Absurd Truth: Liberal Podcaster Makes Most Heinous Charlie Kirk Take Yet

Jennifer Welch claims Charlie Kirk justified his death by being pro-Second Amendment. Meanwhie, Actress Amanda Seyfried tells Variety that “Socialism is a gorgeous idea” that means “taking care of each other”.

Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…

HumanN
https://HumanN.com
Now’s the perfect time to try them—get $5 off Humann’s Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club through December 29.

Byrna
https://Byrna.com
Make 2026 the year you protect your family with solid options—Get the Byrna today.

Patriot Mobile
https://PatriotMobile.com/Dana  OR CALL 972-PATRIOT
What are you waiting for? Switch today during the Red, White, and Blue sale and get a free smartphone with code DANA. 

PreBorn
https://Preborn.com/DANA
This Christmas, for just $28 you can help save a life.. Dial #250 and say “Baby,” or give securely online. Make your gift today.

AmmoSquared
https://AmmoSquared.com
Don’t get caught without ammo and be sure to tell them you heard about Ammo Squared on this show. 

Webroot
https://Webroot.com/Dana
Make sure your family stays secure online with WebRoot.  Get 60% off Webroot Total Protection today.

Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. 
Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:

Youtube
Facebook
Instagram
X
More Info

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida Man.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, So oh AI scams, This is tough stuff.
So Florida man says his wife wants a divorce because
he lost forty five thousand dollars on an AI generated
Elon Musk car scam. Sixty nine years old. He posted

(00:35):
in a Facebook group that advertised Elon Musk car giveaways.
I'm just going to say that probably Elon Musk is
not going to give you a car on Fiithbook, a
competing platform, not going to happen. He's from Orlando, and
now his wife wants to get a divorce because she's
so mad over the scam. It's kind of sad. He

(00:57):
got a message saying that he congratulated him on winning
the new car one hundred thousand dollars, and then he
got another massive message on WhatsApp that he thought was
a video message from Elon Musk, and it was an
AI generated image and it said, by the way, here's
how the article says an AI generated deep fake. Shut up,
it's just AI video, says my good friend mister George

(01:19):
I just want you to listen to what I'm telling you.
I promise you're going to receive your package. He had
to pay seven five hundred cash for the car shipping
which he sent, and then he had to make a
ten thousand dollars investment and was promised one hundred and
twenty thousand dollars return. That is, I mean, honestly, what
the hell, my dude, why are you ridiculous? What in
the world Kane for?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Come on, Look, not all old people are innocent, and
not all of them are one.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Not the time for you to be hating all old
people right now.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Not hate. I'm just trying to explain when you get
up in years, it's easier to be fooled.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So no, okay. This morning I watched a video of
a woman who had this doll bed that she put
out on her porch because her dog had passed away
and she was getting rid of the dog bed. And
then she woke up in the morning there was a
fox sitting in it. And then she opened the door
and the fox. I swear this is going to have
an end. And the fox came in the house and
she was like, oh God sent me this angel. Blah,

(02:15):
blah blah, and I was watching it and I watched
this part of the fox went through a wall, and
I'm like, this is fake. This is a fake video.
Now that this is real, I mean, it looked weird
from the onset, but it was like a car wreck.
I had to keep watching, you know, getting better is
getting better.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Look you doubting it is gonna have you miss it
when it actually is like, wow, that doesn't look like
AI at all and it turns out to be.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I mean, one of the images of the guy that
they were trying to discredit in the Bondai Beach thing
and saying that he wasn't actually shot was an AI
image of a guy that had like seven fingers on
one hand. And I'm looking at this like, how is
anybody fulled thinking that this guy's an actor? It's literally
an AI image that and it was an AI image

(03:02):
of like him getting like a theater makeup or something
on scene, and people were I don't know, it was
weird anyway. Uh so we've got that. We oh boy,
oh oh man, some of these are We also have
father and son dramatically rescued from Deep and Alligator invested
everglades wide, so I have a friend who likes to go,

(03:23):
uh go mudding, and they take out their rigs and
they go out into the in Florida and they go
out into the swamps in Florida. That's one thing I'm
not gonna do. I ain gonna take nothing in no
water in Florida. Not gonna happen. They had to call
nine one one, and then uh be uh they were
and they had their ATVs. They got stuck in the
mudd and ran out of gas and they had to
be rescued in Gator Country and then it started getting nighttime.

