April 22, 2025 • 18 mins
Dana asks how are we supposed to celebrate “Lesbian Visibility Week”? Meanwhile, Dana reacts to the Biden Family Easter photo where Joe Biden appears to be photoshopped.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Angry Florida Man got his stolen ram trx back himself.
He gotta be careful with doing this. This guy can
do it. I mean he looks like you know, he
can handle himself. He had his beloved ram trx stolen
from in front of his house. We took matters in
his own hands. First, he contacted the police and waited
for the Broward Sheriff's office to perform an investigation. But
(00:35):
when that started to drag on and on, he started
searching for info about where his truck might be. He
was randomly looking at Facebook Marketplace, and then he got
a notification that an additional eight hundred miles had been
logged onto the trx a z odometer and the thieves
thought they disabled the GPS tracker, but apparently ram still
sent the key notification to the man, so he had that,
(00:56):
and then he went looking at.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Cities that far away.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
He checked Facebook Marketplace again and he found his stolen
truck listed for sale near in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He discovered the seller head ads for quite a few other.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Things, thinking that they're all stolen, and so he noticed
that the vehicles there was a house in the background
of all the photos. He spent nine hours on Google
Maps using street food view come through the area, found
the location of the house, and then he reached out
to the sheriff's office in Tennessee, hopped on a plane,
got his car back in one piece within hours.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's pretty hardcore. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Now he's helping other people who had their cars stolen,
and I think he's thinking about a career switch and
private investigation and he's I mean, that's I.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Mean, I think he's key for it. I think he
could absolutely do it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You do have to be careful with that kind of stuff, though,
Like I you know, don't be thinking that you're gonna
go and and lay a croft tomb.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Raider it in there. You know, you gotta be you
gotta be careful, folks. Thing.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I got a couple of other ones here. No, I
don't want that one. Oh okay, this one. A New
Jersey man apparently flew to Florida to attack a fellow
gamer with a hammer. Now why did he do this?
I bet they were playing like Fortnite. No, I'm kidding.
He got mad because the fellow gamer killed him in
the game, and so he decided to try to kill
(02:13):
him in real life.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm not even making this up.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It was Nasau Kundy Sheriff Bill Leeper said a press
conference this was yesterday, announcing the charges. He said it
stemmed from an online altercation. He said the case was
a quote weird one. Edward King, twenty years old, gained
entering into the victims home through an unlocked door, wearing
all black clothes, gloves and a mask, attacked him with
a hammer when the victim got up from gaming do
you use the bathroom? Late Saturday early Sunday. The victims
(02:38):
the same age as King. He was able to wrestle
his assailant to the ground. That's King ka and g
not ur Kane, and he and his stepfather was broken
up by screams for help. They disarmed King and restrained
him until deputies arrived. There's a lot of blood everywhere,
blood on the hammer. The victim had severe head wounds
during the assault. He's been released from the hospital and
so they King told deputies that the victim is quote
(03:01):
a bad person online.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wow, that's when you're taking it a little too.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Seriously, you need you can't be going and beating stuff
with it here. Just because you're not good enough and
you got marked in a game does not mean you
get to go and mark somebody in real life.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh my gosh, I can't even tell this one. Oh man, Nope,
we got the Oh do I wonder this is a
crazy one though. Newberry, a Florida man Christopher Kelsey is
another one. He's forty seven, but he looks like he's
in ninety.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
He uh.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The victim told police that she and Christopher Kelsey were
arguing outside of their apartment when he grabbed her right
the throat and choked her. When police arrived, they said
that he appeared to be intoxicated, had a strong odor
of alcohol, and he told them multiple times too.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
How do I put this? I don't know. There's literally
no way I can put this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He told the police to do something unflattering to him
with his.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Male copulatory organs.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, that's all I'm going to say, multiple times, which,
guess what.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That doesn't go over well with the cops. His bond
is at one hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2 (05:25):
Can we talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We need to because I didn't know it was this week.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't wa wait, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this week.
Hold up, it's this week as it ghost till Friday.
I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Apparently it kicked off what yesterday today? Lesbian Visibility Week.
