Absurd Truth: Kimmel Back In The Toilet & Serena Williams' Hotel Experience

Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings have fallen even further than before following his non-apology over Charlie Kirk as Americans continue to bail on Disney. Serena Williams calls out a New York hotel for cotton plant decor in their corridor. Hakeem Jeffries freaks out over Trump sharing an AI video of Jeffries in a sombrero. Pete Hegseth announces a new twice-yearly PT test for top brass in the US Military in a fierce Patton-esque speech in Quantico.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida. Man.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
This is awesome. I love stories like this, people helping people.
So this is ABC three. A shrimp Basket cook goes
above and beyond to save an elderly regular from a
dire situation. And this is in Pensacola. This cook at
Shrimp Basket in Pensacola. His name is Donnelle Stalworth. And

(00:38):
they said that there was a regular and when you
scroll halfway down the article then you get to the
actual story. ABC three, you need to do a better
job at that. So basically they had a regular come
in as seventy eight year old and he said that
the guy came in, came in regularly, and that he
noticed that he stopped coming in, and then the staff

(00:58):
actually tried calling him because he's such a regular that
they were concerned that he wasn't showing up and they
even had, like, by the way, they even threw a
party for him at this restaurant to celebrate his seventy
eighth birthday. So Stalwart was like, you know what, I'm
going to swing by the guy's house because this is weird.
And he said, I knocked on the door, nobody answered.
Third time I knocked, I didn't hear anything, and he said,

(01:19):
I stayed for a minute and then I heard a
weak voice say help, and I said, who is it?
And he opened the door and he saw the guy
laying on the ground. The guy was laying on the
ground for like days. He had fallen, He had suffered
multiple broken ribs, he had bruising all over his body,
and he was in tears. Stalwart called paramedics immediately. And
now he's been checking on the guy regularly and the

(01:41):
guy's in physical therapy and he's you know, regaining his
function again. So that's awesome. So he said, he goes
he was going to take him a thing, a gumba
when he went to visit him next. So that guy's awesome.
What a great friend. And that's just being a good
steward or your fellow man. That's what it's about right there.
You know, how many times does would that have happen?
But in the real world, so shines a good deed

(02:02):
in a weary world. So I hope many good things
happened to Donnelle Stalworth in his life because he deserves it. Oh,
I don't want that one. Not getting that one, not
doing that story. Oh oh no, it's a bad one. Guys.
I cannot know. I am not following up that sweet
story about Donale Stalworth helping that elderly man with what
I just saw. Oh my gosh, you can't make me

(02:25):
go into an UPTI post song after a dead dog story.
You can't do it if you've never heard that. It's
one of the funniest things ever. A few other things.
Jimmy Kimmel's ratings are back in the toilet, guys, aware
of that. His ratings fall off a cliff again after

(02:46):
the post suspension viewer bump the ratings bonanza, So everyone
watched him the first night that he was back, and
then no one's watching him again now. And Cain, what
did you say? The ratings were lower than what they
were going into this.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, going in he had he had like a four share,
but it was a one hundred and twenty nine thousand
people and now it's just just a hair above one
hundred thousand, So he actually has lost viewers after everyone
tuned in to hear him apologize, which he didn't do.
And now he's lost even more.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
He lost viewers, and I think that they were some
people wondered if he was ever maybe he's going to
finally be funny, and he wasn't, so he ended up
losing that. Not only that, but listen to this over.
This is from New York Post. Over one point seven
million users canceled Disney and then Hulu and ESPN. Now

(03:38):
here's what's funny. It's like a combination of both. So
a bunch of people canceled it because they were livid
that Kimmel said the stuff that he said. And then
after he was suspended, people canceled because they were mad
because he got suspended. So Disney got hammered. This is
a riot. The cancelations were recorded between September seventeenth and
the twenty third, and that is according to an industry

(04:04):
periodical that tracks the stuff, and they said that it
was the one point seven million cancelations represented a four
hundred and thirty six percent increase above baseline subscriber churn. Dude,
that's so bad. That's so bad, And I am loving

(04:25):
it because you know, nobody deserves it more Kane than
Jimmy Kimmel. Nobody deserves it more a couple of other
things here as well. We've been talking about the shutdown,
We've been talking about some of the culture stuff. Can
I touch on the Serena Williams cotton thing. I can't
believe that this is the thing, but it is so
Serena Williams tennis star, right, she was she she was

(04:48):
at a hotel.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
So she was at a hotel and she decided to
take issue with like this vase and an arrangement of
hobby lobby cotton, you know how like you see it everywhere,
like these sticks with cotton on them? Do we have this?
Can we play this real quick? Can we play this
for the folks?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
All right?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Everyone?

