I've ever seen. When I think of a masculation,
I think of Pedro Pascal. I thought this for a
(08:05):
long time. Any man that doesn't have the balls to
stick up for his coworker, watch as a female coworker
when she's being savaged unfairly and falsely in the press.
You're just nothing but a sack of low testosterone. That's
all Pedro Pascal is. He's a pick me guy. He
will kiss whatever backside he has to and possibly more,
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I think, in order to get more traction in Hollywood.
It's just it's cringe. He tries so hard. If you've
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They're really trying to get you to freak out over
bird flup. They're saying, oh my gosh, bird flu could
be head and north this spring. Fewer federal health officials
(09:55):
are working to stop it. I don't care it's a virus.
It's just that's the way it is. Just wash your hands,
stump being and don't eat dead birds on the side
of the road. I mean, really, how difficult is this? People?
Do we have to freak out over everything? Stop it.
Just take a breather. These people with these headlines good
night panic. In Austria, borders are shut to two countries
(10:15):
after a disease outbreak. Oh but not to like the
influx of people coming in from all manners of the
globe illegally, they said. Slovakia's close twenty four borders introduced
strict measures to help prevent the spread of a highly
infectious disease. They said, this is it's foot in mouth
foot in mouth disease. Again. Just don't be gross, be
(10:37):
careful what you eat. I mean, okain, what in the
world people know this second measle staff reported in Texas,
I mean all of these are just like an oop.
Also Texas, a g is investigating Kellogg's over healthy cereal claims.
(10:57):
Ken Paxton said that they're investigating hell Loogs over the
artificial food dies in cereals. Why does anybody eat? What
did anybody eat? These anyway, like the the pops and
the fruit loops or fruitiosulga probably I remember as a
kid loving I never had fruit loops until I moved
out on my own and I bought a box of fruits.
(11:17):
I always had fruitios. I always had like the great
value version. Actually growing up, you're right, we all we
had cheerios? Did I did not get cereal in a
box like maybe a couple of times. It was always
in bags, right, it was always in a bag every
when kicks came out. Kid tested mother. It's a horrible cereal.
Had cheerios up to that point. Cheerios also was horrible
(11:39):
unless you put a cup of sugar in it. It's horrible,
does it? Why would anybody eat that? Grape nuts? Grape
nuts are horrible. That's like go out and just you
know what, just beat up a squirrel and take its food.
That's the station. You know what. Grape nuts is squirrels
eating nuts and spitting them into the cereal box and
they seal it up at the factory and send it
out and people pay money for it. That's a great
(12:00):
one today. Huh Yeah, I'm just saying anyway, just stop
eating trash. There's your headline uh, and then care of God.
But I've got more what Dana, We're done with your
darian Us today. That's okay, it's uh, but you're not NASA,
by the way, we'd missed this last second last headlines. NASA.
They're saying that there is a mysterious structure on Mars
(12:23):
that proves there was life on the red planet. It's
a new book out. They said that they've analyzed dozens
of photos of structures in the Martian surface and they
are positive that they are man made. Well, I don't
know if they're watching what our headlines have been for
the past forty eight hours, actually longer than that. They
don't want anything to do with us, because the stupidity
may be more catching than the hand, foot and mouth
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than the measles. Can we talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? No? Yeah,
we need to because I didn't know it was this week. Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's this week. Hold up, it's this week. It's a
ghost till Friday. I didn't like. Apparently it kicked off
what yesterday? Today? Lesbian Visibility Week? It has a graphic,
so you know it's official. When they come out with graphics,
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it's official. Lesbian Visibility Week the one week which you
can see lesbians any other time and look the graphic.
Wann't showing you the graphic on this on the simn
okay it is official with that graphic. It's Lesbian Visibility Week. Uh,
it's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and be
visible in our community. That's right. You didn't know that,
(13:29):
did you. There could be I mean, well, this week
they can't. But any other time there could be an
invisible lesbian, like in your carcane, you would know it
because they're invisible. I had no idea, I'm telling you,
and I have to reread this tweet. I saw this
last night from now Her name is Governor Tina Cootech.
(13:55):
I read it as Tina cotechs and I'm like, that
makes all the sense in the world. She tweeted. I'm
one of two lesbians who hold the title of governor
in the United States. I'm proud to live in and
serve a state where every person can be their authentic selves.
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How are you not being your authentic selves? Now this
is gonna blow your mind, but hold up, do you
know that there are actual lesbians that go to work
and don't talk about how they are lesbians all the
time and preface everything with digital I'm a lesbian. That's
how they're invisible. I'm telling you. I mean, if you're
a lesbian, you're not telling everybody you're lesbian. Are you
(14:40):
a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls in the woods.
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they are invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they
not going out on strike teams? Right? Think about the
(15:00):
baddies that we don't, like al Chopo or something like
when he's done, we could have sent in an invisible
lesbian straight team and they could have just kill build
El Chapo, right, and then nobody would have been the
wiser because invisible, right, invisible. I just don't understand. And
(15:20):
then you get this governor who says I'm one of two. Well,
I why do people have to constantly affix to themselves
these identity politic boxes. It's like they think that somehow
their specialness is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach. Right, So, like, okay,
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you're a lesbian, what if your trans lesbian? Oh, my gosh,
that person's more special than you are. I just you know,
I don't sit here and tell people like I really
like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like
a big guacamole lover here behind the mine, you know
what I mean? I don't. I just don't do that
kind of stuff. I don't understand why, you know, it
doesn't make any sense to me. Why why people do this?
I don't know. I mean, then dood needs to send
(16:05):
them out of strike teams. They I'm still trying to
get over Governor Cotex. I'm one of two people who
believe the number of intersectional boxes you check determines your
worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with this stuff. This is so goofy. You don't constantly,
you know, need to list identity politics as like your
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lead in order to somehow give you worth. I mean,
you you have worth without all of this stuff. It
just looks it just as goofy. We need a whole
month devoted to how we get it out. What about
like street dudes into fed chicks or you know, skinny
dudes into you know, super skinny. I don't know, like,
I mean, are we just going to start dudes who
(16:51):
pee sitting down? Like it a whole visibility week? Like,
how are we? Is this where we're gonna go? Every
little thing has to be played up as some sort
of like identity politic check, you know, box check. I guess.
I mean, but why are you not having representation? Is
my question? Like for those Yeah, faking that you don't
(17:13):
have representation is kind of the griff. I mean, you're governor.
I'm pretty sure you're visible. No one sees me. I'm
the lesbian governor. How did you get to the governor? Well,
I was a lesbian and then I talked about running
for office. That's what I think. She's a DEI hire personally,
but yeah, I was really trying to get over governor.
Ko Tech. It's Kotech, but still. Thanks for tuning into
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