Absurd Truth: Nancy Pelosi Debuts Southern Accent

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Celtech.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh I feel like this is like a title of
a comic character, Barefoot Man. Florida Man. Barefoot Man broke
into a South Florida church and stole their iPads. Lauderdale
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after a man allegedly broken to a Lauderdale by the

(00:36):
Sea church. No really is out why you said Lauderdale
by the Sea at the start of the piece. Still
several items, including an iPad, and caused damage inside of
the building. It occurred Sunday afternoon. Surveillance footage shows a
man in a tank top and swim trunks entering the
church by pulling a cart. He was barefoot and remained
inside for several minutes. They apparently he clogged the toilets

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a polgetic and he said the only reason that he

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left is because he was he needed to go to sleep.
I don't know, man, I can't, you can't. Oh, but wait,
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family member over a language gap after nearly hitting them
with her Porsche. Her response or their response, she's rich though,
good luck. Road rage. It was in Lee County, Florida.

(02:24):
A family that doesn't speak English and a driver of
a Porsche got into a fight and no one could
understand each other. The Porsche driver got mad that the
family was in the way, and when she couldn't understand them,
she threatened them with the weapon they could threaten her back.
The Porsche driver she tried to speed away. It actually
showed her and the wrong because there was a guy
who was walking his stock. He was on the side

(02:46):
of the road. She did not want to share the road.
She was just driving in the middle of it. So
and then you just never stop and start arguing with
people randomly when you're driving. Just go along your day, okay.
And she was speeding and it was a residential area,
so she was like blasting through. Uh and uh. The
funny thing is is she had a camera on our

(03:06):
vehicle and it said when your own camera cashes are committed.
Multiple felonies she got. She was in a lot of
trouble with police because she was also very She was
she was the she was I want to say Karen,
but it's gonna make the Karen's mad. She's a Tammy.
That'll make the Tammy's mad. So you guys get to
pick whose name she gets. That's all there is to it.
Uh in it. Oh, we're going have more time doing

(03:28):
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flags at Starbucks, and because it's considered private property, he
got in trouble. So it wasn't a speech issue. But
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Speaker 2 (05:00):
You go to Churchill on Sunday and pray on church
on Sunday and pray on people the rest of the week.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
What is this? What is this? Is she trying to
make fun of people using a Southern accent? Is that
what I'm hearing is that her appearing to use a
Southern accent while she was at Harvard. She was at

(05:31):
an event in Harvard eighty five year old Nancy Pelosi.
Oh lord, put a hand up from my mouth right now.
First off, welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you.
We are at the top of this third hour. You
can find the chat at Rumble and you can also
follow along and watch us do the radio program on
Channel three forty seven Direct TV. She is described as

(05:57):
having baffled viewers at Harvard because she slipped into a
Southern accent while she was talking about religious voters came
she was speaking when she began to add the twang
in her voice. We're gonna play it again, but let
me This is what she said. She goes, you're people
of faith. You go to church on Sunday and you

(06:19):
pray in church on Sunday and pray pr e y.
So she focused grouped this on people the rest of
the week. What is this interesting? Go ahead and play
one one more time.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Please want your people of faith, you go to church
on Sunday and pray on church on Sunday and pray
on people the rest of the week.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
What is this thought? She was clever? Thought she was
you know I met her one time. Uh and my
son met her, My oldest son met her. We were
in d c and her staff always preps her very well.
She was very polite, you know, she was very you know,
probably you might think sometimes you meet some of these

(07:02):
people and you might think, oh, outside of politics, you
seem like you might be a you know, nice, a
person you could at least talk to, you know, not
a horrible person. She knew my son's name, which that's
a very yeah, I know, right, because it's not like,
you know, they're online, it's like WHOA. Her people prep

(07:25):
her very well. She was like, oh, it's good to
see you said his name, and then and then left.
I was like, oh, very interesting, and we both kind
of looked at each other. But I don't think you
need to make fun of people like this. She I
guess she's trying to make fun of evangelicals and say
that if you don't give one and a half trillion
dollars for spending on illegal alien health care, that you're

(07:46):
not a Christian, Because my response would be, well, you
just don't kill babies in the womb and then call
yourself a Christian. You don't sit here and get behind
all of the trans mafia that you get behind and
call yourself a Christian. You know, there's a lot of
stuff that you don't do. You don't take from one
and give to another. That's that. That's that's that's not
being a good Christian. Interesting she's making fun of them, though,

(08:09):
that's exactly what she was doing. That's not even a
great Southern accent. You know, that's not even a good
Southern accent. But that's that's Someone said that she's probably
trying to keep her dentures from slipping out her mouth,
and that's why she had to start talking like that,
which I don't know if that helps or not, but uh,
that it just not She's been you know, she's been

(08:30):
in Congress for so long. I I mean, she's been
in Congress for forever. She's been in government four forever.
She she I mean, I'm actually shocked. I think most
everybody I think she's older. She's been in Congress longer

