April 12, 2024 • 18 mins
The Jewish Dean of the UC Berkeley Law School was shocked that his Palestinian students went on an anti-Semitic rant at his house.Meanwhile, an old White hippie progressive looks like a fool after he tracks down Sen. John Fetterman to ask him a question about Israel.
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man, so w FLA says,
a Florida man was accused of stealingsome lobster tails and rotisserie chicken from a
(00:23):
Walmart and he got in trouble.He stole a number of delicacies from his
ambitious shopping list that sounds like agreat album name from Walmart last week.
According to the Nasau County Sheriff's Office, uh Kareem Griffin of Jacksonville, excuse
me, aged forty six, wasarrested. He stole nine lobster tails,
four premium Rabbi steaks, two packagesof snow crab legs, and a rotisserie
(00:46):
chicken at a Walmart. And I'mtrying to figure out it's not gonna be
cheap because of inflation. And butnow you know you heard that about that
bug, meet all the plastics init now, So yeah, he got
in a lot of trouble. Theysaid that his motives appear unclear because he
wanted to steal what do you need? Do you mean motives? So I
(01:07):
always like, well, his motivesare unclear. Well, clearly he was
going to eat them and uh hethat's you know, he didn't want to
have to he didn't want to haveto pay. Uh let's see this s
Nope, I'm gonna do that one. Uh this though, this guy's a
Florida guy attacked a poll contractor witha baseball bat apparently for why in the
(01:27):
world. Uh this is from wFLA and everything's freezing again because it wouldn't
be. It's so ridiculous. I'mtrying to open this up. Everything's freezing.
So this Florida man was accused ofattacking this contractor with a baseball bat
and apparently was captured on video aswell. Lee County Sheriff's office that Richard
Anthony Daniels was arrested outside of hishome following the alleged attack. He knocked
(01:51):
a ball cap off the contractor's thatit fell into the pool, and then
he went in got a baseball batand then came back and hit the contractor
on the side of the head.This dude's got a huge knot on the
side of his head too. Butthe so now the homeowner face is a
charge aggravated battery with the deadly weapon, and he was released from jail on
bond on Wednesday. And then thisfloor to me was accused of threatening an
(02:13):
eleven year old with a knife forriding their bike on the sidewalk. That's
an easement. The boy's mother said. The man point of the knife ride
at her son's chest because he wasupset that the boy was riding his bike
on the sidewalk, and the boy'smom, Tina Comesso, said, uh,
well, we're actually headed towards ourhome. It's down here. I
would have whoop, oh ma.I always carry so that would have been
(02:36):
bad. I legit would have hehad have been that ended differently. You
gotta be kidding me. He's thelittle fifth grade boy, and he said
he should be in the bike laneon the street and not on the sidewalk.
He's eleven years old, but ifhe wasn't that grade of a bike
rider. Shut up, you geezer. We got more on the way.
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First off, I'm my friend DaveBurge. I don't know if you
(04:04):
guys have heard the leopard eating party, you know what I'm going with this?
Okay, the face eating party orwhatever. So it's a meme.
It's pretty old. And this Twitteruser this was back in like twenty fifteen,
and this applies here. Somebody tweetedquote, I never thought leopards would
(04:25):
eat my face, sobs a womanwho voted for the leopards eating people's faces
party. I feel like that's applicablein this story that I'm about to share
with you. This isn't this isn'tU see Berkeley, So the dean of
the law school, dean at UCBerkeley, invited some of the law students
(04:50):
over to his house for dinner withhim and his wife. It's the Oakland
home of Irwin Chimerinsky, and itwas the first of three dinners that they
had planned to host. But thenuh malak Affina, who was the co
(05:10):
president of Berkeley Law Students for Justicein the Fake Place called Palestine, rose
to protest the school's investment in armsmanufacturers for Israel. And then the law
school professor Katherine Fisk, who isScherminsky's wife. Shimerinsky's wife was filmed trying
to take the woman's cell phone outof her hand as she filmed, and
(05:32):
she was like, this is ourhouse, and these people, the students,
go, you violated our constitutional rights. Wow, someone give them.