It has a graphic, so you know it's official when
they come out with graphics. It's official Lesbian Visibility week,
the one week which you can see lesbians any other
time and look the graphic. Want's shown you the graphic
on this on the sim Okay, it is official with
that graphic.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Uh. It's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and
be visible in our community.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's right. We didn't know that, did you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
There could be I mean, well, this week they can't,
But any other time there could be an invisible lesbian,
like in your carcane.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You would know it because they're invisible.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I had no idea, I'm telling you, and I have
to freed this tweet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I saw this last night from now.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Her name is Governor Tina Cootech. I read it as
Tina cotechs and I'm like, that makes all the sense
in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
She tweeted. I'm one of.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Two lesbians who hold the title of governor in the
United States. I'm proud to live in and serve as
state where every person can be their authentic selves. How
are you not being your authentic self? Now this is
gonna blow your mind, but hold up, do you know
(07:06):
that there are actual lesbians that go to work and
don't talk about how they are lesbians all the time
and preface everything with digital I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean, if you're if you're a lesbian, you're not
telling everybody you're lesbian?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls
in the woods.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they are invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they
not going out on strike teams? Right?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Think about the baddies that we.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Don't, like al Chopo or something like when he's done,
we could have sent in an invisible lesbian straight team
and they could have just kill build ol Chapo, right,
and then nobody would have been the wiser because invisible, right, invisible.
I just don't understand. And then you get this governor
(08:01):
who says I'm one of two. Well, I why do
people have to constantly affix to themselves these identity politic boxes.
It's like they think that somehow their specialness is magnified
by however many identity boxes they attach, right, So like, okay,
(08:21):
you're a lesbian. What if your trans lesbian? Oh my gosh,
that person's more special than you are. I just, you know,
I don't sit here and tell people like I really
like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like
a big guacamole lover here behind the mine, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't
understand why. You know, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Why why people do this?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, then Dood needs to send them out of
strike teams. They I'm still trying to get over, Governor Cotex.
I'm one of two people who believe the number of
intersectional boxes you check determines your.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with it stuff. This is so goofy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics
as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I mean, you you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Have worth Without all of this stuff, it just looks
it just as goofy. We need a whole month devoted
to how we get it out? What about like straight
dudes into fan chicks or you know, skinny dudes into
you know, super skinny che I don't know, Like, I mean,
are we just going to start dudes who pie?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sit down?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Like it a whole visibility week? Like how are we?
Is this where we're gonna go? Every little thing has
to be played up as some sort of like identity
politics check, you know, box check.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I guess. I mean, but why are you not having representation?
Is my question? Like for those Yeah, faking that you
don't have representation is kind of the griff.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, you're governor. I'm pretty sure you're visible. No
one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you
get to be governor?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well? I was a lesbian and then I talked about
running for office. That's what I think. She's a DEI
hire personally.
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(13:43):
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Speaker 2 (13:46):
We talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? No?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, we need to because I didn't know it was
this week. Wait wait yeah, yeah, yeah it's this week.
Hold up, it's this week. It's a ghost till Friday.
I didn't like Apparently it kicked off what yesterday?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Today? Lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It has a graphic, so you know it's official when
they come out with graphics. It's official Lesbian Visibility Week,
the one week which you can see lesbians any other
time and look the graphic. Want's showing you the graphic
on this on the SIME. Okay, it is official with
that graphic. It's Lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and be
visible in our community.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's right. We didn't know that, did you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
There could be I mean, well this week they can't,
but any other time there could be an invisible lesbian,
like in your carcane.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You would know it because they're invisible.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I had no idea, I'm telling you, and I have
to reread this tweet. I saw this last night from
now Her name is Governor Tina Cootech. I read it
as Tina cotechs and I'm like, that makes all the
(15:02):
sense in the world. She tweeted, I'm one of two
lesbians who hold the title of governor in the United States.
I'm proud to live in and serve a state where
every person can be their authentic selves. How are you
not being your authentic selves?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
This is gonna blow your mind, But hold up, do
you know that there are actual lesbians that go to
work and don't talk about how they're lesbians all the
time and preface everything with digital.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm a lesbian. That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I mean, if if you're a lesbian, you're not telling
everybody you're a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Are you a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls
in the woods.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they're invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they not
going out on strike teams, right, think about the baddies
that we don't, like El Chopo or something like when
(16:03):
he's done that, we could have sent in an invisible
lesbian strike team and they could have just kill build
El Chapo, right, and then nobody would have been the
wiser because invisible, right, invisible. I just don't understand. And
then you get this governor who says I'm one of two. Well,
(16:24):
I why do people have to constantly affix to themselves
these identity politic boxes. It's like they think that somehow
their specialness is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach, right,
So like, okay, you're a lesbian, what if your trans lesbian?
Oh my gosh, that person's more special than you are.
(16:47):
I just, you know, I don't sit here and tell
people like I really like guacamole and I'm like really
proud to be like a big guacamole lover here.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Behind the mine, you know what I mean. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't
understand why. You know, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Why why people do this?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, then dood needs to send them out of
strike teams. They I'm still trying to get over, Governor Cotex.