Speaker 4 (05:14):
How do we feel about cotton as decoration?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Personally?

Speaker 7 (05:20):
For me, it doesn't feel great. So actually it feels
like no polishment for cotton natural.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I don't know. Is she you know, she's wearing cotton?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Like?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Is she?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
This is so stupid, by the way, I don't know
why she's doesn't she have like she has like a
sculpture of that includes cotton in her home? Somebody posted
on social media? Is she Kane? Is this her trying
to be woke? Or is this her like this sculpture
is just trash, or this.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Just trying she's trying to be woke.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It was trying to be I was really trying to
give her a benefit of the doubt there for a moment.
I'm like, maybe she's just like, what is with it
in this fine hotel? What is with this arrangement? But
you think it's because she's like, oh my gosh, it's cotton,
and I feel triggered.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I mean, I guess there's room to you know.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
White people pick cotton, right, Yeah, yeah, I mean I
just want to throw that out there. I know you're
not supposed to say that stuff, but like we literally
have like our we have a family friend whose family
they worked in share cropping and they were white. So
I just wanted to throw that out there.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, that's an important little point there.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
But you're reaching to be upset at something when you
look at a display that actually looks good in the room.
If you look actually at that display, it works well
for that room. You having that sort of reaction or
that meaning or whatever you've defined cotton as. Now you
can't because of I guess black people picked cotton back

(06:53):
in the day. So now today cotton triggers you. I mean,
that's more you than the about the tell.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Why did she pick it off the branch? I just
why do people do this? She's gotten drug on social
media for this. Uh. And she did have this like
sculpture that has cotton on it in her house. It's
like a like a donkey pull in a wagon of
cotton and she apparently she has in her house. I

(07:22):
just don't stop it. You're getting upset over something that
you never did. Are you what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And she acted cringe when she used the cotton appropriately
on the nails, and it was like ooh, like she
got the shivers from doing it.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's like, is that really are you doing that for
the camera or is that really helped?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I just cannot stand drama for the sake of drama.
I am allergic to drama. Queens like I get ragy
no matter what it is. You're just like creating drama
so you can be seen as a victim and people. Baby,
you just stop it. It's so stupid. Just I just
if you're that upset over over that, then ditch the

(07:57):
blonde hair, ditch the wearing cotton, ditch all the fake nails.
Ditch all that stuff because all of its appropriation, and
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I can't believe it. You guys know it's a real, actual,
real video. Watch it audio SoundBite four. Go ahead, Look, guys,
there's no way to sugarcoat it. Nobody likes Democrats anymore.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
We have no voters left because of all of our
woke trans bullet Not even black people want to vote
for us anymore, even Latinos haters.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
So we need new voters.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
And if we give all these illegal aliens free healthcare,
we might be able to get them on our side
so they can vote for us. They can't even speak English,
so they won't realize we're just a bunch of woke
pieces of you know, at least for a while until
they learn English and they realize they hate us.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I think this is you know, I you know, I
thought this was a real video. I mean it's a
real video, because hey, if a man can demand that
you recognize him as a woman, this is a real video.
Prove me wrong. It's a real video. That was a
real sombrero that Kiem Jeffries was. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, it's a video that identifies as real.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, that's that video identifies as real. So we're going
with that. Yeah, absolutely, Now, HIKEM Jeffries, Should I wait
on this? We have time, Eric. It's like everybody from
everybody on the left, they're livid over sec war and
Trump talking about military right, and first you had Swalwell,

(11:14):
who got mad that heg Seth said, fafo he goes
quote if necessary, our troops can translate that for you,
and Eric Swalwell retweeted it not too long ago and said,
only a week in secure man would use the acronym,
you know, because their new thing is cussing. And I
just retweeted and said, you banged a Chinese spy. And

(11:37):
then you had John Harwood, who I barely remember who
he is. He is. I think he was like a token,
like whatever filler. He was like a regular, like a
Marxist filler Marxist on CNN and NBC or whatever. I
don't really know. I just remember he's like an old

(11:58):
dude who's always been on TV forever, and he goes this,
he tweeted us. He tweeted this quote, Pete. Hegseth has
made clear that if he had his way, the US
military would have no blacks in leaders in leadership positions
and no women at all. What. First off, HeiG Seth

(12:19):
literally never said that, And I asked, io, why are
you such a sad and weak little male that you
have to fabricate things for drama. This is what the
left reverts to. They hear something that they don't like,
and they think that they can just make up something
and invoke Black America and that Black America is going
to go to war on behalf of their Marxist ideals.