They need a refund on anything thatthey paid learning about law at UC Berkeley.
Yeah, we need the refund.Screw you give us our money back.
You rat welfare bastards. Dumb withthis. I'm not apologizing for my
(05:55):
Portuguese either. Sometimes it's got tobe said, y'all, I'm not big
berg Okay, not here to entertainy'all's kids saying a sermon. And it
amazes me because the wife is like, this is our home. What did
you think was going to happen?So again, my friend Dave Bergen said,
I can't believe the leopards ate myface, said the professor who hosted
(06:16):
the leopards eating people's faces party inhis backyard, Like, what in the
world did you think was going tohappen? They're like, oh, you
violated our constitutional whits. You don'thave constitutional rights at someone's private house in
their backyard. You don't have constitutionalrights to go into somebody's house and start
(06:38):
yelling. Yeah while you're filming,and the wife says, this is not
your house, it's my house,and I want you to leave. And
so they start saying, get outof our house and get our house blah
blah blah blah blah. You knowyou have to live to lave blah blah
blah, and they just I mean, first off, that's just trashy to
do that to somebody else's house.But I expect nothing less from people who
(07:00):
think it's okay to attack, youknow, your sovereign neighbor to the north
and rate people to death because yourattempts at colonization over land that was given
to you like a welfare benefit intwo thousand and five were unsuccessful because you
stupidly decided to elect a terrorist groupto turn things into the healthscape that it
is now. And so it justit just was a hot mess. Do
(07:24):
we have any Do we have someof those? It would just ended up
being a hot mess. Oh yeah, But what did they think was gonna
happen? And then the one studentgoes that she felt assaulted by Fisk.
You felt assaulted? Are you serious? She said, yeah, we felt
(07:46):
assaulted. And she says the aggressionwith which she ran at me, she
saw my hijab and that was arisk for her. Wait a minute,
no, I think she saw thefact that you stood up and began disrupting
their private event. Actually, whyam I defending them? Let them eat
each other. I don't care.This is what happens. You made your
bed and lie in it. Rahrah rah. There there you go.
(08:09):
Hey, this is what happens.Right, What did you think was gonna
happen? You invited, you hadthis kind of event at your house.
But the one chick with the thathas the uh she said, yeah,
she saw my hijab and that waswell, she saw your your h job
at school, and then she sawit when she you and she invited you
to her home for dinner. Andthen she saw it again when you stood
(08:31):
up and you decided to ruin thedinner and disrupt everything and be a horrible
guest and show a complete lack ofgratitude for being given a free meal and
invited to someone's home. I mean, for crying out loud. But yeah,
let him let him eat each otherup. I don't care. This
is what happens. You play stupidgames, you win stupid prizes. The
leopards eating faces party there it isright there. You know what, maybe
(08:56):
that should be a real party.I'm supposed to answer this questionnaire that are
one of our team members at RadioAmerica sent and I do not like questionnaires,
and like one of the questions likewhat are you obsessed with? And
I'm like, I'm not obsessed withanything really, but now I kind of
am obsessed with the Leopards Eating FacesParty. If I'm thinking about it,
(09:18):
I don't think they qualifies. Iwant to make those buttons the Leopard Eating
Faces Party. It's my party.Could patchops on it, That's what we
need to do. We need yeah, patchops. We need like the Leopards
Eating Faces Party, like official merchbecause that sounds like something I could get
(09:39):
behind, you know what I mean? Could you not get behind that?
