Absurd Truth: MTG's Liberal Deportation Heel Turn

Marjorie Taylor Green gets criticized from the right after saying “there needs to be a smarter plan than just rounding up every single person and deporting them”. Don Lemon gets absolutely destroyed by two people on the street in Chicago when he attempts to tell them that crossing the border illegally isn't a crime. Meanwhile, Dana reacts to Mark Ruffalo calling for a “reimagining” of the US economy in a viral video glorifying socialism.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
All right, we are going all the way to the
very end of the list for our first headline because
I've been waiting all weekend to talk about this headline.
Florida parents left a sixteen year old by the side
of the road with the bag of guns and said
go on and fin for yourself, say police, Now the
parents have too many damn names. Kane, Bradley, Leon Guerrero Santos.

(00:34):
Now you get three, stop it, okay, so you can
be Bradley. Leon Guerrero Santos is his last name, so
he's got to drop either Leona Guerrero's two damn many names.
And then Rosanella boya thirty five are facing child neglect charges.
They were near Sarasota. There was a nine to one

(00:54):
one call on October first about a suspicious male who
is walking on the side of Interstate seventy five. When
police approached, the boy reluctantly identified himself as you know,
this is his parents' kid, and he said when he
got home from school that day, his parents told him
they were taking a trip. He went and walked the dog.

(01:16):
He saw them throwing like clothes into Duffel bags and
then they rushed him and his eight year old sibling
into the car. He said that their destination was quote
either Guam or Idaho, and he didn't want to go,
so that's when they kicked him out of the car,
left him with two pistols in a bag and some cash,
and then they told him to take care of the
house and that was it. They were arrested. Clearly. He

(01:38):
said his father's very religious often gives him difficult tasks
to test his mental fortitude, and they said that they
told the son that he was the chosen one. I
don't know, Like part of me is like, that's a
really good idea and I'm joking. Part of me is like, hey,
you know, scared straight. Maybe I don't know, are we
getting the full story?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
This is like throwing your kids in the pool to
teach him how to swim. It's kind of like that.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, with a bag of guns and some cash, you know,
on the side of a highway. I mean, why didn't
they just leave him at the house. Why did they
take him? That doesn't make any sense. So they're charged
with child neglect. Also because there were pistols that they
left the sixteen year old with, they got another charge
for that. So it was like a miner to access
a firearm something to that nature. I just think that

(02:21):
there are ways that you can instruct kids on this
type of thing without throwing them on the side of
the road at like the middle of the night and
then leaving him. And no, he has no way of
contacting anybody, nothing, He had no phone, nothing. So just
saying there's probably better ways to do it. But also
at the same time, I'm like, you know how many

(02:41):
people had family that like, would you know, put them
in the woods and say, okay, come back in an hour.
I mean, in sween they let their kids sleep outside snowdrifts.
So just saying, all right, let's see a Florida man
smacks people with a metal shelf in a public's fight.
Publics fight. This is a new thing, all right. So

(03:03):
a brawl began inside a Miami Dade publics and there
is video footage per the New York Post, the shirtless
Florida man, who was also shoeless, grabbed I guess he
took a part an end cap on an aisle and
then started like beating people with the metal shelf. There
were large parties of people that broke out after an

(03:25):
aggressive verbal argument and then that turned then physical. Yeah,
this looks bad. The half naked man clamont man CLI
m O and t two ends. He picked up one
of the shelves from the end cap and started whacking
two women brawling on the ground. It just I don't
even know who's the fault here. I really don't just

(03:45):
arrest everybody because it looks like everybody's involved in doing something. Well,
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each other with the shelvy. I mean goes without saying
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Speaker 4 (04:53):
As a conservative and as a business owner in the
construction industry and as a realist, I can say we
have to do something about labor, and that needs to
be a smarter plan than just rounding up every single
person and deporting them just like that.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hmm. She's doing a slow shift to the left. I mean,
it's like, I think you made the point. We're sort
of like taking we're getting Fetterman and they're getting her.
Because this is not the first time that she's sort
of been sliding to the left on some stuff, especially
judging by where she used to be previously on this
Welcome Back to the Program, Dana lash with you. At

(05:34):
the bottom of this third hour, that was Marjorie Taylor
Green who was saying that, well, we've got to do
something about labor. That needs to be a smarter plan
than rounding people up and deporting them. Well, I'm still
all about deporting people, so I don't. I mean, if
you're America first, then you're also in support of ensuring
that those who entered illegally and skirted accountability and respond

(06:00):
stability aren't rewarded. That's seems pretty forthright. She's getting a
lot of Uh. I think she's getting a lot of
criticism about this, though understandably it does seem like a
leftist position. She's seemed well, you know, as a works
as a you know, in construction. What is she talking about? Labor?