(12:39):
That that's what he did. That's why he tweeted it.
That's why he put that out there, because he thought,
I'll just make something up and get Black Americans on
Twitter all mad and they'll go to war for me.
That's like, I'm sorry, but you John Harwood thinks he's
a slave owner in twenty twenty five, Like, no, that's
not how this works. You crust the old thing. That's
not how this works. That's disgusting just to make up

(13:01):
something like this, just to just to make this stuff up.
So you know the AI video that Trump retweeted that
everybody was mad about. Who Kem Jeffries reacted to this video?
He wasn't. He wasn't happy. Cut five. Please, we're going.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
To see it. They'll they'll see it in other ways.
It's it's easy to find, but it is absolutely disgusting
in every way. It is a lie. It's the man
you met with has now lied about what you said
after that meeting. Could you give us your reaction to
that Trump posted video tonight.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
That's also a disgusting video. And we're going to continue
to make clear bigotry.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Will get you nowhere.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
We are fighting to protect the healthcare of the American
people in the face Republican assault on all the things Medicaid, Medicare,
the affordable care rank Republicans.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Laurence O'Donnell his mouth hit, Oh gosh, how do I
say this? How do I do this? You know, because
he's an older individual, but not so old that he
should have that shape of his mouth. My uh, one

(14:20):
of my grandmothers who was not my not on my
mom's side, just a mean woman and she had that
mouth where she was it was always in a scowl
and it, for the lack of a better way to
say it, it turns into like sphincter mouth. Right, She's just
that's what he looks like. He looks like that worm

(14:42):
actually from Star Wars, you know, on on tattooing where
the huts are the sand worm that comes out like
that's his whole mouth. He's just meaning me like that,
and he starts this thing. Isn't it horrible that he
said this? He's so horrible, blah blah blah. I'm in
a monologue for five minutes. Question and then, Hakeem Jefferies,
I'm going to repeat everything that you just said in

(15:03):
your monologue, repeat, repeat, repeat, not really answer your question.
See who watches that stuff? That's just so boring. It's
brain rot. It's absolute brain rot. I just it's the
but there they're upset. What they're really doing with this
shutdown is they're fighting for things for illegal immigrants harder

(15:26):
than they are for the American taxpayer. And that's okay,
And that was the point that you were making as well,
and that's true. That's exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
To your point, that's using parody to essentially expose the truth.
There is always in comedy a little threat at truth.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Absolutely, completely, absolutely a couple of things still because we're watching,
you know, we got the government shutdown. That's going to happen,
and it's all going to happen because Democrats are wanting
things that they didn't get because they lost an election.
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Speaker 1 (17:11):
With physical fitness and appearance, If the Secretary of War
can do regular HARDPT, so can every member of our
Joint Force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat
formations or really any formation and see fat troops.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Likewise, it's completely.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls
of the Pentagon and leading commands around the country in
the world.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
It's a bad look.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
It is bad and it's not who we are. So
whether you're an airborne ranger or a chairborn ranger, a
brand new private or a four star general, you need
to meet the height and weight standards and pass the
PT test.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
And as the Chairman said, yes.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
There is no PT test, but today, at my direction,
every member of the Joint Force at every rank is
required to take a PT test twice a year, as
well as meat, height and weight requirements twice a year
every year of service.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Also, today, at my direction.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Every warrior across our Joint Force is required to do
PT every duty day should be common sasin.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Why is this such a big deal. Why are people
freaking out over a sec war saying that you know
these this is just one of the things that you
should you should have to do this. I remember back
when if you had flat feet, you weren't admitted. You
weren't admitted into the military. There was somebody I knew
that had a peanut allergy that wasn't able to enlist,

(18:45):
that tried to. It's a friend of mine in high school.
It was a great above me and he his brother
went in and he was going to go in and
he was allergic to peanuts and they wouldn't take him.
Can you believe that flat feet? I know, well, my
husband he try to enlist. He had knee surgery because
he blew out his knee during football in high school
and he had knee surgery when I think it was

(19:06):
like his junior year of high school. And they wouldn't
take him because he had knee surgery. Is that crazy?
Is this wild? Right?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
That's the standard out expense.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, that's exactly that's what you would expect. Welcome back
to the program, Dana lash with you. The bottom of
this first hour. The military is not supposed to be
like a place for you to go and have your
egos stroked and your feelings held tightly and caressed. If
that's what you think it should be, get out, because
you're going to make us lose wars and you're gonna
get our sons and daughters killed, our husbands and wives killed.