Like I don't even know who theircandidate would be. Screwta labels, man,
It's celebret Eating Faces party. That'swhat it's at. That's where it's
all at. And now all ofthe news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five. SoDisney says that it was protecting its First
Amendment rights when they fired g Kurana, which is the most ironic thing I
(10:03):
can ever imagine now, Kurana wascriticizing Disney, and she said that because
remember she was in The Mandalorian,she's gonna have she was on the show
to talk about it. She's gonnahave a whole uh spinoff. Her character,
Karen Dune was going to have herits own. Her character is gonna
have its own spin off from TheMandalorian. And she had posted on Instagram
that Jewish people and the Holocaust werebeating up for their religious beliefs, and
(10:28):
she asked, how is it differentfrom today hating somebody for their political views?
And everyone just got mad because shereminded them of an inconvenient fact,
and so they fired her. Soand then later Disney's arguing that, oh,
it's because our First Amendment right tofree speech, and she says,
what a double standard, And it'strue, I mean it is a that's
the irony this headline. So it'sfrom Axios. It says with pet's becoming
(10:52):
family bereavement leave gains steam and they'rewanting time off when their animals pass away,
when the people want time off ontheir pets pass away. Now,
as a crazy dog lover who basicallyhas two shrines to each of my dogs
that passed away, and I don'tthink that anyone treated their dogs more like
people than me. This is dumb. Stop it, stop it. I
(11:16):
feel like Bob Newhart Form SNL.Stop it. Just don't do it.
Just quit. At some point itgets a little bit too much, right,
the idea of a business paying foryou in that regardless. Hell no,
I understand family bereavement and all that, but let's come on, Yeah
that's family bereavement is one thing,but for your pets. I mean I
(11:37):
came on air, I mean theday after we I mean I was on
air after we put Louis down.I was literally on air the day after
and Rocco unfortunately was over a weekendwhere should I say fortunately it was over
a weekend, but I was stillon air Monday. You know, this
is this is a goofy when peopledo this. The let's see ooh,
I'm gonna do the wolf hybrids.Wolf hybrid's gone feral roaming northern California.
(12:01):
Now, as a pet lover,I'm going to be honest, my first
thought was free pets. That wasmy first thought. It's a they say
a pack of wolf like dogs there, they're hybrids, are on the loose
in Shingletown area of northern California.According to press release from the Chanstakani Sheriff's
office. They said they are awarethat six of the wolf type animals remain
(12:24):
in the wild. They're trying tocapture them. They were notified at hybrids
last week when the pack killed anotherdog in the area, and they said
they're like wolf husky malamete hybrids,and uh so they're apparently it's not totally
legal to own one. So Iguess there goes my free pet idea stay
with us SADS. Senator Iris thoughtyou were an anti racist, but it
(12:45):
seems like you Vali, you Israelilives more than you value Palestinian lives?
Is that true? So you thinkin Israeli life is more valid? Question?
Is that? Who's this moron talkingto oh Man? First off,
welcome back to the show, DanaLash with you bottom of the third hour.
(13:09):
Cain, I'm in a weird positionhere because a Democrat. He's a
Democrat. Now, don't don't mistakeme. I'm not like yeah, Fetterman,
but I've what I'm not so easilysway to about a month. I
(13:30):
gave him a hoodie pass. Okay, don't sit here and be like Dana,
I want more. Let's this.No, I gave him the hoodie
pass, but I actually like ifI was there, I think I would
have immediately gotten in that dude's face. I can't, you know what I
can't stand the most. And sofor the boomers out there that listen,
and I don't say that as apejorative, I think they hate these people
too, you know, like theold hippie boomer and not the good ones,
(13:54):
Like the good ones will that willleave you alone and they don't care
what you do, Like those werethe type of Hippi boomer grandparents that like
didn't care if you were out allday, just you know, don't hurt
yourself, and they let you likehave fun as a kid. I'm not
talking about those people. I'm talkingabout like the ones who are like that
guy that he's got that smarmy pacifisttone, but he's not being a pacifist.
(14:18):
He acts like he's being very aggressive, but he acts like he's being
passive aggressive, you know what Imean, Like that kind of guy.
And I swear to you it's onlythe mean hippie boomers that do that.