(03:45):
I don't want to talk about the dog. Kane.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, that's a tough one and we're out of time.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Luckily for you, because this is gonna make ego John Wick.
I know, totally go John Wick. Wait, let me find
because he attacked a police dog. This Florida man attacked
to police dog. They deployed a canine named Vader. Thankfully,
Vader was okay, but the guy tried choking him, tried if,

(04:11):
oh my gosh, I would string this guy up from
my roof and literally use him as a target, a
shooting target. There's no way, no way, oh my gosh.
I had to immediately scrolled to make sure the dog
was okay. Really selfless acts. I think it's important to
be able to have those moments that you can focus on.
So we're going to talk about the heroism. Two amazing

(04:33):
stories that you have not heard about. The folks who
helped make the program possible. It is our friends over
at Preborn. We're coming up on Christmas. Let me just
tell you about Preborn. These are folks who really are
just devout. I love the folks who run Preborn, and
they've been saving about half a million babies since two
thousand and seven. That is not an exaggeration. You heard

(04:56):
me say that, right. It has been a lot and
everyone a just life with a future, a purpose, and
a story. This is an entire generation of people they
are saving. They don't get taxpayer dollars like these NGOs
you hear about. This is all done privately. Your donation
makes it possible. They meet these women where they are.
While these women are being pummeled by messages from society

(05:17):
that they can't bring these babies, they can't raise them,
they just need to have an abortion, Preborn introduces them
with a free ultrasound. These women hear their baby's heartbeat.
Studies showed the chances for babies life to continue living double.
Twenty eight dollars is all at ultrasound costs. Imagine you
spend twenty eight dollars this Christmas and you save a life.
I mean, what treasure you're storing up for yourself in heaven?
But you think bigger? What about you know? One hundred

(05:38):
dollars One hundred and fifty seven hundred dollars reaches women
online and also helps them make appointments at preborn clinics
and gets them seen. You could even do a super
powerful year end dedication or tax shelter opportunity. Fifteen thousand
dollars purchases one ultrasound machine and this year, because of
a matching grant, your gift is doubled. So these clinics

(05:58):
get two life saving machines. Think of the thousands of
babies you're saving, and every machine serves thousands of mothers
and babies this Christmas, Join them and standing for life
support the mission of Preborn. Because of that special managing grant,
your gift is instantly double. Donate securely dialed pound two fifty,
say the word baby. Visit preborn dot com slash Dana.
Every gift is tax deductible and impacts eternity. Dial pound

(06:20):
two fifty, say the word baby, make your life saving
donation today. So don she very wise. The premise of
her question is that people that I guess justified his death.
I don't know anyone who justified in his death. The
person that I heard that justified his death was them.

(06:43):
He's the one that said on tape that if school
kids die, but it means he gets to have a
second amendment, then that's that's what it's going to be.
First off, learn how to ask a quiet without eh
it looks as it sounds as bad as your interior

(07:04):
design looks. So that's the woman whose face looks like
a prolapsed anus. What's her face, Jenny Welch, I don't know.
Don't ask me to be nice, because I've lived a
bully bitches like this, this woman. I'm not apologizing for
my language at all. Just praise the heavens that I'm
not harsher as harsh as I could be. This is
the this is the nicer me. So she's will not

(07:29):
stop talking about allowing a second amendment. And Charlie Kirk
saying that because somehow he supported the Second Amendment, that
means he supports indiscriminate killing. Right, It's it's why, no logic.
I mean, that's the logic that sounds exactly like something
a drunk woman overserved at the brio bar would say