(19:41):
I just think immediately you are invalidated. You should be
ineligible for consideration if that, if that's you're like your purpose,
if that's your your priority, and you know it was.
It was. The media was livid audio sound bite fourteen.
They were so mad this morning. Guys, listen and.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Min let's talk about this. We know there actually are.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm sorry to stop, full stop, full stop. What the
hell was the hair that I just saw? Can we want?
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to do that to you.
Want's like de or heavens? Can I just get like
you don't have to do any of you are awesome
editing things. I just want to pause for a moment. Okay,
I did see what I saw. I thought is that

(20:24):
what I saw? I mean, you're like a sixty year
old woman? Am I being mean when I say that?
I mean I eat. Look, I don't care when I
get old make fun of me. I don't care. But
I'm just saying, like, maybe don't dress like a Pee
Wee's Playhouse contributor. Okay, go ahead full video. I'm sorry,
sorry about this.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
We know there actually are some serious things are just
being discussed in this meeting as well, that there's some
new Pentagon policy directives about perhaps demphasizing true presence in Europe,
making more of a focus on the homeland and the like.
But that's the kind of stuff that's going to happen
behind closed doors, will come out in the hours and
days ahead. What we were there for full dis play
for the cameras was a political speech, and it was

(21:03):
an anti woke you know, something you'd be you'd hear
from a Fox News host.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I guess that's appropriate.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Rather than someone who is, you know, the Secretary of Defense.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
What are you talking about that you would expect to
hear from a Fox News host. I feel like this
guy wouldn't be able to do a pull up to
save his life. What is the problem with what hag
Seth said? Mhmm, my tax dollars that I'm bent over
a barrel and forcibly taken for don't go towards rearranging

(21:33):
somebody's junk below the waist to make them feel better
about their affirmed cosplay. It's not what we do. The
military is about, I mean quite literally, kicking ass and
winning wars. That's it. What's the purpose of it. Otherwise,
if you're if you want a scientific experiment, I mean,
you've gotten the schools, you've gotten arts and entertainment, You've

(21:55):
gotten all this stuff. So if you wanted, you know,
any of this, then then you already have those fields
in which to experiment. The military is not one of them.
It's your lives are at stake here. I mean, imagine
being so self obsessed that you're actually willing to endanger
the wives of other individuals because you want to do
it your way. Honestly, those are like the worst of

(22:18):
the worst of the people. They're so Audio some bite fifteen,
This NEPO baby, she's like, just you know her, I
don't know. Her mom was this big author, and that's
this chick's claim to fame. So her mom was an author,
and so the sixty year old whatever got her job
on MSNB because she's an EPO baby. Audio some bite fifteen.

(22:40):
This is this is stupid analysis. I'm sorry, you're gonna
talk to some author Nepo baby to analyze the military
somebody who dressed like Joker. They dress like Joker. Seriously, No,
I'm not gonna be nice. Everyone can everyone can literally
go to hell. I'm not gonna be nice about this
if you have a problem with it. Diana aids fire,
I don't care. I'm so tired of this stuff. Play fifteenth. Sorry,

(23:02):
I think you won.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
I mean I think we're going to see push back
to this. I think a lot about the Vietnam War,
which was sort of a moment that you know, an
end of discriminating. You know, there was much the white
the army really focused on making an anti discrimination and
they ended up really helping the army in a lot

(23:25):
of different ways because people were a lot you know,
it was just a much more.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Egalitary, articulated sentence, and it ended up what the hell
is she saying? Military?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
I mean, woke doesn't come from recent it comes from
experience in the military. So I do think this is
kind of bizarre. And if you think about, like you know,
Winston Churchill, the idea that people have to be thin
in order to run the military seems kind of wild.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Molly Jong Fast is one of the stupidest soul broads
that I've ever had the misfortune of hearing. It's not
about being thin, good Heavens. Clearly the ability to comprehend
things that your mother has didn't pass to you. So
it's evident that you got your contributorship strictly based on
your genetic lottery, which, by the looks of it, isn't

(24:15):
a great hall. That being said, it's not about thinness.
It's about fitness. I'm embarrassed for these people. Don't ask
me to unify, don't ask me to be courteous. I've
spent twenty years being courteous. I'm out of give it ams,
I'm out of courteousness. I'm out of all of it.
That is such an asinine analysis. It's not about thinness.