Right. That is literally a traitand a style that only the mean hippie
boomers have, and it I justfind it psychologically fascinating. I had to
(14:43):
point that out cause y'all know,like you all know an older person like
that, and they were the oneswho constantly got onto you when you were
a kid too. But my wholething is that he's in. He's there
like I guess you care more aboutIsraelia than Palestinia. And Fetterman just doesn't
even gaf. He's just sitting there. He was he drinking a sodi.
(15:05):
He's sitting on a bench, hedrinking asadi. He see what Kin was
living his life in his hoodie.You know it has to be just Steve.
Can I bother you? What's what'sthe temperature in DC today? It
rained last night I woke up.Let's see, I'll turn my phone here.
It is sixty six. He's inshorts and it's sixty six degrees outside
the hoodie. I think he wearsthe hoodie even if it's like ninety,
(15:28):
but he's in. He's one ofthose dudes who wear shorts outside when it's
like I used to be like twentydegrees. I don't understand anymore. But
I remember being that way. Ineed a coat if it's sixty six degrees
coat weather, can't even Nope.My point is though he's sitting there and
he's chilling, it looks like hewas like on a break and he was
(15:50):
just trying to take it, youknow, enjoy the nice air outside.
And then these losers come up,why do you care more about ISRAELA?
What? I He just doesn't likeeven engaging anymore. He's like still with
Israel. What does that even mean? You care more about Israeli lives than
Palestinian? What kind of stupid loadof question is that? I mean,
you're talking about something that's real andsomething that isn't. First off, you
(16:11):
mean gossins. I'm not talking aboutthe made up term that colonizers want to
use to describe something as a wayto claim it without any kind of accountability.
No, we're not talking about that. Uh. But furthermore, isn't
that kind of where you are becauselike you didn't get your tight I self
all worked up until you know,Israel decided to hit back. Where were
all y'all when they were like ignorewere when Hamas was a breaking ceasepires right.
(16:34):
Where were all y'all when they weredigging tunnels under the ground and sending
over suicide bombers and et cetera,et cetera. I mean, twenty years
of us. Come on. Apparentlythey like Hamas lives over his regl Yeah,
do you value Hamas lives over uhinnocent Israeli lives and American lives?
Is that what it is? Gosh, his smarmy tone he in there.
(16:56):
Oh gosh, it boils of blood, doesn't it. Oh? I can't
stand that peep. And then thesepeople sitting all around it were they all?
They're all in hippie clothes, aren'tthey. Yeah, they're the mean
ones. They're the ones we don'tlike. You can't sit with us,
that's just that's just ridiculous, ridiculous. Oh but that's uh, that's I
(17:19):
thought you were anti racist, butyou what does that even have to full
stop? So he's trying to callhim a racist. This stupid old man's
trying to call him a racist becausewhat I thought you were anti racist,
But it seems like you value youknow, these lives. They aren't black.
What's the matter with you? Still? We gotta inject race into everything
(17:41):
of course, it's an old whiteprogressive trying to inject race into something.
Shocker good grief. I'm trying tobe nice. It's Friday, I'm trying.
Is that a priest standing there?This looks like a bar joke,
John Fetterman. A priest and ahippie walk into a bar? I mean,
(18:02):
who is the priest that's standing there? Who is that guy? Why
are his pants too tight? That'sthe other question. You just saw it
too, didn't you. You're like, no man's legs. I'm sorry,
stove pipes like that. You needto have a little give, all right,
So I I'm gonna try to moveon, but I kind of I
(18:26):
kind of feel bad for him,just saying I just I don't know.
Thanks for tuning into today's edition ofDana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you
haven't already, made sure to hitthat subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,
wherever you get your podcasts.
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man, so w FLA says,
a Florida man was accused of stealingsome lobster tails and rotisserie chicken from a
(00:23):
Walmart and he got in trouble.He stole a number of delicacies from his
ambitious shopping list that sounds like agreat album name from Walmart last week.