(07:52):
when she's trying to impress people who want nothing to
do with her, with her perception of her the grasp
she thinks she has on the issues, right, I mean, look,
just keep your opinions to the brio bar where they belong, girl,
because nobody else cares. We're also, I mean, we're also

(08:14):
tired of hearing you try to do this. It has
nothing to do this idea that because he's supported the
Second Amendment means that that somehow justifies how he dies.
And that's what she's arguing in this audio, that his
death was justified because he supported the Second Amendment. That
only makes sense if the Second Amendment wasn't about defense

(08:35):
against tyranny and it was about just indiscriminate killing based
upon partisan zelotry. But it's not. That's just stupid. That's
just why even say something completely dumb like that. I
don't get it. I don't know why every I think
the left is desperately trying to find somebody that they
can make into the Joe Rogan that they won on

(08:57):
the right. Except Joe Rogan was on the left. He's
still kind of on the left. He's not really he's
not on the right. He's just kind of in the middle.
And he likes hunting. You know, That's it. But I
feel like they're trying so hard to find who that
could be, who that is? You know, notice how they
keep popping around to different podcasters. But can I just
say something like, I just you know, if you're are

(09:18):
we so devoid of original analysis and politics that you
have to go scrap the bottom of the barrel and
look for target level interior designers? Like, can I just
be mean for a moment? I went because I no
idea who this broad was. I don't know, she's like
sixty something years old. I have no idea who she is.
And I just kept seeing her face, like, you know,

(09:39):
pop up on my mentions or on my timeline on X.
I'm like, oh, so I went and looked, was like
interior designer, Well, what do you mean? It looks horrible,
It looks everything looks like she sourced it out of
that one line at Target. You know what line I'm
talking about that has the fake coral on the acrylic base.
That's like her whole thing is. It just looks it's dated,

(10:01):
it's a gimmicky, it's soulless, and it's exactly like what
I would imagine a bored, single brio whino would be
how she would decorate her house. You know, I mean,
it looks just like it. I'm not being mean. I'm
just being honest, and if it happens to strike someone
as being mean, then so be it. But it's honest.

(10:25):
So I don't know. I mean, it's just, you know,
why even get into this? You know, we o Caine.
I almost I almost gave the example, Oh, don't do it, Kine,
don't do it. It really needs to be made though. Hmmm.

(10:45):
I'll put it like this. I don't need some Target
nursing home interior designer talking to us about the Second Amendment.
I don't go to the whorehouse and tell you how
to do your job. So you don't come into the
Second Amendment arena and sit here and lecture about two
a law to all of us. You're welcome. Okay, see,

(11:05):
I did well. I didn't take it to the level
that you it should be taken to. If there's one
thing that will immediately get my attention is when I
just see somebody being mean for meanness's sake, and I'm like, oh,
somebody needs to get knocked down a peg. I have
a particular set of skills. I mean, I can't park
regularly in a parking spot. I can parallel park. You know.

(11:26):
I can't wrap a present to save my life, but
I do have that skill set. I can't. All of
you people who can you are martians. My husband is
one of those that has to measure it all out.
I'm like, why do you do? It's why it gets
torn up. You tear it? Are you one of those
that does do things like that? Kane? A little one

(11:51):
of my girlfriends wraps these like crazy big bows on
all of her presidents, and I'm like, I just want
cute wrapping paper and then I will literally use a
sharpie and write your name on it. At some point,
I just the attention to detail seems like way too
much effort for something that gets shredded in the living
room floor. Like what I get that if you were

(12:12):
never to unwrap it, then I would say, oh yeah,
definitely go to that degree. But it gets torn up.
No one appreciates it except for maybe like a second.
I don't know. Don't disagree with me, because then you
know I don't want you to be wrong too. I
don't want you to be wrong. The folks who won't
make the program possible. It is the uh people over

(12:33):
at Burner Gun. I'm always going to tell you to
carry because I carry. You know I'm not gonna. I
don't believe in fake guns, starter guns. I don't believe
in any stupid nonsense like that. I believe that if
someone's going to threaten your life, you need to be
able to defend yourself. So I have zero problem throwing lead,
zero problem using the lethal force, and I train accordingly.
I also understand too, what if you're a college kid

