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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I just saw Kane tell a dude that he needs
might all on social media.
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Just saw that one. It's a nice, nice comeback, all right.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So a Florida, a Florida attorney was convicted of bringing
cocaine into a Florida jail. It's almost like he should
have known that that was illegal, if only he had
the education to know that that was illegal. Sixty year
old David Castles was convicted of one compossession of cocaine,
count of felony introductional contraband into a county detention facility.
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Why are his glasses crooked on his mugshot? It's bothering
me really badly. It's very asymmetric in the verdict. The
judge who sentenced him to a year in jail, three
years of probation, three hundred hours of community service, he
has to go through substance abuse stuff like that. But
that's just one of the dumbest self owes. So much
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of this is like self owning people's self owning. This
One guy got seventeen and a half years because he
led a cocaine trafficking network from Puerto Rico to New York.
That's also a big, bad no no, So I'm surprised
the New York did anything about it. Right, But it
was a cocaine distribution network that spanned from Puerto Rico
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to upstate New York. US Attorney's office they handed this dude,
a forty nine year old dude from Lady Lake, Florida,
seventeen and a half years in prison. He was also
involved in money laundering, distribution, all kinds of bad stuff.
That's not something that you know. There's a lot of
the cocaine distribution happening here. This Gulf Coast News that
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a Florida man was accused of street racing at one
hundred and twenty four miles per hour and when the
police got him, his excuse was that quote, I have
to use the bathroom. That's why he went one hundred
and twenty four miles per hour at three am on
a Sunday. You see, in Lee County, Florida. It was
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a late night street race and they're still searching for
the motorcyclist. He was racing a motorcycle. This is how
people get killed. The Toyota cameray, this guy was racing.
If you were wondering if it was a camera, you
are correct. A Toyota cameray and motorcycle stop side by
side of a traffic like they were able to get
it on some CCT stuff from other you know, like
businesses and that. But yeah, they clocked him at going
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one hundred and twenty four. The motorcycle hit more than
one hundred and forty. When they stopped him, he said,
I had to use the bathroom really badly. I had
to use the bathroom bad is what he said. The
camera driver did not have a license, and the police
were like, well, that's a red flag number one and
number two that it was happening at three in the morning.
That's also another red flag. And then Sheriff JD. Grudd
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he well, no, Sheriff Grady Judge said, a Florida man
who's a retired deputy insulted workers at McDonald's drive with
a child in the front seat.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
So he drove through.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
He was combative towards McDonald's workers and he had like
an unstrained kid, eighteen month old in the front seat.
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Dana lash with you. Bottom of this second hour. So
Elon Musk has called for a Netflix boycott. Well, he
said he was boycotting. Actually he's like, he goes, cancel
Netflix for the healthier kids, and he cites this show
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called dead.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
End Paranormal Park.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's a show on Netflix that has I mean, it's
a pretty well I mean they're they're promoting trans stuff
to kids.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
The show is advertised for young kids, right it's but
it's rated PG, but it's still advertised for young kids.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And this.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Guy, I think people found it. I don't know, because
it's not even in production anymore. It's an older show.
And one of the so Lorraine made the point that
she thinks people found it because the creator of the show,
that who wrote the comic on which the show is based,
was mocking Charlie Kirk's murder. And I think that that's
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kind of and I tend to agree that I think
that's maybe how people found it. And so now everyone
saw the show and this is like an example of
the content for this program, And because we don't want
to get pulled from YouTube, we can play the audio
and show you the screencap. But that's pretty much it.
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But this is like the scene, for example, this is
a cut twenty seven Park.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
It's it's me, I'm trans Norma, and everyone at the
Blue those and everyone at home thos and being here
it's like a whole new place. I can just be Barney,
and I can choose if and when I tell people,
I've never been happier, and that's saying something. When I
spent to day Chase by terrifying zombie mascots, Plexy reminded
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me how important it is to live your life without apology.
So I think I got to give living here a shot,
don't you. You don't need my permission.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I just wouldn't want Cotney as a roommate.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So the guy who plays Barney is also apparently trans. Yeah,
and so Musk saw it was like, oh yeah, we gotta,
you know, cancel it for to protect your kids. The
guy who Hamish Steele, who created the.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
UH comic on which the show is based, was the guy.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Who was you know, apparently he was making fun of
Charlie Kirk being assassinated. And the show got canceled in
twenty twenty three, but it's still on Netflix, like it's
archived on Netflix, and it's supposed to be PG.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean, it seems when you they're like, oh, it's
not really for kids, it's for PG, but then you
see the content it's being more marketed towards kids. I'm
not even going to take that from these people who
are like, oh, guns are marketed towards kids.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No they're not. But this clearly is. This absolutely is.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And it hasn't been a production for like over two years,
but it's, like I said, it's still up on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
So Stell.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
The guy who created the comic that the show's based on,
he made fun of Charlie Kirk being murdered and said
some really nasty stuff online, like tons of stuff. And
then so now Musk it has Musk's attention and he's
gone after it as well, and then he kind of
flirted around with the idea of creating a Netflix like
entity and competing with Netflix. Right, But I mean, the
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guy literally celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
He absolutely did.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
He celebrated his murder and made fun of it and
all this other stuff. So I don't know, I've never
seen it. The got it was canceled after the second
season was released in October of twenty twenty two, and
the again the Kirk stuff, his comments and then plus
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the Barney trans character just catapulted it now into the news.