According to the Nasau County Sheriff's Office, uh Kareem Griffin of Jacksonville, excuse
me, aged forty six, wasarrested. He stole nine lobster tails,
four premium Rabbi steaks, two packagesof snow crab legs, and a rotisserie
(00:46):
chicken at a Walmart. And I'mtrying to figure out it's not gonna be
cheap because of inflation. And butnow you know you heard that about that
bug, meet all the plastics init now, So yeah, he got
in a lot of trouble. Theysaid that his motives appear unclear because he
wanted to steal what do you need? Do you mean motives? So I
(01:07):
always like, well, his motivesare unclear. Well, clearly he was
going to eat them and uh hethat's you know, he didn't want to
have to he didn't want to haveto pay. Uh let's see this s
Nope, I'm gonna do that one. Uh this though, this guy's a
Florida guy attacked a poll contractor witha baseball bat apparently for why in the
(01:27):
world. Uh this is from wFLA and everything's freezing again because it wouldn't
be. It's so ridiculous. I'mtrying to open this up. Everything's freezing.
So this Florida man was accused ofattacking this contractor with a baseball bat
and apparently was captured on video aswell. Lee County Sheriff's office that Richard
Anthony Daniels was arrested outside of hishome following the alleged attack. He knocked
(01:51):
a ball cap off the contractor's thatit fell into the pool, and then
he went in got a baseball batand then came back and hit the contractor
on the side of the head.This dude's got a huge knot on the
side of his head too. Butthe so now the homeowner face is a
charge aggravated battery with the deadly weapon, and he was released from jail on
bond on Wednesday. And then thisfloor to me was accused of threatening an
(02:13):
eleven year old with a knife forriding their bike on the sidewalk. That's
an easement. The boy's mother said. The man point of the knife ride
at her son's chest because he wasupset that the boy was riding his bike
on the sidewalk, and the boy'smom, Tina Comesso, said, uh,
well, we're actually headed towards ourhome. It's down here. I
would have whoop, oh ma.I always carry so that would have been
(02:36):
bad. I legit would have hehad have been that ended differently. You
gotta be kidding me. He's thelittle fifth grade boy, and he said
he should be in the bike laneon the street and not on the sidewalk.
He's eleven years old, but ifhe wasn't that grade of a bike
rider. Shut up, you geezer. We got more on the way.
Stick with us of our partners helpbring you free radio. The Celtech sub
two kg and three is shipping now, and if you haven't taken a moment
(03:00):
to go and make yourself familiar withit, it's an awesome nine millimeter carbine,
and it's very innovative now the previousone. I mean you could still
just like with the previous versions,you can still fold this thing in half,
but you don't have to detach youroptics to do so. Just twist
and fold that patent pending rotating foein twist it either direction folds the thing
right in half and it just asquickly and easily deploys it as well optics
(03:23):
and all. But they also upgradedthe aluminum trigger, its redesigned mechanics.
You got a light and pool.You also have an upgraded action, redesigned
operating handle for added comfort, lightenedaction for easy racking, ambidextrous bolt hold
open as well, all provides,improved manipulation. Got a new chamber indicator,
all kinds of stuff it shippen Now. It is the new Gen three
(03:43):
Sub two K from kel Tech,made in America, family owned values.
Try to learn more find these subtwo k's reads the sub two thousand Sub
two K Gen three Visit cal TechWeapons dot com. That's k e Ltec
Weapons dot Com. Tell them Danasent you, did you guys? See?
First off, I'm my friend DaveBurge. I don't know if you
(04:04):
guys have heard the leopard eating party, you know what I'm going with this?
Okay, the face eating party orwhatever. So it's a meme.