(12:56):
and you live alone, and you live in a college
town and you gotta walk to camp, or what if
you have to go into like say, an office building
from a parking garage and it's all gun free zones.
I know these places, they exist, but you got to
do it because it's your job. How are you going
to protect yourself if it's a gun free zone and
they don't provide any kind of security because they're idiots. Well,

(13:18):
this is where burner gun comes in. It shoots chemical
irtont projectiles that can deter threats from up to fifty
feet away, and unlike you know tasers or stun guns
that have one or two shots. This is a fifteen
round fifteen shot cartridge. They need to put that in
the talking points because that's a selling point. I think
fifteen shot cartridge and these chemical irtont projectiles. You can

(13:39):
get all different types. The CL is the compact launcher.
That's the smallest one that's like similar to the size
of a phone. But there's no recoil, there's no you know,
you don't have to it's easy target reacquisition. It's effective.
But here's the big thing. No, it didn't care about
gun free zones. There's no permits. It's not a gun
see no gun free zones, no permit, no background checks,

(14:01):
no waiting periods. You ordered online and it sends it
right to the house. Uh, and it's made right here
in the US of A. It's the burna CL that's
the one you need to look at b y r
NA dot com slash data. It's the burna CL always
make sure that you have an ability to defend yourself.
Burna dot com slash data ready when you are and.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Uh so Big Tobacco Playbook. You know the playbook that
they did to go after cigarettes and then gun control.
You took it, modified it to try to recreate it
to go after guns. Now they're going to do it
to go after junk food. So it's interesting because they
said that they're going after oreos. So the last night
before my because I do intermittent fasting, I haven't had
an oreo in years. I've not had anything that I

(14:46):
have not made myself. Or I don't really eat sweets.
So I had my first orio and probably about four
years five years, maybe I about dot I would make
the thing. I was like, what is this garbage? Well? Wait,
is it because they change the way they make them
or because I eat so strictly it changes? Oh my gosh,

(15:14):
it was crazy. I was just like, how do kids
eat these? This is a horrible Anyway, So the whole
thing the Atlanta has that they're going after, they they're
actually using that. You know, when they went after Joe
Camill and all of that. They're using that playbook to
go after junk food. Just leave everybody alone. Leave them
alone if they want to eat that nastiness, which they shouldn't.

(15:36):
Just suspected looters are using kayaks to rob homes impacted
by flooding in Washington, say police, that's one thing I've
never seen before. They said that the historic floods up
there in Washington, State of Washington, Snohomish County Sheriff's office
said that criminals are seizing up on the chaos. They're
carrying out raids and they're kayaking around and robbing homes.

(15:59):
That awful, That is awful. They said, if we will
find and arrest you, if we catch you, yeah, if
you get If they get caught, that's the thing, like,
you know, if they get caught, are they going to
get caught? I mean that's you know, I don't know
a million dollar question. Let's see the cluster of thirty
earthquakes hits northern California a day after the Sonoma four

(16:20):
point oh quake, thirty little rumblings. It's all super centralized
up there. It's you know, like northeastern California. According to
San Francisco Gate. They said it's the latest little bit
of seismic clusters in the area. Little thirty minor ones
seven quakes rattled the day before, including that four point

(16:41):
zero quake. The recent uptake Uptick says the US Geological
Survey is not unusual. Not that seems kind of unusual.
That means maybe there's a kaiju getting ready to pop
out of the Pacific. I don't know. Maybe. And an
engine falls on a United flight, sparks a brush fire
near the runway and no one was injured, thankfully. Speaking

(17:04):
of dumblandes, fake ones. Uh, what's her name? Amanda Seafreed? Sayfried?
How do you say her last name? Oh? Karen from Ingirls?
Why are you white? If you're from Africa? Why are
you white? Karen? You just don't ask people why they're white?
You don't remember that from ing Girls. I don't can't