(06:21):
Cheap labor? It's what it seemed like she was kind
of alluding to, right, I don't know what is your
thought on it, Kane. Do you think she's alluding to
cheap labor?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Would she not want to round everyone up who entered
her home illegally?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Is she being inconsistent there? Because if someone came in
my house uninvited. I'd be all active in rounding them
up and getting them out or ending their life whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I mean, didn't she say? As a construction own business owner,
she's saying, I don't think we should just like basically,
it sounds like she's saying we do. I don't. I'm
not in favor of deporting illegals that I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Like to inject the meaning where, But that's what it
sounds like. That sure sounds like that.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I mean, that's what it does sound like that. That's
what it sounds like. She's saying. Well, as a business
owner and a realist, we have to do something about labor,
and that needs to be a smarter plan than just
rounding up. Okay, so what it's also very different from
how she started. I have to say it sounds very
different from how she started. There has to be a

(07:27):
consequence or a penalty of importing people in just simply
to reduce the price of labor. Let's think about that
for a minute. There has to be a smarter plan.
I'll counter it. There has to be a smarter plan
to mitigate labor costs than just importing in people that
you think can do it at a cheaper price. How

(07:47):
about that for starters? You see what I mean, It's
like it's a shift left, but without the intelligence behind it.
And I'm not saying I don't really believe that there's
an intelligence behind some of the positions on the left,
But that would be a more I mean, it's still wrong,
but it would be in more reasonable position than what
she just said doesn't make any sense. I mean, that's

(08:08):
exactly what it is. You you yes, opposition to deportation
because you don't support the importation of cheap labor illegally.
That is that is actually a that is a smart plan,
that is a smart way. This is what what did
you did?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
You?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
People think this was going to be easy? Did you
think that correcting decades of dissent into madness was going
to be easy? Did you think that it was just
everyone can sit on their ass and the hard work
will get done because somebody will do it. But not
going to be me, not going to affect me, not
gonna effect my bottom line? I mean, for real? Is

(08:46):
that what people did they think that? I mean, I
got questions about this cut twenty eight. This is Don Lemon.
He was in Chicago and he was attempting to talk
to people about border crossing illegally and arguing with them
that it's not a crime. He didn't fare so well
in the six change Listen, Okay, crossing the border illegally

(09:10):
is not a crime.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
No, it's not a criminal act. It's a misdemeanor.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
So why are they being sent back and saying that
they're breaking the law. That's the point, okay, as somebody.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
That we don't know what they're breaking the law because
they won't tell there's no due process. Where's the evidence?
That's the whole point. And if they are breaking the law.
Most people will say, okay, then they need to go
at their criminals. But if they're not, why are they
being rounded up and sent out, especially when he promised
to deport the criminals and now he's not doing that.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I don't think we're going not a crime, so, mister minnor.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Is not's not a criminal act? No, if you get
charged with the mister criminal.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Charge at all, then if it's not a criminal act.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Because we have different levels of crime, everything is not
the same.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's just we.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Have different levels of I shouldn't say crime, but it's not.
It's not you're not it's not a crime, you're not
breaking the law.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Why it called a misdemeanor? Well, it's just cause a
misdemeanor of what. Why is it called a misdemeanor? Oh,
for the love dude, my dude, come on, it is.
That doesn't make it doesn't make any sense. I just
I still. You know what, some of the people on
the right, especially those who are in the MTG camp, like,
what again, I go back to how easy do they

(10:22):
think this is going to be? I mean, it's gonna
it's not going to be comfortable to get back on
the track that we need to get on. It's not
gonna be comfortable because there are hard decisions that have
to be made. And you know, the whole purpose was
to get to this point, say we could make these
decisions and then put those decisions in motion. The result

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Speaker 2 (12:22):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So Diane Keaton passed away. That kind of came out
of nowhere. I don't know much about her, but apparently
they said that she'd put her house up for sale
at her health had declined very subtling in recent months,
and she was apparently very thin, but that's kind of sad.
She was seventy nine years old. October eleventh is when
they announced it. Also, let's see this, they're saying, are

