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September 26, 2025 20 mins
Kamala Harris goes on bizarre WORD SALAD claiming her rally crowds would constantly "pass" babies around. Meanwhile, remember when the free speech purist late night hosts celebrated when President Trump got kicked off of Twitter?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
That's right, it's time for Florida Man. On the Dana Show,
A Dlash Dana Lash Radio and X on Twitter. I
am Craig Collins filling in a Florida man put somebody
else in his car over a crazy, crazy argument that
happened to the seven to eleven. So a Florida clerk
is working and a dude comes into the seven eleven
in Florida. Of course, the guy I think is forty

(00:35):
nine years old. This is in Seminole County where it happened,
and he wants to buy some black and miles. He
wants to buy some cigars, some very popular small cigars. Actually,
he said that the clerk didn't immediately stop cleaning up
to serve him, so he got mad. He started to yell,
and they got into a verbal argument, and at one
point the clerk at the seven to eleven decided to

(00:58):
usher the man out of the lablishment into his vehicle
and lock him there, which I find hilarious. I also
do think that it's the kind of thing that you're
sort of weak if you allow someone to do But anyway, nonetheless, yes,
the guy, the defendant, I wound up getting shut inside
a vehicle that he couldn't get out of for some reason.
That's when he called nine to one one to say

(01:18):
that he had been detained and arrested. I'd be the
seven to eleven clerk who thought he was being disrespectful
in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
This only happens in Florida. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
You only have somebody walk into an establishment, get mad
about the service they provide, and then have that person
who you're mad at decide to pseudo arrest you, which
is illegal. That is a crime. You do get in
trouble for that. He said, the defendant that he was
scared that something else might happen, which is part of
the reason he went along with being locked.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Inside the guy's car. Come on, dude, just leave.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Just decide not to get your black and mild and
leave when the clerk is berating you for being upset
with them and then also threatening to lock you into
their vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
This story is crazy, though.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Another Florida man that I do like, a guy in
Marion County, decided to build a tire fortress around his
property when he thought people were being a little bit
too nosy. This is the kind of thing I just accepted,
not even really pay attention to. To be honest, if
I live next to Florida tire Ford guy, I just
think that was the cost of living in beautiful Florida.

(02:20):
I quick break a lot more Craig counseling in on
the Danish show. I would not have said that Biden's
brain was broken if he was doing this many interviews,
this well with media every day. But of course his
administration knew that he wouldn't, so they protected him at
all costs from anyone and everyone in media. And actually

(02:42):
it's not like they could roll out the Vice president
her word salad broken crazy things seemed to demonstrate that
her brain might also be broken at a much younger age,
which is probably bad. Case in point might be this.
There's a new viral clip that shows Kamala Harris talking
about how babies would be passed around at her rallies.

(03:03):
This is a weird thing to brag about, by the way,
like not passed to her to kiss them. She just
like would see in the audience. A whole bunch of
people just passing around babies whether or not that's my
child and I trust all the people around me to
give the child back to me. That's not important. We're
celebrating the vice president apparently and her run for office
by passing around babies just at any any kind of

(03:26):
event for some reason. Here's how Kamala Harris described this.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
You know, one of my favorite things to see in
It would always happen spontaneously at our rallies, and thousands
of people would come, huh and there it would happen
is invariably somebody would want me to take a picture
of a husbear child and someone in the back would

(03:51):
hand that baby over through the crowd up to you
people who.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Would bless the baby.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Here the the baby, see.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
And then past the baby.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Bit.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
This is ridiculous. It didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
By the way, this not only didn't occur as often
as Kavla Harris wants to say it did, but if
it did, she should have immediately said no to this, like,
don't just hand your baby to strangers. Don't don't do
that just to get a picture with me and the baby.
This seems ridiculous and bad. It's insane, and there's so
many different versions of just broken, ridiculous, lying, craziness.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
But that is Harris.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
And she also said it with that you know, twang
in voice that she's trying to use. Depending on who
she thinks her audience is, her speech changes, which is weird,
and it happens for a lot of people in politics.
And I want to say another thing about that real quick.
I know that's not what this rant is about, per se.
If you're someone Jasmine Crockett's another name that comes to mind,

(04:53):
and Trump recently called her low IQ again. But if
you're someone who talks like that your real life, like
when the cameras are off, when you're not in front
of the microphone, and you can say it's because of
your ethnicity or whatever you want. If you're someone who
talks in that weird version of speech that I don't
use as white dude, then do it all the time.