I just don't even know why anybody would watch this.
People got to pay Your parents also need to pay
attention to this stuff. There's almost no I would not
set my kids in front of any new animation unless
it was like anime. I would not put them in
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front of any non I'm not kidding you. If it's
not made in Japan, if it's not made even in
South Korea, if it's not anime, or if it's not
Old Warner Brothers, I would not allow my kid to
watch it at.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
All, no joke. I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And my kids, when my kids were younger, we really
really watched what they watched. And they could watch they
I mean, you know, obviously get your chores done, blah
blah blah, but they could watch, you know, the stuff
that we approved for them to watch. And they have
watched Old Warner Brothers, they watched Veggie Tails things like that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
But this new stuff, because it's so subversive.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You might watch a couple of episodes of something, and
then like in the third episode, boom, here's a character
that's talking about trans or talking about very very adult
subjects in what is clearly children's programming, And there's no
indication in any of the descriptions for parents ahead of times.
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So you've got to be very very careful as to
what you allow your kids to watch.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm not kidding like I would. I wouldn't. There's there.
I would not allow my kids to watch anything unless.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It was a pre approved, pre you know, really sussed
out selection that you know, we had picked for them.
Probably even more it would be more controlled than I
was with my kids when they were little. You would
have to because there's so much stuff out there and
there are so many people with political agenda. Used to
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when people would create content like children's programming, it would
be programming that the kids would find entertaining. Now it
is the adults that want to massage their egos by
presenting what they think kids should believe two kids, it's
not about the servicing the kids anymore. It's about servicing
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the ego of the creator these you know, and they're
usually left leaning. So have you ever seen the Showcane
The dead and paranormal thing. ParaNorman almost went too far
from me towards the end. That was a good movie, ParaNorman.
And at the very end, boom they hit you in
the face with right you know, alphabet stuff that's way
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above a kid's pay grade.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, I mean, you have to think about how these
things get created. There's a lot of intention behind their
creation because you've got to be able to generate the
funding in order to make it even happen. So you
got to sell your idea. Now, did they sell them
on this idea in the beginning or did they bait
and switch them. That's something that I'd like to find out.
But this was all done with intention.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh, completely, and they all are done that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Way, so kind of in this do you guys remember
Imain Keif Khalif, the boxer who wanted to compete as
a woman and got kicked out. Remember this guy Amin
Khalif from Algeria rose to global prominence and they call
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him a her But man, it is such a dude
looking dude. So this image of this guy. So now
he got kicked out of the boxing thing, so he's
not in the boxing stuff anymore. And by the way,
Wan says that he canceled his Netflix account over a
year ago. Good for wand he's like, there's no point
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I fear recording to Newsweek that there are at least
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That's terrifying. So they are obviously trying to get everything
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In a television interview, a man admits to killing and
burying his parents during a television interview and they're upstate
New York home eight years ago.
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And then as he.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Left the studio, he was arrested. The guy Lorenz Kraus
fifty three. It came a day after police that the
recovered two bodies from a home in Albany as part
of this investigation that found his parents, and they were
still receiving apparently social Security payments, despite the fact that
no one saw or heard from them in years. So
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this guy contacted his local news outlet right he set
for a half hour interview, and then he said that
he mercy killed his parents because they were aging and
becoming frail. And he goes yes, and it was so
quick and he was obviously arrested right after he left.
That's insane. They've still a million dollars worth in Craft
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whiskey from a Washington distillery. They made off with twelve
thousand bottles of Kraft whiskey and a rare US liquor heist.
And not only did they get about a million dollars
worth of the product. They apparently also took about half
of the stock of a single malt distill that they'd
(16:00):
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the Scagged Valley Sheriff's office that's investigating and whiskey officionados
are wondering where the Westland Distilleries first ten year Guaryana
whiskey might turn up, and they don't know. That's kind
of wild, right, I wonder if they're going to like
(16:21):
relabel them. They said that bottles of the Garyana are irreplaceable,
and they said it's a pretty extraordinary situation and it's
going to be difficult to sell them. They're gonna I
would think that they would change the labels, wouldn't they?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
You think they would, But then I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
You could get more knowing that they're they're that particular
type of whiskeys.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
So that's a catch twenty two for a greedy thief,
isn't it. That's kind of wild?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And why are people talking about steroids turning dudes gay?