(12:53):
we heading for a big crash? I'm not even gonna
read this headline because it's so stupid. It makes me
want to break everything. Just go back to bed. I
just want to break everything, throw things around because I'm
so tired of these stupid headlines I don't like Trump,
so I'm going to write something stupid about the economy.
That's what they do. That's what these things are. That's
what it is. Kane, Am I wrong? No, Dana, You're
so right. You're so right. It's just painful. See it

(13:16):
exceeds your sentiment. I know. I don't want to read
on this one either. What in the world. So this
guy's at Saint Peter's Basilica and he drops trout and
urinates inside Saint Peter's Basilica, and of course all the

(13:38):
tourists are shocked. It was on a Vatican altar during
they were having masks, but he did that, and they
I just like, I know exactly where they How does
someone do this? Like they were able to get in
he was unidentified? Uh, and he climbed the steps. I
know nothing about this. I'm just reading it as it
is from the Sun British paper of Confession. It's one

(14:01):
of the most sacred spots in Catholicism and it's where
the Pope himself traditionally celebrates Mass. And then that's when
he dropped troo and decided to take a leak. It
was during the nine Am Mass and the crowd was
just I think most of them didn't know what they
were seeing or they were trying to figure out are
we seeing what we're seeing? Because there were those expressions too,

(14:22):
But security was able to get him out. That's just
h Can you imagine how to clean that? Though? Growth
wired people nasty. So this guy of dad, according to
New York Crosis, is a dad who was charged with
killing his fourteen year old daughter's rapist and he's now
running for sheriff. I'd vote for him, oh, in a heartbeat.
I don't know that I could. I mean, i'd vote

(14:43):
for him. He's accused of killing his fourteen year old
daughter's rapist. He said the legal system failed him because
they charged him with murder. Now, I know you shouldn't
be a vigilante, but in this this is what happens
when you have lawlessness and disorder. If you don't like vigilanteism,
then I suggest you stop with the restore of justice,
because injustice, this sort of injustice, like what was perpetrated

(15:04):
upon this family is that's exactly what it is. It's
injustice that's also lawlessness and vigilanteism. Really, he was charged
with second degree murder, so he ran for sheriff in
Lonoke County, Arkansas. He launched his campaign and he said
the campaign is about every parent you know who's basically
not able to protect their family because of the state.
And it's true. He says he wants to restore his

(15:26):
bid and the trust in law enforcement. But he killed
the guy when he found him in a truck. I mean,
he was raping his daughter and the guy had already
apparently been charged multiple times for sexual offenses. And he
said he forced him off the road and shot him.
Now again, you don't like vigilanteism, Maybe stop the restorative
justice that allows these people to get away with this stuff.

(15:47):
More on that coming up. Stick with us, I want
to switch gears. Cut forty three. Mark Ruffalo, who I
just find him to be insufferable. He's always super negative.
It seems like he is the worst aspects of his character,
a hulk but without the ability to actually turn into
a giant green thing. But he goes on this rant

(16:07):
against capitalism. The guy who makes millions of dollars per
movie in Hollywood goes on a rant against capitalism and
wants to replace it with socialism. Listen, what do we
do to make life better for everybody.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
We certainly have enough.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I mean we've just created the most number.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Of billionaires in the history of the world.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You know, we had enough.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
We could do this, but it's going to take some.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Reimagining of what America is, what our economic system is.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
What's clear is it's not working and it's not sustainable.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Actually, when our founding fathers set this up, they had
the national motto of epluribus une out of menials, and
we've never achieved that.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh my gosh, Okay, sorry, wan, We're going to not
make it past that. Oh my gosh, you absolute walking
mental abortion. Do you not understand what that means? It
doesn't mean every but socialism. Guys, time for socialism. I
mean I interpreted it literally eat plural batunum. That means socialism.
It means from many one meaning from many who seek liberty,
from many who seek freedom, you have one voice, and

(17:14):
that is that animating spirit of liberty that unites us
and defines us. Talk about historical illiterates, people who literally
are unfamiliar with anything that the founders ever said, anything
that they ever wrote, any of the debates that they
had in the Freedom Hall, any of it. That is
just asinine. It's not pointing to socialism, it's pointing to