(17:24):
believe I do, she said. While she was promoting some
movie that she did. She told Variety that quote socialism
is a gorgeous idea, and then she added, most people
don't understand, well the word socialism actually means. That's what

(17:44):
she said. For me, it's taken care of each other
and if I have more money, I can spend more
money on other people. Oh wow, she is so dumb.
First off, why do you have to have socialism to
do that? Why can't you just do it yourself. I

(18:06):
don't think she knows what socialism means. Socialism isn't just well,
if I, personally I want to spend more of my
money on someone, I can. That's called freedom, and you
can choose to do that if you want to. It's
socialist when you decide that your economic choices are going
to be our economic choices and we all have to

(18:29):
support the same thing that you're supporting. That's where there
is no freedom. And there has not been a successful
society on God's green Earth in the history of humankind
that has successfully implemented socialism ever, without exception, nada, zilch, zip, none, nothing.

(18:59):
So I really don't think that she quite understands. Private
property doesn't exist. You know, in the Soviet Union, when
you had the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics USSR, they
had twenty million people that were died. They died in executions, famines,
they forced them to work in Goolog's. Private property was

(19:23):
a non existent thing, you know, and after World War
Two when you had East Germany and West Germany. East
Germany was set up to be like a socialist haven
like this, and it was under the construct of the USSR.
It was a very repressive police state. They had the
Stazi that would go out and mess with people and

(19:45):
surveilled people and it was basically government sanctioned terror network.
Look at Cuba, the story we have. Let me pull
this up. We're just talking about Cuba's their health system.
They are going through it right now. They've sunk into

(20:07):
a health crisis amid medicine shortages and mis diagnoses. It's
very bad. They said that they're a country of sick
people who have no idea what they're suffering from. Victims
wait forever just to even get seen, if they even
get seen at all, and it is a crisis. They're

(20:32):
having a health crisis because social socialist healthcare. Or what
about in Canada? What was I reading about? They were
just going I read this story. I'm gonna pull this
link up because someone was talking about how they were

(20:52):
trying to get healthcare and they were trying to get
seen in Canada and they ended up having to wait
for forever. There was a woman who is, uh, I'm
gonna pull this up. I got a search in my bookmarks.
She's was euthanizing herself. She was going to euthanize herself
because she could not live with the pain of her

(21:16):
ailment and as and because it was taken her. It
was because it was taking the system so long that
people actually were choosing euthanization. And that's, by the way,
that's how you cut cost under socialized healthcare. That's how
all of that was actually enshrined in Obamacare. Obamacare is
the beginning stages of pushing everyone on socialist single payer
health care. And remember they were going to have a

(21:39):
medical board that determined whether or not the care that
you needed was going to be cost efficient. In fact, Canada,
in order for them to be successful, they will have
to euthanize millions of people. So if you have it,
it's their MA A I D service. But if that
sounds familiar, it's because Hitler did it before. The Medical

(22:00):
Assistance in Dying It is their legal program that allows
eligible adults with grievous medical conditions to youthanize themselves. And
they had a story of a woman who was going
to euthanize herself because she just could not get the

(22:24):
care that she needed and it was taking her forever.
She had serious pain. The pain was growing every day.
And by the way, they already were looking at one
in twenty five, and it's growing apparently. I mean, their
deaths from their euthanization program is increasing. This just like

(22:45):
soilent green. It's this is horrific. So this is what
That's what she's talking about. That's what I mean to
saye Reed Seefried is talking about. Is when she's celebrating socialism,
this is all socialists, this is all socialism. Why if

(23:05):
it's such a great, gorgeous idea, why do so many
people kill themselves trying to leave socialist nations, coming to
the United States or going to anywhere else but their
socialist tell hole? Why do people do that? I I
just that's just so dumb. Why do why do we
we just have a plague of socialist white women that

(23:28):
are making everything horrible? Stop it? Good night. They're like
one and the same.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, made sure to
hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, wherever you
get your podcasts,