So this a mean kalief. Let me set this up
and then I'm gonna tell you where it's going to go.
So this dude who was a boxer. He got bounced
out of boxing because he's a dude who wanted to
compete as a female. And now he is the face
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of a beauty brand that is from Algeria. Now Wan
is showing you right now the middle screen is the
ad okay, a beauty brand, A beauty brand.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Hold on if I'm the photographer. And by the way,
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh my, this is I swear to you guy's hands.
This guy, this is real people.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Watching on the screen right now at home. That's a
guy who doesn't look happy.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
That's a man. I Uh, what is it for? Is
it like for? Uh?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
How do they use that one of all the pictures
they took?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is this the best photo that they had got? I
got a lot of questions about this. Is this the best?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
I don't know. I'm very torn on this. So the
it's called Bell n c O.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't know how you say it's from Uh, it's
alger It's an Algerian beauty brand. And in the campaign
they they they said, well, he embodies strength while they
call her, they call him a she and they go she,
But it's a he embodied strength, resilience and grace.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It's a perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Reflection of what skin with attitude really means. So I
guess it's like a foundation. This is a dude. He
is the most dudast dude I think I have ever. Well,
she's a guy, so I've ever seen. But I just
need to see the ad again. I'm sorry, Wan, I
just want to see that ad one more time. So
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maybe he's born with it, maybe testicle, maybe it's a penis.
It's just excuse me, it's man, I'm just saying. Is
that the best photo is that his smolder smolder? Are
you buying a beauty brand from that? Are you gonna see?
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I want to look like that man? No said, no
lady ever.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
All right, so we all know that marketing is that is.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
A man's jaw, kane, he can crack nuts with it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
A lot of marketing has to do with the visuals, right,
So this guy doesn't look anything like a woman. And
then if he's holding up the product and the product
looks like it's some black label RX you get from
Randall Drugs, like, no one's going to be buying that.
The packaging doesn't want to put that up on the screen. Again,
It's like, what is that? I don't even know even
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a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Come by my foundation, right, I'm just he could sell
razors for your face, but I'm not. Here's here's another
reason why this ticks me off so bad. Dudes do
not have the same skin as women. Dudes grow hair
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on their face. Women do not have the same skin texture.
We don't have the same issues, We don't have the
same hormones, we don't have the same concerns. A man
cannot wear a makeup that will be suitable for a
woman to wear. It is not possible that it's just
not possible. You're ignoring the needs of females to cater
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to a guy who's playing dress.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Up, and then you want.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
To smear everybody as biggots who object to it, who
object to being erased. He already tried to erase women
in women's sports, and now he wants you to listen
to him.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
About ladies makeup.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
If any photo you've this is actually, believe it or not,
the most feminine photo that he has ever taken. Kin,
if you don't believe me, google his name and look
at the images I did.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
And you are right, And it looks like there was
a lot of effort to make him look like a female.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
And it just I mean, he looks it's like he
hates the product.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
It just ain't working.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Can't believe I'm selling this?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
What is he going to sell next? Tampons? Like, are
you gonna some tam PACs? It mean Khalif's tampacs? Where
does it end? You know what I'm saying, Like, where
does it end? I mean it's a legit.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Question should have a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
But that is actually I can't. That's like the most
feminine photo I've ever seen of the dude.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
He's a dude.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
He's a dude with dude stuff. He's got dude chromosomes,
Dude chromosomes, dude DNA, dude bits, dude, it's all dudeage. Okay,
there's this no objection. No jury would convict you. If
you saw this gentleman and thought, why is he wearing lipstick?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Nobody would convict you.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
The problem is that normally, if he was just doing
his thing and just like I'm a dude that likes
wearing makeup and I'm not going to try to bump
women out of women's spaces, nobody would have.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Honestly, we're all too busy.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I don't care, like, just don't bother me and rupt
me and you know, be a burden on my life.
But when you try shoving women out of men's spaces
and then you fail at that, and then you double
down on the offence, you're absolutely gonna get mocked, and deservingly.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
So, because ridicule. Ridicule is a magnificent weapon. I'm oh.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
And by the way, for the lady who thought that
me talking about the me and lady in the gym
the other day was about her, because she thinks everything
is about her, this isn't about you either.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Just warning.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
So this guy, I just find it doubly offensive. He
already tried pushing women out of women's spaces and boxing.
Now I would not want to buy the foundation or
makeup that he is wearing, because that's gonna wreck. That's
gonna wreck a lady's skin. That's gonna be too heavy
for your old skin. There's no way that's gonna work
on us. It's not the same. If it's a formula
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thick enough for him, it'll will break out from it.
So it's not even that there's no there's no cross
promotion here with us stuff got Lee.
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