It's pretty old. And this Twitteruser this was back in like twenty fifteen,
and this applies here. Somebody tweetedquote, I never thought leopards would
(04:25):
eat my face, sobs a womanwho voted for the leopards eating people's faces
party. I feel like that's applicablein this story that I'm about to share
with you. This isn't this isn'tU see Berkeley, So the dean of
the law school, dean at UCBerkeley, invited some of the law students
(04:50):
over to his house for dinner withhim and his wife. It's the Oakland
home of Irwin Chimerinsky, and itwas the first of three dinners that they
had planned to host. But thenuh malak Affina, who was the co
(05:10):
president of Berkeley Law Students for Justicein the Fake Place called Palestine, rose
to protest the school's investment in armsmanufacturers for Israel. And then the law
school professor Katherine Fisk, who isScherminsky's wife. Shimerinsky's wife was filmed trying
to take the woman's cell phone outof her hand as she filmed, and
(05:32):
she was like, this is ourhouse, and these people, the students,
go, you violated our constitutional rights. Wow, someone give them.
They need a refund on anything thatthey paid learning about law at UC Berkeley.
Yeah, we need the refund.Screw you give us our money back.
You rat welfare bastards. Dumb withthis. I'm not apologizing for my
(05:55):
Portuguese either. Sometimes it's got tobe said, y'all, I'm not big
berg Okay, not here to entertainy'all's kids saying a sermon. And it
amazes me because the wife is like, this is our home. What did
you think was going to happen?So again, my friend Dave Bergen said,
I can't believe the leopards ate myface, said the professor who hosted
(06:16):
the leopards eating people's faces party inhis backyard, Like, what in the
world did you think was going tohappen? They're like, oh, you
violated our constitutional whits. You don'thave constitutional rights at someone's private house in
their backyard. You don't have constitutionalrights to go into somebody's house and start
(06:38):
yelling. Yeah while you're filming,and the wife says, this is not
your house, it's my house,and I want you to leave. And
so they start saying, get outof our house and get our house blah
blah blah blah blah. You knowyou have to live to lave blah blah
blah, and they just I mean, first off, that's just trashy to
do that to somebody else's house.But I expect nothing less from people who
(07:00):
think it's okay to attack, youknow, your sovereign neighbor to the north
and rate people to death because yourattempts at colonization over land that was given
to you like a welfare benefit intwo thousand and five were unsuccessful because you
stupidly decided to elect a terrorist groupto turn things into the healthscape that it
is now. And so it justit just was a hot mess. Do
(07:24):
we have any Do we have someof those? It would just ended up
being a hot mess. Oh yeah, But what did they think was gonna
happen? And then the one studentgoes that she felt assaulted by Fisk.
You felt assaulted? Are you serious? She said, yeah, we felt
(07:46):
assaulted. And she says the aggressionwith which she ran at me, she
saw my hijab and that was arisk for her. Wait a minute,
no, I think she saw thefact that you stood up and began disrupting
their private event. Actually, whyam I defending them? Let them eat
each other. I don't care.This is what happens. You made your
bed and lie in it. Rahrah rah. There there you go.
(08:09):
Hey, this is what happens.Right, What did you think was gonna
happen? You invited, you hadthis kind of event at your house.
But the one chick with the thathas the uh she said, yeah,
she saw my hijab and that waswell, she saw your your h job
at school, and then she sawit when she you and she invited you
to her home for dinner. Andthen she saw it again when you stood
(08:31):
up and you decided to ruin thedinner and disrupt everything and be a horrible
guest and show a complete lack ofgratitude for being given a free meal and
invited to someone's home. I mean, for crying out loud. But yeah,
let him let him eat each otherup. I don't care. This
is what happens. You play stupidgames, you win stupid prizes. The
leopards eating faces party there it isright there. You know what, maybe
(08:56):
that should be a real party.I'm supposed to answer this questionnaire that are
one of our team members at RadioAmerica sent and I do not like questionnaires,
and like one of the questions likewhat are you obsessed with? And
I'm like, I'm not obsessed withanything really, but now I kind of
am obsessed with the Leopards Eating FacesParty. If I'm thinking about it,
(09:18):
I don't think they qualifies. Iwant to make those buttons the Leopard Eating
Faces Party. It's my party.Could patchops on it, That's what we
need to do. We need yeah, patchops. We need like the Leopards
Eating Faces Party, like official merchbecause that sounds like something I could get
(09:39):
behind, you know what I mean? Could you not get behind that?