(24:37):
It's about being fit. Can you do what is required physically?
Can you meet the standards, the performance standards physically, That's
what it's about. It's not about being thin, like, oh
my gosh, No, it's not about whatever ozimpic dreams you have, lady,

(24:58):
It's not about that. It's about physical fitness. Something that
clearly escapes most of the roster on any of the
left leaning alphabet networks. It is about fitness. It's about stamina,
it's about endurance, it's about health, and it's also about
mental strength and mental fitness. That is the point. You

(25:22):
have a bunch of these these pencil pushers who have
you know, they they have all of these you know,
things on on their pin to their their their uniforms.
They're pencil pushers that have never won wars, and yet
they're like all they're all wokeery. I mean, Millie comes
to mind. Some of the some of the individuals in
charge during the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan come to mind.

(25:47):
That's what it's about. What what are you talking about? Fitness?
Invoking Winston Churchill? What in the Kamala Harris hell word salad?
Did we just hear? Just talk? See? If I was
the host, I'd slap somebody. I'd be like, can you
just spit it out? Got Lee, You're killing my soul
because you're so stupid you cannot articulate a simple, a

(26:08):
simple sentence. Heaven to help us all is what's that?
And he said this? He added this to add this
is so great. Sixteen.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Listen, this administration has done a great deal from day
one to remove the social justice, politically correct, and toxic
ideological garbage that had infected our department.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
To rip out the politics.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
No more identity months, dei offices, dudes in dresses, no
more climate change worship, no more division distraction or gender delusions,
no more debris.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
As I've said before.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And we'll say again, we are done with that.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Now.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
See that's what I want to hear from my sek war.
I want to hear that. By the way, do you
guys know he did the patent with the stage setup, right,
George C. Scott when he did and pat which is
a great film, patten the big flag behind him? Yeah,
I mean I don't think that that was by by accident.
I gotta say, so, what's wrong with anything that Hexath said?

(27:17):
It's rhetorical, because nothing's wrong. There's literally nothing wrong with it.
My gosh, have we gotten so soft and pansified as
a nation that, oh, we're expecting people to be physically fit?
Oh my gosh, so mean Okay, well then then be fit.
This is military we're talking about. This is this is
this is exactly it. This is what it's all about.

(27:41):
Audio some by twelve trumpl nailed it right here. Listen.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
But as leaders are, commitment to every patriot who put
on the uniform is to ensure that American military remains
the most lethal and dominant on the planet, not merely
for a few years, but for the decades and generations
to come, for centuries. We must be so strong that
no nation will dare challenge us, so powerful that no

(28:07):
enemy will dare threaten us, and so capable that no
adversary can even think about beating us.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's called peace through strength. The left thinks that strength
comes from how many times that you can be victimized?
Oh well, I'm like a Latino, trans gay, mensus whatever
furry who's also maybe Indian and also like Ukrainian and whatever.

(28:35):
Add how many labels can you add? The more labels
you have, it's supposed to be like, the more powerful
you are. That's progressive mentality. We all know in real
space that that doesn't work. This is peace through strength,
and this is exactly what our military is supposed to
be for. This is what our defense posturing should be.
You want to be friends with us, and you don't

(28:57):
want to make us mad. Right, it's peace through strength.
We don't want to go to war, but we want
you to know that if you provoked us to the
point where we had to protect ourselves, we won't just
take you out. We will burn a scorch mark in
your family tree that will go all the way down
into the ground, beyond the roots. That's what needs to

(29:21):
be understood. And just so, so long as they know
that's that's a potential risk with doing something that could
potentially alienate or make angry the United States, and they
don't do anything to alienate or make angry the United States,
then we're good, right, I mean, that's the way. What
the hell do I care what another country does with

(29:43):
their defense. I'm only concerned about where my tax dollars
are forcibly taken and used here. This is what Literally,
the only job of the government is defense. The only
job of the government is defense. That's it.

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