I'm one of two people who believe the number of
intersectional boxes you check determines your.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with this stuff. This is so goofy.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics
as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I mean, you you have.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Worth without all of this stuff. It just looks it
just as goofy. We need a whole month devoted to
how we get it out. What about like street dudes
into fed chicks or you know, skinny dudes into you know,
super skinny too. I don't know, Like, I mean, are
we just going to start dudes who piece sitting down?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They get a whole visibility week? Like, how are we?
Is this where we're gonna go?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Every little thing has to be played up as some
sort of like identity politic check, you know, box check.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I guess. I mean, but why are you not having representation?
Is my question? Like for those yeah, faking that you
don't have representation is kind of the grif.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean, you're governor, I'm pretty sure you're visible, no
one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you
get to be the governor? Well, I was a lesbian
and then I talked about running for office.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
She's a DEEI hire personally. But yeah, I was really
trying to get over Governor.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Angry Florida Man got his stolen ram trx back himself.
He gotta be careful with doing this. This guy can
do it. I mean he looks like you know, he
can handle himself. He had his beloved ram trx stolen
from in front of his house. We took matters in
his own hands. First, he contacted the police and waited
for the Broward Sheriff's office to perform an investigation. But
(00:35):
when that started to drag on and on, he started
searching for info about where his truck might be. He
was randomly looking at Facebook Marketplace, and then he got
a notification that an additional eight hundred miles had been
logged onto the trx a z odometer and the thieves
thought they disabled the GPS tracker, but apparently ram still
sent the key notification to the man, so he had that,
(00:56):
and then he went looking at.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Cities that far away.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
He checked Facebook Marketplace again and he found his stolen
truck listed for sale near in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
He discovered the seller head ads for quite a few other.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Things, thinking that they're all stolen, and so he noticed
that the vehicles there was a house in the background
of all the photos. He spent nine hours on Google
Maps using street food view come through the area, found
the location of the house, and then he reached out
to the sheriff's office in Tennessee, hopped on a plane,
got his car back in one piece within hours.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's pretty hardcore. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Now he's helping other people who had their cars stolen,
and I think he's thinking about a career switch and
private investigation and he's I mean, that's I.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Mean, I think he's key for it. I think he
could absolutely do it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You do have to be careful with that kind of stuff, though,
Like I you know, don't be thinking that you're gonna
go and and lay a croft tomb.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Raider it in there. You know, you gotta be you
gotta be careful, folks. Thing.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I got a couple of other ones here. No, I
don't want that one. Oh okay, this one. A New
Jersey man apparently flew to Florida to attack a fellow
gamer with a hammer. Now why did he do this?
I bet they were playing like Fortnite. No, I'm kidding.
He got mad because the fellow gamer killed him in
the game, and so he decided to try to kill
(02:13):
him in real life.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm not even making this up.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It was Nasau Kundy Sheriff Bill Leeper said a press
conference this was yesterday, announcing the charges. He said it
stemmed from an online altercation. He said the case was
a quote weird one. Edward King, twenty years old, gained
entering into the victims home through an unlocked door, wearing
all black clothes, gloves and a mask, attacked him with
a hammer when the victim got up from gaming do
you use the bathroom? Late Saturday early Sunday. The victims
(02:38):
the same age as King. He was able to wrestle
his assailant to the ground. That's King ka and g
not ur Kane, and he and his stepfather was broken
up by screams for help. They disarmed King and restrained
him until deputies arrived. There's a lot of blood everywhere,
blood on the hammer. The victim had severe head wounds
during the assault. He's been released from the hospital and
so they King told deputies that the victim is quote
(03:01):
a bad person online.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wow, that's when you're taking it a little too.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Seriously, you need you can't be going and beating stuff
with it here. Just because you're not good enough and
you got marked in a game does not mean you
get to go and mark somebody in real life.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not at all.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh my gosh, I can't even tell this one. Oh man, Nope,
we got the Oh do I wonder this is a
crazy one though. Newberry, a Florida man Christopher Kelsey is
another one. He's forty seven, but he looks like he's
in ninety.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
He uh.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The victim told police that she and Christopher Kelsey were
arguing outside of their apartment when he grabbed her right
the throat and choked her. When police arrived, they said
that he appeared to be intoxicated, had a strong odor
of alcohol, and he told them multiple times too.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
How do I put this? I don't know. There's literally
no way I can put this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
He told the police to do something unflattering to him
with his.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Male copulatory organs.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, that's all I'm going to say, multiple times, which,
guess what.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That doesn't go over well with the cops. His bond
is at one hundred thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2 (05:25):
Can we talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We need to because I didn't know it was this week.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't wa wait, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this week.