Like I don't even know who theircandidate would be. Screwta labels, man,
It's celebret Eating Faces party. That'swhat it's at. That's where it's
all at. And now all ofthe news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five. SoDisney says that it was protecting its First
Amendment rights when they fired g Kurana, which is the most ironic thing I
(10:03):
can ever imagine now, Kurana wascriticizing Disney, and she said that because
remember she was in The Mandalorian,she's gonna have she was on the show
to talk about it. She's gonnahave a whole uh spinoff. Her character,
Karen Dune was going to have herits own. Her character is gonna
have its own spin off from TheMandalorian. And she had posted on Instagram
that Jewish people and the Holocaust werebeating up for their religious beliefs, and
(10:28):
she asked, how is it differentfrom today hating somebody for their political views?
And everyone just got mad because shereminded them of an inconvenient fact,
and so they fired her. Soand then later Disney's arguing that, oh,
it's because our First Amendment right tofree speech, and she says,
what a double standard, And it'strue, I mean it is a that's
the irony this headline. So it'sfrom Axios. It says with pet's becoming
(10:52):
family bereavement leave gains steam and they'rewanting time off when their animals pass away,
when the people want time off ontheir pets pass away. Now,
as a crazy dog lover who basicallyhas two shrines to each of my dogs
that passed away, and I don'tthink that anyone treated their dogs more like
people than me. This is dumb. Stop it, stop it. I
(11:16):
feel like Bob Newhart Form SNL.Stop it. Just don't do it.
Just quit. At some point itgets a little bit too much, right,
the idea of a business paying foryou in that regardless. Hell no,
I understand family bereavement and all that, but let's come on, Yeah
that's family bereavement is one thing,but for your pets. I mean I
(11:37):
came on air, I mean theday after we I mean I was on
air after we put Louis down.I was literally on air the day after
and Rocco unfortunately was over a weekendwhere should I say fortunately it was over
a weekend, but I was stillon air Monday. You know, this
is this is a goofy when peopledo this. The let's see ooh,
I'm gonna do the wolf hybrids.Wolf hybrid's gone feral roaming northern California.
(12:01):
Now, as a pet lover,I'm going to be honest, my first
thought was free pets. That wasmy first thought. It's a they say
a pack of wolf like dogs there, they're hybrids, are on the loose
in Shingletown area of northern California.According to press release from the Chanstakani Sheriff's
office. They said they are awarethat six of the wolf type animals remain
(12:24):
in the wild. They're trying tocapture them. They were notified at hybrids
last week when the pack killed anotherdog in the area, and they said
they're like wolf husky malamete hybrids,and uh so they're apparently it's not totally
legal to own one. So Iguess there goes my free pet idea stay
with us SADS. Senator Iris thoughtyou were an anti racist, but it
(12:45):
seems like you Vali, you Israelilives more than you value Palestinian lives?
Is that true? So you thinkin Israeli life is more valid? Question?
Is that? Who's this moron talkingto oh Man? First off,
welcome back to the show, DanaLash with you bottom of the third hour.
(13:09):
Cain, I'm in a weird positionhere because a Democrat. He's a
Democrat. Now, don't don't mistakeme. I'm not like yeah, Fetterman,
but I've what I'm not so easilysway to about a month. I
(13:30):
gave him a hoodie pass. Okay, don't sit here and be like Dana,
I want more. Let's this.No, I gave him the hoodie
pass, but I actually like ifI was there, I think I would
have immediately gotten in that dude's face. I can't, you know what I
can't stand the most. And sofor the boomers out there that listen,
and I don't say that as apejorative, I think they hate these people
too, you know, like theold hippie boomer and not the good ones,
(13:54):
Like the good ones will that willleave you alone and they don't care
what you do, Like those werethe type of Hippi boomer grandparents that like
didn't care if you were out allday, just you know, don't hurt
yourself, and they let you likehave fun as a kid. I'm not
talking about those people. I'm talkingabout like the ones who are like that
guy that he's got that smarmy pacifisttone, but he's not being a pacifist.