(17:38):
a unification behind the spirit of liberty. I'm sorry. Was
there a lot more of that to play? Yeah? Go ahead,
I'm sorry. I was just was not gonna wasn't gonna happen.
I'm sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Out of many want yes. And we've never achieved that. Well,
there's a long time we didn't even vaguely even strive
for that. But we can still strive.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
The vision of America.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
The problems of America.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
We still have that.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
We have that problemise in our DNA.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Someone slipped that in there, which creates a possibility for it. Right,
That's like the moment we're in right now. It's physics.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Things have got to come to a point where there's
so much movement.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
It's chaotic. It's chaotic, it's kadok boom up.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Something new comes.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
On water to steam. There's no other way to actually change,
and that's painful. It's like giving birth. I mean, birth
is painful.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
It's dark, we don't know, it's scary. We will it
ever end? You know, it's like the same. It's just
like being in college and you go out to eat
with some friends, and then two of your friends get
super drunk at dinner and then they just sit there
and they never shut up at the end of the
table and they're like, we're gonna throw the world's problems,
and they go on endlessly before it ends up devolving

(18:49):
into some kind of like conspiracy theory deep dive. That's
what that conversation was, Kane. I mean, I think that's
a pretty accurate.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, that music. Whoever decided that the music's.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Stupid music, I want to find them and swing them
around by the hair on their head until their scout
falls off.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Not only is annoying, but I guess they were trying
to impose an emotional like lane you were supposed to
be in while listening to this rubbish fury.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah what yeah, what we're gonna put We're gonna drop
this annoying music, this Amaly type music here and try
to make people feel sad about these morons talking.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Mark Ruffalo, a guy who I don't think what he's like.
We're going to reimagine what America is like, what our
economic system is like. It's clearer, I mean, it's like
not like working like and like sustainable like you know,
and then you have Rain Wilson, who is only sounds
intelligent when other people write his lines like yah, it's
eplura basuno, that's exactly you are. Cement socialism. Oh my gosh,

(19:49):
Mark Ruffalo is worth like thirty five million dollars something
to that extent. I don't know. And he's worth a
lot of money, and he has over and over again.
He he's gone after wealthy people or just like people
who like himself. He's mad at everybody except himself that
makes money. I don't know. I've read that it's like
thirty five million, but then someone else some other estimates

(20:12):
said that Fox Baltimore said that it was like closer
to ninety million. Anyway, He's all into the no king
stuff and he does not like people who are. He
only wants to be successful himself. This is how communists think.
They want to be rich, but they want you to
be poor because they think that there's a scarcity of

(20:32):
opportunity and they don't want to have to share influence
with you. They went to gatekeep and keep you away
from all of it, so they impose these asinine, mathematically
illiterate regulations to keep you broke and to keep them rich.
They are literally everything that they talk about hating. But
it's all in one person, which is them. That's what
it is. That's who these people are. To hear somebody

(20:54):
like ninety million dollar Mark Ruffalo up there complaining I'm
just the rich. Oh it's insane. We got to replace
capitalism with socialism. Well there goes your whole industry, dude,
got to replace capitalism. Socialism is what people who are
tired of working, or they don't want to work and

(21:15):
they want to be lazy. They just they want to
They want that so that they can coast on everyone
else's effort. You know, we're getting your Thanksgiving, so what
we do every Thanksgiving? I mean near yes, this's next month.
We always talk about how you know, the first society
is set up established by Europeans in the United States
was a socialist society that completely failed and everyone almost died.
They almost died because of starvation because they tried the

(21:38):
socialism and the socialism didn't work. So then they had
to switch over and actually try to make people work
of their own merit, and that was much better. They
were much more successful. Mark Ruffalo just hates America. He
hates everything that this country is about. He doesn't like
our freedom. He doesn't like even the crony capitalist system
that we have in this society. He hates every aspect

(22:00):
of it, even though he has benefited more so than
many other people in this country from the very things
that he bitches about. And it's only from that safety
of success and that surety of success that he can
blast the system that he was able without any complaint
prior to use to enrich himself. So I can never
take these people seriously. They always bitch and moan, and

(22:23):
they sit on other millions. Did Mark Ruffalo buy any
of you a house? No? Did he pay off any
of y'all's mortgage? Hell no? He payoff any'all's health bills?
No he didn't. Did hey all give you all any money?
No he didn't. Did he pay off a bill for you? No?
No he didn't. Not a secret So nah.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
He didn't even inspire me to do any of those things.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah. So he's just a poser, that's all he is,
Just like Bernie Sanders three House, Bernie Sanders. They're posers.
I can't take any of these people seriously. They don't
even live by the tenants of socialism that they pretend
to adore, and nobody questions it because they're all in
this cult of personality. They're so busy kissing ass they
don't even stop and go, wait a minute, why aren't

(23:03):
they living by the rules that they want everybody else
to live by? A great question, there, Champ. Just asinine,
just so asinine. So I don't know these people. I
can't take any of them seriously at all. I can't
take any of them seriously.

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