Hold up, it's this week as it ghost till Friday.
I didn't like.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Apparently it kicked off what yesterday today? Lesbian Visibility Week.
It has a graphic, so you know it's official when
they come out with graphics. It's official Lesbian Visibility week,
the one week which you can see lesbians any other
time and look the graphic. Want's shown you the graphic
on this on the sim Okay, it is official with
that graphic.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Uh. It's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and
be visible in our community.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's right. We didn't know that, did you.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
There could be I mean, well, this week they can't,
But any other time there could be an invisible lesbian,
like in your carcane.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
You would know it because they're invisible.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I had no idea, I'm telling you, and I have
to freed this tweet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I saw this last night from now.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Her name is Governor Tina Cootech. I read it as
Tina cotechs and I'm like, that makes all the sense
in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
She tweeted. I'm one of.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Two lesbians who hold the title of governor in the
United States. I'm proud to live in and serve as
state where every person can be their authentic selves. How
are you not being your authentic self? Now this is
gonna blow your mind, but hold up, do you know
(07:06):
that there are actual lesbians that go to work and
don't talk about how they are lesbians all the time
and preface everything with digital I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean, if you're if you're a lesbian, you're not
telling everybody you're lesbian?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls
in the woods.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they are invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they
not going out on strike teams? Right?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Think about the baddies that we.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Don't, like al Chopo or something like when he's done,
we could have sent in an invisible lesbian straight team
and they could have just kill build ol Chapo, right,
and then nobody would have been the wiser because invisible, right, invisible.
I just don't understand. And then you get this governor
(08:01):
who says I'm one of two. Well, I why do
people have to constantly affix to themselves these identity politic boxes.
It's like they think that somehow their specialness is magnified
by however many identity boxes they attach, right, So like, okay,
(08:21):
you're a lesbian. What if your trans lesbian? Oh my gosh,
that person's more special than you are. I just, you know,
I don't sit here and tell people like I really
like guacamole and I'm like really proud to be like
a big guacamole lover here behind the mine, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't
understand why. You know, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Why why people do this?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, then Dood needs to send them out of
strike teams. They I'm still trying to get over, Governor Cotex.
I'm one of two people who believe the number of
intersectional boxes you check determines your.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with it stuff. This is so goofy.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics
as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I mean, you you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Have worth Without all of this stuff, it just looks
it just as goofy. We need a whole month devoted
to how we get it out? What about like straight
dudes into fan chicks or you know, skinny dudes into
you know, super skinny che I don't know, Like, I mean,
are we just going to start dudes who pie?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Sit down?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Like it a whole visibility week? Like how are we?
Is this where we're gonna go? Every little thing has
to be played up as some sort of like identity
politics check, you know, box check.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I guess. I mean, but why are you not having representation?
Is my question? Like for those Yeah, faking that you
don't have representation is kind of the griff.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, you're governor. I'm pretty sure you're visible. No
one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you
get to be governor?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well? I was a lesbian and then I talked about
running for office. That's what I think. She's a DEI
hire personally.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
But yeah, I was really trying to get over governor
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The good thing We're here, then all right, scratch die
edition Money worries. Thirteen percent of Americans, only thirteen feel
confident about their finances. Thanks Joe Biden, you're so You're
so great. You just made the economy so great. Thirteen
percent of Americans feel really good about their finances. Eighty
four percent believe financial planning is more important than ever,
(11:49):
and the top financial goals for Americans, according to a
recent study, saving money, reducing debt, and establishing emergency funds.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So good.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
US dollar falls for three year low is Trump's Powell
threats further dent investor confidence. I just say, can we
please give consumers a shot in the armor taxes. I
Am going to go complete honey baked cam on some
of these lawmakers if they do not make permanent these
tax cuts, so help me. So the dollars fall into
(12:21):
a three year low, and of course investors don't feel
confident with anything. Fellows low is ninety seven ninety two
on Monday. It's the lowest since nine Since March of
twenty two, the wealthy. We this wealthy West Coast city
is in danger of becoming the next Detroit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Saved you a click.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's Laodlas Angeles. They said, it's going to be like
the next Detroit because everybody's leaving. There's a huge exodus
of big budget TV and film production like Mel Gibson's
shooting stuff here in Texas now literally in Dallas, Fort Worth,
Taylor Sheridan. A lot of people are coming out and
they're leaving Hollywood. And apparently they're not yet that they
(12:59):
have had triggered a crisis, but they're getting close to.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
They said.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
On location production in the city fell by almost twenty
five percent in the first quarter of this year compared
to the same time last year. And of course you
have high state taxes. Industry leaders are lobbying for an
entertainment production tax. They wanted thirty five percent credit. Not
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Also, this, oh oh, I'm so sorry you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Remember the Senate twink who used the Senate hearing room
for some same sex sexy times and made a video
of it. Well, he moved to Australia and started an
only fans of course he did. That's all you need
to know. I feel like there were signs. The New
Pornographer's drummer apparently was arrested for child pornography. His bandmates
are horrified. The drummer for the New Pornographers arrested for
(13:43):
having child pornography came just saying can.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
We talk about Lesbian Visibility Week? No?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, we need to because I didn't know it was
this week. Wait wait yeah, yeah, yeah it's this week.