(05:16):
Don't do it occasionally. Do it constantly. Own who you are,
be yourself, don't be performative in another way, if your
performance is actually the version of you that doesn't speak
like that, I think that that would be good for
society is to be who you are all the time,
because it would make me not accuse you of being
performative when you do it occasionally when in front of

(05:40):
certain audiences. And Hillary Clinton did this, A bunch of
other people did this, And I know if you're a
black you'll couch this in. Well, this is how I
actually am. I just can't be this way because white
people wouldn't like it. Well, that's as inauthentic as the
opposite as pretending that you're something you're not depending on
what crowd you're in front of. Just be yourself and
see if you can get votes that way. But that's

(06:02):
why I don't believe it. I don't think that these
individuals are like this. And actually, what I most appreciate,
I guess this is the last thing I'll say before
I take a break. I most appreciate about Trump, about
Elon Musk, about Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Very tragic to have lost Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I know I didn't fill in for Dana after that,
and she did an amazing job. You should check out
the videos and audio that's out there Dana who knew
Charlie and how she talked about him. But something that
they said about Charlie Kirk, that they say about Elon
and Trump, same person in front of microphone, in front
of camera, as they are off camera, off microphone, exact same,

(06:40):
same beliefs, same thoughts, same mannerisms, just identical individual and
that is so rare in our society, especially in politics.
It's so rare that it deserves to be celebrated, and
these individuals who don't do it, who don't do any
form of it, deserve to be told that they need
to behave differently and be rejected by society until they

(07:03):
actually are the real version of themselves, whatever it is.
Because the performance is the thing that acts like you
and I are stupid. It definitely does not respect the
audience when you do performative versions of anything. And so
I think it's sort of amazing that we have that
version of defense that comes out whenever someone does throw

(07:23):
in the slang more and then they say, well, that's
who I actually am, But you can't take it as
the white people out there or the whoever out there
in society, so I can only be myself Occasionally that
means you're a liar, and that means you're probably lying
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true that that's the lie that the lie you're telling
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(09:06):
and now.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
All of the news you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's right, it's time for a quick five on the
Data show Thrilled to be with You. My name is
Greg Collins, filling in. This is funny whenever this happens.
But a ref turned on a microphone during Thursday night
football last night, and just as he was talking and
making a call, a player walked by him in staid
a very bad word. Seattle Arizona final score twenty three twenty.
This moment probably you know, as entertaining as a very

(09:35):
good game.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Here we go Jackson Smith and Chicka, who didn't really
need to make the hold is right in front of
the hold area.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I can't off it.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
En you care fou he the look he did?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah beautiful.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I love all the reactions to it after they hear
the bad word that gets played on television, mostly because
I bet you the player did it on purpose. I
think that, you know, as the MIC's on, you want
your side of the equation to be thrown in there,
and that's what it was. So I like that all
the time. I like when players are miked up. I
like when baseball does it. Everything about it is just

(10:19):
a lot of fun. Let's get more of that going on.
I don't care if bad words happen. It's a part
of the game, baby. They're saying a whole lot of
bad things on the field all the time. Amazon has
agreed to pay two point five billion dollars is settle
a lawsuit about deceptive practices in forcing you into certain
things as far as your Amazon Prime membership is concerned.

(10:39):
A deceptive Prime enrollment practices is what it was saying.
The suit was filed in twenty twenty three under the
Biden administration. I claim that Amazon created confusing and deceptive
user interfaces that led consumers to enroll in Prime without
knowing it. They have eventually decided they're going to pay
a whole bunch of money. So yeah, yet another company
that's big and terrible and overly powerful in our society

(11:03):
doing something bad and getting hit with a speed bump
that they'll pay, even if the speed bump is that significant.
They'll figure out a way to throw that money in
and just keep going, just keep doing more of the same,
all right.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Another thing out there.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Starbucks has announced significant store closures and layoffs. This is
causing a whole lot of chaos on the left. CNN
is one of the places that reported on this and
talked about how it might be because Starbucks has dealt
with a whole lot of employees who have unionized, and
that means that Starbucks is bad, not the other thing.
The thing is that Starbucks is struggling a whole lot

(11:37):
because a bunch of its stores not as popular apparently,
and the amount of money they're paying all their workers
maybe not as great as it used to be so. Again,
a big reason why likely this whole thing is shutting down,
or not all of them, but a bunch of Starbucks
are closing is because you can't force a business to
do something that doesn't benefit the business. Inevitably, they just

(11:58):
close the whole thing down. Not surprised at all. And
again I don't think I'll go into the fear mongering
version of this is bad because because this is how
companies react to losing money, they close businesses. There's a
guy that needs to be publicly roasted. Ticketmaster CEO says
concert tickets are too cheap. Actually that's ridiculous, of course

(12:19):
to a whole lot of us. But the CEO at
Ticketmaster would like concert tickets to be more expensive so
he makes more money. Mostly, what he's saying is that
they get resold on the secondary market for more money
than actually people pay for them originally, and it's cutting
into his profits. Baby, what an idiot? All right, quick
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And by the way, celebrating Kimmel this week has probably
been one of the most annoying things the Left has done.
I don't think they'll be watching long term because Kimmel's
just really not that good. He alienates half his audience,
and how hardcore politically he is something that you know,
I really love a quote from Johnny Carson about this,