(08:52):
than Steve's been alive, definitely longer than Wan's been alive.
She's been in Congress for a long time. If she
is unhappy with the way that things are structured, why
hasn't she used her power all of this time to
do something about it, Especially when she was the Speaker
of the House for the first part of Barack Obama's
first term, in which Democrats had a super majority until

(09:14):
they had special elections that evened it out just a bit.
But making fun of people, I don't know. Does she
pick that up from Hillary Clinton using the accent? You
just can't go and pray on people on Sunday and
then pray out on them in the streets. Who's praying
on them in the streets? Well, you're praying on them

(09:39):
in the streets, you know, if you ain't given you know,
people who come in the country legally, Kane, if you
ain't giving them a million, trillion and a half dollars,
then year praying know on them. I don't really think
that's how that works. Is that what she thinks that,
you know what those people that makes fun of doing

(10:00):
more to help the disadvantage than she does by trying
to leverage government as a fake way of helping people,
really when it's all about expanding control and authority. I
just hate it when people make fun of Southern folks.
I don't like it. They're always no proper, even you know,
even the mean ones are real proper. It's like how

(10:21):
the Germans alsound mean. My husband's family is Germans, so
I can say that it's all and everything. Even like
joy over having a delicious meal sounds angry, It's all great.
It's just I think Democrats need to kind of think
back and learn their lesson just a little bit. As

(10:41):
you know, you can't. You need those people, They need
those nice people to win elections. But this idea that
we're going to use emotional blackmail for with religion as
a way to browbeat people into supporting a gregious government
spending neither show you work, neither show you eat. I
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the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's
Quick five. This is really a Florida man's story. But
it's not like technically a Florida man because it's someone
who's visiting. But still so. A woman is doing SeaWorld
Orlando because she was on a roller coaster and a
duck hit her faith a duck flew under her face. Well,

(12:55):
she was writing a roller coaster. It literally knocked her unconscious.
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(13:37):
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is pretty stupid. If it like sees a roller coaster
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China have to have degrees to speak on finance, health,
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China publicly unless you have a degree in the specific
area of issue that you are speaking on. This is
a new thing. Now, that's crazy. This is you can't.
I mean, it's definitely not you know, free speech. But

(14:50):
they're demanding that influencers prove their qualifications or they get
in trouble. Now, officials say it's a fight over misinformation,
that's all it is. Really, I don't believe so so yeah,
they can't. They can't post about what they call regulated
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(15:11):
or finance. Those are they're not allowed, apparently to talk
about those in social media and China. Let's say that
they have a degree in one of those things. Not
not free speech at all. So this is Omar Fata.
He's waving a foreign flag and a foreign language and
he's like, I'm going to use my position to advocate

(15:35):
for Somalia. This is actually not anything unlike what Illano
mar has said before. This was a rally not too
long ago. The video is now coming out, we're showing
him doing this. I don't think that you should be
able to run for elected office if you're if you
have other allegiances. If you want to have an allegiance
to Somalia, go to Somalia and do it there. Go

(15:58):
do it there, Go try to get into government and
all of that stuff. Welcome back to the program, Dana
lash with you, man, what Minneapolis is good night expressing
loyalty to somebody. I am very much like our founders.
I'm like George Mason when it concerns participation in politics,

(16:21):
and I have a peace up. By the way, if
you haven't read it yet, it's over at substack. It's
not behind it. It's not behind a pay well unless
you only read the unless you click through all the time.
But the point that I made in this is I
was actually talking about, you know, the whole idea of

(16:43):
where the Founders were in terms of immigration, and I
got into, you know, a whole bunch of stuff with this.
But it was during one of the debates at the
Constitutional Convention or George Mason. By the way, George Mason
was also the guy who pretty much defined what militia was.

(17:04):
You know, if you're talking about, well, who is the militia, Well,
it's every man and woman in the United States. That's
who the militia is and was. It's how it was
always defined to be. But one of the things that
where they kind of stood on immigration in some aspects
they were a little progressive, not all, but in some

(17:26):
aspects some of them might be measured by today's conservatives
is a little progressives. But that was just specifically on
legal entry. After that, they were very conservative and they
believed in kind of like a quarantine period of sorts.
And Mason did not think that you should be running
for any kind of office, not even dog catcher. Well

(17:49):
they didn't really have dog catcherspect then, But you know
what I mean, unless you had been here for a
minimum of three years. And he's right, how can you
come to a country that you it's like me going to, well,
hell would be like me going to like Jamaica or
Puerto Rico or somewhere else, or Italy or Spain. And
immediately as I get over there, like Okay, I'm going

(18:09):
I'm gonna run and mess up all your politics. Now
I'm going to run for office. And I mean it
makes sense, and that's what he and many of the
other founders believed. In fact, Mason had stated, quote citizenship
for three years is not enough for ensuring that local
knowledge which ought to be possessed by the representative, making
sure that you know, you can't tell if it's going
to be measurable at that point. And he's not wrong.