Hold up, it's this week. It's a ghost till Friday.
I didn't like Apparently it kicked off what yesterday?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Today? Lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It has a graphic, so you know it's official when
they come out with graphics. It's official Lesbian Visibility Week,
the one week which you can see lesbians any other
time and look the graphic. Want's showing you the graphic
on this on the SIME. Okay, it is official with
that graphic. It's Lesbian Visibility Week.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's the week where lesbians can uncloak themselves and be
visible in our community.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's right. We didn't know that, did you.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
There could be I mean, well this week they can't,
but any other time there could be an invisible lesbian,
like in your carcane.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You would know it because they're invisible.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I had no idea, I'm telling you, and I have
to reread this tweet. I saw this last night from
now Her name is Governor Tina Cootech. I read it
as Tina cotechs and I'm like, that makes all the
(15:02):
sense in the world. She tweeted, I'm one of two
lesbians who hold the title of governor in the United States.
I'm proud to live in and serve a state where
every person can be their authentic selves. How are you
not being your authentic selves?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
This is gonna blow your mind, But hold up, do
you know that there are actual lesbians that go to
work and don't talk about how they're lesbians all the
time and preface everything with digital.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm a lesbian. That's how they're invisible. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I mean, if if you're a lesbian, you're not telling
everybody you're a lesbian?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Are you a lesbian? It's like if a tree falls
in the woods.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
You know, here's my question with the whole thing again,
I have my scratched eyes, so deal with me. If
they're invisible lesbians, this angers me. Why are they not
going out on strike teams, right, think about the baddies
that we don't, like El Chopo or something like when
(16:03):
he's done that, we could have sent in an invisible
lesbian strike team and they could have just kill build
El Chapo, right, and then nobody would have been the
wiser because invisible, right, invisible. I just don't understand. And
then you get this governor who says I'm one of two. Well,
(16:24):
I why do people have to constantly affix to themselves
these identity politic boxes. It's like they think that somehow
their specialness is magnified by however many identity boxes they attach, right,
So like, okay, you're a lesbian, what if your trans lesbian?
Oh my gosh, that person's more special than you are.
(16:47):
I just, you know, I don't sit here and tell
people like I really like guacamole and I'm like really
proud to be like a big guacamole lover here.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Behind the mine, you know what I mean. I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I just don't do that kind of stuff. I don't
understand why. You know, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Why why people do this?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I mean, then dood needs to send them out of
strike teams. They I'm still trying to get over, Governor Cotex.
I'm one of two people who believe the number of
intersectional boxes you check determines your.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Worth hold the title. That's That's what she's basically saying,
stop with this stuff. This is so goofy.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You don't constantly, you know, need to list identity politics
as like your lead in order to somehow give you worth.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I mean, you you have.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Worth without all of this stuff. It just looks it
just as goofy. We need a whole month devoted to
how we get it out. What about like street dudes
into fed chicks or you know, skinny dudes into you know,
super skinny too. I don't know, Like, I mean, are
we just going to start dudes who piece sitting down?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They get a whole visibility week? Like, how are we?
Is this where we're gonna go?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Every little thing has to be played up as some
sort of like identity politic check, you know, box check.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I guess. I mean, but why are you not having representation?
Is my question? Like for those yeah, faking that you
don't have representation is kind of the grif.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean, you're governor, I'm pretty sure you're visible, no
one sees me. I'm the lesbian governor. How did you
get to be the governor? Well, I was a lesbian
and then I talked about running for office.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
She's a DEEI hire personally. But yeah, I was really
trying to get over Governor.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Kotech because it's Kotech. But still, thanks for tuning into
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