(14:19):
and I'm about to be forty, so I'm not someone
who grew up watching Carson, but you can still appreciate
the significance of Johnny Carson to late night television. And
one thing he said about not sharing his own opinion
in that world is that if you do it too often,
it starts to become something that you believe is more
important than just entertaining people. You start to be so

(14:42):
full of yourself This is Carson's opinion that you no
longer are serving your audience, You're serving yourself and how
you throw out your opinions on a daily basis in
the world of late night entertainment television, and I think
he's absolutely right about that. There are places and forums
where what you choose to go and consume is going.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
To be opinionated, political whatever.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
This show is a great example of that.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Data is not going to be shy about her opinions
on a daily basis on this show, because that's what
this show is about. But if she were given a
late night, you know, entertainment talk show. I shouldn't speak
for Data, but I think if anybody were given a
late night entertainment talk show, some part of them might say, Hey,
if I can try to lay off the politics a
little more in that atmosphere, maybe I'd have a larger audience.

(15:31):
This is something that Kimmel and others seem to refuse
to learn that Johnny Carson knew is that if you're
not coming to me for political opinion, and when you
used to turn on late night entertainment interview TV, you
weren't going there for political opinion and a whole lot
of people do not go there for political opinion. Now
that's why they don't watch it, then you shouldn't add

(15:51):
it you actually, you know what I also love. It's
something that a couple guys in sports radio talk about.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I won't name them.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I don't want to push you anywhere other than the show,
but I do love when people say that the audience
determines what I pay attention to, not what I think
of it. That's not how the audience gets to tell
me what to do. My opinion will always be my own.
I have to share my own. I have to be
honest about what I think because anything else is going
to fail.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Honestly.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
That's the number one trick I think of media in general.
Whatever form you're on, is say what you actually think.
It'll be easier than trying to make up stuff that
you don't believe. But as far as what topics you discuss,
absolutely the audience can dictate which ones you should be
focused on because it's the ones they care about and
the ones they probably most want your take on. And

(16:39):
that's something that comes from sports media too. And I
love that when people say that, when they push you
that road, because it is true, it is valuable to
pay attention to the things that other people are paying
attention to. Now case in point, to get back to
something else I was trying to say, though, is late
night hosts celebrate it Trump being censored and removed from

(16:59):
all Jimmy Kimmel for about a week lost a network
talk show. He got it back, but he lost it
for a few days. He wasn't silenced in any form
of social media. He absolutely joked about the death of
Charlie Kirk, and he absolutely tried to point the finger
at MAGA and claimed that the killer of Charlie Kirk
was a MAGA individual, which he's absolutely not no part

(17:23):
of that makes any sense. He then came back without
apologizing and said that he never meant to say the
things he evidently said. But nonetheless, he wasn't silenced as
much as Trump was. This did not occur in the
same capacity whatsoever. And here is the left celebrating the
silencing of someone that they heavily disagree with, again, something
that didn't even happen to Kimmel. But now Kimmel and

(17:45):
others are pretending as though it's a freedom of speech
thing for them, and for this one person to be
kept on network television, even though, as I said a
moment ago, he's already alienating half of the audience in
how he chooses to be overly political when they're really
coming there for entertainment, or at least used to come
there for that and not for the political ranting.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
Trump has been suspended from Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and even Snapchat.
But don't worry, mister president. There are still plenty of
apps you do have access to. You still have Spotify
to drown out the sound of millions of people cheering
as you leave Google, Apple and Amazon removed the Parlor
app from their platforms.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Parlor is where all the right.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Wingers gather to post qann sense and misspel the word Parlor.
Trumpers are complaining bitterly that they're being silenced. They, in fact,
they won't shut up about being silenced.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I love having Donald Trump off Twitter, not to mention
all the other toxic racists and conspiracy theorists that have been.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Booted off Ooo damn on lifetime. Twitter band has got
a sting. They took away his precious Twitter.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Isn't the only social media site that wants nothing to
do with our president. He's also been banned or restricted
from a bevy of other platforms, including Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Reddit,
and even Twitch.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
What are you waiting for? Porn Hub? It's not a coincidence.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, way to go, Stephen Colbert. Hilarious, hilarious stuff. Anyway, Again,
they all celebrated this, and these are the same people
that are up in arms now saying that, you know,
the right to have a talk show is the same
as the right of a president of the United States
to be left on social media platforms. The silencing of
Trump will he was still in the office of president,

(19:24):
is absolutely one of the most ridiculous things that ever
happened in our society. And it should be the same
thing where the free speech warrior is up in arms
screaming and yelling, and all of them were celebrating it.
So you reap what you sew. Seems to be an
aspect of that in the world of these individuals being
so proud of something. If it inevitably even remotely close
to the same which it wasn't happens to them, they get.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
To react the way they do.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
But guess what, we're not all that surprise that it occurs,
and maybe more of these people deserve to be fired
because they don't have anywhere near the audience that Carson
used to have, because no one cares about hearing their
political opinion so much. Let the audience tell you what
it wants to hear you talk about. Don't be defiant
in the face of that when your ratings are terrible.
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