(14:18):
He acts like he's being very aggressive, but he acts like he's being
passive aggressive, you know what Imean, Like that kind of guy.
And I swear to you it's onlythe mean hippie boomers that do that.
Right. That is literally a traitand a style that only the mean hippie
boomers have, and it I justfind it psychologically fascinating. I had to
(14:43):
point that out cause y'all know,like you all know an older person like
that, and they were the oneswho constantly got onto you when you were
a kid too. But my wholething is that he's in. He's there
like I guess you care more aboutIsraelia than Palestinia. And Fetterman just doesn't
even gaf. He's just sitting there. He was he drinking a sodi.
(15:05):
He's sitting on a bench, hedrinking asadi. He see what Kin was
living his life in his hoodie.You know it has to be just Steve.
Can I bother you? What's what'sthe temperature in DC today? It
rained last night I woke up.Let's see, I'll turn my phone here.
It is sixty six. He's inshorts and it's sixty six degrees outside
the hoodie. I think he wearsthe hoodie even if it's like ninety,
(15:28):
but he's in. He's one ofthose dudes who wear shorts outside when it's
like I used to be like twentydegrees. I don't understand anymore. But
I remember being that way. Ineed a coat if it's sixty six degrees
coat weather, can't even Nope.My point is though he's sitting there and
he's chilling, it looks like hewas like on a break and he was
(15:50):
just trying to take it, youknow, enjoy the nice air outside.
And then these losers come up,why do you care more about ISRAELA?
What? I He just doesn't likeeven engaging anymore. He's like still with
Israel. What does that even mean? You care more about Israeli lives than
Palestinian? What kind of stupid loadof question is that? I mean,
you're talking about something that's real andsomething that isn't. First off, you
(16:11):
mean gossins. I'm not talking aboutthe made up term that colonizers want to
use to describe something as a wayto claim it without any kind of accountability.
No, we're not talking about that. Uh. But furthermore, isn't
that kind of where you are becauselike you didn't get your tight I self
all worked up until you know,Israel decided to hit back. Where were
all y'all when they were like ignorewere when Hamas was a breaking ceasepires right.
(16:34):
Where were all y'all when they weredigging tunnels under the ground and sending
over suicide bombers and et cetera,et cetera. I mean, twenty years
of us. Come on. Apparentlythey like Hamas lives over his regl Yeah,
do you value Hamas lives over uhinnocent Israeli lives and American lives?
Is that what it is? Gosh, his smarmy tone he in there.
(16:56):
Oh gosh, it boils of blood, doesn't it. Oh? I can't
stand that peep. And then thesepeople sitting all around it were they all?
They're all in hippie clothes, aren'tthey. Yeah, they're the mean
ones. They're the ones we don'tlike. You can't sit with us,
that's just that's just ridiculous, ridiculous. Oh but that's uh, that's I
(17:19):
thought you were anti racist, butyou what does that even have to full
stop? So he's trying to callhim a racist. This stupid old man's
trying to call him a racist becausewhat I thought you were anti racist,
But it seems like you value youknow, these lives. They aren't black.
What's the matter with you? Still? We gotta inject race into everything
(17:41):
of course, it's an old whiteprogressive trying to inject race into something.
Shocker good grief. I'm trying tobe nice. It's Friday, I'm trying.
Is that a priest standing there?This looks like a bar joke,
John Fetterman. A priest and ahippie walk into a bar? I mean,
(18:02):
who is the priest that's standing there? Who is that guy? Why
are his pants too tight? That'sthe other question. You just saw it
too, didn't you. You're like, no man's legs. I'm sorry,
stove pipes like that. You needto have a little give, all right,
So I I'm gonna try to moveon, but I kind of I
(18:26):
kind of feel bad for him,just saying I just I don't know.
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