(18:29):
Omar Fata is the problem of the rejection of assimilation,
and that is a big aspect of this. There's a
problem with the way that we I don't really know
when this kicked into gear. I was thinking about this
this morning and trying to get my thoughts organized about this.
But I don't know when it kicked in. Was it

(18:50):
the eighties? Because I remember you remember the phrase melting pot? Right,
everybody remembers the melting pot phrase. And at some point
when was this canon the aughts, their early aughts, When
did that become like a politically incorrect phrase, like you're
not supposed to say that anymore. When did that happen?

(19:11):
That's a good question, because that's a psyop for sure. Well,
it's a it's a psychological trick on you. And I
say that because melting pot, what is melting pot suggest?
You have a bunch of people who come over and
they all basically melt into one thing. As a way,
it's not it's not homogeneous, but it is assimilated, meaning

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you don't have to reject where you're coming from or
some of the values that you have, but it is
that commonality in coming over here, do you want to
be free? And then your loyalty is to this republic
as a citizen before any other sovereign entity. We are
not demanding that happen of people who are coming here
and immigrating. So at some point the left decided and

(19:56):
This is again all because of CRT critical race theory.
Now we can't say melting pot anymore. This is the
only time they didn't want to actually focus on race
and ethnics. No, no, no, we don't want to say
melting pot. They wanted to keep everything separate so that
they could they could load up factions against each other.
That's a whole purpose. So you melting pot. The rejection
of that wasn't just a rejection of a term that

(20:18):
they found offensive. It was a rejection of assimilation. When
they started attacking the Conservatives or started attacking the right
for using that phrase, they were They weren't attacking language.
They were trying to recondition you into how you think
about assimilation. It is rude. They posit to expect people
who immigrate over here to adapt to our way of life,

(20:41):
to adapt to our culture, and as a result, you
get things like what we were dealing with in Irving, Texas,
people coming over here from Middle Eastern countries and they
wanted to reject Western jurisprudence and establish an entire cordisharia law.
That's something they actively tried to push for. In Minneapolis,
the same thing is happened there. Minneapolis is turning into

(21:03):
Luton as a place in England called Luton, and in fact,
some of the nine to eleven terrorists that's where some
of their moms were in Luton. In fact, one of
the craziest to moms in all of the UK is
in Luton. That's where a lot of this stuff kicked off,
like with Tommy Robinson and all of that was in Luton.
Minneapolis is turning into Luton. This is it's there was

(21:27):
a rejection of assimilation, so you had people coming here
who didn't not only did they not want to be free,
but they don't want you to be free. That's that's
what it is. And now we're skyrocketing these people into
elected office before they've even assimilated. How are you representing

(21:50):
a people when you're rejecting their way of life? That
should be I don't think you have to be a
full on citizen to even be considered for elected office,
and even then I think it should be state and local.
I am really hardcore, So this is why I'm saying
Republicans are too big government for me. Whenever I hear
someone I am probably the most conservative person you will

(22:12):
ever know. The full scope of my views. Even some
of my friends are like, oh my gosh, but no,
that's just the way it should be, and that that's
the way it was. I wouldn't. I would dare. First off,
maybe I was raised I wasn't raised in a barn,
but I would never think of going to another nation
and say now you've got to be me, Now you
got to go. You're not I'm not assimilating to you.

(22:34):
You're going to assimilate to me. We're going to do
things my way. I'm going to displace your legal system.
I'm going to displace this. That. No, but that's that's
part of the attack on our freedom. That's why CRT
is in so many ways even more effective than the
economic warfare that you associate with more traditional Marxist tactics.

(22:59):
So you look at this stuff in Minneapolis, it's insane.
You look at Mandannie in New York. I had some
polling on him. By the way, you look at Mandanni
in New York, I mean they did one survey that
I saw. Do you know that his support is greatest
in the bougiest parts of Manhattan. So the richest manhattanites

(23:20):
are supporting him because they can. It doesn't matter to
them if there's going to be higher taxes, it doesn't matter.
They don't they're not affected by any of this stuff.
But the people who aren't billionaires will be. I got
some also pulling about Jay Jones. This is in Virginia,

(23:41):
so Miyarez is at forty six percent in j Jones
is at thirty eight percent right now, so Miaras is
finally over. This is a Roanoke College poll that was
taken from October twenty second through the twenty seventh, and
he's below the margin of error. It's still going to
be close that they get a lot of turnout. It
won't be but it's still going to be relatively close.

(24:03):
And Mandani's just cruising. He's you know, he's leading, He's
going to win. He's another case of refusing to assimilate.
We're going to bring our perspective of you know, Sharia
and Islamic jurisprudence here and we're going to start offsetting
how you do things in the United States. That's a
real problem because you're you're I mean, because you see

(24:24):
things like what you've been seen in Ireland and what
you've been seeing in the UK with Rotheram and all
in a lot of these other places where the refusal
to assimilate has made people vulnerable. I mean, good hunt night,
there's crime, lawlessness, disorder.

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